Teddy's Story Joint

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>>HEY. WELCOME TO TEDDY'S STORY JOINT. CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? >>ACTUALLY, I JUST GOT HIRED. >>OH, YOU MUST BE WHITNEY. >>YEAH. >>HERE, COME ON BACK. I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND. >>OKAY. >>ALL RIGHT, SO THE WAY THIS PLACE WORKS IS, ANYONE WRITING A BOOK, YOU KNOW, FOR A NOVEL, MOVIE, TV SHOW-- >>RIGHT. >>THEY COME IN HERE AND WE SELL THEM PLOTS AND CHARACTERS, YOU KNOW? ANYTHING THEY COULD WANT. >>SHOULDN'T THEY BE WRITING THOSE THEMSELVES? >>[LAUGHTER] YOU'RE CUTE. HEY JANE AUSTEN. HOW ARE YOU? SHE'S A REGULAR. >>I'D LIKE A PLOT TODAY, THE USUAL. >>ALL RIGHT. >>UH, WHAT'S THE USUAL? >>GIRL LIKES A GUY, LOOKS LIKE SHE WON'T GET THE GUY, BUT THEN SHE DOES. WITH THE WITTY SOCIAL CRITIQUE ON THE SIDE. >>YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT. >>ALL RIGHT. ORDER UP. >>ALL SINGLE WOMEN THANK YOU. >>WAIT, SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT SHE USES THE SAME PLOT IN EVERY BOOK? >>EVERY BOOK, YEAH. >>WELL, THAT'S WRONG. >>HEY GEORGE LUCAS, J.K. ROWLING. >>HOW ARE YOU? >>HI, TEDDY. I'D LIKE A PROTAGONIST. WHITE, TEENAGE MALE, EVERYONE CALLS HIM THE CHOSEN ONE. >>OH. I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING. >>AND HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THEM COOKED? >>UH, LET'S GO WITH NEVER KNEW HIS PARENTS, RAISED BY HIS AUNT AND UNCLE, TRAINED BY A WISE OLD MAN. >>YES, I WANT IT. >>ANYTHING ON THE SIDE? >>OH HOW ABOUT, POSSESSES POWERS HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT. GREAT AT FLYING, SUPER WHINY. >>MHM. I WILL GET THE SAME THANK YOU. >>ANYTHING ELSE? >>NO. >>OKAY. >>UH, YES. CAN I GET A SMALL ORDINARY OBJECT WITH THE DARK LORD'S SOUL INSIDE IT? >>OH, ACTUALLY WE JUST SOLD OUR LAST ONE TO MR. TOLKIEN. >>UGH, MUGGLES. >>GREAT. NOW TWO HUGE SAGAS ARE GOING TO HAVE THE EXACT SAME MAIN CHARACTERS. >>UH, HARRY WEARS GLASSES. THANK YOU. >>YOU KNOW WHITNEY YOU REMIND ME OF OUR OTHER EMPLOYEE MATT. HE USED TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WORK TOO, BUT NOW-- >>HEY BOSS, THE NEW BATCH OF CHARACTERS CAME IN REAL BLAND. >>JUST SAVE IT FOR THE NEW TWILIGHT BOOK. >>YOU GOT IT. >>OKAY, I REFUSE TO BE A PART OF A COMPANY THAT PLAGIARIZES. >>WHOA, WE DO NOT PLAGIARIZE. >>UM, I'M WRITING <em>THE LIFE OF PI</em> AND I'D LIKE TO GET A MAN WHO BEFRIENDS A TIGER AND NO ONE BELIEVES HIM. >>MATT, HEAT UP <em>CALVIN AND HOBBES .</em> >>COMING UP! >>OKAY. REALLY? >>YOU KNOW WHITNEY, YOU NEED TO GET OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE OKAY? I MEAN TAKE EARNEST HEMINGWAY HERE. WITHOUT OUR HELP, HE'D STILL BE ON THE STREETS. >>HEY, UH, HEY TED. I'M A LITTLE SHORT ON CHANGE. COULD I GET SOME CHEAP CHARACTERS? >>ALL RIGHT, THAT WILL BUY YOU AN OLD MAN AND BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, I'LL THROW IN THE SEA. THERE YOU GO. >>THIS IS GOING TO BE SO BORING. >>ALL THOSE POOR HIGH-SCHOOLERS. >>YOU SEE ALL THE GOOD WE DO? NOT TO MENTION THE HELP WE GIVE THE FILM INDUSTRY. >>HEY, TEDDY! >>HEY MISTER BRUCKHEIMER! HOW ARE YOU? >>GOING TO GET A REFILL ON <em>PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.</em> >>AGAIN? YOU KNOW THEY GET MORE WATERED DOWN AFTER EACH ONE. >>YEAH, I DON'T CARE. >>WHOA, WHOA. DON'T SHAKE IT UP TOO MUCH. I WANT IT TO TASTE EXACTLY LIKE THE FIRST FOUR. >>HEY BOSS, WE JUST HAD A BIG GREASE FIRE EXPLOSION IN THE KITCHEN. >>GIVE IT TO MICHAEL BAY. >>YEP. >>OKAY, TEDDY, THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. STORY TELLING IS BASED ON ARTISTIC INTEGRITY. YOU HAVE TO SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN. >>WHOA, WE SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN AND THE WHOLE NATION CRUMBLES. YOUR POLITICIANS NEED US. >>WHAT? >>HEY MR. SENATOR. >>TEDDY, HOW ARE YOU? >>I'M DOING GOOD. >>OKAY, SO LOOK HERE WE HAVE THREE EMBEZZLEMENTS, TWO SCANDALS, A DEBT CRISIS, AND WHOLE LOT OF CAMPAIGN CORRUPTION. SO WE'RE GOING TO NEED A LOT OF REALLY GREAT STORIES TO GO. >>OKAY. THERE YOU GO. >>AH. SMELLS BELIEVABLE. LET'S GO.
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Channel: Studio C
Views: 3,808,284
Rating: 4.9597034 out of 5
Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), Star Wars, George Lucas, J. K. Rowling (Author), Pride And Prejudice (Book), Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Pirates Of The Caribbean (Fictional Universe), Life Of Pi (Film), Calivin and Hobbs, Jane Austen (Author), Ernest Hemingway (Author), Jerry Bruckheimer (TV Program Creator), Michael Bay, Spoof, parody, funny, comedy, college, BYU, Justin Bieber (Celebrity)
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Length: 4min 41sec (281 seconds)
Published: Mon Nov 25 2013
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