>>HEY MAN!
YOU EXCITED FOR THE NEW SEASON?
>>OH YEAH! SO EXCITED TO BE BACK ON SET!
>>YES MY BROTHERS! SO, HOW-
HOW MANY SEASONS DO GUYS THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING?
LIKE MAYBE EIGHT OR TEN- >>OR 50 SEASONS.
>>[LAUGHTER] TRUST ME, THAT WOULD BE AWFUL.
>>NO WAY! HOW DID YOU GET THAT!
>>I'M A TIME TRAVELLER. >>TIME TRAVELLER OR TIME LORD.
>>STOP PANDERING MATTHEW. >>OW!
THOSE ARE REAL! >>I DON'T CARE HOW HE GOT IT.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH IT. >>WHAT?
NO, JAMES! >>YEAH, PUT IT IN!
>>JAMES, NO! >>COME ON!
COME ON! PLAY IT!
PUT IT IN! >>YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT-
>>ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS THIS?
TOO MANY BUTTONS. HEY GUYS, HI.
WELCOME TO THE NEW SEASON STARRING ME AND ONLY ME.
>>THIS MUST BE SEASON 15. THE ENTIRE CAST AND CREW GOES
ON STRIKE EXCEPT FOR JAMES. >>THIS IS A LIST OF ALL THE
WORDS THAT RHYME WITH BISQUE, INCLUDING SURNAMES.
DISC, RISK, LILIANQUIST- >>THIS GOES ON FOR
THREE SEASONS. >>HOW ARE THE RATINGS?
>>[LAUGHS] AMAZING.
>>NICE. -AND NOW LET'S MOVE ON
TO THE SLANT RHYMES. >>YOU WIN AN EMMY FOR THIS PART.
>>OH, TYPICAL. >>OKAY, SO ARE YOU SAYING THAT
YOU'VE SEEN ALL OF OUR FUTURES? >>YEAH, YOU DIE IN SEASON SEVEN
AFTER AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE FROM WATCHING THE OPENING CREDITS.
>>I KNEW IT. >>WHAT HAPPENS TO ME?
>>THIS. MR. STEIN, AS AN OUTSIDER I'D
OFTEN WONDERED IF I'D EVER FIND AN IDEAL HUSBAND,
BUT THANKS TO YOU MY CARES ARE GONE WITH THE WIND AND
I AM NO LONGER MISERABLES, BUT INSTEAD I CAN FACE THIS
BRAVE NEW WORLD ALL DOLLED UP LIKE PRINCESS BRIDE AND THANK
YOU FOR LETTING MY WEDDING COLORS BE THE COLOR PURPLE.
>>[APPLAUSE] >>THAT WASN'T EVEN A SKETCH.
THAT WAS YOUR ACTUAL WEDDING. >>R. L. STEIN IS YOUR BACKUP?
>>I'M JUST AS UPSET AS YOU ARE. >>YEAH RIGHT.
>>GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? >>SO WHAT HAPPENS
TO THE REST OF US? >>WELL, NATALIE QUITS
AFTER HAVING OCTUPLETS. >>WHAT?
>>WHAT? NOTHING.
MALLORY GOES TO PRISON AFTER STRANGLING THIS SEVENTH
MILLION FAN WHO ASKED HER IF SHE'S DATING MATT.
>>I DID THAT YESTERDAY, BUT I DIDN'T GET CAUGHT.
>>AND ADAM? >>YEAH.
>>THE SPECIAL EFFECTS TEAMS GETS A LITTLE EXPERIMENTAL WITH YOU,
SO- IT'S PROBABLY JUST BETTER IF WE WATCH IT.
>>JEREMY! WE FINALLY HAVE THE
TECHNOLOGY FOR PORTAL GUNS! [GUNSHOTS]
[SCREAMS] >>HASH BROWNS?
>>I'M NOT EVEN MAD. >>DOES ANYONE ELSE
CRAVING SOME HASH BROWNS? >>YOU'RE GOING TO BE
CRAVING A LOT OF THINGS. >>WHAT?
>>WHAT? NO-
>>LISTEN, GUYS, JUST BECAUSE MAL, WHIT,
JEREMY, ADAM, STEPHEN, AND NATALIE ALL HAVE HORRIBLE
FUTURE EXPERIENCES- >>I DIE.
>>-DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE SHOULDN'T GO ALL
THE WAY TO SEASON 50. WE JUST NEED TO BE CAREFUL AND
CHOOSE TIMELESS CHARACTERS. >>LIKE?
>>LIKE ECKLESTONE, CAPTAIN LITERALLY,
KYLE, SCOTT STERLING- OH, SHOULDER ANGEL?
>>PLEASE HUMBLE HIM JASON! >>YEP.
>>B9. BINGO!
I WIN! >HEY!
HEY! >>WHAT?
OH, HEY STACEY. >>YOU WANT TO SEE A PIRATED
VERSION OF PARKS AND RECREATION? >>STACEY, YOU AGED SO WELL.
>>YEAH I DO! GET IT!
GET IT! MM.
>>OH, I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IN 40 YEARS.
>>OH AND I FOUND A DVD PLAYER TOO!
>>OH! >>COME ON!
>>I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, BUT UH-
>>COME ON. >>[COUGHING]
POOF! >>WHO ARE YOU?
>>I AM YOUR ANGEL SHOULDER. HERE JAMES!
>>I'M JEREMY! >>NO, NO!
YOU'RE STACEY! >>YEAH.
>>I'M JUST GOING TO- >>OH, OKAY.
OH. OH.
[MUMBLING] >>AM I THERE YET?
>>YEAH, CLOSE. IS HE CLOSE?
NO. OKAY.
>>AH MY JOINTS! >>YOU GOT TO WANT IT!
>>LIKE CLIMBING A CORPSE. WRITE CHECKS MY BODY CAN'T CASH.
>>MY BODY- >>[SCREAMS]
>>I NEED MY PILLS! PILLS!
THAT WAS GOOD. WHY DO WE MAKE THIS A THING?
WHY DO YOU- >>[PANTING]
>>[PANTING] >>JASON-
>>YEAH? >>DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR
SILVER-FOXED FRIEND CYNDI. >>LOOK, I'M NATALIE!
>>DON'T LISTEN TO HER! >>YOU GOT TEN SECONDS
BEFORE MY BACK EXPLODES! >>WHAT?
>>I LIED. YOU HAVE THREE!
>>[SCREAMS] >>OH!
>>[LAUGHS] >>AFTER SEEING THIS,
I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT WE SHOULD ONLY
DO TEN MORE SEASONS? >>IF THAT.
>>BRUCE SKETCH UP! >>GUYS, CAN WE TALK ABOUT
CHANGING THE OPENING CREDITS? >>NO!
>>HEY GUYS! WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE
FIRST SKETCH OF SEASON SIX! >>[CHEERING]
>>IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE, THEN YOU BETTER SUBSCRIBE,
OR ELSE YOU MIGHT MISS ONE AND THAT WOULD
MAKE STACEY REALLY SAD. >>REALLY SAD.
>>JUST STACEY. >>I'D BE COOL WITH IT.
>>NATALIE, DON'T SAY THAT! >>SORRY!
I JUST HAD TO. >>SUBSCRIBE NOW!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
