The Worst Ever Videos of Studio C

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Hey guys! What's up? Welcome to another compilation! These sketches are the worst! No, no no no no no no! They're not the worst. They are the best, top of the theme, the worst ever. Oh, right. Have fun. Check them out. All right, so, uh, basically it's just a leaky faucet, so it shouldn't take any more than a couple of-- Hold up. Is that a jetted tub? Lavender bubble bath, scented candles. Okay, so this thing is going to take all afternoon to fix, all right? And I'm going to have to work in complete and total privacy, all right? Okay, watch out. [water running] ♪♪ All right, there we go. [clanking noise] Oh, snap. Oh. [toothbrush whirs] I have no idea what is wrong with that water heater, you know. But now, it is flooding everywhere. [exhales and laughs] So are you paying with cash or check? [electric buzz] [groans] No, y'all should have called animal control for this little beast. I can't get rabies again. You're going right back in there. Okay, uh. [water running] Moment of truth. [toilet flushes] [gasps] I had no idea you could take this off. Lefty-tighty, righty-loosey. What in the Sam Hill? Toilets are crazy on the inside! [breathes heavily] [screams] You can, like, keep fish in here! [knock on door] Uh, don't come in! [hammer pounds on the wall] I'm plumbing! If you slid a plate of cheese under the door, I would not be mad. You will not best me today, Poseidon! You've got to learn today! This garbage disposal's really jammed. Okay, if I just-- Oh, no. [laughs] That would have been stupid. Okay. ♪♪ It was so cold. All the passengers were getting hypothermia and I pulled one woman to shore, but she was already fading. She just died right there in my arms. Was she hot? ♪♪ Okay, let's get you a prescription. Look I know it's been tough losing the house and the job, but I want you to know, I am doing so well right now! I mean life is good! Good! Now let's get you a prescription for those violent rampages, you know? I do not know where my pad is. Let's go with-- Somewhere in here, I'm sure. Not that. Definitely not that. Forgot that was in there. Could you hold this real quick? Kay. Ooh! Bear tranquilizers! Those are gonna rock your world! [sigh] My children play with these things. I don't even know why. Have you seen my paychecks? I should find one. Oh! [crying] That's in part because of things like this. Emotional trauma. Okay. Michael Stevens, here for bedwetting? Are you hard of hearing? <i> Michael Stevens!</i> <i> Here for bedwetting!</i> Also fear of doorknobs. What? That's kind of weird. As you know with patient-doctor<i> confidentiality,</i> <i> nothing we</i> talk about can leave this room so, I once killed a man. Listen, I met your ex and you dodged a bullet. You know we were married for 10 years! You dislodged a bullet. Wait, she's single now? That actually feels really good to get off my chest. Therapy works! Who knew, right? Then when my dad passed away-- [dings] Oh! Look at that! Quitting time! Gonna go get in the bubble bath! [humming to self] Um-- Well I think you're making great progress. Yeah, me too. You won't win your father's love. What? What? 'Kay, now let's work on that phobia of clowns, all right? Okay. How do you feel? Good. How do you feel? Good. Good, good. How do you feel? Not good. You're doing great. You're doing great! Sorry, I thought I just-- I just thought I-- Your father hates you. [screaming] ♪♪ Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, over the course of this trial, I will prove beyond all doubt that this man is innocent. He's not on trial. <i> She is.</i> <i> Whitney: Oh.</i> Yeah, I'm not sure about her. ♪♪ The whole truth, and nothing but the truth. <i> Whitney: Objection,</i> leading the witness. <i> I'm really not sure how</i> to prep for this case. Half of these are Harry Potter books. <i> Your honor,</i> my client pleads the-- Oh, is it the fourth or the fifth? <i> Judge: Are there any legal precedents</i> for this case? I'm glad you asked, your honor. Siri, google legal precedents for goat robbery. The amendment that you plead when you're guilty. Objection, leading the witness, probably! <i> Also define legal</i> precedence. <i> That's not good enough.</i> I will not stand here and listen to you fill this hallowed room of justice with your blatant lies! Now answer the question. I want the truth! <i> Ooh,</i> this is rough. The minimum is five years in Azkaban. Your honor, could I request a short recess to see if my bar exam scores have been posted? I'm really hoping I pass this time. Can't fail five times in a row! You can. This is my sixth time. Objection, leading-- <i> Judge: Miss Duncan,</i> if you say leading the<i> witness one more time,</i> I will fine you. Leading<i> the person who</i> witnessed something. <i> Between you and me,</i> the judge on this case is a total idiot. No, you don't need to type that. Stop it. Blugh! He's good. <i> Stacey: Mr. Jones, you were</i> sitting at home eating dinner, <i> watching TV on the night of July 15th, weren't you?</i> <i> Um, well, the night--</i> Objection? <i> Leading the witness.</i> Sustained. Oh, so that's what that means. <i> Actually, never mind,</i> I'm still confused. <i> We will now take</i> a 10-minute recess. Oh good. I need this. <i> I'm pretty sure the Miranda Rights</i> <i> only apply to people named Miranda.</i> <i> A simple fact.</i> You want to go? ♪♪ So will you be paying me before or after you get sentenced? Because I would prefer before. [locker jostled] When did they start making these? ♪♪ Don't worry Ma'am. We will find your purse thief. Now, how tall would you say he was? Nice. About 6'0". Attractive? What? Would you say he was more attractive than, say, me? Feeling lucky? Oh! Protected! Uh-- That's a yes. Got a situation. Someone stole my car keys. Okay, here's a rendering of your description. Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going? 'Cause this is out of batteries. I'm putting out an APB on a tall, caucasian male, blonde and very skinny. Oh there's a little plug in thing! Hey! Hey, you! Stop loitering! [taser zapping] Dirty loiter bugs. <i> Baker 5 requesting back up.</i> Uh, I'm on my way. ETA five minutes,<i> maybe ten,</i> maybe 15 minutes. Where's my gun? Give me 20 minutes. You seen my gun? You have an extra one? We've got an 1126 outside the bank on Main Street. <i> You have an abandoned bicycle?</i> Uh-- Oh. Laser tag. Never mind about the code, someone's about to rob a bank! Oh wait! Hold on. <i> No.</i> <i> They're just standing there</i> doing nothing. ♪♪ Wait, hey! Quit littering! So, in conclusion, the shark is a majestic creature, but at its heart of hearts, it is a killing machine that will tear your body apart in less time than it takes to say, I wish I never set foot in the ocean. Are there any questions? Okay, let's move onto crocodiles. ♪♪ A as in ape, acorn, ape-ul-- Wait. Okay, nap time everybody, wake me up in two hours. Is that your mom? She looks a little thin to be your mom. Okay, Sally, thank you, now does anybody have anything for show and tell that isn't incredibly boring? No? Okay, go to sleep, then. Ape-ul. Have I been pronouncing that wrong my whole life? No, I forgot my lunch. Hey, Johnny, is that a roast beef sandwich you've got there? How would you like to get an A in this class? Remember, my ears don't hear complaining. Did anyone watch The Bachelor last night? I will tell you about it in detail. Suzy, I don't care about your problems, okay? Oh, she's bleeding. And for story time today, we'll be reading Twilight. Because I swore you called it an apple, but there's an a in it. Based on a true story, listen up girls. Terry has been a joy to have in class, easily one of the smartest girls in the group. Terry's a boy. Terry the boy. The No Child Left Behind Act is flawless. Apple. It's ape-ul for sure. He is average. Just slightly below. ♪♪ [laughing] What a lark! That's a good one. Wait, are we the worst ever hosts of a compilation? We is. Sorry. Keep watching. Subscribe! Don't booty pop me, I'll belly pop you. Oh sweet! My new app just downloaded. It's called Ask Sevy. <i> As in</i> Severus Snape? <i> Obviously.</i> That is so cool! <i> Sevy,</i> where is the nearest gas station? <i> Take exit three hundred and ninety four.</i> <i> You missed it.</i> ♪♪ Sevy, call Adam. [dialing] <i> Hello?</i> <i> Stephen dear?</i> Grandma? <i> Oh, I'm so glad you called!</i> Grandma. Sevy, how do I make crème brulee? <i> Place the cream and vanilla bean into a large frying pan.</i> <i> I am watching "Matlock."</i> <i> I'll describe it shot by shot.</i> <i> We open on a picture of the state capitol.</i> <i> And--</i> <i> You missed it again.</i> <i> Add powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood.</i> Wait what? Sevy, do you think you could talk a little faster? We're starting to run low on gas here. <i> No.</i> Sevy, how do you treat a snakebite? Sevy? <i> I refuse to help people named James.</i> Oh, this looks so good. Hey, go ahead. Dig in. All right. Mmm. So? All right? It's really good. Natalie? Natalie. Hey, hey. <i> Now you know how it feels to lose someone you love.</i> What? Great. Now we're out of gas! You're the worst Sevy! <i> Relax Matthew.</i> <i> I've called someone to pick you up.</i> Oh really? Who? <i> The waaa-ambulence.</i> <i> Ha. Ha.</i> <i> Your battery is dead.</i> [sirens] ♪♪ [knocks on wood] Yeah, Grandma that's the door. I probably should go. <i> Oh, I'll just describe it to you while you are walking.</i> Yeah, I can keep talking while I get the door I guess. And ma'am, here's your salad. I made certain they didn't put any peanuts on it. I didn't ask for that. [clatter] Oh yeah, that's right. ♪♪ Whoa. You know normally I'm supposed to hang these up, but this is really bad. Okay, you're okay. It's okay. Here's your receipt, and if you'd like you can leave a gratuity there at the bottom. Oh yeah. Did you do this with your non-dominant hand? Thank you. [screams] That's so hot. Oh sorry. All right, here's your spicy barbecue burger, medium rare, with a side of ranch and cajun fries. Can I get you anything else? What happened to my band-aid? My recommendation would be that Italian restaurant on Center Street. It's way better than this place. Yeah, I'd like to order a-- Three chicken parmesans. All right, let's not be too dramatic now. Come on. Ah! Oh boy, sorry about that. Sorry. Jeez. Come on! Get it out of there! [laughs] No, ma'am. I'm afraid that if you want gluten you're going to have to pay for it. Gluten free. All right, are we celebrating something tonight? Are you guys like ninjas? Emo witches? Open up! It's fine! Come on! For-- I don't know how the kids' menu got mixed up with the wine list, okay? Now does your daughter want the merlot or not? I'm worth more than that. [screams] Jeremy:<i> That's definitely</i> one of mine. You think that's bad? Every time I take a shower I have an ankle bracelet of hair. Now who wants dessert? ♪♪ Mind if I take this? The next table needs some water. Move, move, move! We're losing him! Prep a crash cart and get me 50 cc's-- Wait, wait, wait. Ah, do you think this will come out? <i> Maybe</i> some vinegar or something? This is like the worst day ever now. ♪♪ At first I thought the cause of death was kidney failure brought about by untreated diabetes, but then I noticed the knife. Scalpel. We will put the leeches here, here, and here. On the plus side one of you is going home today with a free knife. <i> It's a Chef Mate,</i> so that's good quality. [laughter] I'm kidding. No, we're going to have to take that foot. Okay, time to test those reflexes. Failed. We could put it in a jar for you and keep it on your mantle or something. You know, this is when I could walk. I have some rather exciting news, you're pregnant. I'm a quack. Well my PhD from Botswana's<i> premiere online college</i> says otherwise. Oh he's going to be a soccer player. I say he, but you know, too early to tell. Come on, come on, come on! Clear! [screaming] What is this? Ah! [flat lining] Well Mr. Robinson, I am pleased to tell you that you have made a full recovery my friend. I give you a clean bill of health and you are free to go. <i> Whitney: He's dead.</i> That's why he won our staring contest. ♪♪ You have got to stay pumped. Now I got my special playlist I'm going to give you that I give all my clients. Mostly a lot of Enya on here. And some Savage Garden, and some Creed, but don't start with the Creed, because you cannot go any higher. You start with the Creed. So you got to work your way up. ♪♪ Focus on your lower back. There should be a big pop. Don't wear shoes. All right, now take them off. Take them off. Time to get our protein on. You got some really big glutes. The cave men didn't have shoes. They used their bare feet. So skipping breakfast is fine, as long as you eat a lot of red meat at lunch. You want to pack in that red meat. Shove it in. You're really good at this for a girl. Oh, here. I got you. It's important to stay hydrated. So you a Pepsi or Coke kind of guy? Okay. Come on dude. I got you. I like the toenails. We got this. Let's work as a team. And now we wait for five minutes, and if we don't throw up, we can work out. Squat man, come on! Use the back! In the meantime, you should read this pamphlet on salmonella poisoning. Push it up. Okay. Okay, we'll start this again once you've regained consciousness. ♪♪ Listening to Enya back there? Good. Good. Hi, my name is Natalie. I'll be your masseuse today. Hi. Come on back here. I'll go ahead and give you the room to get dressed to my comfort level. You mean get dressed to my comfort level. No, mine. Here's a coat and a sleeping bag. ♪♪ [yawning] This music is making me sleepy. [rock n' roll music] How many nieces and nephews do you have before you stop caring about the new ones? Three? You know, I would appreciate a really quiet massage. Gotcha! Yeah. [whispering]: Because my sister is pregnant again and I have a hard time caring. Okay, I like to start with some essential oils, so go ahead and drink this and we'll get started. [rock music] Alright, it looks like I have an appointment with Gary Arnoldson. Wrinkles. Uh, huh, just right down there. Ugh, okay, my turn. My turn! Come on! Off you go! Dentist, huh? That must really pay the bills. This job does not. I'm also a dog walker. So, I'm just going to do both, okay. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Oh, my hands are getting sore. Here we go. [dog panting] Yeah, just like that. These are really good for getting blackheads too. Ah! Ow! That is a big one! Ow! I'll get the other one in here too. Oh! Stop! [crunch] [chewing] Matt: What is that? Natalie:<i> It's a new lotion.</i> Oh, it's nice. Yeah. It's gonna blow! Ow! Natalie: It's right here. It's right-- You are not getting a good tip. I've never done hot rocks before but I am willing to try if you are. This guy has the hands of a feathered angel. Okay, if you'd like some more deep-tissue massage, I can walk on your back. In which case, I would have to wear some shoes. High-heels or cleats? Oh, this mole is really dark. I'll get my scissors. Ow! Do these smell weird to you? Matt: That feels good. [exhales] Does that feel good? No. Is that relaxing? No. [exhales] I don't like that. Okay. ♪♪ I would go barefoot, but I have this weird rash on my feet and hands. No, no, no. I don't care what it takes. The shipment will get here on time or you are out of time. Is that clear? <i> Your drug empire ends tonight, I'm afraid.</i> John? What? How did you know? Dang it! Ugh. Your empire ends-- <i> I already saw your face.</i> ♪♪ Time to employ some long-range tactics. Where'd it go? [screams in pain] [panting] [crashing] <i> Man: I think he went this way!</i> <i> Man 2: Over there!</i> [peaceful music] I did it. I achieved transcendence. [screams] [exhales] [knife falls to floor] [crashing] Man 1:<i> Is that him?</i> [garbage rustling loudly] Man 2:<i> Over there!</i> <i> Check by the dock!</i> [snoring] <i> Adam: Almost there.</i> [groans] [panting] Okay. Okay, come on. [grunting in effort] Open, please. <i> [screaming]</i> <i> [crash]</i> <i> [car alarm]</i> [grunting] Man 1:<i> Go, go, go, go!</i> Man 2:<i> Over here!</i> [crashing] [grunting continues] Help! How do I get back in? [screaming] This isn't working! [sneeze] Oh, gross, no! Man 1:<i> Where'd he go?</i> Man 2:<i> I think he went that way.</i> Man 1:<i> No, he's not here.</i> [groans in frustration] Whatever. [grunts] Ah, finally! Okay. [breathing quickly] <i> Man 1: Look down that alley.</i> <i> Man 2: I heard something over here!</i> [grunts] Oh! This is hard! [whimpers] [blows] [blows again] [groans in frustration] [inhales] John? No. ♪♪ Hey, I think I'm getting a parking ticket. Meh. Guess I don't have to pay it anymore. Thanks for watching! Yes. Make sure you subscribe. Yes. Comment, like, everything fun, share with your friends. We'll see you in the funny papers. Bye. ♪♪
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Views: 2,637,534
Rating: 4.9148769 out of 5
Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, comedy, sketch comedy, funny, lol, laugh, snl, The Worst Ever Videos of Studio C, worst teacher ever, worst trainer ever, worst cop ever, worst lawyer ever, worst doctor ever, worst psychiatrist ever, worst waiter ever, worst plumber ever, worst masseuse ever, worst ninja ever, mallory everton, matt meese, jason gray, whitney call, stephen meek, jeremy warner, james perry, natalie madsen, stacey harkey, adam berg
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Length: 26min 57sec (1617 seconds)
Published: Fri Jul 06 2018
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