Everyone's a Winner

[Music] hey try relate you must be Co supreme oh yeah you guys just moved into the neighborhood wrestler I'm Gary this is my son Morgan well we're thrilled to have another participant on the team well hopefully Morgan will do more than just participate coach ah let me guess Gary you're one of those win at all cost parents no not really Gary it's important that we teach these little guys the youth of the nation that in the real world there are no winners and losers only participate errs okay well let me break it down one day little Morgan is gonna apply for his dream job but there are gonna be a hundred other little Morgan's who want that same job so the boss can only give the job to all of them wasn't that great no that's the opposite of the real world Morgan why just go run and play coach healthy competition is a good thing oh well I believe in competition Gary I keep score right now it's 25 to 25 in soccer yeah seems like a really high score well that's because anytime I see these kids do anything and I mean anything I award both teams of gold way to breathe guys way to breathe breathe are you doing Gary history has proven that societies based on everyone getting rewarded equally regardless of their work are extremely successful have you ever at Animal Farm yes those pigs were geniuses oh look at these kids they're so bored that ones literally on the ground picking dandelions ah no he's literally picking his future and one day people will pay him millions for it oh my goodness it's been five minutes time for trophy break kids trophy break here we go all right trophy time here we go hunter you get a trophy for kicking the ball out of Bounce because you don't believe in boundaries do you a really bad lesson for children all right and Joey gets a trophy for using his hands way to think outside the box buddy go through that okay and Mikey gets a trophy for eating the most orange slices yes there you go but once you consume that amount of vitamin C and Lindsay Lindsay gets a trophy for being a girl what an accomplishment all right now get back out there so you can earn the rest of these awards should be for those who achieve excellence through hard work oh so ignorant Gary do you think Abraham Lincoln became president because of hard work yes no he became president because his parents told the other candidates parents look at my son he clearly does not have a lot going for him and this would do wonders for his self-esteem haha that is a red card for running too fast you're making the slower kids look bad specifically Mikey keeping those doors licensed by game you are destroying these kids motivation Gary McDonald's is pain 30,000 a year these kids don't need motivation anymore it's great you have the worst coaching style in the world Morgan's gonna play for a different team Morgan come over here alright listen up little maggots this is the most important game of your pathetic lives remember this blood is just red loser water leaving the body concussions just a figment of your imagination woo ha let's go sign you up for golf hey guys thanks for watching that video I've got a secret for you if you want to become the next LeBron James all you have to do is push that subscribe button that's it forget the gym forget being six-foot-seven forget whatever hoop lock garbage there is push that button yeah do it push

Channel: Studio C

Views: 2,655,622

Rating: 4.9405584 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, comedy, sketch comedy, funny, lol, laugh, snl, Everyone's a Winner, coach dupree, trophy, champion, soccer, success, team player, participation, participant, teamwork, equality, fairness, sharing, try, effort, jason gray, stephen meek, james perry, athlete, athletics, sports, game

Id: qe6dHwS7InQ

Length: 4min 22sec (262 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 13 2017