♪♪ >>[EXHALES] >>WHY ARE WE SABOTAGING THIS LITTLE STARTUP COMPANY'S PITCH MEETING? >>BECAUSE WE ARE ATARI. WE INVENTED PONG, THE PINNACLE OF MODERN MAN'S ACHIEVEMENTS. >>YEAH, BUT DON'T YOU THINK LAUGHING GAS IS GOING TOO FAR? I MEAN, IT COULD REALLY MESS THEM UP. >>EXACTLY! ALL OF THE IDEAS THEY PITCH WILL BE AWFUL, AND OUR VIDEO GAME EMPIRE WILL LAST FOREVER. >>HEY, JOHNSON, CAN YOU GET ME THE DATA FROM THAT FOCUS GROUP? >>SOMEONE'S COMING! RELEASE THE GAS. [GAS HISSING] >>ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, LET'S FOCUS UP! WHAT IDEAS DO WE HAVE FOR OUR FIRST BIG GAME? >>ALL RIGHT, WELL, OUR RESEARCH INDICATES THAT, UH, 80'S TEENAGERS WANT GAMES THAT ARE SIMPLE, REPETITIVE, AND-- [LAUGHS] I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT, UH... OKAY, WELL, UM, OUR FIRST GAME WILL FEATURE A-- I JUST GOT A REALLY GOOD IDEA. [LAUGHS] FORGET THIS. [LAUGHS] WHAT IF OUR FIRST GAME FEATURES A MIDDLE-AGED ITALIAN PLUMBER? WHAT? [LAUGHS] >>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, GRAY? >>[LAUGHS] [THUMPS HEAD] >>A PLUMBER? WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GRAY? THIS ISN'T WHAT WE DISC-- YEAH, YEAH. YEAH! AND HE-- HE'LL ALWAYS WEAR RED AND, UH, HAVE A MUSTACHE LIKE ME, MARIO. [LAUGHS] >>DUDE, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. >>YOU TWO BETTER FOCUS UP. >>UNLESS HE HAS A YOUNGER BROTHER WHO'S TALLER AND ONLY WEARS GREEN. >>[LAUGHS] >>NOW, WE NEED PRACTICAL IDEAS LIKE-- [LAUGHS] LIKE PUNCHING A BRICK WALL TO SEE IF THERE'S COINS INSIDE. >>DUDE, I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! >>YOU JUMP UP AND HIT THAT BRICK CEILING WITH YOUR HEAD, MAN. >>OKAY. [GRUNTS] I'M NOT TALL ENOUGH. I NEED SOMETHING TO MAKE ME TALLER. [LAUGHS] >>HERE, HERE'S SOME MUSHROOMS FROM MY PIZZA. >>[LAUGHS] >>[EXHALES] MUSHROOMS MAKE YOU GROW. >>I'M LIKE TWICE AS BIG NOW. >>[LAUGHS] >>COINS! DUST COINS. >>GOOD JOB. >>LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE SINK, MAN? >>[MAKES SOUND EFFECTS] >>I'M TRYING TO GO DOWN THE PIPE! I CAN'T DO IT! >>I GUESS IN LIFE, THERE ARE SOME PIPES YOU CAN GO DOWN AND SOME YOU CAN'T. [LAUGHS] >>DUDE, THAT'S DEEP! >>[CHUCKLES] [SCREAMS] >>[GASPING] >>DID YOU SEE THAT? >>WH- >>WHEN GRAY JUMPED OFF THE SINK, THERE WAS, LIKE, THIS POLKA DOT RED FACE PLANT, AND IT, LIKE, SPIT FIRE AT HIM. >>[GASPS] I NEED SOMETHING THAT WILL GIVE ME FIRE POWER! >>YEAH. >>[GASPS] OH. >>OH, GOOD IDEA. >>[LAUGHS] >>AH-HA! BOOM! BOOM! >>I'LL HELP YOU, BROTHER! OKAY. [THUD] >>[SCREAMS] >>OH. >>[SPITTING] DUDE, WHY'D YOU THROW A GREEN SHELL AT ME? >>I WAS TRYING TO KILL THE PLANT, MAN. >>WELL, THEN THROW A RED ONE, YOU COCKY LITTLE FREAK! >>YES. GUYS, LOOK! LOOK, I GOT A STAR! >>DUDE, YOU'RE, LIKE, INVINCIBLE NOW! >>REALLY, ARE YOU SURE? >>ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT! >>OW! WHY'D YOU THROW A HAMMER, BRO? >>DUDE, THAT'S MY BAD. >>[CRIES] >>THERE SHOULD BE, LIKE, A SONG, LIKE-- [SINGS THE SUPER MARIO BROS. "INVINCIBLE" SONG] THAT INDICATES HOW MUCH INVINCIBILITY YOU HAVE. >>[GROANS SHRILLY] >>WHAT IS GOING ON? WE CAN HEAR SCREAMING CLEAR DOWN THE HALL. >>PRINCESS! >>PRINCESS. >>OKAY, LOOK, UH-UH. JUST BECAUSE I WORE A PINK DRESS TODAY DOES NOT MEAN THAT-- GUYS. >>WHAT? >>YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING TOTALLY BOGUS? >>MM. >>I THINK-- I THINK I'M GOING TO GET KIDNAPPED BY OUR C.E.O., MR. BOWSER! [CRIES] >>OH. >>MARIO! I WANT YOU TO GO UP TO BOWSER'S OFFICE AND JUMP ON HIS FACE! >>HOW MANY TIMES? >>THREE TIMES! >>OKAY. >>HEY, WHY DON'T WE ALL GO? WE CAN PLAY GAMES, COLLECT STARS; IT'LL BE A PARTY! >>WHEE! >>A MARIO PARTY! >>WH-- WHY DO WE HAVE TO CALL EVERYTHING MARIO? IT'S LIKE, MARIO PARTY, MARIO KART. YOU STINKING NARCISSIST! >>YOU GUYS SHOULD SUBSCRIBE TO STUDIO C. >>AND CLICK THE LIKE BUTTON! [SCREAMS] [LAUGHS] >>LIKE, LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW. >>WHAT COMMENTS SHOULD THEY LEAVE? >>THEIR FAVORITE NINTENDO GAME. >>[GASPS] >>NINTENDO. >>GREAT.
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WE ALREADY HAVE A SIGN MADE!
