Studio C Full Episode: Season 5 Episode 7

[Applause] hey everybody how you doing tonight thank you so much for being here we have a fantastic episode in the works for tonight the entire cast is backstage getting everything ready for this historic event our 49th episode 49 episodes is a huge landmark for a television show it's halfway to that magical 98 episode and 49 is this a great number in general 49 it's the last year before you're old it's a prime number if you're better it's the closest numerical rhyme to porcupine and actually feel pretty old 49% is an F [Music] the 49th state is Alaska a place so great they pay you to live there and 49 is really special to me see beyond your number was eight yeah but I I play first timer to show I know one episode 49 is the time for looking back how many of you remember this classic moment from episode 48 rolling right not to mention the cast of a sketch comedy show changes a lot over 49 episodes check out that frame crazy don't enjoy the special episode we reduce episode snow and enjoyed it 49 pieces of confetti [Music] [Applause] I [Applause] lovely [Music] yeah a reach 49 episodes of studiously the big for us and we look forward to the next 49 [Music] can I help you ma'am uh yeah I'm just looking for a new sweater okay perfect we have a great maternity section over there it's perfect for pregnant how dare you assume I'm pregnant no I didn't I didn't say pregnant I said present I have a present for you congratulations it's a coupon for weight loss why do I have it welcome back everyone to Matt Center your source for Matt knees failures tell me Matt how do you feel about your performance tonight uh not good hold on do I really have a channel dedicated to my failures of course not okay good I was worried you have two channels Spanish Matt Center is very popular bienvenido al Centro de Matteo soup Wednesday Polish Alafia de Matteo so Matt how does it feel to once again stick your foot in your mouth in my defense she was deceptively not pregnant okay let's bring in former fail coach and current Matt center analysts to see if he agrees coach our key is this Matt's fault oh of course it is let me break it down for you on the instant replays all right now here here he notices the belly it's like I always tell my players no matter how big the boom you never assume it what she had the distinct shape of a pregnant woman okay son what if she swallowed a basketball what there's an alien trapped inside her body parasitically feeding on her life force how stupid are you going to feel but an extraterrestrial pops out of her body and prints the presidents of America what are we talking about right now okay we are receiving breaking news at an epic sale has just been made by Matt's rival coworker Derek green better compare today okay bueno Derek how were you able to make that sale tonight you know I just left it all out on the shoe while man well are you kidding me why are you interviewing Derek no one cares about Derek is it true that you were drafted by JCPenney right out of high school yeah I was you know I considered going to college but they offered me a 25 an hour plus Commission clearly you made the right choice clearly everyone here is an idiot Derek you've been hot all December why do you think that is Christmas man I owe everything to Christmas lobby that cab Lana and how have you been able to overcome adversity you know a lot of people counted us out before this holiday season started you know my sales team we got a lot of pride and it just goes to show we got the greatest customers in the world without them we wouldn't even be here right now Oh give me a break he's just using a bunch of dumb department store cliches which I don't even know that was a thing until now Derek do you have anything to say to the kids that are watching right now yeah any sale is possible and he gets a trophy - nah come on what is that forget this I don't need any of this noise oh oh just take my wallet power that's definitely making the top 10 failed tonight Oh Sophia's cab Wow so I'm really pregnant and realized but for this sketch I'm not showing enough yet so I'm wearing a pregnancy belly on top of my pregnant belly you know you're jealous everyone I'd like you to meet our newest member and my freshly graduated son James hello hi well since graduation is synonymous with unemployment these days I figured I'd abandoned my morals and embrace the noble tradition of nepotism I was just kidding about that know you've come to the right place James a non-profit charity for endangered animals Oh son it's time I told you the truth we're not a charity we're members of the New York Times bestsellers committee so what's with the last we found evil not evil just ambitious greedy and lacking any respect for the human race who are you I'm Cynthia I put books on the best sellers list so I can make them popular right terrible screenplays and sell them to Hollywood ha well that explains a lot you can call me mr. Gibbs I accept bribes from publishers and use my riches to buy dead animals my name is Ferdinand and I don't know how to read well now that you've met everyone why don't you take a seat and we'll get started ah yeah maybe I'll just go to grad school instead of nonsense done leave now and we'd have to kill you this guy's eyes oh you're serious Cynthia my suggestion for this week is grade paper and the army of mermaid robots Oh dad that sounds terrible it is it's a Harry Potter and Hunger Games knockoff Oh make millions won't we kitty my book is called the how to how to write a how-to book book by howie Bookman I'm confused as will be the thousands who buy it then I'll peddle Howie Bookmans how to read the how to how to write a how-to book book now that's the kind of thinking I can respect yes dibs on the movie rights thanks to how we all finally complete my stuff do [Laughter] Ferdinand what do you got for us this week well I'm torn between two things this takeout menu from a Chinese restaurant or this child's drawing of a giraffe those aren't even books why not bow people look to the bestsellers list to know what to read and you're abusing that power now no I'm sorry but you cannot just popularize terrible books and make money off of it you'll ruin the world of literature oh please we ruined it a long time ago how else he explained wildly successful to get horribly depressing books like grace of wrath yes and it's TV adaptation bananas in pajamas join us James or we'll put your journal on the New York Times bestsellers list how did you fine well played father [Laughter] welcome back to our coverage of the game of the year between Yale and North Carolina if you're just joining us we have witnessed an unbelievably well fought match tonight and it come down to penalty Peterson for Yale taking the first approach ah calculus North Carolina's door Keith Richards just let one impact it now till now the burden rests on Yale Scott sterling become nerves of steel that man dealing with more pressure now than a summary indeed of crowds Oh from a precision Johnson places the ball on the spot getting ready that man literally has a cannon for life either here he goes winding up in a shop and oh the cannon has fired and hit Sterling directly to the face we clock that in a stunning 116 km/h thought of miles per hour little chance a man's nose is not broken right now Oh indeed now sterling getting chipped out for that one spectacular save no but sadly he's not out of the woods yet on his read now bit shaken but not stirred hahahahaha Brad absolutely love this man and Sterling's teammates welcomed him back a hero but now nails up again for the second attempt looking to make it to nil he approaches the ball with some determination here we go Oh tired fly way off target yes apparently he thought he was kicking a field goal haha wrong kind of football out there haha good show back now to Scott Stirling he looks a bit worse for wear but ready for round two and Shaw takes a moment here he goes with the approach Oh Hollywood's a fantastic time the ball flies straight through his hands it once again strikes him strengthen the snows and let's hear to get on the old instant replay every excruciating detail captured in HD perfection clocked at 129 km/h filling the dot look well - wonderful saves and to definite concussions they may replace them at the point it's done only chance yes is this trainer takes him off the field like a mustache lion dragging a gazelle to the Serengeti ad you got cell aren't you Yale now with the third PK richens is in the gold bouncing like an infant girl the crowd holds their breath as he goes in here it comes oh very anti-climatic let's see who they got to replace cook Scott it is bad he's still in the game oh my and he's taking a very odd tactic now you'd be curling up the protected food not exactly a recommended technique but here it got wait no no Lampard needs to tie his shoe Oh and that's why you do a double knot kids sterling still waiting for the kick davon probably wondering when Oh quick what a crappy part to hold real Serling's right in the face that Matt's knows but we absolutely devastated it's gonna look like a wasted to improvement to a nose forget crashed into a hammer hop even care about this attempt let's go back to store their legs the man is a legend three perfect block by Sterling and his cat-like bass reflex absolutely incredible though I must say selling does not look well at all well you know football players like that a bit of drama tilde they're gonna take him out no way they'd probably err Oh a bold move by the manager they set up for the fourth again this frankly is a gimmick you literally just have to kick it anywhere except for selling a stick there is no possible way that North Carolina can mess up this shot ah what are you - Cynthia km/h that you do no role or getting beg for mercy what it's mercy that should be begging to hear he has room Dempsey I instead take your best shot to its death replies by punching him in the face over and over and over again if Gail makes this final shot it's all over but now he misses which means we're going to stop telling his face is like a brick wall Rick Walter can still painted tries a lot we're selling he seems to be crawling away from the goal what is he do he's throwing away to back ah look at that top right what incredible instinct to crawl away from the goal like that and give a thruster field happy as a lark as they slide in ha ha ha any sculpture i'ma finish as his teammate Carey of awful the stretcher of glory we thank you for sharing this absolutely heart-stopping finish just darling in his face of Steel have one at all [Applause] [Music] you [Music] [Applause] man I cannot believe that ending I know right who knew Hugh Jackman could hit those high no right these x-men movies are getting so weird all right nobody move you know what oh you ought to do this man hey hey just shut your face man Harger oh my goodness Dave yes Dave Vance Leland high class of all five if it's me Tyler Dixon Tyler recognized yeah I know it's been a walk home yeah are you bad Rangers living the dream me too ha ha oh you remember Chad yeah yeah Chad Tanner what's up what's up man yeah it's Chad yeah yeah we had misses meeting for geometry okay it kind of sounds familiar yes all right now give me your money you don't have to do this yeah man remember in geometry how good you were at the Pythagorean theorem it's a pal okay I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you I have no idea who that is well he was kind of a nerd you know now please don't do this yeah I'm gonna cut you man I let you hey whatever happened between you and what was there Janice pepper we got married what yes yes so we have a little girl and another on the way that's all please I have a family yeah they're not gonna have you anymore let you give me the cash now hand it over okay here's a 20 get you the 20 get to the deck Leland high school Oh can't believe me still remember that do another football tear out a marching band I love all those things I kind of scream my voice waiting for my life Oh Razorback you're gonna show me man yeah I will shoot review what Howard Dixon Karen me here we gonna be no charges Georgia show me you couldn't even ask out Ashley more to prom you remember how scared you were I don't we got another I was such a nerd in high school of Ashley we go with can you only that Jared main is pointing a gun at me right now this is so cool wherever you went to ruin hi yeah I've lived next to you since second grade oh hey hey you remember the path well when we once state oh yeah yeah and I conducted a sword seam shut up hey Thomas of all times the Giorgos do come make know that ball up to the [Applause] we have got to get together like this more often all right nobody move don't have to do this fight clapping oh sure I'm sorry she caught me off guard all right I'm sorry Tyler Dixon [Applause] dad this is Kay I'm your brother right right hey chemistry is nutrition to the max take one shake a day to help you lose weight build energy and get healthy to match the nutrition of one serving of shake hema stre you would need to eat 4 cups of raw broccoli 7 whole carrots 10 cups of baby food 3 9-volt batteries two cups of dragon blood that Singh Ironman wears on his chest 2 NBA team not the Celtics season 2 of Sherlock someone named Steve one serving of shake chemistry the military might of North Korea a TARDIS 3 endangered snow elves and a shot of wheatgrass now that's a lot of food or get it all in one delicious shake shake Emma Street nutrition to the max don't make me but whom they will kill Matthew yeah there was you four in New Jersey where were you born Mexico you realize that both of our states that we were born in start with the new baby rest we go we're not about old thing baby Wow I didn't even know this place existed I know right I like to come here to study because no one's around so it's really quiet especially on evenings like this right yeah well thank you so much for helping me study Adam I sure you know a lot more about chemistry than I do let me know well although I am technically made of chemistry oh that's right what has nothing let's to start with chapter 2 okay any way I think the professor wanted us to learn how to balance reaction equation yeah I need to go over them coming I'm amazing whoo no no ma'am whoa whoa no homework yep no ha ha ha ha Jim McClean fine Tanya I'm Tanya oh are you a custodian oh mama yeah what hey is he someone you know no I have no idea so that guy is in cleaning the air I don't know sir okay wait what what are you spraying oh for rig once took the moon what no I don't know no no we're gonna study we don't need fragrance oh oh that was definitely bathroom cleaner all right let's just try to ignore me that is a new request I request you be silent Lulu lets out a song we're just trying to get some studying done so if you could stop playing your music no just really a balloon no I know you have but because it's come back we're not here that would be great Oh serenade you know salsa more chemistry now go good can you believe that guy do you think what he says is true what that there's chemistry between us oh oh no III don't know what he was talking about passing probably probably just like a meticulous oh okay yeah that makes sense yeah yeah when you say it like that yes are you turning back your Mo's into a flower come on I want to speak to your manager oh why does he keep coming back it's not like there's nowhere else to clean right now seriously Oh perfect excuse me there's a problem with one Hey Oh see a boat are you being serious right now why didn't you go get your manager Oh Linder oh oh oh one of my employees what was it quite ears manager yeah magic magic with a knack in what do you know how Whitney I hope you like this Oh actually I do really why because it came from you I mean honestly I've liked you since the first day of class when you raised your hand to answer a question I like you too I just didn't know you were interested you had me at amphoteric oxide looks like my work here was done [Applause] thank you so much for watching 49 episodes of CDOC man our 50th episode going to Elaine [Applause] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 1,115,001

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, comedy, sketch comedy, funny, lol, laugh, snl, Studio C Full Episode: Season 5 Episode 7, the janitor, scott sterling, sweet butter crumpets, the man the myth the legend, soccer, football, penalty kick, matt meese, jason gray, stephen meek, whitney call, mallory everton, stacey harkey, natalie madsen, adam berg, james perry, jeremy warner

Id: YLSnTDYAeX4

Length: 26min 9sec (1569 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 18 2017