Couchville: Return of the King (and Queen)

♪♪ >>[WHISTLES] [KEYS CLASH] ♪♪ >>WELCOME HOME THOMAS OF HOUSE THOMAS. I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF REDECORATING YOUR ABODE. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. >>WELL... >>I JEST! FOR OF COURSE I CARE NOTHING FOR YOU AND YOUR PALTRY TASTES. I'VE BURNED YOUR BELONGINGS AND REPLACED THEM WITH TRIBUTES TO MY GLORY. THIS REALM IS NOW MINE! >>WHERE DID ALL THESE OTTOMANS COME FROM? >>I PURCHASED THEM WITH THE PLASTIC RECTANGLE OF POWER. >>YOU BOUGHT 15 OTTOMANS WITH MY CREDIT CARD? >>NAY! I HAVE BOUGHT 100 OTTOMANS. WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE KITCHEN ISLAND. >>WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? >>FOR POWER AND GLORY AND BECAUSE I'M WAY ADDICTED TO ONLINE SHOPPING. IT'S A SERIOUS PROBLEM. LET THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON COMMENCE. >>DO THE OTTOMANS OBSERVE THE CHINESE NEW YEAR? >>SILENCE! >>[SCREAMS] >>WATCH YOURSELF SIR TOM, FOR IF YOU DON'T, I WILL! [LAUGHS] DRAGON! >>WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? NONE OF THESE OFFER ANY BACK SUPPORT. >>PSST! SIR TOM. >>KING WULRICK! QUEEN IONA! WHAT HAS HAPPENED? >>FORTUNE DID NOT FAVOR US IN THE OTTOMAN SIEGE. OUR PRECIOUS COUCHVILLE HAS BEEN CONQUERED. >>AH, BOO! [LAUGHS] REIGN OF TERROR... HAS BEGUN! >>DO YOU HAVE A PLAN? >>AYE, BUT THERE'S LITTLE TIME. TAKE THIS NOTE AND FLY AS IF ON THE WINGS OF EAGLES AND DELIVER IT TO THE PEASANTS OF DOORMAT. >>THEY ARE LIKE SIX FEET AWAY. >>FLY SIR TOM! >>YOU COULD HAVE THROWN IT TO THEM. >>WHAT NEWS? >>I HAVE A NOTE. >>YEAH. YES. YES. NO. YES. YES. YES. IT APPEARS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ. >>AH, TOUT DE SUITE. TOUT DE SUITE. EH! >>MOVE. MOVE. MOVE. TASSELS. >>EH! >>IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE. >>NO MUTTERING COPYRIGHTED LYRICS. >>OW! WHY YOU DOING THIS? ARE WE NOT ALL EQUAL? >>EH, MAIS NON- I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU IN LOOKS, IN SKILLS, AND LOOKS. >>WHIP THEM GOOD INTO THE DUNGEON. [LAUGHS] WULRICK! IONA! I BANISH YOU TO THE FILTHY WASTELANDS UPSTAIRS. >>UH, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY BEDROOM? >>WE ESCAPED FROM THAT DISGUSTING WRETCHED UNHOLY- >>HURTFUL. >>-MAGGOT FEST AND HAVE RETURNED TO WAGE WAR ONCE MORE. >>HA! I WILL GLADLY WAGE WAR ONCE MORE AND AFTER THE GORE YOU WILL WISH FOR DAYS OF YORE, THEN YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME. >>NOT UNTIL OUR BLOOD RUNS COLD AND OUR BONES MOLDER UNDER THE CUSHIONS. >>EW. CAN THAT NOT HAPPEN PLEASE? >>SILENCE! >>OW! THAT HAD A BUTTON ON IT! >>FRIENDS OF COUCHVILLE, ATTACK! >>[SCREAMS] >>IT'S NOT THAT IT'S PAINFUL, BUT IT'S SO FILTHY! >>GET BACK YOU DEVIL! >>HE HAS THE FEBREEZE! >>[LAUGHS] >>I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD! >>I TOUCH YOU. I TOUCH YOU. >>OW MY STENCH! >>[LAUGHS] >>WHO ELSE WANTS- >>GIVE FLEECE A CHANCE! >>COME AT ME WULRICK IF YOU DARE! >>FOR COUCHVILLE! >>[SCREAMS] >>[MUSIC] >>SWEET GLORY, IT'S THE HOLY CHANDALIERIAN. >>I HAVE A CHANDELIER? >>I AM GALIGHTRIAL. I HAVE DESCENDED FROM ON HIGH TO BID YOU CEASE. CEASE THY WARS AND END THEY BLOODSHED. RETURN THESE PEOPLE THEIR LANDS AND GOODS AND ALL SHALL STRIVE TO MAKE AMENDS ONE WITH ANOTHER. >>YES MILADY. >>YES MY LADY. I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE DOING A GROUP RESPONSE THING. >>GO NOW AND BE A PEACEFUL PEOPLE ONCE MORE. >>BROTHER. >>SO, IS THERE A MR. CHANDALIERIAN OR... ♪♪ >>I HAVE TWO CHANDELIERS? ♪♪ >>WE THANK THEE KIND PATRON FOR VIEWING THIS EPISODIC ADVENTURE. GO NOW AND VIEW MORE. >>BYE EVERYONE! ♪♪ >>WE THANK THEE KIND VIEWER FOR VIEWING STUDIO C. >>SUBSCRIBE BELOW TO SWEAR FEALTY TO ME AND STUDIO C. >>NO. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE LIGHT AND PEACE IN YOUR LIFE. >>YES, LIGHT AND PEACE AND SLAVERY! >>JUST LIGHT AND PEACE. >>ALSO, OPPRESSION. >>THOSE ARE OPPOSITE THINGS. >>YEAH. >>NO. NO, SMALL MAN, GO AWAY. >>THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS. OKAY.

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Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, Couchville: Return of the King (and Queen) - Studio C, Return of the King, Couchville, Queen, King, Ottoman Empire (Country), The Lord Of The Rings (Book), The Chronicles Of Narnia (Literary Series), Couch, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Stephen Meek, Whitney Call

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Length: 5min 18sec (318 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 16 2015