Studio C Full Episode: Season 5 Episode 1

[Applause] I'd like to take a moment and make a toast to our fifth season Oh these past seasons have brought a lot of memories there have been hard times and good times there's been true love and true friendships new additions and new noses restraining orders okay okay [Laughter] and untreatable scurvy oh I kind of told you that in confidence there's in charges for assaulting a high school mascot we want to stop staring at me and the embarrassment of being a high school mascot come on man animal poaching what arson no selling arms to North Korea no I did not why does every and inventing mosquitoes okay no just because the cameras on us doesn't make it true or possible a goddamn scurvy there's been tipping 5% it was at a Chili's stealing the Pope's identity no I was just the pulpit call and actually making fur coats from Dalmatian skin no no I think you put your not it and let us not forget using homeless people as personal Butler's okay but inside events but oh I thought the cameras as you were not now Smokey Joe and where are your gloves let's despite all of these character flaws and major felonies you're still the nine most wonderful people I know so let us raise our glasses to season five five oh thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] a dollar nice Oh No let's why Oh what are you oh oh so gross what I don't even have a shoe that matches this one man what else is looking in this couch what the holy hmm this is probably why my back always gets poked a record of the people of couch Ville our life and times between the cushions what is going on where am I who are you what are you doing in my couch why I'll live that of course oh wait what oh you found it thank you I am keen Warwick sort of seems keep it up a breeze and wielder of the wand of numbers my remote we use it to help silence the wretched sirens of The Bachelorette I've ruled and arranged in your couch for about 50 years now 50 use the couch is that old wait that's an insane amount of time you wouldn't have to have been born in the couch I was I'll grow wait what I was born and raised in your dogs and you're Scottish well I used to be Swedish until you sprayed the Scotchgard is that my shirt probably everything I own is stuff that you've dropped in there I dropped a full set of clothes and a purple cape in the couch I need to re-evaluate my life allow me to introduce my wife Queen Iona so do I call you Your Majesty or hi okay but how do you live I mean what do you eat oh we've always had more than plentiful amounts of foods from chips of the potato to melted M&Ms though we wouldn't mind if you dropped a few fruits and vegetables every once in a while yeah must've eaten all of those but do I really drop that much stuff into the couch I enough to sustain the entire kingdom the what oh oh hello there hi sorry I'm afraid the peasants in my head a bit Highlander asking for a better sewerage system very well take some money from the Treasury and get started you have money too I are currently consists of your loose change my loose shit how much have I dropped a million dollars yeah that sounds about right we have also been bequeathed the leather fold of Destiny and the jingling medals of freedom hold my wallet and car keys no but I need those to drive and live how dare you violate our trust the people of cased feel a lot of very generous but when you threaten to steal our greatest treasure look I'm sorry but you people only people what's that supposed to mean I think he means grubby couch people McQueen I didn't want again we're not from the other side of the kitchen like you okay don't make this less don't make this a couch class thing huh dad you look down your nose of that I'm sorry I'm just not comfortable with couch gnarnia I'm sorry to do this but when you mess with the people of Coatesville the people of Coatesville have no choice but to retaliate many swords into the count Hey face it traveling very adult it seems that a kingdom is safe once again milord indeed hello king of couch will my old foe i thought i banished you a long time ago the Ottoman Empire will ride again [Applause] Adam were you happy with your life right now are you trying to set me up again please don't I get set up all the time Adam you are my only friend with Phil single oh I hate getting set up blind dates are the worst and they never work out yeah but this one will be different but will it yes really yes really yes really no but come on fine fine let me rinse I've got this great guy I want to set you up with there's this great I keep a doctor for strength he's a prison guard you trained the horses he's look right here I got this great ray amazing girl I want to set you up with she's a grocery lunch lady cat painters I want to set you up with one of my girlfriends from the hall people date people who are four times their age all the time now there's no social stigma anymore and I thought maybe I could set you up with my nephew he creeps out most people but I feel like you'd be a good fit just ask anybody here this guy want to set you up with he owns a lot of knives but the best thing you can tell me about it yes it will be a perfect match man like the only thing is she's like small phobia a vehicle so you might pick up like a horse and carriage you know I'm sad just like this dude dies ha ha and he's finally ready to settle down you just spent way too much time in the ice skating business you know no you should trust a bunch of tools no because actually the second requirement she you know you've got the outfit at home and when is Cathy's number this is a picture of Cathy 40 years ago not a bad-looking 40 year old am i right acute she's better than you know he's kind it really well if that's what you're asked unique-looking he needs a green she's about my height my build she has my hairstyle since a pillbox for emergencies and or mealtimes and then during when it was 11 or 6 or 57 G of G tilts and she does have a drooling problem and she does not speak English but those are some minor problems I think the big problem is her face yeah you should go on with my uncle he's like way good at marriage I'd like five o'clock you have tuberculosis but I have a friend who also has it I could hook you up with I just really want to go out with like a normal guy I have like six boring guys I can tell you up with no no I said normal okay I don't know any of them I could set you up with my dad remember that girl Sally she went crazy pulled out all her hair and burn down the Community College yeah well she got married last year so I got you this can I'm really not in the clown I'm gonna be busy that night or baby clown what do you say you went to prison for idea what do you mean she's part bear it is extremely possible to own too many tomahawk oh sorry hi hey might sound a little crazy you want to go out sometime you know what sure but all the cartons of people I have tuberculosis me too really [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay in the next shot the Dark Lord raises his weapon and he says fools is deep hello writers room the new animated character wants to see you okay send him right in all right guy did some mentor character the animators just finished him last week so Gavin buddy how's it going not good I've been doing some research and I'm very concerned about this movie so can we help you with something yes you can promise not to kill me so you promise not to kill me Gavin you are me and character buddy yes but mentor characters like me always die there's qui-gon jinn Captain Pike Aslan but we've made you an awesome fighter like obi-wan or Sirius Black or Yoda okay you know all those people are dead right Gavin calm down okay mentors are tough really because they all seem to die very wussy death like falling off a cliff after the Balrog let go or contracting magical arm cancer and then committing Snape assisted suicide is there any way you'll trust us yes you can let me help with the story you guys are storyboarding my desk no don't we're not easy yes we are how could you I am the protagonist his father but so Gavin this is Disney this is a Disney film I'm a Disney parent to murder your fate was decided before you were created please have mercy not all Disney characters have to lose a parent no you're right just Cinderella Snow White Aladdin Jasmine Chang Quasimodo Esmeralda Ariel Mowgli Tarzan Jane Peter Pan The Lost Boys Christopher Robin Bambi Simba Nemo Todd the Aristocats Arthur Bell Tiana Pocahontas Remy linguini flick Atta Andy Cuzco Flynn Rider honor Elsa he was doing really low will Turner Elizabeth Swann Gabriella Hannah Montana Mia Thermopolis and Pollyanna the mouse created and the mouse destroyer stop right there agent Donovan character protection program sir Gavin's coming with us for his own safety oh you think he'll be saving some rom-com or Bollywood flick ah we'll find him uncle Walt always gets his mask I don't think so I'm the guy who saved Jar Jar Binks not proud all right boys let's head out I'm question do I have to live with Jah Jah now we kill them after like an hour [Applause] how far away is my asteroid 300,000 kilometers we don't have much time our boys don't make it up there soon well let's just say I'm not going to make it to that Michael bublé concert I'm going to pretend you mentioned someone much cooler so um I think our boys can do it they're our last hope heaven help us all [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you ten dead what you okay yeah why you walking a little funny right now what no no he's right did you eat something weird today good guys this is how I normally walk okay well maybe just straighten up and take smaller steps keep your arms by side I swing your hips left and don't look stupid let's do this [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] James what you're really killing the mood right now I don't know what you guys are talking about this is the last thing we'll do before possibly dying all alone in space I want us to look as cool as possible okay [Applause] [Music] hey buddy what dude that was worse than before don't blow this forth man I honestly don't know how else to walk can't think of anything except for that janky leg just now no all right just pay attention to how we're walking and then you do your best to mimic that fine [Applause] j-man what I'm sorry I'm just in my head now I swear I can walk like an hour ago what super hot neighbor is here right now dude she cannot see me like that okay that's it we're gonna go back to the beginning everyone we're starting over come on wait really guys I think we're on kind of a timeline [Applause] you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] get out of T on Geary eyes oh sorry sorry walk army hot neighbor ladies respect listen the fate of the world rests on our soldiers doesn't really matter how awesome we look as we board the shuttle I've got 19 [Music] hey Jeremy sure there's beer he's gonna throw the pajama shirt out there yeah girl number three he's gonna get a number two he no one makes me that's not what he said okay that looks like it's going to turn out great thank you so much hi come on in and have a seat okay and smile oh that actually turned out pretty good yeah nobody move agent stone agent flowers BR si BR you are for the rectification of social inequality please step aside man what I don't use right evil to normals delete it what but my school photos never look good exactly nobody takes good school photos we can't let this photo get out into the open why because the world would go into a collective collapse of self-esteem the only reason everyone can joke about how bad their grade school photos are is because everyone else also has bad grade school photos so if just one beautiful photo gets out there everyone's ego would be destroying the world would descend into chaos on the plus side selfies would no longer be a thing you see the picture what see this what's wrong with it nothing she's flawless but then Little Miss Priss decided to show a few friends and bam World War two I can't possibly be the reason Oh No this cutie pies sunk the Titanic captain took one look at it and decided he had nothing left to live for and it's his own daughter this sort of thing has been happening all throughout history we're not sure how but this little baby cause Pompey don't worry though we're here to help let's get the 90's kid what the 92 clothes or two in style this oversized tie-dye shirt will take care of that well the 90s like the 80s ate the 70s and then threw it up let's get some braces on in shock but I don't need braces I was born with perfect teeth that information doesn't leave this room listen to me a little genetic wonder you put on these braces and you'll leave them on you understand me oh yes ma'am perfect that hair is an issue scissors I can make it a mullet in two minutes no give them a cowlick we wanted to look bad not European can we get some glasses to hide the fact that he has perfect vision how old are you son 10 that old enough against it I've never had any oh great I'm sure the woman you marry is going to love to hear you had perfect skin your whole life Oh put one on his nose I don't know why because it's a like real estate and your nose is beachfront property let's get some hairspray what but you already messed up his hair for xyla now I can barely open them [Laughter] [Applause] based on the chin oh yeah I think we're ready no not yet get the laser agent stone I think I said the laser spray I'm sorry ma'am brace yourself son let the man who designed that backdrop and then you went through wow I wasn't ready let's see in six years when you need a driver's license photo I want to be beautiful don't let anything like this happen again the power you wield as a grade school photographer cannot be taken lightly I know I'm sorry sorry guys artists at recess and chip my tooth well we're clearly not needed here anymore thank you for your time and thank you so much for sharing this time with us again and of course we never took bad school photos I'm like most [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay here we go okay and actually Adam told me to pull together hey remember that girl Sally's that so remember that girl Sally you know who like crazy and pulled out all our hair then burn down the Community College got married last year dude but I got you this kid do we want the jacket wrapped around it I just want the caliphate okay sorry flexible give Klein your seat [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 869,565

Rating: 4.9509654 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, comedy, sketch comedy, funny, lol, laugh, snl, Full Episode Friday: Season 5 Episode 1, couchville, ottoman empire, set up, cool walk, armageddon, bad school photo, full episodes, full episode friday, studio c full episodes, disney, disney animation, matt meese, jason gray, mallory everton, whitney call, stephen meek, natalie madsen, stacey harkey, adam berg, jeremy warner, james perry

Id: rFAPxrbYyBM

Length: 25min 36sec (1536 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 07 2017