♪♪ >>HEY! HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE? >>OH, ME? >>YEAH, HOW MANY MILES? >>I'M ON MILE NINE. >>NICE. WAY TO KEEP THE PACE GOING. I'M USUALLY DYING BY LIKE MILE 20. I'M TRAINING FOR A MARATHON. >>[WHISTLING] >>SWEEPERS GOING TO SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP 'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S GOING CLEA- OH, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? A NICE LITTLE LADY AND THAT- UH-OH. NO, NO, NO. LOOK AT ME HERE. LOOK AT ME HERE. [MONKEY SOUNDS] >>SO UH, YOU DO ANY MARATHONS? >>UH, YEAH A FEW. >>I KNEW IT. I COULD TELL. >>I KNEW IT. I COULD TELL. I FAILED COLLEGE. >>EXCUSE ME? >>OH! CHECK IT OUT. OH. NICE HAVING A BRAIN. YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME. >>SO UH, YOU TRAINING FOR AN IRON MAN OR MAYBE JUST AN IRON WOMAN? >>HAH. NOPE, JUST TRYING TO STAY IN SHAPE. >>SAME. SAME. SEEING TIME AND TIME AGAIN. TIME AND TIME AGAIN. >>CAN I HELP YOU? >>HUH. OH. NO. JUST UH, GIVING MY FRIENDS SOME EXERCISE. >>YEAH, WELL MAYBE YOU CAN DO YOUR EXERCISES SOMEWHERE ELSE, BRO. >>IT'S NOT REALLY A PERSON. IT'S JUST A MOP. >>YEAH, I KNOW IT'S NOT A PERSON. OKAY? I'M NOT AN IDIOT. HEY, SO WE'RE GETTING THIS GROUP TOGETHER TO DO THIS RAGNAR RACE AND I WAS WONDERING, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WOULD LIKE. >>OH, CLOSED FOR CLEANIN'. >>BRO. WHAT IS YOUR DEAL? >>WELL IT'S CLOSED. WHAT CAN I SAY? >>WHATEVER MAN. >>ANYWHO, LIKE I SAID, GOT SOME DIRT THERE. >>HEY, WHAT? NO. >>YEAH. >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH THAT. >>WHAT? OH, OH. >>STOP! >>OH, OH, WHOOP! >>WHAT ARE YOU-? >>LET ME FIX THAT. >>BRO! >>WHAT DID I DO? OH, IS THAT TOO FAST FOR YOU BUDDY? >>NO. IT'S NOT TOO FAST. I CAN GO THIS FAST IF I WANT TO, I JUST DON'T WANT TO, OKAY? >>YEAH. >>HEY, THAT'S MY DRINK BRO! >>AND I'LL GET IT NICE AND CLEAN. NICE AND CLEAN FOR YOU. >>ISN'T THAT TOXIC? >>OH NO, NO. IT'S- POTENTIALLY. >>WHAT? GIVE ME THAT. [SIGHS] SO ANYWAYS, LIKE I WAS SAYING. OH! DUDE, YOU FORGOT TO WIPE OFF YOUR STUPID SPRAY! >>UH, CAREFUL! PISO MOJADO. >>ARE YOU OKAY? >>I AM NOW WITH YOU. >>OKAY, JUST BE CAREFUL. >>OKAY. SO, LIKE I WAS SAYING, THERE'S A RAGNAR RACE IN A COUPLE MONTHS AND I WAS- >>YOU KNOW, GOT TO KEEP IT CLEAN. GOT TO KEEP IT NICE AND CLEAN. GET ALL THAT SWEAT OFF. >>WOW! DO YOU LIFT ALL OF THOSE JUST TO CLEAN THEM? >>YES, IT'S A DIRTY JOB. SOMEONE'S GOT TO DO IT. >>THAT'S NOT THAT HEAVY. >>OH YEAH. CHECK IF IT'S CLEAN? >>OKAY. HERNIA! OH! >>SO, FACILITY CLEAN ENOUGH FOR YOU? >>UH, YEAH. IT'S ALWAYS REALLY NICE. >>OH GOOD. TRIED THE HOT YOGA? >>REALLY? THAT SOUNDS HARD. >>WELL... >>IT'S NOT THAT HARD. NAMASTE. DUDE! BRO! >>MY BAD. MY BAD. MY BAD. HOLD THAT CORD. >>YEAH, HOT YOGA MADE ME MORE FLEXIBLE THAN A RUBBER BAND. >>OW! DUDE! LISTEN! A GROUP OF US, MY FRIENDS WE'RE DOING A RAGNAR RACE IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS AND WE NEED ONE MORE PERSON. >>OH! THAT COULD BE FUN! >>YEAH, SO LIKE, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR TEAM, ASSUMING YOUR FAST ENOUGH. >>OH... >>HEY! SEE, RAGNAR? HUH? YOU'RE NOT GOING VERY FAST. >>SHOULDN'T YOU BE CLEANING SOMETHING? >>CLEANED THE FLOOR WITH YOUR FACE! >>THAT IS IT. ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT LOSING TO A STUPID JANITOR. >>BRO, DO YOU EVEN RUN? OH YEAH. OH YEAH. YEAH. COME ON. COME ON. OH THERE IT IS. COME ON BRO. LIKE A GAZELLE. >>UM, I'M GOING TO GO CHECK OUT THAT CLASS. >>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! WHOA! OH! >>WELL, LOOKS LIKE MY WORK HERE IS DONE. >>HEY, HEY, SO UH, SOMEBODY JUST THREW UP ON THE BENCH PRESS SO- >>OH. >>YOU DON'T WORK HERE. >>I'M JUST GOING TO... >>NO, NO, NO. DON'T TAKE THE CART. THAT'S OUR CART! NO. NO. >>HA HA! >>HEY! HEY! >>[SINGING] ♪♪ SHUT UP AND CLEAN ♪ ♪ THE RUNNING THING. ♪♪ OH. OH, [CLEARS THROAT] SORRY ABOUT THAT. YEAH, WE GOT ALL THAT. AND WE GOT ON TV. HEY, THERE WE ARE. LOOKS LIKE UH, I GOT TO DO SOME CLEANING. A LITTLE DUSTING. YEAH.
Not really a fan of this newer one. Really prefer the older one where James was mumbling, and you only understood the gist of what he was saying. IDK, could be just me