SML Movie: Shrek's Endless Cheesecake!

oh man Marvin I love National ear cleaning day the day once a year where you get with your best friends and clean each other's ears out and you really have not been cleaning your ears in the last year Marvin this is my third Q-tip just in that one ear yeah I can't wait for you to get to the other ear cuz it's really clogged hey are you cleaning your own ears over there yes you're not supposed to do that you're supposed to let one of us do it I didn't know you know what come get a Q-tip and clean my ear e yeah we'll have like a conga line of ear cleaning okay get back in there can I please turn on like the TV cuz that noise is really gross okay do you like cheesecake do you like strawberries covering your cheesecake how about a big old Slice of New York cheesecake or maybe four slices of Cheesecake how about endless cheesecake only at the Cheesecake Factory make sure to stop by for Endless cheesecake endless amount of Cheesecake I'd be so sick if I ate that much what all of the cheesecake there is yeah I guess you would I think anybody would how do they afford to give out that much cheesecake well maybe their cheese supplier is your ears cuz you have so much cheese in your ears are you cleaning his ears Yeah clean my ears but he needed help hey there couch donkeys I just saw the commercial for the endless cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory and I have a gift card so who wants to go with me and eat the fluffy creamy cream cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory oh I am so down I love cheesecake I want to go I don't like cheesecake you don't like cheesecake oh my sheing she joking sheing back back she's joking she's joking she better be joking because you don't say you don't like cheesecake in front of me I know I know but we all like cheesecake you like cheesecake right no I love cheesecake I love cheesecake so let's all go to The Cheesecake Factory okay we can take my car shotgun you don't want to drive your own car no I called shotgun somebody drive my car I'll drive oh man Marvin I love the Cheesecake Factory there many is so big it's like reading all the Harry Potter books at once except you get to eat them I don't have a menu hello welcome to the Cheesecake Factory my name's Clarissa what can I get started for you tonight how about two more [ __ ] menus excuse me oh no no no no no it's fine we can share one menu no Marvin come on make her do our job for the next hour we own her she has to do everything we say juggle uh Shrek tell her what you want I'll have the cheesecake oh you heard about our endless cheesecake special yes I have and I have a gift card all right well what can I get you you started to drink well take a cheesecake put it in a glass and I'll drink that uh okay and what about for you sir I don't know let me just look at my menu I bet you wish you had a menu Marvin then You' know what kind of drinks they have do they have Coke or Pepsi you don't even know cuz you don't have a menu uh I'll just have a water come on Marvin make them work for it water's too easy me and Marvin both want a strawberry slushie okay I'll be right back with those well I don't even like strawberry slushies yeah well if you had your own menu you could make your own decision all right sir here's your cheesecake in a glass oh my creamy creamy cream cream okay and here are your strawberry slushies actually Marvin hasn't form me he thinks they're icky so he doesn't want his oh I can take it back what else would you like to drink can I just get a Coke we only have Pepsi products God damn it Marvin get a menu I I'll drink the smoothie I like the Smoothie settling Marvin settling no I think he's ready to order something oh would you like to start with an appetizer yes we would H I don't think we should get appetizers we're using Shrek's gift card we don't know what the limit is Marvin he's [ __ ] Shrek he's loaded he has DreamWorks money and I hear there's another one coming out so I'm pretty sure he's going to be fine now if it was Lord farquad then I would be concerned cuz he might be a little short on cash would you like a couple minutes to look over the menu I can come back no we're ready now Marvin what do you want I I don't know what are you getting well I'm thinking about getting the steak and tater AI what is steak and tater oy what do you mean what is steak and tater oi it's steak and taters and broccoli uh okay well uh do you want me to come back in a couple minutes no don't you dare go anywhere you're a waiter your job is is to wait you stand right there and if you take one step you're not getting a tip what do you want Marvin uh order for me well I'm not going to order for you I'm not your mother oh do they have Burgers yeah let me see the mac and cheese burger looks good okay I'll get that we're ready to order okay what would you like sir uh come to me last I haven't picked an appetizer okay sir how about you what would you like to eat I would like the mac and cheeseburger and what would you like as your side ooh what are the sides o what's look I'm sorry did you just sigh I'll get the french fries I'll get the french fries I like the french fries okay sir what would you like to eat I'll have the cheesecake okay what slice would you like to start with I don't want a slice I want the whole damn cake and keep bringing them and bringing them till your arms get tired okay sir are you ready to order I feel so rushed really I can come back no no it's fine you've already rushed me now I have to order something with that I might not even like you know what I'm going to have the steak and tater AI the what the steak and tater AI sir I don't think that's on the menu how am I the only person who's ever heard of steak and tater oi it's steak and taters and broccoli how hard is that okay we can bring that for you okay good and I would also like the appetizer sampler okay Jesus Marvin can you believe her she acts like her job is rocket science like duh 1 plus 2 equals whatever all right here are your Entre here's your appetizer and here's your cheesecake thank you Miss waitress lady now if you'll excuse me I must make love to the creamy cream cream cheese cake oh yeah you're lucky when I look you baby yeah I just got to look around and make sure you're ready for me now open those legs uh excuse me ma'am I have to show you something okay you see these $3 bills here yes that's your tip for the meal so for the rest of the meal I'm going to judge you and if you do something I don't like I'm going to take one of those dollar bills away okay so you brought the appetizer with the meal so that's a dollar bill gone but you ordered it last and you're assassin me that's another dollar bill listen this whole [ __ ] table's confusing you order something that's not even on the goddamn menu you order your appetizer with your Entre and he ordered [ __ ] dessert you know what I'm going to give you this bill back cuz that's a fair point I'll be back to to check on you in a minute Excuse Me Miss Lady but can I have another cheesecake another whole cheesecake yes it is endless okay all right sir here's your cheesecake thank you Miss Lady and sir how are you liking your steak why is my steak so chewy oh I don't know it's really chewy it's like gum I'm sorry it's okay I like it that wasn't a complaint just an observation and sir how did you like your cheeseburger oh it's it's fine Marvin why is it fine and not good no no it's it's good what's wrong with it no there's nothing wrong with it wait is there any Mac on your mac and cheese burger no there's no mac and cheese uh-huh I'm sorry the chef must have forgot oh yeah blame the chef I bet you didn't even tell him about the Mac part no I did take this last dollar away for lion F it's fine guys it's just one meal I'm going to have another one later it's fine excuse me lady may I have another cheesecake please sir you've already had two but it's endless okay Shrek if you want me to take this last dollar away you just let me know all right sir here's your third whole cheesecake thank you Miss Lady uh excuse me can I get it to go box yes of course would you like one too sir uh sure Marvin are you really going to eat that later no then why do you want it to go box because I didn't really eat a lot of it and I feel bad wasting food she [ __ ] up your order that's on her listen ma' ma' we want this taken off the bill oh okay but not mine mine was delicious oh excuse me ma'am can I have another cheesecake please I'm so sorry sir I just heard from the store owner we have to cut you off you ate too much cheesecake but it's isless yes but people usually order it by the slice you've been ordering it by the whole cheesecake well then slice up the whole cheesecake and give it to me that way I'll eat it by the slice I'm so sorry there's nothing I can do listen I'm a lawyer the promotion said endless cheesecake that means endless no end ever you're a lawyer and you're only going to tip me a dollar well not anymore listen I want to see the store owner let me talk to Mr The Cheesecake Factory okay good afternoon gentlemen I am the owner of this fine establishment and my name is Mr Factory wait is your first name cheesecake no that's my middle name my first name is the oh cool my middle name is the that's very nice so how can I help you find gentlemen today well you have a promotion claiming to offer endless cheesecake but that [ __ ] of a waitress says there actually is an end after only three cheesecakes well you see I myself f a man of business and normally when we say in this we expect people to eat maybe one or two slices of the cheesecake not three whole cheesecakes I'm losing money here but don't say you have endless cheesecake if you can't really give people endless cheesecake that's false advertising I could sue you on behalf of my client well let's not take this to court let's just go ahead and settle now how about one more whole cheesecake to go H that doesn't sound endless to me what do you think Shrek how many cheesecakes do you want I want 10 more cheesecakes 10 more cheesecakes and you'll go well we'll see how I feel after I eat the 10 cheesecakes sir just do it there's no way he can eat more than 10 cheesecakes and then they'll all leave you know what that's a good idea you know what gentlemen I'll be right back with your cheesecakes all right here's your 10 cheesecakes I'd like to see you still be hungry after eating all that oh the Tower of Cheesecake I'm going to destroy oh [ __ ] oh yummy more dear God you ate 10 cheesecakes in like 30 seconds and you still want more yes please please no more I'm begging you I have no more cheesecakes in a bit please you're going to run me out of busy sorry you said they were endless bring us more we'll sue you please I'll do anything please please nope they were endless hey Shrek how many more cheesecakes you think you can fit in that ogre belly of yours an endless amount wait did you say ogre yeah wait a minute wait a minute so how about this the endless cheesecake special is for humans only not hus not hus yeah baby now get out of my restaurant we pay the bill first uh uh M Mr Factory we will be paying with the gift card and where's the gift card oh it's right over there underneath the cheesecake sorry and uh are you sure this is activated well I got it from the gas station and did you pay for it uh no so is there money on it well it says $50 sry gentlemen once again hell will we be paying today uh Marvin I don't have my wallet oh great so it's on me then okay well you didn't put macaroni on his Mac and cheeseburger so that's eliminated and I didn't even touch my slushie I took a sip of mine but like I spit it back out in the straw a little bit cuz I don't like strawberry well Morphin will be paying for his slushie but uh my steak was gummy but I did like it I I will pay for that and the appetizer sampler was not that great I mean I've had better Applebees so I think we should go 50/50 on that and the the endless uh cheesecake that's like 15 bucks so how about I give you 22s and we're Even Stevens how about I take you 2 20s and you leave my restaurant and never come back deal sucker I had an extra 20 but I'm still hungry for cheesecake get so how was the Cheesecake Factory did you enjoy your endless cheesecake oh they ended their endless cheesecake promotion because Shrek ate too much cheese cheesecake we could have sued their asses but they got us with a loophole about no ogres allowed oh well cheesecake isn't that good anyway hello welcome to the Cheesecake Factory unfortunately we've now canceled our endless cheesecake special but now we have a new special called endless shrimp chewy boy I'm sorry chew [Music] boy [Music]

Channel: SML

Views: 2,864,841

Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, show, joke, laugh, fun, marvin, rose, brooklyn guy, shrek, cheesecake, cheesecake factory, food, restaurant, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, logan, puppet, puppets

Id: CE1j-tOm9Mw

Length: 12min 37sec (757 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 07 2024