SML Movie: Duggie's KFC Pizza!

baby are you ready to watch Charlie in the Chocolate Factory a I thought we were watching willly Wonka in the Chocolate Factory what's the difference Jean Wilder so hot okay fine we'll watch that one Marvin why isn't the TV turning on usually it turns on when you press that button the batteries might be dead let me see what we're missing a battery where'd it go Jeffy get in here yeah Dad have you seen the missing battery no Jeffy it's in your nose Jeffy give me the battery back okay wait where's your pencil at yra Jeffy go to your room you're grounded to the room I go grounded and take that pencil out of your wiener can you put the battery in there all right let's watch chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken Chi pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza CH chicken chicken chicken chicken pizza pizza pizza piz [Music] [Music] bro you got KFC chicken in my pizza bro you got pizza underneath my KFC chicken nobody would want to eat KFC chicken pizza well hold on let me try it you got try this [ __ ] oh my God that's delici it's so good you got try KFC chicken pizza the chees I'm so much chicken in my mouth fried chicken pizza see baby that's the reason why America has an obesity problem and that's the reason I'm really glad that I'm vegan sometimes I don't know a single person on this planet that would actually want to eat that mips please what do you want douge I want the new KFC fried chicken pizza you don't need that douge but I'm so hungry I haven't eaten anything all day I'm just a hungry little dinosaurs earlier today I gave you $20 for KFC where's that right behind me but I don't want that no more I want the new KFC chicken pizza you don't need the KFC chicken pizza eat that bucket of chicken behind you no I need the pizza because they made it just for me myob bibs I love pie of EG she givs how about you just get it tomorrow but what if they don't have it tomorrow then that means it sucks so bad that no one else was eating it but my BS please I be kneeing the KFC chicken pizza the cheeser okay how about this how about you go return that chicken to KFC and say there was something wrong with it and maybe they'll give you a refund and you can use that money to get the KFC pizza oh my BS why you yelling that me of good ideas I'mma call up the KFC's and ask for reubs yeah do that my ears hurt all right my bibs it's ringing uh hello hey is this KFC is this KFC what kind of dumb ass question is that of course it's KFC call the number well I was calling up there because I ain't want my chickens no more and I was trying to get a refund a refund this ain't no damn Bank you can't get no cash back we ain't giving that well you better give me my money back before I come up there and Bop your ass you bum ass boy I put you in the fry and Fry the hell out you stop stop let me talk to him thank you for calling KFC sir what's the matter well I was calling because I ain't want my chicken no more and I was trying to get a reap boms oh I'm sorry sir was there something wrong with the chicken no it was delicious then why do you want a refund well because when I was eating it there was a cat turd in it oh but you just said it was delicious I know I ain't see the cat turn I started eating the chicken and I ain't know that KFC stood for Kentucky Fried cat [ __ ] well it doesn't but this is a very serious accusation the Colonel's going to want to come down there to investigate this himself oh I get to meet Colonel sand well it's not the original Colonel it's his great great great grandson Samuel Sanders okay what in town come you in okay the colonel will be there shortly all right all right my [ __ ] he's on his way who Colonel Sanders's son like his great grandson or something like like Samuel Sanders who's that at the door Samuel Sanders hello I say I say I say good day sir I am the Colonel Samuel Sanders but you may call me Samuel Sanders or simply the colonel hi Mr Samuel Sanders yes I am here on behalf of the Kentucky Fried Chicken Corporation regarding a certain unfortunate incident involving some cat feces in a bucket of my prestigious Fried Chicken now none of the 13 herbs and spices are in fact catchit okay well my friend wants a refund for the chicken m a refund well the colonel does not give out refunds no he surely does not but I will assess the situation and determine if a refund is in fact necessary well my friend's upstairs if you want to follow me before that boy would you like a biscuit a what a biscuit boy you heard what I said they are quite buttery but Oho dry you will surely not finish one without drinking a glass of water or else you will choke and die you surely will well I'm not really in the mood for a biscuit H not in the mood for a biscuit well never in all of my days have I ever heard somebody turn down one of my delicious buttery biscuits from the colel himself well I just don't want a biscuit o careful Colonel the boy knows not what he says well I sincerely hope you will reconsider my generous offer of a biscuit or you will come to regret it no I just don't want a biscuit doesn't want a biscuit that's fine we can move past this awkward incident show me the dissatisfied customer all he's upstairs all right he's in here hello everybody it is I Colonel Samuel Sanders M bips it's the second coming of Jesus it's the chicken god well that is quite a lofty title you've given me there son but I will accept the role of your God now before we begin negotiations would anybody like a biscuit uh no thank you no I just want some chicken well it seems I am 0 for three on offering biscuits I will strongly urge you to reconsider consider your refusal of my biscuit no no well then you can show the cow the path but you can't make him walk it that is very disappointing now what is this I hear about cat feces in my chicken yeah well I was eating some chicken right here and there was a cat turd in it I see and where is the cat turd in question I'll be done eating it it good Lord you ate the cat feces yeah let me see that there bucket of chicken now I smell no traces of cat feces but all I do smell is my 13 original herbs and spices well that's because I be done Eed at the cat tur I'll smell a rat all right Colonel let me explain what's going on Doug's an idiot and he was trying to find a way to get your chicken pizza for free like try to steal it somehow like he he had this bucket of chicken he didn't want it he wanted to return it for a refund so he'd give him chicken pizza for free uh see so this was all in elaborate rules to steal the recipe to my 13 herbs and spices oh no no he doesn't want to steal Ste your 133 spices he just wanted a chicken pizza M I'll have you know that plenty of people have tried to steal my grandfather's secret recipe over the course of the last 100 years and none of them have lived to tell the tale well that's not us we're not trying to steal the the herbs and spices he just wants chicken pizza I really wish you'd accepted one of my biscuits son you see a honeybee does not waste time explaining to a fly that honey is better than [ __ ] and my biscuits are honey you're refusing my biscuits is [ __ ] now I know all of you are just little fliers in my B World prepare to be stung oh my God okay [ __ ] with eat your stupid damn biscuits oh it's too late for that now boy now I say I say I say which one of you wants to [ __ ] die first I don't want to die that is it I'm going to pop Steve baby what you call me in here for Steve did you call me in here to tell me how well my first quarter celles are doing Steve tell me I'm loaded yes you're very rich Ronald no Steve I want you to say you're loaded Ronald you're loaded Ronald thank you Steve that got me there so are we done yapping strip club Steve titties in your face Steve nipple Steve but no Ronald you wanted me to let you know if the competition changes what they're doing don't tell me Burger King lowered their prices again I don't understand how they can afford to stay in business you know what those meth lamps Steve they got wal white in there cooking or some [ __ ] no Ronald it's not Burger King it's KFC they have meth labs at KFC no they added a new menu item okay why you telling me this Steve they're a chicken restaurant I sell Burgers why don't you tell Popeyes X FES like I said they're a chicken restaurant I sell chicken too and it's delicious but I sell Burgers and Fries and [ __ ] well but they're also selling pizza now okay why you telling me this Steve why don't you tell Papa joh or Pizza Hut I don't sell pizza Steve when you got Dementia or something I didn't do as you but you do sell pizza Ronald where at the biggest McDonald's in the world in Orlando you sell pizza so you're telling me the KFC thinks that their pizza's better than mine well they didn't say that well they obviously stole my idea so they thinking I'm the inventor of Pizza Steve I made that [ __ ] Papa John's calls me that I'm D Ronald plus all the restaurants know that if they want to release a new item they got to ask me first they got to be like Daddy Ronald is it okay if I if I released a new restaurant item that you may have already made and I say you did a good job sucking boy you may Ronald maybe they didn't know that you sold Pizza I mean you didn't yes I did Steve I was just testing to make sure you knew I know that we sell spaghetti in Italy and [ __ ] I bet you didn't know that oh look I got you one of their pizzas so you can see it oh good let's see this where is the damn box the presentation's horrible what is this just fried chicken with mozzarella red sauce and pepperonis that's chicken parmesan Steve why didn't you go to Olive Garden you know what let's try it de God Steve dear good Steve it's delicious it is oh it's finger looking good Steve the colonel knows what he's doing Steve he has a big [ __ ] Steve I'm freaking Steve I think I'm having a panic attack Steve just calm down ra you're right Steve we just got to calm down cuz you know what I'm going to do I'm going to go find the Cur gra his ball sack his big old wrinkly ball sack and I'm going to say hey stop selling my [ __ ] and get off my [ __ ] and then we're going to take the recipe and sell it at McDonald's and we're going to call it the McChicken Pizza Kanye westmill Steve and we're going to be lorded Steve we're going to be rich as [ __ ] steeve talking titties in a face steeve Ronald I I think you're overreacting I'm pretty sure this is just a limited time thing oh it's the limited time and that time ends right now I don't want to die I say I'll say you are crying like a [ __ ] did somebody order delivery I have a delicious fried chicken pizza here well I see you enjoying one of my f cheeses I am it is delicious but I don't really like the name I was I was thinking we could Rebrand it to the McChicken Pizza Kanye West meal well then it would sound like a McDonald's menu item exactly I want to sell this [ __ ] I see well how about we continue this conversation in private right after I've murdered these fools no I think we're going to have this conversation right now oh oh God it's huge that's true I am quite well endowed it's like you ate a cond even this fing looking good you know what we can have a conversation let's talk well before we begin can I interest you in a buttery biscuit that shit's drier than the Sahara Desert we'll talk let me grab something real quick die man die die that's right your delicious chicken pizza is mine who's the king of pizza now you guys got to try this [ __ ] my new menu item the McChicken Pizza Kanye West meal tell all your friends cuz this [ __ ] comes out tomorrow I got to go call Kane West well look douge you finally get to try the the KFC chicken pizza oo it's so good well douge somehow you still got your way [Music] and that time ends right now those bottles never break I threw it so hard that time that bottle never breaks you were trying that time I threw it so hard that it hurt my elbow

Channel: SML

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, joke, laugh, fun, show, duggies kfc pizza, chicken, chizza, hilarious, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, kfc, its yo boy duggie, marvin, rose, brooklyn guy, ronald mcdonald, colonel sanders, puppet, puppets, friends

Id: CIinJ7Y471Q

Length: 13min 53sec (833 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 03 2024