SML Movie: Bad Super Bowl Commercials!

Marvin I got the Doritos thank you baby hey Marvin thanks for inviting me over to watch the bowl you know I hate watching it at my house my wife just asks too many questions like what does the yellow line mean and why are there Foot Locker employees on the field and why did they get six points if they only scored once and why is it called football if they play with their hands I don't know Karen shut up I asked those questions too Marvin can we go to a bar no I want to watch the game on my couch at home okay fine I hate both teams anyway I mean the Kansas City Chiefs I mean come on they should be canceled and have to change their name that's offensive to Indians and the San Francisco 49ers is offensive to people who aren't 49 unless it's like 49ers like 49y olds hey Marvin how many 9-year-olds you think you could beat up in a fight what yeah like if you got attacked by a bunch of 9-year-olds or or maybe if they all stood in like a single file line and came up one at a time so you had to fight them why would they do that I think I could beat up 10 I think I could do 15 Marvin do we have any other snacks I thought we could grill hot dogs oh speaking of hot dogs you guys see Drake's penis wa what oh yeah it's massive it's like a snake he was just wiggling it around I think he was trying to get control of it honestly I'm glad mine's not that big mine's nice and Compact and simple it's fun-sized yeah I'm actually over here because my wife and I got in a huge argument when she saw Drake's penis she was like why can't your penis be as big as Drake's and I'm like I'm sorry Karen it's not my fault that some men just have everything he's got a big penis he can rap he's got a big penis he can sing he's got a big penis he's Rich did I mention how big his penis is I was hoping it would be small because then at least things would even out somewhere but no he just has to have a big p doesn't have everything it's not fair baby what team are you going for uh Taylor Swift's team she doesn't have a team she's just banging one of the players okay everyone just calm down look the Super Bowl commercials are starting o goodie oh my God doctor how's my son is he okay your son my son you were just operating on him oh him yeah he's dead what yeah he died oh my God oh my God you couldn't save him he got hit by a bus it dragged him like five blocks what do you think was going to happen there wasn't anything you could do to save my son oh my God oh my God my son mhm listen you seem really upset so I'm going to give you this prescription for some uh anti-depressants thank you Doctor Doritos MH Doritos it'll make you forget about your dead son oh my God man that sure is a bangable doctor I bet he has a penis like Drakes I'd bang that doctor Marvin you'd bang that doctor Rose bang the doctor bangable doctor I think he's a pretty bangable doctor oh look another commercial starting oh this one's my commercial wa you have a Super Bowl commercial yeah watch what a clear September day and here I am stuck in the stupid plane God I hate flying sometimes I just want to crash this plane right into a building no no no no you know what I'm just going to eat a Snickers that's good yeah that's much better now I don't feel like crashing a plane into a building so what do you guys think huh you know that's actually based on a true story yep September 10th and then imagine my surprise the next day when I saw what happened God If Only They had a Snickers right see now they're required to keep Snickers on the plane in case that happens the air marshall has one um how did you get Snickers to approve that commercial oh it wasn't easy it took me 22 years and they kept saying nope nope it's too early it's too early and then now this year since it's been 22 years and Taylor Swift has a song called 22 they said now's the year air that [ __ ] mhm You're Not Afraid Snickers going to get canceled no no I mean it's not like people are going to stop eating Snickers Snickers oh look there's another commercial coming on Tyrone our relationship's getting stale I want something Double Stuffed full of cream yeah you right baby that's why I invited my homeboy over super mega D and I thought you could be the cream in the middle of this situation oh well I was thinking more like double stuffed Oreos milk favorite cookie we can eat them later you about to get double stuff right now baby okay yeah come on super de get the back I suddenly want Oreos right now do you think they have triple stuffed okay Marvin cheer up look at this Skittles commercial get in there boy please let me out no you got to meet your new cmate rainbow rainbow what's up cutie come over here taste rainbow oh God get on your knees boy taste that rainbow why would he spit the Skittles out what a quitter Marvin Marvin Marvin Marvin C can can you go check your mail real quick it's Sunday the mail doesn't come on Sunday I think I think they delivered mail today can you go check I I don't think their mail is here you know what never mind never mind you're my buddy I wouldn't do that oh look a Jimmy Butler commercial oh it's not even about basketball hi I'm two-time NBA Finals loser and zero time NBA champion Jimmy Butler when I'm not out on the court losing I'm at home making coffee which is my real passion now I know I've made over $200 million playing basketball but now I want to make $200 million making coffee so if you gave me the choice between winning six championships and having one cup of big face coffee you know I'm taking that coffee and if I had the choice between 10 championships and one BBC I'm taking that BBC that's big black coffee so please buy my coffee so I can stop playing basketball damn it Jimmy focus on playing [ __ ] basketball nobody wants any of your shitty coffee ooh look another commercial the hell was that Captain Captain we hit an iceberg the ship's going down we're taking in water how much water's coming in it's gushing in Captain it's a heavy floor we'll take these tampons and stuff them in there great idea captain captain captain it worked the ship is safe I told you tampons can solve any flow wa I need to get that brand hey Marvin you think they really could have stopped the the Titanic from sinking using tampons no Liars at least my 9/11 commercial is true oh guys look a Burger King commercial W booo boo McDonald's is clearly better there's no way anyone would eat this [ __ ] at di CK your boot tastes like dick hey everybody it's me Ronald McDonald and there's no way in [ __ ] that you thought Burger King could afford a Super Bowl commercial this [ __ ] cost $7 million every 30 seconds and I bought 2 minutes that's $28 million Burger King hasn't made that in his whole career I made that every second let's try it w let's let's see let's give it a chance what is this [ __ ] I got to get this this a out of my mouth oh look at that double quar Pounder with cheese is [ __ ] K come here get close I thought get closer look at that look at all that meat all that cheese it's about to make me act up oh look at you let me just it doesn't even make you want to chew you just want to swallow that [ __ ] what what's that you call it your brother hold on hold on let me oh hey that big mac oh look at you oh look at you big mac oh you look so delicious with extra meat an extra bun well you guys got to try this [ __ ] go to McDonald's buy my [ __ ] we put crack in it and it's good so Dam God I want McDonald's now do you think Drake eats McDonald's a now all I can think about is big floppy wiener just flopping around all over the place someone's at the door oh if it's Drake tell them to go away nobody wants to see it except for maybe my wife hello hey there Tom Brady let me in quick we don't have a lot of time okay who's at the door Marvin Tom Brady Tom Brady that's right what are you doing here Tom Brady well that stupid Patrick Mahomes is back at the Super Bowl I thought I sent his ass home crying three years ago when my Buccaneers bent him over you did well yeah but now he's back at the Super Bowl and if he wins this one he's going to have three rings so yeah you have seven well I don't want him catching up to me so if he loses this one he'll be two for two and he'll never catch up yeah it would be really hard for him to catch up if he loses this one exactly so what I need you two to do is rig this game and make sure he loses how can we rig the Super Bowl I have a couple ideas ideas oh everybody shut up my Super Bowl commercial's on I'm retiring it's over for me Mr Brady Mr Brady what do you want kid I just wanted to let you know you're the greatest of all time yeah kid whatever Mr Brady would you like my Coca-Cola you really mean it yeah you can have it he'll take it gee thanks kid you know you remind me a lot of my son yeah that's right get it Tom more tongue you know I did that last take 58 times we got it right on the first try I just wanted to do 57 more that was just a random kid rig that Super Bowl damn it so how are we going to rig the Super Bowl I have an idea I'll be right back all right I'm back and I got Patrick mahomes's Jersey how'd you get his jersey well I dressed up like a Kansas City Chief's player and I snuck into the locker room and stole it wait you went all the way to Las Vegas and back yeah and I got to hurry if I want to get back there before the game starts well the national anthem starting right now oh [ __ ] singing the National Anthem ping and pong thank you so much for having us here today to sing at the Super Bowl [Music] pinging pinging oh [ __ ] we got to hurry I bet the national anthem would go for at least 2 minutes you can bet on the national anthem oh yeah you can bet on anything like I bet Taylor whip would break up with Travis Kelce if they lost no she only wants to date a winner so how can we make the Jersey bad well the same as last time we just take this skunk and we spray it on the Jersey so now the jerseyy going to be so stinky Patrick Mahomes won't be able to focus on the game that and his dad got his third DUI so I'm sure that's on his mind but if he smells so bad won't the other players not want to tackle him maybe but this is all we can do for right now ooh you could tie his shoelaces together I will try that if I can get close enough you know what you should do you should pose as one of the receivers so when Patrick Mahomes throws you the ball you can drop it on purpose oh they already have cadarius Tony they don't need me for that all right I'll be back okay I'm back and that was close too cuz as soon as I got in the locker room I saw Patrick Mahomes and he was like where's my jersey man hey Travis where's my jersey coach Reed do you know where my Jersey is hey Travis can you ask Taylor where my Jersey is please my jersey man my jersey so I gave it to him and then he was like thanks for my jersey he sounds like Kermit the Frog oh well at least you didn't get caught yeah let's watch this game so score predictions anyone oo o Taylor Swift's team 20 two and the other team two so you think the final score is going to be 22 to2 uh-huh so one team is going to get a safety and that's it and then the other team is going to score three touchdowns and go for two for no [ __ ] reason what's the safety can we please go to a bar no guys the game is starting we got to watch everyone be quiet Yay Taylor Swift team won oh no the Chiefs won you think Brady's Mad God damn it boys what the hell was that I told you to rig that game we tried to we sprayed Patrick Mahomes Jersey with a skunk yeah and I got his dad arrested for a DUI last week how did you do that well I bought him a bunch of drinks and I handed him his car keys and told him to drive home as fast as I could and then I called the cops on him but that still wasn't enough now he's three in one in Super Bowls damn it I'm just so dang mad where's my son I need to give him angry kisses get over [Music] here

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Keywords: supermariologan, sml, movie, jeffy, jeffry, jeff, funny, jokes, comedy, skit, entertainment, superluigilogan, sll, superbowserlogan, sbl, puppet, puppets, show, laugh, fun, hilarious, brooklyn guy, marvin, rose, tom brady, super bowl, commercials, sml special, bad commercials

Id: OAgADWoahA8

Length: 12min 26sec (746 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 12 2024