SML Movie: The New Chef [REUPLOADED]

[Music] junior your grilled cheese is ready oh man i love grilled cheese ah chef baby it's on fire duh how do you think i grilled it idiot shaky i can't eat it it's too hot what just blew it you know when food is hot you blow it i wish girls thought i was hot food julia just eat your grilled cheese god oh i guess i just won't eat tonight since chevy burned my food again i really wish somebody could teach chef people how to cook hey idiots huh yeah i'm talking to you do you have someone at home that thinks they know how to cook are they really bad at cooking well hire me and i'll come tell them that they are absolutely trash at cooking might teach them a thing or two oh i should hire that guy to teach chef pee pee how to cook oh i'm gonna call them right now okay let me add a couple of eggs wait wait i can juggle these oh they slipped hey y'all chef pee pee no don't talk to me julia you didn't even eat your grilled cheese sandwich and you almost burned the house down me no you're the one that turned the grilled cheese on fire well if you would have just ate your sandwich the fire would have went out chef pee pee have you ever thought about taking cooking lessons i thought about getting lessons i'm a perfect chef people should take lessons from me every day no i meant like getting cooking lessons like someone teach you how to cook wait why would somebody teach me how to cook i'm perfect no no you're not chef you're really bad at cooking wait i'm not bad at cooking i'm a garden cookie look i came out of my mom's womb cooking i was in her stomach with a spatula or whatever she was sticking up there well chef pee pee look i i i hired someone to give you cooking lessons wait give me cooking lessons i'll be giving them the cooking lessons who is it chef boyardee you wish it could be me no it's someone you probably know ooh that's them right now i'll go answer the door whatever go get your little friend oh hello where are you supposed to be a turtle i think uh you've gotta be the fattest tote i've ever seen go eat a snickers chunky boy well suck it thought maybe i could chop you up into a nice turtle soap or maybe a compliment a nice tomato bisque with some coriander and basil delicious oh no i didn't hire you to cook me i heard you teach my friend how to cook well get out the bloody way and show me to the kitchen fat boy oh okay it's almost done all right he's in here jesus christ bring me over and check my rectal temperature white girl's name's going on here oh my god gordon ramsay you're in my house in my kitchen wait what are you doing here well i feel like i'm in a nightmare and i'm freddy krueger and that's worse than the hiroshima pollux what god's name are you trying to make well i was making macaroni noodles with a side of egg and marinara sauce chunky turtle boy punch me in the gonads okay oh i needed that oh all right what's your name chef pee pee chef penis get over here no no no it's chef pee pee i didn't stutter chef penis get over here now okay okay what do you want you are bloody disgraceful wait why are you hitting me is this raw egg all over your stove yes that's a salmonella breeding ground and how long has this bloody ball been out oh it's been out for a couple of days three bloody days your disgraceful penis you you're gonna get a biohazard suit on and you're gonna clean this kitchen top to bottom and then you're gonna burn it down and then we're gonna rebuild it from scratch and maybe just maybe you'll be able to cook something edible disgraceful okay okay yeah is this clean enough no but i ain't got all night and you need to learn how to cook badly hey fat boy yeah what song you want to eat tonight uh a cheeseburger a cheeseburger do you think you can handle a burger you want me to cook it like right now duh what do you think you're stupid are you dumb get to it okay god and done oh gordon is ready i don't want to hear my name come out of your disgusting mouth penis but but it's ready all right let's have a look jesus christ is that my cremated grandmother grandma's not you day old hag no it's not your grandmother it's the burger that you asked me to make for junior are you sure you sure it's not a hockey puck what the hockey puck yeah you be the goalie and i'll be the shooter i'll teach you for bullying me move aside penis and let me show you how it's done all right tubby here's your burger whitey gold's name is this oh it's the grilled cheese chef peepee made me earlier chef wayne ahead get in here i assume you were talking to me yeah why don't you take some advice and buy a ticket to hawaii and go over and put this rock back in the volcano where you got it from is that a rock it's supposed to be a grilled cheese sandwich supposed to be and you're supposed to be a chef so why don't you run along take that digger hole six feet under and bury that in there along with your career all right anyway faso here's your burger is it good is it good this is a half pound wagyu beef patty with freshly made wisconsin cheddar with freshly chopped romaine hearts vine right tomatoes on a brioche bun and you're asking me if it's good i won't serve this to the queen of england so if it's not good i'll chop my left leg off all right i'll try it all right [Music] this is the greatest thing i've ever eaten i bet it is what is it that ungodly noise chef pee pee where's my dinner oh good lord an even fatter turtle wait who are you i'm the guy trying to make your chef a better cook oh thank god about time dad you have to let him cook for you he's amazing wait really yeah let me go whip something up for you okay all right here you are oh my god this looks delicious what i've prepared for you this evening is a nice fillet of beef with mature feline emesis paired beautifully with a nice fresh maine lobster tail with red crayon shavings and broccolini wow this actually looks edible it is dad wait it is it is edible it is wait i can actually eat this and not get sick you can oh my gosh chef pee pee never made anything that's edible you know what you're hired and he's fired well i wasn't necessarily looking for a job too late you already got the job dad you're really gonna fire chef pee pee oh yeah watch me range he thinks my cookie's so bad it's not that bad chef pee pee what do you want bowser oh you're fired wait what do you sound like that well look chef pee pee you're fired wait why am i fired because that new chef pee pee over there can cook way better than you his food is actually edible like edible you could actually eat it yes he could actually eat it look i didn't think it was possible until he started cooking up some stuff so get out of here scram you can't cook okay oh chef pee pee this is the last time you'll never see this house i guess it's time to say my final goodbyes oh goodbye house bowser what was that for you know what i hate this house i'm never coming back what's wrong dad junior the deed is done you fired chef pee pee i took him out back and i shot him just like oh yeller oh poor chef phoebe i mean it wasn't time to be put down oh yeah it was we got a good couple years out of him he was a good dog he did it though yeah he was well i mean now we could actually eat edible food i know right yeah i'll never get tired of this food me either let's eat i just farted pretty good all right you fat second lord there's some more lobster tails now eat up uh mr ramsay i don't want any more lobster tails you don't want any more lobster tails i've never heard of such nonsense now eat your lobster tails can i please have something different all right well here's the blooming onion do you ever make anything bad no everything i make's delicious well could i have a happy meal or something a happy meal what nonsense i would never put that toxic waste in my ballsy now eat your lobster tails i need to lose some weight i'm gonna i'm gonna uber eat some mcdonald's or something hmm okay just lock the door oh man i'm in my room and i finally get to enjoy some mcdonald's why is the door locked i'm covering this door i'm coming open the bloody door oh okay lobster tail no i don't want any more lobster tails yes lobster tails no i'm full i don't want any lobster tails what do i smell bloody mcdonald's in here no that's that's just my fart i farted no that's not what a lobster tail fart smells like i'm coming in to check your room no no oh i gotta hide my mcdonald's what have we got here oh this is really old i was gonna throw it away no i wouldn't know cause all mcdonald's food looks disgusting and since it's over a month old you wouldn't mind if i threw it away for you would you no you you could throw it away but all right there we are but what am i supposed to eat your lobster tails but i don't want any more lobster tails well it's a delicacy and people would kill for it so eat your lobster tails all right hate going ramsay i'm tired of eating lobster tails i want mcdonald's oh i really missed chef pee pee at least that wasn't fat cause i would never eat because cooking sucked i have to find a way to get rid of gordon ramsay but my dad will never fire him because my dad loves lobster tails i have to call chef pee pee and ask him for some help hey chef pee pee wait junior is that you wow you fat what happened to you gordon ramsay cooks delicious food every night so i got really fat oh wow sounds like a rich man's problem to have a good chef cook for you wait are you homeless why are you living in a box uh i'm not homeless uh i'm just you know outside chilling yep i like the outside ants biting my butt stuff like that dirt everywhere yup my mansion it has a heater but uh it's broken you know i like cold air so i'm just chilling out here in the cold just waiting well i was wondering if you could help me get gordon ramsay fired wait get gordon ramsay fired are you serious julia yeah because he cooks really good food every night i'm tired of being fat i i just i want mcdonald's i want normal food sometimes he won't stop cooking lobster tails i thought you wanted lobster tails you know the good food well i thought i did but no i just want you back so can you help me get them fired please let me think about it i got to mark some things out of my schedule hold on just a second yeah all right i'm not doing anything okay let's let's go get gordon all right junior how do we get rid of gordon junior hurry up hold on i'm fat really all right the stairs okay how do we get gordon ramsay fired your dad will never fire him because he loves the fool too much okay how do we get gordon ramsay to quit we just tell him his cooking sucks and he'll cry and run away no he's not gonna believe that he actually has taste buds and he cooks good okay um well i know what if you dress up like a chef that's more famous than him and tell him his cooking sucks he'll have to believe you because you're more famous than him who's who's the chef more famous than him though junior oh hold on jeffy hi hi okay junior here's some more lobster tails eat up i don't want any more lobster tails gordon well you better eat these lobster tails real quick what chef did you grow up loving hmm chef boy all day i loved his ravioli all right thank you for telling me nature lobster tails oh you know all right chef baby you have to dress up like chef boyardee and then tell him his cooking sucks okay i can do that all right junior's gonna love these last three lobster tails hey it's me chef boyardee in the flesh well what are you doing here it's an honor well they don't call me some boy about a party for nothing i'm on my way to a party right now oh you must be starving would you like a lobster tail a lobster tail oh no no where is the canned ravioli oh can ravioli sir or i'll get right on it well you're not a chef unless you're cooking canned ravioli only the best chefs can cook out of that well i'm sorry sir i was just making the lobster tails well that's not good enough i need canned ravioli okay well i'll go get ken ravioli right now no no no it's too late you've already messed up you're done you should just quit in life oh but sir i devoted my whole life to becoming a chef to be just like you your whole life what a waste of a life oh my god if you're actually cooking this and that ravioli wow you just wasted your whole life get out of here i have failed chef boyardee chef maybe you did it you got rid of gordon ramsay i know i didn't think it would actually work but he's gone you look just like chef boyardee he he knew you without you introducing yourself i know i i kind of do look like them right so we can go back to eating your disgusting food now um i kind of want to try these these lobster tails first okay all right i'm so glad i got you back chef pee pee [Music] you

Channel: SML Reuploaded

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Id: 2Zfwaq7-L2Q

Length: 14min 53sec (893 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021