SKYRIM A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Can You Beat Skyrim The Worst Sword Challenge

what if there was suddenly five ebony warriors right go Riano Chiefs go hello there ladies and gentlemen I'm the spiffing Brit and welcome back to the Skyrim special edition and this edition of Skyrim oh my it's very special look at this lovely handsome boy we have in front of us this is the legendary Riano keys look at him is he not beautiful so handsome so much nose and so much lip but other than being the most handsome man in the world Riano Kives here is also the most powerful because you see Rihanna Kives was gifted the perils of not only Todd Howard but also hot Howard his long-lost cousin and the two of them combined together using the essence of see baklava to create the ultimate being Rihanna keys now Rihanna Kives although some would say he's struggling to live up to the success of his cousin Keanu Reeves I would prefer to say that Rihanna Kives is actually bloody smashing it right now considering our first episodic documentary into the life of Rihanna Kives has gained 1 million views and also this absorbent amount of thumbs up I have never even seen such a high number and consequently the channel itself also managed to reach the 500 thousand mark both myself Rihanna Kives and my editor are absolutely over the moon and to each and every one of you I raise a cup of tea hmm a glorious cup of Yorkshire Tea nonetheless absolutely perfect Yorkshire is in no way associated with the spiffing Britt however it is also the greatest tea in the entirety of the universe 7,000 out of 10 people interviewed on the qualities and tastes of York City said they would recommend it to a friend but enough with the wonderful sponsorship that the 100% is not a sponsorship I think it's time we dive into the video and make Rio new caves or the more powerful I mean come on we want to see is it life adventures hang on a second I realize we still need to get Rihanna Keef some shorts and shoes oh he just needs a lot of everything but nonetheless Rihanna Kives there's one thing he probably should do you see he needs to make a potion he wants to make a very powerful weapon you see last time we made a exceedingly powerful fork we have Bernie Sanders and força give me forgive me of course being a weapon so powerful I can't even put a soul stone into it because Todd Howard decided if you enchant a weapon and you make it too powerful there's no way you should be able to add more soul stones Bernie Sanders is kind of similar however using a few console commands you can actually add in soul stones however we're likely going to have to reforge folk to give me because my goodness yeah that's just too much apparently negative 2.1 billion in value apparently that can't destroy the game but nonetheless here we are in this fantastic game with two brand-new wooden swords as today I intend to show you the lovely ladies and gentleman's home the power of wooden swords just look at how powerful they are so yes we need to find a way to make these wooden swords better and for that luckily we're here with Arcadia now firstly we want to go to the lovely lady here in Whiterun and buy a few items from her we'd like a few ingredients and the ingredients in question that we're looking for are some blister warts and then you also want some sprig and SAP here we go however show-me has worn which is a bit of a shame because I'm afraid Arcadia you know what that means I need your inventory refreshed terribly sorry love it's wooden sodding time so as you can see we've just popped her with a little wooden sort so we'd like to see what she has for sale because her ingredients are yes they're refreshed or we might as well grab more blister warts perfect so I'm just going to have to repeatedly Bop with swords and refresh her inventory a few times just so that I have the ingredients that I'm looking for perfect so after buying everything we want from her we can finally set about actually making a few potions and we can use a alchemy lab here as well now as you all remember in the last episode of the wonderful adventures of Riano Kives we managed to forge ourselves some magical items these lever braces here this silver necklace and this silver rink now combined they mean potions are around about 15,000 percent more powerful now this is great however it does create a few issues so if we get some glycerin some Spriggans SAP and we craft a potion together we get a potion of fortify smithing the one issue is this potion might be too powerful as this is a potion which means weapons and armor improvement is what is that and does appear to be 1.2 million percent better for anything we Smith so we'll give this one a try and I'm going to try basically improve the wooden sword if this goes awry it does mean that the game is going to crash because poor Todd Howard you know he loves people using his stuff but he's not so happy if they completely destroy the game and if you go too high with numbers in the game told Howard kind of he gets a fax through on his old little computer which he uses and it's gone Todd Howard someone's still playing Skyrim and worse they've exploited the game your creation your beauty your baby taught Howard they're ruining it and then Todd Howard will mail a cease and desist letter to your house however we are brave Riano Kives is also very brave and we do not mind to exploit a game nothing can stop us I mean we've exploited literally every game on the planet at this point my goodness I mean after this I've got a civilization 6 video coming up oh it's wacky anyway here we are in the wonderful city of Whiterun and people aren't really coming to terms with just how powerful relatives is so he needs to create these massive wooden swords just to show his incredible power anyway so what we don't use we want to find this grindstone here as a grindstone allows you to improve a weapon to improve a weapon you need a certain resource so for an iron mace you need iron ingots for a wooden sword you need firewood firewood is easy you can literally harvest it from random wooden stumps which are lying around everywhere it's one of the easiest resources to come by and you can buy wooden swords off of general bulk goods traders so you want to make sure you go out of the grindstone goods your items chug the potion of smithing use the grindstone and now we want to sniff a wooden sword there we go and in fact you're not will make another one wha-bam so there we go now we have two wooden swords both of which are legendary so we have the left sword at the right sword there we go my goodness oh now both of these weapons technically speaking are the most powerful weapons in the game you know I'll do a quick Google what is statistically the most powerful based weapon in this game ok after a quick bit of research I discovered the highest base damage in this game is from the dragon bone or hammer with a base damage of 28 our weapons however are over ten times that this can lead to some issues but once we're here we might as well test out some of these weapons on the most annoying person around Nazim sorry Nazim what do you want to fight me why from God I have you know I have wooden swords oh my goodness what the heck was that okay hang on a second watch this it's almost like it does so much damage of their body just seizes up oh wooden sword go wooden souls oh it's too powerful it's too powerful this is even without enchantments this isn't even the final form of the wooden sword come on Briana Kives go none of Whiterun is safe I'm so sorry all of you non-essential SMPS oh I'm so sorry sorry Almon sorry tiny child played the child's immortal why are children immortal Todd I'm disappointed Todd you made the children immortal so good on you kind of annoyed by the fact that you know there's a lot of dead bodies lying around over there okay well you can add to them anyway you know this was just one branching timeline Riano keys it's time to use some time travel alright so what we're going to do is we need to start enchanting our incredible wooden swords so we're going to you know Naruto run all the way up to the castle and then it's time we add some enchantment to the wooden swords just to take them from being already the most powerful weapon in Skyrim to being even more powerful ah goodness oh you know what ladies and gentlemen last time we did one these fantastic Skyrim videos I gave all of you a very special offer I said for the first 5000 people that liked the video the majestic Riano Kives himself will come and visit you in your sleep tonight now I realize apparently 5000 was too low and I've managed to book Riano keeps holidays off so he's actually got a lot of free time coming up an hour so if you want the majestic Riano Kives to visit us you sleep in Worcester at your most vulnerable Riano Kives is going to visit you the first 10,000 of you Riano Kives himself will come and knock down your doors and say hello you'll be lying there in bed and suddenly you hear the words of Riano Keith saying [ __ ] give me I'm so sorry and then he drains your lifeforce come on who wouldn't want to like a video just to have someone drain life force was you're sleeping anyway it's time we start using this Arcadian shelter actually the alchemy lab is probably a better choice now we don't want to create a too powerful enchantment else we will accidentally crash the game so we're going to have to take off a piece of our apparel going to drop the silver necklace and we're going to use this alchemy lab and create to fortify enchanting potions which are 21,000 percent stronger so we make to these lovely bad boys we quit the alchemy and it's time to do some enchanting sorry Farren girl can you get out of the way so we use our arcane enchanter we grab our lovely wooden swords which are legendary offers wooden sword what should we enchant it with well I think it's only fair that we hand chant this lovely bad boy with absorb health this is going to be the wooden sword which absorbs all health now as you could see previously the charges it had were is zero that's because Todd Howard decided the amount of charges you have should scale with the weapon if the weapon is too high damage and too powerful you should get fewer charges there's one slight issue with an enchanting potion if you simply drop it down by one the amount of charges you have scales massively however I accidentally realized I've just been sittin my enchantment potion has run out so what you want to do I'll demonstrate it again you choke your post of enchanting go into the arcane enchanter you select the wooden sword which is legend 3 we want to go in charge whant we want absorb health we want to drop it down by one so that something has 179,000 charges we want to use a soul gem on it then we go soldier and fill with grand soul gem there we go success we managed to inch on one of our wooden swords to absorb life and how much help will be absorbing with one hitch that's 1 2 3 4 5 6 is that 17 million I do believe it is Todd wobbuff oh no all of your health is gone hello there you guys going to hit me Oh No look at them they're doing damage to me how much damage if they done apparently none so far I do some damage to me come on I'm sure you can do it I'm not even blocking or anything just damage me now they've really can't do it they've really are struggling to damage me well they're really giving it a good try and you know what they've almost managed it they've managed to get me down to 1 to 1 for 6 instead of 1 to 1 7 8 so well done you managed to get 30 health off of me but you know what it's taken them this long to get 30 HOH off of me how long does it take me to get 17 million health back and it's as fast as that ladies and gentlemen it just works it just works I'm sorry all of you I don't even need a clean hit as well if they try and block you can just go through the shield they go try and block nope oh look the children want to fight train train train the thing is you might not actually be aware of this but children are an infinite source of hit points in this game because if you hit this child he gets affected by the absorb hit points but of course children can't die in this game because there are mortals this means you can literally hit a child run to the other end of the world and I will still be regenerating health points that alone behold I have 17 million hip points to harvest from that child so children can effectively be used as piggy banks if you have a wants pair hell flying around and that's why you should never underestimate the power of having children yourself because you can always just drain their life force come on child give me your head points so there we go we have one wooden sword crafted now we simply need a second affair we're going to chug this potion of enchanting and it's time we make the second most overpowered wooden sword in the game so you want wooden sword legendary and then soul trap and we're going to create a sword which basically harvest the souls of people yep it's going to be fine don't you worry and we're going to rename this item the soul pockets because quite simply this is a wooden sword which is going to be filled with the souls of every single person we encounter I mean just look at this weapon how does it work well instantly it does 339 damage which is a standard one hit to almost everything in the game but on top of that if a target dies within how many seconds is that that's um that's 18 million seconds so if we hit a targets and they die within 18 million seconds we get a refilled soldier and of course coupled with our previous wooden sword which is going to absorb 17 million health you can see that things are slightly awry here but just how long ladies and gentlemen is 18 million seconds why that's just quite a humble 5080 free real-world ladies and gentlemen which translates roughly into oh my goodness No what have we done that translates into 211 real-world days so if someone is hit by this sword we have 211 real-world days for this hope I don't think there is even anyone who has 211 real-world days were for play time in Skyrim imagine that you can start the game hit an enemy run off do the entire game and campaign four times over come back finish them off and Alabam soul gem is filled soul gem is filmed Oh oh my goodness Rhian Oh Kives what a man what a man indeed you know I think it's time you create some wacky potions because at this point we can create some hilarious potions my friends actually won't see what is the strongest paralysis potion we can make because obviously we made this one here which lost for 240,000 seconds which is good but it could be better I feel like it most certainly could be so if we want to do that we're going to have to use the alchemy table and we want to make a potion of restoration so for that we want to put on all of our items to make better potions use the alchemy table create a potion of restoration meaning restoration spells are 800,000 percent stronger so we craft that bad boy we quit the alchemy drop down to save because my god I don't know what's going to happen and you want to take off all of your clothes chug the potion of restoration put back on all of your clothes oh no oh no no no no what have we done oh we've created an issue because the potion restoration created potions are 400 and what is that four million times more powerful and then this is like 43 million times more powerful inside the Oliver armor is now giving us an extra like 10 billion hit points of health the issue is when this wears off the 10 billion hit points of health we're gonna drain away and there's a chance that our character will just die when this potion expires so you know what we should probably get interested in this very quickly so what do we need for a paralysis potion again Spriggans sap is it no what is it I can't remember it like spam how good so I'm going to have to check oh my goodness the game just crashed apparently shared across our potion the numbers were too high oh I can just right time to reload the game welcome back to the adventures Riano Kives we've just wandered into the lovely trader and the wonderful location of Whiterun and we have literally just cleared out their entire inventory however I'd like to get my money back because I have given you what's that 3156 all that's not gonna do we're gonna have to drag from here up to their inventory and hit E and now we're in their inventory so uh we'll start selling them their own potions like a is lovely potion here of blacksmith draught witch potion is your most expensive let's see Oh probably this potion of enduring invisibility oh that's a lot that's gonna get us our money back nice and quickly so thank you for all of my money back there lovely trader oh I'm so sorry Arcadia I am so sorry I mean we've literally just beaten you to a pulp with wooden sword taken all of your money and all of your ingredients and heck I even stole a ton of your lovely recipes what is this what the heck is this it's a pair of tongs it is kind of like a very low level fork oh my goodness I like it though Oh Tod look at these brilliant physically created this is beautiful right it's time we start making some interesting potions I'm thinking we make ourselves a lovely potion to help us say resist fighting against the mage College that seems like a good idea so maybe a potion of magic resistance oh yes that would be good so do we need to resist magic wave well luckily with a hag Ravenclaw and a piece of lavender we can create a potion of magic oh yay but what kind of potion of magic resist is this this is a very special potion of magic resist because um doesn't really just resist normal magic it resists 219 percent of magic for 60 seconds this potion alone is worth five million gold which I'm pretty certain is more gold than the entirety of Skyrim but this means we can have a fair bit of fun which if we exit out into the wonderful world of Whiterun I think it's time to go say hi to the lovely mages guild so we're going to fast traveler wave to the college of winterhold because I mean on the last video I set out by myself a full doctorate because you know that's the only way to really get into a college nowadays anyway so I bought myself a actual doctorate in Kochi trading from realistic diplomas calm and I mean at this point what titles they're left to buy I have a doctorate in Khajiit Trading eight knighthood from the mighty and powerful nation of Sealand oh I mean at this point all that's left is to make myself a reverend and I don't know can you buy those online let me do a quick check oh my goodness you can from the Universal Life Church monastery you can buy an honorary religious title for the low low costs of fourteen dollars you could even get a doctorate in metaphysics from here what is this oh I love this this is fantastic oh right you know what Rhian Oh Kives we're gonna make you a reverend as well we're gonna turn you into the reverend Rhian Oh Kives who is also a doctor of Khajiit training and destroyer of universes Oh fantastic so I'm gonna say ladies and gentlemen as I just put my sides too low with 20,000 I'm gonna go thirty thousand this time a real challenge for all of you at home ladies and gentlemen but I believe in you thirty thousand likes and I'll buy myself Andriano Kives a reverend title so hopefully I will one day become the reverend sir dr. Smith what a title to have anyway I've just closed the gate behind us because this is always going to be recreating that scene from Star Wars the prequels where the heat no closes the door it goes up to love the lovely magic Padawans and they're like what do we do Master Skywalker there's too many of them don't worry younglings look into the sores look into the swords anyway so now we're here I think it's time we introduce ourselves hello there on coño weep and you're dead so ladies and gentlemen wha-bam why are they not even hostile to me why they know how so come on you melons come on oh now you actually want to fight finally all it took was me to knock this student to the ground and suddenly you're up for a fight but of course there's one slight issue all B match cool magicians and that is that we have the potion of resist magic so we're gonna chug that bad boy and bring it on magic a Jedi nice try top tier get wooden sword it I need to absorb your life force each and every one of you come on give me all of your spells the auto Kives only knows how to learn them by hitting people with wooden swords right you're down that's my goodness well I need to speak to Toth dear to rejoin the college so can I rejoin the college now rejoin the college come on let me rejoin the college why aren't you letting me rejoin the College tough day can't believe it people let me rejoin anyway you know I think we've had a fun little adventure into the College of Winterhold here um it seems they're not too keen on having us here anymore apparently riolu Keefe's isn't too welcome so uh don't worry I'll just leave I'll close the gate behind me don't mind me I'll see you guys later have fun no I think it's hungry owner keeps tries to find a church because really he could do it one of those anyway let's get out of here I sometimes wonder what is the best way to actually exit this place and um I feel that perhaps the best ways to just quite simply jump off of the map because we can kind of tank a few hundred full damage no problem so bite off did it was an absolute pleasure meeting you my goodness look at him he's so happy he can't wait to become a reverend and a doctor also Breanna keeps I should probably also buy you a knighthood I mean they're not too costly only about 80 pounds off of the Internet the things we do to keep the internet happy or handsome is that a bear hello cave bear excuse me cave bear that's no way to meet your overlord oh my goodness this cave but he is not happy with us whatsoever caber stop goodbye cave bear an absolute pleasure meeting you hey you know we've done a wonderful service here we've cleaned up the college a bit we've slated ravenous cave bear although Riano keeps he hasn't actually completed any missions yet whatsoever in fact he hasn't even tried to defeat the final boss so you know we should actually try out what happens if Rihanna Kives were to meet the final boss of Skyrim I mean surely it can't be too difficult right ladies and gentlemen oh wait some wolves and a one and A two and are both heated well that's a bit silly actually not I have an idea oh I have a very good idea what if we fight the final boss and we use paralysis on them using a standard boring iron mace and a potion of paralysis to last 24,000 seconds I want to give this a try only then could we finish Skyrim properly and you know what last time when we did sky with guns we summoned the final dragon but really there's an enemy more powerful than that the ebony warrior the most mighty warrior in the entirety of Skyrim and today we're going to be defeating him using a mace with paralysis and then probably a couple of forks I'm guessing it seems like a good idea so let's summon in the ebony warrior oh here it is hello there evany warrior so as you can see he's actually pretty powerful because he himself just hit me there look at that he did over a hundred damage this is the most damage Riano Kives has ever received my goodness no just you reow Loki's about the map is a busy man oh come on get back up Rianna Kives it's pretty cold okay he just lost his footing on the floor yeah look at hit this the ebony Warrior is mental we try and hit him with this lovely iron mace we do almost nothing to him absolutely nothing and look at him he's draining our health constantly we're down to only 11,000 health so I'm gonna have to call upon a little bit of magic here and apply the potion of paralysis to our iron mace and hit he resisted the potion of paralysis what is this right apply it again go seriously he's resistant to paralysis you told me Todd Howard detected that someone might try and choose the game this way oh well Todd Howard didn't prepare for the iron sword of drain 17 million health and whoa BAM oh we drained his health and again go again we did it ah the most epic fight of Skyrim defeated by just a me absolute melon fantastic so there we go that was us defeating one ebony war what if we dialed it up just a little bit what if there was suddenly five ebony warriors right go Rihanna keeps go oh my goodness oh he got thrown he got absolutely thrown Ron Oh Kives get up this is no time to be standing around they might actually best you here please reorder keeps please go wait rihanna where are your weapons but certainly you managed to drop one of your swords no no Rihanna No fight them Rihanna fight them there we go they're down to just two and finish the last one Rihanna oh yes oh what's a hero he did it and to think all it took was an entire sword a wooden sword whereas I wouldn't so here it is the sole bucket for we can leave the sole bucket behind now would have been devastating my goodness oh there we have it ladies and gentlemen a field of ebony warriors which we have managed to defeat for and these are this is not easy foes remember this is completely on modded Skyrim ladies and gentlemen you can do this at home you can sit down relax grab a cup of tea load up your own Riano caves and away you go my goodness what an absolute gem ladies and gentlemen I mostly just wanted to make this video here today ladies and gentlemen say thank you all for the absolutely majestic response we had for the last Skyrim video I mean to even be a place where the channel is at 500,000 subscribers is blown me away we only hit a hundred thousand in January we've only been on YouTube for just under three years now and it has been absolutely incredible journey so to each and every one of you watching at home thank you very much I tip my hat to all of you you all fantastic majestic sausages thank you very much the Queen is proud I am proud but most importantly Riano keith's is happy so thank you very much for watching today ladies and gentlemen who knows where Rihanna keeps might go in the future we might see him again we might not you decide ladies and gentlemen and finally I put the idea for the next video up to you ladies and gentlemen in the comment section would you I would like to see fallows in Skyrim a civilization 6 exploit or a wonderful solaris exploit the choice is yours go down into the comment section have a vote or hey you might even have a new idea for a video or an exploit that you'd like to send me my email is always open and run further ado ladies and gentlemen I'll see all of you in the next one it has been a naps pleasure having you here Rhian O'Keefe says goodbye for now as always an absolutely majestic thank you to each and every one of these fantastic patrons who you see on screen now each and every one of them are pledging a monthly amount to improve the production quality of all of these videos and to make sure that myself might have to have a very nice and stable income books who knows where YouTube might end up in the future so to all of you thank you very much and if you're wondering what video to watch next then look no further than this one on screen now it's been hand chosen by myself to suit you perfectly if you've enjoyed this video and hey if you want to know when the next video is coming out you can hear notification button Yushu may or may not remind you who knows but hey majestic things happen and as always ladies and gentlemen I'll see all of you in the next one good bye for now go refill your cup of tea Dave come on Dave you're letting the side down you're letting all the Dave's down but most importantly you're letting yourself down I'll see all of you in the next one goodbye

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Views: 1,696,227

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Length: 26min 36sec (1596 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 21 2019