BECOMING GOD IN SKYRIM WITH INFINITE MONEY - Skyrim Is Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

do to do oh look i'm actually still alive guys oh my goodness hello there ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to the fantastical world of skyrim special edition and today we're going to be going on a fantastical adventure in creating the wealthiest character alive as you see there are many ways of making money in skyrim there are ways to exploit the vendors there are ways to find hidden chests but my personal favorite is to create a crime fighting detective who has the ability to become the wealthiest individual the elder scrolls series has ever seen and that's exactly what we're going to do today ladies and gentlemen powered by the refreshing taste of yorkshire tea gold we're going to stumble away into a massive pile of gold oh it's going to be fantastic most importantly we're going to have all of you join us for the journey as we're about to create a brand new character whose one aim in life is to become the richest sausage alive and that's just exactly what we're going to have him do so make sure you sat back relaxed with a nice warm cup of tea in hand and most importantly if you're feeling especially fantastic you might have even liked this video now let's jump into the game oh it's a brand new game i feel like this must be my 500th time starting a new game of skyrim and i love it every time you play skyrim you always get something new one new bug or broken questline to really spice up the experience so it begins ladies and gentlemen skyrim what a lovely game it's actually quite old now but that still doesn't stop its replayability from being absolutely fantastic the graphics from being very enjoyable and the entire world design being just exactly what you'd want from this kind of game i'm sure as you know this game was created by todd howard the most legendary game designer of all time well behind all those other legendary game designers who he keeps losing all the awards to uh who are you we need to make our character fantastic this is our lovely first start and we're going to be able to build the fantastical todd howard himself because that's right today ladies and gentlemen in order to make the richest man in skyrim we need to start with the person who became the richest man because of skyrim and that would be todd howard a man with an estimated net worth of 10 million dollars who once famously said the game developers should stop worrying about what platforms they put their game on because at the end of the day if all developers aimed for the largest platform everyone would be making board games because there's a lot of tables what an incredibly smart and individual man who then went on to port scom onto physically every single device in existence including a samsung smart fridge so yes let's make the actual wealthiest man in the skyrim universe okay i've spent probably the last half an hour looking at about 47 different reference images of todd howard and i've created this now of course most of you might look at this and think okay that's not todd howard but the keen artist amongst you will just deep down know that emotionally and physically what we have in front of us today is todd howard i mean he's beautiful he's got his eyes he's got his nose he's got his chin but they never added in his hair otherwise this is almost perfectly my skyrim representation of todd howard let's finish and name our character welcome into the world of creation todd howard you are going to be one beautiful and rich sausage oh it's perfect ladies and gentlemen i've just received an offer from todd howard that's right he just phoned me up personally and said oh my goodness the first 8 000 people who like this video will receive their very own horse armor that's right your very own gold piece of horse armor will be packaged and sent to your front door if you like this video my goodness todd howard what an incredible offer you've given the lovely ladies and gentlemen watching finally they'll get their money's worth for that dlc they bought all those years ago forget the list he goes to the block oh i mean this imperial captain has to die imagine actually designating todd howard to die in your game everyone knows it's physically impossible for todd howard to die in skyrim as he is skyrim in the same way that when you look inside of humans you get dna when you look inside of skyrim everything is built by many microorganisms all with todd howard's face and there we go we're going to get designated to be the next person to die but it matters little because we're going to get deus ex machina out of this situation because little did you know but todd howe designed this opening so that when i would play this game in about seven years after release and play as todd howard we'd have a way out of this situation if it wasn't for me playing this game right now with this character that dragon would never have arrived and the main character would be dead you see todd howard made this game to be a wonderland for himself like the omniscient benevolent god that he is all right let's get on out of here we've done a fantastic job now it's time for us to make our escape oh my god i just got yeeted by a dragon shout right at the start of the game oh todd howard is not happy by that we'll have to murder this dragon oh my god i'm just getting heated everywhere god todd howard's spending more time with his face on the floor than anywhere else what's that bad okay oh no he is not looking okay at all what a tragedy right onwards let's go now who do we side with the stormcloaks or imperials or apparently neither because the event hasn't triggered oh we haven't even done the tutorial yet the game's already buggered oh brilliant right let me run over the triggering point there we go fantastic perfectly balanced game still working still working oh my god look at this what a beautiful game right naturally we're going to side with the imperials because it just makes perfect sense right hadvar you're right let's keep moving what a great idea take off my bindings ah now i can look around aren't i beautiful specimen certainly not quite as bulky as you had though but my goodness i am an attractive sausage let's get some clothes on and some weapons oh no just look at this with all of the equipment on we look absolutely intimidating and terrifying onwards with our adventure let's go hadvar we've got some money to make right i'll see you on the other side of this tutorial because i'm pretty sure you know exactly what comes next a stab a stab a stab ah the combat it never ceases to amaze me oh yeah you go handva good job i'll be back in a bit once i've escaped this tutorial zone i do not want to look at mods todd howard fun fact about the mods in this game technically as todd howard made skyrim he also made every single mod in skyrim now of course those mod developers out there will be saying to themselves no but i made my mod for skyrim i made the mod which adds guns to the game no you didn't todd howard made that mod when he incepted the idea into your mind whilst you were sleeping that's right todd howard has made every single mod in skyrim you own nothing and he owns everything just the way he intended it now of course as you can guess i love meta gaming skyrim and so in that lovely room in the tutorial area where you see that bear sat over there well it's not going to ever aggro on you but it's a living creature meaning you can sneak past it and whilst you sneak past it the developers thought it'd be a great idea that you could generate experience the only issue is that left open the possibility that players like me would be able just to walk themselves up to a corner like this and press the auto run key of c and just run into a wall and whilst we do this we'll be generating experience in the sneak category i've already leveled up a couple of times and guess what we're going to level up again just by running into this wall ah there we go sneak level 17. i'm actually gonna go afk make myself a couple of cups of tea and come back and hopefully we'll have a nice little bit of upgraded sneak ah it really is that easy ladies and gentlemen uh welcome back ladies and gentlemen progress has been fantastic we've now become level seven we now have 47 points into sneak just from running against that wall i've made a nice few cups of tea whilst we've been doing that so it's actually been a lovely time for me now last time here i'm also going to boost up my lovely one-handed damage just a little bit more and now i think it's time for us to go fight this bear that we've been trying to hide from for so long a whoosh whoosh whoosh and a oh nice animation oh todd very good high quality now todd loves money so of course we'll be taking the bear pelt off of the bear that's 50 gold right there hadvar that's a huge amount of money we love money don't we had far don't you just feel the burn of loving money ah it's perfect all right how'd we go hadvar we've completed the tutorial what a glorious adventure it's been freedom awaits most importantly we did the tutorial without experiencing any major bugs well excluding all of the major bugs we actually did run into but remember they're not actually bugs they're just gameplay features now of course todd what do we say to all of those people that say the bugs aren't just features and that your game's actually broken well spiff we tell them that the game just works oh why did i decide that to be the voice of todd howard oh god my throat is going to murder me all right todd let's go make some money yes beef i love money oh todd you never cease to amaze me all right now in terms of actually where we need to go on our adventure it's relatively simple we're going to run our way all the way over to riverwood and then we'll want to run our wave to whiterun and then immediately hop on a horse and cart because we don't actually want to stay here nope there's no need for us to do that and there it is the lovely little village of riverwood a place of truly incredible game design and choices that's right todd howard invented choice and morality inside of video games todd decided to make such a game breaking system where you could choose to be a good person or literally the devil himself that's right because in almost every interaction you have a choice do you choose to help people and do the right thing or do you choose to steal a fork and then get chased across the entirety of the map by a larger military than the entirety of the stormcloak rebellion the choice is yours ladies and gentlemen for this is a truly advanced and in-depth morality simulator as much i'd love to join alvaro and hadvar and their lovely journey together to talk about dragons and so on and the dangers to skyrim we're going to do none of that instead we're going to run all the way to whiterun because we have an important mission that mission is money ah there it is the white run stables the place where we're aiming for all we have to do is cross the map and watch a giant get murdered and then we can hop in a wagon and finally be free to start our own adventure right here we are perfect we've made it to the lovely stables yolum i'd love to hire your carriage where do i want to go well i'd love to go to the wonderful you guessed it ladies and gentlemen it's windhelm that's right we're going to windham oh what a lovely adventure it's going to be and welcome to the city of windhelm now you might notice it's cold it's desolate and honestly why enough would anyone like to live here and it might be very easy to mistake this place for scotland but actually no this is an entirely new creation inspired by scotland handcrafted by todd howard himself now what we're going to do is enter windhelm now luckily windhelm is currently in the process of having a major tragedy happen and that tragedy is that there's a mass murderer running around and know before you start thinking about it it's not actually me and so what that means is we need to work out who's doing these murders so that we can stop them and then murder them now in order to start off this mission we're going to speak to captain lonely girl and ask him about the murders and he's going to tell us that there's a killer on the loose in windhelm who's killed three people so far my goodness that's a whole bunch and he's only attacking young ladies oh now this is very interesting sounds like we have a mission welcome back ladies and gentlemen we find ourselves in windhelm now i had to run back and forth multiple times and reload and fast travel a whole bunch just to get this quest to work because this is one of the buggiest quests to initiate ever but yes welcome this is of course the quest line which is called blood on the ice a quest where there's been a terrible murder and the windhelm guards want to hire us to find out who did it all right there we go we've started the quest blood on thin ice all we have to do is question the witnesses it's brilliant we're basically a detective oh and interesting we get to pickpocket her body and take everything lovely stuff i'll be taking all of these gems i mean it's just money and it's hardly like you're going to be using it oh look i'm actually still alive guys oh my goodness right that's fine let's talk to the guard now we need to go convince someone that we're a smart pick to go and actually solve this murder i mean just look at us doesn't this look like the eyes of someone who is a murderer and so consequently could easily find a murderer all right now let's go examine the crime scene now that we've been told we're 100 allowed to go and try and find this murderer right now let's examine the crime scene looks like we got ourselves a whole bunch of blood right now i'm a smart person and i know that a trail of blood is often a sign that a murder has taken place so it's blood this direction and it continues up these steps okay very interesting there's a trail of blood going all the way over here oh wow this is just nice and easy you made it really difficult todd didn't you and the blood leads into this house here who could have guessed that's a master lock so we have no chance of opening this bad boy so we're going to have to find another way to gain access first let's go dissect this body god i love this character have you noticed anything strange about the body well she's dead god how good you're the best joking person around right so now that we've discovered there is nothing interesting about the body it's time for us to try and gain access to this house how do i get into it and we've been told to talk to toby to get the key but of course tovary sat inside of this house so we can't gain access to it so i'll try and ask jordan for some assistance oh perfect here's the mother she has the key hello topher i have some questions about your daughter i think i've discovered some murdering and there we go we've got ourselves the key lovely oh it really is easy solving murders well done todd howard all right ladies and gentlemen let's look for clues in this funky looking house we can investigate the pots and pans you can investigate a bloody chest we can see uh two lovely little journals we can discover for clues and we can discover that this wardrobe is actually nailed to a wall and we can open up a false back panel oh my lord it's a bucket of nuggets lots of tasty giblets and stuff wow in a creepy altar brilliant looks like someone's trying to use these body parts for a gruesome end let's read the journal oh and there we go underneath these letters here in the corner we have ourselves a strange amulet oh or would you just look at this now this is what we've been searching for hello there strange amulet we're gonna take you now this strange amulet is actually very unique item because not only is it worth a decent amount of money because it has a value of a thousand there's also a little bit more to it it's an infinitely duplicating item which makes it very very fancy and we're going to report on all of the lovely news and we've got this really awesome strange amulet so why wouldn't we report it actually can we put this amulet on oh yes we can look at how cool todd howard looks i mean it doesn't actually fit through the clothing but it doesn't matter oh yes and of course duoliff refers me to calixto at the house of curiosities as he'll probably give me a bit of gold for the amulet that's awesome and incredible lovely basically we're going to be able to sell this item to the owner of the curiosity shop mostly because the owner is absolutely bloody insane i imagine welcome back ladies and gentlemen where on earth am i well i'm back in windhelm now i was going to sell that amulet for 500 gold but it actually doesn't make sense for me to do it yet no instead we need to level up todd howard you see todd howard needs to have two very important skills one is sneak because as we all know todd is very good at sneaking his game onto every single platform in existence and the other skill we need to level todd howard up in is pickpocketing that's right you see todd is actually an expert in pickpocketing i mean i think he started getting into it when he added the horse armor dlc to oblivion yes that was probably his first and greatest attempt at pickpocketing so now we're going to need to train him a bit but luckily we can actually use a few exploits to train pickpocketing rather easily now we're going to speak to cylda here we'll basically pay 200 gold to upgrade our pickpocketing ability so we're going to be trained twice and actually get ourselves up to level 17 in pickpocketing and we've just handed over 410 gold so what we're then going to do is just crouch on down try and get around behind her and actually go into the level up section and we're going to upgrade our first level of pickpocketing to light fingers and then we're going to upgrade our stealth as many times as we can just to make ourselves additionally hard to detect and now when we crouch down here beyond that skyrim guard we are now hidden perfect there we go and now that we're hidden we can actually go up to her and we have a chance to steal back our gold a 31 chance to get back all of the gold we had which is probably quite a good idea so what i'm going to do is drop down myself a quick save and attempt to pickpocket this gold oh and beans it didn't work so what we do is we reload the quick save open up the pocket and try and steal it and that didn't work so we go again now this effectively allows us to double level up our pickpocketing the pickboxing is actually terrifyingly easy skill to level up for several key reasons the difficulty of pickpocketing is based mostly from the weight of an object which means that it's easy to steal things like gems and gems have high value and the value of the item you steal is what determines the experience you get from it stealing 411 gold coins at a weight of zero basically means that we're stealing a value of 411 which is a decent amount to level up our sneak on anyway we're gonna try and steal it and let's go again and one day we'll get our little dice roll and there we go fantastic we've grabbed the gold and our pickpocketing is increased to 20. and now that it's increased to 20 we can speak to silda we can actually pay to have our pickpocketing skills increased again now it's actually smart to not give her too much gold because the less gold you give her the easier it is to steal back off of her so i've given her 210 gold and now if i was to pickpocket i have a 46 chance of doing so even whilst detected so i'm going to drop down a quick save hide here pick pocketer now and we have a 71 chance of getting all our gold back perfect and that's leveled up our pickpocketing to 23. we then stand up talk to her get her to train us in pickpocketing then hand over another 280 gold which of course we're then going to just steal straight back from her thank you very much zilda and then once again we're just going to steal it back glorious there's another level up then we can speak to silda and we can hand over our gold once again to level up lovely stuff now we've managed to basically level ourselves up a few times but leveling up off of silde is actually a bit of a challenge it's easier to just simply steal off of other random people these garnets are perfect they're valued at hundreds and they're definitely worth it 69 chance to steal let's give it a go and we're bam that's massively leveled me up perfect i mean we started on level 15 pickpocketing and we're ready just under 30. is genuinely how easy it is to level up pickpocketing it's ridiculously easy now we can just run around this man drop down a crouch walk up behind him and pickpocket something of value oh an amethyst that will do lovely well bam thank you very much that's an immediate level up and i'll even take his gold as well and a gold necklace with 120 all beans he discovered that one now the thing is when you're not detected it's exceedingly easy to steal these items so look at this value hundred and twenty ninety percent chance to steal were bad how on earth did i get detected ten percent chug captain lonely gail my friend please all right let's go again steal that amethyst there we go we level up then still this ring of resist magic it doesn't have much weight but it has immense value so of course we're going to try and steal it and that's another immediate level up right on the spot in fact i'm pretty sure we went up two levels and then there's a golden necklace here so we'll steal that as well and look at that we're now level 33 in pickpocketing and we have all of these items to sell oh and here's nils lovely we'll drop ourselves down another quick save steal this amethyst out from his pocket along with this silver garnet ring oh don't mind if i do that's a level up oh my goodness just running around windhelm is enough to just steal a million items which have great value this is perfect let's level ourselves up a little bit more for soda here we go now we've hit level nine now i want to get my money back sorry silda there we go we're bam we're now up to level 14 pickpocketing which is exactly where i want to be because that means i can invest yet another point into light fingers meaning i can pickpocket things a little bit easier now the fun thing about pickpocketing is that there are a few ways to really really really boosts your stats in pickpocketing very quickly and what we're about to do is actually one of the best ways to aggressively speed your way up the pickpocketing tree my other favorite way to choose the pickpocketing system is to start the dark brotherhood quest and they'll put you in basically a room where you have three people and you have to kill one of them but you can place items on their body from your inventory and then go back into their inventory and pickpocket it off of them but because they're blindfolded and on the ground you have 100 chance of succeeding and they can't fight back so you can just gain infinite pickpocketing levels now what we're going to do with our lovely strange amulet is go to kalixto over here because he's going to be willing to buy it off of us so we're going to sell it to him he tells us a whole bunch of rubbish about how it's probably from the court mage although we know that it's actually not and we're going to sell it to catalyst for 500 gold he's gonna absolutely love it and it's a splendid addition to his collection there we go so we'd lose the strange amulet we get 500 gold and the amulet goes inside his inventory then what we're going to do is we're going to drop down ourselves a save file now that we've traded it to him and we're going to pickpocket things off of him now we want to try and pickpocket the strange amulet although we only have a 36 chance to steal it so in order to improve our chances we're going to steal this ring of stamina which will boost up our chance to 37 then this gold ring which will boost it up to 38 and then this garnet and this uh this gold and oh no we can't boost any further very well let's run our chances 38 chance to steal let's go and it worked and that's boosted our pickpocketing right the way up to 45 lovely anyway now that we've pickpocketed it off of him what we can do is do something quite creative we can go to him and say hey about that amulet and he says hey have you decided to sell it yet and i say hey yeah you have yourself a deal and so he once again takes the amulet out of my inventory and gives us 500 gold anyway we've dropped down ourselves a quick save and we're going to try and steal this amulet now with a 41 chance to succeed because we've leveled up from stealing this amulet so we try it again and we're banned we'd level up to 48. would you look at that that's just perfect there we go we've even gone up a level then what we're going to do once again come around the corner and sell the amulet back to him every time we do this we get 500 gold now there are lots of ways to get lots of money from the ai but this is by far the easiest and also one of the most profitable because it also trains up your levels things like say the khajiit trading exploits where you can steal the gold from traders inventories are brilliant but traders don't have an infinite source of gold you have to reset them to get gold back into their inventory and even then they don't have much gold kalixto over here however probably has never bought a single dlc in his life and so consequently has infinite gold to spend and he will spend it on this strange amulet there is no limit to the amount of gold he has and there's also no limit to the amount of levels we can gain from stealing his amulek back off of him and there we go we'll sell it yet again and there we go another 500 gold if we check our inventory up to 2600 gold and now we have a 47 chance to steal this amulet every time we do it oh no he saw us that time so what you say is i'd rather die than go to prison and then just reload your quick save it's a 50 50 chance so it's not that bad and we're bam there we go pickpocketing increased to level 54 and we're actually up to level 12 now goodness oh my goodness our pickpocketing's level 54. this is okay quite high indeed now go once again strange amulet removed dropped it down we're hidden in this corner and we can steal it with a 50 chance of success lovely well bam and then we level up to 56 so we got basically two levels every time we steal this amulet and we get five gold this is just quite simply unfair i feel like maybe he has i don't know some kind of short-term memory issue considering we keep selling him this amulet he keeps giving us 500 gold then we just take it out of his pocket stand up from behind him and go hey um i found this amulet would you like to buy it off me he's like this will make a splendid addition to my collection yes 500 gold oh goodness okay let's get that strange amulet off of him and there we go we've hit level 60 perfect now he has asked us to leave so that's exactly what we're going to do but most importantly we've left with the amulet still in our inventory so we can go back whenever we like in order to get infinite gold there we go he's even going to invite us and the thing is we can give it back to him at any time when he's out and about we can sell him the amulets which is absolutely fantastic we're going to level up our pickpocketing just a little bit more and now our abilities to pickpocket are just going to be insane welcome back ladies and gentlemen uh todd howard is looking brilliant he might not look you know necessarily in the tip top form of peak human appearances but actually no this is what peak performance looks like and if you can't comprehend it then well that's your problem anyway some time has passed uh several days in fact where i've been grinding up money making and lo and behold ladies and gentlemen we now have money how much money well we now have just under 30 000 gold because it's actually not that difficult to trade the item back and forth and at the same time our pickpocketing it's almost at 92. it's insane we're level 18 now just from doing all the pickpocketing stuff which is brilliant it basically means we can pickpocket just about anything but you might consider putting on something anything come on todd howard doesn't need to wear clothes i'm beautiful aren't i yes todd you're very beautiful majestic in fact the most attractive person alive good yes you can have early access to skyrim too and you know what ladies and gentlemen i'm afraid that's technically all we have in store for today we've generated an infinite quantity of wealth and made todd howard the richest person in the world and so good at making money he can just pick the pockets of anyone what's that your grandmother gave you 30 pounds for your birthday well congratulations todd howard has a brand new dlc experience for you and trust me you're going to love it yes you will love it it's everything you love about skyrim but more we've added in 40 new dungeons which look identical and branching dialogue options you love branching dialogue options don't you yes todd i'm sure timmy's going to love the branching dialogue options i'm afraid that's where we end today's journey into skyrim although i wouldn't actually like to say goodbye to todd howard i feel like there's more to him there's more adventures which need to be had and more things that need to be discovered and so i'd like to ask you the lovely ladies and gentlemen at home what you'd like to see next from todd howard i mean of course he has to be going into games of generating infinite money but it's which of todd howard's games you'd like to see him generate infinite money in do you a want to see him generate infinite money in morrowind what about b do you want to see him do it in oblivion or c maybe even fallout 4 what even about d fallout 4 new vegas oh my goodness the list goes on it's almost like these games are slightly broken and full of exploits todd no no they're deliberate it's so that i can make infinite money of course it is todd of course that makes perfect sense anyway i hope that you've all enjoyed watching and if you have them feel free to give this video a like because it does massively help us out and hey if you're new here do consider subscribing and joining our community even if you've seen a million of my videos before but just haven't pressed the button yet now is a perfect time for you to do so i'd absolutely love to have you on board for our fantastic adventures and just seriously thank you very much for being here you guys give my job purpose so thank you very much for watching ladies and gentlemen and as always a massive thank you to each and every one of my patrons who make these fantastic videos all the more possible seriously thank you very much we've got some fun new rewards coming your direction so if you're a patron keep yourself posted on what's happening anyway if you sat there wondering what video you'd like to watch next and you have a hand cream for yet another cup of tea then guess what i've got these two videos here which will be absolutely perfect for you to watch trust me if you enjoyed this you're gonna love those anyway i've been the spiffing brit ladies and gentlemen and i'll be seeing each and every one of you in the next one have an absolutely lovely day and good bye for now the adventures of todd howard have sadly come to a temporary end

Channel: The Spiffing Brit

Views: 977,390

Rating: 4.9501295 out of 5

Keywords: Spiffing, Brit, perfectly balanced game, skyrim exploit, becoming god, becoming god in skyrim, SKYRIM WITH INFINITE MONEY, infinite money, skyrim god, skyrim pefrectly balanced game, god mode, skyrim money exploit, money exploit, money glitch, fable, elder scrolls, elder scrolls 6, ESVI, todd howard, spiffing brit, Skyrim Special Edition, can you beat, skyrim challenge, funny, montage, exploit, video game exploit, rpg exploit, rpg, funny moments, game break, game exploit

Id: J4EXeVDE248

Length: 27min 33sec (1653 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 23 2020