Seniors Needs to be STOPPED!

we've done adults decide teenagers decide what else have we done millennials decide millennials and they've all failed miserably can seniors pull through kane oh i i'm excited for this one because i have a lot of hope i'm all about some wholesome stuff and there's nothing more wholesome than some old people arguing about don't make money don't look at the dislike part stop video no legs gang merch now's your last chance to get the limited edition of the no legs gang pewdiepie exterior merch people are real mad about it i don't care i wear it anyway with pride we also got this sick figurine look at the damn look at the details of that thing huh you want this they don't make figurines like these anymore that's actually sick i never seen it so up close before what do you say shake on it done deal check the link in the description for real it's a really cool collab support me support one of the greatest indie games of all time and if you get one of these bad boys shake on it you also get 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and there will be people representing other charities and i'm the only one and everybody else has a personal reason i apologize wait they vote they voted out the charity guy right away on the chair every time they vote at the charity guys the video just started he's already on the chair okay i think this is a little snippet of what's to come coming out but i'm not stepping out because i believe in this oh seniors there's no hope is it [Music] there's nothing sadder to me than like bitter old people because it's like [ __ ] you failed your entire life and you got no time left bro maybe they're just bitter maybe maybe they're better because they're just so successful and tired of all these youngins that they can't pay their rent you know okay yeah that's right yeah this poor [ __ ] millennial said argue about a thousand dollars how could they do you guys know each other no no no we don't what do you guys all have in common we're seniors yes who here is the oldest 73. anybody got him beat 87 oh oh yeah who's the youngest so you can still flex about your age when you're old that's good to know well i'm 87. i hear when you get older like you start to like regress right you kind of like go back in life so back to that stage like oh yeah well i'm older than you i can also run faster than you my grandma does that and it's really sweet actually she's like all these other old people they're so slow i'm so fat really like dang grandma get him yeah i'm like yeah hell yeah it's kind of sweet i don't know probably me i'm 41. oh really sure come on you guys all have to decide who leaves with a thousand dollars there's gonna be four rounds where you will get a chance to eliminate one person when we're down to the final three people those three people have to decide on one person to leave with a thousand or they can just split it magically and even though it's against the rules say that every single time it's never going to happen except for that last time when it did happen at the end hang on yeah they can't just change their rules i don't believe anything you're gonna pay one person and it's gonna be a direct deposit so you'd have to trust that person that you don't know will probably never see again is gonna send you your money oh okay i'm gonna play the game when i start the first round find out about each other what do you mean how else would you do this just sit still like no girl i don't want to know you i don't even want to know you give me a thousand dollars i don't want to hit anybody i'll pay you a thousand dollars not to tell me about you i had a child pass away last year and i never got a chance to grieve it i would just love to go somewhere and scream at the top of my lungs where would you go arizona who's next we got 15 minutes that's you okay i want a thousand dollars to do a program that i'm working on to house the homeless i'm on disability i live on 12 000 a year i would love to win a thousand dollars because my dog bit up my bottom teeth i don't know what i can't eat the foods i love like peanuts and cashews and all that watch them just say just chew from the sides just just have your just have your grandkids come over and chew it for you it's easy okay get a blender really yeah you gotta blend their [ __ ] oh man i feel bad for that okay fair that's a fair cause i mean he just wants some teeth in my mouth twelve thousand dollars a year she lives up there yeah he has done disability a thousand dollars a month look i'm waiting for one of these old dudes to be like oh you're on disability yeah your charity were you they were just giving you money i'd put a down payment on some new appliances my name is 12. she needs what appliances mm-hmm some nearby sure get a fridge i mean there's some sick fridges like have you seen the one with a double layer you press a button and then it open it's a different fridge what yeah oh ken did you watch my invention video i assume you didn't let me show you the most amazing [ __ ] you've ever seen in your life i gotta show you is this one in 480p no shut up i mean yes they are all uh it was intentional of course i was looking up inventions of uh how can our future be better right okay this is what i found you can look the fridge that comes to you oh my god get that science have solved pain it's all done look dude but can this refrigerator go to the grocery store for me that's why i need to know oh oh man dude if i ever go on these shows i'm just going to say hey there's this fridge from panasonic and it [ __ ] moves you know watching netflix you know when you're like your 500th first episode of one piece hey fridge april give me a mountain dew then it's like dude i barely have anything in me i'm so small sorry and then you have to get up and go the store anyway that's cool though i think it's pretty neat it don't ruin my hope and dreams it needs to be like a full-size fridge i mean like a giant fridge that comes out i'm sure they can figure out the giant fridge but it's probably a safety issue with falling over and crushing that's not gonna say you're like still the cat's like bring me a bring me your beard it comes in just like falls on you imagine that going off a light or something what a terrible idea but i love it i love it so much i can't wait for the future i hope she gets that with a thousand dollars back door was kicked in there was a guy knocking on the front door and i said i'm not going to answer it because i know he's going to sell me something there was another guy at the back door that started knocking and i walked around the kitchen and bam he kicked my door in so i ran after him what was that story that there was a guy knocking on her front door and she went answer it because it was a salesman then some other dude knocked on her back door kicked it in and then ran no she chased him out she's like putting my back door i think what are you actually doing the first time well i'm deanna and i could mimic many of these stories um you can't just throw that in there i could take all of these stories all of them applies to me as well except for the dentures that one's a little weird i can't do the denture one i can apply the dog abiding what a way to start is take some time for me having my first child at 15 and having my first grandchild when my sixth daughter came into play i haven't been able to be alone and do me and be me my name is al i live that's the most vague thing i've ever heard she comes up so like aggressive she's like i could you know i could say all this crap they're saying buying refrigerators and teeth and i just need some me time and a thousand dollars i just need some me time with me and my thousand dollars just sitting and chilling man come on just let's get it right baby manor that's a retirement community and i thought i was going to be here to make a pitch for a charity rather than for individuals so i'm going to vote myself off because i'm the outlier here but i want to explain why what and that is that bayview has a foundation whose purpose is to make sure nobody has to leave because they run out of money so what i was going to ask for was a thousand dollars to be a matching grant because we're going out for a fundraiser but i don't want to compete with personal problems because they're very powerful so good luck to you all and i don't want to be in a position of society who's getting this money so i'm voting myself off but but in the past people have played the game and for charity but i don't understand why are the people that are here for charity well at least the last two times been like probably the best person that actually should have kept the money looking like the most sensible people like you got girl down here in the middle that's just like i screw everybody and then this dude's like hey i feel bad now uh i thought this here for a different reason right yeah yeah i don't know this charity is for people in need but i mean i guess everyone here sees themselves as a charity case so i'm gonna go sit down at least they didn't vote him off like we thought what a silence yes no they just do you hear them whimper out of no in between them to stay thank you very much oh wow do you want to convince him to stay play the game you know everyone had their pitch the other guy's for charity too you come over here and sit on the couch right here you can say whatever you want the round is over somebody eliminated themselves how do you guys feel about that didn't expect it at all i thought i was going to come here and there will be people representing other charities and i'm the only one and everybody else has a personal reason but yeah i'm here to promote a program for homelessness that doesn't exist i applied for but i'm not stepping out because i believe in this but he's personally involved in doing it which is a much different from where i am i didn't start it and it didn't go on without me yours can't go on without you so what i want to do is a permanent house that the taxpayers have to pay for that is a little more expensive than a tent where you can lock your stuff up and you can be safe and instead of the state spending five hundred thousand dollars for every homeless person they spend much less than that doesn't seem like a bad idea at least i don't know yeah just uh trying to save a little bit of money as an engineer you know throw that in there doing taxes so you know you know they're already like my taxes okay and i do project management and that kind of things and i think i can do it personally i feel that that would be just a black hole as a taxpayer i see a lot you were right you were right just a nip i think donating that would be a more positive thing than trying to create something new it would be better for you to just give away the money to a charity instead of trying to do something good with it yourself yeah what i don't know if this is a thing like where i where i live there's a lot of really old people that just like really hate paying taxes and the thought of somebody that is in need getting help with their tax money i don't know what the problem is like they would get the money they'll be like oh my god they're on disability they just don't want to work and they just want to get my money back i'm just like all right dude but i don't know if that's something else where your taxes go to the people in need are very small percentage of that all right especially in america it's like oh god damn we gotta keep that military budget up yeah yeah have you looked at the tax payer budget for like a second and have you looked realized that projecting have you looked at our government spending budget probably not because i don't think it exists [Laughter] over here oh boy yeah can we not play it this way what do you want to do what do you mean she's so pessimistic she's so mad but like has nothing to offer to the conversation [Laughter] that'd be down or in the middle should we all talk about our experience now no should the charity guy stay no no because honestly i i could pick every one of these and say i've gone through it and so i need it for that but you know and then those some of those things bring up other things and it makes the game not a game anymore so if we're going to play a game let's play a game yeah we're going to play rock paper scissors i mean what are we going to do i hear two people saying i need space for me i'm also hearing i need teeth and on the spectrum here teeth seem to be the most fundamental yeah i agree so we could go that way who needs it the most is personal space the most important thing for your sanity yeah it may be i'm not trying to yeah but let's talk about that when you spend 50 60 years taking care of everybody else personal space having some time for you is very important absolutely before you lose in your mind i i don't get the personal space thing i don't get it you can have personal space anywhere yeah you can like go walk to the park and just you know sit there it's obvious i'm not saying it's not important but i don't understand where you need money for it yeah yeah i started thinking that like we're kind of doing the same thing that they do like well you could just do this if you need personal space but i mean mental health is important but i imagine as you get older like you have more time alone because everyone moves into their own lives but maybe maybe not her situation i just think okay we're here to judge them that's you're right you're right you're right i i think the teeth lady makes more sense right so everyone's problems here like is very in comparison to the other ones very like minor things it feels like yeah i need i need a new appliances mine work but i need more someone kicked in my screen door hey don't don't you my dog ain't my teeth what she needs a robot all right i hope she wins safe it's never been so obvious that either the teeth lady or the charity guy shouldn't get the money share it again they're going to vote him out yeah that's true that's true okay what game do you have um that smile that that was kind of devilish fortnite let's get it let's get the dub he knew he had that ready guys everyone whip out your smartphone we're going to play snake or get the most apples you can think of a number whoever's closest to your number is out is that how you guys want to play it okay sure the one who's farthest from my number is out yes it's your game and the number is between what and why i'll put 150 and let me think of a special number 150. special number let's do such a grand dad let me think about a special number for you ken think of a number 39 i'm locking in 38. excuse me how dare you the number down so let's start with you i'm gonna get the money again 31 seven eight eight these are numbers between one and fifty i know forty-two can i just that is a that's no you you say forty-two spoken like an engineer it's [ __ ] like an engineer i mean you kind of reveal like hey these are all wrong and then the guy's like oh a high number then okay and the engineer is out got it this is incredible because the number i picked was the number of grandchildren i have which is nine oh that means you did you won the price is right oh my god that bull crap that they do eight seven i should win and i'm thinking you think i'm picking a number between one and ten i win but you don't win i can win i win i win no well you see here with the competition watch who gets the furthest away gets out no i win i win give me the money special give me the money now give everybody one get everybody off this couch i need a loan time get them off the couch right now i mean yeah did you think that was fair did i think it was fair absolutely i don't you agreed to do it right yeah what do you mean you can't go back and say people never learn anything you sound all they're saying millennials adults teenagers saviors it never ends it's the same [ __ ] all the [ __ ] time there's always somebody that says that like no i didn't think it was fair but it's usually the person that gets voted off that's mad about it yeah usually makes me lose hoping humanity can't i'm not going to hit that but she didn't think guest number was fair no because you hear that it's like an echo of all of these they're all the same yeah you think they're be a group with reason for once but there's always like one or maybe two people that are reasonable and the rest are just [ __ ] [ __ ] that's true i think it should be a little more personal than putting a number to guess okay well say that before then next time she's saying that because she's the one that has like a legit like need even though i'm pretty sure she has teeth in her mouth right now i'm looking at her like oh zoom in on that side that is definitely a bottom row of teeth right there unless her lips are just really shiny do an ai uh quality improvement in my video in hand and hands holy [ __ ] she has teeth she borrowed those from somebody yeah what's the deal huh why did no one say hey [ __ ] open your mouth what the [ __ ] are those [Music] if you think she's like take some out there's like like chewed dog marks all over them or something i'm like oh [ __ ] sorry that's [ __ ] up there are actually teeth marks in them teeth working your teeth oh my god you chewed on them didn't you i think it should be more personal no it's a gamer the game it's a gang again yeah we're here to have fun we're here to have fun says the most mopey most negative person in the group and i also can't side note she her blue sweater is like the most ik ish blue shade i've ever seen and it's really it's distracting me so she's definitely the real winner maybe i have a thing for old ladies that girl on the left is extra thick kaka you know what i'm saying i'm sorry mary i've been i've been refraining myself from saying anything but it was the first thing that i thought that i saw oh man she's a beautiful lady that is some thick ass thighs right there oh my god she's got that uh striped skirt as well like it really accentuates it yeah i'm more of an ikea blue sweater kind of guy but hey to each his own we can judge each other's personality we get you know it's kind of a knowing thing that's not a game i deserve it so there you go that's the game i deserve it more than you do so there's that game so let me have it let's go let's find out uh okay most daring thing oh and what does that help us with if you haven't done anything daring then you could but who chooses if it's daring and then yeah you could let them decide who see there we go okay so you deserve the money if you've lived like a hard life that's what they're saying that's interesting that's a different okay perspective that we haven't heard from the old people yeah let's get a wild story here all right and then let the two most that the boring white dudes on the couch mayonnaise is spicy i ran through a wheat field once naked backwards i think there was a politician in uk that said that they were like what's the wildest thing you've ever done she just said like i ran through a field of cows once wow it's like what the [ __ ] damn that's hard that's hard give her the thousand dollars i worked on the fishing boats in alaska for five seasons all right what have you done probably the most daring thing you make a ton of money doing that by the way yeah i should give the money to you then you clearly don't spend money well jumping out of an airplane um just last year i was i was thinking like you know she's like flying through the air and just the booty chicks just just clapping the whole way down the mental image get it out i don't really think anything daring i think my most daring thing was to give birth five times without any anesthesia scuba diving is one of the most daring things i think i've done are we voting off the most daring or the least error the least that really shows how much sense this makes because it's not even obvious what why they should get voted out right who's the most boring person all right get out did you scuba dive i don't know i was over 30 feet for sure which was kind of risky four of them were premeditated for themselves in that position and one of them was an impetuous sudden thing when the one that kicked the door down okay which one of us is leaving we've reached a conclusion here and daring is the way we interpreted your intent the daring is choosing to do something that was scary and oh no jason the guy who kicked in your back she's out back door lady out and thoughtful engagement of something daring okay are you okay with that or do you want to say anything else i i don't know what i can say maybe the guy had a gun and i shouldn't have done it i mean i'd be daring to chase someone out right that's a bit daring i would say that's more daring than scuba diving now you get to be on the fun couch sorry about that well you guys what's the matter with you that's kind of cute that's kind of wholesome they were all telling stories is your way you ladies can make a little room for me so i can sit down my back is starting to kill me who do you guys think will be the best final three who are going to be the most agreeable on one person me [Laughter] to me uh i guess it's just become a group thing now hasn't it yeah we're staying they've been on the couch together the whole time and you know they got the newcomer to the couch and now that girls can get out of the couch last on the couch leaves if you're on disability you can get your teeth replaced if they're older no because i already had dentures so they can't replace my teeth for the next three years and they started they started the picking apart it's all begin all of your reasons sunk okay she'll get some new teeth baby she's this lady this lady just told her and don't worry in three years you can get you some more teeth until then after you don't worry just you can pay this off in three years i don't understand why you need this money now really i mean there's no hardly ever you hardly ever use your teeth anyway decide who you're eliminating oh this is awkward i'm staying i'm staying and you and you and you y'all gotta decide what voter off jenna okay please jennifer jennifer yes there are other resources out [ __ ] chance dude bye jennifer pushed her off the couch yeah jennifer you dumb mitch okay get your leopard flower shirt out of here i can't believe this she's pushing her off yeah she's ready to [ __ ] put her off the couch get out of here and help you with your teeth okay so yeah she's just beating her up and saying yeah yeah yeah the two people that need a loan timer like yeah yeah you don't need teeth it's fine it's fine three years we got you bro alone time alone time [ __ ] alone time is sitting here laughing cute yeah i'm surprised you don't get a long time i don't want to be [ __ ] near you yeah she probably gets plenty i mean i don't understand yeah [ __ ] is it happening jennifer has to sit on the couch is that just oh she's not leaving it's a decision someone's not saying anything girl come on stick up we gotta go jennifer you go ahead and we're gonna all get your information because we all have action at resources that can help you oh hey they did the mentor thing that we know someone that can help you um yeah don't worry about it they're just going to refer to someone and it's going to be the exact same what they already been quoted i googled some dentists in your area and found it there you go here you go here there's a google maps you have a phone check it out they wouldn't even offer the disabled lady a c without her asking it's a shame all right she had that uh well how was that deciding they share the money and go on vacation oh this is a cute shot too you're getting this this is cute where are you gonna get a steal can you get a steve yeah did you think that was fair no because i need something they want to go on vacation i mean for once i agree with that do you think it's fair no i don't think that was fair they definitely just mob mentality off and then the girl on the right here she's freaking wants appliances you know so the other thing you want to buy is this ah i think it's about to get juicy because they're all going to try to like ikea blue they're going to try to get her off and she's going to be like oh it's all down for me you know this saying respect the elders yeah no no no after watching this nah nah i don't think so not anymore what the [ __ ] is this respect the elders they're much wiser oh oh okay oh dude really did you ever have like a thought when you're growing up about when you thought like adults knew what the hell was going on in the world and then when you got older you're like wow everyone's just an idiot it was all a [ __ ] lie nobody knows i bet my parents have no clue either what the hell is happening everyone's just pretending everyone's been pretending this whole time ah yes it's the biggest conspiracy that no one talks about is that adults don't know [ __ ] no one knows anything do you guys expect this to be the final three did you did anybody picture this i did no because i'm not in it yeah they weren't needy they were just wanting things you know she's real mad about it oh man yeah i like that what i need or what i want is is being placed so low i've done a lot come through a lot been through a lot going through a lot i could use to go live some life i don't think that's small i don't think that's my new i think it's important so i want to hear why each of the other two think the thousand dollars is important to you again i suggest this for the final round every time is everybody share the one person they would vote to have the thousand dollars if it's not them i don't like that you don't have to do that she's like anything dude she literally doesn't like anything but herself clearly she wants that a long time that's it justin because you and i share a lot of the same situations i've never really been alone yeah always had my kids and other family members to take care of and it's still going on you and i share that wait a minute i've still got kids to take care of us yeah i still got family i'm still taking care of people and i've never been but you know the one difference the one difference between them and i is that they've all got to do something somewhere i want to go scuba diving you are not going scuba diving thank god she called her out on that [ __ ] where were you going with that you know how i'm different you're not going scuba diving all right can you even swim oh like what is it i'm just checking baby yes all right so she can swim at least oh thank god i applied this girl i actually i hope she wins so much i will actually that would redeem this video but she played the fridge the lady on the left like she she did all this she said she went skydiving like last year like she's got people that are taking her to do things she doesn't need alone time she has people that are doing that for her so i don't know wait ken are you saying that everyone here is just talking a lot of [ __ ] and it doesn't what what anything that would make it easier for them to decide on the one person i don't want to belittle the need for personal space but a need for a refrigerator and appliances yes there's a real at skull i think the person i would have voted for sitting on the couch yeah yeah it's too late for for the need thing to be a choice anymore yeah the refrigerator too she's like oh yeah all right that's just their opinion what the [ __ ] does alone time mean dude what is that i i love alone time but i can get along time anywhere at any time i see so many memes you know the forever ever alone meme i think people are nothing but alone these days right i i'm so confused by it she she doesn't want to say that she want to go on a holiday because that doesn't sound as good right i know that i would love personally like i said it isn't a need for space i just i need a break i would like to grieve i don't i don't you know what i would like to grieve without having to support somebody i feel like i'm going to explode i just would like to go somewhere so i can get it out and scream it out you don't need to go anywhere for personal space i don't buy that argument whatsoever i don't get it i think i mean i guess they're mothers they have large families and people are always around them and uh it's playing like the mental health aspect of things which makes it hard to argue about and i don't know if you do that on purpose or what i just don't see it like literally just going outside to a park for a day or something that's a lot of personal space compared to the what the other ones were i don't i don't see it i don't agree uh what are they going to go on vacation there's not for mental health it's like we have this inherent need that we have to travel somewhere well right in these ladies cases do you think they're actually going to travel by themselves like they're going to go anywhere yeah i don't buy that either but that's a whole other thing but yeah it's uh yeah for once i'm just like no that's actually [ __ ] i'm gonna recuse myself because i'm not gonna put all my stuff out there like that so if y'all need that i'll head out and enjoy that but i expect somebody to call me up to go enjoy that too what if you're accusing yourself what does the recuse mean oh no i have no idea okay it's not just me that hold up someone do with a cues but you redo it i don't disqualify oneself oh she's burning herself off i guess so so then y'all gotta see which one of y'all's going upstairs or do i get to say who i would say with yes i say they split it was that an option if you guys all agreed to do that stop it stop no no no all right all right all right well at least for once in this video some respect for the woman in the middle i will say that yeah there's always somebody that does this there's always someone in the end that's like just takes the elf just so they can like move on they get tired yeah it seems like that yeah it seems like they just like stopped caring after a while but uh yeah fair enough to her props to her but uh they're all [ __ ] pieces you guys like those results yeah that would come out like this how did they come out [Laughter] what the [ __ ] happened where am i [Laughter] and you you you're not getting part of that i i i when you say split it i thought you're going to be three ways you know like i said i come from seven i have seven i know how to wait it'll come well god bless you yeah that was nice i respect that from her not not every anyone else it's just it's always so cringy to me because the other two people are just like heck yeah gotta read it [Music] jennifer jennifer gotta go you just gotta go those ladies are so big about the woman who lives on 12k a year and needs to she clearly needed it the most yeah yeah i think so too so her daughter made a gofundme for her team that's nice oh yeah nice i assume that's already paid for at this point but that's good to know some things never change i guess i don't know what to say this yeah [Music] it's going to be you and i fighting in the future seniors who are going to be fighting over it's up to me no shout to me yeah maybe back in my i always gave you video ideas you son of a [ __ ] and you just yeah well i always gave you a [ __ ] shout out to you what do you got [ __ ] do you upload that video at 480p your video quality is his ass is your brain [Laughter] i wanted to see myself ken check out ken check out the cut subscribe to me every subscriber i get i get one more subscriber so hit that subscribe and that's it bye bye

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Published: Wed Mar 31 2021