YouTubers Morning Routine..

morning routines ken what is your morning routine it better wake you be waking up with an eight pack yeah i mean i wish i mean i wake up like like the eight pack you know chicken tender meal from kfc that's what i do you know what i'm saying oh yeah i forgot you're from the south yeah my morning routine is not going to bed until like 2 a.m because watching one piece and trying to catch up to all the episodes hell yeah do you watch anime on 16 times speed no i should every day i wake up and i watch anime that's basically my morning really oh my god it's the best i always watch it late at night all the kids and everything in the house i gotta wait until everybody's in the bed and that's your time and then i stay up way too late because i want to extend my alone time you know i'm too tired to read subtitles at night wait a minute you watching dubs no subtitles bro okay i'm reading i don't get too tired to read all right who's too tired to read well not you apparently not these guys either baby all of them all of them are shirtless i love it it's great they're like a different breed these people you've seen american psycho right yeah yeah yeah it's like they're all trying to do that patrick baitmanship like my moisturizing face still cream costs 400 dollars it helps to keep my cleansed skin a perfect glass shape at all times i wake up and they all seem to have this competition of who can wake up the earliest night i wake up at six an idiot i wake up at 5 30. oh you [ __ ] lazy piece i wake up at four [ __ ] you still have to sleep eight hours you know that right it doesn't matter when you wake up am i the only one that thinks this it's not like you get more out of hours in the day because you wake up early you still have to [ __ ] sleep you gotta go to bed earlier these these they're just living yeah exactly exactly but that's when i get my grinding all right let's just watch it because they're all in the [ __ ] same day okay here 5 30. yeah yeah wake up 5 30. hey guys and welcome back to the channel in today's video i'm going to run you through my full morning routine he's a fan of dream minecraft i knew it dude this dude's named karen he's got like the love live like thing they're all so normies aren't normal man oh my god the most interesting thing about this dude is he wakes up at 5 30 in the morning you think that all right it has abs this yeah it's completely bright outside as well i've seen this video and i gotta warn you crouch crouch shot coming in meditation music to wake me up i'm sure i set up small things to make my life a little bit easier when waking up my laundry yeah yeah no just prepare your what you're wearing the day before no i mean the ultimate way is to just wear the same t-shirt every day i wake up in the morning whatever i took off the night before is laying beside my bed and i put it back on me too and it's the best they're in the same short socks and everything i got the same socks i've been wearing for like three days right now these [ __ ] idiots they pick it up today before oh my god oh man i mean the thing is i i work out like around 11 or some [ __ ] yeah so then i shower and then i change my clothes exactly that's the way that you change your clothes when you when you take a shower like it's gonna work out while i put on some fresh clean clothes you're just gonna sweat it double laundry dumbasses i usually wake up around 6 30 seven in the first perfect hair [Laughter] 6 37 that's very precise i gotta give it to him usually around like more or less six thirty seven forty seconds or something like that i give myself a little bit of you know extra 40 seconds of uh relaxing i don't know about you guys but i wake up feeling dehydrated every morning so this i don't know about you guys but i drink water sometimes i get i don't sometimes i just get thirsty it's crazy yeah grease that fiji water you know only the best from my body my body's a tip yeah gotta make gotta make sure i show people that like i drink fiji water look at this [ __ ] skip lately i've been working out around 9 00 a.m so that gives me about two hours to get some work done at home before i exercise so i light up the scandal which by the way smells incredible it's the gin man it's a [ __ ] candle dang the gentleman's land sponsored but hell yeah to be fair there's a stigma against men with candles all right but i wouldn't [ __ ] lit a candle ain't nobody got time for that [ __ ] oh yeah i remember it the candle cost over 100 bucks search for it nice i only use candles that cost at least 100 bucks because otherwise what's the [ __ ] point [Music] the past few weeks i've been working on the upcoming forte series sponsor oh my god how many sponsors are in this video jesus christ we need a sponsor they will launch this december they're coming there's new products coming in december can't wait what's that picture does he have it's a fan art he has a picture of himself with his award hey i mean if he's proud hey if he's proud of his award i mean fair enough who needs a reward it's inside towards his inside look at this ken you see the problem with this what's the problem what's the problem this is not an ergonomically well structured setup all right the laptop's top screen needs to be line of sight with his eyes they're clearly way [ __ ] up he's gonna have beta posture if he keeps [ __ ] [ __ ] i bet he wakes up at like 6 38 or some dumb [ __ ] after a couple of hours of work and catching up on emails you see that smile yeah oh there's black i see it there it is oh he's got time and i get my pre-workout ready so that i can have the energy i need to crush this workout i've been drinking this one here from transparent labs and i highly recommend it i'll leave a link here if you guys are interested if you guys are looking for something to do the thing is like i watch so many of these i'm like it's a weird balance of me thinking it's ridiculous but also like oh i kind of want that i could i could have i could probably use that and there's usually not a lot of people around so it's safe and i get a nice tan as a bonus so why not it's like an endless flex video i mean that's what they are yeah it's like oh man didn't markiplier do a video like this of like i don't want a dog on markiplier but like they do these videos where they talk about like what they do in a day but they never address like this is like the ultimate day they have right i doubt anyone lives like this day by day go away i got i got a lot of houses everything i do in a day 6 28. uh well he's got the other guy beat man i i have my alarm set for 6 30 every morning i can get out of bed as early as like 6 45 that's pretty much the earliest that i'm out and up because i try to wake up while i'm still laying down keep when do you wake up i actually know because i always harass you once you wake up you know yeah i was like where the [ __ ] is can i need to shoot a [ __ ] video uh well my alarm goes off every morning at 8 am and i never ever get up at my alarm i go right back to sleep and i get out of bed around 10. yeah unless you specifically have to be somewhere then no don't i'm not leaving yeah i just go out because i have to walk the dogs otherwise i would stay in bed i shower after my workout i don't know what's an average sharp five minutes i don't know however long five minutes dude i sit in the shower for an hour if i can whenever i had them build the house i live in now i'd had them put a bench in my shower so i could sit down oh [ __ ] yeah i want that yeah my son made fun of me for wanting a chair in there in the shower oh my god yeah even the guy that like the construction guy was like why you're just gonna sit here and they fall on you like good i'm like yeah yeah that's quality time yeah that's quality time so i get my thinking done all right i love sitting in the shower dude i even got them to put the hot water heater that's like it's like gas and it doesn't run out like it's infinite hot water dude oh i'm living in luxury over here man the planet is dying but i feel good hell yeah hell yeah god i get five minutes i mean perhaps i i tried to do one of those cold showers for a while but our showers doesn't even get that cold so it's not even like i can't even do it but it's supposed to be really good for you dude i don't wanna keep telling a bunch of stories but we gotta we also have a bidet like mary we got like the attachment for our toilet oh you gotta [ __ ] pay that amen dude that's it main reason why i go to japan so i don't have to wipe my ass anymore it's not warm so it's like super cold outside like there's ice on the ground that sounds that's that's some real wake-up [ __ ] you should make your morning routine oh my god every day break cold water it really kicks in i don't need caffeine anymore i just used to cold water in my ass [Music] around eight o'clock is when my video goes up uh so you know i can check comments on that i can make sure that it went up okay that's the nice thing about living in lake because you can publish the videos in like a not obnoxious time oh yeah like i have to publish my at six or five and it's like dude i just wanna chill don't even think about that yeah yeah mine's really not like 11 right now yeah so early for you jesus i'm actually impressed he said he reads the comments like you don't really i love reading comments i mean i read some of the comments i read like the upvoted comments right because those are the ones that will actually give you actual feedback about the video and stuff like that like if you misspelled something or something when you get too deep you start getting into felix why do you have that cinnamon toast king guy in your video he's so annoying and i can't yeah you so you sort by new you get the morons yeah oh god like here this dude is crazy it's 9 o'clock that's when my team will start bothering me i say team i don't really work with them on a day-to-day basis i'm talking about my manager agent assistant lawyers all those people youtubers they are not part of my [ __ ] team let me tell you that hey laurie if you're watching i like you you're not my team right that's a weird way to phrase it on my team i wish i had a team you are me i don't have a team felix you're my team you're my you're my baby you're you don't have a lawyer uh i've never needed one that's the most purest thing i've ever heard in my life dude well god bless you ken yeah in a perfect world that will be my worst my editor works just to make the videos that go on youtube that's basically just me my team is working on the deals for bigger projects helping me coordinate a heist with markiplier stuff uh any anything bigger than just you i kind of like that he's referring to it as a team my brand manager if you're watching this i like you you're not part of you're part of the bro army nation i should pitch that anytime i get like a new realtor or some [ __ ] dude you're party you're broke [Laughter] of course i've forgotten xyz because i wasn't see this is the problem i have with assistance you still have to do this [ __ ] they're just there to tell you to do this [ __ ] oh well maybe my friend is mary then because she reminds me of everything that i forget it helps me out a lot well that that's good that's good obviously but like every time i complain if i'm busy everyone's like why don't you just get in the system like they trust me it doesn't help it's just an ego thing that people have to give them coffee or some [ __ ] like that right right oh i have an assistant let me let me get my assistant to mail you these things that will take me two seconds to do myself because i don't want to do it screw that i don't well i don't i just don't find that it actually saves time i got a very serious question these are okay these morning routine videos the dudes are flashing their abs and being attractive what do you think is the actual appeal of this video the markiplier one no no just in zero the whole all of them but they they appeal i don't know and like it seems like a fantasy like people think right i procrastinate just the same as everybody else does uh where where when you shower for five minutes my dude don't don't appropriate my laziness okay how dare you like i'm not immune to it but i know that because i have such limited time i can only do so much i'll stop for like a meal break i'll come down he eats oh my god what is that is that like a bacon and ketchup sandwich that looks good i'll eat that i don't need meat but that looks good oh you don't eat meat yeah you see ken i am what's called a pescetarian it's re it's for many reasons by mainly i just care about the environments and the souls of the animals and that does not necessarily put me in a better bracket or above anyone else but i just feel bad for i just have a lot of morals and i just care more i just care more than other people and i can tell her that markiplier clearly does not care about other people as much as i do so uh he even though he doesn't procrastinate i am above mark and everyone else for that matter thank you ken like 8 30 ish i tried to go for a run i've been running up to an hour i hate running i hated running um man works out twice a day god damn jesus did we fight running at night is really great because you have all these endorphins that come up and you're just like i can [ __ ] run like crazy when i was into running yeah running a nice screen anymore i run with uh zombies run so it's like this story where it's like randomly zombies can start chasing you when you're out on a run and it's dark and i only play spooky music and so it's like really scary so i'm just out in the middle of my neighborhood and it'll be like ding ding warnings off that sounds awesome i want to try that what is wrong with it what is wrong with you people what do you mean you go out like running light and play scary music and have zombies chase you that sounds cool what that will make you more like oh [ __ ] you zombies oh my god i gotta get out of here well zombies are slow there's nothing oh dude whenever you were into running do you ever do the thing to where like you you see something in the distance and you give yourself that timing like i gotta get there in the next 10 seconds or i'm going to die or something like that no what now is that is that how you do it yeah is that how you get through it i think i told you this stuff but like one time i was into really long distance and i remember passing this uh woman that ran with her stroller yeah and then like 30 minutes i just hear like behind me like what the [ __ ] is behind me and then i look over and i see the same woman like trying so hard to catch up with me like you can tell she's had this struggle for so long i'm like trying to be like this [ __ ] guy past me i'm not gonna like just [ __ ] you [ __ ] and i just like you not happening i wasn't even trying oh my god you you had that you had to raise against the woman with their babies rolling it's stroller it's not fair at all but it was hilarious and i felt so good i don't know why would you wear pajamas a bit it wasn't like super cold that night but it feels uncomfortable i don't like things wrinkling all over me so i don't yes oh my god the wrinkles oh my god no one speak okay i gotta be quiet here all right okay marzia doesn't care if the sheets aren't straight like here can you believe this well i mean i live with a savage it doesn't bother me it doesn't bother me either but mary can't stand the sheets not being straight yes they have to be straight like mary i am so sorry i am so sorry mary i can't believe this [ __ ] you're like one of them you're one of them we have a weighted blanket right and if he like pulls the blanket up and like the sheet comes out from the bottom of the bed and goes over oh my god we have to make the whole bed yes obviously obviously oh my god dude all right we got david david this is shorter i want to go through this okay hi i'm 74 he does not wake up at 4 21. 420 is a meme 420. uh that's hilarious and this is everything i do in a day what is that the audio on this thing it sounds awful i wake up every day around i don't know 9am ish i say nice all right we got the relatable guy here there we go after hitting snooze about 12 or 16 times i go and go to the bathroom first thing i do is i usually take a shower take a shower every morning i brush my teeth in the shower which i know is kind of weird i shave i do everything in the shower what is wrong with this person he has like 20 alarms go off before he wakes up at 9am and then goes brush his teeth in the shower jesus christ what's the problem do you brush your teeth in the shower yeah it saves time we just talked about how you like to sit in the shower for like 20 minutes and now you're trying to save time in the shower by brushing your teeth in it but it's boring to brush your teeth i don't like doing it he's 100 right and marcie made fun of me for doing it too as she should have because i hate i don't give a [ __ ] i brush my teeth in the shower can't stop me because then you can just spit wherever you want it's amazing oh you probably pee in the shower too don't you not mean no i don't it all goes down the same drain right yeah i am vegetarian ken you cannot polish me sorry about apologies and i turn the shower off and when i hear the final drops in the shower i take the water and i spit it into my hand here you can spit anywhere that was the point of the shower dave what are you doing don't spit in your hands he takes a shower and turns it off then spits all over himself now he he waits for the last drop and then he spits and i let it drop on the ground and i'm hoping that this is this sounds nuts and i'm hoping that the drop from my hand is louder than the last pieces of water that fell out of the shower does that make sense i know this sounds absolutely insane but i lose every time and if i don't have the splash of water be loud i have to redo the whole cycle enough to turn the shower on my man you got ocd isn't that energy yeah i think that's ocd isn't he like when you have to do a certain thing a certain way right i mean all right so stupid i feel like a psychopath and then and then when i get out of the shower i take oh you're making fun of his illness now again not me i'm just agreeing okay and i put it back in the cup where it sits by the sink so i have it for the night time but instead of placing it there i always like oh my god it keeps going and if i get it in that that to me it means i'm gonna have a good day i know this all sounds crazy i sound like a groundhog like looking at my shadow and be like oh but that's that's kind of another thing i uh i live by i like to put my seems like he's hold that in for a while yeah why is he he's he's really venting here he's really letting his feeling thing out here damn i feel bad clothes on in the bathroom um because i'm scared that i'm gonna come out naked and my friends are gonna be there with like a flamethrower or something to scare me so i i get completely ready in the bathroom so when i come out i'm camera ready just in case somebody's already filming me when i'm done yeah isn't that because he did that to other people like prank them in the shower and [ __ ] so now he's living this paranoid like i'm dressed i usually go out to the living room around around like 10 30. i usually have tea to start out my mornings i i don't even really like the taste of tea but i like holding something warm in my hand like this is this guy like a robot that's just trying to pretend to be a human or something why would you have tea and not drink it i just like to hold it and pretend i'm a person hello everyone i am totally a normal person i did not just spend 20 minutes in the shower trying to get my spit correct this comment right there this is the most realistic daily what [Laughter] well that's people's morning routines what is your morning routine tell us in the comments because i read them okay i'm like ken i mean i'll i'll read some of them

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Length: 21min 42sec (1302 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 12 2021

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