Hillbilly Cheapskate Is The Worst Kind....

hey howdy folks i'm here with straight shooting cowboy from the south cinema toast i'm glad to be here thanks for having me partner today we're looking at the hillbilly cheapskate shoot people shoot man i'm so excited to introduce you to this american culture here this is gonna be so this is perfect because you're a hillbilly and i'm a cheapskate so this works out perfectly this is our love trial right here so you you've already seen this yeah i've already seen this you can guide me through this beauty oh yeah i'll tell you first off just the screen right here you got the the old trailer with the car from the 90s out in the woods somewhere probably on the grandma's property so they can you know get all you know get some of her internet that's smart that's smart ken that's how you be a cheap leach off your grandma as much as you can kids is that it is that him yeah i don't see this ew look at that water what the [ __ ] is that how many times have they used that water all about it don't you worry oh this is the thing with cheapskates it's like [ __ ] i get trying to save money but when you're compensating for like [ __ ] grotesqueness it's just like stop oh my goodness looks like you had a good time you smell good i don't think so i don't believe a word of that how old is he he can't wrap himself in a [ __ ] towel with his face gotta save money together mama's gonna wrap him in the towel you know ah oh god go find your dad if i can get something for free i'd rather do that any time than the same what is that olive oil and bacon soda why why i gotta say that i'm stupid they don't you uh you smell good she said he smelled good she smells like olive oil yeah he's like throwing the dirty water on his face right now too like don't watch your video watch your face anywhere else go to the public bathroom my family and i are so cheap that we all share one type of water a day we don't have cooties that is not one what are they they fill the tub up one time that's it that is that is not what that's a week worth of gunk i saw that [ __ ] that fouls that foul [ __ ] look look at the light she's using two like a little rechargeable is that cheaper than just using your electricity at home like what is this oh it's a solar one maybe that's probably it it better because otherwise you're dumb can you imagine that cold gunk [ __ ] water dude i've taken cold like cold showers before like no hot water oh yeah oh this makes your whole life body just crinkle up and she's over there just sitting in it i mean it's supposed to be good for you ken that's good for immune system immune immune system look at this woman ken you can tell she's fresh as a fresh towel that she uses she is the epitome of health right here this lady's got the strongest immune system she's got to have it to be taking a bath in that water sometimes i actually do want to take my own shower here and there as you deserve brandon you deserve to not share the bath water with your mother i guess he goes first does he goes first that was what the water looked like when he goes first i don't think he does i think i think they have a hierarchy of like bad bathing i ain't going oh got the water ready for you it's all nice and warm you know uh you know i'm trying to save on the toilet water too so went ahead and just took a huge dump in it okay want to save the toilet water okay just so we're clear we're not making fun of poor people here this is people that have money but they just want to save any bit they can which i think is different yeah definitely is you want to take my own shower here and there i can't really do much because my parents like to save water think about how much water a bathtub uses i bet there's probably don't take a bath don't have to take a bed you can take a shower i know how much water comes from a shower because i sometimes i plug the shower thing in the bathtub and then i like to sit in the water that's remaining all right not that much are you telling me that you you plug the you plug it up you shower i shower i plug it up and then i sit and it barely fills up my legs barely so are you doing the same thing that they're doing you're just sitting back it's just fun it's just fun because i don't have a [ __ ] seat in my shower mr fans who paints over there all right i gotta i gotta work with what i got all right wash yourself off and all that filth is in the bottom of your tub and then you sit in it is that what you said you do it does not look like [ __ ] this all right it does not look like that let me tell you it's clear look crystal clear you've told me the story of you pewdiepie no i never pooped in the shower i never did that i didn't have a choice ken i didn't have a choice did you talk about that story again or something because a lot of people are talking about it now no everyone's just referencing because they think it's funny and it's not funny it was traumatic i had no control i thought it was a toilet they didn't who puts yeah it was a camping site they had locks on the showers and i thought it was a toilet i was poisoned i thought the story you told me you were like at a party or something and then yeah i was poisoned at the party and then you just yes you were like i'm just gonna have to poop in the shower i got no choice and you did all right you're making me tell this story again okay listen i i haven't heard this in years okay i need to hear the whole thing again i was poisoned at a party we had i don't know what it's called when everyone brings a different type of meal to a party a potluck pot luck yeah uh yeah that was that someone said hey felix why don't you try the sauce and i'm like oh absolutely that was a trap okay a few hours later we're at the dance floor everyone's having fun but my stomach is telling me there's an emergency about to happen i run i run ken to the campsite that was nearby and there was a whole [ __ ] line to the toilet yeah yeah and i literally i went and said this is an emergency i need to go that's how bad it was i'm swedish i would never tell anyone that and i literally all the doors i dragged all the doors i didn't ignored what everyone said i just like all right opening all the doors they were all locked i rush inside everywhere i finally find a door that has a lock on it i'm like bingo it's coming now whether i like it or not but i found the toilet open the door it's a shower my [ __ ] had already made up its mind there was no turning back at that point okay i had no choice can't believe it the part where they found it and they talked about it later and you were like what who would do that i ended up getting a job at that campsite a few years later and they still told literally years later and they told the story of the great tale of this foul demon that did such awful things and then they have to clean it up but i'm just sitting there like i can't believe you had to do that who would do such a thing that makes the story so good is that they they talk about it who would do this maybe i'm putting locks on the showers i just pour about that much in there oh that's enough for my or you just pour it in your hand like a normal human being what you need to hear what she says about this that's not that's not just for her that's no everybody's out of luck so everybody's really good about rationing by rationing her family's use of soap and shampoo melody manages to keep bottles for over six months in fact they use like the amount of shampoo that i put in my hair a day i barely have any hair it's for three people and i like that we have to ration it because if you're out then you're out of luck so you're basically saying that the last person to take a shower is fun that's their son and he has to take a bath in the dirty water for brandon save on almost all of their household supplies i don't buy toilet paper i use newspaper what do you do not you do not wipe your ass with a hat that is not human no what that is that is like housing brochures household supplies i don't buy no you do not that is not going to work think about that is not just because it's paper doesn't mean you can ah i'm so glad we're watching this video together [Music] imagine your poor pooper after you get that paper cut from that gene oh brandon get out of that house brandon that's not over yet i mean i i'm stuck on this cat i can't you gotta see the rest of it i'm telling you dude i can't go up again i can't do it man pull it paper i use newspapers that we get free in town one sheet don't need more than that do not crinkle it she crinkles that you're the one you know i would not crinkle it do not i was really thinking there's no way she's crinkling that the most horrific thing a horrific thing in my mind always she does the worst thing i can think of she dies she's a demon how do you even you don't even wipe yourself with that you literally gotta scrape your butthole that's gotta be so painful oh my god dude i would not wipe then i would just not wipe that's probably why the bath is that color forgive me i can't wash this [ __ ] [Music] it doesn't flush into this bag oh okay i can't do it dude i'm so glad you let me pick today's video this she picks us every time every time she shocks me to something else she pulls out the [ __ ] bag newspaper all right we gotta get through this it is full it is full it is full it's full i would put two macs in there i'm not gonna do this one because i haven't used it i don't know why i'm entertaining this as a logical thing like oh god i've had people say here let me buy your role wait she oh she took it back okay i thought she took the poop back she took the example one out because you want to waste it i don't understand this toilet paper thing if you really don't want to pay for a toilet paper just go to a [ __ ] cafe and pull out right yeah starbucks or something you know yes holy [ __ ] if i was brandon at least i would do that i'm gonna keep can you imagine having to keep your own secret stash secret stash of napkins from your mother that wipes her ass otherwise she makes you wipe your ass with newspapers she she goes she goes through the [ __ ] banging me like brandon what is this tissue here what is this what the [ __ ] is this brandon explain why are you using this fancy ass we don't do that in that house brandon let me buy your roll of toilet paper it's not that i yes yes can't buy a roller toilet i just prefer the wiping my ass with newspaper is that what she's going to say what is she going to say i never know i don't need to we don't need it now sometimes look dude it's not over all right there's more it's just a sadist she's satan look at this she's okay i come in here i got boys in the family they don't always replace newspapers i've insulated this window with newspapers keeps the light on it helps with heating and cooling and saves me if i'm on the toilet and i need something i could just lift this window and there's me some more toilet paper she has a secret stash she's keeping the secret stash in her window for insulation she has a newspaper window for installation that she can wipe her butt with in case that's that's smart that's double usage i respect that that's big brain we try to keep our electric bill as low as possible by making sure the lights are not being used we do have electricity see it's on that's it but you don't use it so why what's the point she walks around the house with this lantern like she's playing like some survival horror video game yes this is the house this is super beach i don't even want to know what the kitchen looks like i like when she showed the lights but like look we have electricity it's on that's enough that's quite enough i'm not going to waste any more i we have electricity in this house i don't use it i use a lantern i'm not going to run up no 100 electric bill that to me sometimes makes me have a heart attack is that electricity expensive in america because that the price varies a lot with countries i have a pretty big house i have computers that are always running i got lights on right now my power bill is like 200 a month 200 yeah for a big house and computers always running it yeah and like my whole family so that's pretty cheap literally leaves every freaking light in the house owned constantly and i have to go through and be like all right i can wash a laundry basket full of dirty clothes as fast as a electric washing machine some say he's the fastest clothes washer in the west oh she's gonna watch this wash your face i mean a washing machine sometimes takes hours but the point is that you don't want to spend that time it's like it smells in the dirt out [Music] looks like i got all the soap out of it squeeze out the red one the red one's clean right again i can do it as fast there's four people doing it [Laughter] it's something we enjoy doing as a family and it gets us out doing something together there's no reason to waste our money on the other staff by doing her laundry room melody saved herself two thousand dollars on a washing machine and she also uses her back washing machine does not cost two thousand dollars that's what i say every time i watch some of these things they're like they saved 40 million dollars by [Music] yeah exactly and you can get a used one for even cheaper they always do that and they give the most maximum amount and be like look how yeah exactly how much money i [ __ ] say there was a one family that refused to get furniture because they're like sometimes that can cost like thirty thousand dollars is that the one where they borrowed their neighbors first yeah yeah yeah exactly what the [ __ ] was that oh my god i love the show you can get used furniture you don't have to pay thirty thousand oh my god look how much money i saved up to save on the cost of another appliance we had a small uh chest freezer that went out and instead of just floating away we just when we come up with the idea of burying it in the ground we got some eggs this here is some hey man that looks freaking nasty dude that's definitely gonna be good for you don't you worry about that wait until they get sick and have to pay medical bills like what are you going to do then hey at least they're self-sustained ken yeah well hey i'm sure they probably got ways to get past medical bills too they probably got some home remedies and stuff yeah doctor just google it home butcher pig apple pie moonshine the great apple pie moonshine what the [ __ ] get that moonshine with the with the raw meat hey i got some eggs and some salmonella in there heck yeah we're gonna have a party [Laughter] right next to all this trash dude thing about this refrigerator doesn't cost a dime to uh run this you get 100 degrees outside if this is in the sun that's no good you have to keep it in the shade but the ground keeps it at about 55 degrees inside i'm sorry i gotta investigate yeah go ahead investigate this this is what i was thinking about too it's 12 degrees uh-huh yeah you should look up like what the uh recommended yeah temperature yeah exactly i know because i worked at a shitty fast food restaurant it had bacteria easily lives in this temperature i don't remember exactly but it's like like i worked in a meat cutting department and like the meat room itself was like 40 degrees which is even colder than that and that's where we like prepared it celsius please the point the point is that will definitely not help 12 that's not enough and he gave the best number he could think of right they will last probably a month or more oh i definitely see why some people see our behaviors as over the top but i don't care about being normal just gave us kids some moonshine i didn't know this apple pie moonshine boy that's how i get through my days [Music] numbs to pay him for the bath let me tell you they're wiping my butt with that crinkly toilet paper i don't even feel the pain anymore my [ __ ] is in 50 pieces but i don't feel a goddamn thing after a couple days i think my parents are a little obsessed with the brandon run get out brandon please save yourself after a while just became a challenge and say hey let's see how much we can save this week and most extreme thing i ever did to save on medical costs or any kind of costs like that oh here we go my own teeth if i have a cavity i just take a little chisel and a hammer and i sit there and chip it and chip it and chip it until i can knock it out every once i've i've been known to take it wacky really hard you get knocked out for a minute you come to and you finish what she said she passed out from doing it as well she knocked herself out woke back up and finished god damn she's she's a demon i stand by you knew that she just called it out what the [ __ ] is that look at this huh ron brandon he's like i broke my arm well all we got to do is really put a belt around it and get a saw and some apple pie moonshine and take care of that sucker right quick take it i am super excited to see my new grandchild but that's five more people that i'm used to that's five more people using our electric oh i would not eat a goddamn thing from that house can you imagine she's her daughter's coming so her daughter's escaped she's gotten out but now oh why would your whole family come and stay with you when you live like this oh i would not exactly oh i can't wait to see this people using her water five more mouths to feed i she's already bitching about it how did this happen then yeah it's just a huge deal we have a 72 foot trailer and i would say half of it is closed off what the f did she do with the other half they don't need it we all share them why why you have it it costs nothing that makes no sense on space it's already small this one oh the house we blocked off to save on heating and cooling heating and cooling yeah it looks pretty it looks pretty decent four of us sleeping here on this king side they don't use any anyway right what ah that's bad what are those branding oh there's another son there he hadn't said anything he's like [Laughter] i do have two other bedrooms but i am not willing to to use that part of my house i'm not going to do that we're going to have to figure out another place for her to sleep that's not going to cost us any money [Music] i like how they could get natural sunlight in their house but they boarded off all the windows [ __ ] magazines so she walked around with this [ __ ] lantern oh my god i mean i don't know how do you even like make those other babies like her kids are just in the bed over there with her and they're like all right honey it's time to get frisky [Music] i don't know i don't know how to go there for her family of four it's more than enough money but adding any further expenses could throw off her finances entirely my daughter called and she's coming to stay for two weeks i do have two other bedrooms but i am not willing to to use that part of my house i'm setting up this tent for me and my family to sleep in what you gonna set up a tent for him and his family to sleep in while they have visited she did she doesn't compromise whatsoever with her family coming over she has space for them but they have to sleep in i mean i'd take the tent to be honest i'll gladly take the tank the room is probably by the crap bag bathroom yeah like what my daughter and her husband and kids can sleep in the house we've done this before so it's not a big deal why are they subtitling him i can hear him what the [ __ ] he's got that southern he's got him my family yeah three months before i don't understand a single word he's saying ken i don't know thank god for the subtitles got shut up people were acting like oh my gosh she lives in a tent for three months these are the same people who go pay to stay at a resort they may they're staying for three months i think last time they came over so they said well why don't you just open the rest of our house up you know you have to get to pay for anything open your house up three months home sweet home for the next two weeks okay two weeks thank god my daughter's lifestyle is very different from ours i think anyone's lifestyle is different from yours yeah and she's she's wasteful we use cold water but my daughter has to have hot water so we're gonna have to figure a way to heat it fancy daughter from the city she's coming over here she probably watch your bird's real toilet i bet that dumb [ __ ] brought toilet paper do you think she allows him to flush you know she ain't landing them flush kim you know there's another video where a dude only flushes once a week oh of course yeah i see poop oh yeah you got roommates and everything [Music] we got to find that old horse trough okay brandy's not going to take a bath in our bath water and you know her honey after four of us she acts like everyone else is crazy why is she going to take a bath in i understand i don't get it man what's wrong with that bathwater it has a big hole in the bottom probably line this with plastic wait wait wait a minute what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that ken is that their bathtub uh it's gonna be they gotta heat it up somehow too maybe we're gonna have some uh some people soup coming up let's check it out no okay nice i really think what we need to do is boil some water on a campfire so i'm not using my electricity from my stove [Music] look who's coming yeah yeah buddy he's precious grandma gets to hold him i'm your new grandma fanny is hi hey hey they have another bathtub right there what's the problem there's so much if you look in the background while this video is like there's so much junk yet damn wow me my mom are nothing alike i'm like a city girl she is a country girl look over on your left see the tent that's where we're gonna stay they have a baby too that makes it kind of like what the [ __ ] [ __ ] we would never go that far to save a dollar i got a big surprise for you i know how you love taking hot baths and stuff we got you a nice hot bath outside for y'all tank we've been boiling water see we're trying to accommodate you where you'll be happy yeah don't you like it put his feet in there he can take a nice bath dip him in there let him see it'll be okay oh she's doing it see he'll lie what they weren't always that extreme they used to like just what the [ __ ] is happening like no no no look at the child he knows get me out the dude the husband's back there's like oh my god please give me your name yeah what do you do the one you're dating is like oh we need to visit my mom's house oh oh we can just visit for like a day and we'll go stay in the hotel how about that yeah do little stuff but all of a sudden it kind of got extreme it's just kind of like almost a contest to see how much money they can save that'll keep it going the whole time for you and there's a pot you need more hot water you just dip it out dip it up in there boil it with a diaper yeah she she knew is that a thing no like what the [ __ ] i don't know one thing i don't know what that was baby in there with the diaper because now this diaper is going to absorb all that water and they're going to change it what the [ __ ] [Music] boys had a couple squirrels earlier some squirrel dumplings is that what you eat ken squirrel dumplings you know let's go out in the woods and shoot down a couple squirrels and you know just to pry them up and fry them pan outside pick up trucks and eat them too it's delicious those are frog legs on there too hell oh man you get it for free you gotta be happy i can't wait you'll be happy oh my god man i can't do i'm like this video shocked me so hard already like i don't even know [Music] look how party didn't look girl are you going to be sick look at that him like no why is she calling it dumplings you say dipped in oh oh i just realized what it is you see can i am a pescetarian i would never eat a squirrel that is foul poor squirrel the soul of the squirrel the baby likes it she's after grandma's own heart i like have some pools to play guinea pig we got to try that sometime [Music] i highly doubt my parents will ever change their cheapskate ways now that they've adapted to it i don't think there's a limit at all to how far i'll go to save money well clearly obviously i don't think anyone doubts you on that holy f ken well thank you for showing me that you feel so bad for the sun yeah oh man at least we know where the water is brought yeah all right ken god bless you check out ken everyone subscribe for more epic videos every subscriber i get one more subscriber let's get it i feel sick man

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 3,941,095

Rating: 4.9642305 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: Qy7mDjFn4TU

Length: 30min 11sec (1811 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 08 2021

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