Resident Evil 8 Village #1 - Mommy / Gameplay / Full Playthrough

[Music] so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] great [Music] so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] okay sup floor game it's a bit low volume bing bong it's been glitchy too just setting up should be ready in a minute how y'all doing let's get exciting smash like for a new let's play let's go hey that's quite live i like that so let me make sure i don't have to do this mid gameplay oh i gotta change reticle color it's gotta be red obviously ray tracing mm-hmm no okay we got some bonuses uh yeah this is what i was looking for uh obviously we we played a seven but i mean that was years ago so they give you this recap that i thought why not when i go through i i don't remember that much gonna be honest there was a crazy family where to start my name it's ethan it's been three years since everything happened at the baker house yeah literally i was looking for my wife who that's right i got an email from her she told me to come get her and of course that's how i ended up in the middle of nowhere louisiana that's sorry rip if you're living in louisiana i found mia being held captive in a dark basement she wasn't thinking right she attacked me like some kind of wild animal later on i found out that she was infected by a special kind of mold got all mold i gotta make sure i'm watching can you find an antidote a vaccine anything same bro the people who lived there were already infected what was that i remember him wasn't human the source of the infection was a buyer weapon that looked like a little girl oh right was evelyn i fought the [ __ ] up family and was able to treat me as symptoms with a serum that was a cool bus oh yeah that's redfield and his soldier buddy showed up and saved the both of us i thought for sure there was good enough gonna be dlc or something because i really don't want to talk about what happened anymore the ending was a bit uh strange like they were setting something up sorry for talking all right there we go all right good reminder we went to spooky house spooky stuff happened uh oh i if i played on pc maybe honestly i'm so village of shadows so bad with council a young girl went with her mother to pick berries for her father who was hard at work but the forest greeted them with a dark cold silence very different yet determined to find the berries the rasco broke free from mother's grasp and vanished into the trees mothers worried cries faded fast as the girl ran on over vine and under branch and into the forest deep feeling strange eyes upon her the girl recalled mother's scary bedtime tales and her throat became bone dry then the pat lord appeared he greeted her warmly and bit his own wing come chill quench your thirst he said so she drank the thick dark blood and smiled with you oh vampire mommy backstory graveyard menacing storm clouds loomed and the air turned bitingly cold the girl was shivering in her thin clothes then a dark weaver appeared and with a clip of his fingers crafted mist into a beautiful dress come child warm yourself he coaxed so show homie yourself and smiled with joy across waters deep and ominous she went hoping a boat she found would carry her home but hunger's grip tightened and her heart grew heavy then the fish king appeared and offered one of his many fins come child eat your fill so the girl ate and smiled with joy once more continuing on she soon entered the forest's dark heart then an iron steed appeared bearing a beautiful golden gear the creature said nothing as the girl approached and snatched what she thought was another gift oh no no the horse grew angry and summoned the other monsters [Music] you got greedy girl killed the girl's heart as the wild wind rose around the beast a witch appeared dark yet regal this is so unlike any resident evil style but more you took she snarled so more in turn is due in a blink the girl was trapped inside a mirror that's a that's a fake baby she's asleep what is with the creepy story she's only six months old woman at the store said it was traditional a local tale besides rose doesn't seem to mind because she doesn't understand it thank god we moved to where i wouldn't have to deal with any of that remember there's nothing wrong with my memory all right baby just being paranoid it's not never mind i'm sorry but i'm not paranoid i'm just cautious then go cautiously take your daughter to bed [ __ ] dead simp simulator over here [ __ ] and now we get to play holding a baby all right which one do i throw it with it's okay rose your mother doesn't want to remember it i can't blame her our two to throw how's his work did you say something nothing i'll put her down i'll put her down all right oh we got to change diapers finally this is weird should we dip her in the sauce smash like if you want her dipped in the sauce all right she put it said put her i'm just checking the place out you know it's kind of neat unexpected but you know exactly once things warm up we can go for a walk gotta check the drawers should we put it in the drawer smash like if you want to put her in the drawer shut up shut up i don't scream they're there what's wrong with it that book's too scary for you yeah your mom's a psychopath all right oh what is this baby your mama and i love this song so much all right that way or this way i don't know almost there honey i don't know my own house this is weird dude all right here we go this is your room right this is what you play with you're not gonna have a playstation cringe bro all right put me down there you go sweetheart don't you worry i'll be right downstairs daddy won't let those weird fairytale monsters get you okay the baby's cursed understood oh it all right we can check around a little bit check our emails mia and i had another fight i accidentally mentioned what happened three years ago and she blew up at me we finally settled down in our new life in europe we're in transylvania bros it can bring rose up properly but i still feel like a part of me is trapped in that hell hole back in los angeles another doesn't like to talk about it but can we really just forget everything and pretend it didn't happen shouldn't we face what happened there mia needs therapy dude so we can live our lives with rose without it hanging over our heads we all heard that much at least i know mia knows this too she wouldn't have exploded like that at the hospital if she didn't care sheesh all right the european medical listen uh-huh asian is good that's good rose is fine well you didn't know this you just read that paper rose's favorite toy gun survivalist heavy fire i know i have to really out to get you bro you're gonna have to struggle getting guns in europe bro this ain't [Laughter] america oh they copied our wedding photo with the veil oh my god yeah nah i'm okay i don't need to look at baby photos i want to shoot things are we doing over here all right let's go downstairs i'm gonna check that out but i don't really care it's cool though looks great i will keep checking her on the camera cool boo whenever i am okay i'm sleeping like uh well like a baby hmm that smells good what's that oh hands off mister it's choba de la gum it's a local recipe wow you've gone full native haven't you local wine too but if you're gonna keep sulking all evening maybe you shouldn't have any touch you really have to stop worrying it's just finding you in louisiana the pregnancy chris moving us here military training it all happened so fast you know well at least we're all together you me rose now everything's gone seriously i think we can just forget about what happened in louisiana it happened so long ago yeah i don't understand why you are so mia get down wow someone just did me a favor gotcha was obnoxious mia oh god chris what the hell sorry ether no i think i think she's dead actress uh what the heck bro you just shot my wife like 50 times go move oh not the baby all clear rose what the hell you doing with my daughter package secured sir package take him away get your hands off her ethan no oh well then kill me for some reason what's all this saying no problem we'll be there that was the doc doc oh she's alive looks nice hey now think positively all right we talked about this i know we hardly talk about anything else i keep telling you it's not rose that i'm worried about well then what are you worried about yeah look she's gonna be fine i just know it what else matters what are you talking about is there something you're not telling me come on talk to me [Music] jesus what the [ __ ] happened what are you talking about where's chris redfield and rose we're clearly not secure bruh [ __ ] what the hell happened to you oh cool when it's not i did say when it gets water warmer we can go outside all right cool uh guys no spoilers in the chat you will get banned eliminate target recover body secure me and baby um at least two well they should have gone with three right [ __ ] it's so dark my god damn is that first next gen game i'll probably do a full playthrough it's really neat like look at these branches like the quality of the texture right wow right this is next-gen right here i'm talking about it it does look good i'm just i'm just working you guys expecting a jump scare i'm not so sure anything out there okie dokey i'm just trying to follow these tracks here raising my arse all right press x to crouch no all right gonna need a tetanus shot like i walked the wrong way or is it here get it oh lumber is there an axe or something no oh oh no mr crow this is so sad it was like a father to me how could you not mrs crow now you really pissed me oh the whole family oh [ __ ] how you doing who hangs a crow oh bro you all got hung by the neckaroo oh i'm so sorry bro that's [ __ ] up dude ooh could this be the witch what was it it was a force you're gonna be fine you're gonna be fine we're gonna send our rescue team i'll be right back okay i'm just gonna go you're being loud and annoying all right none of these other crows are yelling oh my gosh me me me me so there are jump scares my god a lot of branches here we go here's something this looks safe walking over a pond or something sounded like a printer bro if your printer sounds like that you gotta get a new one man i'm looking for like a weapon or something surely there should be a broom no i want the broom damn it barrels what are you doing here right there's got to be a gun here oh wait we're not in america [ __ ] all right there's got to be a knife here oh road and a brush all right checking that out check that the water's running always gotta check that any house nice boots i enter i gotta check if the waters okie dokie don't think we're alone in here let's check the closet [Music] should i just try and get help like what is my goal here find mia then by the baby i guess i'm capable you know can you read what books are not really oh maybe we can uh pick this up no hey mr fox i didn't check here obviously hey mr mooch i thought i'm all right cool english breakfast right there yummy yummy more dead plants sweet zoom and turn it's dark jesus okay that's gonna say boot what are you doing here planks just falling i don't know where [ __ ] is it me or this is not scary at all like right hey so cute room at last we meet you try to hide from me all right let's check this out you okay you okay boat you're right all right i guess something's upstairs so we gotta check it out right so it sounded spanish her local recipe i wasn't sure are we in spain what other country sounds kind of spanish in europe i don't know maybe portugal they have a bunch of weird castles in portugal all right who's up there mr fox ah we're barricaded on pushy pushy what's in all this that's a good question it's called the beginning i'm curious about the story uh ah barrel obviously obviously pewdiepie reference in resident evil 8 cannot believe it all right we're heading out it's brighter now are we done here let's see are there any other tracks no just this way yeah sun went up oh all right we're running now now times are wasting epic viewing coming that's pretty i like that [Music] where are we sure what the [ __ ] is that romanian we gotta find michael that looks sick love it okay we go down here it's cool i like the theme of vampires why does romanian sound somewhat so um mexican what's it ah they kill the horse [ __ ] your game find them i'll avenge you cement i mean you're again you're smen my brain man ah [ __ ] i'll avenge you eggs they got bleach should we follow that yeah let's go for it hey how you doing where the [ __ ] did that go that made no sense oh it needs some kind of other item like a lever or something let's check the toilet always any levers in here a but who drew a butt on the box that's disgusting what's wrong with romanians all right love her do not air but bro do we have any reason to go to the castle yet like is this there we're looking for our wife and our baby right now my wife is dead all right let's see what you can find here okay here we go nice plumbing in romania i respect it i do i really do can't seem to find oh that's random i remember the monk do i have motion blur on i feel like my eyes get strained trying to turn and [ __ ] am i the only one so wonky movement camera acceleration let's try that i'll make it bigger maybe that helps oh i always gotta check the toilet dammit okay brows what are we doing here we need to find the labyrinth i don't remember where we came from this kind of all right we have not been here what up goats what happened it happens normal no more romanian tradition don't judge it all right it's what they do here we go locked due to missing homeowner is that romanian romanian bros translate i mean i know what it says baby oh that's some force could break it does that mean i can punch oh open my inventory uh uh-huh some force that means we're gonna find something to defend our subway there it is nice boom what up knife how you doing so we can attack with r2 and that's it no r1 boom decent thing and how do we use it i don't know okay did they just run out of the house how many of you think we can break the soup disappointed not not my next gen [Music] okay we're definitely gonna run it this is the classic right as soon as you get a weapon in the game it's like okay now now something will attack you i think that's why it wasn't scary in the beginning because you know they're not going to do anything all right we got to find another way out huh until you get the weapon uh behind the curtains [Music] no no i'm friendly friendly who are you who sent you nobody there was an accident down the road it's jacksepticeye top of the morning to you oh my god it is oh no they're coming who is what the hell was that do you have a gun you know what you got it i have a gun no why would i oh nice yeah yeah yeah there are above us all right oh [ __ ] hey are you listening hey oh no give me the shotgun damn it jack safety guy all right this is when you camped i can't see [ __ ] oh hey how you doing i'm dead buddy wait there's more mamma mia are we doing down here you all right mate better get crack cracking in my ah bruh jesus christ i hope jack didn't die hell is wrong with this place he's gonna come back i know it hey another one how you doing you're right mate oh somebody's moving there y'all see it are we oh it's a vampire all right do i get to shoot him ah my finger the rooney was that [Applause] no i have a gun all right here we go let me let me just shoot you in the head there we go oh i got a card all right all right let's try that again i don't you how are you alive you then nice it's so weird because the control the controller have the thing where you have to press hard on it it feels so strange like i want to click but it's like you have to pull a little bit now it's easy again but when you have the gun up you have to like pull it it's kind of cool i'm not used to it though forgot about that that's like the next gen controller thingy all right what are we cooking boys snow my favorite dish family photo can't use that here all right let's check the house out a little bit more maybe jack spit actually has some uh i want his gun to be honest all right oh yo mini shovel i could use that all right let's use the bolt cutter whoa it's very pretty i like it ah all right stop this now they're fast [Applause] nothing all right oh hang on nice that means going to be another fight no are we doing up here mate hey we're barricaded thanks sparrow you're the best did we avoid a fight bro is this a staircase get over yourself let's go it's still mine [ __ ] it's still miami ken bloon i knew is he in no where are they where am i supposed to go i'm sorry am i missing something obvious well we can camp here what is happening guys chill i can't think all right i guess i have to go down there we go that's all right nice all right i don't know if i want to waste ammo there we go he's waiting for you all right all right let me just head show you no i'm not gonna die on the first level it's nice hold up bro let me disinfect this oops thank you i totally blocked the controls are so wonky bro just send stuff thank you oh i got some money can i go here is it over yeah we did it it's so like it's like you're drunk when you aim to louise's house near the fields survivors all right mate oh i forgot about our finger i kind of hate the trigger thing it's so like i want to shoot but you have to really pull and then you change your aim by the time you want to trigger i know it's like resident evil it's not supposed to be like hey guys oh hold on don't think i'm supposed to fight these guys oh give me that okay they're behind me aren't they i ain't going down there it's only have two shots in it what the [ __ ] all right okay let's keep running down here yeah probably hey guys what's up so there's explosive there there's no end to them is this a dead end yeah are we doing here fellas out of my way jose maybe here i'm just going in circles man oh i'm fine so you can craft ammo maybe hold up fellas i'm just going in circles all right let's try blowing them up then oh scrap did we go here no we didn't nice hey let's go upstairs oh bro they gotta chill out oh we can camp here oh they're shooting arrows goddamn romanians oh shoot what's making that [ __ ] sound oh big boy what the [ __ ] all right romanian you got me don't shoot me where am i supposed to go all right let's try here player i'm not supposed romanians don't [ __ ] around i gave him that man ah yes i found it [ __ ] that's all right i got this i got this i got this i'm so dead there was a crate where i jumped off all right let me try this he's on my side i'm having a bad day dude all right come on let me live guys chill oh they got horses was this one of those bits where you're supposed to die like what is happening [ __ ] dark souls character up in this [ __ ] romanian santa claus [Applause] i was like this is surprisingly difficult for the beginning of a game and then it's like oh you're supposed to [ __ ] up ah you're gonna have to treat that bro oh that's kind of cute i like how we moved away from louisiana to avoid like all this creepy [ __ ] right then we moved to romania out of all [ __ ] places right next to like a haunted village a haunted castle i'm like [ __ ] we really [ __ ] oh nice i saved some ammo that's good how we doing here lady in life and in death we give glory uh hello you shouldn't be out here it's not safe what the hell hey can you hear me hey granny it's you the child's father child hey wait do you mean rose is she here yes she is in great danger since mother miranda brought her to the village we have fallen into darkness what are you talking about the monsters the castle bell heralds danger they're coming no wait where's rose who's mother miranda the bell tolls first mama big mama coming again [Laughter] [Music] at least you know she shut the door for us hey granny you kind of locked me in here granny plea please i uh i'm dang it all right let's save the shot gun i gotta get used to these [ __ ] controls man maybe [Music] yeah yeah [Music] all right are we doing in here mr sean i think i can break these nope only the obvious boxes okay now i haven't noticed the controller vibrating in a cool way yet but i'm sure it's gonna and if it does i'll definitely tell you all right so where should we go castle dimitry or ceremony sign so many fun options oh i see we're back here some kind of other item uh we know you found some items but not quite this one oh [ __ ] castle bad oh that was cool what is this what we offer these goats of warding to protect the people of the village and his people and who break them shall feel mother miranda's right forgive me for what i must do cynic nice [ __ ] ghosts okay so we got to put our heads there let's put the family photo there and the other one all right let's check out the ceremony site oh is that over here so did he let me examine her i did first thing this is locked yep could probably climb it but you know don't want to we got some apples and oranges very nice oh gunpowder can i craft anything no no no all right let me just go forward then what about here neat cozy well that's a bit dramatic all right so we got one of them mummy mummy it's captain jack sparrow as well nice okay how do i uh should disaster fall upon the village seek out the crests one is in the care of the church the other end is in louise's house so we gotta go to the church it looks like we found the one in the church actually we gotta go to louise's house which is a lot okey dokey yeah we're definitely ah safe station all right where's this [ __ ] house oh no can i hide sun tzu always avoid a fight yes what's all this thing nice can we jump over here we can't uh that's annoying um guess we gotta go around there you take them out with a knife i thought there would be a quick time for me to kill you not the opposite what the [ __ ] dude that's fine we're fine he doesn't know where i am he has no idea where i am bro bro i'm a swedish boy i'm lost in romania i don't like it here how the [ __ ] did you end up there oh you made me waste one but i blocked what the [ __ ] oh he can jump over well so can i just kill me i deserve to die honestly you have to block way earlier like you see my hands go up but it doesn't block it okay no no stealth kills apparently oh yeah they were shocking ammo over here i want to waste them just feels like whenever i aim it just shoots up all right let's avoid this guy get out of here you're pissing me off dude we got this [Music] bye nice [Applause] how are you still alive thank you hey now we can probably craft sweet just dip myself feel all better all right let's avoid the last one you definitely saw me [ __ ] all right we're gonna have to shock him i don't like this either how much [ __ ] help does this guy have thank you thank you he's dead close the door please you could have helped they're so annoying what are you doing here stay back please don't hurt us whoa it's okay i'm not gonna hurt you honestly i kind of feel like i see normal people at last have you seen any other survivors no they're all in louise's house and she's not answering in the gate is locked quiet girl he's an outsider guess i'm not knife master 2021 [ __ ] [ __ ] we're setting ducks in here can your old man walk no one of the monsters cut him he's lost a lot of blood we have to get into louise's house there must be a way inside stay here be quiet don't move until i get those gates open i could have crafted a lot of ammo what the [ __ ] here i'm saving this [ __ ] yes oh my gosh now you're all generous what's that nothing happened oh okay still missing that need some other kind of item like this all right now i'm ready for a fight there better be someone in here because you're gonna die yeah oh nice tiles cream cream fluid oh kemp it's like what do you use that for oh another one oh we got it no it's locked is that it yeah okay we need a screwdriver isn't that right barrels hello [ __ ] sake yo they got pizza ovens in romania i respect it how do i get inside through the oven through the window through them okay i'm missing something obvious what's going on here the frick oh it was something obvious come on it's clear hurry hurry ah shut your mouth gramps he's not used to relying on other people i'm sorry we'll be safe in here won't we sharing out there that's for sure hey do you know anything about what's going on here it doesn't make any sense mother miranda has always protected us nobody's answered father we have to get inside this is like an average in romania for you too just hold on a bit longer papa don't worry i got this you what you have to do is you have to open the door hello anybody home maybe a familiar voice louisa open up it's me elena stop shouting you'll draw the monsters who's this a friend stay back it's jacksepticeye for god's sake julian let us in no they'll smell the blood you'll endanger us all my father will die out here that's not my problem what's going on these people want to let a dying man into our home come now these people are our friends go on go inside come now this way you're not from this village uh no no this really sucks julian go make yourself useful and check the grounds i said go well if elena trusts you then so do i come inside ethan wait here i'll check on the others oh is there any clues i've been there and i've been there and i've been there this way sorry was i snooping i was hoping i could block her off come inside the others are waiting what the [ __ ] is this outsiders you're going to get us all killed guys anton we were hello fine by ourselves please ethan take a seat we we took like two steps to help them is this they were literally next to the entire village all that's left there is no one left a worthless invalid a stupid whaling [ __ ] and you you drag a bloody man and an outsider in here like it's nothing and expect to be all safe there is no safe every sorry bastard out there has been ripped in half but tomorrow tomorrow we'll all be dead just like a damn husband put a sock in roxanna that's enough but a sucking egg has protected my family for generations and drunk or not you are all welcome and safe in here whatever he seems nice tell me what the hell is going on here we don't know one day we were a quiet devout village and the next the monsters came and attacked us and they they kept coming wait louisiana where is your husband did they no no he he is out there he's dead somewhere for sure bro you went to get help yes yes yes that's it he he went to fetch help let us pray for him for all of us good idea come gather great ones hear our voice together as one oh we're praying my bad we call on thee within at mother mother miranda with the mommy mousekers the tea should be ready come help me elena please can't wait that prayer i've heard it before there was an old woman near the graveyard give me that a [ __ ] as crazy as a bag of rats there is wisdom in her devotion though and i hope it protected her as it shall protect us [Laughter] what are you doing leonardo what's wrong are you okay oh father don't stay back no let me go [Applause] i have a gun right i could probably save them shoot let me shoot all right stop it stop it let him go i said no right you couldn't i i'm so sorry father she wasted two shotgun shots get out of here it wasn't your father anymore you did the right thing [Applause] elena elena no there's nothing you can do this entire place is collapsing you couldn't save him he was already gone leave me alone no we're getting out of here together all right new love interest i gotta get out of here romanian girl let's see how it is we have the maiden friends okay so we need the other crunch okay are you following uh when there must be some key or something here somewhere a locking mechanism um not here definitely not here this place is going to burn down soon you think we can see the mirror no shame all right we got some wine we got some nothing we got some more nothing oh chuba there amanda a local dish tradition we're getting money where are we gonna spend that take the screwdriver out of the key ring if you need it all right so where would i hang my keys gotta be here somewhere nice effect key ring where's the bloody keyring then all right so we gotta examine it this is uh love it we got it hey look while you were crying like a little damn the fire's moving fast i find the screwdriver all right you hear me let's start this guys what are you thinking step back we can bust out with this i could start uh doing ubers around the village i'm sure the vampires need some transport all right let me try that again are you all right what just happened let me back up again the fire there isn't any time ah we got plenty of time that's good because smoke usually goes to the bottom grab on right sure don't worry and try not to breathe in the smoke i know thank you ethan you're kind i know i'm i hope your family is safe i give you great advice once we get out of here maybe you'll get to meet hey try not to breathe a lethal smoke just a little pro tip for you come on it'll hold there that's our way out oh thank god but what then the village is still full of monsters we can't fight them there's too many hey hey don't talk like that we'll find a safe house to put you in until i can find my daughter my hunch is she's in that old castle no the place is full of nothing but blood and death and i don't want to be alone while you're father oh [ __ ] he's still alive that's not him not anymore bro she you shot him twice you shot him twice idiot did you forget about that i'm sorry you gotta go i'm going with mommy milkers anyway stay there you're dead honestly don't even care come on give me your hands bye bye save your daughter elena don't give up reach for me why is everyone dying on me you kind of didn't let everyone die in that room let's get really you could have you could have killed me too much so she shot him twice with a shotgun without hesitating right and then he goes ah and she's like no it's my papa i must die now domain this place is going mad why the [ __ ] is this happening again hey [ __ ] ethan's having a rough time man let's go back in guys elena are you okay all right we have the screwware rooney bang okie dokie [Applause] [Laughter] oh it said hello who was what was that why did he sound like uh morty from rick and morty mother miranda you okay though you okay though that's a nice tractor that's an r400 it's very popular in europe looks like it's in decent shape condition we could ride this all the way up to the tower shoot the r stands for really good 400 times over uh let's see so we're back here right no wait we gotta go back further hold up where did we come from is it here yes death has visited them all mm-hmm yeah good one there part two all right i gotta go right through the church got it oh we could save here actually [Music] yes yes yes yes um where was the door that was already here okay guess this leads to the castle oh i was hoping you could switch them around but i guess not oh wait which way does it go oh i know it fits [ __ ] thank you that's a nice door nothing but blood and death huh let's go always got to look out for that ammo you know cool cozy honestly oh barrels we meet again huh and they're making wine geez well well didn't think anyone was left you must be pretty tough huh who the [ __ ] are you oh you're not local or even better ah we cool you're whining we're almost there [Laughter] his father gets going yeah the man is of no real use to anyone else and my daughters do so love entertaining forms furthermore oh what the frick are you killing where you mean you'll screw around give them to me and i'll put on a show that everybody can enjoy so ghosh what do we care for bread and circuses the man thinks suffering is assured yeah cause a man's dick is cut off in the castle no no no no we're not doing that i've heard all your arguments some of you were less persuasive than others but i've made my decision heisenberg a man's fate is in your hands where the [ __ ] mother miranda i must protest heisenberg is but a child and his devotion to you is questionable give the mortal to me and i will ensure he you'll find your food somewhere else quiet now child adults are talking i'm the child you're the one who's arguing with miranda's decision responsibility if it was wealthy oh keep glory one day your head will actually fit your ego you might fight don't i get a singing silence my decision is [Music] and now let the games begin okay [Applause] let's see get ready three jesus christ that's right run for your life uh-huh oh left or right i guess i picked the wrong one didn't they ah never mind very nice don't shoot don't shoot don't shoot it hurts it hurts i don't like it ah santa goddammit how did i survive that you're still alive yeah i know i uh oh [ __ ] [Applause] that's fine honestly we just kicked this down no problem [ __ ] gotta nothing like fresh he likes american ground beef at least oh what jesus christ that's right run for your life uh-huh i was and then i didn't the the wait all of this very nice thank you all right here comes santa [ __ ] i broke it i got it sorry i'm gonna be here but i had to sneeze and i got a bunch of slime it's disgusting i'll be right back all right okay now oh my god all right what do i miss geez uh skip [Applause] so this part was oh doing squats for no reason all right let me in guys seriously my word you truly are as strong as they say thank you so i jump down here and then i just died but i guess i'm supposed to just run right oh where am i supposed to go gotta keep dollar and more entertainment here it is blonde soaked grand finale nothing like fresh american ground beef uh bro you already used that line too wait do those freaks have rows oh i'm oh lay is it true that that song my is that romanian my faith so lay style oh no no that's not it i need to know this do you think they make a an easter egg in this game if that's the case do you think he's dead a lot of traps here [ __ ] how many traps do you need bro sheesh it is romanian so all right it's such a strange language you don't hear very often now it's all i can think about when i hear it chumba delay barrels all right what does numa nume i mean no my new money what it mean though did i walk here yeah i did was there an option to go straight here no i'm missing something ah yes we made a gamers ah almost there nice oh anyone has heard of the likes of you a hero searching for his daughter though i must say that castle arouses suspicion yeah and so do you i am but a humble merchant here oh forgive my manners call me the duke now to business weapons ammunition healing salves how could anything you desire i can provide bro what a lad welcome ethan i've prepared a special present for you oh supply sort of gunsmith or duke's purse everything has a price what is that a crystal skull we did get one of those earlier that's worth 900 apparently [ __ ] are these stuff i can sell you want to buy that yeah i'll sell it [ __ ] it ah uh what is this weapon oh that was part of the game slaughtering things nice oh that's so strange it costs nothing see why i shouldn't buy it do you have enough firepower i can now offer an expanded weapon modification service ooh let's upgrade our handgun first apologies but i don't extend credit ah we're not there yet okay everything is quite expensive i would just buy the free free stuff what is this all right we're done here till next we meet can't wait what a guy i like him yeah he is cute i guess it's like a resident evil 4 what do you buy i never played it but i just know it's so like iconic okay rose be here three daughters bella cassandra and daniella uh literally didn't ask what the hell romanians are cringe let's go here oh it looks good i like the light on the curtain how you doing i got good aim now take that back ah there's the door all right all right all right we're in the castle this is great okay so this is like a hub by sim right so pretty they sure a lot of details back in the day like [ __ ] oh my god everything's locked in this joint um where should we go we came do we come from here i think yes what about this store then ah oh oh oh so much stuff nor stains a craftsman of the late 19th century in north stain was branded a heretic in his homeland it wanted the lions until he settled in a remote village norstein then created four labyrinth the castle the house on the hill the waterwheel and the iron tower upon their completion he put a gun to his temple and took his own line each labyrinth is unique and required some specially crafted meatball i'm kidding uh madame ball to operate each one i wish contains crystallized human remains which are said to be north stain's four beloved wives man had four wives sheesh the labyrinths are their graves cool i like that there's some crystal [ __ ] here oh don't tell me i was supposed to keep that crystal skull uh-huh why is that moving there's got to be some foreshadowing stations so there's a saving here but nothing else strange that must mean we're coming back here and that thing will unlock somewhere to go through right anyhow let's keep looking did i check this one no i didn't my stain is lined up dragon saudi day [Laughter] oh no it's a lame one oh my dude my knees have gone through way too much this is [ __ ] up oh bro you did not need to do both my legs like that mother i bring you fresh prey you are so kind to me daughters now this is what we've been waiting for wow well ethan winters you escaped my little brother's idiot games did you let's see how special you are yes mother yes mother okay very special some people say i'm super special are we starting to go a little stale then let's devour his man flesh quickly mother i am the one who captured him now now daughters first i must inform mother miranda but later well there will be enough for everyone hey god they love [ __ ] ah we [Laughter] [Music] that's all right i'll just hang around so they cut my legs like i got an arrow in my knee i lost my fingers and then they hung me through some meat grips is this the demo by the way i never played it but i assume it's around this area all right look around what do we got my hands i'm hanging oh that's but maybe my left ah you are crazy ethan i would have torn the left one because it's already fun right yeah yeah just pour some you're fine ah that's good it'll heal let's give it a 20 seconds that's a nice plate all right do i have my guns oh they didn't take my guns the [ __ ] they're gonna pay class nice we got a [ __ ] glass over here do you think i can shoot the plane it should crack right i think no i don't think i can [ __ ] with this plate next gen everyone what about the bottle no that's a bottle wow we live in the future damn they must have spent a long time designing all these details like [ __ ] it's crazy all right what about what about the fruit can we cut the fruit what about the tea cup just curious what i got to work with you know do i need a key oh oh oh four shotgun nice what is this game from raccoon keep sneezing having a good time that's where we came from what am i missing ah yes city resident evil 2 of course that's fun it's cozy hey boot you made it back man all right can we break the pot yay all right should we try crafting a little bit we got some lightning make more [ __ ] i need to be so dramatic about it this game is so extra can i squeeze through oh i should wear the armor right all right we're getting a lot of stuff here it makes me think there's no pp uh what are you saying it's gonna say they don't have pp protection in the medieval ages oh we're back here nope we're not yes we are come on all right what's this line no we're back here have they taken rows okay do you think the ring goes on one of them two of them three of them well it would be here then it's probably some faces uh sorry only then you will be saved whoa look at this i'll take it okay we're back here isn't there save nearby here they drink blood in the teapots crazy hey it pays off there's so much hang on ammo now gotta break everything now [ __ ] you plant sorry examine the ring where is it in my inventory ah oh it's looking right at me [Music] hey so so soul [ __ ] pot the eye gauges thing is that it i just heard a door master angel's blinded gays i know we've been here because i [ __ ] [ __ ] this place up someone said to look under the cup i figured i'd do it all right let's go upstairs yes love that you know it's coming watch you mister ah come on did my hand actually heal i haven't cut open a man in a while that's all right you're not gonna let me string you up slice your jugular and just watch taking a live dead witch would you prefer uh let me think i'll get back to you on that one this is a boss no yes i won thanks that was unexpected the winemaking techniques of castle dimitriska can be traced as far back as a 15th century long before the current occupants of the castle alcina dimitriska uses his legendary yet peculiar technique to enrich the wine's flavor intensity and bestow it with a thick bouquet her best vintage is sang with virginies i bet meaning maiden's blood it is kept in a special ornate bottle decorated with intricate silver flowers a special butter adorned with flowers just some sort of [ __ ] clue i guess i gotta put the bottle there right all right i got this got the bottle there let me get the bottle hey let me get the bottle we need some maiden's blood there maybe all right maiden's block am i supposed to look for a particular one hello am i a virgin can i use my own blood athens a virgin we know this right can the barrels be broken that's a good question nope they did look sturdy i'm not gonna lie why did that one vampire thing just come to spook us and then ditched you know i feel like i looked in all the rooms i didn't see any virgin no trace of virginity did i pick up a wine i don't think so no bing bong hmm virgin's blood hmm yes yes maybe in this there's there's there's blood in here maybe there's blood in the kettle and we could pour it and it unlocks a puzzle and then we can all go home this is locked yep okay all right yeah you're probably right there's something up there we didn't fully examine this baby ah [ __ ] [ __ ] not oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm fine that's all right that's all right that's all right nope can't kill a dead inside june 9 1958 it was my first day working at the castle today i was most shocked to see the other staff were all women the mistress and her daughter were very adamant that they wouldn't buy it was quite peculiar okay so two weeks three weeks later it's been two weeks since oh since i started working at the castle and i'm a little afraid another made adella made a mistake and miss daniella slash her face with a knife and at night i can hear her wailing as if ghosts roam the house i want to go home i don't know what to do the young ladies were complaining it was too hot and stuffy during dinner so i hope that we know just a crack shut it now shut it now they all shrieked that mean unison sheesh i fear i may be taken down into the cellar never to be seen of again i don't know what to do i don't know what it is i'm crazy that's crazy i had to take a chat but see the music's popping though oh yes skirt [Music] what the [ __ ] ah follow the music mummy mummy mummy mummy we were so close to greatness yeah better not make any noise oh knife fruit thing they proved him oh yeah we're looking for the wine weren't we um [Music] what the [ __ ] are those it makes sense the one is in the cellar hmm i'm inside in the whoa what a cool room what's this for the [ __ ] romania what is the point of this room ah trust in life why is there's room here all right they're all pointing this mane all right there's two of them and they look identical oh i look too close and immersion ruined uh-huh okay there has to be something pushed the lantern into the fire whoa that's cool with my head swing with some force i could just stab it as long [ __ ] you lantern should i bring it oh no turn it on thank you so empty here like damn torturing devices nice love that one what is it that's some sort of eye drilling device nice big costume while they this is like one of those stretchy machines at least they fed them oh another lovely device candidates arena michaela michaela lewis ingrid rejects oh lena didn't make it this has something to do with virgin blood or something sorry barros you know i gotta try find [ __ ] inside all right could use them what does it say here indistinguishable all right they did something epic down here clearly ah [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that definitely gonna be enemies down here i'm fine with that hello all right [ __ ] no ah that's a lot of yet all right guys all right guys hey one night watch where you swing that all right you're the last one thank you took a lot of ammo but i think we did all right now i need to find more ammo nice are there more of them yep why not whoa all right how do i guys i wanna pipe one then come on i want to blow them up believe cassandra caused all this mess yep oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are we not bad that tastes good all right [Music] i was leaving anyway you're tonight's main dish oh i'm a snack thanks where are you going little one away from you bed stupid man thing man thing move your hand impertinent man what my body is breaking die [ __ ] it's not happening it's not happening i don't like you she then she's so very dead that felt good i'm not gonna lie it's fun i like it very very good yes oh [Music] [ __ ] god man thing she wanted my man thing what did i mean i found the virgin blood wine nice now we gotta kill the other two of the crazy ones and mommy milkers is all ours [ __ ] are those dogs oh that all right oh recall compensate ah oh yes equip on the vista i guess we're safe as long as we're by the windows right ah yes okay so we're here now let me look around a little bit more before we go where we need to go oh i broke the windows cool that was unexpected i know you could do that okay upstairs for green gamers uh yeah we were hungry for a snack that's why we hit the fingers alright so is this where it was yes nice virgin blood kind of what it tastes not gonna oh it went away [Music] yes we use the key to get the key to the courtyard bye where's the space station we should really save like it's been a long time it was on ground floor right no i actually haven't saved so it would be really good if we don't do this right now all right i can hurt this [ __ ] here all right you wanna fight me now didn't think so all right break all the windows break all the bus well i guess we're not saving oh yes really pretty okay we need uh something there that's fine more time to kill vases this is definitely not yet there's some light over here so and there this should be open oh mommy mommy mommy i'm here okay i'm coming i'm coming hey we're gonna have some cash later on buckaroonies i like doing that i don't know what that says about me this is a door no that's a wall what have you done to my daughter i'm here mom oh a man what is that left no that [ __ ] which one do i press for the map ah the middle one okay we're in hall of able look for rose in the castle that's our quest okay hello yo they got a bath don't mind if i do oh it's blood isn't it that's [ __ ] up y'all [ __ ] up women are blind to male advances but the poor shall take their chances to give their lord their bounties sown so that soon the wind the wine may flow if i ruin that don't flow at all can i break and your mother is a hoe i thought it would be locked oops nothing in here no no no ah yes yes yes oh that end that ass that has today hello how are you fine thank you oh all right so how do i know can i move this as well yeah move them how is it just looking over there nothing like a statue puzzle i did it women are blind to male advances but the poor shall take their chances give their lord their bounty zone so that women are blind to male advances okay these are my male is this male advances but the poor shall take their chances so they can look at him to give their lord it doesn't really tell me doesn't really tell me that much so the women look away from the men right and the guy is looking at the man i can't turn it anymore it's literally two two ways i think this is right is she poor the poor will take their chances i'm missing something what am i lying to me then okay could it be that this one is wrong ah yeah yes so smart hey very good in the basement oh go time sorry go i hope there's an achievement for killing all of them because i definitely will and all buckets what the hell oh this shocks you but not everything else we've been through dude we have so much ammo there holy [ __ ] this is wine did you see me but here i am scraps right take it past here all right are they in the water i smell the jump scare uh hello take the corners where are they hey there you are all right you're gonna have to die for that you know that right stop wiggling your [ __ ] head suddenly no one oh another one where where where ah nice [ __ ] man i don't want to get hit by that all right nice why don't i t honestly why don't i take their weapon oh they're so annoying let's make him count boy i'm a wee bit lost at the minute we came through here yeah there's something there all right we came here and then okay here we go where was it here we go it's a bit late to barricade now right yeah i'm scared for sure there it is ah what i'm hitting that nice saw it coming i like this place i don't like this place i might have to do this [Music] [ __ ] there we go nice all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right i shot this it would suck to run out of hammer not gonna lie bros ah ah yes all right knife time whoa whoa cool i like that nice off we go all right we're out of that hellhole i like the game it's kind of cool it's fun ah shave station [Music] that's perfect because i kind of have to end it there see you tomorrow with another episode thanks for watching hope you guys look forward for more and have a great day yes see you tomorrow same time

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Rating: 4.9545407 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: dgw9o2a39Q0

Length: 147min 20sec (8840 seconds)

Published: Fri May 07 2021