r/Iamverysmart | 500 IQ

this will be the map i don't know about that one man screenshot this i have a tested iq of 148 after analyzing all the information out there this is the map that is going to happen oh this didn't age very well did it do you think he knows by now or should we tell him [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today i'm going to be taking a look at r slash i'm very smart because as you know i am an incredibly smart person highest iq on mk i'm just kidding that's lexi but they're gonna have me read this one anyway it'll probably be funnier because i'm actually quite dumb so without much further ado let's get right to it shall we thanks i hate it you must be an insularious [ __ ] if something so benign bothers you pretty cringe dude i'm pretty sure that guy just made up a word therefore i made up the pronunciation for said word studies show of you listen to classical music you have a high iq i listen to it quit often not often enough you might want to bump the numbers up a little bit horseshoes never need trimming only their hooves hell that'd be an amazing source of iron if they actually grew screw iron golems let's farm horses it's iron leather and meat well would you describe this as a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is amusing as a result holy god man what did you even say i feel like we're going to be running into quite a few thesaurus hounds as we go through this sub oh i see one says one the other says nine it literally hurts me to see people saying it's nine the answer is one brackets first does it does it literally hurt you when you see calculators do things like this such a freudian image boys want a female with which to recreate the comforting sensations and emotions associated with the experience of being breastfed as a child but it do be like that so you're telling me if you want a girlfriend it's only because you want to nurse again ten dollars black sewing machine brooch it may help you to spell it correctly brooch imagine coming in that obnoxiously only to be wrong bravo bravo absolutely fantastic hell i probably didn't even pronounce it correctly so here we are i swear a group of russians united for a common cause can do pretty much anything hey that's why the germans got blasted back to berlin lol yeah no oh here we go guys let's get ready obviously you haven't read about the eastern front the russian army was encouraged to do things via threat most of the time a charge was executed it was because half of the regiment was ordered to stay behind and shoot anyone who didn't charge the red army in world war ii worked via dread and threats not unity and teamwork call of duty wasn't in fact an accurate portrayal of actual history relax mate it was a joke clearly your joke wasn't smart enough for his iq his intellectual intelligence beats the crap out of you my 19 year old son bought a car today the guy who sold it to him took the cash counted out a thousand dollars and gave it back to him saying good luck in college pay it forward unbelievably kind and brought tears to my eyes cars will become unbearable liabilities for most people as energy prices rise i regret to inform you that you and your son have been deceived into thinking that personal car ownership is an accurate sign of socioeconomic status and freedom to act in the future global economy wow so many big words dude where'd you learn socioeconomic huh did you google it did mommy say it on facebook the cg actually looks super real cgi cgi stands for computer generated imagery that's like saying wow the computer generated looks so good it burns my brain cells seeing comments like your comments like his what really good funny i embarked on a similar project years ago but i didn't feel like posting on reddit in a pathetic attempt for karma moreover i scrapped the project immediately the moment i realized it offered me no intellectual challenge still congrats wow i'd like to introduce myself sir i'm the regional manager of who the hell asked incorporated psa the word ion by definition is an atom or molecule with a net electric charge due to the loss or gain of one or more electrons thank you google dictionary in high school chemistry it is not nor has it ever been a shorter version of the wording i don't or i do not sorry to those who say this i mean no harm it just makes me cringe much like you're making all of us do right now did you really have to end this with an emoji i'm not sure how anyone can believe it is statistically possible for a president to win with a perfect 270. the way the electoral college is divided throughout the states is such people have advised me i need to be using critical thinking pretty sure that is critical thinking well i can't comment i'm not smart enough for you stranger things is for kids dark is for smart people please don't rick and morty the fan base it's a show it's good but it's not a measure of your intelligence if a stranger things fan tried to watch dark i think their brain would explode yep there it is but for a lot of people dark takes a lot of brain power jason is a smart guy and a deep thinker this interview was one of the best that i've seen not that deep read some aristotle aquinas or kierkegaard yeah man or maybe try reading some jk rowling or some j.r.r tolkien or some r.l stein frankenstein enters into a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective for the last time frankenstein was the name of the doctor a doctor who built a body are you serious here my man can someone get this guy some new air jordan so that he can properly jump to conclusions next time i am colorblind and i just took my driving theory exam today of the eight dot tests i could read too but i still passed because the questions are selected from a fixed pool so i memorized the layout of over a hundred thousand dots so when i saw something i couldn't see i analyzed the pattern and deduced the answer but you don't know how to spell still you can do that but you can't spell an insane amount of people not getting the joke really shows how dumb the average user is what's the joke i just wanted to highlight this legendary duo well uh well i know what the joke is just want to see if you knew why it is so difficult when you are a lot smarter than normal people shouldn't it be easier well not for you people act like this is so hard i'm 15 and yeah i do have a really high iq 150s and i can easily do integrated calculus in my head and easily calculate the amount of valence electrons in a nucleus and i'm also highly trained in quantum physics by the way i'm totally self-educated there are no electrons in any atomic nucleus boom that one reeks of copy pasta actually a lot of these do but still they're funny i went to college with a lot of guys trying to work for boeing i think i changed their minds via a compelling essay on class inequality as it intersects with race national origin and disability half a dozen talk to me after class about alternatives to capitalism [Laughter] me writing a 10-page essay eight hours before it's due i could knock out 10 pages in like two hours i wrote an 80 page case study in 48. it was supposed to be a hundred pages minimum but i got an a anyway you're claiming you still got an a but you did not do 20 of your assignment hmm i call bullcrap my dude people who know me well often try to remind me that i'm so so so so much smarter than the number two person in the room and that i should just let disabled people be disabled people because it isn't worth my time my dad drilled it into me before he died that anyone under a 140 iq is like a different species to me maybe this is why i can't get a job i'm hated for being smart that's right it's definitely for being smart i miss how holidays felt when i was younger i miss talking to people before acquiring mass amounts of intelligence i feel you i think we all do my wife's first boyfriend when she was 15 killed himself playing it he was suicidal oh god i do not want to see what this was posted on homicidal suicide implies that there was no victim bro shut up literally the definition is the intentional taking of one's own life he definitely typed that crap and thought yeah i sound cool as heck oh boy we got jordan peterson up in here this should be considered cheating at this point i do not typically gravitate towards comedy as i find it rather base and skewed but recent events have left me amenable to levity what is some affable and rational humor in which i could indulge i mean you go screw yourself you are to me what you are to the chimpanzee that is the difference in intelligence wow this guy's brilliant after watching this movie i was going crazy to ask everyone else to watch this movie but they showed no much interest that is when i realized that i'm living among people with lesser mind same this movie is amazing but everyone who i know has seen it don't understand half of anything going on it sucks i feel the same none of my friends or thank god that one cut off holy cow yes yes yes we all saw the behind the scenes where they made the black hole and it made us all feel smart so shut up you have an iq of 74. how i took the test myself and i got a 134 i'm 12 years old you would have to be an idiot of unimaginable caliber to get a 74. it's only 20 questions jesus christ almighty what the frick i'm smarter than 134 percent of people where'd you get that number imagine a world where the famous musicians actually studied a new music theory music would be great there are very few people that i can talk to nowadays about theory notes that actually make up some advanced chords scales modes keys reading sheet music etc playing three to four chord songs consisting of just major and minor chords gets extremely boring that's why i play jazz ninety percent of today's musicians can't comprehend jazz right right okay you keep believing that one dude tell me what does your job entails i teach kindergarten i feel like that's pretty self-explanatory huh my job is quite complex though i'm used to the endeavors involved it entails a highly strategic and analytical approach in terms of contract securement lots of travels across countries hiring and purchase of telewares as well as sub-engineers for telecom organizations it's huge just like its revenue though lol so how are you doing today what's your plans and schedule for today well not to respond to you you freak the way this guy described his job is basically the same way as saying oh yeah i handle daily transactions for a multi-billion dollar corporation when you know you're a cashier at mcdonald's no one's ever going to get the fact that hot and cold is kind of like todoroki from my hero academia because that's his quirk i instantly get a lot of jokes so wow do you how many other blatantly obvious things do you understand here's the thing i have a political science degree and almost became a lawyer you don't want to have a constitutional discussion with me i literally have pocket constitutions strewn about my house stay in your lane i would like to see your degree thought of it as a drunken knight turned to math night soon after i get horny about mathematics i genuinely don't know what to say to you man i've never heard someone say something like that about math if anybody in the comments is good at math you should try and fact check this to see if he even got any of this right or just drew a bunch of weird crap that makes no sense oh thank goodness we have come to the end of the road for this video ladies and gents i will admit i am so intellectually stimulated right now but i gotta go always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video make sure to drop a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then consider getting yourself subscribed and clicking that bell icon and until next time stay safe out there and get some iq tests

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Length: 12min 22sec (742 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 19 2020