Russell Peters | The Perfect Job For Me

oh what happened buddy you're pink as [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is going on with you look at that look at that yeah [Applause] you look raw are you okay did you go for a chemical peel today it wasn't even that hot out how did you get sunburned what are you some sort of arab you've got a scarf on i don't know arabs could get sunburned i knew they could get burned you know but like i what kind of arab syrian or something no egypt [Applause] are there other egyptians back there or something all right i get it i get it stay away from that area it sphinx over there [Laughter] is that your wife nice nefertitis um [Laughter] you're not egyptian she's like i'm not egyptian palestinian oh that's real problems that's uh egypt you just create problems palestinians actually have problems all [Music] right uh well i'm glad this worked out for me because uh you can't do this in a regular job like if i had a regular job i couldn't just walk out and consult welcome to starbucks can i help you smurfette how many doctors are here tonight doctors and hours do we have yeah it's a lot of doctors that's a lot of doctors you're a doctor sir what kind internist what does that mean internal medicine or something as opposed to what topical solutions what do you mean like like where the house do you put medicine in and i hate it so if somebody fell off their motorcycle and had road rash you couldn't help them doc my skin's all peeled off i am very sorry [Applause] that is an external problem [Applause] so you couldn't help king tut with his sunburn then could you we should put you on uh one side and a white guy in between if you guys be red white and blue you can represent america the new face of merc and you're a doctor bro you're a doctor right there you are sorry right there what kind of doctor are you eye doctor he's i-ish sort of an eye doctor he's more just eyelids eye doctor that's not really a helpful doctor you know what i mean like like if i was on an airplane and some there was an emergency like oh my god is there a doctor on board we have an emergency i'm a doctor this man's having a heart attack [Applause] let me see what i can do sir how many fingers do you see this is two this is one one two two one that's a doctor that's

Channel: Russell Peters

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Length: 4min 20sec (260 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 29 2020