Russell Peters | Double-Date

okay what is your name lebanese armenian guy fahad with a oh vahak you everything maybe that's not your name just your dad's reaction to you being born honey we had a baby boy oh [ __ ] [Applause] how's your brother are you me is he good is he doing see it could have been worse jeez never jump to your own defense wait there's somebody with a more of a hawk name than you he's all the hocked up now you're just a bag of rats he's locked is that your lovely wife with you no girlfriend you have to look at each other to figure this out tinder date what happened were you guys on a date or just it's a double date where's the other couple where that that's not a double date this is a the double date would be the couple on either side of you that's just in the same venue with another couple right now that's and this guy bought her a [ __ ] entire bouquet of roses is this your you guys are together and you set them up what made you go hey vahak like who knows who there you i would imagine you know of a hawk and who knows the girl you know the girl and you're like hey i know a guy that wants to hock you he's gonna have a hock the [ __ ] out of you so it's their first date and you made them [ __ ] sit right there you guys are and you're armenian bro no what are you hispanic which which style mexican why can't you say [ __ ] mexican it's l.a i'm not ice don't worry about it i mean if you look around this room they're going to take way more other people before they get to you so you're mexican and you too sweetheart so two mexicans and how do you know when armenian guy you bought uh you give stolen credit cards what do you do like uh what do you or you know the girl and you know you and vax are best friends and and she's mexican too okay so hock you got the deal the girl you're on a date with is max are you mexican sweetheart yeah she's mexican it's good stuff trust me it's uh and [Music] that's your first time hanging out i won't call it a date i'll say you're hanging out but do you think maybe huh i mean she's pretty cute do you have any kids of a hawk how many four you sure you're not the mexican how the [ __ ] do you have [Applause] how does that even happen do you have kids sweetheart how many two so between the two of you got half a dozen kids so clearly and recklessly is in your mo you're good tonight get in there you

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 764,674

Rating: 4.8696036 out of 5

Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

Id: 4AvNhhJmi5A

Length: 4min 42sec (282 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021