NEMR - Love Isn't The Answer (LITA) Full Show

[Applause] ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage your very own [Music] never lebanon how's it going [Applause] first of all thank you so much for coming out to the show tonight this is unbelievable this is insane there's i i'm overwhelmed to be honest there's way too many of you here unbelievable unbelievable man holy it is good to be back in lebanon after all this time i've been off as you know been touring everywhere we've been taking the lebanese signature comedy the whole world around and let me tell you there's no better place on earth than this country right here i know some of you might not believe it but trust me man trust me you have no idea how amazing it is here first of all it's so good to be here because as a lebanese person it's easy to be yourself in lebanon right you can be you it's hard when you're abroad man i'm going all over the u.s i don't know if you're aware of this but being an arab in america right now isn't the hottest thing to be cause there are two types of arabs in america right there's the uh there's the you the same arab you see in every tv show and movie ever made with an arab in it whatsoever and then there's the uh this the real this is what we look like it freaks people out man some guy came up to me after a show he's like man you know are you really an arab or are you just saying that i was like i don't think anybody just says that they're an arab in america i don't think anybody's like you know what's going to open up doors for me just blow them wide open if i tell people i'm in arab i can smell the money right here in america right now this guy came up to me after show he's like man you don't look arab i was like thank you he's like how do i know you look like you could be an american i said i am american he's like no you know i mean like you know i'm like not a terrorist he's like no i'm not i'm not saying yeah he asked me this one guy asked me like how do i know if i'm talking to an american american or an arab american the funny thing is there is a way to know the difference between an american american and an arab american all you have to do is ask them to say massachusetts no arab american can say massachusetts they see the machachochets is the closest you're going to get you could be dying in massachusetts it's not enough motivates like 9-1-1 what's your emergency i'm in matcha churches where in machado sir i don't know it next to connecticut what rest in peace sir you had a good life it's got to come to an end that's crazy man but right now it's a really positive time in america it's a very positive vibe you know everywhere you go everyone's happy you know they're all smiling all the time i'm being very sarcastic it's the shittiest vibe it feels like beirut in the 90s america literally this is the most arab america has ever been you know why america's messed up right now it's because america is angry and america they suck with anger they have two emotional states in america zero and a hundred they either don't care whatsoever or like losing their mind to the nth degree immediately dude like there was i'll tell you the great there was a great outrage that happened when i was in america about a year and a half ago two years ago had nothing to do with politics almost destroyed the country does anybody know what it was it was beauty and the beast you know the movie beauty and the beast they remade the movie with real actors and actresses everybody was excited instead of watching it as a cartoon we get to see it with new in a new perspective with real actors and actresses everybody was excited then the director gives an interview three weeks before the movie premieres and he's like by the way one of the characters in the movie is now gay and all of america was like like immediately to a hundred there were protests they went to the street to protest disney they went to the walt disney the happiest place on earth they were picketing it they were trying to stop people from getting into the movie there was so much outrage that i fully expected to watch the movie and for it to have the gayest orgy of men just banging in the most violent and visceral but within the disney spirit of course like within the spirit of the movie you know like be our guest be our guest put your anus to the test and then just like a wonderful moment for the entire family you know the teapot comes in starts teabagging everybody our guest the argus just a wonderful moment that the family could enjoy but no i was so disappointed i'm gonna reenact the entire gay scene that almost destroyed the united states of america you guys ready for this there were two characters one's name is gaston and the other is lefou right at least they're the right characters they chose french people so you have these two characters hello frenchies how you doing at one point in the movie gaston and the foo they hug one another right normal hug nothing to it plus who are we to measure gayness of hugs when we hug each other like we're about to make love at the i'm saying normal hug right no by the way if you've never seen two emirati men greet each other you've missed out on seeing the most gay experience of your life i have no i was shocked they they approach one another dude kissing on the lips would be better they approach one another they touch noses they're like what the are you doing [Applause] literally grabbing him by the balls and squeezing would be less gay then going like and then continuing the conversation like you didn't just wrap your nose against another man so in this movie gaston lefou they hug one another normal hug nothing to it no nose rubbing nothing they hug one another and then gaston pulls out of the hub the duration of the hug has come to a natural end on the other hand stays in the hug nestled in the bosom of gaston so gaston looks at him like what the what are you doing oh my bad that's the scene that's the entire scene and this is funny i've done this joke all over and a lot of people look at me kind of skeptically because they think as comedians we over exaggerate things to get a punchline across and they think maybe i'm i'm trying to over exaggerate how angry america was there's an amazing marker in time for you to know just how angry america was if you don't know go to the comment section for the trailer of the movie on youtube by the way if you've never been to a youtube comment section it's a wonderful place just so positive and uplifting go to the youtube comment section for the trailer for the movie the top comment last i checked was like three months ago so it's probably much more but last i checked the top comment had over 482 000 likes and it said and i quote the gay agenda is destroying the fabric of families in america isn't that great they're worried about the gay agenda in a movie where a woman falls in love with a bison you're worried about the gay agenda she literally bangs a cow and you're worried about the gay agenda [Applause] like what if the children get confused how will they know what a real marriage is supposed to look like dude they're out of control they're losing their temper over everything they're not like us man we've gotten so angry for so long if we're not angry we feel like something is wrong because we got it under wraps man over there it's gone out of hand we respond to everything here with comedy over there comedy is under attack like you have comedians now with agendas we're supposed to be comedians we don't have an agenda you know what our agenda is the truth we want to make you laugh the only way you can make somebody laugh is if you say the truth otherwise you're not going to laugh that's that's what our agenda is supposed to be right now you've got comics in america with agendas nobody's dealing with the truth anymore right like that country's become so obsessed with what should be nobody deals with what is and it happens in the comedy like everybody's doing trump jokes right i don't do political humor so we're not gonna go there but everybody's doing trump jokes which is fine but nobody talks anymore about like the hard to discuss things like the fact that muslims voted for donald trump how do you think he won michigan it happened it really did look some of their cousins are here it happened but nobody believes me there in the second presidential debate between hillary clinton and donald trump a muslim woman stood up she was arab she was veiled she asked hillary and donald the question underneath her name it said undecided and i remember i was there all of america was like undecided how could she be undecided like it's you couldn't fathom that it happened but it happened dude muslims voted for trump especially muslims in america muslims in america are sick and tired of their relatives visiting from overseas and here is a solution finally somebody's looking out for the muslims in america it's like we wanted you to come but the orange man we are so sorry all these white people in america walking around he's not our president the muslims like it's okay you're our president you will eat with us tonight look what we got look how delicious so much food nobody came thank you and we cook with spices not ketchup and it is affecting congress it's not affecting comedians there's a lot of comedians in america now that complain for some reason a lot they say things like ah we can't do comedy anymore it's too politically correct and that's like a thing that a lot of people are worried about worldwide comics everywhere is like what can we say now because people get offended look we're getting paid we shouldn't be complaining right like i mean if one of you gets offended today and you leave you already bought your ticket leave the out you think i give a look at life here go the door's right there you idiot though right because if you leave and you get offended it's it's on you man because you could have had a good experience if you just waited to see where we're headed because we're dealing with the truth but it's affecting all of us now that's the problem not people like me we get paid you don't get paid how many times have you guys said jokes that offended people and it was a joke right people are like no i you can't say that here what i've always loved about this country and the reason i became famous here was because i used comedy we rallied behind comedy look comedy is the most powerful weapon you have you know what the biggest war in the world happening right now it's the war of narrative and the war of narrative jokes are your nuclear weapon you don't give that away we should never even consider toying with jokes when we fought isis here in lebanon we won with jokes remember when isis tried to come into the country we fought them militarily first right and we crushed them at the border three thousand of them tried to get into lebanon and we destroyed them you remember that fascinating fascinating and dude i was so surprised when i tell people in america about this they don't know because we never talk about it because it's not a big deal i don't know why in america the media hyped up isis like they were this incredible military force with divine power that would never be defeated these are people who fight in flip-flops for sake you lose a very important tactical military advantage when you fight in flip-flops element of surprise are you gonna sneak up on your enemy you're like let's go stop stop stop stop stop stop you can't you can't ambush effectively 3 000 of them tried to get into lebanon we heard them all the way from syria like what is that thunder doesn't those they're slippers jesus christ i tell people in america this and they're like oh never you make jokes but it must be because you have a very powerful military that's why it was so easy i say well let me tell you about the lebanese military then the men and women in uniform in our military are probably the most powerful warriors you'll ever see in your life anywhere in the world that's a fact that's a fact but i tell them the reason that is is because they have to be because that's all we have we don't have an infrastructure military like the american military dude when our soldiers go into battle they don't go in with like air support and naval support and we give them emotional emotional support that's the best we can do we put up a billboard we say hello emotional support and you know who are from the lebanese mothers lebanese mothers are the backbone of our military might literally lebanese mothers i've met soldiers here and i've picked them up because they're hitchhiking auto stop atlanta i'm gonna go fight isis yeah okay that's my emotional support jump in i am a patriot don't worry i got you what on your mind i got you lebanese mothers will call their sons on the battlefield here and do what every good lebanese or arab mother is supposed to do put pressure on their child to perform better they'll give them a call like hello habibi how are you today did you kill anyone today you'll be like no your mama i couldn't they were hiding and she'd be like no i thought you better than this my neighbor her son killed three is she better than your mother is she listen kill two kills just two just and then tal come home i have made your favorite food and this is amazing this is something you should know it doesn't matter where you're from in this world when your mom says i've made your favorite food nine times out of ten it's what she believes your favorite food should be but it's not your favorite food the go-to food in the middle east to disappoint your children specifically in lebanon is themselves this is the most disappointing thing it literally looks like somebody threw up in your plate literally would you like something some yogurt salad [Applause] and dude the soldiers know this they're like i'm not going back she didn't make lasagna she made him zadara i'm going to stay here and fight isis and that's how we won a mixture of lebanese moms and himself or lebanese eminem and we annihilated isis it was that simple it was that simple ridiculous and you guys should be happy that i'm in america because there is something happening in america right now that thank god i have gone there to clarify this situation we're going to take a bit of a detour from the story just to acknowledge something that is happening that's terrible in america all vegan and vegetarian food in america is becoming lebanese cuisine and it's unacceptable you have no idea all these restaurants are serving lebanese food like [Music] they put hummus hummus the grape leaves they have tabbouleh salad dude they have lentil soup i even saw him shut that at a few restaurants i'll meet people now they're like where are you from i'm like oh i'm lebanese they're like oh my god i'm vegan i'm like no no no no we're the terrorists don't confuse us with that vegan it's al qaeda not el quinoa remember that remember that my friend look do we have anything to do with the terrorism no is afghanistan even remotely close to lebanon no but if i'm going to be racially profiled in a miracle if i'm going to be stopped by the security at the airport the tsa for a random check i would rather every day of the week i would rather they stop me under the suspicion of terrorism than to accuse me of being a vegan are you kidding me those people are way too extreme rather be a terrorist you know that's my favorite joke to tell because i always know whenever i tell that joke that there's most probably like a vegan in the crowd and they want to protest but they can't because they don't have the energy and it it makes me so happy it really does on the inside that joke's for me i'm glad you enjoyed it but that was for me because i know there's a vegan out there who's like no that's not asparagus juice do they have asparagus water back to our story we fought isis and then we crushed them militarily and we were left with the real enemy what was the real enemy it was the hate the ideology and what do you how do you defeat hate with jokes what we did in lebanon to put the final nail in the coffin for isis i tell everybody about that over there do you guys remember the day before the first paris attacks when three isis suicide bombers blew themselves up in lebanon killed 56 lebanese people dude i was here i'll never forget it the next day we didn't take a day off we didn't declare a day of mourning we didn't act we acted like nothing happened everybody went to work and i remember this this crew the bbc the british broadcasting corporation they're looking for something dramatic to film here after they blew themselves up here in lebanon they couldn't find anything there was nothing it was a normal day we were all going to work there was nothing so they sent this crew to the the street where the bombings happened and they're like let's film some b-roll footage maybe we can put it up behind us on the evening news whatever let's get something they go there they're filming they see this old man standing on the street where the bombings happen sweeping up his storefront getting ready to open up his shop the next day so they walk up to him the next day though the next day and i'm watching this they walk up to them they're like excuse me sir can you describe your emotions right now like what are you feeling and this guy takes a step back on live tv and he points at the highway and he's like there is still traffic in this piece of come back we have many more it's amazing and when i tell this to people in america they get so confused especially white people white people are so cause they're very sensible logical people we'll talk more about them later in the show but for now just let me put it right there and preface it with that they get so confused because they're like why would you ask somebody from isis to come back to solve your traffic i'm like first of all you don't know what the traffic's like in lebanon second of all i tell them let me break it down to you like this imagine that you're isis without deposit sorry that sounded too positive sorry okay it sounded like i'm recruiting people in america for ice victory could be ours very soon my child the caliphate will stretch from here [Applause] imagine that you're iced you turn on the tv the next day what do you what do you want to see you're going to want to see images of the country broken the spirit decimated people crying in the streets instead you see a guy on tv standing where the bombings happen and he's telling jokes what bigger sign can you give that you didn't even get to the spirit of a country when you're telling jokes in that situation right that's the power of jokes dude that guy was on all day he just kept telling better and better jokes man i had friends of mine we were calling each other up tuning into this one guy on the british broadcasting corporation on the bbc instead of thinking about what isis had done the previous day i'll never forget the last thing he said was maybe the funniest thing i heard in my life he's telling jokes the whole day and then this woman tells him the reporter she's like sir this is our final broadcast it's prime time we're live there's over 184 million people tuned in to you right now this is the bbc one of the biggest platforms in the world would you what would you like to leave us with some final words before we leave and suddenly he gets super serious and he's like okay let me tell you the truth when i was 14 years old my uncle he blew himself up very successful killed everybody thanks god and i remember i was very sad you know he's my uncle he used to give me money and stuff and suddenly we're at home i hear a knock on the door who could it be i go i open the door it's my uncle no arm no leg but the rest of him is all there i was like uncle what are you doing here he said i came back from the dead i smelled them [Applause] dude if you're isis and you're watching this you're gonna be like the do we have to do just to give this country a bad day jesus christ you wouldn't say jesus christ but the sentiment's the same whoops plus do you guys remember what the best part of that whole thing was when we found out three days later that they weren't three suicide bombers they were five but two of them died because they were standing too close to their friends who died you had one job you literally had one job and you it up that should be a lesson to all of us that if you don't already know this this should be a lesson to all of us that if you want a job done right from the first time you send a woman instead of a man to do that job and you are guaranteed results guaranteed are you kidding me if those were five female suicide bombers each and every one of those bombs would have gone off flawlessly that's not even up for debate first of all there would have been five women so there would have been no closeness full separation been like all right ladies you ready we're gonna do this okay you ready okay here we go five four three three what what's wrong what yeah we're counting from five you want to count from three who cares what we count from leslie this is why you have no friends i swear to god i don't even want to be here i'm just gonna who dresses like that on the day they're gonna die i hope you die twice you ugly ass full separation every bomb flawlessly but it's all cause it was five idiot guys three two one let's go to victory everybody here we wait we forgot the secret handshake [Applause] it's ridiculous look all i'm saying is and we know this here there is no situation none where you can't tell a joke we all know that it's just the worse the situation the better the joke has to be that's it it's got to be a joke it's got to have meaning that's what we do here man it's a strength of spirit like i can now prove because of the current political climate in america i can now prove that white people are the happiest people in the world scientifically and i don't even need science you just need to look at their dogs have you ever seen white people's dogs they're the happiest animals i've seen in my life i've never met a white family with a dog in america where the dog wasn't like ecstatic on crack cocaine just doing back flips running all over the place you're like oh my god how old is he like oh little rexy he's 48 and he's in the prime of his youth on a vegan diet and he's thriving dude i moved back five years ago that was the first thing i noticed where the dogs the dogs in the middle east are on a totally different level you ask a lebanese dog who's a good boy you're going to get a totally different response than in america go up to a lebanese dog be like who's a good boy who's a good boy the dog will be like [Applause] can i tell you something nothing has brought me more joy than explaining to americans but because it's the greatest thing we've ever done in our lives how poetic are arab men that they've incorporated kissing into fighting all over the world when men fight they get up in each other's faces men infinitely intellectual but in the middle east we have that extra layer of spice we get into each other's face and just before we start throwing punches everybody's surrounded the moment is there the climax is coming the momentum is built one man will look the other man in the eye and go wow wow and if the other guy in front of him flinches you'd be like he automatically wins the fight are you kidding me what an incredible culture we have what is this my favorite though my favorite i love watching fights for this is when they do that there's the flip side you might do the thing and the other guy might not flinch or even worse your lips might be dry and you'll be like and nothing comes out and then you have to leave the neighborhood in the village but there's something else that white people do that differentiates them from every other race in the world and nobody talks about it white people are the only race of people in the world that plan things in advance like they make a commitment a year two years they will make a commitment they'll never break it most of you bought your tickets in the last two days of this show [Applause] i have 50 emails at least shouting at me because it's sold out they will make a commitment and as soon as they make a commitment they are so confident that they will go that they share their commitment with everyone when we if we make a commitment if with a capital i and an f which is more than three or four hours in the past because we're usually like if we make a commitment do we ever tell anyone what we're planning to do we never do we never do my mom used to always we have jewelry against the evil eye we touch wood white people don't live in this world of wizards and mystical powers and spells they live in the real world they make a plan they go they'll come up to you they'll be like it doesn't matter how far in advance it is they'll come and tell you to like oh my god guess what in 2023 we've decided we're going to take the tesla and we're gonna go for a road trip all the way from massachusetts to our country's capital washington dc and we're going to go as the whole family and we're going to drive there and then we're going to drive back so we can create some memories as a family before little tonya goes off to study at george washington universe i challenge any non-white any of us here to gather our family members put them in a vehicle or a confined space for any duration of time longer than 21 minutes i challenge you to arrive at your destination the same family members as when you left your point of origin i challenge you you'll get there you'll just be a totally different family by the time you get there doesn't matter even if you're arab and you're in america it's not going to change who you are you'll get to your destination like where is grandmother we had to get rid of her in matcha you know it was too much what about grandfather oh we shot him in the face back in virginia you know so that's why grandmother why did you shoot him he was good man i love him very much we said you love him join him you know it had to be done what about your daughter oh she was a we got rid of her long ago it's okay we make new one nine months not too long that's another problem that's plaguing the entire world by the way the stuff we like online says a lot about us and it's not good like you'll have these girls and don't get me wrong they're gorgeous like like tits ass and i see it and i didn't discover this they want you to do you know they have them they wear the g the genes but they're not gene are they genes are they nobody knows what are they they come to here so you can see the ash but you can't see them but they're coming you know which jeans you know what i'm talking about right you can see the ass but no you can't because it's covered they take pictures where they stare into your soul i love them they're just like [Applause] but just before you can get aroused you look underneath the picture and there's an inspirational quote from like an author it's like some uplifting thing like you'll have the picture be like but it says underneath it when life gives you lemons they say make lemonade but i say no you take the lemons remove the seeds from the lemons plant them in the earth watch your lemon tree grow and then when it grows climb your lemon tree and walk to the top and stare at the world and say i am here and i am what a what the are you what are you what are you what are you you're not the dalai lama nobody's here for your wisdom nobody's like dude i came for the tits but i stayed for the thoughts let me tell you it was fantastic you're never going to meet a man ever you're never going to meet a man where it's like dude how did you get into nietzsche well bro you wouldn't believe it but so i was on this instagram page right this girl had these phenomenal tits and i'm staring at them but underneath it it said if the dark if you stare into the darkness long enough in the abyss then the abyss tears back at you and i was like whoa and let me let me tell you this i don't want people to think this is an attack on women because men there is a formula okay whatever a woman does this you can use this for the show and for life whatever a woman does a man does plus stupid okay that's a formula you can take it anyway men will also post sexual pictures online they're the most confusing and bizarre things a man trying to be sexy online this is every picture of a man trying to be sexy online you guys ready for this here we go what the are you doing dude at least women have logic like i got tits i'm gonna push them out i got an ass check it out man what are you doing and men not to be outdone by the women they will also post captions they will put words underneath their pictures but where women use inspiration menus motivation because you see the men are always about overcoming the haters every man has haters people trying to bring them down but they're here to share the knowledge with you they'll put a picture like that underneath it it'll be like they said i couldn't do it but i put my mind into it i respected the grind so the grind respects me and look at me now with my abs and my in the head [Applause] what did you do you did sit ups what did you do you literally sat up and then relaxed many times for a long duration of time and now i'm supposed to listen to you like you're some beacon of wisdom shut the up i don't care what you have to say but let me ask you this are these not the accounts that have the most likes and the most followers online what does that say about us man it doesn't say anything about them first of all good for them god bless i love let me make that very clear this isn't i think are amazing really people say don't shame how can you shame they're angelic there's nothing may god bless them not too much because if he blesses them too much and they don't have to themselves off then we've shot ourselves in the foot what have we done we've done that god bless but within reason thank you sir thank you sir thank you thank you i'm not saying don't follow them i'm saying follow them but where is our love for the other people dude the intellectual leaders and i've seen instagram and stuff they try to solve it they now post the caption from the picture you used to have like you'd have those pictures with the sexual pictures with the inspirational quotes they don't have that anymore they take the inspirational quotes and they make that the picture with like a sunset in the background and like a hot girl looking into the distance then it just like fades out the word and then they put captions for those pictures and they're just emojis that make no sense of something positive like let's celebrate our differences hashtag togetherness that's the picture then a bunch of emojis like there's an eggplant and a train and none of it makes sense but as soon as we see something positive online we're like oh my god celebrate or did we start like like share we tag our friends i thought of you when i saw this that's just as bad man even if it sounds positive it doesn't mean it's true the dumbest thing i saw in america was when the presidential campaigns were happening and hillary clinton came up with her saying love trump's hate that was her quote and all of america got united for one moment all hillary supporters were like oh my god love trump's oh hold my hand love trump's hate that's it that's all we need love and even trump supporters were like yeah i love trump's hate that's why i'm voting for trump he's a man of love everybody had their explain and it was beautiful you saw all of america united for one moment behind one of the dumbest things i'd ever heard in my life love trumps hate love trumps hate this show is called love isn't the answer it didn't spot i was inspired by that moment love trumps hate in what dimension do we live where love is a powerful enough emotion to overcome something as amazing as hate dude there's only one thing in this world more powerful than hate you know what it is a more focused and disciplined hate that's it i can prove it to you when two people love each other and for whatever reason people around them don't want them to be together sometimes they fight to stay together you ever ask yourselves why they don't fight to stay together because they love each other that never change they fight to stay together because they hate being apart and if their hatred of being a part is greater than people's hatred of them being together they stick it out and if it isn't they fall apart that's what's amazing about hey hate is great in the right hands we could make t-shirts out of this make some money dude i learned about the power of hate when i was 10 years old in san diego actually in here in beiru actually wait it's a bit confusing let me explain i grew up in san diego but when i was 10 my dad was like we need to go back to beirut where it's safe so we left san diego too dangerous we came back to lebanon in 1993 right a lot of us here probably did that as well remember the civil war was ending in lebanon a lot of people started coming back and this isn't our civil war is a bit different than most civil wars right like the american civil war is so organized tusa two sides two sides one side one everyone agrees they can sell merchandise off of their war that's the only country in the world where you can make money off of a civil conflict the lebanese civil war hands down one of the most if not the most stupid civil war ever fought in the history of humanity dude everybody killed everyone and nobody won anything nothing nobody even eliminated anyone when it was done they're like oh you're still here they're still here i didn't matter would you like some coffee we came here in 1993 and i know probably a lot of you know this about me now but i have to disclose it in case you don't i'm christian you'll understand why i'm telling you this in a second we get here in 1993. my parents want to put me in an american system school happens to be in a christian neighborhood now it's not a christian school this is 93 the war is over but segregation is high tension is high you're not going to find non-christians in the christian neighborhood i go to school first day of school i become best friends with a kid his name is hamudi hamudi is obviously a nickname or an endearing way of saying muhammad muhammad so he was christian too so you want to laugh i did a show in atlanta we had one lebanese woman in the entire crowd i said that joke everybody laughs she stands right up she's like no no if his name is how can he be christian why are you lying to the people it's like we're in a comedy show she's still fighting the war in 2018 the is crazy and me and hamudi became best friends not because he's muslim and i'm christian and through our friendship we're going to change the country and heal it's because we were the same height i'm a tall guy i'm a meter 95 six foot 5 when i was 10 i made it to a meter 82 at 10 years old i didn't start out that tall okay i started out this tall but one day i woke up and i go to sleep and i wake up the next morning and i get out of bed and i look down like why is everything so tiny and then my mom opened the door and she's like and i had grown from this tall to this tall in one night i had a growth spurt and they're like no tall people in this entire region tall people are like unicorns in the middle east dude for real everybody's short everywhere i go everybody looks up at me because we're always been dodging bullets and missiles and so we've evolved to be shorter over time because it's better on the knees you see it's the only explanation i have dude there were no tall people hamudi was literally the only kid i saw i got to school it was me hamudi and midgets everywhere just little people scurrying about with backpacks that weighed like six tons and 800 books to study a one mathematical equation so we became best friends because we're guys that's what guys do you need one thing in common you become best friends we're not sophisticated and emotionally intelligent like women we need we don't need a spiritual connection we need one thing you look at a guy like you have chesterto oh my god and you become best friends for life they'll meet men who've been friends for like 49 years like how did you know you're going to be best friends he's like when i met him he had chest hair i had chest hair and immediately i knew he would die for me and you're done best friends inseparable so we become best friends but as soon as we become best friends and we're hanging out i start to get bullied at school both him and i and i don't know why i came in here i had no idea i didn't they're making fun of me they're bullying me in arabic i didn't know what they were saying so i didn't know it's because he's muslim and i'm christian right i'm from san diego i don't speak arabic dude i didn't even speak english i was from san diego i knew like eight words i was like okay like all right okay and like that was all i knew and the worst thing was it wasn't the kids because whatever for me i was like it's the kids being kids but it was the teachers too like it was insane especially this one teacher like she would lead all the other teachers she was a french teacher so she was predisposed to being a but still she was exceptionally vibe it got so bad that i actually went home one day and i told my dad i hope none of you have ever been bullied and if you have i hope you've forgotten it but for those of you who haven't you probably know this when you get bullied you usually don't tell your parents because it's an it's embarrassing right you hold it in it got so bad that i told my dad my dad ever since i became friends with this kid i'm getting bullied and i don't know why so my dad's like what's the kid's name because this is lebanon you ask somebody their first name then their last name and you know the entire history of the village oh his mother is a his father is a drug dealer you know his family made money from carpets but there was cocaine in the carpet so you know that was that was a family let me tell you about this here in lebanon you guys know what i thought they used to sell carpets and put the cocaine and roll it up and then stuff it was a magic carpet ride it was really i can show you the [Applause] i can show you the world where do you think genies came from take your time with that joke that's a good joke it's a powder genie comes out of the okay forget about so my dad goes what's the kid's name i said his name's hamudu he didn't even have to ask for the last name he's like oh yeah go call your mom he's like call your mom and don't come back until i tell you to because he wanted to talk to my mom on his own see my dad has been in a long successful happy marriage married now for 41 years and yes 41. they're actually sitting right here right now both of them my mom and my dad and i'm pretty sure it's a lot my mom could be a hostage but i'm pretty sure it's a long and successful happy meal okay and my dad told me something when i was eight years old he sat me down he said nimr i'm gonna give you some advice if you're lucky one day and you find a woman that loves you and you can get married there's one rule you should never forget happy wife happy life and he goes there's only one way that i can ensure you keep this in check anytime you have a big decision to make ask your wife for permission before you make the decision and you go and and and you'll know if you married the right woman because she'll make it feel like you made the decision and that's how you know you married the right woman it's very simple rules follow them and my dad wanted to ask my mom a question he had a big decision to make which is what do we tell nimr do we tell this kid the truth which means breaking down the entire lebanese civil war to a 10 year old kid from san diego because the lebanese civil war man is the most complicated civil war people ask me to break it down they're like what was it it was like muslim christian i'm like look no war is about religion it's just dressed like that but we had that here right it was you know like muslim verses christian versus jew and june christians muslims muslim christians muslim against jew and muslim and christian against muslim christians watching jew eat popcorn while muslim and christianity muslim christians come from against christian and christian against christian and muslim against jew and muslim christian and christian and then we have the saudi arabians jordanians the palestinians the syrians the kuwaitis the iraqis the emiratis right and then we had the europeans and the asians they came in they had a little proxy war and then you had the americans and the russians they came in they had their little proxy war and then the chinese came in and we're all like what the the are you doing here and they're like oh no we heard you had great hummus and we're like oh my god we have the best hummus in the world and we remember we taught them how to make hummus they go back to china they start making it for like one tenth the price they start selling the hummus and all of us here were like that so we united went to china we fought them we defeated them and i know people give a because we took prisoners of war but you know what i'm proud of that plus we raised them in our image dude some of our prisoners of war from china are famous like muhammad in america they know him as bruce lee but we raised them in our image you understand this is how i explain the lebanese civil war to my american friend it's a very complicated war you're going to tell a 10 year old kid about a war like that where millions of people died millions more were displaced and nothing was gained you're going to take away that kid's innocence which is exactly why my dad wanted to tell me he's a lebanese father nothing brings more happiness to an arab dad than to watch the innocents disappear from their child's eyes and to see it replaced with the burden of responsibility nothing dude you should have been there when my dad told me santa doesn't exist santa claus it was the most legendary moment of my i was five in san diego the day after christmas he was bathing me so i was nude vulnerable and as he's bathing me i'm like santa claus got me this is [Laughter] [Applause] i was like nah he lives in the north pole i was like and he got the receipt and he showed me documentative evidence my father the robert mueller of my life came in with a presentation and just so you know i wasn't like sad i was maybe the happiest child in the world because immediately i was like oh my god i know information that nobody else in the playground knows guess who's going to be the cool kid when he goes back to school and tells everyone that santa claus and that's exactly what i did i went to school the day after christmas break and i told everyone about the lie that was sent with enthusiasm i was like guys guys come back come here you're like what i'm like guess what santa claus doesn't exist they're like nah ah he lives in the north pole i was like no uh my dad told me do you guys remember the power of the words my dad told me when you're a child on the playground that's like the lord himself parted the heavens and was like here is the truth [Music] as soon as the words my dad told me left my mouth their faces immediately were like and they just started crying and then they told other kids and they started crying and they told other kids and they started crying within 20 minutes everybody all the kids in the entire school were crying everywhere that's when i knew i was an arab in that moment in that moment because i was surrounded by misery but i'd never been happier in my life that's when i knew that's when i knew who i was i didn't need ancestry.com to tell me who my people were i knew i started finding people who were in crime like hey you why are you crying oh you didn't hear santa claus doesn't exist i know go cry little this is fantastic [Applause] so my dad wanted to tell me and my mom because she's a lebanese mom and they're gangster she's like tell her she's like tell him he's gonna find out sooner or later tell him so my dad brings me into the room and he sits me down and he breaks down the entire lebanese civil war took about six and a half hours he went into every single detail from the muslim christian jew thing all the way to bruce lee every factual do you know why i say the bruce lee thing there's actually i say this in america i just don't tell them it's a joke because here's the thing in america there is a growing population of people called flat earthers who believe that the earth is flat [Applause] and as a comic i just was like there could be some material here so i went and i joined their forums and stuff online and it occurred to me like it's very simple in america if you just say something enough times and form a group online and stuff eventually people start to accept it as fact so since i'm touring the entire country my plan is if i keep saying that bruce lee is lebanese that hopefully one day some american guy will be approached by another american guy and be like do you hear about this thing like bruce lee's from the middle east and the other guy be like yeah man you didn't hear about the hummus wars of 1973 like in my mind and you guys think that i'm saying that as a joke i put work into this every morning i go to bruce lee's wikipedia page and i change the entry after his name every morning it's my ritual i put bruce lee open parentheses originally mohammed handur born in lebanon every day they delete it but one day they're gonna get tired it could be our day i'm working on this i got you lebanon don't worry i got you we're gonna take it over my dad sits me down breaks down the entire civil war and then he tells me something i'll never forget he goes now nimr the reason you're being bullied is because you're a christian and hamudi is muslim and he goes they don't want you to be friends he goes look the kids they're just doing whatever their parents tell them to do but the teachers so don't listen to that don't worry about that he goes but the teachers parents that generation they're telling they're making fun of you because they don't want you to be friends because they've probably lost family members to muslims during the war just like muslims lost family members to christians during the war that's what happens in a civil war people die i said okay what does that have to do with me i wasn't even here he's like well it has nothing to do with you but they take it out on you because they have no control over the situation when they take it out on you it makes them it gives them a feeling of control and they feel better about themselves and he goes do you know what that is nimr i said no what is that he goes that's hate i said but that's wrong he goes it doesn't matter because it's hate it's real deal with it that was the end of the speech there was no inspirational ending like open your heart to love and you will overcome the no it's hate it's real deal with it so i was like what does that mean do i stay friends with hamudi do i stop talking to the kid i asked you like eight hours ago it's just one question what do i do and my dad's like well you're an adult now i can see it in your eyes he's like you decide that was the first night i did not sleep in my life a sleepless night right we have those now as an adult right you gotta like your girl cheats on you whatever your guy is an you don't sleep but at 10 years old i didn't sleep a wink man but the next day i got up i went to school and i never talked to hamudi again okay i'm lying i i did stay friends with hamuti do you know why i say what i just said though let me tell you something though did you he did you feel the room die i want you to know something everywhere that i do this show and i've done it in the middle east europe africa asia america every state i can think of every time i do the show no matter where i am when i get to this point and i say i never talk to hamudi again you can feel the wind get sucked out of the room everywhere i go you can feel people's hearts drop and i love that because i want you all to have that emotion so the next time the next time anybody tries to split us up from our religion or ethnicity or whatever it is you remember that feeling because i just distracted you with that story but that's who you really are forget the underneath we all want to be one that's why i say that that's why i say it remember that it's important they don't want you to remember that remember of course i stayed friends with hamidi do you think i was going to stop being friends with hamudi for a bunch of christian midgets please finally i found a tall man in the middle east my posture was better i could look at a man without having to look and plus short people are the meanest people in the world dude what do they say about tall people gentle giants what do they say about short people that's all you hear i heard the same damn jokes for like 15 years [Applause] every day so of course i stayed friends with hamutu but something changed that day i felt something i had never felt before in my life when i went to school that next day hate that was the first time i felt i never felt hate before i thought i knew what hate was at 10 years old i thought hate was when i would be in lebanon and i'm playing super mario brothers and the electricity would cut out and i get really far in the game i'd be like that i thought that was hate turns out that's just frustration turns out hate is a much more visceral emotion dude it was violent it was so bad like i still remember exactly what went through my head that time like i hated the fact i couldn't be friends with someone because it's something that happened before i was even born and i hated the fact that it was because of religion my whole life people said religion was about bringing people together now i'm finding out you're using religion to drive people apart and i hated the fact that it was teachers or elders everybody said listen to your elders because they have the answers now i'm finding out they're part of the problem i hated it that's how i felt 10 years old 10 years old but here's the thing i knew i had to do something about it for two reasons one hate is great you remember when i'm sure you've hated we all have a moment where we what's the first thing that goes through your mind when you feel hate you're like oh i'm gonna pause i'm gonna i wanna be me hate is a motivator you can't live without emotion as soon as you get furious as soon as you feel hate you feel the need to have to do something when you're in love what do you want to do nothing you want that feeling to last forever love is complacency but hate is great so that was the first reason i knew i had to do something about the second reason was my dad told me to he said i had to deal with i have a lebanese dad we know what that means if he tells you to do something and you don't do it he'd be like didn't i tell you nobody in america gets that joke i'm so happy to be here i'm so happy to be here every time i do this i have just this crowd of white people like [Applause] because it's weird but why people their parents talk to them like they're humans it's so weird i don't know how it works i've never had that like i have a friend of mine in america his name's trevor he's white i mean obviously his name is trevor he has an eight-year-old kid eight-year-old kid he asks him stuff like he's like hey little man hate champ hey little man how's he going how's it going you got any dreams what do you want to be when you grow up what are your dreams good if i told my parents i have a dream they'll be like you have a dream go back to sleep and then they just keep on doing their job is your dream to be an engineer no shut the up and then they just keep going and if you said i don't want to be an engineer they'll be like it's okay i will beat the engine here foreign [Applause] [Applause] so i knew i had to do something about the hate but i'm 10 years old what the hell am i going to do in a situation this complicated i don't have the wisdom to deal with a situation like this the only wisdom i had was from video games i knew from video games if you couldn't beat the level you bring in player two right that's called strength by numbers you can learn that from sun tzu's art of war or if you play like mortal kombat like you can learn these lessons from multiple places so i remember thinking to myself i'm like all right who can i bring on my side who's that player too that i can bring to help flip this over my class i was like if i could get my class to start hanging out with hamuti and i then we would start to have the numbers to maybe turn this around like okay what do hamudi and i have that nobody else in the class has height and i was like okay where is height a competitive advantage on the playground basketball exactly so i came up with an amazing plan i entered our class into the regional championships in that area for basketball and at first we started playing basketball i kept hamuti off the team or as i like to call it the pre-islamic era we were scoring an average of 40 45 points per game i brought in hamburgi we were scoring 85 90 we were dunking on these midgets like there's no tomorrow dude even the christians in my class were like allahu akbar they were losing their might because we were seeing on the scoreboard what happens when you work together instead of apart we were winning we were winning the points were there it was undeniable and it took a week man yes it took one week one week he went from being the muslim kid in class to just another kid in class then we won the freaking championship we go back to class now we're the cool kids people want to hang out with us it took two weeks he went from being the muslim kid on the playground to just another kid on the playground and that was cool that was easy because it's kids kids like that they change that's why any of you here that ever let your kids carry on in your hate should be ashamed of yourselves you're here for them they're not here for you remember that right so the kids that's no accomplishment kids flip like that we still had the teachers to deal with especially the french holy this woman was relentless she'd come and be like never mahmudi it's new and shouldn't you guys go outside and bend over to pray to your god should i tell you what way mecca is facing so you don't stick your ass up in his face and here's the thing when i found out about santa what did i do i told everyone so when i found out about the civil war what did i do i told everyone it took like 67 recesses but we got through it eventually so by the time i was done everybody in my school had as much hatred in their hearts as i did so one day they came up to me after the teacher was pulling some of her usual they walk up to me they're like never we can't let her keep making fun of her friend hamudi like that we got to do something about this i was like i don't know what to do yeah but i had no idea what to do so they're like you know what remember let's let's have a meeting after school today meeting so we called for a meeting a bunch of 10 year old kids after school lasted like 42 seconds the buses were leaving we couldn't choose take our time this is lebanon if i'm in america and the bus leaves the parents can sue the school over here the bus leave it's encouraged it's ridiculous you'll be here tomorrow so we had about 41 seconds but in those 41 seconds we came up with a plan we had no idea would have the repercussions that it did i had a book called 1975-76 some of you might know this book it's a picture book of dead people right and some of us laugh when i say that because we know this book our mothers used to read it to us they'd open it and be like look what will happen if you don't clean your room some of you know this book right it's a picture it's about this thick and it's just dead people it doesn't tell you their names it doesn't tell you where they died it doesn't tell you their religion so you don't bring your bias into it it just shows you the reality the toll of war dead people so we took this book and we photocopied each and every picture in the book then we went to school on a wednesday morning around 6 a.m with a stack of hundreds of pictures of dead people and double-sided scotch that was single-sided but you flip it you know how it works we get to school and we wallpapered the walls from six to eight in the morning top to bottom all around with pictures of dead people and then we sat down and we waited for the french teacher to come in she had her first class 8 am she walks in and she's shocked in french but just cause you know whatever french people like whatever french people say when they're surprised and i remember we all stood up i spoke but trust me it wasn't my words we had written them down together everybody stood with me and i looked there i said miss we put these pictures up today because we wanted you to walk into the inside of your mind we wanted you to be able to take a look around and see what your thinking results in take a look around because this is you and you see how we're feeling inspired and moved right now she didn't feel like that at all at the time she didn't clap there was no clapping she was like yeah that's cute take them down or i'm going to have you expelled and we said no we're not taking them down until you apologize to hamudi and you give me a raise on the grade and then we can talk i'm in arab we're negotiating trust me i got this it's in my blood i know what i'm doing don't worry she's like absolutely not take them down i'm gonna call the principal and our principal man this is back in the 90s where hitting the kids was like the jam the exercise our principal was a terrifying guy and i was we were like you know what we don't care call the principal because we're not taking him down so she calls him he comes in and this guy's horrified he's like what the kind of french class the hell are you teaching these kids [Applause] she's like ask nimr sir we put these up and we're not taking him down until she apologizes to hamuti because she keeps kicking him and i out of class because i'm christian he's muslim and she doesn't want us to be friends so he turns around to her he goes is this true and i remember at the time thinking to myself like oh my god i am so screwed because all she's going to do is lie and then who's going to believe me over the teacher right plus she's a french teacher lying comes easy to these people i was lucky man because she was so confident in her hate that she admitted it with pride she was like oh we yeah of course he's muslim what am i going to be nice to him she laughed it off dude i never my principal got so angry i never seen a man get so emotional in my life he turned 50 shades of holy in like a second he walks right up to her gets straight up in her face and he's like gather your things leave the school and if you ever set foot here again i will shoot you myself straight up straight up fired her on the spot and i remember everybody in the class all of us were like holy like we did it we thought that was the end of it we had no idea that it was the beginning because we had no idea what was going to happen next we found out the reason he got so emotional was because hamudi's parents had been killed during the war but the owner of the school who was christian had adopted hamudi but kept his name and his religion intact out of respect for his parents but he did that because hamudi's parents died protecting that christian family during the war if people ask me how ugly can war be this is how ugly war is this how up it's so bad that it's considered taboo to tell people that a muslim or a christian family died for somebody of the other faith nobody knew it that's how messed up war was can you imagine that but when that happened everybody found out the community knew and i remember everybody took a step back and they're like holy we're messing up we need to we need to change and that wasn't the only thing that changed the next thing that happened where the teachers stopped making fun of hamuti for two reasons one they were just schooled by a bunch of ten-year-old kids and two they're like wait we can get fired for making fun of i don't know you get fired that's how you change adult behavior take away the money you should they were the creativity they were using to make hamuti feel more welcome in that class every day was amazing they'd walk in like my favorite child how are you today i'm here you will sit next to me my friend come here did you know my mother's name is hamudi come here come here [Applause] and dude that was it that year he went from being the muslim kid in school to just another kid in school and then the year after that we got some more muslim kids and then the year after that we got a jewish kid and we weren't allowed to talk about it and then the year after that we started get all these other kids because in this country that's smaller than san diego county with four million people we have 18 different religious sects crammed into this thing and then after that we had parent-teacher meetings changed we used to have different parent-teacher meeting days for the different religions because they were afraid if everybody showed up at the same time we'd kill each other take you like 48 days to find out your kid's an idiot until they got to your religion's turn so one day they're like let's just do it on the same day what's the worst that can happen genocide that's tuesday so they just did it and then all the teachers all the parents came on the same day and nobody killed anyone it went off without a hitch they're like oh it's working and it was working because the kids were friends and when kids are friends then the parents have to hang out with each other and things change isn't that bizarre kids being kids were able to make a change and parents being parents couldn't do anything but lock themselves in and i think that's a pretty good summary of the entire world right now that's what happened that story amongst other things that a lot of us have experienced was the contributing factors to what made this country the great country it is today and do you know why that happened because of hate do you think if i went to hamudi the day after my dad told me about the war the next day and i held him close like gaston held the food as the children hurled insults and stones at us and i said hamudi don't worry as long as we love each other that's all we need because love trumps hate hamburgi hold my hand hamoodi because all you need is love hamudi because love is the answer hamudi because it's one love hamudi do you think anything would have changed there is so much hate in this world and people like me and you and you we bear the brunt of it i was in oklahoma does anybody know what oklahoma's like we got somebody from oklahoma the worst pla it's unbelievable okay let me be clear tulsa oklahoma is a wonderful place i had a show in tulsa but rural oklahoma the countryside the white indigenous tribes of rural oklahoma aren't the biggest fans of non-white people arabs they don't like us i can tell you from personal experience i saw a documentary on netflix before my show a couple of weeks earlier about something called catfish noodling catfish noodling is a sport that white people play where they go to like a swamp or a lagoon where they can't see through the water they lie on the embankment stick their arm in the water wait for a giant catfish to come and bite their arm they then lift the catfish out of the water compete over who caught the biggest catfish and whoever wins gets to marry their cousin and it's a wonderful time for everyone involved and i saw this documentary and i was like man they look that looks like a lot of fun it sounds lebanese honestly like for me that's all i could think of i was like if i'm going to go to oklahoma hell i want to see oklahoma so i go to tulsa and the comic was opening for me i'm like do you know where they do catfish noodles like bro i grew up around those parts i was like oh could you take me he's like yeah let's go so we went to rural oklahoma deep like two hours of driving and then before we get to the place where they do catfish noodle he's like yo there's a bar here let's grab a quick drink so i'm like great let's go in we walk in there's this white guy sitting at the bar he's watching tv he has a gun in his holster it's an open carry state so they carry guns and walk around and he's watching tv shouting at the television he was watching fox news i don't know if any of you here are familiar with fox news but they're a very fair and balanced source of information he's watching fox news and they're running a story on fox news that hillary clinton if she wins the election the first thing she's going to do is bring in 750 million arabs into america to turn america into a country of sharia allah which is amazing for two reasons one we don't have sharia law here in the middle east and two we're only 370 million arabs worldwide but we are very gorgeous people so are we going to be like crazy in the next six months to reproduce double the number and prematurely birth to full term people who can change the concept is it physically possible no but miracles can happen i mean religion came from here so who knows but this guy was buying it hook line and sinker he was losing his he's like those damn arabs ain't going to come into my country they try to come here i go kill each and every one of them with this ear gun so my friend who's a genius walks up to the man taps him on the shoulder he's like excuse me sir would you mind not speaking that way because my friend here is from the middle east i'm like uh what the are you doing he's like don't worry i'm standing up for you i'm like sit your ass down he's like what you're just gonna let him talk to you like that i was like let him you're gonna join him are you kidding me he has a gun [Applause] this guy turns around his enemy walked into his midst at the apex of his hate fueled rant he looks right at me pulls the gun out of his holster points it dead at me in that bar he's like you and arab you don't look like no god damn egg rap because i wasn't the arab that he knows and trust me guys i knew i mean i'm from lebanon we know when you're in a situation where you're about to get shot and when somebody pulls out a gun like we know the difference i knew this was real i knew if i made any sudden movements and tried to get out of there he was going to shoot me then and there he'd just tell people that i thought he was going to blow himself up what else was i supposed to do and then that would be the end of the story so i remember thinking to myself in a split second what's the only thing more powerful than a hate this visceral armed with a gun a good joke so i didn't even skip a beat he's like you don't look like no damn arab i was like very good my plan is working [Applause] he perfectly the same reaction he was like all the diabetes came out of his soul i healed a man that day jesus turned water into wine in lebanon and nimr healed a man from diabetes in oklahoma can i get an amen that's the greatest thing i've done in lebanon i walk up to him i said brother please put your gun away let me buy you a drink and let's have a conversation so we sat down i said sir first of all there aren't 750 million errors where there's only 370 million you can google that man he's like google is a left-leaning liberal propaganda machine i was like fine bing whatever the works for you go for it second of all i'm like dude arabs are like the laziest people in the world do you really think we're going to leave our homes and fly to america mass exodus find an apartment furnish it go to ikea put the furniture together ourselves instead of going to the nazar down the street and having them overcharge us for the furniture also we can then study the constitution apply for citizenship pay the legal fees to then change it into a system of government of sharia law that we don't even have nor do we want i'm like it's not going to happen man you know what we're about we did the hookah brother that's what we do that's our culture we saw you smoking cigarettes and we're like what you're done 30 seconds you need at least eight hours to ingest the cancer properly and why are you smoking alone where are your children and your family so they can get cancer too do you want to die alone do you not love them what is wrong with you i was like brother plus there are people in this world that are happy where they are they're not trying to come to this country like in kuwait man dude in kuwait where the government pays their citizens two thousand dollars a month just to exist and if they get children they give them four thousand dollars a month and their education and health care is free and they pay zero income tax and if you get accepted to any university they pay for it harvard they'll fly you there pay for your tuition money for basic human needs like ferraris and lamborghinis it's kuwait he's like yeah well that's because they have resources i was like well how about lebanon we got nothing we just have great neighbors it's syria israel and the sea it's just location location location it's a party all the time in our country everybody's happy i was like but we love lebanon because the food is incredible you can go skiing and swimming in the same nobody we're too lazy nobody does it but i mean you could the tourists do you can go skiing and swimming in the same day the women are gorgeous the partying never stops you go from the party to work not the work to party that's how we do it he's like what about saudi arabia i was like no they're coming that place sucks but i mean in most cases i was like all joking aside why are you worried that arabs would want to come to america anyways aren't you a republican he's like yeah i was like so don't you believe in god he's like yeah i'm like so where do you think religion came from what do you think jesus is from omaha and moses is from oklahoma or assumption like these people are arabs you bring enough arabs in here dude you got a real shot at having trump for life he's like trump for life well god damn you ain't too bad for a muslim i was like thank you servant actually i'm not muslim i'm christian he's like christian you survived i was like yes sir i survived he's like how i was like well my good friend bruce lee taught me the ancient art of survival an ancient martial art and that's my show lebanon thank you so much for coming a good out i'll see you in a couple of years thank you good night everybody [Applause] [Music] so so you

Channel: NEMRCOMEDY

Views: 517,255

Keywords: Nemr, Nemer, Comedy, stand up comedy, laugh, hilarious, lebanon, lebanese, usa, america, american, love isn't the answer, lita, full show, comedy special

Id: vibBL8kGN1M

Length: 82min 32sec (4952 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 18 2021