Russell Peters | San Diego Crowd

good is that your uh is that your dad with you sir good all right and that's your you're the dad i'm thinking of those two kids nice what's your name dad jay and uh what are your boys names what zade or zane zade with a d and then tarek and then you're j am i the only one who notices an inconsistency here that's better all right jay and where are you from oh from jordan okay i've been there i've got some friends there and how old are your boys 17 and 14. why does 14 look older than you for some reason for a 14 year old arab kid is like the equivalent to a 23 year old white kid do you realize that that [Laughter] wow and so this is what you decided to do jay bring him to see me what happened you're you live in houston okay yeah i know i get it i'll get back to you later when you uh when your english processor catches it up again no we live in houston [Laughter] good it's a good place for indian people to pretend they're mexican that's nice get away with a little bit of both out here what's your name bro what imran okay where's your family from imran pakistan oh okay so you're indian um not till you're 100 will you be pakistani all right um and who's with you tonight imran your wife or your wives you're allowed many i mean the one beside you is your wife and that's her friend hi friend and wife how are you sucks when you have to have two one wife one friend cause i'm not friends with my wife but that's my friend this is my wife how long have you two been married for 15 years wow and where were you raised in england all right he didn't get all you know he didn't sound english until he said it you realize that he was like in england and when did you move to america 12 years ago so are you from england too then wife where are you from new york but you've been married 15 years and he's been here 12. you're not from houston are you so you got married and then waited for the paperwork to show up or did you go to england for three years you went to england for three years what part of england what part of london what landon i feel like i feel like leicester london what part king kingston kingston lovely and were you born in london and then you moved to america right and what's your name wife anika wasn't that just a mispronunciation of a nike those are the kind of nikes my parents would buy me when i was a kid we cannot afford real nike here's anika

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 250,832

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Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

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Length: 4min 40sec (280 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 14 2021