Russell Peters | Indian Student

i was a horrible student i wasn't a horrible student for indian standards i was horrible student for human standards i was like to an indian person a horrible student is he only got 80 what an idiot you know like [Applause] my like i was literally when i say like a like terrible like it like and i here's a problem i grew up in the 80s we're 70s and 80s there was no diagnosis for anything back then you know i had and i still have add but in the 80s there was no diagnosis for add back then it was like he's an idiot the blackboard's here he's looking over there nowadays this this generation is overly diagnosed you die there's a diagnosis for everything now you bump into a mic stand oh my god he suffers from bumper stand and michael phillapa [Applause] take this pill put it on your forehead i was literally a student like i'm not trying to brag but you know this is actually nothing to brag about but it's an actual fact it's funny now because it's you know this was 1984. you know what i mean but uh my ninth grade um final mark for typing it was typing back then there was no computers mike you know what i'm talking about it's i don't know how old you are how old are you mike 47 so you're you're older than me so you know what i'm saying mike same same we looked a little different but um but let's be honest generally white people don't age that well so good job anyway you know i'm [Applause] but your wife looks great so that's all that matters really it doesn't matter it doesn't matter how you look it's as long as she looks good then that makes you look good and that you know but my final mark uh raj for great ninth grade typing was what no i was talking to raj yeah thanks thanks snack bar um i don't need you to become sidebar i need you to um [Applause] one white girl and he gets all brave you know what i mean [Music] uh raj um raj my final shut the up lord jesus christ this is why your people shouldn't drink alcohol uh this is why we got rid of you in the first place [Applause] we're leaving will your terrible drinkers go um my final mark raj and ninth grade typing and not this is not an exaggeration was 13 percent even my dad was like son son you've hit a new low son you get 25 just for signing your name correctly what name did you put i was a student i got to the point where while i was in high school my my parents literally would say to me son just get 50. it's a pass just get 50. don't have to show off and get 51 just 50. they and they knew i hated school

Channel: Russell Peters

Views: 1,589,819

Keywords: Russell Peters, Special, New, Old, Comedy, Comedian, Comic, Very, Funny, Hilarious, Humor, Humour, Best, Canada, Toronto, Brampton, Indian, Asian, Stereotype, Brown

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Length: 3min 48sec (228 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 14 2021