Kyle Dunnigan is in Our Satellite | TigerBelly 150

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you notice the artists it's time maybe you don't give a [ __ ] maybe years this way well we recorded and that's it that's not it yeah it's not it that's not it well I'm just saying that the I let him get him in the zone was very good write that down let him get him the zone write it down right now in the pp if I don't see in the piece of paper you're in trouble mm-hmm all right go ahead um if your name Gilbert Gilbert go head five four slow it down don't slow down the five more because I'm in the mood right yeah if you're gonna do seconds wait a second right five three two one can I get a new sidekick yeah yeah do i I think I might need a new psychic I got a tiger back podcast room oh is it more space yeah anyway Wow my mind is being blown and open at the same time please go ahead five four three two [Music] welcome to tiger belly oh I'm coagulated and emancipated today man oh it's full thrust upwards and downwards dimensional I'm created a I've created a blockage and my minority and it's really great stuff man it's really good to be here fundamentally conceptually it's a ridiculous event and we're here together in the moment sharing each other's juices and I really enjoy it I really do my mind's blowing man cuz we're connected the fourth I the fifth I they're all seeing sideways and through their proof and I really enjoy it my point is this my name is Bob and I don't remember last week I said that was recalled later and I was kind of a god-like kind of a character and whatnot and I've changed my tone I am no longer that I am man I am man like you are and we're brothers I still am your leader everyone listening and I'm just you still have to listen to what I'm saying I still have magical powers I'm still better than the most I'm not better than Barack I'm not better than some people up Michael avanti you know him just don't eat stormy Daniels attorney I'm not better than him I'm not better than um Harry Kane in the England national team I'm not better than Marcus 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shirt on which I love love it diggin it we got this one right here looks like one of those Thai soccer players stuck in the case what's the name you got out I got out man okay because the rest of your team is is still in the cave we're trying to get out got out huh yeah what are you guys doing the caves in the first place I know looking scavengers Gavin's effigy yeah why don't you start practicing on a field I'm sorry that's okay we got my beautiful tulip flower with a little [ __ ] thick ass Filipino calves I love it foundation man her lips are good from five top and bottom pure nothing real really I'm just blessed yeah to be in front of your presence and I'm just grateful every day and now we have somebody we have a guest guys and you may may not maybe not but you may know him I swear to god man and this is a fundamental thing I'm saying right now man is is that I've always thought he was one of the best he just did Rogen's podcast he has the best Instagram in the market right now it's so [ __ ] funny his impressions are [ __ ] dead on okay and I thought you said the dog bar and you're doing fine because I want to see your [ __ ] name that's a great intro to I'm sorry I am do the countdown it's like a thing you want this low countdown to very slow whirring power yeah 5 4 3 2 1 I'm emancipated and coagulated through the utmost of supreme being of my mind we're upwards and downwards sideways we're creating destinies and downtrodden touching creating bilingual by standards creating magic really to be honest with you go go go go and that was for England for winning today go go we've got um we did this one right here no this next cut in this next guess we have is one of my favorite my favorites and he he's just great and I'm just glad he was available to be here and he's been on renown oh nine and he has been on other things and the reason why you sparked my interest I was just at the San Jose San Antonio lol comedy club and he was scheduled to play I saw his little head shot there and he winked at me the photo it was great Wow and I went you know what that's the next guy let's get a round of applause for Kyle Dunnigan everybody clap your hands now your name yeah so scared why I just don't know if I can talk yeah that was a great intro I really know I am and I really appreciate that and I always felt the same value oh just Bobby Lee hilarious yeah great all from a moment I saw you from the moment I like you just really pushing hard but you know you don't do that anymore but yeah I've been a little lazy you know I'm kind of just here and doing my thing you know you're comfortable with your success and a couple years ago you and I talked even saying that you and I might even pitch a sketch show when we thought about that we yes I did forget yeah but yeah Hollywood I don't know why didn't didn't see yeah two couple us together would have been a good idea that would have been a great idea we don't need Hollywood well I'm on a sitcom oh so I've left you that is so you really are you're straddling two worlds are you a cool indeed yeah or are you you know so I can do both now Wow no easy check everybody I don't want it easy check you want to work hard I want to work hard I don't want much money because it really takes down your legitimacy rise like Pete like it's cool like I don't know if I can afford next month like that's an artist right there that's pure yes the real thing but I like what you're doing right it's like you know it's cooler to go any response this week yeah are you now are you like is a show a hit I actually don't know I love it and I love um I'm glad you don't even know the best job what is to be on a sitcom as you don't have to write rice come in with what eight ten lines five I mean that's the best job best there's I mean there's literally one show I had three lines remember you didn't see any of them you today yeah they am you hang out you have a good time you you you get paid nicely and I have feelings for I have feelings about it that are are arm both positive and negative the the positive one is is that I have a good cast I'm on I'm on with uh Jenna Fischer and Oliver Hudson and Ellen DeGeneres's producers it's called splitting up together it's on Navy sink yeah and um and I didn't read for it they just go out of no words yeah what do what I was that's not it but here's another reason I really do believe that Tiger Valley does podcast mm-hmm and it for the last couple years has like given me opportunities I just never had yeah and it's really and and that that's thanks to the slept Kingdom who this my followers they listen right now this is lucky that the children the children of the ever most they're called the slept kings yeah Kingdom I'm the [ __ ] King another sub King on this up King and they're the whoa and their sleepers sleepers yeah there we go there's no and then the young ones are Nappers you just created that what they are called yeah we've been working on that for three years or three years sleepers listen that's what you are now what don't take that that might use that for my podcast old it we're talking about high caste before we started going yeah yeah I think you should do one I'm gonna try I mean I actually I used to have ones you know that no was it call with TIG Notaro we had one called Professor blast-off we just started really and it was about kind of science stuff you and TIG how long how many do you do we did like three hundred oh my god to was we started making real money and then she got very busy and we liked boys it before she got sick it during and after Wow a bit and just got busy as Gerald did you get angry because of her business a little bit like hey come on what cuz she's doing like movies in her own show very busy very busy very well if you texted her would you go which she texts you back her assistant was she's an assistant ok yeah we still have friendly yeah yeah you're in a relationship now currently mmm-hmm with who her name is Stephanie yeah how'd you meet her a mutual friend it was like a weekend it like Big Bear it's called arrow Bear but then it just causes problems but why does that cause ball because there was like what's arrow Bay yeah in between Arrowhead and Big Bear is called arrow Bear it's like were you from tour no California assisting Stockton right like don't say Stockton say California so you just said the right bear I didn't do anything like hitting on her wives they didn't do anything oh wow yeah and that cuz you know I was actually kind of sick of date I was in a kind of a funk yeah but but we would continue talking and you know get along great and it's great yeah I mean did you so she hit on you then yeah she was very like sneaky it's about you because you do date women I've seen over the years I'll tell you okay I look at you and I go why well not only why what well I got it I got a tactic I could share with you loved you because I'm out of my sleepers love of sleepers why are they don't have girlfriends and Nappers this is not for you yet yeah a little older when you become a sleeper yeah if you have one pubic hair nine years old with a I think he's a sleeper then yeah yes we only have like three Nappers right now but okay so what's your strategy it's all about like the attitude like the time that's so gross you'd be like even like a I'm a girl let me buy you a chick right we're at a when I barbecue I'm your Erica I'm warning you you will get turned on all right and I would have played a girl enjoy it all can I just say this I'm warning you I'm gonna try to play it as real as I can huh yes that's all [Laughter] [Applause] so hey lovely day so wait wait could we just stop that part I have to do it again because what you did was it was arm out of I didn't know that he was gonna do that yeah yeah I think was gonna be Kyle Dunnigan yeah I didn't think he was gonna be mr. douchebag so no no I'm still is is the real me oh I didn't know that yeah no I put on like let's do it again yeah but I'm gonna give you what's up yeah with God I really like the shimmer of the lake yeah well you know what I like what what I like you Oh in my bed oh no clothes Oh little straw strawberry action what's that axe that's weird you know what I'm out of my here's the thing I'm out of my element doing this cuz I'm rusty this is Wade party party this is all part of oh my go like I'm just joking I wasn't really hitting on you Oh see now you're off balance I really let's keep going and now I'm gonna neg you look put you down how about this when you raise your finger like that you're out of the scene so I'm gonna stay in the scene know that that thought you were out no let's go back in let's go back this is my plan so what oh so you were just joking yeah yeah I'm just like a regular guy why I think that I was a regular girl as well yeah well and here comes the neg now you're cool like you're I would hang out with you probably Oh hey where'd you get that that purse oh this one yeah it's a Kate Spade purse yeah those are like not in anymore right so dizzy nice angry oh my you need my real well that's a little rude because I anyway I got it as a present yeah just kidding those are great purses you see where I'm going yeah well my name is um Natalie we're both not good improviser well don't say that no yeah yeah yeah don't say that this is another level yeah that's fine now he's fine right yeah yeah but my parents when these yeah there's nothing I can do about that's cool my close friends call me NAT hey I gotta go why but you seem cool NAT why don't I heat up some time no I guess here's my number does that it so that's how or so that's how it works yeah you know what you're right you did make me sweat here a touch America my gosh you sweat sweat yeah like a [ __ ] um in all seriousness yeah that's not what I do I was trying to be cool for you guys but I really I don't know what no but I really like that a lot you know what that you got that from what's that one book the the game at the game yeah do you react yes you did why I watched the show yeah the reality show the reality shows I love that guy I missed that show mystery it's my dad no bigger that yeah I did a uh I was on a radio show in Chicago called Mancow oh yeah yeah yeah and he was on the show with me and this is way years ago it was single yeah you should get my book the game I go we'll where can I get it he's like you know anywhere bunch of novels there and I went and got it yeah it didn't work for me it's me it was like the Bible there wasn't like right because when I put a girl down they don't they're not interested you know they just walk away also the guy's full of [ __ ] cuz you remember he hit on me in front of you at the college oh that's right yeah he did yeah yeah I looked right at him and I was like no thanks yeah yeah yeah and he felt [ __ ] he doesn't have game he doesn't have game no I was with I was with two girls and we were hiking and this is called a two tattoo set yeah from his book or without to say so one guy two girls one of them is probably single that's like you look at like a situation right right so he was wearing very crazy pants that's another thing peacocking this guy comes walking right up to us and the show was very big at that moment I was like really into it so I was like oh this guy's like peacocking and he comes like jogging back without it he nagged that girl that I was with yeah he said something like those shoes are out of style right the magician's are doing it yeah correct person so you so you've always had girls no I'm not I I know how about you I mean how long did you date Sarah Silverman for like two years little over two years that's a lot you guys live together no no I was I mean just I'm not gonna don't wanna get into it because I love Sarah and I wanna you know I mean I'm not gonna get into it but I just I've always had this question is yes we does anal but the thing not a tree yes nobody it because I'm such a I'm a huge fan of both of you but she's huge fan of her yeah yeah I would not be able to date up a famous comedian I don't think he's that hard well I she's very independent and I'm pretty independent so I think it worked like that like I like we would stay separate for like three or four days and then we'd like sleep over whatever so and she was already very famous when I met her yeah it wasn't like I think if I was dating somebody and I was younger and then they they got huge that that I think would bother me more than raw she's already who she was and so you guys are both in the same business hiyah business yeah I wouldn't know how I would feel about that if I was with a girl we're at the same level and all of a sudden she's the biggest thing in the you know yeah what if she was terrible - oh my that'll be though I've actually seemed like I have a friend who's like he's an actor but when his actor friends he's like I was like he's not good and then his actor for unlike did pretty well oh wow but it's in outs yeah it's hard you say those words say you don't say those things all right no yeah yeah she does say stuff like you should write more I mean with things of that it things to make you more productive yes she is she pretty she makes me more productive productive that's good well this podcast because of her I got the mics I gave him a schedule that's all I did that's bats that's what we need some time we know I enjoyed it one of them I need I'm so lazy and I said I'm so fearful and I still I don't want to go on auditions I don't do anything I I don't go on auditions anymore what do you mean you get him though no why I don't know do you have an agent yeah indeed you call me hey where's auditions yeah I tell my man's like hey what's going on right like nothing okay but did you audition for SNL ever oh yeah I have an SNL story you wanna hear yeah yeah please because I just want to say before you even get into it is that uh I mean obviously I'm from the sketch world yeah oh yeah nah eight years on the sketch I know a lot of I you know I knew I know a lot of people yeah yeah I've been in the game and not that not that but um I'm cooking yeah but I've seen you know I know great impressionist I know Frank Caliendo well I know uh people like that and but I really believe that you're one of the best well there's your Trump is so good you're Caitlyn Jenner is so good so funny but so go to SNL go ahead so you know as a kid as a dream mine too ENSO now yeah most lot of kids and it took me I made a cat ape of impressions I sent it in and then they flew me out to New York to like do the test where you actually get miked and you go on the stage and everybody heard about ya and I was very nervous I mean out of all the things you've done the most it was the 10 top so I'm already like pretty peaked out and I'm in a hotel room for two days by myself running my six minutes obsessively which is bad bad yeah I'm trying to get it correct which is not the right mindset but anyway I get there and there's 30 of us auditioning and it was like John Mulaney Nick Kroll like very good people and it was 30 of us my god and imagine yeah and I was just like okay I just don't want to go first I don't I don't play pray to God but I decided to god yeah first yeah so that he goes all right first gonna be Kyle Dunnigan oh my god and I was like and then I did this whole thing up you know what just to just go first it's gonna be great trying to talk to myself yeah yeah so then I go in like this dress room there miking me up but I feel like Who I am I am very very nervous and I literally like close the door on the producer like yeah I'm just in the merely you can do this man but I'm like so then like I'm walking with the producer and the sound guy you know whatever that camera guys like with me and I feel like I mean walk to the gallows Wow imagine that you are going to die head chopped Wow that's my feeling I'm literally trembling and so the the guy goes all right I'm gonna count you in three two one then you go write your stuff yeah one then you go right and yourself and that is in my mind like three two months away from being a funny person just okay well I walk out there and we're in the Conan studio because the Olympics were happening and the SNL studio was taking flat so the cameras in front but everyone's to the left at a table like Lorne Michaels and everybody yeah what would you reckon is aside from Lauren is there Seth Meyers ice of course at this area and I was like okay there I didn't know who to do what say or look I don't look at them and perform it look if you have something I look at the camera and then I'm waiting for that to count me in and he nothing's happening so I'm just standing there staring are you getting laughs at this point just standing there or no no it's dead silent right my head would be like do something right a little funny dance or I was three two one going just us on to this like I'm squeezing this puppy hard right and so Lorne Michaels goes are you okay so then I'm like I learned a deeper level of panic at this moment right right are you sweating I'm sweating and I'm trembling and III i I was like yeah yeah and then I go back to the camera and nothing's happening like that is it that they do or maybe so yeah so then I go and then Lauren says this okay he goes oh wait no first he goes hello that's he's at first like say hi to us oh hi and then I went back to the camera and then nothing's happening and then he goes are you okay and then I go yeah the the guy said Roman I said like the guy said he goes three so I'm like bad and I I don't have I can't get to my facility to do impressions like I'm doing like a Bill Maher it doesn't sound like Bill Maher like I was too nervous to even Ron oh my and then I got a play I'd like a piano I put a piano I took a song I couldn't play the piano well like I just couldn't get to my facility and and that was it but I you know now what was the feeling when you're trying on and you're walking away thread what is the feeling dread yeah so now you're leaving the side stage looks like your dream died that's the feeling dream yeah but look here's the thing also yeah I mean that shows high pressure it's live I need to be able to perform in that kind of that's why I do it so I mean really why the Eddy that's why they do it yeah they do it like the instagrams of I'm not nervous I'm in I'm at my home right dude but in many would weird in a weird way though that too is a way into people's psyche he's doing it the way you're doing oh oh yeah yeah I feel like you know because I'm one of those performers that I can't perform really to my full you know ability with that much pressure yeah I need to feel like like when I was shooting this show because I hadn't done a pilot or show in like five years that in my head I'm like oh this is it you're getting old yeah and you have to deliver mm-hmm so when I was driving to the tape because I would just offer the job but and so I had some the weird dinner with everybody yeah like no one really said anything and then a couple days later I'm driving to the table read and my agent called me and he goes just so you know this network and the studio is all gonna be there so he's listing off names yeah chanting now in this you know Peter Roth and all these names because this is your audition you have to kill it do you as she didn't say that yeah and I go what you mean and he goes this they've never seen you to say these things the despread so you cannot [ __ ] up my word I don't think that's I know but I'm like okay right get more nervous yeah so I hung up and then I remember shaking oh right so he's saying it's not at that level but still to in my world that was pretty nerve-wracking in and of itself raw edition well it's totally separate from exactly everything out it's like being good at shooting hoops but when it comes to like the game you're three feet tall like the poops farther away from you yeah I'm getting nervous and you or maybe when we're auditioning for the team it's three feet tall but when the real game rock we're LeBron James yeah yeah yeah I mean maybe that's how I feel about myself is that during you know the process of getting something I'm not great me then what I want it's show time yeah it's legitimately ready let's go yeah I'm on yeah yeah and also when you're doing a single camera you can do it 20 30 times right right so it's like you have that but my point is is that it is you know but you know what we still have to be able to like overcome and I was we did a first table read and I was terrible yeah and then they gave me notes and they go just slow this part down you know what we don't even know what you're saying here and I'm like I'm writing it all down on my script yeah and then we go into what I'm know no but what I do what because a lot of times I rush it yeah so what I'll do if you look at all my scripts I'll put a line between words Oh like a /a slide do that too no do you really I swear I said what I do that too I circle certain words it doesn't it's not not it has nothing to do with a nun sating it more or like it just I just do it yeah separate with the word from the rest of the pack yeah right yeah I only got one job years of auditioning I got one sitcom job it was like it was for a happy family and it was a recurring character I never mother sick comes who was it who's in it it was like John Larroquette and Wow Christine the bran skate yeah was it was that three cameras single it was three camera huh so I go in and I my reading is I have a very I read like a third grader just that's what I do so I get there and they're like oh we got some new lines for you and it was the network read-through oh it was like four aw dude it was a lot to get to sure all right but I would memorize it so now they plot me down with eight new lines when I'm a dyslexic maniac so I stammered through this are you dyslexic really yeah bad and I didn't I've never like been actually tested so I I may not be I mean tell some other problem yeah areas I have to read a line a bunch of time I don't just read a line and move on all right we're gonna get bunker down and figure out what that word is and then we'll go to the next it's a long boring thing so I stammered through the whole thing and then they fired me they did fire yeah where were you gotten your corn they fired you they well they actually I'll a my and I knew I was fired me from coming in yeah funny thing because there's like the character stopped me yeah she was like waiting for me and she said with something really funny she goes well at least you're going to Iraq next week I was going to Iraq yeah to do shows to USO show yeah like but that wasn't a good thing for did go into Iraq yeah Wow anyway that is that no one let me say something when something because I already took me down like I booked anything since how long it was out 2003 Wow I booked sketch shows right but not any I've never booked like a sick that's why I don't go out probably it's sir I think crazy because it's like you know i-i've been watching you for years on stage yeah and I know how other people talk about you I really do people just think you're a list you really are and you're a regular and all the clubs everyone knows you and I it just really it baffles my mind that that's what's happened yeah well I I mean that is important to me and and I appreciate that and that makes me feel like that I'm I don't feel unlucky or like poor me that I didn't get any big shows I feel I honestly on let me be honest with you and this is that because sometimes I lie that's why I have to keep saying that I'm not being honest yeah because like no I really do ninety percent thing I say is a lie so when I'm saying something honest I'm really trying to be like with no filter ya know I is is that I think your day is coming yeah I do I believe one of them doesn't believe that wait and and can you paint the picture of what's coming from me well I this is what I believe that I'm ready for it because I get sorry too but I know I don't know but I can I just say this too is is that you I say that a lot as well can I say this because people say there's a lot on comments they go to collages you keep saying that could I just say something so I'm going to quit cut that no okay just say something then is this is how it's gonna happen mm-hm because already now you know you all we needed to see really people to see is just on your Instagram just the diverse impression of Trump your Melania and then to see what's her name the girl the transit Caitlyn Jenner transy the transient yeah the transient and just the the the it there's a polar opposites these impressions right so you can def and they're dead on I believe and so that in itself is like oh my god this guy you know has range in that way and also if that's gonna elevate you in terms of stand-up as well it's gonna draw people yeah if you do a podcast yeah it's gonna draw more people in this I'm telling you right now the result okay so the reason why I think I'm doing okay right now is because when I met her I met her on tinder and I literally had nothing as good as aribert yeah nothing in my career yeah I did here's a mad I had I met one other sitcom that I was on but other than that really no auditions and and I always compare myself to other Asians you know so I got Ken's killing at Randall Parks killing it I can't even get you know the whites so and I met her and I went you know this is gonna be my path here just being a real guy you know I want a relationship I want to fall in love I wanna who knows if a family's down the road but this chasing this [ __ ] [ __ ] it doesn't really mean anything hmm I know it seems like it does because of the state that we're in the society where we social media is so like entangled into everyone's affairs and you get to see or a false glimpse of into somebody's life a fake talk about fake news mm-hmm you know it's it's sterile it's a yeah it's right there is specific mom so when you let it go and you I just let it go and I go it's over it's fine yeah I still do stand-up on the road and that's I'm still making not as much I'm living you know and I really love kalila so but she slowly whatsapp up yet she slowly got me back in the game and it was I think are all her and and this podcast has a lot to do with it yeah her going because of this podcast and because judd apatow was hanging at the store mm-hmm he just he keeps keeps running into me because we get the time kind of close time salons so when I got the audition for love and I read okay um he just gave it to me yeah right and then because I met this guy Dean he was a director at LA he did they also produced he left the show due to the sitcom I'm doing now uh-huh and when he goes what about Bobby for this thing yeah like uh and then they he's great on love okay you will he read and he goes he won't read yeah they just gave it to me so my point is is that it's all connected in that way so III I honestly feel like this is the beginning for you well I I did have like a panic attack this last summer I was writing for a show which Oh Sarah show Sarah so all cool like who the show and this is that when you were still the singer no now oh yeah we did it like and was that is that weird though like you dated her and now you're writing you know it wasn't and which made me think oh she must been the boss and a relation yeah but yeah I just was having like waking up with panic attacks and just I just saw my whole life is this writer and I was like I don't I want to like perform yeah that's I so I quit that job which I really need money but I I had to I had to like try to do something right so when you would know what is that decision like like no I mean I okay this is the let me just get gets hard but yeah all right so this is making me money yeah I'm gonna help me insurance right health insurance I'm also around other people that are creative so must feel good I would think that it would feel good to be in a room with other people that because I know what writing steps are like when I even at Mad TV yeah you know we had Mike Hitchcock writing he was on all the Christopher Guest movies yeah yeah he's a Groundlings guy he's really talented yeah he later produce Glee but we have you know even guys a blaine capatch wrote for a year yeah and people like that so you're around other comedians or people that I've you know yeah so when you make that decision how does that is that spontaneous or does no it was building you know I wrote for inside Amy Schumer for four years oh my and it's just like it's a little bit of a trap even though they're great jobs it's not exactly what you know we want to do I mean I did you were just a you know like a staff writer you can't write be I'm not gonna write I mean that's not my strength I don't think it's mine either really yeah hmm III think that isn't one of those I think that is one of your friends well well I I just was like I I want to perform I think that's was like an over why I saw the energy and the time and plus like I felt like the time's running out like I'm getting older and it was just like I felt like I was in a coma and and kind of woke up and was like no this you're on this path I even realized that I have an almost like panic like you know that scroll you do online to put in your birthday you like zing yeah like amazing dude second for our sponsors gyms everybody hams hymns I love hymns guys listen if you if you're a male man you have genitals that are man based right you're man based genitalia right and you have problemos per floor you need to go to hims calm this site gives you solutions to your male problems okay like if you're balding you got to go to hims it gives you suggestions and you can talk to you doctor real professionals all right if your dick don't work can I say that yeah you penis you know how you 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love him you do is that what this songs yeah yeah yeah the hym hymns is one of the products I oh you do yeah bigger here are you are you use your hair receding yeah I I cut it a couple of days ago I cut my own hair ya know Wow but it's not it's fine it's fine no it looks great yeah I've been event called are you now 47 what's the same are we yeah 71 you're going yeah it's incredible eight we should be closer you know I don't know I feel you know I am too like yeah always a great time great vibes same age but we don't hang out we don't hang out and also on top of it is is that I when I was looking for your number I couldn't believe I didn't have it yeah yeah right so I had to go through Instagram to get it yeah yeah yeah you don't have mine as well I may I do now but no I didn't you didn't have it that's it that's well that's weird well plenty the scene when we just plan to see it see if it grows I would I would love that let's see what happens right now I have I think I have two friends I'd love a third who's your friends my friend Kevin is he a stand-up no uh-huh my friend John is he stand up yeah John but he's not in he's John Bush he lives in Iowa wait you have a friend in Iowa yeah not bragging it's a fact yeah yeah yeah these are close friend yeah yeah you have I mean it's hard because people just they take pride in having 150 acquaintances you know he's having that like being in a social circle and I think that it's humanly impossible to make that many people happy or to be genuine genuinely yourself around that is true yeah or to offer a real kind of friendship to more than three people absolutely yeah because everything else is just diluted after that yeah it's a diluted friendship nobody has that kind of energy it truly is the kind I do have like satellite friends I talk - not that much why is that would take home satellite friends I think they're I think what my neighbors would this mean so you and I let's just be honest you and our satellite friends I don't even we're not even I'm not even a satellite running really salad friends oh yeah there's no right so whatever no whoa so what would I be then future I mean you'll equate a guy love everyone brings up um I love Bobby Lee but it's an acquaintance it's more than that it's less than satellite friends that's created here we say a name for what we'd have to make it up let's make it up all the world kind of theory or then a great lesson a semi-pro would be a friend a friend your old friend as well I get to who is that it was my friend who wow you're a hoof right when did you guys first meet I have no idea remember this must have been at this store probably in like 2000 yeah I mean I've known a for a very long I remember our first interaction I went what and you went yeah in the darkness yeah yeah like you're coming good yeah inter let me ask you how do did you always know how to do impressions uh yeah I guess I I did like I remember when I was younger I stood ooh that's it that person my first one you think girls I feel like Michael Jackson for this popular girl that I loved that was like how do you do it my god no please try again try it try it oh my god hey Michael around I'm the girl your dad I can't even think of what yeah hey Michael how was the recording thriller yeah I would do the dancing I would do the whole thing Wow whatever she needed but she wrote Michael Jackson Hunter shoe and then one day she erased it and it hurt my feet oh really I felt like that was it yeah oh we over this did you get girls back then no yeah we probably only got girls as soon as you start doing stand-up huh uh probably like a little late 20s I started feel more comfortable mmm but but yeah I was very non aggressive mmm I like girls but in my head I have like a fantasy but I missed a lot of like Sciences one girl in college at a party and I'm very focused on trying to get some some action here you know and this girl's like you're coming home by the May okay so you go in your head oh I'm getting some action but me I'm Michael but I don't let me go to her bedroom she takes off all their clothes except for panties gets in bed she's like get in a bed with me so I get in the bed I just lie there I did nothing but anyway it's the game stop stop yeah you didn't try anything no why I honestly didn't think like I thought it would be rude like I didn't think I didn't see any other signs and then I like started then I liked her after and then she was like all over man she was over me in terms of like she was like you never did it then I didn't do it I left this [ __ ] guy I know but but Ruth what a [ __ ] loser yeah oh man that's the worst out of all the stories you've told I was that was the most upset yeah yeah that's the most upsetting one you bombed a bomb down yeah yeah yeah there's a couple stories like that where I look back oh oh were you always able to do the Trump on a terrific [Laughter] yeah I didn't want to do I don't want you to make it I know but it's just so good that yeah yeah I've actually been doing him for years and years oh so what do you want the president's you're like ding-ding kind yeah good well what are the other impressions that you were doing for year is that a new people do you really think oh very good yeah yeah but did you know because a lot of Impressionists that do the hacky once do you do the hacking ones as well well [Laughter] yeah walkins a big one what else is another if I see Joan Rivers wow look at those people yeah yeah De Niro is a big one right yeah yeah I don't really do consider cover there's either covered yeah they're covered yes because Jeff Richards is very good as well oh yeah yeah I love his Bill O'Reilly his bill aroused their ego but then there are some ones that he do that you're just kind of like oh yay it's fine I'm trying to find new ones because uh I just want I'm saying who and who do people want to stay in pop culture yeah like Caitlyn Jenner people have wanted to see right feel that's yeah that's what else is something that's in Sapulpa culture you know what like someone to work on I'll work on it and then I'll change that person and see if you think it's that person what about like like a news person like that's like oh Anderson Cooper would be hard mm-hmm I think that would be a broker yeah Chris Cuomo is that hard I haven't tried yeah but if you can do a Chris Cuomo if you could find it yes yeah that guy who did I could do that guy who did the To Catch a Predator yeah or here how about Rachel have his screen name was boner 95 yeah yeah oh yeah wait can we do that let's do I'm a pro okay I wanna be the predator please let me be the first see ya what are you doing here I know I was just in the neighborhood and I am let me read your transcript what you said yes I want to put my penis you knew she was 12 years old I was just testing it out they say though I'm testing it out what does it see if she you know and I suppose this was you also testing it out when you said I want to lick you all over lol yeah yeah I missed that show I love that show so much and the only reason they took it off the air is cuz someone blew their head off that's the only hole no what do you mean some guy got caught and then like wasn't a barn and killed himself and then they were like lawsuit cut stop the show oh he did something like similar on some of their channel but it was like not as right cuz they would really trap people not that they didn't deserve it but like it was super can I ask a question and I don't want to get in trouble and so get [ __ ] just babies just look at her she gave you a I saw a couple like the kid is 19 Yeah right and if they it let's just say if this if if this if the girl says she is 16 17 mm-hmm which is no it's never the case but and if the ages are you know three or four or five years yeah does that kid deserve his whole life dunno ruined absolutely not 18 is such a that's a chosen number here cuz even in the Philippines where I grew up it's not uncommon I mean sure it's still considered statutory rape on paper but it's not uncommon for a 16 year old to date a 24 year old or even when I was 13 I dated an 18 year old yeah it was I ready to suck dick probably not yeah but it would have been very good at braces very oh yeah so it's a yes for me what because that's 16 I was making dumb decisions but I was conscious of my decisions dating older men you know yeah and looking back at my god he was such a sleazebag because he was 30 and he was totally preying on a 16 year old but I was of mind I was pretty clear about what I was getting into it's just different I don't know maybe in different countries it's just I I don't let him grow up here so I yeah they don't mess around I mean if you're a kid right now listening yeah you're 18 yeah just only day 18 that's what I'm saying you're gonna get a truck hey I'm not telling you that it's right or wrong I'm just saying the environment that time it when that show was on if you were on that show right okay there was one with the rabbi it was a six year old rabbi and he want to suck a twelve-year-old boys dick that guy should be in prison that's the weight of it yeah he has a great personality all the brownies on the kitchen table that I left out for him yeah because I did a show once and this girl goes afterwards you know you take photos with people and in this girl was all my kids love you oh you have two kids and she look young she looked like she was like 20 19 maybe yeah yeah yeah I have two kids one of them's like um eight the other ones five and I go eight and she goes yeah I had him when I was 12 Oh oh yeah and yeah and the father was 28 or something and I go oh I felt uncomfortable yeah we're not together about that no [ __ ] no [ __ ] because he you have to go to school your Pony stickers yeah that's crazy that's crazy and imagine being the parents of that girl at 12 what do you do I mean it cuz you just push the kid away if you're like don't date that guy's a perv Rock no Bo if your daughter at 12 said I'm pregnant I'm the wooden ball and then you knocked her up again at 15 different guy oh oh what would you do I would say let's get in the car I'm gonna go we're gonna go visit a doctor you would I think so yeah yeah yeah me too I think so yeah we visited I mean a twelve-year-old having a kid yeah just that's it's not yeah but Jesus doesn't like it though you know Mary was like thirteen fourteen true no yeah that's a thing about that story you hear that Mary was 13 14 they should lower their 15 is like the highest they think she was Wow old was Joseph yeah that's the thing I think he was a carpenter so you got to be at least 20 the idea back then you could not get pregnant back then and not be married but you had to lie and say something magic happens right you had to yeah you didn't be that town [ __ ] and be shunned magic Jade baby Jesus well I mean like think the singer what the fact great balls of fire that guy yeah cousin and she was 14 13 or 14 right yeah yeah it's weird it just I'm not we're not in Tiger belly does not condone that we know it's illegal we don't get to wrong we don't condone it is just hypothetical situations that were bringing because even society allows it tygo was was fully [ __ ] Kylie Jenner when she was like 16 17 but they just never admitted to being in a relationship but as soon as she turned 18 or like yeah we're [ __ ] yeah he had been you know it's right right don't admit to it you don't admit to it and then wait till the magical number of 18 Tiger Hennessey yeah but like in other countries too it's the ages are you asked Kyle a picture of her yeah not doing when you do Caitlin and the and the girls yeah but when you do the girls right yeah how long does that take if you go to everyone listening right now oh yeah follow Kyle Dunnigan right now Kyle Dunnigan one is my handle is it's your verified correct yeah Kyle Dunnigan not she's not putting out much comedy yeah but follow Kyle Dunnigan not one card like that one yeah follow Kyle Dunnigan one it's verified but he does great impressions but you do how long does that those videos say cuz it seems like when I'm watching a call just to take took although it used to take a long time but what I'll do is I'll literally write have to write out a script and have like specific lines so when I film it it's like I'll do the main person first like if Caitlin's like talks the most yeah I'll do that out and then I'll email that to myself or airdrop it to my computer and I'll turn it really low and then I'll get dressed up as someone different woman yeah like Kim Kardashian yeah and then I'll play that and I'll be able to do my lines back and I'll be able to hear but no one else can hear that I could hear so I that syncs it up perfectly Wow first one is the hardest one to do and what I do is I mouth in my mouth the other person's line so it's like pretty dwell time downer oh so just know that it's the time eeeh because in my head I'm like God the timing must be really difficult because not only you have to wait for them to talk as well the first time I did I was like five hours I'd also depending of getting a picture-in-picture and all that stuff yeah and then those at like to play Trump don't you just get that through an app and yes yeah there's like filters yeah the Kim Jong what do you need kim jeong-hoon that will Kim Jong yeah that's pretty racist there well how did you do I was worried about you Kanye yeah cuz I was like you know oh you can do kim jeong-hoon but not kanye you [ __ ] [ __ ] do I mean like society wise and he was the blackface feel I didn't want that right yeah you know thought so but but you know it's his actual can you see white Kanye just say do as we do a voice yeah yeah maybe you could do that I don't know well I did the Kanye no one no one seemed to be offended so oh you already did it yeah yeah oh you did it with blackface no it's filthy it's his face Kim's on my face oh yeah yeah yeah I mean I don't where's the line I don't know there is no line because your intentions and you're doing impressions I try to yeah I played John McCain and [ __ ] MADtv oh yeah oh yeah yeah and and not only did I do tell me and McCain yeah mine was terrible I'm not gonna do it but when they called me to do John McCain I got yeah I can't do it morally I can't do it and I go why I could because we're the ones that [ __ ] up his arms oh yeah he was captured by Asians oh right we [ __ ] up his arms for five years are you Vietnamese no but you know I mean we're I'm Asian yeah I really he knows the difference why'd you keep turning on the TV and he's like oh my god one of them gooks is playing why'd you [ __ ] his arms up yeah he's like a good guy well he not only that that we let him live not we that's cool yeah he's big John McCain fan your dog this is so you guys you guys you guys it I don't know if we've got given given away fritter yeah but fruit is a great dog park yeah I just can't with these many animals I can't sleep good puppy this is a wild puppy I know but you're like um what are you tweeting man no I just I actually thought of something which was I should run them like I just thought of like to send myself and I forget which impressions I do and you reminded me so sighs oh wow that forgot yeah yeah you do forget I love you hey I like you yeah yeah I am the falling in love with you I feel myself falling yeah what are you doing George you're [ __ ] it up my cut my nephew said having a 1 in having a number in your Instagram name he's like 18 is like it's not cool where you have a nephew yeah any dizzy follow it yeah yeah he's great kid but he like lets me know what's cool and what's not cool yeah Kyle gonnigan 1 Bobby Lee yeah Bobby Lee somebody what if I did that yeah yeah I almost did Bobby Lea 7 not even for email addresses anymore I didn't know that wasn't cool it's like I think only 40 year olds and up do that oh great what's under school wide when did underscore happen underscore still ok but what is it why do they do that again because the non underscore is taken oh I'd change my name it'll screw everything up why me you wouldn't lose the followers right I don't know like would you lose cuz people verified I don't think you could change your name yours yeah your know your for Kyle Dunnigan number one whatever number one yeah what is the number one one yet you're Kyle Dunnigan one yeah you can't change it who cares who gives well my nephew I know but I'm just saying though that it's like people are finding it and if some douchebag out there named Kyle Dunnigan already has the name I mean there should be a thing though we held on did you try writing him and saying hey can I have can I buy the name yeah maybe I should do that cuz I tried with mine cuz there's a kalila out there yeah and she has one photo and she never responded oh let me pay you and she would she's never responded yeah there are Bobby Lee is out there I just want to go just don't even let it go there's like seven Kyle Dunnigan in the world yeah well there's so many but there's a steel guitarist a white old man I love who's yeah he's a he's a Bobby Lee he's pretty famous yes but yeah hit but if you google it must drive him crazy because if you just put Bobby Lee and yeah right it's the first 25 photos as me yeah yeah so it feels so good yeah but I know that he googles it right and he has to put soleko right you can't just say his name so I just you know I heard him every day I believe mmm you know that feels good yeah I was gonna get real no I'm gonna guess I'm gonna kind of just say this real quick yeah and um you know I posted a photo a couple of days ago this is maybe a week ago and there was a commenter who really hurt my feelings and they responded to him you read your comments yes yeah this one really got to me I you know I'm gonna lose big yeah I just want to interject okay my feelings it's so hurt I know that I can't even yeah and I responded to him and then he responded back again with a longer thing what do you say well I can I just read it yeah and you're just giving him you're going to that's what I knew that today's know we're gonna so give out his name I'm not gonna say his name I just what and he has no this person that commented has no photos on his always there always Graham he has really no followers and then he follows like 20 people yeah I want to know what hurts you go ahead otherwise give it you're involved in it oh [ __ ] I don't want to hear this is what he said though do we just do it okay with it right new material you you has been comedian right then and there don't mention my name I'm not gonna and don't let your gold-digging girlfriend right before you she's she's funnier than you yeah that was yeah that was and then it's so crazy because as soon as and then I said okay I said some like that you said okay no I'm gonna try to find it but that's the reason why I can't find my comment is because no because over a hundred people responded defending me oh that's nice yeah I mean just like you [ __ ] [ __ ] that boy or I'm just reading Abril [ __ ] David's girl then [ __ ] on his carpet right oh okay lol hater Bobby damn my family and I love you don't bleep up now can I read it as Chris Hanson Wow okay so here let me just stop for a second let me scope for the beginning then there's so many I mean look 73 I mean just read literally itself yeah any of any of them here you have glasses but you don't know how to read yeah I think you're dyslexic I'll show you my reading scope all right what when I do yeah oh yeah this is a bad idea for me to do oh my god Jarrod Camacho 18 twist this is actually George I don't know what that means Oh George yeah that you Trish Tyson writes at David 2013 you are the problem very good as but why do you why do we get so sensitive I don't know uh that's not healthy no I mean it's it's sort of like I unexpected because you know we're kind of making things for free that mad like I have got to let this person know that I don't like them or something it just food you get up with the Trump stuff sometimes yeah and I try not to make it political I don't want it I you know authorize anybody what but you know the worst ones though yeah the ones it hurt me the most when like hey man love your stuff you're great but this one will kind of sucked like when they're like rah know that they're there like trying to trying to be this really does this really must suck if they like and because you spent so much time riding it and putting it up there yeah I know but it's it's so weird because when I look at someone like Joe Rogan yeah I feel like he doesn't give a [ __ ] doesn't that's great and I think I'm getting there a little bit like I feel like now I'm that's ignore me I'll tell you why that's personal right because I don't have any new material I don't write a lot and so that's the number two what made me mad about it was bringing her into it yeah yeah impenetrable at this point yeah more successful you get the more they come out and one I like you know take a little piece yeah we're we're if you're female I feel like even on this having this podcast every time we have a female guest who I think just knocks it out of the park Whitney collectively think that would that was an amazing when Whitney did our podcast we afterwards when she left I was like that could have been the best yeah it was amazing yeah and it was it was it was blood it was it was a blood fat but every female guess we've had on here yeah good bloody it's like here's a theory it's a angst boys who aren't getting laid and and there's some energy extra energy against women because they're just like got some frustration and anger actually I don't have and I've said this before any feeling of that toward women I never have I've never like when I see like what I remember back in the day when Ellen did her first half hour this is probably in the 80s and my parents has just got an HBO and when I saw her first half-hour I went I had like a spiritual awakening mm-hmm and they were all joked that she didn't do what I generally liked which is back then you know I was also introduced to like Bill what's his name Cosby Napa no the one that died off hey Bill Hicks hmm so Hicks what you know was around new but I watched him on the HBO as well and I went but still I went this girl is so silly and her she's hurt she's a good drunk rider I've never seen jokes like that so absurd in that way and I really love I love her I wouldn't see her live mm-hmm and then I would tell friends I go you gotta check out this Ellen DeGeneres thing and they're like [ __ ] that guy girl and then you're like what no I won't watch it she's a girl no Carl's not funny and then you're like you're a kid right you're in high school right you're like that's ridiculous why does anybody have that in them as a guy I wonder if it's part of its to like you know if you're a guy feeling like hurt by women in some way and unless pat like a lot of young guys feel like they have a lot less power than women so they already feel like they're powerless can't get them the girls don't like them and then a girl without success in power on top of just being a woman and being attractive woman and it might be a like they feel even more am I making any sense no one ever said yeah person starts to feel like an oppressor of sorts where it's like reminding them every day of something that they want I can't have yes don't have to do with upbringing till maybe they hate their mother does that title do it yeah yeah yeah totally I mean I know a comic I can't say his name I can never say his name but I know one comic and who his mom's still in his life his parents are still together and he's just like yeah like my dad way more why your mom's so cool I don't know but it you know I think just some guys just don't you know why'd you make that face no I because I believe it it's sad lucky I being in love I love my mom so much more than I love my dad and I love my dad so much I love my dad so much but there is I love my mom she was she beat me oh not as mercilessly as my dad she would like not do closed hands like my dad would I like that's kind hit me open him that's mom she has made my face bleed she beat my head face and like 20 times once mm-hmm but I love her for it and um because like when I went to my rehabs it was her she did this you sick you need to go to rehab you do too many drugs and crying and I just went when I was a kid I would be like you're right mom you know she was the one that saved my life she took me to the rehab my dad even show up he had been too busy working I love ami he paid for it but she was there like all the most of the group meetings with you had family yeah I went to three rehabs in high school hmm she would show up not know the language as well and try to like read the books like that codependency books and all that stuff and she's trying to learn about it because she she wants me to live you know so for me and I know this about my brother it feels the same way I don't really have any anything bad about women they never gave me [ __ ] because I'm [ __ ] I'm unfuckable I did I disagree but I was unfuckable until I stand out hmm but you know what with without the [ __ ] if I had [ __ ] no stand up interesting everything that I have is through not having something I get that rights to strive tickle or I don't have that well I'm gonna work my [ __ ] out what do I have to do to get to get that right I have money now I didn't have money in my early 20s as a stand-up right but I'm like you know what I need to make money and I'm gonna stay in this thing until I have money I'm gonna stay in this thing and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get [ __ ] mm-hmm you know and those are my motivations my motivation now I still have motivations that people don't know where are they now I'll tell you what they are now one of my motivations is and I'm gonna say this out loud somebody mentioned you know Ali Wong is the number-one Netflix special of all time yeah oh nice and I what I know that's what I said oh nice I love her I do I'm always great great but in my new motivation is to beat her and I stand up what understand no just I I want to be able to do a special that people that's gonna resonate with people because she's got the women on lockdown I understand Agnon - I look like I'm pregnant right and everything but I know how funny I am I believe in you know I really I know how fun I know how funny I can be and I'm gonna be it's not ready yet but I'm gonna get there do you feel like you'll ever be like I'm done no and that's the sad thing about but it's great yeah I don't want I mean uh here's here's the thing when I lay on my deathbed Jesus I know and this is a blanket it's called improv object yeah I thank you base work it's all but whatever yeah second city was growling yeah also meanwhile so I when I'm on my deathbed right I'll tell you what's not gonna be in my head god I wish I woulda done stand-up mm-hmm I wish I didn't you know work at that office job 40 years yeah you know that's not gonna be in my head the little things in my head expect I shouldn't want to end me I should have really focused on acting little you know like really getting into parts more but I was just like just memorizing lines and stuff you know man like my things are gonna be like just little little things that are that bothersome but not life-altering things of like I should have changed my whole and trajectory of my life now you make got me thinking what what do I think yeah that's bad do the point that blanket yeah I mean I might think like I don't family yet maybe I'll be like I should have a family oh oh my god there's a dog coming oh you came to say hi yes any just that I don't have a family that's my family I might I don't know know what so far that's it that's what you're gonna say hold on hold on hold on still under his blanket yeah I wish I wasn't on To Catch a Predator yeah I I mean I don't think I'm gonna have too many regrets I also feel like I read this book called read I listened to it let's be honest I didn't read any what's it called it's called free will by Sam Harris what are these Harris said that gave him a mind screw up but I think him it saw that you like not blame yourself for stuff like we back all three will yeah it is a new book relatively I'm gonna I went to for the Hawaiian quiz go to Hawaii tomorrow it might mess up your head philosopher why like your brain doesn't want to believe believe this I'm Harrison Richard I'm doing free will tonight it I mean it for the plane tomorrow because it really like you have to dissolve like all ego to really believe this and it makes you feel like you're completely powerless but I actually think it's true like the more I think about it but a free will by Sam Harris yeah okay check it out oh yeah but what is the general general thing is you really have no free will no choice no choice I mean every you can look back everything is a product of your life experience in your brain chemistry the choices you made you feel like you offer your life but you you don't think your thoughts they just pop into your head and you react to them because of history and because your brain chemistry yeah and that's what's going on with everything so your life oh my favorite color my favorite color is probably like a lighter green you didn't choose that why my favorite colors like these copy that fitter the color lavender did you consider that or mauve like that mom did you think of mob when you're picking colors you know so did you have free will to pick mob if you didn't even think of it yeah but the thing is I don't know what mob is my eyes I understand that a lot I know that I've been looking at colors for a very long time yeah yeah since the dawn of my existence right I've seen [ __ ] colors yeah because I'm not colorblind and the thing is is that I remember one time probably I don't really remember the specific moment but I'm pretty sure I saw all the colors at one point in my head I went you know what I think that's all the colors to see I had my parents didn't give me the 12 coloring she get the armor my mom gave me like all the big 84 one of your box he has a big box where head layers layers riot tears tears yeah the tears right yeah I got to look at all of and I think generally they had all the color I mean I'm sure there are like lighting and there are things that could but generally as a concept of color it's all there and I went that's my favorite one but what did it for me Green makes me feel some type of way mine said some type of like no - no - Oviatt green so that's not light green yeah it's like a lighter green right right so like kim jeong-hoon like if you look at like anything like I mean is this your argument communist green and I'm not from Russia I'm not from North Korea I just you saying what I'd say well yeah I do hear more about what I am actually trying to say is is that I think that everyone should get paid the same go pay me to write AG me - exactly I think I feel like we should be able to wait in line for our bread we should all get the same bread right right and I think that um I shouldn't be able to listen to like music and stuff mm-hmm yeah I love that ya know I just love like if I see Soviet art I'm being real like if you see like who's that kind of does the obey posters and stuff what's his name the blind guy Michael obey my god I love that guy you know him you don't talking about the artist he's gonna Shepard Fairey Thank You lipless if I see a like a Shepard Fairey sometimes he'll have like a you know some Soviet colors in his artwork all those go yeah I like that green right right okay if I go to like a I'll tell you I had the Korean spa that I go to on sixth and Ardmore okay I might go there tonight with my brother you guys want to meet us no this is not being released for next week so it doesn't even matter but um I go there and they're in the whole place is Soviet grain the inside it just makes me feel peaceful okay well that's a real reason and so I don't know about this freewill [ __ ] you know you didn't really make an argument against free will you just said you like you're saying is that I was conditioned somehow treat predetermined and like it or no you you don't know exactly like why you find that warm and fuzzy and you could you can come up with reasons like oh I was having I was on vacation and I was in a good mood and I saw this green thing yeah yeah but some reason spoke to me but it's still there's like a little bit of a mystery there because it's technically not freewill it's still shaped through around based on the experiences you have feeling that you get from it but you're not really choosing it it I'm not the person to articulate called argument I I think I know why I think you when you said that mmm I think I know why say this is an experience you had because um my bedroom was green as a kid that Sophia green and I felt safest there right so if you that could be a good it was painted like ocean blue I would you did not authorize color wall right I get what you're saying now can I say this I just completely made that up yeah I didn't have a Soviet green wall going on hey as a kid but I just that would be an example of music right yeah okay [ __ ] it Wow I think he won off you I'll be just 1 I think I won again somehow i won so free will by sam sam and him here sam harris whatever his name is mmm how long is it is that you just short it's very short it's actually aggravatingly short like an hour I thought my phone broke it ended so fast I was like it just stopped I was like oh yeah I listened to all my books through audio is that not reading then it's not you didn't read it now you heard I know I'm just saying though it is word-for-word the book yeah so what's the difference you heard a book I know but I know but like because when people go have you read a book okay yeah I read power of now oh that's my favorite book I love that book I love the book and I believe it 100% but I didn't do it I can't do it either I don't apply it I don't apply drives me crazy trying yeah cuz I'm every time I drift off into sick a memory you're not supposed to write you're supposed to mean you gently bring yourself back right into things the Apple that you're holding the grain of rice in your mouth everything has to be present and it almost threw me into like an anxiety attack everyday because I kept trying to practice it too hard yeah this stuff I mean it can really throw you into a life crisis all that's about like getting rid of your ego which is your brain is fighting to keep it and but your brain has to decide to let it go it's the old arsonist is the chief of police yeah trying to find the arsonists is there a way to make your ego an ally in some portions of your life for instance like for Bobby let's say for instance he's an ambitious guy and a part of his ego it just keeps him driven and keeps him you know wanting more yeah yeah but is there a way to make it so that ego is not always the total enemy well I think you know realize the only thing you can really try to do is watch it and watch okay I tend to have these thoughts but the thing is is this is that my the greater question is why in my in my adult life do I need to listen to self-help books right like I realized that I've done The Four Agreements I've done every Deepak Chopra I've done every skip and skip like I know fine but I have I have well you know how you know I've told this before dude do you know why I stopped following that guy well because um well I told you the whole reason why I even got in-depth Deepak Chopra ever tell you about that I remember so um this is beef right the couple of months before I got MADtv obviously it was a doorman at the store had no money and had no future mm-hmm that's how you feel as an open-mic er you know how well you're a young comic you look around you see somebody like making it yeah cuz you're around it and as a young company Co how do you get there it's possible right you're just everyday can I see your ID can I say hey can you not heckle during the show you're a doorman at a club and then you see other guys come in their fancy cars and they have a hot chick and they go yeah we make it I make 80,000 a week on this stone so show give it to mystery it's not like it's a lawyer right you have these steps you pass the bar or none you go you just show up and so when I used to get stress out I used to get boils that's hot yeah but I used to get them in my armpit and I'm on the top of my head all right and my mom gets him we talked about it with my mom did you get these gigantic boils and I know how to Lance them organically bragger I'm being cocky yes yeah yeah so I was getting so desperate and so depressed that a boil appeared on my cheek right and that's when I know things aren't going well when they're boils on my cheek so a little arm boil alone so I was at The Comedy Store and I was walking up the steps you know Jason Killearn no he's a comic he's a teacher though Ennio he always gets the late spots like midnight 1:00 in the morning but he does get spots in coolers like Haley I go yeah and he just out of nowhere he goes Chopra I go what Deepak show up or you know I don't know is he a comic he said no he's in the Rolling Stone magazine and there's an article about him indeed read it I guess he just kind of knew that I was just like going through something yeah so when we were after my chef went to 7-eleven and I found it bought it I read about him and I'm like yeah I don't can you know afford his books I don't know money right the next weekend on a Friday I do La Jolla but I'm not headlining I'm like OMG or featuring or something and I'm on stage cuz I'm from there I'm on stage and there's this girl in the front row her name is Katie and I used to wait tables in La Jolla cuz he still would live there um Brockton Villa and she was somebody worked with in my early 20s and I go kitty I said oh my god is she like from the audience she goes oh my god you just stand up whatever you know okay yeah I did my set and afterwards you know obviously we get together in the lobby and I go what do you do now and she goes I work for Deepak Chopra so in my head I'm like there's something you know there's your connection so I'm not saying with the story babe I thought of somebody for an impression go ahead let me just do it and then she you can do that thing you want to do it first all right so the next day around from the Comedy Store in La Jolla oh you've been there right there's there used to be the debug show for Chopra show the show five show operas come on down to Deepak so yeah and he had like this this centre of self healing right here this office is there and he had like a meditation room and all the stuff there she was just meet me there during the day saying wonder he wasn't there but she had a bunch of books with her yeah she was just read these and that's how I got so I was into it like and I read said I've set this on this podcast I read seven spiritual all success and I applied them in my life and then I got mad TV but I really did like two or three months later I know you might not be connected but I believe that is well he does a lot of like Buddhist stuff right why so I mean there's legit stuff and what he's teaching right but then what happened was a couple of years later my buddy goes yeah he goes to my restaurant all the time and he doesn't tip I was though I burned all the books that one thing that one that says so much to me that I don't believe him now well he gets lamb basted by the science community oh he does om harris actually debated him and made him look very foolish no really yeah it's online yes so tell dude I've to tell her the Delta you've seen the documentary wild wild country yeah okay oh so you should do oh sure Bach Wow he doesn't blink at all yeah and he just you know he calls she like Joe Rogan just saw that the documentary he loves it yeah yeah I love it I think that'd be great yeah weird - a lot of people still follow dude I'm like how do the hair yeah yeah he had crazy what do we have time we're over an hour Oh plenty no almost there it was a wrap because the diarrhea is about to fall okay but that was that was you only do 50 50 minutes and that was all Oh amazing oh great right now I want to say I my gut instinct was right about it yeah and when I do when you had you popped in my head yeah I knew I was right yeah I know I only know don't do right don't do don't do nothing Oh at the end we do this thing called unhelpful advice oh so people email us we answer it and then we'll wrap it up oh great I love to give advice and I know Kate does it can be unhelpful as well it will be again go ahead I'm hopeful vise with Bobby kalila dear Bobby and kalila I love your show so much since I discovered the tiger belly podcast I've started binge watching from the first episode I love how real and open you guys are about your lives this year has been a difficult year for me dealing with depression a few days ago I lost my big sister to suicide I met a loss feeling shattered has either of you dealt with a loss like this what advice do you have to help me and my family get through this with love Doris from Salt Lake City hmm that is but a tough one I feel very uncommon fide and I'm also angry at you for choosing that one oh sorry I mean how many do we have they're all the same man buddy man that can't get girls yeah father like 18 years ago was that like it's like a black cloud in my life that whole time it's just awful I've been through it no II get a brain tumors a year and a half like downward spiral and it was awful how do we I mean invite what advice could I give it's well how did you get out of the black out of black cloud well time time yeah just time I mean really feel your feelings I kind of pushed everything down cuz my family was falling apart and that's a bad move so don't do that yeah like I how many kids are there in the Dunnigan three Dunnigan children it's from the same mother and father yes and I hope you the oldest youngest's you're the young Somali I felt responsibility or not to crime and those at that move and then years later I had a breakup and I really didn't care about the break-up but it triggered like loss and I was able to go oh I got a cry and be really upset and I let myself get like really and it was very cathartic it was take 12 years later something like that but oh my god I mean that's what I doing the funeral did you cry I'm sorry oh I definitely cry but I was I was keeping in way too much it was like bury this and that was not a good move so do the opposite yeah Wow I can't I mean this I lost my am stepbrother to suicide when he was 18 and I had a lot of guilt because when I was younger and I was just a teenager full of angst and when I attempted suicide and when I was in the hospital for a whole month it was actually him who saved my life and it was him who called his dad to drive over to my house and say hey she sounded off on the phone can we just go check on her cuz he didn't have a car and when they got to the house I had od'd and so it was his dad who took me to the hospital two years after that he took his own life Wow and I had so much guilt because I thought that maybe I had planted that seed that that was something that he could do or I know that you know he was 18 he had his own thoughts he was starting to you know fall into the pits of depression but I totally escaped that moment I didn't even go to his funeral because I was so devastated and it carried a lot of that guilt because he was a really close friend of mine and he was my step-brother that it it took about five years for me to deal with it but as you were saying Kyle you got to feel your feelings then and you really can't push things down like that because it creeps up it creeps up it'll find it exactly you it'll come out in a bad way talk to people find a support group all those things are necessary and I thought that maybe I could white-knuckle my way out of that pain and it was impossible mm-hmm yeah you know it's I've never had loss like that the only I think the only one that I would be the three that would be four that would be closest to to have that kind of feeling is kalila or my brother or my parents and my dad is honest and clothes I've been like you know preparing myself for it my brother's going there tomorrow Tara's ona to see them but I don't really I'm not qualified to even say anything it did give me another philosophical idea though of there might be there might be like just let me just get it out all right is we're not really animals I just realised then we have these complex relationships and love and connections that I don't think that any other animals really feel do you think I don't know that yeah I don't know that for a fact but it is very complex and deep-seated it is traumatic day just to even hear that dolphins commit suicide yeah flipper commits how do they commit suicide yeah jump on the because they have to surface once in a while and I think they just say don't just yeah yeah yeah I think that flipper did right see a down yeah although they add that whole thing about dolphins being smart I don't buy it really let's let's a there's blood in that Japanese Bay let's all go and see if there's a party yeah right I see a dolphin fly out of the ocean in an airplane yeah now that's smart yeah but anyway what's her name Doris Doris I'm so sorry I this might not be the right podcast to get counsel from because we're literally almost borderline [ __ ] here we are that we are we don't do anything serious on this show we talk I think it's great though with that no being real yeah no thank you but I'm sorry helpful for her a little bit yeah I think the advice would be is just live moment a moment release your feelings don't you know bottle it up and I think time will heal it the powernow such a good book yeah for that yeah wow what a [ __ ] great ending to off this is the funniest podcast you know how depressing is that honestly Kyle I my honest feeling here about the whole situation with you being here and whatnot is we'd like to have you again I'd love to come back when you do your own podcast I would love to have you back on to promote it all right I'd love you for you to be on my podcast dealt oh I only do the big five I love that you just said yeah yeah of course I'll go to the ends of Earth to do it um I've done all of them I even do shitty ones oh great see no I like an open mic like open mike rizzo go yeah I just did what nothing he's a shitty bout did one in San Antonio were you know one of the radio DJs if once he came to my hotel room and I did it and he was sweating profusely nervous yeah because he is a huge tiger belly fan so he didn't want to arm he he even said it on the things like I didn't think he would ever do it you know you know and so but my point is I know your power but who did we [ __ ] up people's lives that's what I think and look right in his eyes like I'm a [ __ ] dark mall and I'm getting into your head I love it but my point is is that you arm our family here forever thank you yeah and I and I really really hope that you do a podcast thank you I am I'm going to do it I enjoyed during the last one who's your agent UTA there's like there's a Andrew connect and last name you know quickly Greg kavik at all he's there he's my agent yeah I mean I he hasn't sent me out quite loggy Greg used to be mine yeah Greg havoc yeah yeah I love them yeah these skinny jeans you know mean guy you know yeah yeah you see him right not much call him yeah put me out put me out there yeah yeah you got to be out there you should be reading yeah I'm not going out I want you to okay I'd like you to be my manager I honestly I think I could be somebody's and the thing is also and if I was a manager I would sign you and also arm but are you from learning from kalila I've had a traumatic I've talked about it too much on this gasps auditions I mean the thing with you SNL I've had the ones that are a lot really devastating yeah yeah where it where I had borderline suicidal cause it leaves a mark it's it's I'd be very high PTSD from audition yeah I went through years of stammering yeah the first line I would stand when I got in my head I should every time I'd stand you would are so similar in that okay back well you're telling me the S&L one yeah every single thing you were saying can't talk to people right arm at a ten yeah you feel like every moment is the most painful moment yeah I mean without like Instagram like I I would be out of show business right I can't audition that yeah yeah what can I say this because of her there were a couple when some of them I didn't even get yeah where I walked out and I went kalila I'm not gonna get this because I'm not the right type but if I was the right type I would I would have killed everyone in the [ __ ] I've had a maid I've had disastrous ones but I you have to try and that you do learn that like it is a time if you've ever been on the other side we audition people I have yeah you're they walking out now no yeah yeah you know and then and you feel bad when they're good yeah I did that we don't went for love when we're auditioning for because there I was playing pretty much myself so Judd wanted her as my you know yeah girlfriend in it but we went in a cast her yeah so they were like looking for someone that's half Filipino yeah but we had honor and she was amazing yeah we did get her but was she that she was great but there was this one black girl who was like six nine they study they went to a code if I could give her a reward she nailed it yeah yeah and then when she walked out Allison goes that's a shame uh yeah I know so it's not personal now but in our own twisted [ __ ] up heads it's life or death yeah by the way my mother today said he can't can't you call Judd Apatow yeah yeah and ask him to put you in a movie I know like 20 years I've been doing I was like yeah I would think that he would though I think he would yeah if they're looking for like a really hot guy yeah like a rip to [ __ ] yeah yeah hems Hemsworth tight yeah I'll get a call and I'm you know I'm waiting for it keep trying man how about give Kyle Dunnigan a round of applause great I love you ain't get anything we want to plug shows oh I'll be at this in oh yeah and sleepers sleepers not this weekend though sleepers no the 20th of July through the 28th come out till next week okay so sleepers listen sleepers in cuz San Antonio all you kids came out I had a lot of Tiger Bell people come on and please go see Kyle Dunnigan at lol and I'll be at Largo that's September 5th don't give a [ __ ] about that oh come on guys give 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Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 237,067

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Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, all things comedy, Kyle dunnigan, impression, caitlyn jenner, trump, reno 911, stand up, comedy, tour, instagram, bill maher, face swap, chris hansen, cops, the game, pick up, pickup, artist, pua, peacocking, snl, audition, lorne michaels, fail, acting, michael jackson, neil strauss, mystery, vh1

Id: BJXcwb9uxyE

Length: 105min 36sec (6336 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 12 2018

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In an effort to lighten the mood on this sub: Kyle Dunnigan tries to explain Free Will to Bobby Lee. Timestamp: 1:17:59

[u/FutureExpatriate]

Yeah baby! I recently got into Dunnigan since his appearance on Rogan's podcast. His videos as Trump/Kim K./Caitlyn Jenner are phenomenal.

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If I'm not acting, who or what is?

[u/Elmattador]

Thanks for posting that was great! Also Kyle Dunnigan definitely hangs out in this sub!