Geo Antoinette is a Pioneer | TigerBelly 121

[Music] five four three three two one blast them bro I keep reading the paper oof give me some of that looked in the dehydrated sundae bro here you go bro thank you why are we talking like this is Rho is Neapolitan ice cream no my dear okay but big is Neapolitan bro okay bro welcome welcome to welcome to the process with me and the best in the world I'm a game top of his killing the game like the king is yes hey welcome to Taco Bell um I'm the special one I'm dating Morpheus I'm the one with the wings that you can't see but you feel it see me feel I see me fly away and we got uh Gilbert Cologne dose what's up what's up bro what's up man and we got my beautiful kalila knob just like different level of [ __ ] relationship as of late how babe it's [ __ ] bonding beyond bollocks strong it's not even love dude it's like it's not even hate it's like above it yeah it's like a new level bust out the cassava I know we got we gotta introduce our guest yes okay but we got George and then we got handsome Bryce Oh handsome Bryce today that handsome Bryce man dr. [ __ ] maan [ __ ] Oh nurse unfuckable nervous yeah I'm a doctor but you know what we got here - guys we have somebody that we admire you know our family Tiger belly is very close families with the just kidding news Bunch my brother's been there I've been there I've been there Rosa Vaughn's been there and I think this woman made it happen initially because our our contact was you and I first before I remember like on Instagram Facebook oh yeah yeah yeah and then you're like come on do some videos or whatever and so I did videos so gia Antoinette everybody give away what are you feeling what are you Mexican I thought you guys were talking about me when you guys were doing all those acts that's why I thought you were doing that but you're a hundred percent Mexican yeah honey honorary Asian yes for sure because I always thought you were Filipino because I thought was so I thought you were Mexican yeah so how did you how are you like surrounded by so many Asians then um I don't know it's really weird I think I was probably Japanese or something in my past life I'm gonna be [ __ ] weird but yeah my mom said as a little kids like I would turn on like channel 18 or do we have like a local channel 18 out here and I would just listen to like Japanese stuff Wow was weird and then I mean just the area that I grew up in there Zoe's like what where's that home bro Montebello Monterey Park yeah a lot Asians there yeah and then so you grew up with them I did I grew up with a bunch of Asians and I don't know they I just never I just never thought I was Mexican and then you all you only really dated Asian guys right yeah I had like four series boyfriend hyah near over there pioneer pioneer right there trailblazer really why cuz you're a tall beautiful curvaceous Latino well you're a tall vivacious Latina girl you hooked up with a bunch of Asia what kind of Asians though one was half white when half chinese was that the first one yeah so you eased into it yeah and then I got the Korean but then you had a Korean woman was that the worst one ah I think it was the way she the family was dope yeah but was it the worst one yeah just used pretty shitty yeah it was super hunk like I'm all about like Korea this why yeah yeah okay well that sucks Bart Bharat so you've had three yeah yeah Bart woody Chinese yeah Taiwanese you Taiwan you gotta get a writer you had to get up I don't have to get it I'll be honest with ya [ __ ] let me just say something right now I don't have to get anything right afraid you're not here yeah he's bathing he doesn't care I love Taiwan is so progressive it sure is you're good with gay people twice yeah the stream chewing gum the slide that's not Singapore no Taiwan Singapore Taiwan it's that's why all of us and that's why you're here yeah yeah my stupidity common sense so arm bar huh Jimmy part um so we had so it was this is a funny story so you know my Korean boyfriend um him and Bart were best friends how dare you I didn't break him up but um yeah we were part of the same friend circle yeah and then and then they like we were kind of like we broke up and then we just remain friends and then we just are you guys still friends with that guy no oh good you leave him in a desert yeah he's great the current and then so how did the whole JK new start uh Jay King okay so it started off with JK films that was Barton Joe and then yeah they they went on like a hiatus because they're like we got to pursue school like we got like everyone was about the degree at that time yeah and then they were like you know that the degree things not working like I I think they read like a Forbes article where they had like nigahiga who was like number one at that time he was making like six seven figures no like we're doing the wrong thing um so like alright we're gonna hit this thing full force and then at that time bar tonight we're together and then they were like hey you majored in business right I'm like yeah I kind of got my degree in that like can you just like help us with a couple things here and there and then I came full time in that thing and then that kind of blew up a little bit more and then like we always had like you guys know like the Asian Circle like you go to restaurant you guys are like talking whatever then you go to the parking lot and then there's like another circle developers yeah yeah and you're talking for another two hours so then Bart was never happened to me I've never been a person agents or renegade really I've never I wanna know I'm not I want to go to an Asian circle and then just dispersed and then go to another one saying that you had a bunch of Asian people don't you come out there's more Asians out in the parking lot I mean it's like this circle right and then we're done yeah and we go and like that's what I'm saying I want to go to others break it up yeah yeah but I haven't done that anyway yeah you guys got all weird about it no I'm ever like you are the circle you create the circle there are a lot of Asians in your high school yeah Matt you ADA one person yeah are there a lot and at UASI I grew up with mostly whites one black guy San Diego in Poway a bunch of white people and um yeah I mean we just had a lot of just uh but I you know I hung onto the hashers pot smokers yeah that's a bat you know those guys you know yeah and so that's why I became Who I am you're awesome no I wanted I want I wanted not awesome yeah you I wonder what you have what do I have I wanted to be a part of a group I want what is this this is awesome this jawless this is this is Cesar yes okay yeah it's different yeah this is Cesar this is the Roman Empire and I run the [ __ ] plan I'm sergeant the dead people at the gladiators know you're the guy at the stable and we have these chariots and these [ __ ] nice clean back no you just kind of this [ __ ] with your [ __ ] mouth okay great wait your mouth we don't give a shovel yeah what this one right here what is he dead in it is a dead person what about dr. [ __ ] oh [ __ ] man he's my um court jester oh he comes in with this [ __ ] well but you just in hypothetically he would come in with his little tighty-whiteys yeah that whipped marks on his body because he's been bad and then his eyes right it's shiny right underneath his eyes do you know why what does a volunteers that drive oh just layers of tears have dried underneath her eyes eyes oh it's a haze I'm sorry bloodshot red because I don't feed it and I it's it Bryce down he bleeds internally yeah but I stance and he comes in and I whip them he feeds wipes yeah and this is my queen oh good the clean horses but at night she goes don't do that too right after unfuckable doctor yeah anyway I was go on so you had Asian circles in the party and that was yeah that's it that's how that was the birth of JK news yes why that [ __ ] yeah I was so organic it was just chill whoa yeah I mean I'll bet can I be honest with you always I I've always been kind of jealous of you guys you guys did it you guys did it right what did we do there's just some sort of a cultish following that you have that's beyond fans they're like family but it reaches so many people and when ice try to dive into that market or that platform which is the internet I couldn't get anything going I really could I tried everything I think that they have the formula right where they really work hard I mean even serving on last Friday you guys are always on the move hmm you don't move much at all babe grapes now vlogs are gonna be ripped off oh god no I would never do that it was that too much but to all they there's not much to rip off anymore anymore what happen I took my implants out oh I had big implants in there and my body was just not having that I'm how big how big it's big they were well actually there were double D's oh that's pretty big for your frame yeah normos yeah yours is normal right Norma what do you mean your tits are not implants yeah they totally are they are yeah what no the master this is that science alert he raised his head were you married to part first I mean we're dating part first before you got the blimp I did so he loves me for me that's for sure but then why would you get implants if you already have a guy cuz I'm narcissistic as [ __ ] because you I love myself that much but you also have you know you have a bunch of people following you that also finds you attractive is that what it is what does that mean the saying that there are kids probably out there going I love Jackie news but God you know secretly I I think what am a part of it or no uh as to why I got the boot no just luring like she's not where am I saying wrong the question is did you feel the expectation to go to be even hotter because people oh I'm stupid you probably said it the right way lower boy so they I actually used to stuff my bra like in junior High's always but you had little titties I miss that way because I because at this age you don't know how to say it I know because you get in trouble I want to say other things but I don't want to get in trouble by the [ __ ] that's how Hollywood in the law yeah yeah no I had really small boobs and it was funny you did mm-hmm I would always stuff my bra with like cotton balls it was the stupidest [ __ ] ever I don't even know why I did that yeah my boobs are always so lumpy everywhere because I'm a bad man oh yeah Caesar is a bad yeah resemble a vag and he'll take it yeah I just love openings I love that I like the little I like the wailing the greeting wings yeah yeah I like the canal yeah I like the canals inside the whole like the whole part the birth canal I don't know you should talk to Bart about what the vagina looked like when the birth was happening he said it was weird he was there though with you the holes yeah yeah yeah he better be what the hell but you allowed him to actually like that he like recorded no they don't let you record but if I did he would I get a sketch artist you would I would get a sketch artist in there if I ever get it right now we're gonna get us a good sketch ugh live drawing no but like it or not like a courtroom yeah yeah I have to see it because I'll jerk off to it later oh my god I wouldn't to the baby but just the whole because I would never I don't know you you're you're talking big right now but maybe we see it maybe when you see you're gonna be like oh [ __ ] I did have a giant anymore that's like I would never allow him on I would never allow him to see the actual birthing of the child he would have to stand back why because Bart seems like he is a rational yes very oh geez I don't think that's Taiwanese he just doesn't have he has a couple like you know wild screws floating around in his head and I I don't think fabulous I don't think he would hold it over my head but like every like family occasion he'd be like oh my god her vagina they described about who's this guy children I catch to everyone you guys want to see the abyss yeah I'll stand over your shoulder babe thank you yeah with a football helmet and just with it they don't like shoot out at you or anything you know did it hurt uh I was drugged up so I know like right now the era's like oh it's all natural and all that and I'm like yeah like you guys are warriors like do you boo whatever yeah no I was yeah I was drugged up like crazy I don't feel anything it was dope wow that's awesome I'm gonna get drugged up for sure yeah I enjoyed it and then when the baby came out he didn't look weird which was awesome cuz newborns load their head aliens well yeah he had be plopped it on your chest flopped it's him yeah they popped him on your chest right and then what does it do did it look at your eyes and go gaga or whatever no I didn't start talking just yet but did it look at you yeah he did Wow did you cry uh no this is this is I don't know if this is messed up or not but he looked very Asian that's great you work so what does that mean well then I just I felt like okay this is my boy I love I'm like like I've never felt this type of love but because he didn't resemble me I was just like I love you so much but like I just there was just no connected something that said like initially when the baby's first born it has a higher it's going to look like the dad because I guess biologically the dad has to know that that's his child or something to that effect so initially it was looking like the dad most I don't know who that is but I did read that somewhere guys are so primitive man Wow yeah that's true like if my baby look like Denzel it'd be like this I'd be like that's not mine yeah but what if it looks like Denzel and then like two weeks later it looks yellow face transport I got mad for no reason I'm sorry baby I'm sorry sorry for stairway I will come back so you because I'm because we've never had anyone on this podcast that went through this oh cool yeah ask away yeah so this is very were you scared when you first realized you were pregnant no because I wanted I wanted to be oh okay yeah cuz I'm 34 so I'm like I wanted it to happen old are you I'm 33 right we ever hear you're the example G make it we have a year yeah yeah yeah science like science now's nuts I color in in vitro because they have they collect a couple of like viable embryos and then they look to see which ones are probably gonna take the best yeah then you get to choose between a boy and a girl so like for instance Christy Teegan and John Legend yeah the first they chose a girl and in this second one they chose a boy oh my god can you give it abilities like superpower like I want I want autism but the rain mankind like talented the talented where you can count things will quick composes yeah we already halfway there your Asian man like aren't Asians just naturally born doing math I can't count cards in Vegas yeah yeah that's Rain Man skill you know there's even something that people that's people are doing now where women who aren't able to have their to carry their own usually get a surrogate right but now they're doing uterus implants and they've done this in Sweden I think eight times successfully will where they will the the mom will take an immunosuppressive drug and it's kind of like a kidney or a liver transplant and the mom will take on someone else's uterus because she wants to conceive and carry her own child to term oh cool it's not her uterus it's from somebody like a donor who cares like you lose it anyway yeah that's no crazy right that's really cool it's crazy so you can choose eyes you can choose gender yep yeah you can choose how about physical things superhero babies in now you know like about it a big like my son to have a better deck I think our son will have an okay dick cuz my dad a huge dick how do you know your dad had a huge towards is a sad but towards the end of his life Isaac to care for all dude he was like a shower definitely a shower because alert sites where skin drags off the body did you guys know this uncircumcised oh then your argument goes out the window dude okay no signs alert and all my uncle's had big dicks - how'd you know that I think not seeing your own dad's big guys I never seen my uncle oh no poor before we get to that can we just take a moment I can take a moment for a sponsor's oh yeah okay right yeah I love me Andes I like it because um it caresses my genitals you know in a soft way it's like the Lord is cusping my ballsack well yeah I don't wanna get testicles testicles testicles it really is a good product I use it all the time and I use it when I perform George Clooney uses it um Olivia Munn uses a oh she's new he's got him on I just found out about her damn I just knew her name just now but um they use it at the Louvre so wait wait employees or you have to go there at the Louvre you have to wear me undies because it needs soft because they need to work all day and they need softness three times softer than cotton guys yeah tell them about it would you buy this for people for a holiday I a check kidding me i bought it for my [ __ ] grandfather oh we bought it oh wow but you but it was that good no I'm gonna I'm gonna dig up his grave and so you can have [ __ ] comfortable on these for eternity and that's the holiday spirit right there guys is buying underwear for that people yeah this holiday season to get your exclusive 20% off the softest underwear and socks you will ever wear free shipping and a hundred percent satisfaction guarantee go to me undies comm slash belly that's me undies comm slash melody it's a goddamn holiday miracle damn holiday one wow I love me undies that they're great but my point is this you [ __ ] your uncle's know did you suck your uncle's dick I never are you guys like going to spawn okay so like one time in the Philippines we went to the province because my family owns land in the mountains and there was a supply there like a lake and that's where everyone showers in the province and so all my cousins I know all of their dicks I know what they look like and I know that my family lineup of dicks no faces you're like uncle brother right would you do that and also my best friend had sex with my cousin and she said he he had one of the biggest dicks ever Wow let me ask you this yeah there was a photo of my page Gilbert's dick I could I know I know your brother's dick too oh I don't know so many dicks really have a photo I just thick is it thick wide is it what no it's actually like a very normal dick oh is it but above it all that huh it's veining yeah we're all veiny no we should do this you and Gilbert should go to the bathroom take a picture of your penises and I will tell you which one it is and today when I will be like who was it I wouldn't know I don't know what mine is because I'm no well you don't I have a extra turtleneck on mine yeah he's uncircumcised yeah oh you're circumcised yeah yeah oh yeah just something this stuff gets caught in there no because I'll have to clean it because I didn't know about that until I was like a freshman in high school so what I probably got a physical or at school or something the doctors like okay pull back to check I'm like oh I can't do that he's like hurt what he's like you're supposed to be I've been doing this since like middle school so I finally did it yeah Oh mark why things came it's thick thick thick thick thick is the word in Filipino of shmegmer that's cute Oh rose I'm sorry guys for all that it was crusty like it fell off in all it wasn't it was moist it was like cheese cream cream like you go to Yogurtland or pink berry cheesecake bites classes like that cheesecake bites oh my god girl had discharged in a dry crunchy it was like uh what do you got brittle are like a toffee brittle you kept going yeah yeah yeah just like that yeah anyway uh yeah switch gears we were with Herbert childbirth yeah child does go like the childbirth you know I end up at dick anymore your baby out I know some people have done that no I was laying down yeah yeah I didn't why would our - and pulled her own child out and held it up no third kid though I feel like after during the third you're like yelling yeah let me just hug a tree and like push it out you know some Mexican mothers like have have had eight kids the last two they just queef it out so does that mean that you are Mexican more children are coming just one more yeah you guys trying now no I'm letting it rest heal yeah so we show you what happened so you take the baby you bring it home that day oh no no no you give it an Apgar score yep yeah what was the baby's apgar's Oh what is it what's the highest what's the definition gets Hey you don't you don't know the [ __ ] score Gio I'm trying to sound smart do you not know the score so 34 points is the highest one yeah yeah it's fine oh yeah eat and go to the knick yeah he's fine it's perfect and so then you it stays then you do skin-to-skin and then dad has to do skins yeah what's gonna skin it's never licked a baby on your bare chest for bonding yep you know what that sign is gonna skin we don't even do skin skin no we don't do skin-to-skin because clothes and shoes because I want to like tear them up put on the bed at least motorcycle hell I don't know we used to do it horse feeder so on so you bring the baby home a couple days later yep that's it you can't take it back you're just yeah that's it yes dressed out at all uh no what the dress that why is because the responsibility no I wanted it I already did a bunch of [ __ ] you know what I mean like it yeah like if I didn't travel and like well I want it I'd be like [ __ ] I hate my life I hate this child but no I'm not gonna good place you're happy and you're happy you you bring the home it probably brightens the house yeah it's really dope there's a bunch of baby [ __ ] everywhere like our house was really nice before like like nicely decorated and stuff and now there's like baby stuff all over like that so cute wow yeah that's really cool and then they bought their first Christmas tree yeah well she's not hers Bart's first grade my parents love me a lot that's great congratulations yeah no not me I mean I've always had a Christmas tree no I mean it was the same for you remember how we bought your first Christmas tree like two years ago and you were like upset that I took you to a parking lot which means yeah because I live in the inside I mean inside I don't want a tree inside I know but it's just for the festive you know we never had a tree growing up why did you have I go dad can we get a tree go to look outside I go okay he goes what do you see bunch of trees it goes Merry Christmas Oh what did you get 2002 the same I got thanks dad that's not the point but okay but like that's not the kind of house I grew up in no tree far2 we did one tree but it's data in the house for three years it was just branches my mom would hand clothes on it and stuff yeah yeah like no one took no one got rid of it and so that after three years of that [ __ ] being in there yeah the middle the living room we just said we're not gonna get another tray again how's your brother sensitive about Chris God he's such a [ __ ] about it daddy who a good ass talking's when we got off the plane from Vancouver TMZ was there oh yeah they were like hey whatever and they got right in my face like what do you think louis c.k and I go he's a great comic Oh God you think the question was do you think that his career is over and you said no unlikely and I try to play it so [ __ ] like on the book like I don't want to piss Louie on neutral yeah but I don't know how it came across but no but you gave your honest opinion yeah I did which is you know I think that you think what he did was wrong but I don't think you think his careers over which is your honest opinion yeah but also I don't like how he cornered you like that no that's what they always do that right oh it was just one guy he cornered you yeah when I was on a show I don't because he's so big was a big way oh that's yeah yeah I can't find nobody but when I was on MADtv it would happen more often yeah and I would say things that were like crazy yeah and I feel like you can't do that anymore yeah you can't no I'll suck your dick bro you can't say [ __ ] like that you know you can still offer but you know good sir hello look you're lonely day yeah all right goodbye goodbye Wow you can't do [ __ ] like that anymore but Gio we're gonna have a baby I think you influenced us you guys do it Bobby sorry baby instructors are Gio we're gonna have a baby yeah no I got it it was you to see some [ __ ] bright one this one yeah yes sure you're a brave linebacker you guys also helped us up me allowed a lot I want to thank you for that I did yeah you know when we were in San Francisco there was like a bunch of teenagers yeah I'm up to them and they all wanted pictures because only because of JK news they know him from nowhere else there are people out there that only know me from jbk News's great from where JK news o people go so you know like TSE I saw you on the [ __ ] GfK news can I get a photo with you did you just call it JFK news yeah just freaking kids yeah that's awesome no you're you're awesome something connect I'm gonna tell you something that happened to me today that I I wasn't gonna talk about but no let's do it but um it's a little thing that happened and I haven't told anybody except for kalila oh snap secrets so I am i worked on NCIS Los Angeles again last week awesome thank you and I play a CIA agent yes I just I got they said I can do it okay CIA agent so the last day I was there I was driving to because we had to drive into the [ __ ] mountains and it's like an hour and a half away because they had to create the Vietnam jungle in some [ __ ] reservoir camping site so I just decided to stop by bagel brothers and it was a asian guy there I go hey yeah they had one last jalapeno bagel gang you down so hungry but he put on like 16 layers of cream cheese in the middle he's lactose intolerant and a black color so you know how the the the bag was hot yeah it was to do it being you know made the basic yeah I wasn't eating it like an animal because I was like late you know and so I go to my dressing room and there's army fatigues but there's also next to a wetsuit oh no and it says a note put the wet suit underneath the karmatit fatigue don't worry no one's gonna ever see the wet suit gonna [ __ ] wear a wet suit underneath this [ __ ] army fatigue okay know what - [ __ ] the way to [ __ ] doing right yeah [ __ ] the wet suit okay okay so and I put the guns in and had a machine gun yeah yeah and then as I'm walking to the set which is like a half a mile away into the [ __ ] woods I hear my stomach like that but look that's [ __ ] bagel yeah but I'm like I'm fine so now it's me LL Cool J Chris O'Donnell Eric Danni of - the whole cast and we're in the jungle and and all of a sudden you know you're walking out of the jungle with your machine gun and then they go action and the rain hit my body it was a rain scene the rain was so [ __ ] cold I went right into hypothermic shock it's just literally just started also in my head I'm like there's no way I can do this I cannot do give lines during all this no okay right good so I'm shaking like this and then you know I mean the ad whether they come up think you're all right they're like well you're wearing your wetsuit right and everyone even elekid you they all turn around go what are you a [ __ ] idiot it was in your dressing room right yeah I didn't think there was gonna be raining as I'm talking right I hear this oh no in a little far came out was it a shart or a fart strictly sharp oh no fart I mean so you go alright go go again go back to your marks mm-hmm action no you I hope they don't use it because now I'm like you know so scared it's my body right yeah I start turning blue in fact the point where Jam dad you know the dad from Dexter yeah he's in a - and he comes up to me goes hey man you can't do this you're gonna go into hypothermic shock cuz even him he's an old man because I'm [ __ ] going into it and I have two layers of wet suit on yeah and I go I know but that's I have to take a [ __ ] because hey cut he goes he needs to take go to the bathroom he and they're like we're losing light oh my god I'm shaking and like a farting anyway it was the worst human experience in my life action again right use the bathroom he now gets to the point where I'm like alright if you don't let me guys go to the bathroom I'm gonna [ __ ] right here and there right here people laugh no because now they I told him it's a [ __ ] bathroom is one thing good BP yes [ __ ] I had to take diarrhea now yeah right and we're losing light can you hold it they said no I go well I'm leaving I ran through the forest and with this American Indian guy who was my border by saying he's like follow me this way and I normally wouldn't but he's American Indian he knows the [ __ ] do you know the woods he does yeah he knows that she knows the way you know so I trusted them right sheesh if we shift and we're running I mean another trail I got go ahead Sharky your reward yeah yeah yeah go ahead yeah my Cherokee friend right you know what half a mile we finally see this white leg built like a little building like a and that's what the bathroom is you could just go up the stairs and go to the bathroom right as I hit a stair I hear this pop pop like that [ __ ] just pop out of my butthole hard like hard hard and now it's over now of a failure because now I have to [ __ ] wipe the [ __ ] off my you know it's a whole thing and also now they're waiting for me I know you hate that feeling right so I look at my underwear and there's two chunks of [ __ ] I take toilet paper wiping it's all go away what you know just throw the underwear away yeah it's my only layer of my dick would freeze off he would have hypothermia direct I have hypothermia did I like how his underwear are you like protective yeah that's awesome so that as I'm and then I [ __ ] and it was like dude luckily the first two pop-ups were were a little dryer yeah because the second act it was like a standing ovation it was like like you know it was like you know I made like into the [ __ ] it would have been a disaster so then I do it quickly I clinched the [ __ ] involved with my cheating with my strong ass cheeks muscles muscle yeah I put my clothes back on I still have [ __ ] all over my ass ass part the cheeks right why didn't you wipe that he's a nice dog friends oh yeah yeah I don't generally he doesn't do it I don't do it anyway we smell your chair right now it's just all baby he has crust in his hamstrings yeah well that's a road as I now walk back right which which [ __ ] on my [ __ ] ass cheeks and the clothing is just wet into my body and I'm shaking and I go back on the set and now I guess somebody told somebody that I [ __ ] my pants now everyone's laughing but you don't care do you care well no because it think I'd rather have them laugh and be angry right so I you know I finish it and I'm like it's over I mean this is a disaster but nothing happened oh nice but still that whole experience it was a nightmare it was the biggest nightmare I've ever had on a set really to [ __ ] your pants oh no your guest starring on a show you know and then but then a showrunner came out to me and he was like a really nice Wow yeah I don't know that's our memories are made man yeah was it last time you [ __ ] your pants I [ __ ] my pants the last time oh man I don't know maybe like 10 years ago I was an adult then yeah yeah absolutely yeah yeah I'm not I'm I'm gonna try to hide that it was it was horrible I was running late for work as before we did the whole YouTube thing I had a really nice business suit on was your job before I was a baker boring yes I had a really nice suit on and I was running late I'm like I can I can make it like I have a really tight ass hole like nothing's gonna happen minds do very tight well that's what I thought Oh totally got toasted and then it was just like a little bit and then it just all came out oh my god Man suit yeah like I had a drive like my butt was not oh yeah how did you strive back home that's it oh you don't commit you're not you're not Asians would have a right to work yeah the crusty hands yeah very definitely much I'm definitely nice was it like when you told your parents like hey I'm gonna quit banking and I'm gonna go into this unknown land of that's a great question I really thought you were gonna ask me like what did it feel like my dick [ __ ] yes don't even donate so it was nuts because it was right when like the economy like tanked so everyone was losing their jobs and stuff and then Here I am with the really and I secure job living on my own I had like really good money and stuff I'm like yeah I'm not gonna do any more and they're like you're walking um but I don't know they're they're really cool like they're just like that's your life like you can't come back home like do what you got to do were you already living on your yeah I was ready on my own so they bail okay how do they feel now they think it's cool yeah yeah my mom like sees just you know the success that we've had and she was like cool you're not asking me for money like yeah but at what point did that happened for her where she was able to see that okay like she's in the right direction I don't know we don't really talk like we're not really close like that where we talk like we have like braiding hair sessions and we're like bonding it's more why why why why don't you have that I don't know it's just it's not in our cold I mean cuz Nick Youssef has never said I love you to his parents but he loves them to death yeah I feel like uh Jessica either like her Korean parents they don't ever exchanged I love yous like that I think maybe her mom now yeah but it just wasn't a norm fine either really yeah you know you've never said I love you to your mom whoa whoa no I did that's my energy that's my [ __ ] energy when doing the season series apart it's serious yeah so you know I did now I had a teacher and then like I had to teach her how to hug because like the first time I hugged her George whoa George Barna like what in this corner like [ __ ] uh yeah she was really awkward hugging her like she would just like it really like tense when they just this like this is a hug at my 20s about your dad uh same thing like me and my dad this is weird we didn't talk for like seven years and we like lived under the same roof I know it was so weird why you guys Mexican families Jerry Springer huh I guess so their standards like I mean I was a good kid yeah but like I didn't do things the way they wanted me to do it so but is that considered dysfunction because I mean you turned a unit and really have like a lot of angst or like animosity towards them um no I didn't because I think when I was going up dude I had like a really interesting life like they were just I had it I had a curfew at 10:00 o'clock curfew when I was like 21 oh yeah so I mean a lot of it like a lot of the things that I wanted to do like they were just like no like you know young respectful stream it doesn't do that very traditional super judicial yeah I can't leave this house unless you're married and I'm like wow yeah wow so all of these little things I think at that time I was like I wanted did I kill myself I was like doing crazy drugs but um yeah I got over that real quick but we your parents at your when you were delivering were they there uh no they weren't I just want it barred in there I didn't know what I didn't they were in the hospital they weren't even in the building they know they weren't cuz it was I got four in the morning like you know you can't really time it you can't be like hey okay I'm gonna pop this [ __ ] you better do yours late at night now in the morning I will be there it's a job I'll get a higher somebody I'll give you money I'll give you under box look-alike actually much better for me because you get frazzled and freaked out and it might your energy might transfer over onto me hard we got to introduce everybody so this guy that guy the East Valley shelter was overflowing with lost dogs because of the fires so they needed to clear out the shelters so we took this guy on as a backup a little bit taken permanently this is it okay just back up a little bit can I just back up a little bit please yes and III really want to talk about this in a grown-up way because I love you so much yeah and so I don't want to start any kind of thing like that okay so let's just be technical about it yeah yeah Gerber and let's just talk about it in an adult kind of a way okay she's telling me that there was a fire you knew about you knew about the fire kind of yeah okay right we're in LA you know there's a fire and I feel bad for it yeah anyone lost their homes looking I'm looking in the camera he felt the smoke yeah yeah and then kalila was like you know a lot of these animals are coming into these like pounds shelters we need to save them cuz they're gonna kill you know so she sends me a photo of a one-year-old white puppy looking one that was so cute when when that one I have and like yeah get it just get it right yeah are you getting angry no no yeah yeah yeah don't get angry so I'm like oh we're gonna get like you know I mean a cute little guy right yeah and then she sent me photos of also four kittens okay kittens we have 3 you belong yeah so then I come home and we got [ __ ] gandalf here oh he's so cute you know and Gandalf can't see oh he's blind yeah no we don't know you called him Henry Fonda the other day I don't know Henry Fonda but you know what Henry Fonda so sweet anyone listening Henry Fonda is so sweet and he's just a good man the point of fostering be indiscriminate about what dogs you pull out more than likely you got to pull out the dogs that are less likely to get adopted at the shelter so this guy who's a little bit of a senior dog he doesn't have his front teeth and all he does is basically chill and chills and puddles yeah he's a sweetheart and so and that but that was you know I'm just saying that this oh but now I love do you think you're gonna be a bad guy because you you because you don't well just if I want to candy even if yeah I don't want to end up also if I adopt a kid I'm not gonna get like an old man what do you mean you know I'm gonna get a baby born if it's a Benjamin Button disease oh yeah that's highly now a predicament know what to do with the baby we're gonna predict about the Benjamin Button baby yeah but they'll be cool having a Benjamin Button cuz you'll get an old one and that is not cool old no if it's a daughter as I you know mean well I have it just listen it's an old woman and then as I get older it turns younger younger and then right when it hits 18 yeah that blood-related what does that feel Benjamin buttons yeah yeah yeah I want to hear it I don't know what you're about to say yeah yeah I'm gonna say it I was gonna say okay so I was at the Christmas party at the Comedy Store Christmas party and there you know I give him a hug we talked and then my friend Willie's girlfriend is William Foresight's daughter right and I can see really William Forsythe is one of my favorite actors he was in raising in Arizona a thousand movies he was in the Rockies a thousand movies you'll know him if you google him and William fourth s daughter is a really talented young actress named Rebecca and she is also dating Willy Hunter was a stand-up will he's cute but I just gonna hit on her so I got right but then she survived and she goes she immediately made it you know we just basically that's William Forsythe daughter and then he was like oh I love when we text each other but like we had to save because it could have been uncomfortable save who who the girl yeah the girl like that happens to a lot that happens to us to women all the time we're we're very good at maneuvering out of situations like that we did it she survived it but it's like I never seen that intelligent women there's some girls out there they're just like he just wants to be your friend I'm like are you serious but it made me realize what you guys have to go through yeah I think that I've become very like diplomatic in that sense where and I hate that I'm diplomatic because I shouldn't be afraid to hurt a man's ego if no is know then I should just say hey I'm not interested but I feel like saying it like in a certain way where I'm like hey thank you so much I'm really flattered I gotta go and I kind of like as Jojo would say like octopus your way yeah yeah yeah what I mean the wiggly asian man he's yeah but I wish that I could just say hey dude I'm not interested bye but it never works out like that you saw when you picked me up at that Club we go by the club right and some guy goes to the car to our window-mounted honor and I said it's so [ __ ] because he knows on yeah no no that's your uber driver I'm not interested I gotta go and I chased me to the car yeah you know what I did [Laughter] like things I think I just have it so growing up in the I grew up in East LA I went to school in 66 but my house is located in East LA and like in that area at least amongst a lot of Latinos like they have like this cat calling thing and it's [ __ ] annoying like you feel like a piece of meat so I think at a very young age it just kind of like got a really tough skin from second [ __ ] you dude and like I think because of that I've developed like resting [ __ ] I'm always like like pissed at something so I don't look very approachable what do guys I mean because you're you guys hit on you all the all the time are still probably yeah I don't think I'm in an area now where I'm never go out anymore so I really get hit on anymore she gets hit on to hit on all the time yeah you there yeah but when I've seen it she you can see them damn you're really hot then no I think it's because there's a really big height this crap and see between him him and I so they'd always just assume he's my uber driver or either like or she's an actress and I'm her assistant is like they come out to make email I have a movie that coffee bean where the guy gave the camera to Bobby and he was like hey dude can you take a picture and Bobby thought that the guy was asking him for a selfie oh yeah and so he hands the camera over to Bobby Bobby flips the camera like like about to take looking for the guy and then the guy stands next to me like okay we're ready like can you take the picture yeah yeah you know what I'm we've talked about it before but you know I'm over it I know I'm a troll you're not a troll or not you know what curl with girls love you love confidence and trolls look I don't have confidence look at me babe my babe Korean gargoyles are all the rage they are there's anything yeah yeah I'm very attracted to gargoyles you're a gnome gnomes are cute but have you ever did you put the Asian dudes you'd a tarp off athletic yeah yeah yeah four times a day yes my four I mean I'm sorry a week oh [Music] you have a problem no four times a week yeah cause he's just so fit you know he is yeah but he's such a nice guy he's really dope yeah he's very ha I just have to give him a hard time yeah how did you know when he was the one though like pretty early yeah like right away like I didn't like him I thought he was very annoying I thought he was very condescending I thought he was just like a goody two-shoes I'm like bro you're [ __ ] annoying and then we got snowed in it was just us two we got snowed in and then we just got to talking be snowed in what does that mean so we went we went to Big Bear to go snowboard that's literally snow down literally snug yet that was like an urban street talk but east of a witness no definition is like we couldn't leave our car bro why a flat tire yeah man but you know we were snow man cuz we're in the hood yeah they were literally still there yeah we like to raise the roof I've literally raised enough lifting in my hand okay everybody there's an earthquake and the roof is collapsing I'm raising it with my hands yeah so that's what literally yeah so you got snowed in and then you got to talking and then yeah and then I thought he was really cool and I couldn't stop thinking of my best friend or like my friend I'm like man this is weird I'm Bart yeah gross do you find it was joe attractive he's a good-looking guy yeah I think no but do you find him attractive like I want to like [ __ ] no I would never not and say that he's an attractive guy I think you can get ladies yes yeah yeah he's he's got amazing hair he does I just think he's so cute what oh because he reminds you of yourself yeah Joe's like I like he's that weird no he's the only one that hasn't been on here and he was like probably the first Tiger belly fan yeah yeah he's gonna be really soon he was actually very upset when we said we were having to yeah no he's not he hates me dude he really does even Stevie was like the same thing he's like we got to get you on and then Joe's like what the [ __ ] would I want to do it ya know I want Joe bad and he's the next one yeah he's awesome you can't you only here's the thing you guys are are you guys the leaders of the group Bart and Joe are the leaders but there's no way okay okay let me say this though it's like if I'm gonna have Kennedy on I'm gonna have Jackie O on that both oh I see I'll bring in Lyndon Johnson Yeah right right is that a clever way I'm so [ __ ] sorry Megan Markel yeah yeah you gotta have it yeah I'm neither have Megan Marco then yeah yeah you're saving the best for last too cuz like he's just gonna he's not [Laughter] he's not urg oh yes you are you know what because the thing is is that out of all the guys in your group you're the first one I knew yeah no it's just aware of on on the on the Internet yeah I was right so much no but no that's not even that is is that you're in Korea we're a band who's Joe I go I don't know who's Geo I would oh yeah that's that girl she's on the internet she hasn't you know me I would yeah yeah you're the first one I was aware of so to have Joe on before you would been a ridiculous yeah that is not a baby it's a great thing yeah I'm very emotional yeah I know we look alike but you know what I don't want Lyndon Johnson I want [ __ ] Jackie O John Ave and then that's it yeah we stopped her there three times and David so three times I love David so funny yeah David's my [ __ ] I love that guy that dude is so fun he's the future he's the future he's amazing I want to see him blow up he married you guys right yeah cuz he's up not what is it priest is a pastor he's a pass yeah that's an ordained exactly sir yeah have you had guests on your show that weren't good uh yes no no you guys are amazing way no way you guys are amazing like she gave us the German Shepherd like jacking off story and there's like 10 years old and still not potty-trained yeah they're [ __ ] old sound bites do better killing the sound bites right now sound ah yeah we're all snowed in we're all snowed together great servers so arm well do you have you ever don't want with a guess and then you don't air it because it's so bad uh we don't know we still air it cuz then we'll just like a bar and that one will amplifier energy and we're like ah [ __ ] especially knows we've not aired stuff oh yeah am I gonna make it you're one of them represent you have to make it yeah you have to make it I'm gonna search for it I'm gonna be somewhere imagine who tomorrow night Ramona this thing is gonna [ __ ] kill it and come out this is a great oh your mic was off the hole yeah we didn't you know what a lot you know this podcast we didn't go through the same topics I think we went to different places this is what I like yeah we went to different places also being a female we want more females with talent and you kept it going through your great yeah but no water you don't drink our water or what that's [ __ ] fancy well never bought this water I don't know you came on I feel like I've heard you guys say this before okay we have like I've heard the I think you said it like you you get [ __ ] fancy water and it's just for the people on the podcast right I listen when you speak Wow so you just lied to my face do I lie all the time what do you it was a bit was a best lie he told I just lie I lie so many times a day have you liked today at all in this podcast no I haven't lied today on the pot yeah no I just I just you know I I like exaggerate things and I in and I embellished things and you know I want to get better at your profession as a storyteller so I think that Mellish is a normal part of that process but if you're lying to get away from like real life stuff it's a no people will go like yeah I hey we went to Sweden up in there great beautiful but why do I say that I don't know and they go what part I don't I forgot I was something because it was a tour and then you're lying more yeah what kind of tour was me I was just doing like this when I was younger I doesn't stand up you know you can have a question now that you bring that up what have you really been to Paris yes oh okay well apart I went to Paris what's a Paris that's it alright well it's for your [ __ ] I know you've been to Germany alright you know what if you want me to take out a photo I'll go take out a photo I have one I've looked through all your photos he leaving he's got to go to Google Images print an image of Paris just kinda said he worked in Germany for an IBM campaign oh that was out here that wasn't here in the States that was in Germany so that I believe but I'm still not sold on the whole Paris thing and I feel like I've unearthed all his photos every last one and you've never seen a Paris one I've never and it's like the Lee of all the places that you're where you're gonna take photographs it's gonna be Paris yeah yeah the Eiffel Tower for sure you know everything about me was there yeah oh what's the cutoff for airlines when you're with child like second trimester closer to the third okay yeah it's like you're really big to like give birth on a plane that would be really a job why because then you're filling everything and then you're bleeding everywhere and you're like the child's like I don't have a place at birth Delta yeah then I don't know I don't know yeah what do you think what are the chances that he in fact brings that photo out let's put let's put let's put down the odds right now I say about 2% chance but he actually brings out that photo I'm going with you you know him more than I do I'm not kidding but you know what he surprises me sometimes okay I don't I don't know where in the [ __ ] in this entire house that he will actually find a photo even not even here's a photo of Paris a photo I've stalked all his photos up in this Boston what's nuts is that people still have photos I can't remember the last time at a photo that's true I like them too i've been printing more and more photos out just for nostalgia sake yeah the old Kodak camera is a disposable yeah the best I hated why the white and they get the wait for the like the flash get the [ __ ] out of here at 2% she said 2% I underestimated [Laughter] hater browse here what the Mona Lisa Mona Lisa oh that's the Louvre let me see this I feel like we really got to inspect this photo was it I mean the Mona Lisa really is that small okay but is this the only Mona Lisa why why would I why would I take a photo of a not a Mona Lisa where did you find that that is so cool I have because I have a stack of photos of me on that trip yeah in my room I was frantically fine trying to find one there is no other one there are other ones but like one that you wouldn't go oh that's [ __ ] definitely Paris see he surprised you made it sound like yeah you went through like everywhere in the house and the only way that he would have a photo would be in it well there's a chest in the room why would I go this this is a joke right so this is me going to stinks right right so and this is the Mona Lisa right yeah I would I'd do it to a fake right I believe it yeah yeah so so to say yeah that's pretty fast guys for questioning year since yeah but see that's why I live in the world of the shadows because we don't know cuz you don't know if he's lying or not you don't know if I'm lying or not so that's what makes me mysterious how dope would it be if he was like an assassin and we like you didn't know this whole time I could be like mr. Highsmith yeah yeah I mean his kills would have to be in like a 10-minute window every day because he just likes to be horizontal on bed for most of the part like what the [ __ ] can you give me Ben maybe I have connect for the CIA abilities and I kill people with my mind oh [ __ ] you're like see that's why that's a chemist yeah yeah Asian Morpheus I really have so damn I lied to win and I love winning this actually didn't lie to win that you told the truth yeah so you tell the truth wow so many options yeah yin and yang man yeah we're always remember that too you know what are you sorry I lost what was it would you bet I said 2% but you should have bet Gilbert I should have bet what I know your commander well you have no faith in the commander I didn't bet you didn't know no I'm just here oh you have my god I don't have anyone's back no one in this room had your back of course you lied about Sweden and no one in this room but I lied about that so that's I never told anyone that I went to Sweden so you lied about lying about told people you don't even realize Oh double lies all day every day Manik I'm tonight I'm going to the comedy store to play a FIFA tournament am i lying I don't know man is it 10:30 you look sort of 10 right yeah but because I have to do another part we're doing another podcast Africa that's sugar for next week for Jimmy O yang mm-hmm and um I said I don't know how long that's gonna run so they're like oh you can automatically go into semifinals now let me ask you guys something is that true or false you got to look at people in the eyes when you say is that true or false well what is what you are false me playing a FIFA tournament tonight at the Comedy Store what time 10:30 you keep you keep shifting your eyes I think it's true now cuz now you're trying to do it on purpose oh and you're right that's that's a former banker in this game I'm going to tell you some things about me and I wanted to see if you think it's true okay you got it we got to do that icon all right say three things Kay two truths and a lie babe yeah okay okay so when I was 17 years old I went to a rehab called the McDonald Center let me stop me real quick you're not gonna give me like false information like one little detail like where you were wearing a red shirt but you're like no it was a blue shirt no okay okay no dyes do that now no no she wants to know though I just have a very important question yeah so in nineteen when I was in ninth when I was seven 17 mmm I went to the McDonald centers we have technique okay that did I or not well no no do you have to say that other two truths in three states oh yeah so that statement one the second thing is when I went to Paris I also went to right after that I also went to Tokyo England in Japan no Tokyo Japan I went to Tokyo Japan even England and Australia in that order no so right after Paris yeah in this Petryk I went to all those places at that during that dress Tokyo England what else Australia Japan England France France in a span of how long in a month okay okay and the third one is last night I hung out with Jeremy Piven I don't know your life though I know but just is it last year yes she knows this one I want it I want to see if you know I'm not gonna recapture to true so the first one was I went to a rehab called the McDonald Center uh-huh that was 17 okay I win this trip I went to Japan what do you spot the Japan - Japan London Australia hundun in Australia that's not what Jeremy Piven Jeremy Piven is what a lie good yeah because you try too hard yeah I got it on the first two to make it seem like a lie yeah that you weren't unsure I think it's gonna double I double double - man you want to do one with her no no yeah yeah I'll probably won't be able to read it all right all right you do it yeah yeah Oh think about no you have to just do it on the spot like I did okay two truths and a lie yeah harder all right that's the whole point in a lie yeah yeah yeah a bit ready okay okay geo Internet your turn oh [ __ ] alright so when I was 19 I was pulling out of my driveway huh and I accidentally ran over my dog okay and he died so he died yeah okay and then I think of another one this is this is art yeah your games yeah um I didn't have sex until I was 19 okay and what I saw my parents having sex the dog didn't die [ __ ] good how do you know I'll tell you why I here I'll tell you why I'll tell you why so relax Lu why because you saw that I had two dogs here right yeah and you were really like friendly about it and I feel like you would have said that what I fine in a house as you two dogs oh my god I love dogs oh man when I was 19 you know you know that wasn't my you had the most information yeah and the two other statements were like declarations almost yeah yeah I was trying to convince myself to do to be the guy to try 100 we've done this hour all right I'm awful at it you are at giving two truths and a lie I'm good at guessing not the other way around oh I see I can't offer up information yes when I'm trying to like come up with should be a game we play every week it's fun yeah yeah it's a fun game it's tough my heart was like my throat yeah you're intimidating I am yeah way looked at you know blink yeah no don't blame yeah yeah why can't blink I think I think I would because the thing is is that I think I can get I can pretend truths or lies oh that's how to pass it yes so what I would do is this I would if someone would ask me like have you ever had cabbage mmm you know I would pretend that I haven't to make my body react yeah right and that did you murder you know Bryce no you mean you established a baseline so the cabbage and the burner would be at the same you know same wavelength wavelength right well this is how I'm gonna try it right and they're like okay he didn't kill Brian but I did we should should buy one yeah someone mailed us pretty bad kiss my heart rate gets really know what they should have a lie detector just built in my body yeah right like a little green light in a red light and a yellow neutral yeah I saw the movie the color purple it turns red through your coat - it doesn't go red like yeah why you're not sex because what would be one color no we got to be able to see it yeah yeah what are we had time or over an hour okay supposing oh wow that's quick pretty good yeah this is not what I mean I want to keep going no we're not done oh I feel like you're trying to kick me out the whole time do really cool I prep the [ __ ] photo from the [ __ ] innovator but yeah the water whatsit yes yeah I remove at this trip you know this trip I didn't appreciate it I didn't I can't believe you did I be M campaign right that's why you went to Australia and Japan yeah I was paid to go and then the whole crew was like we're gonna go to the Louvre I'm like I don't know what it is and I went no it's a Mona Lisa and you were disappointed no I was not huh yeah you're pretty cute how old were you there you look like a raver yeah junko jeans yeah and like a puka shell necklace yeah it looks like you are wearing a puka shell are you wearing a puka shell Macca's no I'm not I don't know what that is so at the end of the thing we do I think at the end of the thing we do a unhelpful advise people email us and we answer questions well those real nails or the clip-ons or whatever but they're not press-ons they're acrylic so they're not real he's scared of nails are you really yeah yeah like long nails y-yeah those just [ __ ] freak the [ __ ] out of me what's the fear death strike you know what when I see this in porn and then one fingering yeah I never get that tissue Sammy yes I always imagine it's probably gonna feel that way I totally know what like my soul sisters have yeah have you ever done this photo on Instagram where you say oh but I did it like that on purpose because it looks so stupid when they do this homes but I up I purposely make it like this that time but you did it for a joke yes not like really check out my nails or was not a whole thing where like I'm gonna make it a joke a lot of people that over these things don't lie double a double eye or unhelpful bias with Barbie kalila edgy oh man hey tiger what's up sup sup that's your real last name no it's gone your handle we'll wait Bart Kuan yeah your real last name because if marriage is quiet yeah might you want my legal yeah got it in you so where did I come from no name okay go ahead are you Giovanna yes Giovanna Kwon on a recent episode Bobby talked about addiction how it's something he's got to accept and try to control not sure if it's the same but I now know and have come to realize that I have a really bad problem with masturbation it affects my schoolwork exercise things I enjoy and always leaves me feeling like I'm disgusting for what I did it isn't so much the act as it is that I'm using it to escape real life for some reason when I'm close to finishing my mind fills with things I don't exactly want to see at the moment people I idolize things I enjoy doing people's faces I don't get why this happens and out why I can't stop what can I do to try to overcome this love you guys be clear when those faces pop in his mind when he's about to come yeah when he's a finish close to finishing my mind fills with things I don't exactly want to see at the moment so why is he addicted to something he doesn't want to see I don't know it sounds like it's two different things yeah I'm confusing time Joe Biden that's a true yeah brain is supposed to go blank for like a split second we don't know why job what I have no idea he winks so I don't get why this happens and why I can't stop so maybe just doesn't know why this happens how old is he no age mm-hmm if he's 40 it's weird if he's 17 mm-hmm yeah you drag off till you die if you're 17 you're alive he's going to school right he says yes cool yes so he's young but if you're like you know if you're working if you're like a banker and you're not going to work because you're jerking off and yeah that's a problem yeah yeah oh so he's fine give me another you know I I don't I don't know what to tell him because I'm talking about right now dude I just understand where his mind okay let's just let's just assume he has amassed a chronic masturbation problem well it's a disease okay addiction only if it gets in the way of like responsibilities right yeah I think that it is you know you know that's why they have sex anonymous like sex because people are addicted to coming and and obsessing and the chase and the whole thing it alters your feel so if it's a disease you gotta get checked you got to get help for it mmm I think the part that throws me off is like like when he's saying he's thinking of other things I just feel like his mind is like obviously preoccupied with something else cuz I mean that's happened to me where I'm like I'm like in the middle of it and I'm just like wait why am I thinking about these things right now he's like the last thing I want to think about yeah yeah then like you want to focus more on like the porn so that you're not thinking about so that's why for me it felt like it was two separate things but he's saying that he uses it as a way to escape real life so that in itself is a problem but I'm also not a so one of those things were like I see that when I'm about to come I try to think of him I try to come I want to think about other things I don't come right away I think about like look because I don't want to come I happen to be on top he does have these moments oh baby no baby no why is he dude why are you trying to remove me off his yeah you've never done that no but he didn't want to come yet so he's coming in three seconds okay yeah do it [ __ ] it there's no shame in coming the other day we spread cheek yeah I like spring or cheese I don't like when you do that he doesn't spread it in a way that's like yeah I do I'm sure that's the crack bass hole okay okay that's it that freaks me out like that yeah it could not go far enough for her wretched yeah do it softly slowly no I want her pens pink sock to come out he wants me all laps like that yeah I wanted to prolapse yeah does your vagina let me ask you something yes your veg go back into a normal position after you have a baby it does but it's a little bit different we just said I you I loved my vagina cuz everything was just like tucked in there and it was like really nice and like it's not like that anymore I mean it's still tucked in there but it's just a little bit more on like the saggy but you've also only been like three months right yeah does it get better I think it's supposed to because you got the episiotomy right really so it oh they do so long oh just leave it at a ten nine pound kid oh my they're holy [ __ ] yeah but how does you know when they do vaginal reconstruction surgery what do they do there I don't know it's more as an aesthetic yeah yeah I don't know if you can actually I think they actually can now like repair but you can also use do kegel exercise this yeah imagine this you have a cave a very big cave and there's an entrance to the cave right hmm you close the entrance I mean you make the entrance a little smaller okay right so you stick your dick in right the entrance but there's so much space in the cave you know what Joe Joe Tony what that's what the butthole feels like the butthole feels like a cavern inside yeah because it's really tight yeah and the rest of its just creatures yeah some girls just take anal like it's nothing yeah I have a friend and she just just gets rammed in the ass all day and she is so proud of this and the first I thought so okay the first time I had a no this isn't gonna be a like walk in the park right I seriously had fevers for three nights oh that [ __ ] wrecked my life the first time yeah you had a fever from the fever from anal the first time I think that it just [ __ ] up and me like [ __ ] me up and turn oh and in my my friend Diane just [ __ ] like farts out hold Cheetos because she just gets around in the [ __ ] Dan she loves it she prefers anal over vaginal sex yeah quick vote who do you think the next Dark Knight should be Batman got away from Baba who's that can't be a black guy no I think a jury's Alba should be James Bond that's fine they're gonna give it to Tom Verlaine Oh Tom Hiddleston really not Jon Hamm Oh Jon Hamm what are we talking about James Bond or no Batman Oh Jake Gyllenhaal is he already I think that's been a reset Oh he'd be a good one I think he'd be good he said to thicken up a bit yeah he's good that's just to be pretty what do you think so you must be a young Bruce Wayne but he's also I've seen him in real life he's not that tall they were gonna say he's not that attractive you don't think he is no I think he's very attractive before the podcast before um Gio got here um I'm sitting there playing video games and my girlfriend again with a bottle of cologne mm-hmm and she goes let's stop there I know what's happening and she goes I already know what he's gonna say because he repeated back this is not what you said this do you didn't have cologne in your hand I did I mean they know I sprayed the river why I because they said it smelled like bodies no and it's not because of anyone but the fact that this room smells like [ __ ] swear to god sweetie I don't believe in God what she said what can you see you know that white people do you see why people like people you swear to god you're lying to me right now I said it smelled it smells like farmers my deals are farmers so she could have been talking about me no you haven't been here yet these two walk in she freaks the [ __ ] she runs into the [ __ ] room and she goes who's your clone what you're calling the wrong one I go why she goes they smell good something about their necks I promise I swear Georgia and Bryce look at me right now okay I swear to god she did that hey so you can take it the way you want to take it Bryce no such but that's you know the truth okay you saw how she reacted Bryce I don't think you smell all right so you guys you know like it's just cleaner next farmer that's all I'm saying clean your necks yeah you're next suck our today or what you too what happened animals animals but anyway um Gio you were [ __ ] amazing thank you so much for coming clapping Gio Antoinette everybody come on get the [ __ ] go no right now you've got anything you want to plug handles no I like you need our help because you guys are like killing the game no whatever you guys want to plug I don't know although follow Gio also if you want to work out yeah it's a lot of fun is it that is it it's not 24/7 though no it's not I gotta go I gotta go over there first maybe my first workout will be the with Lockett yeah you should do what you want to do it let's do it been a long time no I want to do a Wednesday all right what if we text you're gonna text us back no I'll do what I like you'll reply to you yeah he does yes I always a so we'll go we'll do that and then I have a plug I'm I need help I met Oxnard levity live this weekend it really fires are a lot fires are at it doesn't look at the numbers looks terrible so um please support if you're in the area it's just show up yes show up just to show up and your family here you can always do this podcast if you need it and that was fantastic everyone will be right guy we'll be right back guys wow she is so fun yeah I love her I feel like she is my energy twin yeah people that you kind of you look at them and you're like well we kind of have the same general vibe yeah tomboyish except I was compared to her I was a much more I was a [ __ ] in my yeah she's like ah three boyfriends yeah cause like 50 and she's she's the better version of me the more refined more British version yeah very American yeah George any announcements for this week merch won't be out probably when you hear this but it should be out before the next podcast oh cool so is our website yes go ahead George tiger belly calm the tiger belly not the tiger belly calm where we always update the podcast stuff Alex also guys well we will be taking a break over the holidays because George and Gilbert have to go back to their respective homes are you going home - Bryce you think I'm good for you okay good go wow so we will tell them whose boss Bryce you tell theirs disrespectful child so we're gonna have one more pot one one more episode after this one yeah and we are gonna take a two-week break and we will be back oh it's one week actually or one week only that's it oh and then we will be back the week of January 3rd correct yeah the first week of January we'll be back right we're only taking it with damn yeah have longer [ __ ] around you do have longer but also yeah but we'll also have another video slash audio out like a best of the year yeah potentially yes okay cool cool I also wanted to make one more announcement it's a shout out our nose and I'm not it's it's regarding this guy I really want to find him a home a cute little dog for the audio for the audio for the people that audio right I'm holding it like what is she talking about boss she's getting away Bobby he looks to me like he's probably a Yorkshire mix Yorkie mix you can attest to the fact that he is very chill opposite ago be right he is the exact opposite of Gobi all he does is really just cuddle and eat and sniff around super chill the shelter says he's about six years old but I suspect he might be a touch older than that so if you're looking for a really chill senior dog and you know how to provide for a chill senior dog please hit any of us up right yeah the good slang and let me know if you're interested yes we buddy needs a home for the holidays cool anything else George don't forget to hit up JK news for more kalila and Gilbert and yeah you know so Gilbert and I did JK news last Friday and you can go to their YouTube channel more up already so probably four will be up by the time this is out shoot and I am just so thankful that you were there I was running on an hour and a half of sleep oh yeah you didn't sleep at all no I was dead I was a zombie and I thank God you were next to me cuz then I could kind of like bounce off of your energy and I was able to formulate sentences how I was able to formulate sentences I'll never know but I'm so glad you were there you're like girl Gilbert's like my comfort blanket there are also just a really group there the nice easygoing ever Oaks yeah every last one of them David Tiffany Jill Gio Bart they were really cool comment on any of those videos all comment back you'll get a comment you get a count of hey your cries from watching as a comment from George Kimmel kalila where can we follow you on all forms of social media at calamity K George George underscore Kimmel on Instagram Bryce oh damn he's not single Bryce quick Mme did you watch - Brian Ortega oh my god okay guys well let me just announce all of us on instagram at tiger belly on twitter at that tiger belly and a most any questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com you can send us any stuff packages to our peel box which is 1626 North Wilcox Avenue number 161 Hollywood California nine zero zero two eight send sub the Senate slept King a Christmas gift like that anyways if god I was just gonna Geo's Instagram since she didn't plug it herself geo Antoinette GE ou underscore a and TOI and et te cool and guys if you don't like MMA this is the time we say bye and we made it with kalila fight Wow Brian Ortega I mean he city a standing a standing guillotine he did too and push off the cage to get a tighter that was that guy is a star just crazy I mean and that's a scary part it's like usually you wait for the fight to go to the ground to kind of then assume that the the guy better in jujitsu is gonna take over from there it's like he didn't need to take the guy to the ground he did that should standing he flew it was fun yeah and I love Cub Swanson I've been a Cub Swanson fan for a very low WC days right yeah but I really might be on the T City train now you should I mean I know I've watched all his fights I know that he's spectacular you know and I love his story he's you know he's from the rough parts of San Pedro and you know uh jiu-jitsu with the Gracie's that kind of mentored him the Gracie's and he has that striking coach too Oh at the boxing the guy who first took him in yeah yeah so that was a really cool fight and you guys should go watch it that's all we have this week it's an actual minute surprise bye guys hey brother I get mine it's all bad [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 416,015

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, khalyla, gilbert galon, podcast, khalyla kuhn, tgrbly, Geo antoinette, geo, jk news, just kidding news, bart kwan, beaws, just kidding films, The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 318: Bobby Lee & Andy Dick, Bus Company Catches Heat After Insulting Asians, jk party, justkiddingfilms, funny, comedy, interview, late show, Spreading Fake News Could Soon be a Crime in Ireland

Id: BBHR7S52yAE

Length: 91min 45sec (5505 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 14 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/NedShah]

@Tigerbelly tech crew: The single frame shots are much much more enjoyable than the 3-way split screen. You should use them more often, please.

[u/AyoJake]

More censoring. This is getting annoying.

[u/NedShah]

7 minutes in and I have laughed out loud twice.

[u/Gnarbot]

This one was hilarious! I couldn't believe Bobby's story about NCIS haha.

[u/thejetbox1994]

Bobby is so fucking funny! I love the intro bit he had with Gilgil.

[u/BigBobo2017]

These JK fools are lame as fuck.

[u/Borborygme]

Shoutout to Diane!

lol

[u/[deleted]]

she is so sexy