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dab the best dads get promoted to grandpa is this the proof that you are not going to have kids wow how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is zach and today we're going to be taking a look at r slash kamikaze by words do it you won't absolutely annihilate me with roasts i'm british and my teeth look better than yours damn ugly parents equals ugly child i know that first hand for every virgin over the age of 20 you meet you get one dollar where do you go r slash ask greta apparently please stop calling him an idiot as an idiot myself i think it's discrimination against my kind imagine your gf is a photographer and instead of saying one two three she says i love you so you smile genuinely now you can scroll because you're single for all the singles out there we all single people in here i know your cooking is as good as my weightlifting and i have severe scoliosis ooh man that that hurts that woman's cough is faker than my imaginary girlfriend oh my god i may be a disgusting furry but at least i'm not a jake paul fan it's yeah fair enough i don't get the meme oh well it requires a very high iq to get it which is exactly why i don't get it either this upload schedule is more consistent than my grades which doesn't say a lot georgia governor kemp says he recently learned asymptomatic people could transmit coronavirus we didn't know that until the last 24 hours i am very dumb and i knew this today happens to be national organ donor day if anyone is interested i would like to borrow your organs for a while sure that'll use my brain anyways and i know you need it says the 40 year old virgin sitting in his mom's basement talking trash behind a profile with no profile picture i'm not saying i'm the best looking person in the world but i know for a fact if i looked like you i would rather have a blank profile picture got him fall guys fell faster than my relationship status well that's that's rough i got the same email what the hell spotify let me check my emails update didn't get it only cool people get the email i didn't get one either john elway is trash and full of himself reminds me of me this does look like a woosh though stop hating this is a woosh loser my guy we both use reddit we're both losers yeah yes common sense in an iq above three is banned in the sub that's why you're not banned try playing overwatch again our reinhardt said you play so poorly you probably have a nice hairline wife and three kids with a six figure salary and as a gamer not really cut deep if you are one in a million there are seven thousand people just like you poor blizzards what are your thoughts on this charm from tome3 disgusting and trash it's weird seeing a response like this and not having it directed at us opens instagram yep everyone's life is still better than mine closes instagram opens twitter ah yes my fellow trash brethren lexi 18. if you got your height in yo bio you're probably ugly 5'3 students are attending parties as part of a disturbing contest to see who can catch kova 19 first a city council member says it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage i actually have brain damage and even i'm not that dumb r slash roast me you look like a girl who would date me oh god is it that bad you're fun at parties aren't you if i was fun at parties i wouldn't be on reddit what happens to men who go their entire life having never even known the mere embrace of a woman do they eventually turn into a shriveled moldy husk they post here damn yo mama so blind she called me pretty whoa baby am i looking at a mirror or are you just that ugly god damn she passed on the scalloped potatoes because quote i don't really like seafood it was at that moment where i knew she was dumb enough to sleep with me about to comment twin on a pretty girl's post to ruin their day no go to bed bruh shut up fortnite profile pic you have an anime profile pic i guess we are both insecure about showing our faces online you gotta admire them being honest you know with themselves so you're not smart got it that's disappointing sweetie i'll have you know i'm at the very top of the bell curve where the smart people are darling you have yet to give me evidence of that wanna try again i i was making fun of myself the top of the bell curve is an average iq coven 19 is definitely a man nah we don't stick around this long la mao you are just a [ __ ] and i'm the only one you'll see the earth is flat and i have a gf oh i'm happy for you no we are both lying don't really care about karma so then take your post down it's contributing as much to this page as i do to society i've never seen a couple that needs a therapist more than my parents until now oh man wow you're the most gorgeous human being i've ever seen wow don't get out much at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with lol this isn't a pharmacy that's a prescription we're both stupid [ __ ] idiot i still love you but you're stupid shut the [ __ ] up you've done much dumber okay for example dating me by all means mary if you get a good wife you'll be happy if you get a bad one you'll become a philosopher socrates wow what the [ __ ] socrates's wife you will never change what you tolerate research flat earth no curve here can we agree on that i love flat earthers because they remind me that even though i'm a failure there are always people even more disappointing than me reddit is the only platform where a post is valued for its content and not for who posts it to be honest that's the main reason i'm still using this crummy website there's kind of a nihilistic equality here where everyone collectively recognizes they're nothing special i could strangle you you aren't tall enough you've sunk low enough for me to reach would you piss off your short friend kevin 19 is a sexually transmitted disease thank god we're all immune my life has come to the point where i watch a guy who looks like a registered sex offender count peanuts nah man i don't steal your tweets i steal your [ __ ] that's why you're still alone got him arnold can only smoke his stogies if his wife lets him unlike me who doesn't have anyone to ever actually care about me so i can smoke my stokes whenever i want checkmate austrians i mean i'm a psychic i have a vision right now actually oh lamao sorry oh yeah i'm can see two people going out for dinner and possibly drink sometime after the 14th clairvoyant who are these people a semi-attractive guy and a beautiful girl coming from a big move from maryland oh dang i was hoping it would be you and me the only thing a blue checkmark means is you did not have many friends in high school and they went into media or entertainment using the epistemology atheism is based on self-assembling transformers that can go from car to talking robot can happen without any intelligence creating it next time you see a talking robot graciously assume it morphed into existence on its own to avoid pissing off any atheist we don't want to ruin their day this happened according to atheism this lady using the word intelligence is like me using the word sex we both have absolutely no experience with the subject matter oh god her forehead is as big as mine and that's saying something my check mark is real that check mark is as real as my youtube career negative one subscribers that's unfortunate i'm sorry edward spotting a ticket inspector is easy they look just like you a whistle you have the iq of a piece of dirt amazing you have the same iq as me playstation 5 dual sense controller revealed wow me and this controller have a lot in common and that we're both ugliest that's not true it's it's a good controller hey at bisping you got jokes huh put your money where your mouth is i'll take you down 13 times in 15 minutes i got 2 000 cash on it we can do it at sf state wrestle room so callum can comfort you after i whoop you like you st okay i don't know what that says bro only 13 times in 15 minutes mate i'm old retired no knees and half blind come on don't sell yourself sure big guy some of you should have an only clown's account what the [ __ ] do you think a tumblr is describing it as a crime what do you do for a living i work for comcast reddit bad instagram good you can heart my comment now true lol reddit is for lonely and sad souls that's why i saw you on reddit the other day called him out this has been bothering me for a while does anyone else find the prototype of karen becky misogynistic like why is this image of ignorance and racism associated with women and not say david or steve we shouldn't be putting down women while lifting blm dummish i've seen today and i looked in the mirror this morning i have never met a white supremacist who wasn't cognitively below me and i'm an entire dip i may be the only one that knows this but she has a [ __ ] college degree i am a 14 year old with an iq lower than my chromosomes i read this as child at first and i was so confused oh my god you're so [ __ ] stupid i hope you know that we have to match somehow don't we would you rather have a gang rob and beat the [ __ ] out of you or watch the new ben affleck movie where he plays a basketball coach if i wanted to watch a drunk piece of cry for two hours i just watch myself in the mirror for 20 more minutes broke men are hurting american women's marriage prospects lots of insecure men replying to this one you literally have your cash app in your twitter bio pipe down you and your dad sends me money what of it at least it made more of an effort than your actual dad rumor has it you [ __ ] my girlfriend if i put your girl not sad on your part how to stop being a dry texter say key mashing instead of hahaha replace the laughing emojis with crying emojis use the cat emojis uh i have autism and even i'm not this autistic when will the small people learn that size matters that's not what your mom said last night wait i mean damn it hey man i'm sure you did great my mom's a i'm a top i'm a bottom you're on anime twitter you are not having sex alligators are so [ __ ] cute you must be as mentally deranged as someone who finds me attractive lamau whoever says bisexual lads and lasses don't accept trans people have brains smaller than my micropenis we don't want your experience you jack off because you can't get sex i actually had sex with your mom so i thought you had standards damn you could make of literally anything else in the galaxy but you chose jar jar [ __ ] jar jar the only thing that's uglier than jar jar is me bar slash kamikaze by words i can confirm after i use duct tape my wife stopped moving everyone who downvoted him has humor levels of about my iq six inches bro you're packing follow me and i will accept you less than 10 seconds i think you last 10 seconds in bed but you liked it last night top comment god thinking about the time a guy on grinder asked me to humiliate him for his tiny and it was the same size as mine oh man gents the time has bitcoin ain't the only thing going up sperm cost is skyrocketing your balls are a gold mine calm down they want guys with good genes not redditors and well ladies and gentlemen just like that we have reached the end of our slash kamikaze by words thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button and the bell so you get notified every time you use busy uploads if you want to hear more from me my personal channel x fuller is linked in the description below thanks again for watching and until next time i'll see you around

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Views: 164,077

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Id: d98kv6cfObc

Length: 10min 38sec (638 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 09 2021