r/BlessedComments ·IS THAT A KHAJIT!?!

heck you're Bernie Thank You Jigglypuff I hope to get your vote how's it going everybody welcome back to easy peasy my name is Robin and today I'm going to be looking at some posts from our slash blessed comments so let's get right in here and figure out just which comments are actually blessed funniest crap I've ever seen what I can't I can't tell what that is at all heat is an opposite of Yoink the Lord eateth and the Lord yon cthe away the dang right he does are you going to keep responding to comments with yeah yeah yeah this guy has been fighting viruses since windows 95 and he's never gonna stop either this guy got on the bus and just stared at me in Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds and then goes are you allowed to have dogs on the bus and I just shrugged then he pulls a chihuahua out of nowhere this took an unexpected wholesome turn it's probably just doesn't dog in his pocket where is Perry how is Perry why is Perry hey Vsauce Michael here where are your fingers and what do they sound like I am the only God Wesker and his team of badass trench coats if a turtle could talk it would have Paul McCartney's voice I respectfully disagree that would be Mitch McConnell I just watched a man dressed like a csgo terrorist go train surfing to the Black Sea for an hour and a half and I don't regret a thing and why should you that's great a Content Oh homemade guitar effects how much for the toilet paper L I accidentally sent the L it wasn't a reply but thanks for supporting my mistakes sometimes those comments are wholesome oh its undertale you're carrying too many dogs don't tell me how to live my life game hey like that guy from earlier you can fit him in your puck here's a sick trick this birds pulling off want to know his name I'm so in love with you tiny Hawk he's on the ex-gay mouth are there any foods that start with th I'm just wondering thump and thathe jizz the G what's your favorite book the Bible mine's Harry Potter after foldable phones finally we got the first foldable house you mean a tent releasing a stranded octopus and it thanked me he grabbed some of your cents so he could take it to the Kraken and say spare this one oh he better hope I thought astigmatism was a stigmatism so I thought you could have two stigmatism x' and I confuse stigmatism with both stigma and stigmata what's stigma stigma this rock looks like a snake low on protein but full of vitamins and minerals and you need those minerals kids this hurts my soul my soul left the chat know I'm still here guys I'm not quite Dead Yet some insects are so strong look at this beetle his kids are going away to college and yet he does not cry so strong you are nice not as nice as you my dude this is a wholesome reddit moment right here in doom of all places doom community has always been wholesome yeah I don't think I've ever seen anything horrible in here probably that's because everybody's stress killing demons when girls think that makeup covers up their acne but just like in the picture there's still a snack ah the slow version is pretty good will you be my friend of course okay we are friends forever I wonder if they're still friends honestly one hour of Shrek's ofone i was just practicing it wasn't that hard no yeah whatever oh my god it's a shaggy road hog like I'm a one-man apocalypse Scoob people find me attractive after they get to know me well so it's definitely not my looks which means I'm definitely not a model you're a role model yeah which role though oh it's Joe Rogan Joe's head looks well moisturized today that if that it does yeah what do you want most from life right now robots something possible or impossible and I could really go for some spaghetti bolognaise right about now oh me too give me that Specter Nuri my dog passed four months ago and every time I see her picture I hear this and I start crying rip dog Oh 2004 to 2019 I'm here if you need a chat buddy losing a pet is hard I lost my dog Riley in 2010 it's hard but I'm here if you need to chat I've got no proper comment there what a nice fella aw no way dude it's pickle ring dude it's the funniest crap I've ever seen yeah same well my boy let me take it back to summer 16 there was this gorilla named Harambee five minutes later and then he turned himself into a pickle funniest crap I've ever seen ah not that again what's your phone's wallpaper Shrek Wazowski fighting Shaggy for the N word pass while rick astley is in the background with a microphone we need this no no no no we don't need that oh he's so cute got any games on your phone space heaters only transfer via radiation convection and conduction don't work up there the soap protects you from that otherwise she would have the part facing the Sun boiling and the other part freezing think of the Sun as the biggest freakin fusion reactor in the solar system so you'd get out cheese oh geez possibly that OMG you're listing every expression I feel right now okay I've had enough okay well that was a roller coaster of emotion a day may come when the pride of men fails when we forsake our friends and break our bonds of fellowship but it is not this day hey don't you be quoting Lord of the Rings of me I will cry my son left his PC open I'm not even mad at him this is some good freaking stuff wow so dad's a true G nice toes bro gimme man I'm here dying and you want to suck my toes what dude it's not weird or anything I was eight when I had a friendless birthday due to moving with my dad in the Navy when no one showed up he called his crew mates from the submarine that were on leave and we had a pizza eating contest and they let me try a sip of beer it was great wait a minute you actually liked the beer or the party was great I'm confused this should be our national anthem finally I agree with him on something for once mr. Rogers didn't die God just needed a neighbor whoa whoa that implies that mr. Rogers and God aren't one in the same thing so just hold up but me as a child okay me as an adult yeah it's crazy how you morphed from a child to a calculator nature is truly amazing how to moonwalk Thanks I'm 70 going to be the life of a birthday party for my 90 year old on I would love to see that video guys I'm genuinely lost in the nether and I have too much stuff on me to die yo what's your game of tag I'm gonna join you make a portal and guide you back why are comments so nice and normal on that website I don't correct what happened here me millionth dollar Oh oh I get it slap that doorway middle-schoolers top of the doorway I'm a middle school teacher I have this set of boys on one of my classes one is too short to reach the doorway so his friend literally lifts him up so he can slap it boys support boys don't give up on us yet Americans are inching towards the metric system wouldn't it be like where 2.54 centimeters towards the metric system yeah that's just confusing to me can you measure it out in Pringles cans September 1st 1939 Hitler playing his first videogames that caused him to be violent and start World War 2 I bet it in Minecraft oh stop it have you guys played Mario Galaxy ah Christmas 2007 need to give it a revisit freakin fantastic game same with Super Mario 64 okay is it the post not clarity that makes these people behave a mail lunch lady is a lunch Lord absolutely correct I will stand by that argument with my life well that's a thoroughly confusing set of images he's licking his wrists he farts more than twice he's gonna find out if his armpit tastes nice these Wi-Fi burping white guys so - why isn't it evolving she already legendary damn straight I'll trade you my wife and two kids for your kitty honestly one of the most beautiful animals on earth all one up you my wife three kids and my dog now give you $4 1997 I want to get my ear pierced absolutely not 2017 mom I think I'm supposed to be a girl sure honey we'll start hormone treatment immediately she's the kid from 1997 you've heard of Elf on the Shelf now get ready for Caesar in the freezer why the heck did I read Julius enakku leus fun fact it's scientifically proven that you cannot say Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated in a normal voice it always has that jingle vibe proved you wrong you lied showers and Italy be like oh my god I thought that was cheese for a minute until I noticed it didn't touch her face while doing an important research I discovered that foxes can in fact become a loaf whomp it's a full hey that was my nickname in prison I'm single me too back off he's mine no he's mine I won't hesitate God dang ain't love just beautiful I'm high aren't I I'm seeing a heart I'm more high than I thought and it's pinned okay this is getting ridiculous what is I'm confused here this was my first comment ever on YouTube guys you should feel honored and who the Frick are you Jonathan Stephens it says it right there you illiterate piece of crap oh he's gonna fit right in here if I fits us it's if I fit suisse it's if we fits Wiese its unexpected communism the whole god lucky guy builds Legos for almost four hours bro the hell you doing on pornhub go on YouTube instead my goal is to turn this naughty website into a family-friendly place to share quality content I mean it's got a nicer community so hey Dad I got the job what holy cow that's out of this world never mind time to block your dad oh what's he doing his the best yeah that's right you leave him alone I'm racist high racist I'm dad shut up do not talk back to me young man now go to your room you can come back down once you've calmed down use that time to think about what you just did I'm not a man don't talk back to me young lady now go to your room you can come back down once you've calmed down use that time to think about what you just did help there's it's on my ass what do I do holy crap get your stepsister to look what he's old he no but most importantly he's room what what's even going on here there's a pop is a pop there's a pop pop pop and another pop and then he turns himself into a pickle funniest thing I've ever seen pop pop what is what is this I wish earth had one universal language that everyone can understand granted you know what would be great at our excuse me I want to be ugly you got three wishes left oh ouch cuz you had four wishes you beautiful son of a [ __ ] what are good reasons to live you can literally just make garlic bread anytime you want and now I'm freaking hungry thanks fighting a rare stage for cancer called leiomyosarcoma make me feel worse now a man beat the hell out of that cancer then come back afterwards and I'll roast your ass now that's a good man right there hell is not deep underground it's in the Gulf of Mexico Freeman if there's a god they must have been high when they created these things because what the heck they look like autistic War of the Worlds tripods I just okay holy crap look at those two that is a very angry looking freedom chicken hmm yes it is no single point does the Bible tell you not to freebase cocaine he's got a point fortunate son fits with everything ever you could eat vegetables and listen to this and feel like you're eating steak but can it maybe make me feel like a real man for once because I doubt it I don't know why I typed 2f letters and reference once for respect smash that F key for respect dude man pays over two hundred dollars to ship Texas dirt to Italy for son to be born over Texas soil it's country damn son you read your first ha when I was a little kid I thought this said if you like bean and shilada Spann the epic story of a couple cheating on each other with each other huh if there was a company that did historical tours via time travel what trips would be in high-demand walking with dinosaurs getting eaten by dinosaurs walking with Jesus getting eaten by Jesus no doom is a holy Christian game about killing demons doom guy is Jesus if doom guy is Jesus that might actually convert me everybody in his congregation gets a complimentary double-barrel doom eternal recommended my girlfriend left me because I spent 90 bucks for this game instead of taking her to a fine dining at McDonald's but it doesn't matter women are temporary but Doom is eternal I see what you did there Oh get out my golden retriever passed away did she make it to heaven ye-es yes goodbye man what is with all the dead animal posts on here today Portland strip club forced to close so dancers now do delivery the reverse of a porn film it's not delivery its de por no hey ladies can you get me a crunch fat supreme please oh it's my favorite movie scene brave disabled War veterans single-handedly takes on a group of armed terrorist thieves cursed images crusts images oh those are all just gross cream pies are cool and all but have you ever been filled with the love of God no I haven't would you please tell me more brother Tony hold on wait a minute when you tell your boyfriend a joke and the girl under his bed starts laughing - is this some kind of couple joke I'm too lonely to understand no really it's a serious question I'm curious - blessed advertisments garage-sale follow me Khajiit as Oh as if you have kind Chuck Norris doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris holy cow what year is it are we still doing those breathe looks like cheddar from Brooklyn nine-nine that's not cheddar that's just some common [ __ ] are you watch your freakin mouth I swear to god people that have a carpeted bathroom why my grandmother was in her late 90s she couldn't handle the cold tiles and even small slip mats or rugs were a trip hazard so for her comfort and safety we carpeted the bathroom for the last few years of her life that may be the only valid reason to have a carpeted bathroom that is the only valid reason your new commercial with the two dads makes me sick i kim if you're feeling sick we suggest enjoying a delicious can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup make sure to enjoy it hot so that it can help warm up your cold dead heart yeah get out of here you chicken noodle [ __ ] and that's all she wrote always remember if you enjoyed the video make sure to hit that like button if you really enjoyed the video definitely subscribe and click the little bell icon and until next we've enter route into the ocean of supposedly blessed comments I'll be seeing you around

Channel: EzPz

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Length: 13min 34sec (814 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 14 2020