r/TIHI · what he sees

coming June 2020 well I don't see any yet hopefully that stays like that how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is Zach and today we're taking a look at our slash thanks I hate it Shrek be Benson or Barry be Shrek s'en I don't like it about a week ago I microwaved some baked beans forgot about them open the microwave door today and found this hey presto my new life form I'm gonna vomit like actually loving my new bath bomb I'm not loving it real fact number 790 your big toe only has two bones and the rest have three it's a bird it's a plane is it both it's both I hate it real-life brian Griffin thanks what buffalo chicken look like this or this I want to see the bottom one in real life mmm Nestle's Ches quick cheese milk 25% more cheese than the leading brand okay how it feels to chew five gum yeah I can confirm this if your house doesn't have a chimney don't worry Santa can deflate his body and squeeze beneath your doorway don't I don't like this cockatoo stop looking at me like that oh no what happened here did is there a hole in it did it just leaked and flood the cupholders oh I don't like that thing at all I wherever this is I'm never visiting stuffed-crust pizza you know what this is so cursed I'm gonna save it for myself Thanks technically speaking Crocs are made from a closed-cell resin called cross light this soft comfortable lightweight non-marking and odor resistant foam gives crocs their unique texture although not advertised as edible cross light is non-toxic being theoretically no harm should come to you if consumed well I was wondering what I wanted to have for dinner tonight so dentists are scared of you just as much as you're scared of them I've been diagnosed what's wrong he got diagnosed what is lucy is saying to draco wrong answers only it's okay draco put the glass in your ass we all had to do it for Lord Voldemort he's into some weird stuff but it's all part of being a Death Eater thanks I hate the Earth's real shape wait what alright I had to stop for a moment so I could do some research on this and it turns out this is true the earth is not a perfect sphere okay I don't quite understand what's happening in this image but England Ernie how do i look with your eyes Bert with your eyes we're expecting to graduate Zemin Travis class of 2020 oh I'm ugh that's an eye mug if anime characters actually I'd realized and uh well that's what their eyes look like what's your favorite food is that shrimp but it's else's hair gamers are now turning animal crossing into an adult game what is it that post above that's my fetish God Aladdin what can I say except delete this now Sonic the Hedgehog aged 29 years old Amy Rose Sonic aged 12 years old oh you don't have food and we can't go out I have an idea oh Jesus Christ the part in the neverending story where our Tex dies on loop for three and a half hours when you accidentally fall asleep right after you nut then you wake up two hours later mmm you know I just like this quite a bit Little Red Riding Hood just strolling through the forest visiting her grandma oh my what a big bone you have dude your phone is blowing up any mods got the balls to explain themselves I second this I mean you can't enjoy the leading this and banning everyone doesn't it hurt can't at least some of you feel the shrivel of your souls this is the only way I can climax why call it blue balls when you could call it a gummy ache no I guess it's time to cut the cord and by the court I mean this you melaku cord connecting me to this dead rat it's like I'm never getting rid of this thing stop I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning is she okay hospital she's okay now no hospital she had to take the deep what I had to inject her with a epic yes oh for Christ's sake EpiPen never sleep with your feet uncovered or a monster is going to eat it oh yes if the roles were reversed I feel like this is something that Peeta would share I turned myself into a fleshlight Morty I'm flat like Rick the Four Horsemen of horsemen yes the almighty team plants imma with my genitals in the air humans mmm fragrant me if Frodo fit the ring perfectly into his bud would he disappear or would his poop vanish temporarily as it passed through the cashier at Target Millennials are treating pets like of their firstborn child and is reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands younger people are treating their pets like living breathing freaking animals and it supportively causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands that have been selling garbage fillers that barely qualifies nutrition there fix your crappy headline what the f do you want Gandalf scheduled skadoodle your staff is now a noodle a Oh gross pasghetti cyberpunk 2077 customized your genitals what a goblin Sphinx I don't like this at all alright these are guinea pigs with cuts haircuts I I don't know what has just been with thick lips oh yeah what do you know if you imagine if birds look like that they just have three arms on each side Oh their faces have been swapped their faces have been swapped very well but it doesn't mean I like it the eggs I laid in your stomach will soon hatch Robert my god Gary no someone broke into my car last night nothing was stolen but they chewed all my gum and put it back in the container this is a hate crime how in the hell do your ear buds get this tangled you should not be legally be allowed to own ear buds if this is how they end up Hellmann's mayonnaise 'el spray for when you're breathing a little too easy energy replenished so he put his charger in her plug gotcha human skin gloves made by serial killer Ed Gein great believe it or not you will hit your toe if not today then tomorrow man with bizarre horse fetish busted twice in 24 hours okay but did the cops catch him I hate that it looks like the farmer from Shaun the Sheep oh that is certainly a horse painting not an accurate one but it's a painting hot pocket sandwiches boiling water flavor X fun features don't burn yourself Oh human lion-king characters what the hell is that I don't want to know I don't want to know we're moving on arriving at the club my girlfriend do you promise you won't turn into an inaccurate 1800 reconstruction of an Iguanodon this time me I promise me three drinks later fact 5060 seven Japanese honeybees kill Hornets by enclosing them in a ball of bees and then shaking so fast and generating so much heat that they cooked the Hornet at 115 degrees oh my god it's true bad and nutty Hornets get placed in the bees fear for punishment what walks on four legs in the morning 2 in the evening and 3 at night piece of cake it's man what no people want to have two legs stupid the answer is Stevie over there kill me Thanks I hate rewarding kids for stealing vehicles Lamborghini dreamin the day after five year old Adrian stole his parents SUV to drive to California to buy a Lamborghini you got to take a ride in one grade Mario and Luigi no stop every kid's favorite Ben and Jerry's Marlboro red if you like mayyyyyo coladas get it lots in the rainbow it's a it's an actual fuzzy minecraft to be I don't know how to feel about this I had all this ground meat and I made a meat baby now I know one won't see it and all the kids won't stop screaming the existence of the meatball sub implies that there's also exists a meatball DOM Miami stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluids at police officers and self-defense all right hey is that a um is that an SMG with anime girls all over it yeah he guy who Hey yeah you don't him yeah monkeys can learn to use money scientists taught Capucines to exchange silver discs for treats a few weeks into the experiment the monkeys began budgeting for foods they liked they started buying food when the price trap that even started gambling eventually rich monkeys figured out they could pay each other for great ah yeah the monster ninja taco the monster Locos Tacos one couples to a photo shoot of their baby before it's a month old Christ record day of mosquito blood feeding today five thousand female mosquitoes fed and sixteen milliliters of blood lost I do not want to know what his arm feels like right now all these young talking about murder Hornets like these bad boys ain't been around for years I had a laminated 100 every year you're on the naughty list and you get your coal yet you're still naughty no more chances to me you've made your choice maybe you made a mistake maybe I'm on the wrong list no I checked it twice Diary of a Wimpy Kid there was no candy oh no Greg now I know why MPC's run away when I take damage Jesus Christ Nutella egg I why wait a minute this whole time Obama Obama's the spy pelvis pelvis Presley so I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to get my nipples pierced and then get nipple piercings that have googly eyes on them so it'll look like I have eyes instead of nipples and then when I go out to do the diddly with a guy when he takes off my shirt he'll be like the Frick is that and I can be like The Hills Have Eyes Oh Piku Stewie Ryan Reynolds is pillsbury the true story of a Doughboy became a dough man is it just me or did the trees from Pokemon look like Angry Men flexing oh my god you're right a casual reminder that the reason you have allergies is treygasm z' I'm pollinating so hard who the Frick made this pork rub roasted great on dead animals Thanks pre cracked egg enjoy oh my god someone is proposing Oh in the bathroom I'm not so sure about this foot senpai don't worry I'm wearing protection I hate this y'all miss me I made a ranch gummy bears and you should too Crocs but thigh-high no thanks oh my god it's Harold in RTX HD 4k salted peanuts and coke pretty common where I grew up especially when working outdoors I've been met with horror when doing it around people who didn't grow up around it disgusting well this is this is something all right oh that's a shaved alpaca what a beautiful transformation Oh oh no suit yourself that's what it's supposed to say but um I'll let you figure out what it looks like it says if you think your life is bad these are CME's brothers just one is gay and they got just one ass silica gel do not eat those silica gel industries big shots can tell me what to do congratulations even escape the simulation welcome to the real world oh my god that's that's quite the skull smoothie oda nope got a having that horrifying sperm bank slash Greek yogurt mix-up scandal oh no 100 million year-old spider with a Scorpion's tail found in amber Jesus Christ when Spotify tries to make me a daily mix accurate ah that's funny that's funny Rassilon began poking you in the stomach oh no stunk market spunks oh wow I just like this a lot very much I'm horrified I don't know what mental limit is just crept into my brain a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally dropped the casket like 15 dead clowns fall out Jesus Christ how to protect her tablet 101 I don't think so Jesus Christ tails got that dumpy my favorite Pixar movie the Bob's had to be done hashtag The Witcher hashtag did it work fYI if you come across one of these it's not blackberries or animal waste it's a tic missed burn it I'm thinking about cosplaying Tom Nook do it don't ah it's a fish it looks like toothless poor fish you have been visited by toothpaste man his motives are unknown when you try to make a rainbow cake and it ends up looking like a unicorn hole yes we are out of dog food no I can't buy more because I can't go out dog will be fine I'll give him my vegan food Oh when your doctor tells you that you need to increase your vitamin D intake into your hoe instincts kick in oh man I I don't know what that's supposed to be but I just know that it looks horrifying oh my god meal on cat when you download the wrong subtitles for a movie but it still works out what are you doing in my swamp mmm and well ladies and gentlemen we have reached the end of our slash thanks I hate it thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button and the bells to get notified of them easy peasy uploads and until the next one I'll see you around

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Length: 13min 19sec (799 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 01 2020