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you win this round cheese actually that is a rectangle cheese how's it going everyone and welcome back to easy peasy my name is Zac and today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash technically the truth all bras born after 2019 Noah's mommy daddy blankie and wack someone's gonna find this post again in 15 years and we're all going to have to deal with the repercussions alcohol it's cheaper than therapy lease discount liquor an apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough two guys with a banner you go guys what's the best drug to have sex on birth control men are like bluetooth he is connected to you when you are nearby but searches for other devices when you are away women are like Wi-Fi she sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one Bluetooth can only connect to one device at a time and would need confirmation from both devices to connect successfully Wi-Fi connects to multiple devices and can be set without a password just discovered a neat trick if you make brownies but don't cut them you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie do not do this regret you telling me Julius Caesar who has been dead for well over seventy years made the salad technically you aren't wrong with that number but I just hate it one time I went to handing someone a bowl of hot soup and my brain tried to say careful it's hot and here's her soup so instead I blurted out careful it's soup what is checkmate you tell your wife I saw lady look just like you wive asks was she beautiful you can't say no you can't say yes that is checkmate you can't buy hot pockets you can only buy cold pockets you are expected to supply the heat yourself don't believe the lies here's a healthy liver vs. a liver damaged by alcohol retweet for awareness the owners of both livers are dead what's your point looking to sell my DeLorean good shape low mileage only driven from time to time great Scot dog licked a baby's head I saw it the baby was bald how how exactly was this a shower thought I remembered it in the shower would you eat six Donuts honestly my takeaway from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought my boyfriend turned down five fully paid scholarships just to stay here with me I really loved this man so much your boyfriend dumb as hell why do people like feet not king shaming just wondering what about feet makes them so attractive to some people that must be something from the US here in Europe we're more into meters Frankenstein enters into a bodybuilding competition and fine has seriously misunderstood the objective before the last time Frankenstein was the name of the doctor a doctor who built a body dead batteries free of charge Florida police made a traffic stop and found a bag full of drugs fittingly labeled a bag full of drugs huh archaeologists discover a gruesome tower of skulls in Mexico City pioneers of gender equality the Aztecs sacrificed women as well as men if you want to be mala the you got to give me your financial support that just sounds like prostitution with extra steps could earwax soon be worth more than gold top economists say what no hangman is a lovely childhood game where you slowly draw a man killing himself if another kid can't read your mind your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronized with someone else's especially if you're dead people who can fall asleep within eight seconds of their head hitting their pillow how the Frick do you fall asleep within eight seconds of your head hitting the pillow hit it hard enough hold your finger I mean technically they're not wrong that's your house you get paid 30k just for living here but you can't listen to rap ever again what you're doing now listen to rap I haven't met a single person who doesn't like my movie Barrett I don't like this movie I've never met you stop saying I wish start saying I will I will I wasn't broke such a cute dog what's his name karma and it's not a dog Karma's a [ __ ] Wow three tattoos those are pretty permanent you know Wow three kids those are pretty permanent Carol technically both can be removed with lasers but it's if you can go up to a French person and say lit Monday today it'll mean the world to them if you're not supposed to eat at night then why is there lights in the fridge good point teacher how do you read your own handwriting me I was there when it was written when I was a kid I thought vegetarian and lesbian was the same thing well both lifestyles do lack meat any good murder books a good sized textbook should do it with enough force what's there a ton of in heaven necrophilia Oh nervous yes very first time no I've been nervous lots of times 5 out of 5 stars and noise-canceling so not so funny story someone in the apartment you know above us got stabbed according to the cop who interviewed us the attacker rang the upstairs doorbell and when the guy answered the hacker forced his way in and stabbed the guy you want to know what the scary part is I didn't hear a thing thanks to my amazing HyperX cloud 2 headphones I got them on Amazon 99 bucks free shipping these things work as advertised probably the best noise cancelling headphones I've ever owned tonight ten would buy again can't confirm I have the exact same headphones and I didn't hear my neighbors get murdered so Plus what is the most NSFW thing you've ever seen happen at work firefighter here a co-worker went to a house fire one time without backup that was very unsafe and we were at work a diss track is just two grown men sitting in separate rooms writing poems about each other it's quite romantic if you think about it say something positive about gay people not only do they leave more girls for us they take another dude with them you've actually never really watched a whole entire movie because you were blinking oh my god the flash status running that correct teacher why do you have the same answers student because we have the same questions teacher listen here you little I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied six I said how can it only be six if you're six he said because he's only been a dad since I was born I guess I have a stack of world's on minecraft correct 240 killed and Stampede after bucket full of Oscars just dumped on stage I'm watching the Oscars and that didn't happen you fake news websites will do anything for clicks correct the onion is great John's weather forecasting stone stone is wet rain stone is dry not raining shadow on ground sunny white on top snowing can't see stone foggy swinging stone windy stone jumping up and down earthquake stone gun tornado cutting your tennis ball in half allows you to store two more balls in each can saving space oh my god most people think that t-rex's can't clap because they have short arms but really it's because they are dead what does the USA do better than other countries the USA is one the last 52 Super Bowls people are swallowing glitter pills to make their poop Sparkle like what the frig is is crap above me Scoob that crap above you is sparkling what you looking at sorry your legs look great in those jeans you should see me with Adam why would you take off your legs when I see this as an absolute win come up with an equation that is true when x equals 7 be creative you can make the equation as simple or as complexity 1x equals 7 really hey you said make it as simple or complex as you won John Cena accidentally says you can't see me to a blind kid there are no accidents I left my job today I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me what are you say your fired and well that brings us to the end of our slash technically the truth thank you so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure that that subscribe button and the bell see get notified every time music easy uploads and until the next one I'll see you around

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Id: VLSq5v3Y-6A

Length: 7min 11sec (431 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 25 2020