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ah this is the laziest pc i've ever seen you're trying to log in maybe use the web play a couple games and it's like yeah maybe later how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your narrator david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at our slash software gore you know i don't think i've ever done this subreddit before but you know what i'm excited to give it a try so without further ado let's go so we have french and spanish but english is german well okay to be fair english derived from german so okay that that's kind of fair listen here you brought me a blue box but i want stuff that's blue listen pee wee i don't know what you want from me man every book comma which wasn't no no no you meant to say everett mini book ah yeah that's correct fallout 4 installation started 339 days ago fallout 4 is ready to play yo you put the time in you waited patiently and now the day is finally here i gotta give it to this person they are definitely persistent what does past tense 34 mean practice now hey uh duolingo i i don't think that's correct oh okay well that that is not right i guess steam has finally snapped so you know instead of holding you at gunpoint they're holding you at bow and arrow pretty sure this isn't how the menu normally is but uh yeah that's gotta be fixed oh what are you talking about software gore this is what this person is supposed to do clearly they're asserting their dominance hey so we printed out that icon you wanted what you didn't want to print out the document icon what do you mean you wanted to print out the real document ah yes when the entire world turned into a series of small roads everything else in the world turned into grey smog what a shame you see this is not a glitch you know they're just asserting their dominance why do you think that person is cowering in fear this is supposed to happen lay's potato chips only 2.49.0000003 cents oh no i don't have a bazillionth of a penny choose your team the allied forces are the axis powers and surprisingly enough both teams are backed up by america pretty sure that's not in the history textbooks but you know what so be it ah thank goodness you pre-ordered fallout 3. you know that game that came out several years ago yeah thank goodness you got it the longer you look at it the worse it gets you know i would try to read this i really want to but if i did it would sound something like yeah just about that ah something's not right about that home doc no but for real how did you get it to where all the apps are sideways not to mention the absolute boatload of emails you have yet to reply to oh well uh that that's definitely gonna traumatize some kids they're gonna be looking at their screen like um i don't know if i wanna play the sims anymore okay so pizza hut's pizza hut that makes sense domino's is subway subway is mcdonald's mcdonald's it's kfc kfc is burger king burger king is wendy's and wendy's is of course taco bell it all makes sense microsoft windows operating system played for a total of 18 million 396 704 hours i don't know man what can i say i really love playing the windows operating system you have outlook powerpoint one note one drive microsoft edge and last but not least teams just a tiny little teams loginlive.com wants you to allow or deny wait what does it want to do oh no this is a trap time's up dig deep on the next one you're in zeroth place hey that that's kind of better than first right no no probably not cannot use the internet while importing images importing three of two images wait how you're literally importing images that aren't even there what kind of sorcery is this how visually appealing is our website oh uh not not very good at all oh no an emergency alert national weather service tornado warning in this area until 9 30 p.m take shelter now in 9 p.i 2 9 a t q t a e triangle j apostrophe uh parenthesis imagine the people are just panicking reading this like uh take shelter where oh god what am i gonna do ah yes the sar bomb crater this of course is a child psychiatrist in russia can you imagine if this is how they administered therapy to children okay tommy sit right here hey doc what's that sound uh nothing gotta go bye windows update error encountered a current driver on your pc may be better than the driver we're trying to install we'll keep trying to install up yeah cause uh windows is totally looking out for you with that call right there they're like yeah so your driver's better but we we want to put on ours so yeah you know what i'm sick and tired of seeing this on software gore how many times do i got to say this this is done on purpose t posing is a flex not a glitch can't update my password because my old password is insecure oh so you're just gonna have to create a new account that is that's so unfortunate roy case bluetooth headphone are you sure about that hey can you imagine somebody orders a bluetooth headset they open up the box and they just see lego shaggy like scoob i totally didn't order this yeah you're definitely going gonna want to get a refund apparently i need to load to eight percent new content is downloading please do not turn off your device a uh a game are you sure that's four percent i know this game involves magic but uh yeah you can't change math fishing planet my app title in language yeah somebody definitely slipped up here something tells me that this game's probably not gonna hit the shelves as hard as they wanted to you see here we have the sideways apps again and sure it's weird but definitely not as weird as your background those eyes it's it's terrifying weekly report available you averaged 25 hours 17 minutes of screen time per day last week yo you've been on your phone for longer than time can accommodate i don't know about you but i'd probably take a break from the phone uh what even is this notification just two question marks an e and a bunch of blank boxes this is a trap this is 100 a trap i would just shut down the computer and start new i don't think this could be salvaged so you could do the slope the slope curved or you could do the plate introducing gems we've converted your 87 linguists to zero gym so you can buy brand new items oh they that's that's just disrespectful they come in they basically clean out your wallet and they say yeah now go buy stuff loser hey oh bro i think you should check on your calculator and mcdonald's app seems like they could use some attention win three rounds as a defender and multiplayer road to six invitational 36 490 days yeesh that is a long time to wait i believe that's a little over 99 years yikes the temperature for monday will be 487 degrees fahrenheit have fun burning in hell sleepy tiger cub oh that's so cute whoa that's a lot of comments well yikes that's gotta be a record you were asked to draw a fire hydrant you drew this and the neutral net recognized it really it recognized a fire hydrant from that it also thought your drawing looked like these a fire hydrant okay a foam finger yeah i'm not too sure about that one and a toothbrush yes yes because that is totally a toothbrush uh hey siri i think you're broken dear god when the clickers attack i'm sorry but you just gotta throw away the computer at this point it's too late to be saved nothing has stopped press this to open app again oh no not my nothing what am i gonna do if my nothing has stopped what is the latest time you can work on thursdays 9 p.m what is the latest time you can work on this time you can work on thursdays wow so uh you must really like spotify i'm not judging i'm just saying it it's a bit much which of the following electronic devices do you own so you have all of these and then you have the immobile game console like 30 times you see one does not simply own one a mobile game console no you have to own at least five top countries playing among us below you will find the stats on the top five countries by active daily participation so they got the american flag but uh that's not the united kingdom flag nor is that india that's brazil uh canada no no yeah they just screwed up on all of these oops please make sure you're please make sure my what what what uh this machine's tweaking it's like give us your money gaming pc ah no that absolutely is not a gaming pc activate windows now ignore ignore alright you should just ignore it at this point it obviously wants you to ignore yo this is a true gamer right here they've been playing genshin impact for over 20 000 days now this has got to please the gamer gods i mean come on this dude is a champ congratulations you earned a medal full cassadagla i mean uh congratulations i didn't know that many people were still playing pokemon go but yeah that's awesome so we have the angus bacon meal a couple other burgers and the big hard you know it's a little pricey but you know what for the big heart i'm down select month ah come on you know the months january february march april may june christmas ah yes the month of christmas you know what christmas should be a month all right enough playing games all right we need christmas to be a month we've earned it after 2020. alright so has logged how much time you spend walking so that's 318 million minutes of walking yeah no i i doubt that that's 600 years of walking look if you haven't gotten to your destination in over 606 years i just give up bro this person's messages are so dry they got negative one notifications that's ah that's sad oh yeah i love this game what do you mean you can't afford tennis two just because it's ten thousand pounds you can't pay for it bro that's weak bro huh sucks to be you pay attention to this billboard boot agent cl version 0 110 yeah i'm pretty sure that's not what the billboard's supposed to say apprentices remember that you will need to verify your mobile number the code is that well maybe they did put the code in maybe the code is just a simple period that's easy to remember right have you had lessons on an instrument before yes incorrect there is more than one correct answer what okay so apparently you're supposed to say yes i have had lessons on an instrument before and also no i also have not that's a little confusing attention everyone look at the screen battlefield 5 resuming download 23.4 gigabytes out of 5.68 gigabytes hey well that's good it's downloaded over 412 that's basically battlefield 6 and 7. big mouth when a failed experiment leaves a mercenary with supernatural healing powers he creates a new identity to track down the man who wrecked his life okay so clearly this is deadpool but wouldn't his name be so much cooler if it was big mouth i certainly think so terms and conditions note this is for information purposes only oh it's blank well good cause i hate reading those toby says thanks dobby you must wear a face mask or if i'm reading it correctly you must wear a face mask yeah that's more like it among us last used january 4th 2021. wait what but i'm recording this on january 3rd how is this possible 85 pounds in dollars oh 85 inches that's uh 2.1 meters oh great but that's absolutely not what i asked for ubereat says since you've been gone we've added evil resolution output body extension attributes dot eater attribute the application was the application was what come on don't do this to me computer what was the application and with that everyone that's our time i hope you enjoyed this episode of r software gore if you did make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your narrator david the baker and i will see you in the next video i hope you have a wonderful day peace out and three thumbs up

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Length: 11min 59sec (719 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 29 2021