r/RareInsults {6}

seriously how does pedro pascal play the sickest most disarming and intimidating characters in game of thrones star wars and narcos and show up for every interview looking like the guy you forgot has been crashing on your couch for the last three weeks one stolen joke is a coincidence two stolen jokes is a mistake three stolen jokes is a pattern thirty stolen jokes is an amy schumer special oh all facts no printer has she done any live shows after getting exposed for that i don't think she has or at least i haven't looked into any shows that she's done but oh man you really had to air her out on a youtube comment oh no nah this is too raw some of y'all real brave thinking not being a sex worker makes you better you send nudes and for free and in turn you get left on red congratulations you're a non-profit organization i have never heard of such a thing a non-profit organization that i'm stealing that that's a good one that's so universal just imagine whipping that comeback out at any moment just like someone calls you a [ __ ] and you're like well you throw it back for free you're a non-profit organization that will make somebody cry unexpected item and bagging area it's not unexpected you digital [ __ ] you literally just told me what it is it's right there on the screen i did the wavy wave you did the bleepy bleep until the point where you decide to have an electronic stroke things are going exactly according to plan holy what do you mean that you haven't been programmed right nah that's a you problem don't go putting this on me like i've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you i've got places to be man i can't be playing hide the actual salami with the terminator's younger shitty or cousin oh now you've sent for backup well done now i have to deal with a human person who thinks i'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur for the fourth time dasani water tastes like it's been inside a water gun all day it really does it's like refined pool water it's the world's worst but it's the only water ever sold at amusement parks or at state fairs and there's a reason for that because dasani water has salt in it and it makes you drink more because you're not actually being hydrated so as a result it makes you buy more dasani those sneaky [ __ ] i'm so bored i need a little toxicity have you tried looking within it's only two words it's only two but hey who said a good insult had to be complex would you say that my chin beard is working it's working in the terms of keeping me a lesbian i don't know who told jack dorsey that growing that giant beard is a good look for him actually no i'm gonna retool that statement i don't think anybody told him that growing that chin beard is actually good i just think that he genuinely lost his mind because he's the ceo of [ __ ] twitter what's a gender-neutral word that you could use for your spouse husband heife wife spinned i may be stupid yeah you sure are because this is the text version of looking for your glasses while they're on your head well they can't be that dumb at least they're smart enough to know that they're stupid would you rather find one cent on the ground or watch jake paul videos wow what a shocking result i seriously would never have called it i mean we all know that jake paul's content is just the best on the platform i'm almost certain if you were to take her brain out and put it inside of a bird's head it would fly backwards i'm really happy to know that youtube comments have not diminished in quality what the platforms like 16 years old now and insult comments specifically have not lost their sting jimmy fallon is basically like 5 squirrels operating a human suit seriously jimmy fallon has the personality of an anthropomorphic golden retriever personally i would love to see jimmy fallon interview jimmy fallon what a show that would be just him interrupting himself interrupting himself laughing forcibly and slapping his desk looks like we got ourselves a super fan three back-to-back comments about jimmy fallon all of them just being perfect the first one getting nearly 10 000 likes jesus christ post malone has mastered the art of looking rich and homeless at the same time yeah he definitely has that aesthetic he definitely has the rambling meth head aesthetic and you know what it's made him a millionaire i'm tired of you talking about my mom fam what you gonna do about it cry you gonna cry no no i'm just gonna unbullpup your og how about that how about that [ __ ] oh oh god there's a picture oh it's so ugly it's it's awful why would anybody create such a thing i swear unholy creations like this only ever exist in brandon herrera's nightmares i would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks in damn but why snacks what huh is your head just for decoration why damn this one's [ __ ] up this one i've seen white crayons more useful than you oh man this one's just cruel like what type of situation would warrant such a phrase things in my european house that don't make sense in america reusable kitchen towels so we know oh don't mind me just strolling by to flex my glock 40 and ac unit because you don't have that [ __ ] she trying to call us a third world country [ __ ] you got free health care and your teeth still throwing up gang signs how is the top half of your jaw beady but the lower half is gd she really thinks you get radiation from using a microwave having a tea kettle is not a flex bro god damn you europeans and your tea kettles are like new yorkers and their bacon egg and cheese everybody can [ __ ] have that [ __ ] anyways have fun getting robbed with the katana i hope your tea kettle saves you then when you created a dwarf character and put all points in strength how is this possible no no this can't be a real person this has to be one of those those ai images this person cannot look like beaker from the muppets no this can't happen and for as much as reddit is cringe and just crappy this is why i like it because people just point out some of the crazy [ __ ] he does look like beaker from the muppets he does just simply and he looks like he sells meth too that guy's approximate life expectancy is tomorrow around lunchtime i've seen this image all over the internet right and i've never known the story behind it and i don't quite know how to look for it either because if you search up orgasm donor you get a whole lot of porn some of y'all is the reason why shampoo has instructions my three-year-old is not vaccinated and there's currently a measles outbreak in my state any suggestions for precautions i can take to protect her would be very much appreciated it's simple you take a handful of rose petals crush them with some rosemary and rub a purified crystal on it under the full moon and then you take that sell it to some idiot and use the money to pay for a damn measles vaccine pokemon literally looks sounds and acts like a default character tell me why you called an emergency meeting or i'll boil your toes pour sand in your ears and turn your skull inside out oh i'm happy to know that among us is keeping up the tradition of verbal abuse in chat it's just amazing i really hope that this continues to be honest because um it really adds to the game well well well if it ain't the magic no one better upvote this all a molest molesty goldfish well i guess a lot of people either hate their goldfish or have a really awful fetish not really feeling a date to be honest well why not okay honestly you seem like the kid who tells the teacher she forgot to pass out the homework so i'm a bigger woman and this guy tells me oh i'm not interested in talking to you because of your size i was like it's okay honey you obviously don't have the right tools for the job anyway so i'll just go find somebody with better equipment that can handle it [Music] well this is a 53 cubic yard rock bucket again the machine has a total hoist capacity of 80 tons to put this in perspective the 53 cubic yard capacity is equivalent to about five normal dump trucks that you might see going up and down the road well the problem is like i always get nervous talking to cute boys wait really i mean maybe that's why you're so easy to talk to wow you and your pokemon somehow resemble one another european culture is hating on all other european nations like yeah we're at peace we're cooperating no tensions or anything but if i ever have to talk to a goddamn belgian yeah you just mad that waffles are greater than windmills i will annex you yo homie if bong water was a person oh oh the green hair is not helping well that's it the competition is officially over an entire month has gone by we've had 600 people sign up we've had nearly 200 submissions it's crazy and it's a big it's just just a big thank you to all those who participated seriously every single one of the submissions i enjoyed i really liked seeing all the different art styles like seeing what everybody wants the channel to be like what their personal vision of the channel is and it's it's awesome it's just a great community activity and i'm happy to say that it was a success so maybe we'll be able to do something like this again in the future and if we can it'll i know that it won't blow up so that's awesome that's awesome and yeah let's just cut to the chase there's going to be a live stream this thursday february 25th where we go over like the top 10 banner submissions and the top you know uh intro submissions and then we get to choose who's the winner and i know a lot of you guys are poised to find out if you won the money if you are the king of this of this channel of this first competition and uh yeah i'm gonna make you wait because i'm cool like that and we got to actually go through all the submissions so yeah i'm sorry that you have to wait a couple more days just gotta make sure that we can get through everything give everybody a fair chance a fair review and yeah hopefully if you submitted you won because that's awesome you can buy cool things with money i heard so yeah that's it uh i just wanted to let you guys know those are the plans hope to see you there on the live stream and yeah as always stay zesty [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: Ailurus

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Keywords: Jokes, Reddit, memes, art, Jokes online, insult, Ailurus, Ailurus Reddit, r/RareInsults, discord, online drawings, twitter, Reading, Reddit Reading, Best of Reddit, Reddit funny, SorrowTv, Ailurus Fatlogic, r/Fatlogic, chill session, sleep, Ailurus panda, red panda

Id: j6qwSV6PlrA

Length: 11min 8sec (668 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 23 2021