r/RareInsults {4}

straight from r slash ask reddit if you saw yourself getting sold on the dark web and decided to buy yourself how do you think they would deliver you to you both of you to assume that i have money yeah both of you do assume that you're expensive chief that has to be the most humbling moment that anybody could ever have imagine seeing yourself being sold online and it's like five bucks like that's just such a kick to the self-esteem yeah yeah that's why you built like a disappointment oh oh really keep talking i'll put on your arm and i'll make you lick it off like you think this is oh let's go let's go how do you like them apples discord never disappoints in this subreddit it's always the best just arguments and encounters the best exchange of words and we all have something to learn from it because i'm pretty sure you guys are watching this video with a notebook in your hands trying to find new insults and threats to use against your enemies and i encourage it trespassers will be eaten oh man by who humans i mean that would be a great sign in front of like a national forest or something but if this is like a farm you better run and the funny thing is a sign like this may be still threatening in our society but to a choice group of people getting eaten really isn't a threat it's more of an experience 411 huh try again not the icebreaker you want to go with do better yeah sure keep being a little i'm going to come hide all your stuff on top of the refrigerator [Music] and watch these two point to this moment and being like this is how i met your father like this is how it always starts it's like yeah he called me like a little [ __ ] and now we have a family together which type of tattoo makes you cringe the most literally anyone who has two small tattoos and is constantly posting about how discriminated against people are with tattoos and how pathetic all the cairns of the world are for being offended by tattoos like calm down becky no one has ever said anything actually rude to you about your three-inch faith tattoo that is written in such swirly cursive that it could be a roller coaster and my whole identity is victimhood island oh my god that is i've never heard that one that's a new one my whole identity is victimhood island my experiences with like pretentious tattoo people are those who get face tattoos but they're behind their ears or it's so small that you wouldn't even notice it at first glance but they love to say that they're not getting jobs because of their facial tattoos i'm like sweetie no having a little you know music note behind your ear really isn't a facial tattoo because no one can see it seriously if you find somebody who has like one of those music notes behind their ear or just have a facial tattoo that isn't quite obvious they're trying to be edgy but they're the most pansy people on the planet trust me if you don't have any friends you're not an introvert you're a problem if you think being an extrovert gives you the right to bash introverts for not having friends then you're not an extrovert you're an astrovert i've never seen a more internet like argument ever like seriously i don't think anybody's ever had an argument about whether or not introverts are bad people for not having friends it's seriously an argument that you would only ever encounter on a platform where everybody's anonymous and nobody cares whenever i'm mad at you i go on goodreads and read one star reviews of your books my daughter that is cold that is awful but at the same time i think i'd do that too who wouldn't want to read carefully written critiques of your parents especially concerning like something that they've done especially if you're mad at them and that's the cool thing people who review books or just simply anybody who's interested in reviewing a book are well read people with an insane vocabulary so they have a really good capacity of tearing somebody down with some s-tier level grammatical structure let's just be real they survived for 600 million years without a brine a ray of hope for some of my bbc colleagues no way was that said this has to be a joke this can't be real i i don't think i've watched uh bbc earth in a long time so i would have to watch it over again to see if this was actually i swear to susan wovicky if i hear arc knights one more time i'm going to upload my own ad that is nothing but arc knight's rule 34 badly censored but just enough to get past the bot with nightcore alvin and the chipmunks as the background music i know that everybody's seen that ad multiple times on mobile even those who aren't even interested in anime i seriously wonder if that game is even good has anybody even played it approach my pond if you dare i will not simply kill you i will bend time and space in such a way that you'll never even have existed to begin with this picture has been it's holding me up because i'm trying to think of who this guy looks like and it finally came to mind he looks like a real-life uncle ira seriously just sitting in that pond surrounded by all that foliage yeah that's him he's just vibing if tranquility and satisfaction was a person it would probably be him he's just i'm sure there's no problems going through his mind right now i seriously hope one day you buy a really expensive piece of ikea furniture that you really want and it's missing a very important part and ikea won't send you the right part so you have to spend a lot more money to get a second one that you don't need at all and that one doesn't have it either that's awful you should take that back that that shouldn't be something that you say to somebody you can call anybody anything but you can't say that seriously the only thing that's more comparable that i can come up with is i hope that all of your big forks are dirty caption waited outside her hotel for 46 hours straight for this opportunity worth it oh god the level of uncomfortable this had to be a long time ago because i think she's an adult now but jesus christ imagine that imagine a grown man like him coming up and asking for a picture hey yo i bet his forehead can be scanned at the grocery store oh my god i bet uh why did he cut his hair like that that looks so it's it's it's getting worse the picture's getting worse they look like the space inhabitants from wall-e they really do like if you ever watch like the first video that nikki cotto ever did he was actually kind of fit and now uh let's just say he looks like an avocado yeah that's exactly what he looks like now and for some god forsaken reason he felt the need to open and only fans and then someone leaked his only fans and then it was all over cringetopia and that was a weekend every other meme was just this man's ass and i can never unsee i could eat your [ __ ] for hours baby justin please believe me when i say i would legitimately no cap rather stitch my own vagina shut with rusty wire than have your face anywhere near it oh my god name someone hotter than justin bieber probably anyone to be honest he looks like a roofer to disappear on payday after you give him his check even looking a little rough lately but i commend him on not being like controversial anymore what it's been like five years since his last incident like i clap it up man he finally learned how to be an adult i'm going to take your mother out to dinner compliment her manifest a relationship you know over the next four years marry her have a child and get a written document saying that you belong to me just so i can beat you and provide you with an actual father figure so that you don't grow up to be fat and sweaty with daddy issues i'm going to take you on a hike change your life we can become best friends and then i'm going to leave your mother so that both of you are heartbroken now that's what i call follow through that's some taken level follow through you know what i'm gonna fillet you alive and cut off your genitals you disgusting rat i will burn them while you watch and feed them to you after that while you're still alive i will feed you alive to wild dogs the sun never sets on the british empire but it will set on you worm jesus what did he say that caused such an unbridled rage within your soul well we won't know the comment was removed so i want you guys to show a little bit of creativity what would you think this guy had to say in order to even encourage a response like this i'm curious what you guys can come up with the best comment gets pinned today i learned of kangaroo words that's a word that contains a synonym inside of it i.e masculine blossom chicken honorable that's perfect oh my god that is such a wow wow jay seems like the kid in high school who would call everyone but also volunteered to mc that the anti-bullying assembly he really does have that energy i wonder what he's doing now i heard that he's trying to change himself like he deleted all the videos on his channel and trying to reinvent his brand or whatever it's really hard for me to forget how much of an [ __ ] he is really he could he could start making videos about giving to charity and i wouldn't give a [ __ ] what's up everybody it's your boy ayloris aka panda daddy and i hope you enjoyed today's video and if you did let me know in the comments down below and leave a like if you liked the video and if you're new to my channel go ahead and subscribe fam what you doing watching videos and not subscribing and if you're old make sure hit that bell so you get these notifications every time a lot of you guys wanted to have a new installment so the r slash rare insults series so i hope you enjoyed that and as always i think the patreon supporters of thank you to trey muppy luho brody gilbert noah sir teacup ethan john robinson aerolina jason catherine taylor pixie love pixie r5 keith myers hannah taki bunny boo canned eggplant host smart trenton gold and heat master arjun will billy and dustin thank you so much for your support it is greatly 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Length: 9min 19sec (559 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 07 2020