r/Iamapieceofsh!t [S2]{6}

okay girls you move across country for your man and you get back from the airport you go in his car and you look for an extra mask and you see this what are you doing ladies tell me he says oh maybe my dad dresses oh i don't know what it is yada yada what would you do huh yeah keep looking like that keep looking away mm-hmm yeah i'm currently missing my ex he was a great boyfriend but my toxic cheated on him my new stay emotionally and physically abusing me when i tell my ex that he said he'll try to protect me because his father told him so but he doesn't want to help me i hate men yeah you see everybody in this situation sucks except your ex your ex is pretty cool he's willing to go out of his way to try and protect you maybe call the police on your behalf but you still cheated on him you didn't value your ex you could have just broken up with them i don't know why people are so immature that they won't just break up with their partner but no you'd rather just hurt your partner because you're immature and you don't have a high emotional iq look you don't deserve to get beaten up for no reason but i'm not crying for you either both you and your abusive boyfriend deserve to be thrown into a trash can oh my god me remembering when i was eight years old and lied about a man touching me in the park so he got arrested all because i was an attention seeker wow that is dark jesus christ you know what let's give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she was joking where's the funny where's the punch line is it funny that you ruined an old guy's life is it funny that you're a liar and you were such an intention seeker at the age of eight where's the joke you see that's that's the issue i don't know what's worse the fact that you tried to make a really terrible joke or this genuinely happened and you're telling the world that you were an intention seeker and you gained that attention through ruining somebody else's life i don't care that you were a kid i really don't because when i was eight i had enough sense to know that lying is bad so you're just a terrible person if a man leaves you after you've cheated he clearly wasn't a real man real men would work through it and help you become a better woman they accept you with all your flaws so you want license to cheat on your boyfriend all while keeping said boyfriend that is the oddest thing people who cheat get really funny about their partners leaving or their partners cheating on them it's obvious that these people are aware that cheating causes a lot of emotional harm and damage and they don't want to experience that so they're willing to argue for their activities like this essentially wanting their cake and eating it too like seriously what guy would stick around for you at j fuego you got a family-sized forehead if you cheated on that man he's better off for it because that means he doesn't have to stick around with you okay so we have an article from the slate this uh won't be a tragedy to read should i abort my pregnancy and tell my husband i miscarried i'm i'm speechless what what and we're only four posts in what the [ __ ] i'm plagued with nausea vomiting and most of all regret i don't know what you're specifically regretting i hope it isn't the side effects to pregnancy it's not like you can avoid that any other time you would get pregnant so that wouldn't make any sense but let's talk about the main issue here the fact that you're willing to terminate a pregnancy and then lie to your husband about it i can only think of two reasons why you would feel the need to tell your husband that you miscarried instead of aborted that child one he's either against abortion or two he wants the child i'm going to make the assumption that he wants the child simply because he's married to you um that's not always you know a guarantee not all married people want to have kids but i'm going to just make that assumption here you i don't even have an adjective for you i'm so perturbed and taken aback by your grotesque in in sadistic statement that you would willing to terminate a pregnancy and then not tell your husband about it i would ask the question how do you think he would feel but given your statement given your motives i'm assuming that you're a sociopath who doesn't [ __ ] care you you don't care about your husband's feelings obviously i hope wherever you live that there is some sort of law that prevents you from terminating a pregnancy without your partner's consent i'm unsure about where this person lives so i can't make any definitive statements about that but i hope that after you wrote your piece of [ __ ] article on your piece of [ __ ] deplorable rag website that maybe you've given this a bit of thought and engage in a mature and reasonable conversation with your husband about the future of this child but to be honest i don't i don't even feel like you have that level of uh self-reflection introspection to even entertain a conversation like that we have encountered images like this in the past and they will always be hilarious because it's obvious that these preachers are trying to get money they're trying to scam their parishioners and it's absolutely abhorrent it's really easy to throw the blame on the people who are giving their money up to this guy right saying that they're fools and that they're easily led and they're gullible but it's not their fault they truly believe that this guy is the voice of god that he has some sort of connection a connection that can only be maintained with a seed of a thousand dollars these people believe in him and he's taking advantage of that for financial gain i just wanted to talk about this it's another serious video i'm a little over two and a half years clean from heroin so i got a lot to say about this demi lovato recreating her overdose in a music video is the dumbest and most [ __ ] up thing i've ever heard overdosing is insanely traumatic i won't even think about the times that it's happened to me because i will just end up spiraling and what she's doing is glorifying drug use and overdoses for her young audience i've almost died i've almost lost my arm i've had so many people i love die me and my mom had to plan out my funeral it's not fun and it's not cute and when i think of all the people that i love that weren't lucky enough to survive an overdose it breaks my heart that she would promote this to children don't make [ __ ] overdosing an aesthetic [ __ ] you what is the scariest thing a 911 operator has said to another person well go ahead and pull the trigger another dispatcher was on the line with a suicidal man who was threatening to shoot himself the dispatcher was getting frustrated with him and finally lost her cool and said that to him i grabbed the phone away from her and told her to get out from the radio room for a bit i took the call and was able to talk the man out of killing himself i was livid with the dispatcher she was new and clearly not cut out for the job she quit shortly thereafter quits like she chose to leave no no no she needed to be fired what makes you think that that's okay to say to someone who's suicidal yeah i get that she was frustrated but i'm almost certain that she was aware that whatever she said to this guy could end up you know encouraging him to kill himself so yeah let's just take frustration off the table and just put up incompetence she's incompetent so this is an image of a child's homework sheet and we're gonna go through it together and you're going to realize quickly what's wrong with it carol read 28 pages of a book on monday and 103 pages on tuesday is 75 pages a reasonable answer for how many pages carol read on tuesday more than monday okay yeah simple subtraction subtract 28 pages from 103 get the answer and compare to 75 to see if 75 is a reasonable answer oh look the child did exactly that yes 75 is a reasonable answer because 103 minus 28 equals 75. nope you lost a point because you were supposed to estimate not actually do the subtraction now don't get me wrong i don't have an issue with the teacher because the teacher is only doing what he or she is told to teach to people who live outside the united states which is a considerable amount of you guys hello to all my international fans uh this is common core math a type of mathematics curriculum that prioritizes theory and understanding over arithmetic and it's terrible because students are not learning how to do math they're learning how to understand what they did wrong which doesn't make any sense at all and this image is a wonderful example of it it doesn't prioritize just simple subtraction it's asking you to estimate in the world's most roundabout way something that most parents born before 1990 and students will consistently misunderstand this dude took me to a really really expensive restaurant trying to impress me ordered appetizers wine and the works then after we ate this pulled out a paper towel out of his pocket and inside contained two dead roaches he put on his plate and mixed in the food he then called the manager and complained as if they were in his meal previously and then they picked up the tab and apologized and gave him comp for lunch on them how trashy can someone be you do that on the first date no seriously imagine how bold and crappy someone has to be to pull out a couple roaches from their bag put it onto their plate so that they don't have to pay for your dinner and their dinner trust me for as cringy and terrible that entire ordeal was for you you dodged a bullet this guy is cheap and crappy on a level unmatched i grew up with a single parent mom and she would often blame me as the reason as to why men didn't want her and i used to like talk with the men that my mom would date and one thing all the men would always say is that you have too many video games i'm like okay but like who's buying them because i'm a child i'm gonna want a video game that's what advertising and marketing does now it's loot boxes but anyway i'm gonna want a video game why is my mom buying them but you see the men when they were gonna ask my mom that question then she would get really really defensive because my mom bought me video games when she felt bad after beating me horribly because she thought that spanking was disciplined when she really just uses a way to make herself feel better and she knew it and she would never come out and admit it but one thing she would do is when i would ask her to buy a video game she would get it so that's why i have so many video games so to all these sorry ass men out here dating single parent moms and too afraid to tell them that they need to stop hitting on their kids the kid isn't the problem neither is their stuff it's that woman that you don't even want to be with the idea that healthy people are endangering others by simply breathing is the biggest scam in the history of the world apparently people are putting these stickers on everything walls doors whatever and look i don't care about the political message i care about the damage because they use like car adhesive the same adhesive that you would put on the back of a bumper sticker so essentially they're super hard to take off and as a result ruin whatever they're stuck to like seriously what's stopping these people from just handing out flyers why do they have to ruin other people's stuff with their message goldman sachs asks biotech research report is curing patients a sustainable business model this is comic book villain evil oh my god are they really trying to determine the profitability of saving people i wasn't even aware that patients living would result in a financial loss for whatever company this article is talking about i'm assuming that it's a hospital and it gets worse knowing that goldman sachs is responsible for this research who would have thought i wouldn't have called that teens who set house on fire killing immigrant family of five to be tried as adults there are many trends on this subreddit and one of them being teens who set people on fire i don't know why that's the thing on this subreddit but it's horrendously common and the worst part is that these guys look like normal kids you wouldn't expect them to do such a heinous thing y'all i'm not that normally judgmental person but i am highly po'd right now my neighbors they got almost ten thousand dollars between taxes and their stemi check now she got her boyfriend a new truck speakers big tires seat covers steel recover xbox games computer phones tablets jewelry new clothes some flat bill hats sneakers all kinds of really nice stuff for her boyfriend meanwhile all for her kids walk over to my place when she's down the dirt road and they come up to the door and they're like you know hey miss we hungry you know do you have this and i'm like yeah baby come on in you can have this that you know y'all just want a snack they're like no do you you got anything cooked i'm like yeah sure he said can i wash my hands i had a shower in three days i said why you ain't had a shower he said we have no water we had no power i said what he said yeah mom and boyfriend's been gone they got their tax money they've been gone cps has been called on these people i can't count how many times and they still ain't done nothing meanwhile them young and sit over there what i know what who raised you get your crusty ass cheeks off of the bread all of that bread is ruined all of it is done what makes you think it's okay to sit on food and i want to assume that she is currently arguing with somebody else because that person told her to get her rank ass off the bread jack in the box manager stabbed repeatedly after asking customer to wear a mask i thought all of this foolishness was over i thought people stopped getting violent with other people because someone had the audacity to ask them to wear a mask in their own establishment it's one thing to not wear it out in the street or not wear it in your house or in your car because those are your spaces but if you enter my space and i feel uncomfortable with you not wearing a mask you need to follow my rules and wear it or get out where is the misunderstanding and where's the logic that if someone asks you to wear a mask you pull out a knife and attempt to murder them how do you even approach that conclusion okay so we have a tweet from this guy showing off his new shoes and fit he's looking pretty good and then as always somebody on twitter wants to hurt someone's feelings one the shoe stitching should be in brown two the stitching on the side should not be attached the swoosh and three the jordan logo in red much love so yeah the guy called him out for his shoe being fake which isn't the crappy situation here it's pretty obvious that this shoe is fake it's what he said afterwards that really goes to show his true colors if you don't have the money for it why are you embarrassing yourself wow if you haven't seen something stupid today not my problem broke people issues you see you could have just stopped with your breakdown with the shoe pointing out that it was fake you didn't have to make fun of the guy for being broke look it's obvious that the guy can't afford the real thing and in my opinion i don't think that you should buy luxury stuff and try to pose like you're rich when you really don't have the cash it comes off super goofy and super disingenuous that's my opinion but i'm not going to go out of my way to make fun of someone for not having any money and ironically enough people who say broke people issues aren't wealthy people who actually do have cash don't care about what other people wear or whether or not it's real or fake because they're concerned about themselves and their wealth they're aware of their own value and how much they have in the bank so much so that they don't have to go out of their way to seek validation by tearing other people down i wouldn't be surprised you're just as broke as to do with the fake shoes what was the biggest lie that your mother told you as a child i was in my 20s my fiance wanted to postpone our wedding it absolutely put me into a tailspin and i was given anxiety medication at the hospital because i had a complete emotional breakdown and i had to be transferred to a higher level of care because they couldn't take care of me in the facility that i was at and so my fiance called my mom and asked her to please come and see if she could help get me out sooner when i got there my mom told my fiance to go to his motorcycle race and that she would see him on monday i got out of the hospital and my mom told me that he did not want me he did not want to get married that he absolutely still wanted to keep the wedding called off and took away my phone and moved me back to montana when he came home i was gone and i never knew until actually it's been 13 years and i found out last year that it was all lie oh my god you won't believe this i purchased two hush blankets for my mom and myself i paid over 600 for the blankets love the product i'm so happy with the purchase but that's not all of it reason for the two star review i was in downtown toronto yesterday and i kid you not there was a homeless couple sleeping under a hush they also had pillows and a cool new eye mask so i asked them how did you get that and they responded oh yes some guy comes on a truck and drops them off and we took one i guess i'm just mad because i work so hard to buy the hush while they're just giving them out for free that's all still a good product i guess not happy that i paid for it you give a company a two star review because they have the audacity to donate their products to people who need them that's your issue not with the quality of the product or the price of the product you care that hush is a social signaler and you don't like it when a luxury product is in the hands of a homeless person that's what you care about not to bust your bubble sweetie but anybody who isn't earning minimum wage and can save a little bit can buy your blanket you're not in a special club you're not different because you have a luxury blanket and you shouldn't be bothered that people who you feel don't deserve the blanket have the blanket that's none of your business pastor who said the true vaccine was jesus christ now admits he got his shots and i bet when he got exposed for this nothing happened he didn't lose any money he didn't lose any members of his church everything will go hunky-dory because he can just lie and rationalize it this way i took the vaccine because jesus told me to there you go that's how these tv charlatans work man they're not here to spread the gospel and probably introduce new people to christianity they're here to earn a buck they're here to grift and it's terrible it is so obvious and so terrible so my boyfriend and i have sex once a month it's not like i don't like sex but i don't want a relationship to be centered around sex every time we meet i love him very much so i need to set standards for him to see value in me but deep down i crave sex every day recently i've been seeing this guy i don't love him i don't see a future with him so i feel comfortable having sex with him every day i don't mind if he sees me as a [ __ ] i'm just using him to satisfy my urge this is some triple a rated double blind tested refined and certified retardation i have never ever ever encountered such a stupid rationalization for cheating in my entire life i get making a relationship more than physical is positive i understand that completely but to cheat on your boyfriend in order to satisfy your urge doesn't make any sense to me if you want to have your hot girl summer if you want to be a [ __ ] you can't be with your boyfriend in this way you cannot have an emotional relationship and crave copious amounts of intercourse you can't have it both ways it's either you have a lot of sex with your boyfriend or you hoe out and i think the latter is what you would probably do you've definitely proven to be that type so instead of hurting guys feelings by being a degenerate jezebel how about you be honest with yourself and [ __ ] around like you wanted to that's what you wanted to in the beginning so why not just lean into that go ahead and be a full tilt degenerate we got another one bro said i want to propose to my girlfriend on valentine's day can you please see if she's valid because the ring i'm looking at about 20k and it'll save me money to see if she's worth it in the first place he sent me her at i got to work i sent her some heart eyes i said you're cute as a [ __ ] she said thanks so are you i said appreciate it she said where'd you find me i said i saw one of your picks my explore page dmd with no hesitation she laughed she thought it was funny i said how is a girl like you not cuffed she said i live in georgia the guys here i said oh good so you don't have a man's she then gave me her snap and then said no i'm single at the moment i said oh bet maybe i can change that so i could have gone further but i wanted to send him the messages and see what he wanted me to do i sent him the screenshots and said she didn't do too well he said wtf i'm calling her ass right now i said let me know what happens y'all like 15 minutes later i get a dm from her f you you're corny and childish af you need to get a life i said i guess the girls in georgia ain't [ __ ] either he ended up saying he was done with her i said on the bright side you get to keep 20k in your pocket hit the strip club valentine's day i challenge anyone to beat the sheer amount of caramel these angel baristas gave me ma'am you are driving at 70 miles per hour why aren't you focusing on the road what in the world you can take that picture when you get to your house this image is extremely dangerous and unsettling she could have killed someone what do you think about hashtag zoo positivity hashtag map positivity and necropositivity i think love is love an age or species doesn't matter if you understand your partner oh you don't want to know what i think you don't know what i think because what i think involves a rope a tree and an angry mob that's what i think that's what i think you people need oakland to give 500 checks to low-income families but not if they're white that literally violates the 1964 civil rights act i'm certain they're going to have a hard time finding a justification to discriminate against poor white people the fact that i have to point out legal and congressional precedent in order to prove that this is a bad thing and shouldn't be done really speaks volumes about our society today so last month i posted a video calling out new maine for building his account almost completely from stolen videos including one of mine and not long after i posted it newman messaged me on instagram trying to get me to delete it and it was clear that he was trying to scare me into doing it he had this tone of light if you delete the video i'll forget this ever happened but if you don't you'll have more enemies i'm not kidding that's exactly what he says you can kindly take it down and we can just you know be cool and move on from all this [ __ ] or you can just leave it up and uh have a lot of enemies from here on now i actually did private the video for about a day but not because i was scared i just didn't want to become the drama tick-tocker you know there's already so much fighting and arguing on this app every day i didn't want to add fuel to the fire but then i realized me posting that video wasn't me starting drama i was just standing up for myself so i unprivated the video and not long after new main sent me another message saying that he's gonna sue me for false accusation i think he's lying like what is a judge gonna do about a tick tock it just really feels like he's been trying to bully me into staying silent and that's not gonna happen the video sting rihanna joined stop asian hate protest in new york city okay when was the last time asians spoke out against hatred towards so-called black folks not our problem they can stand on their own two feet wow watch everybody run to their corners and no problems get solved last time i checked we're allowed to feel bad for other people especially if they're a different race than us it is not hard to have a crumb of empathy just a crumb of caring woman complains patrol car is too hot during her arrest for leaving a child in a hot car the audacity the grand mall audacity that this woman has oh i'm sweating in this hot car how do you think your baby feels dumb ass teenager was fined for reporting a stalker to police five times before he murdered her wow this is a different level of failure i mean the other day the whole world witnessed a police officer mistake her pistol for a taser somehow and shoot a guy and clearly these police officers who failed this young woman are vying for that place for pieces of [ __ ] and law enforcement look at that this next video shows two people dumping garbage on a guy's lawn and then getting mad when the dude confronts them i don't think you could pick up the trash you're jumping in front of my house why are you recording this don't [ __ ] record us close the door this is the trashiest thing i've ever seen can you guys pick up all the trash okay bye bye look at y'all embarrassing yourself no you're embarrassing yourself look at this trash [ __ ] low lives [ __ ] low life get the [ __ ] on you stupid white [ __ ] lives look at this piece of [ __ ] i'm trying to get the [ __ ] away from the car you white coat look at all this stuff hurt your [ __ ] feelings [ __ ] get the [ __ ] away [ __ ] and you pick up the trash we did it for 400 years [ __ ] just a question if you're gonna make a racist joke or just an edgy joke in general that you know isn't going to be accepted by most people why would you take a picture and then post it online please just illuminate me it doesn't make a lot of sense because now we can put faces to names we can ridicule you we can point you out for being very rude and crass it's just awful it just really goes to show how stupid you are you're just very dumb you're very [ __ ] dumb and to end today's video we have this this is a fallen firefighters memorial and if it isn't already obvious somebody tagged it with black lives matter regardless if you agree with the movement or not we can all equally recognize how terrible this is why would you deface a fallen firefighters memorial these men and women sacrifice their lives to protect you they put their lives at risk to protect you and what do you have to offer them destruction and vandalism of a monument that reveres their friends their fallen friends whoever did this probably doesn't care they just want to be trendy and support the trendy movement or they're just being obnoxious about their political views all while showing their ignorance about their surroundings and what they're destroying it's just terrible and it certainly doesn't help your movement it doesn't further your cause it just makes people who see this hate your cause absolutely dislike the movement behind it and aren't open to hear what you guys have to say what's up everybody it's your boy aleris aka panda daddy and i hope you enjoyed today's video and if you did let me know in the comments down below and leave a like if you liked the video and if you're new to my channel go ahead and subscribe fam what you doing watching videos and not subscribing and if you're old make sure you hit that bell so you get these notifications every time we can't make videos like this without the wonderful patreon supporters that help make it happen so a big thank you to donovan brett and meena the swift isau azuku darth vader 12 destroyer trey muffey luhu noah vermont ethan john robinson eva catherine taylor arjun hannah keith will billy dustin and hosmar thank 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Length: 27min 34sec (1654 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 19 2021