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here's three reasons why i wouldn't be a good waifu number one i'm shy number two i use a lot of hand gestures and number three i'd probably be too busy watching anime under 18's nightclub photos are the cringiest thing i've ever seen yeah that is that is a difficult look and then the button up shirt on the bottom right hand corner oh man that is he's gonna regret ever taking that photo i didn't even know there were under 18 nightclubs in the first place and if i did know i knew i wouldn't even be allowed to go to be honest this seems oh this seems like such a mistake okay for everyone asking what the heck my problem is and why i'm so mean it's because i'm an aries why why do people believe in astrology it doesn't make any sense to me no you're not mean because you're an aries it's because you're a piece of sh people who play on a pre-built console uh don't you sell pre-built pcs we sell custom pre-configured gaming computers this was either one in elaborate troll which is kind of funny or just another reason not to buy from nzxt i don't think i've met a single person who's ever bought their pcs yeah you know what i'm almost certain after just thinking about it for a little bit everybody just buys their plane cases because they're affordable that's all that nzxt is known for plain white computer cases hey at youtube maybe don't put ads before first aid vids i don't have the time to watch a red lobster ad while my grandma is choking on a fish bone sorry to hear about the trouble youtube premium offers an ad free experience when you watch videos learn more here hope this helps my water just broke but i had to get one last belly pick subscribe to my only fans now to see milky five dollar imagine oh god is this the world we live in now mothers mothers are doing this oh my god oh my god and to people who are confused why i censored her pregnant belly it's because i'm not taking any chances with youtube all right youtube's weird and i i've learned my lesson twice when i when it comes to poking the bear so i'm just not even gonna attempt it but jesus christ the light the world we live in where pregnant mothers are selling milky on only fan why are you ignoring me i believe i have every right to decide whether i ignore you or not hold up when a handsome boy like me is giving so much attention to a gloomy girl like you no you don't have any such right oh my gosh how unaware can someone be just one question if she's such a gloomy girl why the heck are you in her dms using animals as insults perpetuates [Music] all right let's just let's take a look at these instead of chicken say coward instead of rat say snitch instead of snake say jerk instead of pig say repulsive instead of sloth say lazy these are literal animals who don't know what we're saying how the [ __ ] are they going to be offended by me using their name as a synonym for coward that is stupid oh my god what you mean free dude why are you lying to these women that's not free that's not free i've seen ads like this on craigslist for apartments like oh if you're 18 to 21 free room to stay if you're open-minded like it's completely transparent what the cost is and the fact that these guys think that that's going to net them a girl adds to the creepiness factor at grubhub this ad is racist and is showing a black man eating chicken a black queen behind a white woman and showing a chinese woman on the ground symbolizing that they're lessers shaking my head you want to know something funny about tweets like this you can immediately tell the person writing it is unemployed you need some superior free time to come up with something stupid like this i swear these people treat twitter like it's a job oh my god oh my god and the probably the poor teacher doesn't even know what the image is you know about somebody needs to come get their kid because they think that they're being funny and no them every girl who's into astrology and witchy [ __ ] now is basic and trendy me maybe it's basic and trendy or maybe it's a global feminist awakening wherein we collectively return to our true nature before we overthrow the patriarchy and devour every soul kevin sweet jesus this is worse than making fake arguments with yourself in the shower and let me get this straight is feminism such a bankrupt ideology now that literal imaginary lines in the sky and tarot card readings count as feminism i swear that these astrology girls think that their horoscopes and imaginary lines amount to anything significant oh god who'd put this together you know what i was gonna say that i'm happy that your friends and family support your choices but actually i'm just mad that they did they affirmed your degeneracy this is this is awful you need help and right before we get to the next post just want to point something out knowing that this is a doll a probably a very expensive silicone doll uh you would have to position it in such a way for you to have a dance with it who who moved its hands who positioned its hips so that you could comfortably dance with it i was it you homie was it you some speed man let me run on some water real quick let me go jesus mode on jesus the hedgehog this can't exist this exists oh [ __ ] oh no no oh my god i had to censor i guess one of her boobs because just the nipple was so it was so hyper realistic it was just only one like they stopped for some reason they they stopped with the other one why does spongebob have just mammoth sized hips just the the level of proportions here is ridiculous i don't understand is this someone's fetish does someone really jacked to this oh god this was probably a commission every time i come across this image it becomes more and more deep fried and to be honest when i first saw it it was cringy but now it's grown on me it's just perfect because somebody probably made this with 100 earnest it's definitely someone's fetish on deviantart you know what i'm going to retool that statement i'm certain that this is a fetish on deviantart you can find anything on deviantart you can find pictures of anthropomorphic planes on deviantart you know and i i could confirm that there is you know pokemon pregnancy on the platform but i already have enough mental scars and i don't need any more demons so we're gonna just go to the next post and act like this one doesn't exist okay so we just have a tick tock compilation on youtube that can't be too oh my god oh my god is that paw patrol oh sweet jesus how much of this do i have to censor this is [ __ ] awful what is he covered he's covered he's like okay i'm tired we gotta go something i tried to see what my pizza rolls saw when i put them in the microwave and i think i broke my phone you see i am tired of this i am tired among us sex animation really and my videos get taken down and i have two strikes on my channel but this stuff can stay up oh and if you're wondering that oh maybe this is an older image maybe this has already been taken down no no it hasn't been because look i just searched it up i just found it and it's worse there's more there's more thumbnails it's awful this is terrible all of it is terrible when videos like this exist on the platform when you just encounter it very easily it's hard to feel like you're not singled out come on we've known each other for a little bit you know just a kiss sorry we're just friends babe are you okay you've barely touched your limited edition sonic curry oh god oh it's such a contrast i bet that only tastes like food coloring everyone on here is freaking out about zootopia and furries but as a former movie theater employee i'm here to tell you that there is a fandom that you should be worried about boss baby fans i'm not talking about the kids i'm talking about the 25 to 40 year old white men who came to see this movie alone you thought my video talking about cleaning up 50 shades was bad it was but this was also bad i found loaded adult diapers pacifiers and used napkins i'm talking used napkins that had brown on them or they were crusty how do i know it was them and not like actual babies from previous showings because i cleaned those previous showings and i did theater checks where i saw these men sitting in those spots and because there weren't a lot of people in the theaters i knew who was sitting where if a dude tells you he likes boss baby run who writes this stuff man who who reads this who you know what i don't even know why i'm even asking the question i know that this is for brap fetishists i i definitely know that this is for people who get off to farts and burps and think that this is funny or just attractive i don't who writes this why is there a market oh it's just so great to see so many familiar faces welcome back to this week's meeting we're gonna start with a quick icebreaker everybody go around and tell us what you did over the weekend how about you jessica you can start okay well uh uh i've just sent my boyfriend's mom a text saying horny instead of him while i sat in the living room with his family so yeah i can definitely say my weekend was pretty eventful am i the only one that doesn't find this [ __ ] amusing greet my son with a gun and we will have problems yeah if you're not like a family friend and you didn't tell me that you were gonna do this in front of my son i would never speak to you or let my son enter your house ever again this is just really strange and the poor kid looks uncomfortable too because i'm pumped as you should be well i'm giving you a high five congratulations there it is and we will see you in hollywood california hey what size wap you got i still don't know why you need a coochie napkin when you got me baby oh it's getting worse i never even considered this i guess no wait no i don't want to think about how vampires can technically drink period blood that is uh what the oh god imagine falling in love with someone just to find out that they watch netflix with subtitles i am convinced people who don't like subtitles can't read fast that is so true there's so many people who just won't go out of their way to watch foreign films because you know they have to be subtitled most foreign films don't have dubs and they say it's frustrating to read the screen no it's not you're already watching the movie it's not that hard now personally the only issue i have with subtitles is that you have to stay focused as soon as you look away from the screen you're losing context scammer made over five hundred thousand dollars selling 5g repellent lotion online i know a lot of people are gonna be upset with me when i say this i'm gonna just go ahead and make the point that scamming is bad but if you're dumb enough to pay someone for 5g repellent lotion i don't think anybody should be sympathetic for you you really believed that and spent money on that and that scammer saw you know a market and took your money you're just dumb good morning um i was wondering do you want to have matching anime profile pictures with me on discord you will poggers and i was also wondering do you maybe want to play league of legends with me yay i'll play you me support for you big dick energy is understanding that sometimes your girl needs some new dick but she still loves you also big dick energy is giving your girl all your social media passwords and respecting her privacy at the same time no this sounds like you just want a license to cheat on your boyfriend and go through his phone and when he asks to go through your phone you don't want him to because he'll find out that you're cheating on him that's not big dick energy at all that just sounds like insecurity and horrendous toxicity netflix will feature less smoking and original content after stranger things season 3 criticism oh thank god netflix has a show where they showed a girl literally killing herself in a bathtub and then another kid getting sodomized by a broom handle but smoking that's just too [ __ ] far oh my god there is nothing better than seeing people battling cancer and living their life to its fullest sir i don't have cancer delete please and thank you oh man that's terrible i mean to be honest you would have had me fooled i i typically girls aren't bald so like really bold uh but hey i mean thanks for letting us know the poor guy he has he had the right intentions but we all have our slip ups you feel me he's gonna remember this for the rest of his life i keep cursing in ice cream flavors and my mom has told me to stop update i still haven't stopped how do you curse in ice cream flavors what the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk i'll kick your rocky road and then punch the ever loving strawberry cheese kick out of you holy welcome to far fetch we have our ambush zip tie bracelet starting price 588 it's literally plastic it's it's plastic it's a zip tie bracelet and i know how zip ties work do you just put it on and then can't take it off is it adjustable i even if it is adjustable we'll give it that because it has to be reworn at some point you can't keep plastic on your body it still isn't worth 588 dollars i swear people would rather buy a 588 dollar piece of plastic literally a zip tie before trying to develop their own personality i'm pretty sure the type of person who would buy something like this would go out of their way to show everybody it right it definitely gives off that feeling it's definitely something that you would use to supplement for a personality so i'm finally getting back on my neighbor care and i left through the snow saying dear karen this is revenge and hope you're hungry and i filled her car with potatoes let's sneak up on her and see how she likes a little present decided to drive to starbucks with my hood on oh so like a hood oh not a hoodie yep we just wear degenerate fetish gear to starbucks you know when people are trying to eat food and maybe do work i swear there should be some sort of vagrancy fine for these people if you are wearing degenerate fetish gear outside in the public you should be fined i don't know it has to be something that will definitely prevent you from doing this so like a hundred dollars and above we need to discourage this [ __ ] it's weird we've been like doing snowball fights sledding all day yes yes we got like a couple inches where i live we got snow here too and i like tried to make a snow angel but i don't think there are any obese angels you know what what are you talking about madison oh just you know because i'm i'm so fat you know i mean not to be rude but what do you expect us to say to that oh nothing i'm just saying it because it's true like you don't have to agree or disagree if you wanted to disagree i think um we should just move on so wha what the [ __ ] why is there a compilation of sonic characters with the tastiest feet i just said that i've never said that in my entire life and i just said that for the first time i've lived on this planet for a pretty long time that's the first time i ever said that sentence you wanna know why because it's [ __ ] strange reason one million on why the internet shouldn't exist and humanity would be better off without it femboy garfield i swear this [ __ ] is becoming past a phenomenon every single male character i grew up with in my childhood has a femme boy version of itself this [ __ ] is past degenerate it's just perverse like god damn when are y'all gonna stop apple is gryffindor google is ravenclaw amazon is hufflepuff facebook is slytherin keep in mind and everything in tech will make sense for the love of [ __ ] read a new book what's everybody it's your boy aileros aka panda daddy now hope you enjoyed today's video and if you did let me know in the comments down below and leave a like if you liked the video and if you're new to my channel go ahead and subscribe fam what you doing watching videos and not subscribing if you're old make sure you hit that bell so you get these notifications every time three days till 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Channel: Ailurus
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Keywords: Ailurus, Ailurus Reddit, Reddit stories, Reddit posts, Reddit reading, r/CringeTopia, Cringe compilation, Red panda, Red panda cute, Furry, CringeTopia, r/Fatlogic, Ailurus fatlogic, Best reddit posts, Reddit TTS, Sales, Online work, money, MLM, Soothouse
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Length: 18min 26sec (1106 seconds)
Published: Wed Feb 17 2021
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