*wears AirPods Max once*

ah perfection see what's going on here tesla stocks are up shocking probably because i bought one why is this you heard it here first with airpods max out you better take them broke ass pros out your ear these aren't broke these were 250 that's like 250 mcchickens yeah i'm talking to you trevor it's probably talking about different trevor there's broke trippers everywhere wallace wallace the guy staring at the screen wearing that denim jacket over a turtleneck hey this is from tj maxx [ __ ] who are you the rock so you're saying i'm buff and i'm also the highest paid actor yeah tell me something i don't know maybe if you stop buying dumb ass jackets you could afford a pair airpods max if it ain't over the ear we're leaving you in last year i mean why wouldn't you buy these things they're made out of your childhood slingshot in the back of an office depot chair i feel like i'm daft punk meanwhile you're in the crowd overdraft punk hell ga [ __ ] look at this back support for my head you don't think that's actually like the back of a chair do you airpods on wires yawn dad gone yeah well no he's just like at the store but it's ralph's not whole foods my father is broke can't relate i don't believe in cancer culture well unless the culture is noise in that case canceled hey there kitty cat cats are like androids you don't really need them oh [ __ ] transparency mode or as i call it oh you were talking to me noise cancellation for your biggest inconveniences leaf blowers babies in the irs open up this is the there we've been irs you airbnb to airbnb sure they look like a last-second white elephant gift you get from urban outfitters but it's called being retro just like your kia soul tyler what is that [ __ ] hamsters can drive i can't even drive is the sound quality better than the pros let me ask you this has apple changed their front camera in the past 10 years you can't change perfection kind of looks like you're wearing a mouse under here we have mice oh poor like is this the same let me try no these are way better these are like pier one imports and if you ever want to pair for yourself i haven't got your name engraved on it broke af because you are i feel like a pilot in these damn things one way ticket to houston flex is i get it not everybody got a stimulus check and that's fine but maybe you should just stop being so poor oh you can't handle the truth ridiculous somebody hasn't been listening to tony robbins lately because i have a lot of times i don't even listen to songs in these i just listen to the sweet sound of my bank account current balance is negative five hundred thirty seven dollars and eight cents next song next song next song please i think it's a low battery sweet if this is made out of office chair and people sit in office chairs i can sit on these i can i can sit i'm gonna sit on them should i not no no it's a prop for the video and they're very expensive is this an airpod max over here are some of my favorite antique pieces we have my personal favorite right here the wired headphones from 2017 bb before bluetooth an era i wish i wasn't a part of that was just me cutting the wire not my head it's missing something perfect what is this oh it's a drink coaster yeah so what they look like earmuffs coincidentally ibn your girl's muff vagina hello candice hey yeah we still on for tonight oh you have to cancel again yeah no that's fine i um i actually was about to cancel on you i get girls that was a telemarketer okay look there's there's a bra on the floor right there that's the case for your headphones that was the case for last night no no no no no yeah sure it looks like something you'd wear to gun range but the only thing i'm firing off is this sex playlist alexa play my sex playlist call my x-player no no no no no no no no no trevor where's all the naked women what there was a bunch of naked women that were complimenting me because but but i couldn't hear them because the noise canceling headphones where where are my noise-canceling headphones no you just passed out after i told you the price there pods max how much are they 550 they're 550 [Music] kitty i know you're in there i have a peace offering for you it's a chew toy okay i'm just gonna leave it here

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 2,593,100

Rating: 4.9616508 out of 5

Keywords: trevor wallace, trevor walace, travis wallace, monster, airpods, airpods max, airpod, airpods max pro, unbox, marques brown, marques, mkbhd

Id: GBQzj2yVDqY

Length: 5min 21sec (321 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 19 2021