r/Memes | finally some peace and quiet

you're a toy chilling in a toy store some guy comes in to buy you he's a popular youtuber he has a hydraulic press channel uh-oh [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk what's poppin it's me robin god i hate it today we're gonna be taking a look at our slash memes you know the vanilla sub but before we get into today's fresh batch of memes we've got an announcement that's been in the making for quite some time now and one that i'm sure you have been looking forward to that's right my friends mk finally has merch and not just any merch we've got this gorgeous poster available only in limited quantities they're available now so make sure you head on over to mkshop.com or the link down in the description below to get yours pre-ordered today and without any further ado let's get to the meme shall we humans we use lanterns to see in the dark cats we have special eyes to see in the dark bats 12 year old kids helping 27 year old women over breakups in our slash advice love this website bothers be like how old are you son 17 why at your age i was 20. huh airport prices be like 11.99 i'd pay three dollars for that okay fine i'd pay two disney animator in the 70s none of you get this but wait 50 years i'm sure they saw the future when they invented furries over at disney they knew exactly what was gonna happen around 2021 when the annoying kid running around the restaurant finally hits the table and starts crying oh yeah that's the type of crying we like to hear me how peter greetings peter hola peter bonjour peter hello peter oh god upside down hello peter go nichibot peter kuhn namaste peter oh my god i can't read come on leave me alone bank ad it's all about trust also bank oh my god it's the truth i never thought about it before but it's the truth me who studied in a private school will you please listen i'm not a billionaire everyone he is a billionaire screw it which do go do you like the most well i don't like you because you tried to use the word doggo but yeah it's gonna be bolt for me are you team horny or team bonk who the [ __ ] starts a conversation like that i just woke up being a member of team bonkers that not safe for work reddit account uh what the [ __ ] look when it comes to this particular trend i'm definitely not in the know so i'll be just as confused as i'm sure at least a couple of you bots on other site i want something thick and long get out you [ __ ] bot bots on reddit i'm a bot and this action was performed automatically good bod okay i don't know if oowoo was a face or a sound and at this point i'm too afraid to ask i'd say it's a sound i don't know anybody that can make that actual face it's more of an anime thing than anything else right why bonk or be horny when you can eat garlic bread be cool join team garlic bread eaters today and reject war you know i'm with this guy samsung launches another foldable phone phone case manufacturers they don't give a sh dude they making bank gas liquid solid plasma bose einstein condensate what cat when you die in an online game and don't scream racial slurs at the guy who killed you ah now that's some big balls energy my cat on the counter i don't fear you me with a spray bottle you will oh you will people who call it the x button people who call it the cross [Laughter] i still can't believe they're trying to tell us it was called the cross get out of here dude pick two to protect you the rest are coming to destroy you all right i want obi-wan and shrek i think we can take mace windu i know we can kill spongebob i think the only one to really worry about is gonna be that cat parents so did you clean the dishes while we were gone me no yes what dishes oh you're screwed buddy marrying a doctor for the income marrying a doctor so you don't have to go to the hospital for your stupid health questions i so envy folks that are married to doctors that's got to be the life i'm feeling a little crummy can you give me a checkup if you weigh 99 kilos and eat one kilo of nachos then you're one percent nacho wong will be back next week with more disturbing facts how's that disturbing i want to be one percent nachos that's sick i just heard they're releasing a 10th fast and furious movie oh yeah what's it called fast 10 your seat belts kill him kill him now yep screw that [ __ ] man oh it's awful it's so delayed and stupid i beat the game there's nothing left to do exploring 100 completion speed running modding beating it on the hardest difficulty messing around yo this is me with psychonauts 2 right now will you press the button you get 10 million dollars but you have to give 90 of it to your girlfriend me after realizing i can get a million dollars and a girlfriend there's a video in my recommended it has 29 million views it's 46 seconds long 11 years ago the golden age hey mom can i no hey dad can i ask your mom hey grandma can i here here's my credit card number my dress my watch my wallet my glasses literally take everything from me 2004 fans hello peter 2021 fans i don't even know who you are cool we don't give a [ __ ] why is it sinking into the wall you got quicksand for your wall i don't people are weird man three rules for trolling rule number one find an unsuspecting idiot rule number two set up the idiot's expectations and the final most important rule realize that it's not 2007 anymore bro iphone 12 owners buying the iphone 13 it you do what you want i don't give a crap why should i give a crap pick two to protect you the rest are coming to destroy you the only one i need to protect me is the rabbit that's it these figures ain't got a chance against the rabbit okay teenage boys jenna's so hot jenna uh jenna are you okay a white man with long hair exists reddit i diagnose you with jesus [Laughter] if you don't see anything wrong with this then you're probably a serial killer man the patent for the toilet paper roll even shows you the correct way to have it i'm sorry i'm the kindest man alive i'm a german child oh you're no you son of a [ __ ] her he's probably thinking about other girls him if the universe is 13 billion years old but the observable universe is 46 billion light years apart then how did the light travel so far in such a small amount of time hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i don't come to r slash memes to think about stuff you stop that china limits online video games to three hours a week for young people me finally being able to play online without getting killed in games by this guy wow what a dystopian nightmare can you imagine coming home from school on friday and then realizing oh oopsy poopsie i already got my government allotted video game time this week all used up tell me what country you live in without telling me what country you live in yeah can someone make a 10 hour version of this song i'm tired of pressing the replay button loop video hell man i also remember there was a comment trend that went around back in like 2013 where someone would just time stamp the beginning of the video so you could just click that too people on social media who don't post anything i am the watcher asking the important questions like who asked friend memes can't get an anime me oh don't don't don't for a second give any one of those mofos an idea they will do it they will make this and we will all be so mad i play minecraft i play all the high graphics games whatever the [ __ ] that means apex legend call of duty assassin's creed overwatch fortnite etc but do you play minecraft um no let's play minecraft together both of these people are annoying among us among among a monkey oh no no english words and with mt dreamt uh exempt how to enjoy mumble rap oh maybe by not listening to it let people like what they like you nerd this man is clearly fighting for his life yeah he gonna be afterwards too once he catches them floor germs man netflix hey so we have the show you were looking for it has two seasons so i can watch season one and two right right i'm going to say the gamer word oh for the love of god what's the gamer word oh a video of some teens by the pool i sure hope nothing strange happens this is actually an incredibly wholesome music video everyone i encourage you to go hunt it down her he's probably thinking about other women he jesus if someone owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth i don't believe so no your favorite song's on the radio it's a remix i've never heard a remix on the radio i know that there are stations that do it but i've never heard them when you see a gif of a girl slowly removing her top and the titties actually pop out and it's not a rick roll finally or you could just google boobies like everybody else does robot killed by self-driving car begun the robot wars have me naming myself this to scare other players the chinese guy wondering why my name is sexy chameleon bulb [Laughter] you only wonder that for a couple of seconds and then you make up some excuses the perfect sequel doesn't exist sometimes my genius it generates gravity my genius is so large that it now has its own atmosphere isn't this guy a dick guess the country by looking at one image well if i had to guess sexy town what time do you wake up 5 a.m 7 00 a.m 6 a.m i am a useless member of society me who works the overnight shift me breathes louder by .001 decibels microsoft teams wouldn't that make you wanting to speak the government work from home spider-man don't mind if i do remember the spy kid this is him now feel old yet i do love that comparison i also love thinking of him as the spy kid also fun fact for all you kids out there that guy is married to meghan trainor this the spy kids kid not doc hawk you know what i'm talking about mofos be like i grew up on the streets the streets yeah those streets were pretty crazy dude okay when being on the cover of nirvana's album traumatized you so much as a child that you recreated the scene multiple times before deciding to finally sue the band well he stopped getting money dude he's gotta find another way to make a paycheck off of being a naked baby wanting to lose weight because i'm fat decide to join the gym everyone's supportive and encouraging instead of making fun of me ah how the real world usually actually works teacher the test isn't that confusing the test the 20 the 200 million the 200 000 that have died under this watch how many of those have survived dads when you ask them to do some task during the other days okay dad's on sunday morning after finishing dozens of tasks no one asked them to do just let them do their thing 23 year old me i don't think he'll recognize me it's been a while my primary school teacher at the market hello peter you think they're gonna forget you i actually have had several teachers forget me because i am forgettable i guess i remember every single one of them another day of thanking god for giving me parents that respect my privacy if your parents don't respect your privacy they're [ __ ] that's it that's all there is to it they're [ __ ] kids will understand how good this guy was hey they better understand how good this guy was me when one more person makes a stereotype america meme i just want to talk with him hey wait a minute no one asian parents before buying you new shoes do all parents not do this i know mine did when i was younger lose your virginity but your pet will die your pet will never die or get sick anyone with at least half a brain cell okay mom don't let the kid watch that movie while i'm away it's too violent dad sure wink i love you just the way you are oh yeah you find a good video editor and spend four hours of your life making a video on it it doesn't tell you the final export has a giant watermark so you work very hard for nothing what where am i dude just go get davinci resolve man you'll thank me later every girl's weakness round sunglasses curly hair long coat damn smile hello peter hey vader dad doing some weird stuff me and my siblings copying him to piss him off previously on whoa me who's been watching the show for 10 hours straight this is worthless thank god somebody else complained about it i thought i was alone in this do you guys remember that super cool mk poster i was talking about way at the beginning of the video let's say it a little bit louder one more time for those that have us in another tab now let me just gush for a minute here about this poster i absolutely adore the art style my personal favorite part about it if i may say so is our good boy kermit staring longingly out the window someone please give him a hug oh and i guess my second favorite part would have to be the fact that we here at mk actually commissioned nasa to add a new constellation to the night sky do you see that right there only we can get away with doing that now if you guys really love this one you can certainly expect more merch from us in the future but for now make sure to get yours pre-ordered today while you still can the clock is ticking hurry anyway we've come to the end of today's video ladies and gents before we get going though let's take a look at today's fan art huh the mk dragon 2.0 okay hey i love it i absolutely adore this come on the mk dragon 2.0 always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed today's video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description down below and until next time we'll catch you later [Music]

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Views: 983,532

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Length: 14min 12sec (852 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 15 2021