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average conversation with me and my mom oh dear demon operating in you well a demon's not operating in me I don't care about your religion My Religion cares about you it will never leave you God is everywhere yeah religion really doesn't care about her but okay that's why I don't like you you care about your religion more than anything you love me and I love you God loves you too to the point you don't even want me to oh to be myself stop being manipulative everything I do is wrong and you have to yell at me for simply speaking in a way that you don't like I cover you in the blood of Jesus it sets you free now what is with the weird LARPing that these Christian moms will go into Sometimes I cover you in the blood of Jesus where did you get all that blood of Jesus mom art I was proud of you should be working right now why aren't you working I've already finished my homework I wanted to draw since everything is done no you are not done uh okay I don't know what that even means what do you mean no I'm not but what does that mean you freak I came home from work after a long day of dealing with idiots and went straight into the shower I got this message while I was in the shower where are you you and your bad day leave me the heck alone and never talk to me again you're just miserable and ungrateful You Wish You Were Me hell I wish I were me and I am me yeah who do you think you are I am sending her daughter away to a church for a year because she wants a college education we raised our daughter to be modest and obedient but she's been rebelling lately man modest and obedient that sure is really gross language I've posted here before because she's been begging us to let her go to college she's a senior in high school the problem is that she's going to be her class valedictorian and has really high test scores and is being pursued by colleges it is making her very Vain and willful she's talking about wasting her life as a housewife and that kind of like what huh our preacher has a friend from Seminary who's planting a church planting a church in the mountains in East Tennessee with his wife and their large and growing family it is very poor and very remote and they are traditional strictly following the Church of the Nazarene no makeup no dancing modest clothes for the women we told our daughter she has to do a year of service After High School and then now now goth and again I'm sorry to the editor about all the naughty words I really really am but that's what happens when you give me the Angy subreddits she called me six times two my phone was in my bag are you up please let me know at the gaming Club not looking at my phone probably won't be for at least a couple more hours whatever just worried about you you had me scared sue me for caring so much are you working tonight hello are you working or not I don't know why you're yelling at me I literally told you I wasn't gonna have my phone on me and I appreciate you checking in and being worried I never said I was mad at you also no I'm off tonight chill out okay y'all I had a mommy moment oh yikes about a month ago and smashed my son's Xbox love me or hate me for it the question is did anyone have one they're willing to sell hindsight being 20 20 and all now I feel bad hmm I'll sell you one but I'm selling you triple the current going rate for one on the market stepdad 65 rage texting after I 42 try and set some boundaries oh my God please stop sending me this stuff oh okay go to sleep you don't know liberal I want nothing to do with you get it end of conversation maybe you will grow up you can't even have a conversation one-minded you're right I'm wrong you know they have a great relationship with their dad when he's in there under his freaking name I'm nearly 40 years old I got arrested on a petty misdemeanor three years ago it's gone from my record oh and I still get this it was reported to me that you were spotted going east on I-20 about 11 30 a.m where are you off to oh am I still 16 You Are Not Invisible and I care about you this is how you get blocked mom then don't call me when you get arrested okay a parent in my daughter's Public School District I need to know what others think about a kindergarten teacher telling her students that when they all started out years ago they were monkeys is it just me that there is something wrong with it oh that think there is something wrong with this as if that made it better evolution is something they teach in school well in my opinion they shouldn't thank goodness no one asked for your opinion myself I believe God created me and I didn't come from a monkey I think the parent should have the right to choose for their children and not the teachers homeschool them then I've been at college for one day he dropped me off yesterday it's orientation week I'm in orientation stuff right now I can't call I hear what you're saying but I reject the idea that you haven't had five minutes to reach out the way I will handle this is to match your responsiveness to me when you need something from me going forward off to a not great start dad I got up showered went to breakfast and then this however responsive you are to me is how responsive I will be to you I have no more to say on this subject then I guess we're done freaking talking psycho getting tracked at 20. I don't know what you're doing with your life 360. it feels super dishonest I don't know it's probably because my phone's on low data and battery saving mode are you there yet yeah I'm in the theater it started at 9 30 so the previews ended show me a picture of the movie screen I want your movie ticket nothing you're saying makes sense if you don't have a movie ticket then I want to pick picture of you in the movie theater Lobby how's the movie kiss my ass that's how it is I need advice all moms on my timeline my daughter's three and a half school is nine to one two two tion or two issue what are you tutoring what is that supposed to say tuition 4 P.M to 6 p.m dance class 6 15 to 7 reach home by 7 30 eat food and sleep by nine am I overburdening her yeah she's three and a half you freak I don't get why she's so mad I let my kids sleep on the recliner or couch sometimes this is how these two sleep why is she out of school she's not that was last night my lights are just bright oh but it's funny he sleeps with her all night hopefully in a bed usually she keeps sneaking out and getting in the recliner I don't know why you need to get control of these kids chill the hell out mom left a four-year-old to watch the baby alright so I need to vent I bet you do me and my BD left our daughter four to watch our son nine months we ran around and the corner to the store but we left a camera in the room to watch her lo and behold she slams my son twice Yanks him up and hits him more than once when I tell you I lit that ass up I don't think she'll ever put hands on him again this isn't the first time either and when I asked her why she responds because I felt like it so Yup she's on punishment for the next three days she's already been on the punishment for two weeks now I'm livid as hell he's so fragile and blah blah blah blah what in the world is four years old exactly what is wrong with you I took my clothes off while I was in the shower and after I came out I saw that my father had gone into my room and taken a picture of my panties and sent it to my mother without my consent I'm 20. I can clean up after myself I did it immediately as I stepped out of the shower what the hell what is this I was taking a shower and thought I was alone can I not make a mess in my room alone and then clean it up why did dad take a picture of my underwear that's in my room while I'm showering that's much more disturbing I don't care if your dad is Disturbed I care for you handling your stuff okay so I come home I think I'm alone I take my clothes off so that I can take a shower my dad goes into my room and takes a picture of my panties with my pad on it and sends it to you without my consent I put my clothes away once I get out of the shower and somehow I'm the one that's in the wrong yo your parents are freaking weird dude texting my dad about a previously organized visit with my nine week old baby we agreed yesterday that he would come up around lunchtime how dare I suggest a time for him to arrive hey what's your plans for coming up around 11 work for you forget it if it's such a disturbance to come see harv I'll just wait until it suits you to come visit it's been every time I'm confused I asked if you want to come up for 11. well don't just text then Harvey is asleep on me what's the problem I can't text you to make plans now your dad seems like a little you always apply pressure on exact time I will not conduct a conversation via text okay I don't have the capacity to deal with whatever this mood is so let's try again next week instead talk to you later asshat help I can't believe my son's friend fed him Indian food without calling me first uh his question inappropriate food my son Chris is nine a few weeks ago we decided to open our bubble to include the family of Neil Chris's best friend both of Neil's parents are doctors so this seemed like a safe decision okay both parents were born and raised in India we let Chris have dinner at their place the other night uh both boys are having a great time together when we came to pricka prick up why can't I speak when we came to pick up Chris Neil's mom recounted to me how much chicken curry and lentils and vegetables Chris ate I couldn't believe that they served my son's spicy curries without even calling me whatever you all need to be outraged don't you insane mom called the police because I didn't feel like talking to my mom for two days uh it was but it's better now it wasn't nearly as bad oh good hey called you yesterday didn't hear from you just checking on checking to make sure you're okay let me know if you ever do that again I will block you I fell asleep he called me 31 times prior to this Jesus Christ answered the dang phone deposited a new message nah never have that phone on silent when you're home and turn the volume to the highest is this understood goth if you're not invading your child's privacy you're negligent I go through my 14 year old's phone regularly I have passwords to everything or she can't have it we own it we pay for the service and we decide what she can or can't do on it that's what active parenting looks like in 2021 parents who aren't doing this are negligent I said what I said oh the little fake mic drop they think they had something so cute by the time we got to the hashtag you're a psycho my mom after I told her I'd been in the hospital with viral myocarditis and could have died Cheyenne I can't get into that account I told you I was resetting my phone and I can't go back into the that account okay whatever that means I changed my number all that remember anyways you're right nah ain't even worth it anymore good luck and goodbye my mental health also matters we could all die at some now shut up can you imagine saying that to someone sorry I've been in the hospital with a debilitating illness oh so what we could all get it just wanted a rainbow mom's friend is also working on my shirt for the concert my favorite AJR lyric wanted to make my own you're vibrating out my frequency my favorite color is you why the lgbtq plus whatever that is theme none just wanted a color wheel for it I saw a design like this on Redbubble with the wheel but the font was crappy looks rainbow Mafia to me but you do you oh yeah you're a freaking pleasure to talk to clearly parents let's talk about text time how do you get your kids to read less they're wanting to read like six plus hours a day and I feel like they should only be reading at most one hour a day wow all this reading is bad for their brain and I eyes it's going to kill their mental health they never want to do anything else all they do is read fantasy story driven real life Etc they aren't learning anything by reading this much it's addicting damn they're starting to regress to the point where reading books and stories and fiction of any kind is bad Jesus I'm 22 years old living on my own with my husband and my dad still tries to control what I do I saw something on Facebook that you liked it bothers me that you liked it what is it something post about being unbaptized why did you like that well I didn't realize I did must have been trying to click on something else do you agree with the post no if you do be mature enough to say you do don't tell me you don't just because you know that's what I want to hear no I don't agree with it okay good can you go back and unlike it why did you why did you succumb to it I really hope that you said yes and then didn't do anything please for the love of God let that be the case here man please my mom likes to accidentally text me and pretend it was meant for someone else I moved out with my my boyfriend six months ago and apparently she thinks it's a phase okay Ada this was uh op before she met Danny I believe that she'll return to herself like how we raised her it's only a stage Rebellion stage yeah okay you keep thinking that Mom my mom keeps telling people she's pregnant I've told her how weird it sounds she just says oh they know what I mean she was at her doctor's appointment yesterday and told her doctor she's pregnant I said and did your doctor ask for an ultrasound just to be sarcastic she said oh no she knows I met my daughter what sometimes she even says we're pregnant we're having a baby to her friends meaning the three of us her myself and my husband I find this really weird no that's that's not normal your mom needs some help a fart man oh good God what is this other mommies out there I need advice so basically what I've been doing in the house over the past few months is implementing a farting flatulence ban in the main parts of the home I use the spare bathroom for the two kids to go into when they need to fart and clean it every other day if they need to pass gas at the dinner table they have to go down there and if they're in their bedroom they have to go to the downstairs bathroom as well sometimes on occasion I'll FaceTime them oh that is the weirdest freaking thing I have ever heard in my life it's super unhygienic to pass gas close family believe my methods are strange but excuse me for not wanting Airborne fecal matter around they're just oh my God I think this is a little strange everyone farts all the time and it's not unhygienic it's a natural bodily function that you can't control all the time believe me there's way worse things flying through the air than a fart do you even have kids I'm just giving you actual advice because it's ridiculous don't comment if you aren't experienced with being a parent I'm sorry but this story having your children in it doesn't make it about parenting you're weird you're just [ __ ] weird and you need to own that imagine saying this about your infant daughter oh no Rudy giuliani's son Andrew said this about his four-month-old baby so I have changed the diapers I've looked under the hood she's a woman I'm gonna be the last guy in a long time that looks under the hood right there that's one of the grossest freaking things I've ever heard why are people so creepy now I'm a turkey because I don't want to download an app so my mom can track me called you a turkey that's messed up let's see no Life360 yes I'm not downloading an app so you can track me 24 7. I'm 27 not 12. I'm not trying to track you I'm just putting your name on my list don't get your feathered Ruffles okay turkey relax damn what the hell's up with the turkey name Colin we don't need none of that went to visit my boyfriend for the weekend and my mom decided to text me this while I was sleeping I'm an adult by the way get home now I don't know if this guy did something to you I've been I've been texting me all along what is going on you've been texting I trust do you like nil right now grow up when if there's something wrong with you have the big call me now boy you are really scaring me gab Fool's contact home please call home whoa okay Jesus mind your business text or call where are you hello what is going on with you are you okay we are worried here how about you it's 11 30 and we haven't heard from you are you okay with some guy I don't know call us and let us know what's going on I'm calling Grandma shortly you said you we're coming home in am are you okay what is going on what is the deal here this is ridiculous you have dropped off the grid I'm giving you a little longer oh yeah call the police that's yeah cool this is freaking ridiculous you're right it is it is freaking ridiculous shut up natural Christian Mama's Community please keep your personal opinions on this to yourself if you disagree does anyone have any recommendations for books or homeschool resources on Flat Earth I love people that say that please keep your opinions to yourself if it's different from my opinion nah dude you are openly inviting the world to flood in and tell you you're dumb the Earth ain't flat Mama I'm working on making a flat earth science curriculum there's an Etsy resource that I'm using this year wow I love it when my mom tells me my father is going to physically abuse me Daddy next time he sees you okay cool I guess I'm never seeing dad again texts from my mother who used to scream at us and slap us all the time throughout our entire childhood glad she was able to move past all that and forget it though have you seen any of this Johnny Depp trial that she married was so abusive she smacked the crap out of him on a regular basis nice plus she's embarrassed me countlessly about my sex life in front of my family I'm 16. also I'm just gonna say this now I don't ever want to talk about that kind of stuff with you it makes me really uncomfortable seriously yeah well I'm your mom and you will talk to me about it it's about to change around here I'm done being the friend it's time for me to be the mom oh honey you were never the friend you were always as you put it the mom and that's pretty unfortunate I'm 30 with very low contact and this is what I get please text Paul and ask him to call me what for that's between him and me not to be rude I am not your messenger so no you can call him yourself I don't have him number I'm really trying to be nice I'm really not in the mood hate me or not I am still your mother and well not really and I'm tired of you treating me like crap you'll get you when I die I'm sick know that you don't like my side of the family I could go on oh please do you're just about to convince me I grew up thinking this was normal oh boy my toddler three-year-old sister knocked over my glass of milk spilling it shattering the glass my mother refused to believe she did it insisted I did it and purposefully she grabbed me by my ponytail shoved me down a short set of stairs to the side door and told me to get out locking the door behind me I was 13 it was November 17th and snowing I was wearing a light long-sleeved top and light sweatpants no shoes no jacket I curled up under a harp in the small shed and tried to stay warm my nine-year-old sister found me in the morning and let me inside my mother acted as though nothing had happened as if this was perfectly okay these the I I need a vacation from this stuff I just my dad only contacted me when he wants something this is what he messaged me out of the blue with while I was crying at work what's your social security number why don't ask me why just give it to me it's my Social Security it's sacred I have a right to know sorry you lose what I'm sorry you don't trust me don't ask me for anything anymore but I just wanted to know what you wanted don't start with me please some things you just don't ask yeah like asking for your daughter's social security number and I've got a sneaky suspicion I got a sneaky suspicion dad was trying to open up a credit card or something like that and his wasn't gonna cut it mother kidnaps her legally emancipated son indictment boy forcibly taken to Missouri boarding school is she and I could face up to five years in prison could this was back in August I hope it was Purity culture needs to die already this was my dad's response to my mother trying to ask for my purity ring back since I live with my fiance outside of marriage this doesn't sit right with me hi we're trying not to be ugly about the ring but the meaning of it wasn't honored I had the hope of walking you down the aisle and giving you pure to your that is now yikes that is so freaking gross I've said it before that this whole dad protective daughter thing needs to stop because it's really creepy and very gross this has taken it to a whole new level I wanted to give you pure to your husband look your children's virginity at a certain point especially when they're engaged is none of your business and when you care this much about it at this point you are [ __ ] weird you can still walk me down the aisle I have my own thoughts and opinions about tying A Woman's Worth to her Purity but I digress your views are your views and I'm sorry if I disappointed y'all uh shouldn't be sorry at all you have nothing to be sorry for they're freaking creepy my dad thinking the way to getting money is insulting me I'm working so stop texting me stop saying no help your dad I do it for you why do I doubt that just lend me it then don't be a selfish is that supposed to be Psycho like your mom help me you [ __ ] you're being uh okay this is a bunch of British stuff what in the world you wanted golf how low will you go what do you huh what is that English if your mother-in-law set up an old dummy she had to look like her recently deceased husband your father-in-law in her living room would you still take your small children to her house Baptist Pentecostal background she speaks to it as her husband too that's something I don't even want to touch man I mean I don't want to touch any of this but that one's different I turned off my location services for my own privacy my dad citing say safety reasons turned off my wireless data until I shared my location hey I see that you're not wearing a helmet when you ride your bike so until you wear it I'm going to take away your brakes you coming down all your services will be shut down in five minutes if you do not turn on location services this is your last warning are you there please call me would you please call me your data should be back on you talking to me yet you better start talking to me Dad shut the [ __ ] up Mom after I said I was cleaning my depression room this is the before pick you are better than that that's why I'm cleaning please stop letting that happen I have never in my life lived like that no wonder you're depressed well okay you got it backwards though also I love parents from the previous generation I mean of course they're from the previous generations you know what I mean parents that were told by their parents that depression and mental issues aren't real while simultaneously watching movies that summed up mental health with oh if you're depressed we need to send you to a hospital where they'll cut out some of your brain I mean good God it really messed up that poor poor generation mom thought it was okay to open my packages and then get mad about what I 17 buy with my own money did you order some strange dog hoodies yeah one of them's for a friend is your friend gay I'm so concerned right now yeah she is who is it for and what does let's get this bread mean it's like let's do this it's slang is it a federal crime to open up someone else's packages I mean I I can imagine not because it's not necessarily A postally sent item I don't know why I set up a postally sent item dude I'm so angry I can't talk straight who is your friend and how much did you spend on these they're the worst quality I've ever seen please do not order things like this again in your life okay sorry they were like 25 bucks each yeah you can't wear this Elena's paying me back for hers I love that so gross shut up mom Twitter user finds their dad's been using a tracker to track them after they had moved out of their abusive household my father seriously tried to follow me after I moved out by secretly taping a Tracker in a compartment in my car what a psychopath stop putting your children in off-brand Walmart clothes it's tacky start shopping name brand me my husband and kids all shop name brand we've been living Nike and Gucci and Cabana my baby's wearing whatever the hell I think is cute I don't care if it's from Family Dollar or Nike I wonder why the Kid Likes traveling more than his than his dad than spending time with his mother my son at 16 bedtime is nine he has no phone no internet access without a parent sitting in the room then it's limited to an hour max there are parental passcodes on the TVs and he can only watch certain programs we also homeschool and he was able to travel with his dad for a couple months at a time he's been to almost every state in our country at least once yeah I can't imagine why that kid would want to spend more time with Dad my mother just poured bleach into the vents because she saw it on Tick Tock learn to read the label warning Tick Tock is not a knowledgeable base nor do they offer medical advice that you can trust I'm sorry Caleb we have to live together so please let's get along I can't argue anymore yeah of course you can of course you can it's weird when the kids actually become smart and they can call out your [ __ ] suddenly you just you can't argue with them yeah you can't argue with them anymore let's see I love you come home okay I'm trying to learn how to take care of you okay can you not read Bleach is toxic to breathe in and you've literally just poured it into our air circulation my lungs are already bad enough as it is and I'm not letting it hurt Ariel Ariel huh anyway yeah who the hell God I'm so sick of the consent Trend I show my kids on social media because I want to and that's no one else's business sorry the moment you start posting things like that on social media it's everybody's freaking business because you made it everybody's business this totally happened when I grow up I want to be a trucker to save our country bless her heart right it's finally done Biden is our 46th president by the way you're welcome glad you felt the need to show how immature you are you texted me the same thing four years ago oh I bet she didn't respond to that at all yeah and I do have a funny feeling it's Mom you texted there once a month from my dad you dying before me will be a gift bad times are coming your way you just don't know it yet as for me I'm going to London and blah blah blah for two weeks hope you die before I get back okay that's not your dad no I understand why you think it is but no this is not a family member they're no longer related to you in any way no I'm serious blood too they're not blood related anymore at all they may think they are you might still think they are but this is just some random freaky stranger who deserves literally zero time going forward for any reason at all for Christmas I want a dragon a be realistic parents that treat me like a human well what color do you want your dragon to be my family OMG you never sit and talk with us we don't know anything about you me shares interests my family you must be so embarrassed you idiot you buffoon you like what what in the world am I looking at okay hold on this is what happens when you don't listen at our house she thinks we burned her new shoes that hook to her iPod and play music do those even exist what I don't I hope not what the hell maybe I should tell my parents about how stressed I feel hey I've been feeling kind of stressed you have it so easy wait until you get a job never again all right oh yeah yeah your stress isn't real because your parents are better than you you're not a person my mom trying to justify her almost punching me in front of my children you threatened me and I'm still willing to allow you to be in the boy's lives you threatened me you said you wouldn't let me see the boys again no I did not you raised a fist to me and Jaden saw you you weren't afraid you knew I would never hurt you that's right if you ever hit me report me to the authorities vindictively threaten harm to me in front of my kids then I won't allow you around them I was angry and people raised their fists when they're angry not adults I don't have time for this drama talk to you tomorrow know the you won't you don't get to do this what is wrong with the god I need to go scream into a pillow at the other end of the room just hold on give me one second just one minute you know I gotta do that more often that's a really effective form of therapy okay sorry my mom texts me and all my siblings every Sunday to tell us to go to church the youngest one of us is 19 years old and we all live hours away from her now I had to do it to her I have no Greater Joy than to hear my children Walk In Truth guys anybody up okay I about to start sending the negative verses about children who don't follow God I'm getting ready let's play eight ball mom seriously stop your emotional manipulation it's [ __ ] gross no not not you not you your mom because that's weird I love how nonsense her little threat is okay I'm gonna send the naughty Bible verses I'm gonna do it somehow someone found a threat even less effective than I'm gonna count to three my Mom calling me lazy then taking my computer and turning the internet off me who now has three weeks worth of homework and now have to do it with my phone and limited data I do love that you are required to have internet in a lot of facets of your life these days days school being right up near the top of the list and parents taking it away and then they're gonna get mad at you because your grades fell because they took away your number one resource for getting your freaking work done their faces say it all dad creates App that locks kids phones until they message their parents back yeah that's really cool that's not gonna make your son dislike you and not want to talk to you at all you are not forced to love someone because they are a member of your family family isn't an excuse to be loved unconditionally this is true I think I said it in the last insane Parents video but those who say you can't choose your family are [ __ ] wrong and they're lying am I the [ __ ] for making my children pay for their own portion of our family vacation we've been planning on going on vacation to Cuba for the Christmas holidays for a week it's pretty pricey during the Christmas holidays but that's the only time we can all go we have three children 20 15 and 12 but we are making pay for their own ticket and part of the hotel since we wouldn't be financially stable enough to pay for five plane tickets and such my 12 year old daughter has been complaining that since the other two have jobs and she doesn't that it's not fair however we've decided to wait a minute are you serious no I'm done reading that wait a minute yeah the other two have jobs sure the 15 year old one I would assume isn't really making too much at their job because they're serious restrictions for those under the age of 18 working in the United States if that's where you are I assume yes but the 12 year old out of they supposed to earn the money are they supposed to go out and rake leaves like it's the [ __ ] 60s or something like that do some shoveling seriously what are they actually supposed to do and what if they can't what if they can't freaking pay for it you just gonna leave them the get home alone or something like that dude I'd be pissed at you I would oh that is beyond [ __ ] mean family is still family no matter how they've hurt you uh nope a wrong stupid me a steady income my mom claiming she deserves half because she raised me what you make me laugh even though that was a fake laugh yes of course but still I'm sorry who decided to have the child I did not force you to do that just because you are legally responsible for the child you decided to you know what I actually don't know if she did decide to have the child nonetheless nonetheless we'll admit that nonetheless you don't have a right to your child's income because you raised them I'm sorry that's not how this works mom kept calling me while I was at dinner with Dad who I only get to see once a week at most I'm not gonna reply immediately I'm at dinner with Dad you will reply when you know it's me and you will answer when I call or I will take your phone when you know it's me the person who pays for the phone I don't give a secret dinner with Obama my phone's almost dead so it's not vibrating so I can't know if you message at all you're making me waste more battery which means I won't be able to reply till I get home so I'd prefer if I could say battery I'm so glad that I had or now have a normalish family me five minutes after leaving the house over protective mom you must contact me my alcoholic mom just destroyed my whole setup life is definitely not getting easier depending on how old you are I think you can sue her I mean that is a [ __ ] crime right if I walked in to say Zach's room and destroyed his entire setup I would be culpable for the thousands of dollars it cost mommy blogger refuses daughter's request to stop blogging and posting pics and private stories about her all right I think I've read this before my daughter asked me to stop writing about motherhood here's why I can't do that promising not to write about her anymore would mean shutting down a vital part of myself which isn't necessarily good for me or her yes it is good for her so my plan is to chart a middle course where together we negotiate the boundaries of the stories I write and the images I include this will entail hard conversations and compromises but I prefer the hard work of charting the middle course to giving up all together an Impulse that comes in part from the cultural pressure for mothers to be endlessly self-sacrificing on behalf of their children as a mother I'm not supposed to do anything that upsets my children or makes them uncomfortable certainly not for something as culturally devalued as my own creative labor you are actively refusing to stop doing something that makes your child uncomfortable and upsets them what are you talking about complains about not having a social life won't let you hang out with your friends on New Year's yeah you have to spend that with Mom you have to I do love parents that whether they think they're doing it or not they are punishing their children for something they lack in their own life angry parent explain yourself kid gives a valid reason Furious parent not knowing what to say how dare you talk back to me I love that all explanations are excuses to people over a certain age that's all it is hey why were you uh home late tonight oh well actually it was because oh no that's an excuse you you're grounded ladies and gentlemen my mother after I disabled tracking location app on my phone I'm 21. okay you stop sharing thanks you're on your own nice knowing you and plus you lied to me I'm done you're an [ __ ] [ __ ] off use the to correct your please first of all look I'm not usually a nitpicky douche about that kind of thing but you seem to be a bit of a prick so I don't care but he paid with his own money okay wait a minute wait a minute hold on hold on Oculus Quest 64 600 I don't know when this was posted but bro I don't think it ever sold for that much new did it my son is apparently an evil genius and managed to order this VR headset without my permission or knowledge he is however not smart enough to completely cover his tracks and got caught he was also not clever enough to read the fine print which doesn't allow returns of VR headsets to Best Buy in the age of this brand new Oculus needs to go to a more deserving and less deceitful owner no trades no lowballing this is literally brand new in box no it's not you took it out this is not an opportunity for you to get a VR headset for 25 off trust me a pissed off mom is not someone you want to lowball right now we'll consider reasonable offers only used a couple of times will be sanitized prior to pick up from a smoke-free home comes in original packaging with two hand controllers charging cord and headset save my son from the the wrath of his mother how did your child get a hold of your banking info or PayPal password is there a lock on all that he's old enough to know how to set up his own account paid with his own money you [ __ ] unironically I don't use that word for anybody unironically it's not even that big a dunk you know what I'm saying but your son bought something with his own money and you stole it are you gonna give the money back to him when it's sold or are you gonna pocket it because you think it's yours now because I've got a sneaky suspicion that someone that acts like this someone that does this definitely isn't giving him his money back thank you I'm both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your parent by coming in anyway sure man all right I need suggestions for parental control apps that work for Apple I need to be able to block my child from contacting anyone but myself and go anyone but yourself there is literally no point in giving them a phone if you are the only person they can contact with it now seriously there is zero [ __ ] point literally just yourself can't even call 9-1-1 can't even do that huh I don't think that's possible if there is such a thing I hope it gets removed from the App Store as soon as possible I'm tired of parents treating their children like little slave goblins because they're not boy oh boy I'm so glad my dad is finally paying attention to me you know I'm coming to get you right same way I'm here I'll Be Your Shadow trust me I'm going to take away any future opportunities in your life this is my mission in life now and I'm stronger now I'm pissed and you will see my true intelligence do not come to my house um yeah you might need to get authorities involved in this for real though that's some creepy stuff he threatened you my friend hasn't spoken to his mother in months she finds out he's living with his girlfriend he also shares some exciting news you have until tomorrow to move back home living with your girlfriend will not be tolerated or else what you don't pay my bills you don't have any control in the matter no control I am your mother you will do as I say be here tomorrow or we will have the police remove you from your home okay go ahead and call them tell me how that goes for you by the way you're going to be a grandma not that you'll be involved in their life whatsoever yeah is she actually like okay is your mom actually needing to go to a hospital of some sort and get better because she act she thinks I'm assuming you're an adult at this point again paying your own bills as you said all that fun stuff does she think that she's gonna be able to get the police to go to your house remove you bring you back to her as a grown ass [ __ ] man I hope they give her a goddamn ticket for wasting their time what is this [ __ ] grounded for wanting to go to bed and for going to the bathroom because I didn't really want to watch trolls I have to do it in privacy yeah and it will take you till the end of the movie yes probably grounded or I'll come back up skipping out I am coming back up later no you don't get to hide out can I just finish going to the bathroom I'll come back up you're grounded anyway I do love that you can tell these people have had serious constant consistent issues with their parents when they put their name into the contact I might be a stepmom or something like that you know what I mean I I don't know all the details I don't really need to or want to at this point I'm sure it would make me more mad but I love parents that wield the ground Hammer to yeah emotionally torture their children that that's what it is look there are plenty of reasons to Discipline Your Child there are plenty of of valid reasons to ground them for sure I got grounded for a lot of totally valid reasons growing up I won't run from that but not wanting to watch a [ __ ] movie with the family is not you dude you know what you're doing you know what you're doing rich people poor people my daughter's first boyfriend we're still doing this aren't we we're still doing this creepy [ __ ] I'm not gonna go into it again but just we gotta knock this crap off your daughter isn't your possession brain of a human brain of a cat brain of a rat brain of parents that think that no privacy until 18 is a good idea yeah it's not a bad idea at all I was taking a test what time do you need to get picked up from school today hello if you don't answer me I'm going to assume something is wrong and drive up to the school and have you pulled out of class shut the [ __ ] up dude shut up my parents when I raised my voice by one decibel I don't know man like disrespect to me my dog rent while I was at a friend's house this this you're picking dog ran out again I'm not looking for her anymore what why what do you mean just that why won't you look if you want to find your [ __ ] dog you come look okay fine pick me up I'll look because you won't every time I get close she just runs I'll have dinner and then I'll go get you so you know where she is not anymore if you stop looking we could lose her completely that would be lucky man I love parents so much they're not never mind your family is the only relationship that matters people with toxic families dude even people without toxic families you gotta realize that no it's not the only relationship that really matters you are going to have relationships in your life that are much more important to you and that's okay that's fine how my mother was when I was a child my useless piece of [ __ ] you can never do anything right you're such a loser how my mother is to her grandchildren I love you I'm proud of you I can buy you whatever you want why would you let someone that treated you like that see your children I wouldn't 12 year old me creating the perfect family in The Sims while my parents argue in the living room Jeff just got off the phone from talking to a solicitor that's why I missed your call I'm making arrangements to leave you and Holly 20 each when I die the sale of my property will go to rspca you blank blankety blanket blank contempt me or contempt for me Jesus is so obvious so have a good life because you've all blown it think how many dogs and cats will benefit why are you doing this I stress every night that my eight-year-old daughter can't read yet she still takes a long time to read three letter words I do both homeschool and unschooling if that makes sense wow damn maybe you should leave the schooling to those that are underpaid treated like and are significantly smarter than you me telling her she said something horrifying about me in the past that stuck with me forever my mom I never said that and you're a selfish liar oh boy what's this what's wrong why are you crying don't lie I'm your mother you can talk to me about anything well there's this boy I like in school but he's always with this other girl a boy you like so that's what you're up to now is this what we're sending you to school for haha Comics so funny so funny so funny mom's a piece of so funny as my mom really sent me a link to download an app where she can track my every move yes yes she has you're making it sound worse than it is it's not just you it's a family thing that's what she sent me and I ignored it I would have ignored it too [ __ ] you I took an eight minute shower instead of a six minute shower last Tuesday I'm not allowed five minute showers but she must be home and I can only shower every four days oh you're now allowed five minute show oh that's crazy I work in an hour and just worked on my car for a few hours so I need a shower when will you be home I need a shower probably about an hour and a half you can take one in the morning I haven't showered since Thursday or you could have taken one this morning I was not doing it before laying under my car I can FaceTime you while I'm in there I can have my brother time it no I can record on my phone when I hop into it and I'll hop out I am disgusting there's dirt in my hair I need a shower go to Grandma's what you know what you know what here's what you do until you have the ability to get out from under this whack ass just get yourself what is it called ah a Planet Fitness membership look showers there are fine you can use them as often as you want or need and then when you're finally done with this psychotic crap I know go to Grandma's is one thing and I know your car is broken but just look it's not going to be broken forever right only every four days what is her [ __ ] problem that's not really saving money me trying to gain weight mom gaining weight is bad your body is just fine me remembering all the time she told me I was so skinny I think I finally lost my mind I need to do laundry before Dad gets us tomorrow and mom won't let me because if I do someone in the family will die is she [ __ ] kidding me she stopped me from doing laundry because a dumbass Superstition my head is going to explode from this [ __ ] what never heard of that is this something new never heard of that if you do laundry on New Year's Day you'll be washing your loved ones away what she thinks someone in the family is gonna die next year if I do laundry bro my son son never bring no white girl home that's all I gotta say sure he's certainly never going to bring one home to you Dad chops off teen daughter's hair after Mom gets her highlights for birthday and Sparks outrage ah abuse actual [ __ ] abuse my mom refuses to contact me so I spend Christmas alone this year as punishment for visiting my partner's family over New Year's we have only recently gotten back in contact and she's refusing phone calls and not opening the door either do you still want to come over to mine for Christmas you're going to uh Dorset oh over New Year I thought we were spending Christmas together I was thinking come over 21st to the 27th if that's okay by you break's over uh I can reply then hello oh screw her so you're not going to forgive brother Mom I'm still mad at him last night he came into my room and spit everywhere for no reason so you're gonna hold a grudge should I have held a grudge against my friend too no that has nothing to do with this I have every right to be mad at my brother and he would have held a grudge too and you know it stop with your bunchiness or I won't take you anywhere what are you talking about just lost custody of my kids Summer's about to be [ __ ] lit and hate Facebook with a boiling passion I'm bi and closeted to my family went to New York with my boyfriend and my mother had some concerns uh let's see tag you in his New York Post he's gay have him untag you I don't need the whole family seeing this and have them thinking you are too I think I'm going to have a heart attack it's already started get off his Facebook untag yourself call your dad why did you them I mean seriously God damn it my friend who has adopted I may add posting one thing on Instagram it also appears that her mom is stalking her there normalize speaking back to adults who are repeatedly disrespectful to you just because you're older I must take disrespect what's this about nothing I just found it and reposted it take it down please if I have to tell you again to quit posting inappropriate things I will shut down your Instagram no you won't my mama just said she's gonna withhold my antidepressants to teach me a lesson how's that how's that not illegal is it illegal could you get some authorities involved in in that I don't think she can just do that right I don't care how old you I don't care day nine and lots of tears and lots of scrubbing as The Naughty Elves used permanent marker what you really I'm stunned today guys mom threatens to kick me out for drinking almond milk instead of cow's milk what don't even think about talking you're vegan this weekend I've done you a favor and disposed of the milk you left in the fridge if you can't drink cow's milk like normal people then you're not welcome back in this house you're a bad influence on Joe he's too young to hear your wacky theories are you being serious right now wow wow I could say so many things but I'm not gonna parent falsely accuses me of everything also apparent why do you never open up to me now don't scream confusedly confusedly don't do that don't give them any satisfaction my parents threw my clothes away while I'm at work I move out in two months plan on doing your clothes at the laundromat they're all in the big trash can in the garage better clean up that room or all your [ __ ] is next why did you throw my clothes in the trash I wish you could move out faster because they're going to destroy your stuff nice to see some pushback on insane parents from my local sports complex reminders from your child I'm a kid it's a game my coach is a volunteer the officials are human no College scholarships will be handed out today when your mom 62 gets mad because you won't go buy her Cokes at 9 00 pm and you tell her to drink water they close at 8 they aren't open you know blank forget it for tonight or tomorrow just in like [ __ ] it it isn't my fault that you're waiting until last minute to ask me I've been home all day literally all day it's nine at night and I need to shower and get ready for work tomorrow I go to bed around 10ish you could have asked at any point and I would have but it sucks to suck forget it I'll never ask you for anything ever again thank God but I'm not a good parent without spanking my kids if you can't parent without spanking your kids you were never a good parent I'm on a school trip on my way to the school what you up to driving home to Pace not to the school yet you've been in the same place for a while we had a bathroom stop gotcha can hate that creepy it this is what you do when your child refused to give you her password when it's time for phone check then pretend like you don't know the password well you won't need the password anymore Jada cause you can't use it now I don't play with my children I'm not your friend I'm your mama and if anybody get her another phone I'm gonna do the same thing to that one okay so I've gone on many a rant I really have I just have to say I have to stop yeah there's the timer I don't care I have to say the whole I'm not your friend I'm your parent thing is probably one of the most toxic things that any dumb mofo has ever come up with yeah I get that you're the authority figure I understand that and there should be certain boundaries and rules and certain expectations for sure but if you actively set the expectation that you are not friendly with your child or a friend to your child what the hell are they gonna think friends are no I'm serious man God there's that famous scene from fences where the dad is talking about what do you mean I don't have to like you that's kind of mean man I understand the difference between like and love and all this crap but quit setting the expectation that you don't need to like your child that you don't have to be their friend because that's fundamentally not goddamn true it's so not goddamn true man it's just not my mom cut off myself and my siblings except for my brother and then posted both of these if cutting me off makes you feel like your life will be better than do it however do not try to come back when you realize I was never the problem don't worry they're never going to realize that and they're never going to come back because it's clear you were the one that did it all when the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me I want my children grandkids to know and never forget that they were are and always will be deeply loved by me I am done being your monster do not contact me live your lives and do whatever you want I'm your mother and grandmother wait what but I will not permit you to attack me and speak lies then I can say nothing I will not be manipulated with religious phrases Victoria stepmom wanted me to go 3.5 miles I went 3.49 grounded good job but short of 3.5 Roman why why what I said 3.5 you did 3.4 .01 off yep the point is you need to do 3.5 not 3.4 or whatever you want to do simple details if you can't follow them now how are you going to follow them in the real world excuse me for what I'm sorry are they making you work are they forcing you to work out what's going on my stepmom got mad at me for being in the living room while my brother was over hey you've been told many times you're not allowed in that room dad said I could be if other people are in here too like blank he told you as a family no he just said other people so you've technically proven me wrong which means my pride is now hurt and I get to verbally and maybe physically abuse you I 23 just moved out for the first time it hasn't even been a week and this is what I get Nana and I are going to need your help this weekend when and for what it's a long story what are your plans soccer on Sunday Saturday I'm cooking dinner for the roommates I don't know about the morning morning would be good does 11ish work I guess do you just not want to see me what just wondering Jesus chill the hell out mom you need to grow up my mom claiming she can see me when I live in a different state hold on you cannot talk to me for two minutes rude get off the phone now and go to sleep I'm going to wake you up at 7am tomorrow keep calling you tomorrow until you wake up so better go to sleep now you need to study for LSAT when do you get responsibility and seriousness about yourself huh good night talk to you later at 7am I know your habits do you think that I can't just like turn the phone off or have it on mute or something like that do you think that you calling me again and again and again is going to magically awaken me my mom is forcing religion on me and made me go to a church my grandpa is the only one who will help me are you at the church no I didn't come tonight I'm not really tired from working I'm not really tired whatever so I'm taking the night off I got it thanks he isn't coming oh man I'm sorry buddy just take a breath and let God use you tonight there might be a person tonight that needs your help you never know who might need you I'm confused by all this for context I didn't want to go over to my dad's house because I had overtime at work then my stepmom had to interfere I'm here where are you where are you where are you where are you where are you I'm outside waiting where are you I bet a backstory I'm 16 in the screenshot got home from work was tired and just wanted a meal I bought the hot dogs with my own money and I literally had only two there's still two left in the package of eight why'd you take the package of wieners and eat them all I wanted some for Chachi from now on when you want something you ask me or mama Kim if you can have it you are a glutton uh no those were mine you tell me if you want some for something if they weren't mine that would be different but you should have told me you don't need to eat all those hot dogs a few at a time but you take the whole damn package okay you little [ __ ] but they bought them or you could have just asked I didn't think you'd take the rest of the hot dogs to your room you could have left me no you didn't buy them I didn't and you could have just asked anyway I'm going to sleep bye I didn't think to ask you to save me a couple for who is Chachi is it a dog oh wow can you just imagine your roommate sending you a a text at any point in time saying hey man why'd you eat most of that food you bought you could have saved some for me yeah but I didn't buy it for you though I got home before her after a oh I got home before her after a Christmas party last night she says I leave crap open routinely and then I'll be kicked out all right let's see great Christmas photo of you God damn did you know the garage was open last night you cannot live here anymore if you continue to leave doors unlocked and open leaving me vulnerable and at risk I never left the house last night and went into the house first yesterday from the garage don't Gaslight me when I didn't do anything so much gaslighting and they always claim I'm not doing that you don't even know what the [ __ ] it is every time I stay out past 5 30. now boy I'm sending Kevin to get you answer me where the hell are you he's on his way now right now immediately get to this house police are being called right now not a joke they've been called abuse abuse abuse abuse abuse abuse that's all the [ __ ] is it's [ __ ] abuse sorry I had to sing my little abuse song the one I made up just now mom is mad that I didn't allow her to invite six extra people to my wedding and claims that her BFF was there for her and not me all right let's see here why is it always moms Jesus I never said anything about you I just mentioned that there was some confusion why are you so mean wow you told me to reach out to her you want to screw with my best friend that sat with me through chemotherapy you suck I sat with you through chemo and I don't see anything wrong or rude about what I said and I saved your hair [ __ ] you why are you so mad at me I didn't say anything rude to blank I don't know why you're acting this way I'm not mad I'm furious why wait wait wait you sat with your mom through chemotherapy and she erased you from said memory lied and said that her buddy did I mean maybe her friend could have sat in once but you were there with her and she's trying to say you didn't that's not your goddamn mom someone tell me if this is insane or not she did this because I was sleeping when she called me mind you I cleaned my room regularly and spend 90 percent of my time out of the house at work also the picking up and dropping off of is in reference to work things are about to change around here okay starting with you asking me each and every day to pick you up or drop you uh just at work this is a privilege not a right okay you will help clean this house I'm sure they do you will keep your room clean they've said they do you will wash dry put away your clothes weekly and properly I will provide instructions no you will not spend your off days away from home without asking if they're no absolutely not not your slave uh when I call you on that phone or in this house you will answer no if you cannot you will be paying your portion of the phone bill each and every month oh no like 20 bucks a month my mother came at me and tried to fight me because my location wasn't working for her she was pulling my hair got on top of me so I pinched her to get up after I told my dad and friends what happened my mother told my grandma I bit her leading up to this go do that to your friends and your boyfriend well you need to watch your mouth no one told you to go and bite your mother what are you a freaking dog you need to go to some wait to go for some freaking help all these people need to go for freaking help okay everyone always thinks it's your mother's problem but oh maybe because you are the problem oh god oh dude I'm so tired of this deflection from so many of them why it's constant everyone my fault because it's always my fault oh and people better stop taking people's sides because they didn't what I'm sorry I'm not I'm not continuing with that one I don't play with my kids I talk to them I feed them I read them I cuddle them I kiss them when they are sad and I work to pay for their lives they have friends to play with I would rather die than play with them it's boring Beyond acceptability man that's some sad yeah that's one of the most sad things I have ever read you are pathetic and don't deserve your kids you really don't again it's just going back to what I was saying before this whole trying to emotionally distance yourself from your children by just pretending that all you are to them or all you're required to be to them is their financial guarantor that's pretty sad yeah you are required to take care of your children if you can if you can't it's a whole other story that I can't really get into right now and I won't really get into right now but I'm so sick and tired of this purposeful emotional distancing that parents do so that it makes it easier for them to abuse you in one form or another I'm not your friend yeah they say that so that it's easier for them to hurt you and harm you and treat you like garbage that is what they are doing they know what they are doing my mother threatened to burn my cards because I don't text her yeah we will have a conversation tonight when I get off work or else I'll burn your stuff starting with the Pokemon cards a reply is a must if you don't reply letting me know that you will answer and talk to me then I will burn a stack of 50 cards when I call you answer or I burn the rest you getting messages means that you can reply I am not that's not how that works I will send you a picture I will call later and you will answer or I will burn the rest Mom I will be calling you between 10 and 11 maybe sooner answer and cards are still getting burnt no you read the messages and didn't reply if you don't answer it will be all if you don't want that to happen you need to say yes I will answer uh yes I will answer I was a sleep earlier stop calling her mom stop calling her mother and I know that that seems like a dramatic thing to say because oh no she threatened to burn your Pokemon cards how dramatic of you to say not to call her mom anymore but no that's the Pokemon cards aren't the Goddamn point and you know they're not that's not the point at all it's the emotional abuse the emotional manipulation the threats today it's the Pokemon cards if they're this unhinged what the hell is it going to be tomorrow any of your other possessions your pet your car is she gonna steal your money it sets a president never accept it I changed my profile picture to a devil edit of my face for Halloween the reaction please take your pick down and please please I beg you where are you phone please call good Lord grow up please if you have a little grain of respect for me in your family and cousins removal the devil pick from your profile I am beyond hurt by your attitude what you do in your spare time is up to you but please I need a drink hold on oh okay I'm sorry it's just water I wouldn't worry about it yeah that's some weird crap but then again all of this stuff is weird right video was about biblically accurate Angels my dad is Christian I saw this and thought you would find it interesting oh where'd you see that CNN it was on YouTube I saw it and thought you would be interested but I guess not don't believe everything you see on the internet it's all liberal now I thought I raised you to be smarter man I'll go to hardcore Christian person not be interested in seeing how goddamn cool the Angels really look she has a son who's so well behaved she's going to punish him for a pack of ramen that he cooked himself oh hooray what would be a suitable punishment for a 13 year old boy who brought a pack of cheap horrible ramen noodles into your house from a friend's house and prepared it in the middle of the night I work very hard to buy good healthy foods that he likes and still all complains incessantly that I'm horrible for only buying healthy food and this is about as bad as it gets really knows how I feel about it in addition he spent the previous night at a friend's house and drank Coke Zero all night and now he drank some Popeyes Chicken I knew he did that but I feel the ramen is just laughing in my face I found remnants of noodles in the sink and then dug through the trash to find this bag I'm serious I'm so mad and so hurt I need ideas on how to educate him since clearly he knows everything at age 13. I hate sleepovers but I also don't want to destroy his friendships but they will be on hold for a while pick of ingredients in case you wonder why I'm so mad that's not why you're mad quit lying to us quit lying to yourself that's not why you're mad you're mad because you couldn't completely control every single microscopic aspect of your child's life and you're beginning to learn that someday they're gonna grow up and then you won't be able to try to control them anymore and that's what makes you so upset he doesn't think he knows everything at team you're just an arrogant arrogant piece of garbage but have a lovely day my boyfriend's father passed away and my dad's jealous that I drive to visit him and his mom who was alone for the first time in 30 years instead of visiting his narcissistic self I just want to tell you something you not visiting us why oh shame you don't like something that's weird I don't have time I'm off to place two hours away every weekend to see boyfriend at his mom's why are you messaging me this have you been drinking oh God audio really imagine if I said that sorry don't have time sort your own out maybe should have done that then you would have learned some accountability I don't know you're the parent you didn't teach accountability what oh yet again something that's your fault you don't want to take responsibility power I don't know why I went to that voice I don't know why sometimes stuff like that naturally comes out I gotta try my best to keep it light you even though I'm not trying that hard mom won't accept free Aruba vacation because of bad experience at completely separate Resort tell blank vacation for this year is off I can't go to Aruba again after the bed bugs but I know you guys will turn on me you'll say I ruined the vacation or some crap so I'm texting as solid proof and not calling I know you had a bad experience last time but we didn't even pay for it pops did and that's not even the same Resort of course you want to go because you do everything opposite of what I tell you your grandfather paid a lot of money for a boring vacation last year and we did nothing but scroll Facebook at the beach how in the hell is that not exclusively your fault and your problem sorry I don't want to get bit by bugs again or do you want to go for other reasons what other reasons are you trying to insinuate because you are trying to insinuate other reasons so what's going on saw this on Facebook earlier well my son told me he didn't want me at his basketball game because I'm hard on him remember playing baseball and some other cat's dad cussing and hollering at everyone sorry I don't believe in a participation award that your entire generation invented you'll never get anywhere in life just participating amazing how the four-year-old takes getting hollered at to do better and does better than the seven almost eight-year-old who just wants to be there it pisses me off I'm telling you you either get with it or you get the hell off the court and let a kid who will listen and try to do his thing and try to do his thing Jesus Christ why is it that you people are as old as you are and you don't know how to type yet again not that that's the point the point is clearly that you're verbally abusive to your child who's just trying to have some fun because a news flash this is a big one it's gonna surprise you an eight-year-old playing basketball is trying to have fun not win a championship at the NBA level for millions and millions of dollars daddy boy wild that your kid wants to have fun while they're a kid just because your childhood sucked donkey balls doesn't mean your kids should my dad gave away my cat a couple months after I moved out he refuses to tell me where he is I can't pursue legal action because I'm I'm 14 and he was in legal ownership what my mom's getting her own place I'm at work and I don't know uh the cat went freaking crazy after you left so I gave him away gotta go to who talk to you later gotta go I'm swamped dad I want him back he's my cat tell me I want him back this isn't fair he's my cat screw you you had no right none I will sue you I really wish that you were able to sue him into the ground that's disgusting so I recently found out that my 13 year old's been using more than the allowed 30 minutes of screen time per day I took his PlayStation and phone away and reduced his allowed time to 15 minutes a day how do I make him follow these rules my mother is freaking insane sent from my dad's phone because it's the only communication I hadn't blocked maybe this was all caused by you and your boyfriend called her an unloving Mother after she waited hand in foot on the two of you for over a year have fun with your generational living scheme what type of buzzword [ __ ] is that what does that mean generational living scheme looks fun but you can skip adding a room for me and your mom looks like fun not oh you just got burned he just hit you with a knot dude your mother's been nothing but nice to you the fact is that you and your boyfriend used us for an entire year you never had any real intentions of buying a house and staying here don't you think it's odd that all your previous boyfriends loved your mom and wrote her letters about how supportive and loving she was and you only started having problems when you dated this one okay well it's great that you made up the letter thing you completely made that up that never happened for sure but I there's a certain level of discomfort that would come with uh a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever of mine constantly writing letters to my mother about how awesome she is look it'd be cute the first little bit right but at a certain point you're gonna go what the hell are you doing was having a panic attack at work so they sent me home I was outside in the freezing weather and it was snowing I had no jacket or anything and I was hyperventilating but my mom had to finish making her cup I'm crying I can't breathe relax but put something on to distract you are you on your way I have one more cup six minutes can't stop love you sorry what cup my mom gets upset when I don't answer in literally one minute hello where are you be careful in my apartment why don't you answer don't go outside at night call me are you working today no then call me now please hello no call I just woke up calm down why so late it's only 11 56 a.m chill the hell out it could be so much worse my best friends 21 female Dad after she was away from home for a day for a sleepover I love my daddy because he's here with me you ugly you don't play with me and you left me I belong to my dad you you yeah didn't even ask about me I don't love you anymore I know exactly what poppy here is going for and man that is some weird cringy bull crap this is the last time I do Secret Santa with this person's adult kid wait what hello do you have the receipt for your Christmas gift you gave the blank we want to get something that she likes and can use oh no is it too small I need to check and see if I have the receipt no know she wants smaller and Vera Bradley also if you have recipes for all other things sorry blank but we want to get something she likes and can use don't tell blank she'll get mad at me if you find all the receipts to them thanks you can give them to your mom and I'll pick them up from her office I'll look for it I don't have any other receipts for the other things can you tell me where you got them from if you don't mind uh it was a store for K-pop things I wish I had known what else she'd wanted I got her some other stuff um she only put a crossbody and white canvas shoes on her wish list so I feel bad I'm sorry I understand but I thought I'd check with you so I can get her crossbody which she can use no worries you should have asked me that's not how this works insane or not all the comments are also talking about how they did it so their kids would get scraped up if they decided to sneak out whoa what hold on anyone have an idea of what these might be they're about six feet tall you will bleed if you brush past them I'm trying to figure it out if I'm able to cut them off and replant them outside my daughter's window and they will grow JK no I'm not or if I cut them off they will continue to flourish oh so you're looking for perfect ways to physically reprimand your daughter of what age we don't know for sneaking out look I get that sneaking out's a bad thing and it's dangerous and blah blah blah that's fine but I don't think that planting something that will cause them physical harm is somehow a genius goddamn idea okay the tighter you hold on the more they're gonna pull away man a girl with over 125 000 followers posted this my parents are forcing me to delete social media so this is my last tweet apparently I don't have a platform it's fake I love you all so much keep fighting I can't imagine what the hell happened here my mom wants me to be a man what do you mean rugby is not for you uh Sports isn't my strong suit and I'd rather use my time on something I'm good at so you're just gonna be a failure in life you think being a musician or artist is something worth my money raising you I what the hell does that mean you think they're gonna be like a pro rugby player and make millions of pounds dollars Euros whatever the hell you think that's somehow more realistic than being a successful musician or artist huh it's your duty as my mom to get me educated I don't know why you're being like this to me on my final year of high school it's bringing me unnecessary stress soon enough you'll be the man in the house it's your duty to provide the wait what uh-uh is this what you learned at school these days I know it doesn't say learned I'm just being a smart ass are you being told that men should just sit at home by your teachers ah Shucks Mommy you're right I'll get right down to the coal mine right away I'm on it don't you worry I'll sacrifice my entire life that you so graciously gave to me being sad and depressed and I'll get black lung and all that fudge remember this exchange with my stepdad from back in 2019. context I was walking home from having detention school's a 30-minute walk away from my house detention let out at 6 30 and I knew I had to tell attention or rather he knew I had the tension because the school sent a letter home about it you had better have a damn good explanation if you don't call within five minutes you'll re report it as a runaway sorry that I don't walk around with my phone in my hand and the ringer all the way up at all times calm down it's a pretty long walk from the school to here my fiance left his phone in my car in the car holder he was driving using GPS before he got out and I drove the car up the driveway I saw a text from sd9 I couldn't figure out the urge to see what they were talking about he texted her a million times like hey sweetheart have a good day I love you good night my beautiful girl you are my world my honey bunches I'm five minutes late just over and over some lovey-dovey name it honestly felt like I walked in on him cheating on me with some other girl like you don't do that with me sometimes he says hi beautiful I feel so guilty because I looked but I also hold on a second but I also feel bad that I'm feeling like he cheated on me like I don't say that to no other boy what is this I know this is wrong can someone just tell me I'm wrong and crazy I'm embarrassed to post this but it's been on my mind for a week now and I just had to talk to someone else about this that also has step kids who is this about [Music] a thing I female 13. really wanted and since I don't have a creditor debit card my mom said that she would buy it for me as long as I paid her back in cash when I got enough money she said that she would buy it the next day while I was sleeping that night she came into my room and she stole it where did my money go you lost it it was on my nightstand wow it just keeps getting better I have a joke for you what's that an atheist was complaining that every belief system has a holiday except his not true someone said Psalm 14 1 says the fool has said in his heart there is no God there you have it April 1st is your day that's kind of creepy he's as funny as the joke I thought it was worth aha at least just an eye roll it's not a joke it's truth and the truth is a joke sounds about right I can joke too seriously it isn't funny if you consider the consequences what consequences look at how my mom talks to me I hate you it's 7pm am me because that's the only time I can stupid freaking what from seven to two in the morning so she lives over an hour away so what and I watched them so you are a [ __ ] you uh whatever that means and you won't get a dime when I make good money I get it I'm such a I'm ugly I'm a horrible person you want to be awful [ __ ] you are leave my house freaking hate you I know good are they on drugs like what's going on here I literally just woke up to this text my bipolar dad as always treating me like a child I'm 25 and live 30 miles away wake up it's okay if you go to breakfast without me get here now why I said so just do what you're told just go to breakfast dad I don't want you to wait stop it this is how serious I am about my president Donald jonathy Trump John 3 16. anyway my youngest daughter I just saw is a freaking Democrat she's 18 and I posted something about a family member well she tried to I'm sorry I'm being obnoxious I'm doing it on purpose because this post is one of the most obnoxious things I've ever seen I went off told her like I tell all of you ain't nobody going to tell me a goddamn thing why are those capitalized why is ain't a nobody doesn't matter and what really pissed me off when I went to her page and saw had Democrat all over it well I told her she could burn in hell for all I give a crap Etc she's 18 by the way so it's totally fine if I abuse her I unfriended her I'm about to block her and she can kiss my white ass goodbye again why is that capitalized that like a band or someone's name or something or are we supposed to give a crap or what throw back to when my mom said this behind my back on Facebook my oldest son was in this school district my youngest son wasn't he's been homeschooled the majority of his life oldest confused youngest not confused yeah I bet you mate sure of that one huh I hate that we left Washington but pleased at the opportunity it's created for my kiddo my son's first great assignment from yesterday Edmonds School District Washington State I'm so sick of this why do I feel like you're lying I grew up in Spokane Washington which is probably one of the more conservative places in Washington state and look at how I came out a crazy psycho normal person yeah that's that's kind of crazy for someone who's so detrimental to themselves to say but no I came out pretty level-headed I would say at this point in time I play up a character here a lot but every now and then something a little more sincere than normal comes through and it might be because my home state rarely ever gets mentioned and you know what if this is real who who cares who gives a crap the school's teaching them to be more accepting of other people that are going through something or have learned something about themselves wild oh no I'm on fire I'm melting the woke virus got the child oh no bro the hell up I'm so tired of it called me this morning when I was sleeping called again an hour ago while I was at school and freaks out thinking I died and someone took my phone it's been a grand total of four hours for all of this please call me when you have time I'm busy at the moment please text me if you need something I need to talk to you please is this Josh I'm going to ask Randy to drive to your apartment to check on you this does not sound like Josh Mom please don't call Tio I am at the college at the moment if there's something that important you can just text me no context mom is abusive and is insisting I'm her best friend I was removed from her custody daughter equals best friend for life no did you have us for that I respectfully disagree yes I am not your friend to be my best friends of course I did wow that explains so much ow help you shot me down I see the light at the end of the tunnel go towards it this is all because I simply told her my brother is moving in with my husband and I to get away from her and her drama she is now blocked on everything I'm not sorry it was a long time coming my whole life all right let's see here you have been blocked from Life blocked on Facebook Messenger deleting your number you and your brother want to disrespect me to the fullest because yeah sorry thumbs up emoji bye you're not mom anymore this was my mother's response after she called me at 4 50 to be at the post office across town by five and I told her I needed more notice and couldn't that day there's no medicine at the post office it's at home please read my very clear messages I'm not reading anything from you there I don't observe the constant abuse oh you're calling that abuse now huh okay I need everything from the post office I need my medications that I explained other than that I need nothing from you okay especially not your commentary you don't have to know your human failure mother anymore really you sure are you are you positive oh hell yeah my dad 60 year old male versus my boundaries 24 year old female I truly don't know why you're so impatient with your family it appears treat me and your sisters the way you treat the whatever other people you're around at school block my calls and text so what I'm exhausted with your overbearing attitude if we don't talk again fine also I'm sick of your Kardashian demeanor right sorry if that comes off a little weird while I'm reading it but uh have you seen how the guy texts anyway let's go on to the person that knows how to text I had my phone on do not disturb since the movie and while driving to blank I was going to call you back until I read this message I may come across as impatient because I'm choosing to no longer listen to conversations that drain me uh for example you acting like a hypochondriac or somebody else acting like a hypochondriac I'm also choosing to no longer do favors for people while they disrespect me example this taking crap then expecting me to drive them everywhere when they can drive themselves my Kardashian demeanor comes from me learning that I have to Stand My Ground in order to be taken seriously in this family I also think it's fine if we don't talk again anyways thank you for the movie I enjoyed it good night mother-in-law back at it on Twitter do you trust Elon Musk more than you trust the FBI the FBI that is the Democrats party guest Poe trust Elon Moore what's the what guest Paul did you mean gazpacho oh or was it a Gestapo no it was definitely gazpacho right yeah yeah it was I bet I posted a picture of a salad to Facebook stating that salads were just deconstructed sandwiches with a smaller bread ratio let's see I won't embarrass you on Facebook but have to reply sometimes suns are deconstructed with less love they were bred so there love you anyway was that an attempt at weird messed up humor from Mom or was she being mean somehow who was Chachi is it a dog I got dumped for having red hair my boyfriend's mom didn't want to risk having Ginger grandchildren so she made him dump me he married a blonde and has two Ginger Kids Karma my kids are blonde oh family how come you never sit and socialize with us me sits with family gets insulted by entire family goodbye everyone I'll remember you all in therapy what's your idea of a perfect morning one that starts with a phone call from my son telling me he's repented and is now serving the lord move out um yeah one problem I sort of can't whenever a minor posted this subreddit in the comments say to move out oh my goodness what an idea why didn't I think of that yeah cause miners can just leave whenever they want they've got infinite money and the ability to do what they want sure my mom has put an onion in the corner of every room in the house because WhatsApp advised her to this is the peak of WhatsApp mother's cult I am unable to can the WhatsApp mother's cult I don't like the sound of that mother and impersonated me to Bank of America to remove fifteen hundred dollars from my account of my awarded scholarship money as punishment for her ex-husband not paying for her vacation so your mom committed a felony in robbing you of thousands of dollars or okay not thousands but wait straight up she stole almost everything you had dude I'm all for suing mom I literally did all my chores when I was asked and I was still grounded I actually can't anymore this isn't a [ __ ] game your lizard too you're staying home today and tomorrow I literally did nothing wrong you did nothing I asked you to do I did everything you asked me to do look around laundry the laundry's done the pellets are in the stove the heat click dot itself off like it clicked itself off I clicked it back on it's not my fault it's cold I told you last night to do that and the laundry when you got in it's all done last night oh mom's moving the goal pull so that she can make you wrong growing up my parents always gave me for being sick in the mornings what's wrong with you are you on drugs no mother that's what happens when you force a lactose intolerant child to drink milk every day happy Mother's Day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 22. Boomer parent a logical argument from their child I don't like your attitude remember kids aren't allowed to be somewhat intelligent look there's a lot of nuance in the world that kids don't understand hell that a lot of young adults don't understand but parents have to stop this whole [ __ ] game of because I am older you are mentally handicapped and stupid and we don't like that so you are never ever ever allowed to be right my mom breaking my phone so I won't have evidence of her abuse me who backed everything up on Google Drive nice trap 27 000 people believe this is the potato drawing out the fever and not oxidizing these poor kids oh good God my granny told me about making a potato necklace to draw out fevers it turns completely black and y'all it really works Nolan's fever yesterday was 102 and now he's at 98. wow dude my mother after she kicked me out when she found letters my girlfriend wrote for me we're both girls I'm not getting married are babies names mean marriage right what I'm coming to get my stuff from your house no I have nothing for you and you don't have access to my house and I will send all the letters to Tamer I will consider you died and get divorced from your father and if you come near here I will call the cups on you well just know always know this you deserve better than that your mom doesn't deserve you and hey anybody out there just a quick call out to all of you if you've ever had to deal with this thankfully on my part I haven't okay I'm not straight I'm not day but I'm not straight okay I've never had to deal with this at all and I see a lot of people that do just know you don't owe them anything at all you don't you didn't ask to be brought into the world they chose to bring you into the world you don't owe them anything and you know what if they want to give you an ultimatum like this over something relating to how you were born oh cool [ __ ] them your life is gonna be a lot better for it I promise a lot better you know older people used to say mainly the Boomers and gen xers you can't choose your family I've always said that yes you can of course you can you can't choose your parents biologically speaking but you can choose your [ __ ] family and trust me you can choose a lot better in a lot of instances than what you were dealt I'm going to an Iron Maiden concert I'm also almost 30. we just looked at the Iron Maiden website and a video it's straight from the devil my heart just keeps breaking over and over Mom it's an 80s metal band dad has their cassettes in the basement from when he used to listen to them it's fine he said he didn't but I don't know I will look I just know that I watched the video the number of the beasts and it is just sickening it is not fine just the picture alone on their website is sickening pray for your mind.mom shut the [ __ ] up when the problem asks you what the problem is and then when you're honest and they verbally abuse you to the lady at Costco with her son on a leash I'm sorry that I asked if he was a rescue the profanity wasn't necessary but thank you for not sicking him on me my father tracking me while I'm on a date where are you we just left grilled which one Winter Garden so you're not at the botanic gardens no we're chilling in public there's an iPlay we're going to the arcade why have you turned your location off why are you tracking me this is definitely dad and daughter one of my favorite videos ever is I think his name is Bo of the fifth column I think that's what he calls himself made like a five minute video just talking about how we need to end this whole daddy intimidating the dates thing because it's [ __ ] gross and and creepy and not [ __ ] funny will you unblock my laptop I was in the middle of some coding courses mom is not gonna unlock you either she's the one that blocked you in the first place I'm trying to take coding classes so I have something to major in college I can't use my iPad or phone because I have to use Python and they don't work on mobile devices this is me trying to do something that will give me a better future but I can't if I can't access the courses good for you you should have asked for a Wi-Fi hotspot capable phone who the [ __ ] are you talking to because you should punch him right in the nose my son turns five at the end of this year so I have to enroll him in school the schools just told me I can't come and breastfeed him at recess and lunch I don't know what to do I feel like they're discriminating against me I'm still breastfeeding my seven-year-old it's why I made the choice to homeschool what the f rent me my mom who took all my money and is claiming that she doesn't owe me what the [ __ ] is up with people's mothers stealing all their money I'm so sorry everybody I'm going to have to cancel the art raffle because my parents destroyed my art tablet it's been smashed into pieces because I didn't get up on time this morning I can't do art now one of the only things that I love I can't even afford to replace it ah serious serious emotional abuse isn't it awesome loving and respecting your children making your children fear you God there are so many movies I've seen where there's this rhetoric of your children aren't your friends they're your children and you have to make that established relationship first and I can kind of understand some of the merits there but also I can't what the [ __ ] is up with this make your children terrified of you [ __ ] what is it it's just some remnant left over from the atomic slash nuclear family where the father was allowed to beat the [ __ ] out of everybody in the house and do whatever he wanted we gotta stop this [ __ ] dude it's gross it's nasty why don't you try loving the children that you decided to bring into the world under your guys stop it my mom is the type of person who will dig through the trash to harass me on what I've been eating so let it be known that I do not live under her roof and even if I did this is not okay this is beyond insane you don't even live with her she comes over and digs through your [ __ ] to make fun of you me chilling on my phone in the next room while my parents talk about how much of a kid I am why do parents ruin your day and then act like they didn't ruin your day and wonder why you're in a bad mood oh because parents aren't allowed to be incorrect you're always wrong even when you become an adult and you get rid of the shackles of it you're a child therefore stupid and are not allowed to be right you're still not allowed to be right my dad thinks he's entitled to my money which I don't have much of because it's Christmas PayPal me the money now Sam I'm not sending you any money yes you are no I'm not you will send it to me or you will not see my sister this Christmas and that is a promise I don't want to anyway if you're going to be there I need to buy a new car coward cool I don't care when are you going to send me the money you deserve me I'm not sending any money alright Samson have a bad Christmas okay I'm taking my kids out of the blank School District my 10 year old just told me that his teacher told the class that humans are animal I'm pissed should I not be she wasn't directly talking to him this was a class lesson subject of the day I didn't know the taught Scientology in public school so I pay 300 and 300 I think I'm on crack guys I pay 380 a week to her mother my daughter comes to see me because she was crying because she misses me and made her own way to see me as her mom tells her she is not allowed to see me she's 14 and this is what she comes out wearing to school my money is not looking after my daughter it's lining the pockets of her mother and this breaks my heart yes I did go straight to the shops and bought her a new pair of school shoes as no way would I let her go tomorrow wearing these this system is [ __ ] as if this is not child neglect and tell me why I'm paying nearly 400 dollars a week while she drives her hotted up Jeep smokes and drinks and has fake boobs but this is what her daughter deals with I don't know the situation that one I won't touch your payment is messed up it works fine for me so your password to Netflix is this good morning can you please just watch YouTube and not harass me about Netflix while I'm in the hospital with my baby we're having some problems and this is really quite inconsiderate Netflix works for me you have my login and password I don't know how to fix it for you we're still in the hospital she lost too much weight and is having problems with jaundice we'll be here until she gains enough weight my milk supply came in though which will help great we got to go home Maggie finally stopped losing weight and gained an ounce cool is Netflix really that much more important to you than your sick granddaughter apparently my mom watching at the staff me trying to signal to them how sorry I am in that grade look I think at this point I've trained my parents in a way you gotta kind of like train them a little bit right sure it's totally fine to ask for something to be replaced if it was messed up or if they didn't bring the right thing that you asked or whatever that's normal but you don't have to be a little [ __ ] about it I've said that how many times on this channel so I don't know I think my mom knows that if she ever gets like crazy with someone I'm just gonna be pissed I'm like fine you can walk back to the house I don't care man you want to be a jerk you can walk like a jerk no I don't actually strand my mom places get over it Carr pulled up with unresponsive kid I tubed him we coded him for a good hour never got him back his mom stopped his asthma meds and was giving him essential oils from an article she read the essential oil quacks killed a child today with no recourse let that sink in call CPS wait dip dude what he's dead are there more children in that household because in that case sure I've had to deal with CPS though as a child I can tell you [ __ ] them but really what else are you gonna do are there more kids in a household where medicine is treated like poison yikes not my parent but I just saw this on the book of faces I hope it's okay here oh Facebook I'm dumb sorry about that so my teenager isn't allowed to have Snapchat she's not even allowed to load anything without checking in first she loaded it anyway she got busted and this is the result not even gonna tell her just gonna wait till it gets back to her parenting 2.0 this is blank's Mom she isn't allowed to have Snapchat but she loaded it anyway so now this account is mine this is what happens when you disobey your parents I like that she calls it parenting 2.0 like she's ascended to being a better parent somehow when in reality she's just yet again doing that thing where she's making her daughter resent her and hate her and probably fear her because this feels like the type of woman to scream I don't know what it is I'm getting a Vibe I'm making that up I got no proof of that but there are a few people out there that know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about with this Vibe she seems like that kind of mom dog's cute though

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Length: 94min 3sec (5643 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 07 2023