r/Memes · this is me

therapists unleash the tiger inside you the tiger inside me real meow i just like some extra snacks hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy my name is cougar and today we're diving into r slash memes a little vague but that just makes the surprise so much better let's get to it aliens coming to meet humanity hey guys i brought the holy crap almost every movie tv show and video game depicting them as disgusting genocidal monsters welp i'm taking my pizza back to space then memes if donald trump wins the election means if joe biden wins the elections memes if kanye somehow wins the election means if the americans overthrow the government how to gain new zealand citizenship plane ticket from lax to akl november 2nd i'm playing all sides so that i always come out on top yeah that's a good way to live i'm going to follow your methodology renaissance angels oh i am so fabulous and beautiful biblical angels i am here to slay demons in the name of god it's still kind of cute though how people flex when they think they're rich oh yeah i got mad stacks homie how people flex when they know they're rich with your current account balance which apple product can you buy apple hahaha you go bill gates me who stopped arguing with someone because i'm tired of them you stopped arguing because you know i'm right oh let me just throw this bad boy in reverse real quick girlfriend kiss my booty me joke's on you i'm into that skeletor for the win just as he-man i eat his body all the time temple of god the assassin has hit himself among the crowds it's going to be hard trying to find him the assassin no one can see me i am the knight procrastinators most of the time eh and look at this look at this procrastinators 30 minutes before an assignment is due i have entered the procrastination state stars exist in random patterns greek astronomers astronomers astronomers i can't say that word that crap looks like a freaking fish dude yep your venom only needs to be strong enough to kill your prey not kill a herd of elephants box jellyfish cone snail blue ringed octopus funnel web spider brown snake if australian animals could read they'd be very upset hey my first episode on this channel featured the blue ringed octopus you should go check that video out killing criminals beating criminals to the point that they wish they were dead cause i'm batman lady we heard pretty girls don't pay for drinks around here bartender they don't here's your bill that's quite a bit of damage elon musk doing whatever the frick he wants other billionaires dude dude you're supposed to be cool calm collected and not giving your money away to the public what are you doing elon delta flight makes emergency landing at jfk after bird strike the bird freaking bring it on bro i'm going hit at you this thing kind of looks like a mud champ mixed with a uh pidgey how you see the cat on the gaming board how we describe the cat on the gaming board it was the giant god of the planes walking fluffy man god as a dnd nerd that just sounded so wrong wait it's all bread it's all bread always has been say good rye get it rye toast and rye bread me and a stranger in the bumper cars when we first bumped for the first time um hey there how's it going oh god when we bumped for the sick time yeah dude oh yeah me russ head against bus window the bus driver let's go off road baby shaming people for how they live or look minding your own damn business yeah i'm all about that life in my cargo shorts two wild animals about to have sex national geographic cameraman oh yeah this is gonna be good for my private collection animals can you i show a little more cheek sweetheart when the total comes out to be 2002 and you only have 20 but the cashier says okay you really mean it oh thanks dude you saved my life yo imagine this but as cereal invest in best invest this actually was made into a cereal for a little bit and nobody bought it but it's not the actual that it's just cereal shaped like this when you drop your phone at 1am on your bed but you pull it up by the charger i'm gonna get it don't you fall over the hole dammit my brother and his academic achievements my sister with her athletic awards me and my meme collection blep it's kind of like me i chose to be a voice actor and they're all doctors and once a lawyer moving on this describes my gaming experience with modern warfare warzone i just play to have fun occasionally and then people scream at me when i die when you're waiting to tell a joke but the conversation starts to change no no big ed have joke not about hair mayo me trying not to cool off so people don't think i have corona after choking on my own saliva god gotta keep it in mike should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes the guardian people with an iq above room temperature actual lawyers ha are you winning son always have been dead it's time to put your meme out to pass your daddy girl i can't believe you didn't cry in titanic do you have any emotion have you ever cried me am i winning son yeah dad you're winning you're going to the great win in the sky oh god i'm gonna miss this beat mate olympia lightning bolt jamaican sprinter usain bolt's baby daughter olympian lightning bolt oh i'm coming for you redditers xae12 i don't understand this joke cause i'm dumb when you're the quiet friend in a group and they ask you something oh i'm sorry i have dialogue i'm used to just staring intensely over here i haven't had a role outside a voice acting my entire life besides accurate work okay here we are that blew it i live over 400 years before i die what i only become up to 70 years before i die you're lucky i only live 24 hours before i die man you guys die wait you don't live forever like me the queen that sucks for you i am the dumbest man alive digital art is not talent because it's not real drawing ah i see you were clearly a dumber take this crown me majesty some poor old gary summer was just hoping to declare his love for doris today gory heartbeat oh that sucks gary putting your drink in the freezer so it gets cold faster remembering about it two hours later oh dear god my oh wait vodka doesn't freeze i am fine first aid her what do you do me remembering girls like bad boys i sell drugs are you serious remembering girls like sensitive guys to kids in need why do i fix everything i touch it's too perfect i'm the perfect man now suspect is driving a green everything oh dear god what car is this originally i think this is definitely a toyota i'm at least i'm almost no wait i don't know i'm pretty sure it's toyota though sockets with built-in extension cords invest the two hairless spaces between his chin and his lower lip look like spider-man's eyes it's beautiful i've looked at it for five hours now hi my life is my life is complete flag this video inappropriate content underage video does not play spammer misleading other nudity and sexual content pornhub employees me gotcha some kid rain rain go away god who had a plan to flood the entire city jeez i don't know man i don't know i could i made the kid but i could also drown him damn cooking show judges after tasting literally some of the best food in the world acceptable i can't do that oh jeez but i can do all the justin roiland characters you don't say cougar i don't know man dick a female dog okay talk fool what are you a female dog fool and i bet oh god france can you help us in war no thanks you know it just is not what we do it's against britain two z teleporter compatriots that was not french at all what was i doing oh you were sucking at doing the accents that is what welcome to the gang kid we've got steel and steve murdering mike and dad what did your dad do eh nothing he just gives us moral support while we play games he's a pretty bad cookie clark kent takes off glasses to clean them random civilian is that superman nope nope nope just cleaning my glasses see you later everyone banning tiktok because they spying on us meanwhile google oh let me just take some of that data over there thank you how green is your lettuce lettuce green a f dude a f i'm super vegan over here when the quiet kid had enough and he decides to roast you frick jeff created group frick jeff added you you're now admin jeff left oh burn it's 20 26 it's the showcase of next-gen consoles rockstar games logo shows up gta 5 remastered when you're playing hide and seek and your spot is so good that you've been hiding for two hours i am tree kitty american hospital when a patient dies yeah whoa americans hospital realizing the patient can't pay since he's dead no this generation doesn't know how to treat girls also husbands in their generation when the house wasn't cleaned i'm gonna shoot you honey i'm gonna shoot you real good never run out of ink ironic isn't it japan and reality japan and anime damn and here we have america in reality just burning to the ground dad's telling jokes at home dad's telling jokes at work keanu reeves in movies piano reason games keanu reeves in real life oh yeah sick dude oh you want my seat on the bus take it brother it's a kitty cat blocker 2000 take my money when you finally set up all of your toy cars but your mom says it's time for bed f in the chat for the toy car race five thousand scientists explaining why it's bad to stay up late me staying up at 4 am watching him explaining ha this is also funny because it's 4am and i'm recording in my booth and i gotta wake up at 6. it's gonna be a good time antarctica hasn't reported a single case of covert 19. this is what real leadership looks like who knew mumble from happy feet was the president we really needed wait it's all lego it's all lego always has been now you're about to let go of your life when you fart in an online class and your name lights up that's great a magician guessing wrong on purpose is this your card me a professional introvert yes me and the magician it's sustained off me and the boys at work when the nice manager lost it and called karen a female dog holy crap boy she did it we're not getting written up either today me showing a funny meme to my mom no joke this is the same exact look on my mom's face when i was trying to explain to him what i do on easy peasy mexico wow that's actually beautiful mexico and american movies well that was a bad rendition of the star wars theme for tattooing bar organ man driving stolen car crashes into woman driving another stolen car and that kids is how i met your mother they both kind of look happy about this and smug at the same time west virginians are campaigning to replace confederate statues with mothman moth noise intensifies can we actually replace it with mothra or godzilla because that'd be a lot cooler woman not being harassed greek mythology and then along came zeus you will carry my child so what's the news i'm not your friend that is good news you may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted your outsmarting oh when the teacher calls your name to see if you're present and you say no ah they totally haven't heard this jerk a million times you know you spend too much time on reddit when this looks normal and this looks weird das vadanya bugs bunny my nose my parents three-year-old me what oh running away with your nose okay that's funny a corn sight 12 year old me you have to be 18 or older to enter born in 1896 your move younger brother deletes bank account parents everyone makes mistakes older brother spills water on the floor parents useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless useless it is i dio and you're a useless kid get out of here my pee when i'm done peeing might be when i put my meat back in my pants bonjour eagle can rip off flesh from its prey ostrich can cover up to 15 feet in a single stride pigeons we can crap on you from such a height you'll think god himself crapped on you over here pokemon aren't real my pikachu's oh god i hope that's a dead rat cause either way it's not okay me going to get some pizza rolls at 2 45 a.m my dog following me thinking he's getting some when it's my dog he always gets some baby me heal my disease brain no me takes pill with no effect brain oh jeez you son of a female dog i'm in isn't that right uncle rick that's right morty placebo effect our life is like a 3d printer most of us don't have one including me male escorts should be called prostitutes oh i'm chad i'm gonna be the prostitute banging you tonight from uber prostitutes what can i get you tonight maybe a little no stop there stop first grader singing rain rain go away the shaman who spent two hours summoning the rain you messed up kiddo if you're the smartest person in the room you're in the wrong room the smartest person in the world whenever they're in a room with someone oh god i gotta get out of here man how you feel when you grab some sand at the beach my god my fallen comrades this is for you how it actually looks oh boy this is some nice saying let me just move it around to my hands haha that feels funny when you see different busts during the school field trip hey you guys suck even though we're all in the same class japan bans visitors from screaming on roller coasters at reopen theme parks me and the boys elsa thinking it's acceptable to sing in the middle of the night people of andrew hey i'm trying to sleep over here you crazy lady with the ice powers god some people have no manners over here skin color doesn't matter we all look the same and the predator's vision five second unskippable ads this isn't fair how dare youtubers want to make a living 30 sec ads that you can skip after five seconds oh i've beaten the system i have magical hair i have ice i slip i sleep real good if you think you're smart then spell it s-m-a-r-t i said spell it let go me i'm not inside parents at a school play when their kid goes up on stage oh my god quick get the camera harold he's gotta do amazing whoa man except this didn't happen for me it'd be just two blank spaces i did an acting monologue and skateboard tricks in the same thing and neither of them showed up cougars had a sad life teenagers need to focus on morally important things talks about politics feminism racism sexuality discrimination etc trying to fix the world you're that teenager people don't know what they're talking about hold on this whole operation was your idea you know what forget you boomer therapist unleash the tiger inside you the tiger inside me real meow i just like some extra snacks when you're in 1v1 in an online match but you both can't aim for crap you're just like me trash come on pal careful my husband is suspecting us suspecting what do i even know you i'm her husband you are out of my suspect list wth i'm sorry my husband was using my cell phone to test you luckily you haven't said anything what could i say i don't even know you this is still her husband i wanted to confirm this trickster i will find you cheating on my wife if it's the last thing i do winning miss universe every freaking time aliens humans yeah i have the power me just walking on the same path as her a girl thinking i'm following her me speed running up in order to surpass her she thinking i'm chasing her me running because it would be strange if i stop now believing i'm gonna kidnap her that's great giving money to girls on only fans giving one dollar to wikipedia wow her he's probably thinking about other women and i can hear my son playing video games in the other room i wonder if he's winning are you winning son when they say werewolf but not how wolf he's no fat i'm just vote for him lady my child is drowning in your chocolate fountain willy wonka oh no anyway on to the two of my friends okay oh you got me well if you made it this far i want you to know i read a lot of your comments and i see a lot of them saying he sounds like bakugo and deku at the same time so here's a little fan service i guess come here deku wait i can explain bakugou well there you go anyways i hope you enjoyed feel free to like comment subscribe have a good day and remember be good people

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Id: 7KX6L0cuiak

Length: 18min 54sec (1134 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 02 2020