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that shirt makes your eyes pop oh my god really yeah dude thanks i needed that confidence boost today hello everyone welcome back to easy peasy it's your favorite weird-haired and even weirder eyed narrator cougar and today we're going to be diving on into suddenly gay so i'll take past all my own personal self references and get right to the memes oh bro that sucks here um it's a little weird but let me help you thanks belle thanks again buddy oh come on dude based upon how frequently you use the body part it will grow brighter than other body parts which parts of your body will glow the most and will it be embarrassing you could strap me to a merry-go-round and use my anus as to warn ships of coastal rocks in a thick fog me too pal me too i'm not gay but big boy hybrid tomato beef master hybrid tomato bush goliath hybrid tomato bradley heirloom tomato dude that freaking art for the bush garden one of bush goliath is freaking amazing and heck the big boy's not looking too bad himself oh bradley's rocking it and oh beef meister look at those buns right there look at those buns attack how will you attack the bully pick your move lick pick your target his nipples this guy the bully i don't like this game anymore high test if you see these bananas as yellow you're normal red uh you may have coronavirus blue hey you're gay well i guess i found out my sexual identity today what the frick is boba m it's a drink with balls in them you drink the balls and sometimes you choke on the balls but they are delicious balls oh yeah they are guys say crap like the perfect girl isn't obsessed with their looks can play video games likes to work out watches sports and would drink with me dude just admit you're describing one of your homies lmao i am it's my buddy rafi shut up my favorite meals to stretch apart mmm grilled cheese mozzarella sticks a pizza oh look at that booty girl that yo that guy's got some thick legs as someone who goes to the gym every day i respect that playing spin the bottle at the party and it lands on your best friends how you doing well i'm doing all right now one of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner yet nobody talks about it bottom left will you hurry and catch him before he gets too far away oh i'm gay lmao i'm not actually gay my boyfriend took my phone and tweeted that i'm totally not gay i'm bisexual and you need to accept that okay i've got something for you real quick will you be my boyfriend yes or no ah sorry i don't think cheetos that is offensive my friend good luck breeding those lions yeah yeah you uh you got a little problem there bud i know you have to decapitate me now but it really was worth it don't worry only female do that but i had good time i can decapitate something down there with my tongue if you know what i mean get in loser we're doing butt stuff tonight whoo i actually really want this hoodie i'm gonna buy it after this if it's for sale still i've never told anyone this at the 2 chainz concert for homecoming he yelled where are my sexy ladies at me lit standing right near the stage not knowing what's going on puts my hand up he then says sit your gay butt down i went home and didn't play his music for weeks that's kind of offensive too chains i like your music but hey man he's a fabulous lady don't don't let him get your hopes down abe oh sucking dick one time make me gay if i cook one time am i a freaking chef no it's okay if this 20 dollars is not gay being gay isn't a choice i was straight until 2005 when i was forced into homosexuality by chris evans wearing just a towel and fantastic four that was a nice scene but he's much better looking as captain america ooh those muscles noah you get to enjoy the little things in life like blowing bubbles they call me bubbles in the classroom because i'm always rising to the top look at them they were in on it look at those smiles they know what they're doing stupid mod who delete the cow can suck my large horse penis may i also do that please it is impressive and i want to you know flavor it for myself girls compliments hey lauren that's a cute top boys compliments hey patrick nice [ __ ] love this my buddy is nervous because his long-distance girlfriend asked him to send her a dick pic this is what your crew is for i don't know you think she'll like it she will love it trust us it honestly looks really good derek does lighting make my balls look weird are you kidding the balls are the best part second the balls love the balls you got this man she loves you and she'll love this she'll love that dick all right youtube comment section pornhub comment section i don't watch porn on nerd i'm a billionaire who has stacks with your mama whenever i need to how the frick do you find my mom i have two dads tracked her down i have sex with your dads too understandable they are attractive men hey herdero broke up with you hope you're okay hon um i think you have the wrong hun i am attila he who conquered the balkans who they call the scourge of god who who gave daryl the best 10 years of his life oh yeah and i miss him so much remember these fellas well they're dating now ooh ooh i can respect that almost every hand you've shaken has had the dick on it that's why i cut to the chase and just shake their dick hey there buddy how you doing sir i'm going to be calling the cops now please take your hands off my penis all right then sorry for the inconvenience does your math contain unhealthy gluten sugar msg not sure bring it down to your local police station they will test it for free no appointment necessary yeah so i went down there and told them if they could find the bag i shoved deep up my butt they could test it all they wanted during the search procedure i climaxed three times and each time i did i got a whole emotional with police officer who was performing the search i asked him to cuddle and stuff but he got furious and kept on going he took him about an hour to realize there was no back best evening ever 10 out of 10 we'll definitely visit again why are you putting garlic in your pants so dracula won't try to bite my booty why would dracula try to eat your booty he won't the garlic are you even listening come and eat food point multi cuisine if you know what i mean is anyone else sort of madly in love with someone they know they shouldn't be if so who is it my ex i am also in love with this guy's ex i am a straight woman that's pretty gay brother even better baby oh sweet it's basically what beth the soda or beth soda does to us whenever we buy a fallout game they screw us thanks guys we brought mountain dew flavor lip balm and now we just keep saying bro i need some gamer fuel and kissing each other this isn't a cute relationship post we are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now so yeah frick frick cuck no no no oh frick no spell your name using only these laters t y a g h x oh death is uh death is not okay teenager sues his parents for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for naming him gaylord i don't know he seems kind of gay to me up that's all i'm saying over here and i'm filthy frank i'm always right even now that i'm joji and never coming back come back i wish there was a website like grindr but for straight guys where you can meet other straight guys to bang oh baby just text me any day would you ever give me a hint oh no that's gross wtf oh yeah baby [Music] what are we are we a couple or not listen darren i enjoy the night scares we have but i'm not in a serious relationship type of mood right now but i love you scary monster under the bed well the only thing i love is that booty this uh messed me up a lot girls i have a new bf how cute boys dude getting a gf is way too hard wanna frick yeah bro i've been on a dry spell nice [ __ ] bro did you say no homo nebra i said no hetero and nice [ __ ] bro hey i'm rhyming like i'm lexi what's up sexies well hey sexy how you doing whoa i'm not gay and neither am i i'm a heterophile i'm only attracted to stray people oh phew okay then not gay fricker come back with normal friends can i get a hug ugh no that's gay with the homies slaps booty oh yes okay dude you made it you've made it a little weird hey we're friends come back i need you inside me you already fooled me once ah would you take one million to walk in on your best friend with your girlfriend me yes plus 1 million plus best friend plus girlfriend just join in yeah that's a way to think about it and i'm all for it dude me signing my friend up for grindr as a joke the email is already in use oh my kiss me if i'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right sorry bro they're dead let's commit smooches no homo i [ __ ] choked on my water the ancient texts clearly state and i quote upon meeting a female you must approach her and say hello there and if she responds with anything that isn't general kenobi then she is not worth it amen we don't date uncultured women we don't date any women we date men and we're proud of it eight year old me eight-year-old me in the mirror world bow chicken wham whale i'm mod me too oh call me a baby yo so nudist beaches are basically a gay convention there are two women's and 46 old men sharing space with erect penises finally found my place always wondered if that's what goes on at nude beaches girls my boyfriend has to be over six foot handsome kind and smart boys my girlfriend has to be a girl optional whoa wake up son we need to have a serious discussion about the type of pokemans you've been catching lately elaborate dad what's wrong they're just buff manly beautiful pokemon yeah you see that's kind of the problem does watching gay porn make you gay watching anime porn doesn't make you a cartoon have fun fam being called a kitty isn't even an insult to me bro i know you love kitty so basically you just said you loved me which means you're gay and we have to kiss now [ __ ] her up buckaroo me accidentally clicking on the pornhub gay section my dad at the top of the recommended dad why didn't you tell me i would have been so proud he'd smash you in the ring anytime he can smash my ring he can freak me in my booty anytime anywhere hand it please ooh son hey dad i finally had my first blow job how was the experience salty hold up hold up you didn't make him shower first son i taught you how to do that with your other dad jeez when the bully calls you gay so you freak him in the school bathroom oh that's right buddy i really enjoyed our time birthday dinner seafood is food for women but happy birthday um seafood is not seafood for women there bud i'll hurt you you're feeling homosexuality okay i'm fine with that my dude what would you do in this situation huh take my dick out so if he eat me he gay oh that's probably true when the shark's like oh no no i can't eat him wait if i can i'm bisexual call me your buddy dear liberals if gay sex isn't a sin then why does charlie kirk call me a bad boy when he fricks my booty ben shapiro white power bottom give it to me harder dr wife okay honey i'm straight but damn i want to frick a fanboy really bad you uh might not be straight there bud anything you can do out of a suit you can now do in a suit oh the cricketer or should i say the cockatiel uh gay taco bell never mind it's a sex shop i got some sweet butt plugs in there sorry to introduce you're scrolling with the truth but um it's a media mario that's in there right good i wish to be irresistible to men that is right i am spider-man now then your teacher says porn degrades women but there are no women in the porn videos you watch huh that does not sound right me waiting for the magician to saw me in half oh yeah this is gonna be good oh yeah know why i called you in here because i actually sent you a dick pic accidentally man come on i thought we had a connection l to adjust the tow bar in the new land rover defender 2020 model i'm not even joking oh yeah just give it a good shake land rovers are one very sexual car my son and his friend have been playing fortnite together all night they are such good friends oh yeah build that mountain in front of me baby well if you made it this far you probably don't hate me and it's time for another fun fact about cougar the narrator my first kiss was on camera which i already said but it was a guy anyways thank you so much for watching feel free to like comment subscribe let us know what you like to see more of down in the comments below have a good day stay sexy out there and remember be good people

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Length: 14min 11sec (851 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 22 2020