r/Me_irl | they can't see

summer i wish it was colder winter i wish it was warmer spring i wish i was happy [Music] hey what's going on ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to be taking another look at r me irl what i still don't quite understand but you know what i don't need to let's get right in there this guy looks like every single spider-man actor put together so you're saying he would make the best permanent spider-man actor huh i'm going to sleep why do you never see an advertisement for a microwave it's like toilet paper who the hell isn't buying this and yes i know we still see ads for toilet paper but it's just as unnecessary when you're looking for an adult to handle the situation and you realize that you're the adult i don't like being the adult in any situation it's no fun whatsoever 11 p.m 2 a.m 4 00 a.m eight minutes before my alarm i don't know why you gotta do this man sometimes this sub just feels like it's personally attacking me me angry already a doorknob grabbing my clothes that's when it's time to break the door yeah let loose give in to your anger friend why did you buy that arizona drink jacket it's weird and aesthetic there's an arizona drink jacket you know what to do folks just like with the goth crocs hunt it down for me and shoot it to me on twitter because i might want to get an arizona jacket australia vs u.s language differences bloke man cyclone hurricane lyft elevator shopping center shopping mall universal healthcare oh oopsies we forgot about that word so you want hair extensions yes i want to surprise my husband super what do you think fantastic honey i'm back nap time perfect babe babe babe wake up uh-huh oh god you're finally awake you've been asleep for two years [Laughter] when you see the opportunity you know you have to take it can you hang out no it's my dog's birthday and it most certainly was it was a joyous occasion and many great times were had by all this book has been banned in the ussr and china as well as the united states banned in the ussr for being anti-communist banned in the united states for being pro-communist ain't that interesting it's a prank bro lmao calm down the camera's right over there yeah it was just a joke yeah god was really bored my mom was worried about my trip to the grand canyon so i sent her this and then you promptly fell to your death no okay then thinking of doing a bit of remodeling what's a nice carpet for a bathroom okay well that person is completely correct so get that straight first of all you know i'm actually thinking about getting one of those rugs for my bathroom found something new to say when i leave a room stay fresh cheese bags 10 years 15 years 20 years my guy you're right in the middle what nobody text on the cigarette box i'll kill you well it's good to know sometimes you want people to be upfront about their intentions and i want that even more from a product of any kind cigarettes sure as hell aren't designed to kill you but man they are really really really good at it friend request you know my ex literally broke up with me because i couldn't get over you all you freaking do is send me clash invites what you couldn't get over somebody that only communicated to you via clash invites if you don't click these bad boys a couple times before you use them i can't trust you and you shouldn't be able to trust the tongs either because they probably don't work if you didn't test them my living room corner wall floor wall oh i see yeah horrible color palette though super boring me after taking all of my exams in a restaurant because the customer is always right oh in some universe that actually works oh look it's messages from mom isn't that so silly yes mom they're all so talented oh i love her sense of humor it's so adorable me installs an app also me wear dark team yeah no i don't really relate to that i don't really give a crap now don't get me wrong i use dark themes on pretty much everything i know has a dark theme but when i install an app that's not the first thing i'm looking for i'm usually trying to hunt it down because i don't know where it is amongst all of my apps video game stats be like plus two defense plus 15 defense well the one on the right is ultra rare come on keep up today i will watch funny old youtube videos clueless oh that one kind of hurt that would hurt yeah i'm not gonna lie to you the worst part about that is you'll never ever know what those videos were you just won't remember and that is a damn shame seven-year-old me at 2 am debating if i should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon it's worth it trust me it's so worth it just get down there and make your business the economist asks why aren't millennials buying diamonds sorry i was too busy paying 485 dollars for a campus [ __ ] parking pass i know he didn't have the f word in there but i added it for emphasis because it's quite disgusting that they have to do that nickel and dime the kids that are already paying you forty thousand dollars a year go [ __ ] yourself astronaut leland melvin includes his rescue dogs in best nasa portrait ever i'm so glad he rescued those dogs from space yeah they wouldn't have lasted long out there without him he eat well geez with a mouth like that can you give him something a little bigger next time i think he can handle it me ignoring text messages until i gain enough energy to be social again i know of at least four billion people right off the top of my head that do this exact same thing every day so we all think that we're ignoring each other and then we all think that our friends hate us and it's a very very vicious cycle just answer spiraling out of control this man spends 90 minutes a day online everyone reading this 90 minutes are you mormon 90 minutes what's the most bull crap fact you can make up that sounds true i'm fine just a bit tired oh yeah that one hits right below the belt thanks when your game unfreezes as soon as you open the task manager fear will keep them in line it's just a coincidence i swear i swear to god that's all it is my tongue precisely explaining the location of the food stuck in my teeth so that my fingers can take it out my fingers look man your fingers and your tongue don't exactly see eye to eye so it's gonna be a little difficult to hunt down what you're looking for in there nothing is on fire fire is on things i worry about you sometimes candace we all do trust me we all do some fish with the audacity to crawl on land microsoft excel 10 hours a day for the rest of your life ain't society great swear if i could go back in time i would i'd go all the way back to the day the first little mofo crawled out of the lake and i'd punt that [ __ ] right back in there i like frogs me too oh they got married how sweet oh it was a dream never mind this scenario sucks i mean i guess she's got her frogs though me at 3am imagining the funeral of a person who is still alive yeah i can't say i've done that one you think that's cringe italian moms wait nine months just to end up naming their kid giuseppe hey screw you that's how you pronounce that name right punch it bro the light's gray who gave that dog a license i demand to speak to the dmv person who gave that dog a license about three years ago a stock photo of me shot by anne went viral as a meme on facebook since then my image has appeared on t-shirts mugs towels you name it helen and alexa conspired to buy me this t-shirt for my birthday guess he'll die i do appreciate hearing about the folks behind the meme sometimes why are you so happy no reason for no reason how the [ __ ] well would you look at that she just straight up didn't notice he was doing it at all and then it created this weird photograph yeah okay we're moving on now delivery man we are out sorry please hide in garage okay i'll just wait for them to get home then when the lights been green for 0.000124 seconds and the person behind you honks ah welcome to new york when i'm in the middle of a big boss fight and the hp gets low oh you're telling me the witcher eats beans goodbye my friend you call that a hug oh god stop stop they're gonna pop no not the monkey i'm telling mom good idea candace she's going to love it you have to be comfortable in your own skin it's illegal to wear someone else's gross get the image of this man out of my face this asian american woman has been having a year of bad days without committing any hate crimes wow imagine that and she's not going around murdering anyone screw a breakup you ever join a playstation party in here yo who invited this mofo not a playstation party but i've been there man it's great here in albany we love those that are gay bisexual transgender and even irish wow full support across the entire spectrum you rarely see that i went to hug a girl and she grabbed my hand and shook it one of the most isolated places on earth known to man your bed i'm guessing i'm probably your dad that makes it so much better me mom can we visit jupiter no but we have jupiter at home oh you really do have jupiter at home okay that's pretty cool though after all why not why shouldn't i keep it i'll tell you why you're lying to yourself you're lying it's not gonna be useful just take it to best buy give it to them they'll do something better with it than you sitting in a bin for 20 years while 400 others slowly arrive in the same bin don't lie to yourself don't do it it's just torture i snuck out my phone during a lecture and immediately received this cue the x-files theme professor donaldson's iphone would like to share a photo [Laughter] oh my god gonna be late wait gotta kiss my dog yeah i guess me but with my cat i only label the important things oh that sticker's gonna fall right off you just gotta use a little bit of spray paint you know what i mean ramses i'm sorry i diagnose you with letma what's letma let my people go adding lol at the end of every sentence does not hide your pain yes it does lmao up top brain wow he screwed that up me what the past 10 years at least i've learned from my mistakes hello well yeah we sure did didn't we how i imagined i'd look in my 30s how i look in my 20s hey be nice no one the entire british royal family right now oh yeah i couldn't give a crap about literally any part of the royal business remember eleven and mike here they are now feel old yet oh god oh i hate that no no no no no no no no don't do this comparison no job no money no job less than no money i hate the world oh sorry i mean i hate the united states what if you are a morning person but you're just in the wrong time zone no no no definitely not i am a morning person and that goes to any time zone you may be old but are you this old no no no no no we're not actually using this in age memes now are we please i did this in elementary school don't do this to me i'm not allowed to be old yet god and i had a deal when you're roasting some onions but she can't smell it [Laughter] get out of the house me overthinking when someone texts me in a slightly different way than they usually do it's because they hate you that's what it means it's gotta be this is a pair of scissors then what the heck is this it's a duel the heck are these boxes planning nothing mind your business let's go about your day nothing to see here dude dating over the age of 25 i'm old and tired please do not play me really 25 seems to be the cutoff huh am i ancient now god dang this is making me feel crappy vampire hunter pulls out cross muslim vampire you underestimate my power adulting when they ringing up your groceries and you're in line looking at the price increase like 1346 2667 45 89 23 134 555 see this is why i don't do the grocery thing i just spent ten dollars a day on taco bell and we call it even and by we calling it even i mean the universe and i wise words from toys r us pull out and save up to six hundred dollars i think if you pull out you might manage to save like a few hundred thousand dollars can we not talk about my future when i'm relaxing yeah it's really best not to bring up stressful topics of conversation when you're trying to chill me trying to stop myself from replying to someone in 0.2 seconds after it took them three weeks to reply to me no just do it it's no problem you know what to expect from them and i guarantee you you giving them the same treatment that they give you when it comes to a response is not going to resonate with them whatsoever so you do you quit stressing yourself out although don't get me wrong i'm not trying to defend the person that takes three weeks to reply because you know it's incredibly goddamn rude but that's a whole other story entirely let's move on the tiny bit of dopamine trying to keep the rest of my body going why is no one having a good time i specifically requested it we need to have a talk when you get home put one in water what the hell is this it's a rhinoceros i really like the ones where the parents think they found drugs and then they look like morons we named him richard oh i get it i understand how nice of you poor cat rob the balloon guy that's just my name don't actually rob me please this happens all the time several times a week i'm very very very poor please stop doing this me stays home from school everyone's in second period right now yeah i used to do that although hey why are they in second period at 6 00 pm unless that's 6 am which makes even less sense hi there i'm robin amk founder and sole proprietor of mk industries and i'm here to tell you that yes i am very fun at parties my moral compass leaving my body when a villain is sexy that's right that was me with captain hook me in the shower trying to remember if i already used the shampoo oh no that's the first thing i do i don't ever forget that 43 million dollars in cash found in an empty nigerian apartment poor guy probably spent the last decade trying to share it but no one ever replied to his email dang i was this close to doing it it's all fun and games until your oversized shirts start fitting stop it don't do this to me it's too early random person what's your spirit animal me cat invades market tries to steal cat food but ends up sleeping i have been like 60 of these images it's making me mad okay wearing socks for nine hours straight re-wearing socks after taking them off thank you thank you okay come on what kind of stat is this hmm has not seen father since 1996 yeah what kind of stat is this that can't be real right there's no way three days until mario steals your liver now more like a week until mario is publicly executed thanks nintendo when you forget your wiimote strap right into the tv i remember the sound very clearly being so stressed that relaxing makes you stressed because you're not working on what is making you stressed it's a vicious cycle isn't it oh such is life grown man got his finger stuck in the wall at chipotle well it looks like he got what he deserved first day in a new group good morning good morning morning a week later hey what up hey sup was that a month later sup [ __ ] two months later yep it's it's just screaming now it's just weird screaming noises being called smart because you have a variety of information on different subjects but in reality it's all surface level intelligence and you don't feel like you're really good at anything hey look this is the quintessence the quintessential picture that represents me as a human being and i love seeing it all the time aww nobody heart you yeah me googling alzheimer's symptoms all the links being purple um millionaire makes 20 million dollars in 2020 hires artists to make art for 25k artist puts one streak on the canvas thanks artist and has art appraised by an appraiser in his same circle of friends values artwork at 20 million dollars donates 20 million dollar artwork to museum to get 20 million dollar tax write-off pays no taxes in 2020. this is stupid it's just a line on a canvas well you're right you at the museum hipster next to me no you just don't understand it because you're uncultured wish i had this right now that's the worst freaking tent i've ever seen yeah i wouldn't trust that tent with anything feel like a little bit of sunshine would blow it over i wanted to dress up my nephew as a zombie but he ended up looking like a tired accountant yeah that clearly just rolled out of bed the usa in 1776 we shall declare independence the usa in 2020 what do you mean i'm not allowed in walmart people are you okay me yeah no worries oh hell yeah ribbit what the hell is this 2021 2013 yeah you're right i'm serious you're right 2013 was kind of a peak year for me and on that super happy high note we've come to the end of another video folks but before we get going let's take a look at today's fan art another sketch but this time it's for robin oh for me let's take a look oh look at that i'm not a bird this time but hey i have a little birdie right there and i love him always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video to consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed the video well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and if you're feeling super generous why not check out my links in the description down below and hey stay fresh cheese bags

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Length: 18min 51sec (1131 seconds)

Published: Sun May 02 2021