r/Maliciouscompliance "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, QUIT!" "lol ok, bye!"

welcome to our slash malicious compliance where your wish is my command I worked as a housekeeper at a small local hotel at the beginning when I started about three years ago things were pretty peachy I got above minimum wage and worked in an environment with a more relaxed working pace we had more time than your average hotel to clean rooms and it showed in customer satisfaction we had stellar reviews with customers raving about how there wasn't a speck of dust anywhere how everything from the lampshades to the bathroom drain was always scrubbed squeaky clean I loved my job and took pride in it and when we had extra time which happened from time to time we would do some deeper cleaning like scrubbing all the walls inch by inch disinfecting the whole bathroom cleaning the blinds etc even though we all had some extra time we use it to make sure the rooms were always up to a very high standard as a result of this we got a reputation of being unaffordable but very clean hotel so our popularity spiked in our prime we were booked full about 90% of the days our boss made a pretty nice amount of money we don't have a reception we're self-service you get a pass code for your room by a text message so he saved money with that he drives an expensive car and seems very well-off we were never struggling financially then things started changing we're a very close and a team of cleaners who have been in the house for years a couple of us left at the end of last year one moved to another stayed another became a housewife after having a kid and we started expecting newcomers to our team they never came our boss claimed that it's hard to find workers for this kind of job we never had anyone interviewed and I never saw ads anywhere that we're hiring so I'm not sure he was even planning on replacing them so our work pace got tighter we managed somehow but there was no longer time for thorough cleaning then the boss opened a restaurant so the guest could have breakfast cleaning it daily got added to our workload and that place is massive it takes at least one and a half hours to clean daily at the same time he opened a separate Airbnb style apartment three bedrooms kitchen living room and bathroom for larger groups who wanted to reside together cleaning that fell on us as well so suddenly we were down to two people there were seven of us initially and we were shoved to massive new responsibilities we asked our boss again and to hire more people but he said no and then we've been having it too easy beforehand he also refused to add another hour or two to our daily working hours currently 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. we have six hours and everything needs to be done at 3 p.m. sharp because that's when the new pass codes start working understandably we were stressed out there was suddenly far too much to do and our boss also simultaneously expected that we would keep up our usual cleaning standard but when our time per room plummets from 45 minutes to 25 minutes tops usually closer to 15 obviously we're not able to clean everything the way we did before we would get yelled at when we got bad feedback because there wasn't enough time to clean thoroughly enough customers who came in after our clean rooms were disappointed and took their business elsewhere also my co-workers started calling in sick because they were burnt outs it was a mess but our boss maintained the outlook that if he just pushed a massive amount of work on us we'd somehow magically find an extra pair of hands and get everything done a hundred percent last week we had a meeting with my coworkers we discussed the current situation and to my surprise everyone was considering quitting out of loyalty to our longtime employer the five of us agreed to have a meeting with our boss and try to persuade him to hire more staff to bring the hotel back to its earlier standard a couple of days later we had the said meeting our boss was still in denial and said that we just need to up our pace and do things faster he cited that most hotels give housekeepers about 20 minutes to do everything we pointed out that that's true but in that case he can't expect us to clean better than those hotels he scoffed and told us if you don't like working here then leave that was all we needed to hear that night we had another meeting amongst us cleaners we checked our contracts and realized there was no agreed on notice for resignation as were at will so we were all going to take his advice that morning and 9:00 a.m. sharp the five of us paid our boss a visit the look on his face when we simultaneously slammed down our resignation letters and marched out leaving no one to clean the whole hotel that day will warm my heart for the rest of my days he was absolutely stunned he tried to call us to talk things over nah we just did what you told us to have fun replacing what was a motivated loyal and dedicated team of cleaners who made your business balloon I love this response from retail hell in the comments it's amazing how a boss can shoot himself in the foot and be shocked that it hurts our next reddit post is from cassiopi last month I cancelled my business VoIP after seven months of only having 25 to 50% of the services I'd been paying for I kept calling tech support depending on which service they'd get one of the issues fixed for about a week before it went down again the other issue they never got fixed midway through I asked for and got a partial refund for a month but I didn't have the time to keep up with it on a regular basis when I put in the cancellation request I had two months left on my contract I asked if they waived the cancellation fee and paying out of the last two months of the contract due to the service issues this was about 142 bucks I figured it was simpler and less expensive for them than asking to calculate out a refund for the other months of no service my request was ignored and I got an email about the cancellation so I sent another email asking for a waiver it was declined no explanation I popped over a third email saying if they didn't want to write off the end of the contract then perhaps they'd be willing to give a refund for the percent of services I had not received I calculated this out to be about a hundred and fifty eight bucks and asked for a refund of sixteen dollars it was declined again and I was told like I called billing to request a refund which I did I figured I'd negotiated for the hundred and fifty-eight dollar refund I was told they couldn't do refunds back for that many months they could only do three months I rolled my eyes and said fine I was given a full three-month refund two hundred and seventeen dollars so I and they spent a lot more time and they gave me 75 bucks more than I've been willing to accept our next reddit post is from overpaid overworked years ago I had a thankless labor and service job with a pretty unappreciative boss I've got lots of stories one morning I roll into the office about 7:25 and get a dirty look for my boss as I hit to the dispatchers office to collect my day's work I'm supposed to be there at 7:15 I had actually been working since about 1:30 it was an 18-hour day the night before and was thinking that only being ten minutes late wasn't bad when I got my stack of papers for the day I let out one of those low groans and said oh you've gotta be me it was gonna be another long day the boss takes that as his chance to call me out in front of the rest of the office hey if you're gonna show up late and they complained about work we don't need you around here you're fired I don't know if he thought I would apologize for coming in late and asked to not be fired but I knew that I could have a new equally sucky job before the end of the day so I called his bluff and hand it over my clipboard and walked away he must have looked through my work for the day and realized that he didn't have anyone that could do what I could do and with the labor market crunch he just didn't have anybody on my way out to my car I stopped and started chatting with my buddy and a dispatcher having a smoke the boss comes out and tells me to meet him in his office so we can discuss my attitude I said I'm not going to your office I just got fired my buddy and the dispatch are shocked my buddy says you know he pulled 18 hours yesterday and 15 the day before that dispatch says why'd you fire him we've got no one to do his run today boss is taken a little aback and says I didn't say you're fired I said you're fired so here's your rod for the day I say well if I just got hired we should talk about my starting wage and that's how I got a $2 an hour raise fie hired is a hilariously pathetic backpedal I don't understand when people screw up why can't they just admit they screw up apologize and move on our next reddit post is from XG in existence I used to work in a grocery store back in 2016 I was 16 to 17 at the time I don't work retail anymore but I wanted to share this story I still remember to this day it was a pretty normal night right before the end of my shift I was one of the few closers at my store so it was just me my supervisor and a cashier I worked the self-checkout in customer service desk my supervisor had just collected the Till's and was in the back counting and I was starting my rounds to take back the non-perishables that were left at the registers I also might add that our store had terrible camera placement basically it showed all the registers in the supervisors office store which is where the safe was this is important later after putting up all the items that were left at the registers I did my final checks of the store to make sure there was no misplaced or damaged items on the floor I find a case of beer that was leaking in our beer and wine section and since I wasn't sure how damaged the bottom of the cardboard case was I had to drag it to the front so I could inform my supervisor about the damaged item before taking it to the back we kept a cart full of damaged items to be taken out by the morning crew since the supervisors office is locked while they're counting the tills I call over to her and let her know that there was a damage case of beer and I was taking it to the back she responds with an absence okay it sounds good so I take it to the back place it with the rest of the damaged items and go back to the front of the store to see if there's anything else my supervisors need me to do before I clock out there isn't the next couple of days are fine as I finish up the week and wait for the next week's schedule to be posted and I find out that I'm not scheduled for the next week I figure there must have been a mistake is there was someone working at the same grocery store who shared my first name I go upstairs to my managers office and ask him about the schedule and why I wasn't scheduled he responds with oh my bad I forgot to tell you that you're suspended until the investigation is over by the way can you train your replacement today on the self checkout and customer service desk me confused and annoyed at the moment don't really pay attention to the second part of his comment and scum what was he talking about we caught you stealing that case of beer that you took to the back and until the police investigation is complete you won't be working here anymore please turn in your uniform and nametag and badge I'm furious but I would decide that I would just go with a bit of malicious compliance in this situation well a boss man I took the damage case of beer to the back to be thrown out in the morning as per procedure but since I won't be working here anymore I guess you'll just have to find someone else to train my replacement since I clearly can't be trusted I was the only person who could train someone for the customer service desk other than him his Jia dropped the look on his face was priceless as I took off my uniform and handed him my nametag and over ID card I then proceeded to walk out get in my car and drive home our next reddit post is from one cool username guy so this is about three years ago I was working at Papa John's in Canada and was acting as the assistant manager when we had customers order within the store we would just take the customers name so that we can call out their order once it's ready and usually that isn't an issue well an older gentleman walks in 60 to 70 years old I'd say he waits in line approaches the counter places his order but when I asked the customer for his name I realized I had opened Pandora's box what do you need my name for it so that when your order is prepared I can call it out for you sir you don't need my effing name he turns to the customers in line and says watch out the effing pizza guy want your social security number sir if it's an issue you can just use a fake name just put Bob on it and so I did 10 minutes later his pizza is hot and fresh from the oven I walked to the counter and yelled to the store pizza for Bob the guy doesn't budge I realize now that this man has forgotten that he was ordering under an alias and doesn't know his order as ready the other customers in the store however knew what was happening because they just watched and heard the misery unfold they turned to Bob they turned to me they turned to Bob and I can see it in their eyes even the customers long for that malicious compliant I continue to bring the other customers there orders some who had been there before him and once Bob had noticed that I was serving food to those who ordered after him he approached the counter at this point the pizza is getting nice and dry under the heat lamp it's been about 20 minutes since he's ordered is my food going to be ready soon sir it's been out of the oven for about 10 minutes now I called the name you gave me several times but nobody came to the counter at this point the guy is aware that he's getting his food late at his own demise I hand him the pizza and there's no more exchanging of words he leaves and goes on his way the customers who witnessed the misery unfold were all snickering as he left our next reddit post is from cat Jesus I work in a major pizza delivery chain that so far has been unsuccessful in out pizza in the hut our store is in a college town and everyone is bored as hell right now for obvious reasons so we've gone from maybe one prank holiday to at least three to five which isn't much but still really annoying with how much business we've been getting again for obvious reasons the worst part is how uncreated and low-effort most of them are at least 80% of them are can I get a boneless Pizza or is this the Krusty Krab with the occasional insert GTA fast food order copy pasta here this has been going on way too long so I took up the habit of just hanging up whenever I heard someone saying something stupid the boss wasn't too happy about this but didn't care enough to say anything until an incident where I hung up on someone who wanted that boneless pizza and he called back pissed because he actually wanted to order so I got a stern talking-to from bossman and he sends a message to the company's group chat saying I know we've been getting more prank calls than usual but please don't follow in certain people's footsteps and just hang up on them take the calls as seriously as possible if they order something we can't make calmly explain to them and offer them something we to actually sell we want to try to make money off of them even if they are acting dumb so the very next call is where the fun starts thank you for calling what can I get you I so hungry can I get an extra extra extra extra large pizza with triple every topping I'm sorry ma'am we can only go up to one extra and double each topping hmm okay then can I get 20 extra larges of each meat y'all have so like 20 pepperoni 20 sausage etc these people are obviously high as hell and giggling in the background the whole time sure give me a second to ring it all up okay that's a hundred and eighty pizzas the total would be a thousand bucks I don't remember the actual price but close enough and it'll take about three hours awesome the things will pay with a check when we get there and she hangs up so I placed the order and not 30 seconds later I hear what the actual F from the boss is he runs to the computer how are they paying for this he asks me they said with a check we do still take checks for orders over $200 right they can't have been serious what's this a prank call not sure boss you said take all calls seriously he just grumbles and picks up the phone and calls the customer and all I hear is super loud laughter as he hangs up meanwhile other employees have started actually making the ridiculous order not noticing anything weird about it so by the time the boss finishes the call and cancels the order on the computer there are already five extra large pepperoni pizzas in the oven so we got free dinner for everyone working that night as well as another message in the group chat saying in regards to my last message please just use good judgment when taking orders our next reddit post is from 75-foot ubi not my story but my parents about ten years ago my dad got into a bad accident in the Jetta a woman t-boned him at full speed and let the sight of his car shot to hell he starts to claim through his insurance and they start the repairs the insurance adjuster writes into the repair report that the insurance company put a lifetime guarantee on all repairs done to the car from this accidents things that were repaired and replaced included the transmission the condenser the radiator serpentine belt headlight assembly ECU etc basically a of big-ticket items so time wears on and about three years later the clutch pad needs to be replaced so my dad takes him to the shop and then since the insurance company to bill the insurance agent says why are you sending this to us my dad says it's one of the things repaired after the accident that you guaranteed for life we didn't mean lifetime we meant a year well the policy says lifetimes so you're on the hook after a few nasty letters between lawyers the insurance company pays up but now my parents are pissed at the way they've been treated so they resolved to keep the car until the floorboards rust out things that have been replaced on the insurance company dime since then include the clutch radio left front tire multiple times brake pads and rotors front bumper driver door window motor air filter left-side engine mounts etc the insurance company tried to buy them out a few years ago but my parents refused and since no limitations were put on the repair policy the insurance company is on the hook for as long as my parents owned the car it's a manual diesel so it's gonna live forever current mileage target five hundred thousand that was our slosh malicious compliance and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new router videos every 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Length: 18min 42sec (1122 seconds)

Published: Sat May 02 2020