Rimworld Organ Harvesting (LIVE)

oh hello there ladies and gentlemen i think i think this stream should now be up i think you can hear me hello hello are you there can you actually hear me is this is this actually live i don't know who to trust though um chat if we're actually live say oh boy i can't wait to have my organs harvested um that way i know you're here and yeah that's also technically consent right that's consent for organs to be harvested uh so make sure you say yes i am legally happy for uh the spiffco uh operatives or representative of the spiffing brit to come and take my organs at any moment to make sure to put that and then of course also sign it and post that as a signed document to the po box uh we need it it's necessary uh as we're going to be doing some pretty insane things today so ladies and gentlemen what have you got yourself signed up to either if you're watching the stream live or if you're watching a vod who knows also i think i need to turn my microphone down just a little bit oh my goodness um there we go my friend fantastic that should be perfectly balanced now so that my microphone doesn't peek and i get a bit too loud or excited um so what are we doing today very simple we are playing rimworld which if of course you don't know what it is it is a pretty standard colony management game where you're trying to take a whole bunch of pawns and put them into space and um just do whatever you like in the meantime you can you know set up a nice farm have some pet animals maybe raise some cows whatever worship some trees do whatever you need or you can do what i love to do which is uh rip organs out of people uh turn it into tea and then sell it on the illicit black market it's the best way to celebrate your birthday i recommend everyone does it to be honest uh oh dear you need to change the video resolution the current resolution is two five sixty five one four forty oh dear i completely forgot oh dear i shouldn't be streaming in 4k oh beans give me a moment this is most embarrassing streamlabs obs you're not meant to be in this resolution my friend oh this means i'm gonna have to end the stream and start it again uh i'll be back in one moment chat this could entirely beans up i'm sorry i'm terribly sorry this could beans up massively one second right and we should be back now okay we should be back hopefully right now there we go i think we're back uh tell me if we are in fact back chat tell me i desire to know um 1440p is good quality well i know 1440p is good back good quality but yes hopefully we're back um yeah i know sorry youtube doesn't like streams being at 4k they like to upscaled 1080p and put it to 4k which is complicated kettle of fish but hey we're back um now of course we're back you can like the stream you can of course legally say happy birthday to me despite the fact that technically my birthday was way back on august the 1st but hey the channel was deleted on august the 1st so it wasn't exactly like we could celebrate it then because i didn't have a youtube channel so we're back we're here to play some brim world and of course what are we doing today well we're going to be showcasing a few very fun exploits that you can pull off with the brand new rimworld 1.3 update the ideology expansion as a few very fun cheeky little shenanigans we can pull off to kind of break the game and cheese it in some magical ways some very very spicy perfectly balanced gaming moments um of course thank you very much to all of you in chat for turning up here today uh seriously thank you everyone who likes the stream it is really really really powerful in the youtube algorithm to like a stream or a video it's just magical i know it pretty much breaks everything that youtube tries to stop us creators from choosing so we're going to start a brand new colony um we're not going to do a scenario editor because we don't need to we're just going to go for the standard crash landed but we will modify it a bit because we need to give ourselves a large quantity of chickens because chickens very important ladies and gentlemen everyone needs a chicken um it's very magical now we're going to play um we can play randy random we'll play randy random on uh strive to survive which i'm pretty sure is standard uh or is it adventure i think adventure story standard but we could do strive to survive you know it'll be a rough challenge but of course it's fine because we can just cheese it a bunch we have a whole bunch of cheeky little shenanigans to get around whatever randy random's gonna protest and of course reload any time because you know we're a streamer we're allowed to do that uh tribes they're all fine um seed oh yorkshire tea there we go this is my favorite scene to always use when i'm playing room world fantastic let's generate this world of course playing with a few mods harmony rimworld herd camera plus edb prepare carefully and a final one that i didn't read out in time but basically allows us to harvest organs from bodies basically if someone dies we can rip a leg off of them this is how i like to play my video games because the stream ended seriously the stream meant the stream is still up don't tell me the stream is dead how is the stream down how is is that seriously geez youtube can i lose my mind youtube youtube you best not be dead no it's there i can see it streams up if if you can't see the stream just refresh tell the people who can't see the stream just to press f5 it's there there you go they just have to refresh the page it's not difficult takes five seconds you just refresh the page um right welcome to room world uh rimworld 1.3 as we play a very unique game of rimbaud we've got some pretty unique unique things to do today because we want to situate ourselves nice and central um to a whole bunch of factions there's a load of factions here and we of course want to kind of be in a temperate forest so and of course have a highway so i think probably large hills right here perfect place to put a base you know we've got a couple of areas that we can interact with people this is very important for all of the exploits uh we need to we need to pull off uh no the solution to the stream being down is not hit alt f4 that does not does not fix the stream don't press alt f4 right so we're gonna pick uh this little area here this would be perfect right near orange goat anchorage my favorite location oh yes now we need to actually create ourselves a ideology now there's a few kind of like unique ideologies that we could go for like say i don't know human purists high collectivists uh nature over man or cannibals um because cannibals are great so naturally we're gonna create our own religion where um i guess everyone is uh i guess bloody dominators the weak deserve to lose what they have raiding and enslaving honorable unlocks melee and shooting specialist roles will have gladiator jewels that seems fine um and then bloody dominators they believe in supremacy actions oh but we can't have cannibals as well oh um not the family hard-working like-minded people putting yourself first is not acceptable human purists and we can have human purists but it's mostly just eating people and then high collectivists well we're not really going to be doing drugs so that's fine uh anyway we're gonna be cannibals and naked man-eaters definitely not doing that we're just gonna be cannibals nice basic cannibals we could be cannibal cowboys welcome to ram ranch 15 naked cowboys at ram branch i can't remember this psycho got the song yeah i know we can customize we can create custom ideology okay we'll be um ideological uh we'll have supremacists we'll have individualist actually we don't want that we just want a supremacist choose at least one meme one meme cannibal there we go uh cannibal supremacists and raiders uh we could do raiders um [Music] raiding required oh don't i don't have required because we don't really need to do that people are just going to come to us there we go cannibal supremacists perfect um it's going to be called neo ethics perfect why not blindness is horrible corpses don't care um moral guide first eater nice skull spike is desired oh this is incredible insect meat is despised fungus is despised oh my goodness i love it relics the blood bow weapons the melee piercer nice i like this venerated animals we could ah that's pretty fun i like all of this this is very very very fun it's all quite early you know the fun stuff but hey are you guys seriously locked up 1440p how can you be locked to 1440p is this seriously oh my god it is how i can select it to 1080p hey you just put it to 1080p and then it's not 1440p it's not difficult how is it for it's not 1440p chat i swear some of you have been huffing glue or something like you can literally just move the setting up okay it's like it's like someone handing you a painting and then you putting like clean film over your eyes and being like can hardly see this painting on the wall it's all it's all blurry like oh who's going in who's gone in the way of the painting oh it's very bad quality painting i can't see it chat sometimes you just you just smooth brain potatoes uh sometimes but we love you nonetheless um right so first couple of colonists of course we've got autumn cecaries thank you very much for your five thousand yens uh autumn you're gonna be our first columnist uh autumn jennifer no just just autumn police uh we're gonna prepare carefully of course bam uh autumn autumn don't need last name seldov street ocean ranger yep that's fine you can be good with plants you're jealous let's go to that careful shooter that's fine that one's fun and oh cannibal there we go because of course everyone has to be accountable um so we have to add that in for everyone you as well cannibal uh industrious fast learner that's pretty fun get rid of all that rubbish and make you younger we don't want you to be 69 jeez come on i'm not running an old person's home fantastic randomize you so you look good oh look at this look at this guy oh he's beautiful right this is our next person j man thank you very much for 200 dollars my friend happy birthday you wonderful individual happy birthday to you oh wait no it's not happy birthday to you too because it's only my birthday i forget that's exactly how it works um you guys don't get to celebrate your birthday the same time as me but hey sucks to be you uh not for me uh next person uh [Music] who have we got we got tyler roman welcome tyler roman and we're gonna have like i think maybe four uh starting colonists um we're just gonna call you roman instead because tyler doesn't fit in and roman sounds fun uh and we're gonna crank you up so that you're good with animals i'm afraid you're ugly but that's fine um we need someone who's good with animals uh so roman you'll have to be animal person that's okay we can now add more would we like to add a [Music] to do i would like some kind of hunter that'd be fun there we go she the farmer right we can rename this do do do do who we got for this hour we can just name it after we can name it later we've got a couple of people who we can just name later um if you're given some money that's fantastic that's really generous i know there's a huge amount of you giving five dollars here's what i'm gonna do for you lovely people who um who've donated five dollars we're gonna turn all of you into um into chickens that's right uh because this colony needs a gigantic quantity of chickens we need a huge amount of chickens i can genuinely not express just how many chickens we can get can i expense this super chat connor you're not allowed to expense the super chat connor's getting cheeky because i've given him an expense account right because you know he does so much with the company um dexter lau thank welcome friend good to see you around uh i think nope i can just put in dexter right you're just going to be dexter a cannibal body purist who is too smart this means you're going to have lots of mental breakdowns i hope you're happy uh relationships well you don't need to deal with that that's fine ex-husbands and all that in the world doesn't matter uh here's what we want to add in um resources animals animals animals animals we need not ducks we need chickens now there's a very unique gameplay mechanic in this game because basically um chickens are very special creatures they're very cheap they're very affordable as you can see we can just whack in like four male chickens here let's find some female chickens i think they're up here chickens are cheap very very very very cheap because they're not exactly that special so there we go we've got four male chickens let's get 10 female chickens now the magical thing with chickens is they multiply very quickly and then the other special thing with chickens is that you can sell them so basically traders will come to your your lovely house and be like hey do you have any goods to sell and you can be like yes i have goods to sell peruse my collection of or chickens depending on what you want to call them um and you can sell those traders chickens there's just one slight issue selling chickens at the moment in the game kind of breaks the trader's ai just a little bit especially if you lock the chickens into their pens and it can create something magical so that's exactly what we're kind of going for today we're going to create a large quantity of chickens sell basically trade to traders sell sell our to traders that's how it is um we're gonna set up ram branch oh my god everyone should be a cowboy that's how we should do it oh my gosh right we're making them all cowboys um hat uh where's cowboy cowboy hat yes everyone gets a cowboy hat everyone gets a cowboy hat oh it's gonna be amazing hat uh cowboy hat welcome to ram branch okay we're gonna have one final call list probably another farmer yeah we can either we can have a farmer sure from a gentle tribe there we go nope you need a cowboy hat there we go bam he's going to be our final final character here it is of course going to be none other than legendary matsy verts who we're just going to call verts for short there we go lovely stuff great memory misogynist and fast learner you're gonna get on great with um the two the two sausages of the colony it'll be fine everyone will work itself out i need to make you a little bit older so that you actually have an adulthood very important to give your people an adulthood oh dear gamer's gone angry age okay no i can't make you older fight fight i can't make you alter can i do it now nope fine i can't give you an adulthood verts you're just gonna have to not have an adulthood why are you incapable of dumb labor you're gonna be a nightmare oh my god it's the one the only away would waffle my friend good lord thank you for a hundred bucks actually not i've got something prepped for this i've got something prepped for when someone is ridiculously generous and um i forgot to do it for j-man who gave 200 so j-man of what wayward waffle i created this just for you just for you my friend look at this look at wait there's a song playing i can't hear the song there's a song playing i hope we have the copyright for this song um i put a good bit of work into this okay i didn't even do this last year this was made last year okay um so i didn't do it today but a lot of effort went into this just remember that a lot of effort it takes a lot of effort for me to do things okay i'm really really effective uh right equipment wise what do we want for equipment we've got bolt action rifle revolver and knife we're gonna need a few more package survival meals because we've got some extra people so just crank that up to 75 and otherwise i think we're good i want to get rid of the male yorkshire terrier we don't need that we can get rid of that and then for fun should i just wack in a fun weapon just a really fun silly weapon zeus hammer i would love to take the zeus hammer but i know i shouldn't persona plasma sword persona zeus hammer mono sword geez these sound great fun uh instead we're just going to take a single ceremonial i should take a golden weapon the single ceremonial tube stay rocket launcher which is going to take a single auto pistol it's not a very good weapon but it'll be good it'll be useful um right are we ready for this oh christopher needham says based on spiff's youtube current audience figures there's a 0.000 no one here shares your birthday there's a there's a chance someone on this planet does share the same birthday as me imagine that being the only person to have your birthday on one day i mean it doesn't exist but it would be interesting anyway i think we're ready to go i'll just save this preset um ram wrench there we go save preset what is there was a problem while saving it'll be fine prepare carefully is uh is you know putting up a fit it'll be okay oh my god gray ferret with a last minute 4000 rub okay right we'll get you headed in quickly great fair in you can be um the designated trader because we do need one uh cowboy hat uh gourmand get rid of chemical fascination and whacking cannibal equally vert needs to be accountable as well i realize so we'll get rid of we can just add it in more trades more good um thank you great for your ridiculously generous 4000 rub uh gray all right we're just gonna be ferret we've won r okay i think this is actually perfect let's go ladies and gentlemen so um are you sure you finished yeah i'm ready i'm ready let's go so there you go reclaim reuse and recycle is our other mod that we're using today it's quite a powerful one um and there you go everything worked out perfectly look at that everything worked out fine here comes everyone oh look at them they've arrived bam bam bam where are the chickens where all am i look at my chickens oh they've all got names that of course appear but you know we're going to rename them uh so immediately first thing of course you want to you know accept everything uh allow everything uh you know this isn't exactly smart parenting method but just drag over everything in your life and say that it's allowed you know what is this this is a ancient ruined tank nice i i haven't played the ideology expansion yet so this is all exciting i am yet to see most of this stuff ancient lamppost oh there's a lot of guinea pigs on this map there is a ancient bed ancient kitchen sink look at all of these ancient things ancient car oh wow look at this look at this ancient security turret ancient tank trap ancient generator ancient mechanoid shells a squirrel that's a lot of stuff i will allow all of the steel there we go we'll need that for building and the like and you know what i think we are completely good to go i don't like the fact that there's a whole bunch of weird old crates but that's okay right where are we setting up our base there's not exactly a good spot to set up our base to get raided because we're going to get raided a lot ladies and gentlemen it happens everyone knows you know it's rim world you get raided but what they don't necessarily know is when it comes to getting raided in this game it happens for one very important reason and that reason is hang on a second i've got debug mode enabled [Music] where are you debug mode learning helper no uh development mode bam there we go it's gone away fantastic we're back to normal so very important thing uh is taking a look at where is the graphs menu is this no i've completely forgotten where the stats are is it world no quests no of course it's not it's just history yes here we go history so this is a very important statistic in room world this is your wealth graph basically so this is your wealth of items your wealth of creatures your wealth of buildings and combined it reaches your total wealth the way the game tracks your progression is very simple it's off of this statistic here the more crap you have the higher your wealth is if you're hoarding like an absolute potato then your wealth is going to go up and up and up and up and up and the game goes hang on a second this person's doing quite well so what do they do they send a raid at you but they send a raid at you based on your wealth statistic if you have a whole bunch of really expensive organs lying around on the floor bam that's a high level of wealth you're going to get a more you're going to get a more difficult braid basically but this entire system can be circumnavigated using a bit of magic and that's exactly what we're going to be doing today along with a few other things and also for some reason the ui looks like i'm playing a mobile game but that's fine we'll just we'll accept it um so few important things we need to do we need to set down a stockpile zone where are we going to build this space there's not really a very defensible position i suppose this area here is the best defensible position we're going to get so was going to set up a stockpile here i guess yep that's fine we can set up a growing zone here in this nice area um and we can grow you know the classic potatoes and then we'll also set up a second growing zone next to it and this one will grow rice as that one grows really fast i haven't got my t mod enabled oh that's devastating oh just have to do bison oh my goodness look at these look at these bisons wow it's almost as big as your mum dab [Laughter] ah it's it's been a long day ladies and gentlemen you don't know how long it's been right you know we can just we can just manually have this set everyone to pretty much mining everyone can do some growing most people can do plant cutting except you because you suck at everything j-man i'm sorry you can do tailoring and smithing though uh researching you're terrible wow we literally have the verts researcher in the world thank you thank you i have my moments um right and it is time i guess to also get buildings so we're gonna want a wall uh because everyone needs a place to sleep we don't want to build over that steam vent else everyone's going to burn to death inside of or once they sleep and that's a bad thing so we can just kind of build a nice area like so here whack in a wooden door and then divide up some rooms so i think one room could go here quite happily there we go someone can have a room there someone can have a room here won't be the best room but who cares you know not all rooms are created equal that's a lesson you'll learn from a very young age i'm sorry guys it's just the brutalist society we live in uh and then another bedroom here and another bedroom here and then i think a final bedroom right there perfect look at that we got everyone's bedroom sorted now we just need to put a bed in everyone's bedroom bed for you a bed for you a bed for you a bed for you a bed for you and a bed for you one two three four five six one two three four five six perfect look at me i'm doing great right wooden doors for all one two three four five six and also a wall there because i missed it fantastic right now do to do to do uh gavin charlton donates ten pounds to say bandlord two you can find a unit called the battalion volunteer if you can buy the unit it currently has a glitch where the image does not show up but you're basically hiring children with no hitbox nice i like the sound of that i'll have to take a look at that i think i did actually hear something about that as well um right now most importantly because you know people sleeping and having a space for people to sleep is one thing but what's the most important thing for us the most important thing is a home for our chickens because our chickens are the most important part of this entire operation seriously they are worth much much much more than a colonist chickens are brilliant they are going to make us so much money it is ridiculous uh i think they also have a space in furniture right is it furniture or is it misc where is chicken house skull spike no egg box egg box there we go so we want a couple of egg boxes we can just surround them just put them around the pit of fire right here just so that it can boil the eggs there you go just use the natural geyser uh pen maker oh pen marker yep we're gonna need one of those chicken capacity 16.2 that's fine we can whack all of our chickens in there no problem uh and i think that's about it i don't think we need anything else in there sarcophagus is always fun caravan parking spot okay now this is important you want to set the caravan parking spot to be out here near your chicken coop but not close enough to the chicken coop where they can overlap and then i think pretty much good to go we're going to mine out i think this wall here this wall like so and these two like here just to give the bedrooms a little bit more space and of course zone out a dumping stockpile perfect and then finally expand the roof area and a build roof area right here because you don't want stuff in your stockpile breaking down perfect cannot build roof over poplar tree well cut the tree down we're not hippies chop down the trees jeez get rid of them trees screw the environment oh so hello chad how are you doing it has been a while since i streamed um and i might be streaming more often you'll learn about why i'll be streaming more often very shortly because um there is an interesting and interesting reason as to why um basically there's some there's some magic involving youtube at the moment and live streams not all live streams are created equal basically some are kind of broken and consequently consequently we shall be enjoying some slightly broken live streams uh for quite a while i think right you grab that you grab that you grab that and you are a maniac who needs to grab the knife you can wear the flak pants and also that i guess oh good dear the chickens are already at it the chickens are at it i will rename the chicken shortly but for the time being are they laying eggs now that's silver that's like hang on a second 189 eggs that's too many that's too ready oh dear oh dear all right bam put on the uh the armor where is the body armor where's the body armor gone if it was right here someone else has run off with the body armor that's fine uh where's the knife i swear we crash land with a knife you know i'm blind i'll find it eventually until then oh wait the knife is probably over here isn't it yeah of course it is right you pick up the knife perfect perfect stuff oh but yes how are we doing today trip have you had a nice summer holiday have you been anywhere special have you experienced anything nice drunk any lovely warm cups of tea or has it just been a miserable case of sitting indoors crying and watching as the world around you melts because my goodness it has been warm as of late and you know what i've already decided we're going to probably need more more chicken area than just this i genuinely think we're going to need we're going to need more so i'm going to wall it like so like so and then like so and then we can just go up like this i think this should give us it more space for chickens uh probably at least i think so right now we just have to wait for our colonists to assemble all of this rubbish it should take a little bit you've cried stan is why also stan is you know you can have the first you can have the first chicken um i think it's in the health section i get to rename them no social training training yes there we go training right welcome and say hello ladies and gentlemen to stan is the chicken stannis you're our first chicken welcome blightwolf thank you very much for your very generous donation of fifty dollars to say jedi master yoda says tea drinker are you big sausage think you have i like your food thank you blightwolf for that lovely donation of fifty dollars oh dear i did like wolf there you go you are now represented as a massive uh actually no you're a female chicken you're just a chicken uh christine s can i be a chicken of course you can be a chicken my friend you are now this chicken right here christian s there we go strix says he wants to be a chicken strix daddy for chicken well you can be a male chicken welcome strokes spam uh rake of the chicken no no no no no no no you are no longer rake of the chicken uh you are now master walt master walt master walter my friend enjoy being a chicken there we go lovely stuff now we're going to be mass producing chickens very very quickly because it's going to happen can i be a chicken you know what you can be a chicken uh what is what is you can be a chicken just be warned remember ladies and gentlemen when you become an animal or a character in my video game universe there is a very large chance that your animal might do something bad and you know if your chicken were to say misbehave uh you are going to be punished in the real world as well that's right if your character screws up my crop planting you're going to get banned off of every platform i own okay maybe not that extreme but you know if if something goes wrong you get punished in game and in the real world like for example i remember the last time we played rimworld one of the irish viewers managed to screw up the potato crop and so we removed his torture all because he caused the potato blight midnight welcome my friend uh thank you very much for the 20 my friend you may be a chicken and pyrometer my friend you can also be a chicken pyrometer very fun name for a chicken regular for chicken soup wow okay that's um i mean i don't think we can make chicken soup but i can turning then you trick into a chicken broth there we go right splendid i think we have nailed everything there is a chicken here called cassandra but i think i kind of want to keep a chicken called cassandra because that's kind of fun now we just need to make sure all of these beds are actually built in time we're doing a great job sending lots of love thank you very much to your name that's very generous of you uh you can have you can have matty over here tnm thank you very much akio you are now renamed to do do do do do do you're now renamed to kill a frog which is you know kind of kind of inaccurate based on the fact that you're not a frog and in fact a chicken um and then i think that's pretty much all of my chickens renamed except kenzo up here i definitely didn't name a chicken kenzo you are now corvus corvus there we go corvus the chicken that's a fun chicken name all right i think i've successfully named every single chicken yep i have fantastic now we're going to be getting a lot of chickens very soon but for the time being this is perfect absolutely perfect uh right guess i'll just speed up and wait for my colonists to actually build the houses that we live in how there's only one person on construction oh this is going to take ages right we'll just make sure everyone actually has some priorities to build stuff because come on guys we actually do need to build things we can't just plant rice all day jeez all right there we go they'll actually get building the base now and also the chicken enclosure which is very important because we want salvation colonists are starving gray ferret how are you starving there is food right here are you a potato ah you are a potato because you botched the construction of the wall twice jeez guys gray ferret like come on i was expecting greatness from you i was expecting greatness but instead instead you know you're just a greeny gourmet greedy gourmand cannibal oh i see this is why you're starving it's because you've got basically 150 150 uh food rate and oh my goodness the first eggs are here and they're fertilized oh this is fantastic so fertilized eggs is a brilliant sign because basically each one of these is going to turn into a chicken it takes a 3.4 days but they turn into a chicken and they're going to get warmed up by the gigantic steam guys that it's beneath them oh dear okay well as long as the chickens are laying eggs i'm happy business is going to be booming i've got the rice down here the base up here now of course biggest issue uh that we're going to run into ladies and gentlemen raids we're not exactly built to defend from raids because we're building wooden structures and have a gigantic you know chicken pen and we don't want any of our chickens dying chicken lives are more important than colonist lives if autumn cicarious were to die to just a mechanoid invasion that's fine but if the legendary strict chicken here were to die everyone in the colonists would be punished we need the chickens to live the chickens are very important very very very very important equally so the prisoners or the dead bodies because they need to have their organs harvested and organs being harvested very important ladies and gentlemen there's a whole bunch of whole bunch of steel over here we'll need that and equally i think it's important that we do actually set up a power production so wind turbines it is let's get a first wind turbine over here it's not being blocked by a tree and then the second one space is already occupied oh yes you've got to move it over a bit perfect this one is being blocked by two trees though so we'll cut them down there we go perfect stuff lovely oh and there's one tree there chopped wood okay now the other thing we're going to need is we're going to need a research bench so a simple shoot frenzy from the gray ferret grey friend ferret is now ready to murder things that's a good sign we're going to want that down there we're also going to need a table i realize so let's make sure to actually put down a nice wood flooring all the way in here now all of this can have wood flooring you know let's just put wood flooring everywhere this will make people happier wood flooring just wood floor up lovely stuff everyone gets a bed everyone gets a wooden floor and then finally we're gonna need a table because it's very important to have a table in this game otherwise your colonists go mad and you don't want them to go mad and we're not building metal stools why would we build us oh we're out of wood oh dear um i guess we can build a few steel stalls and then we can chop down trees it's more important that we get a seating area down quickly though right architecture and order chop wood get chopping these trees down please thank you very much strix daddy is most important chicken strix daddy very important chicken strix daddy is alpha male chicken look at this when tnm meets with blightwolf they together create chicken baby and chicken baby is money chicken baby is good money but it's more it's more than just good money chicken baby can be used to break the ai in this game at fantastically wonderful rates um no we got this chicken pen down not enclosed build fences guys finish off the fences jeez come on it's not difficult not difficult at all get them fences cut down ah make them cannibalize each other and die painfully well i mean that will happen mad turkey oh no oh no okay this is bad so i'm pretty sure the mad turkey will also go after it will also go after um the chickens that we have consequently we need to make sure that verts gets down here asap and defeats the mad turkey right go kill shoot can you can you hit okay run run run run run run run run run run the turkey's trying to peck you run verts run i think it might actually be faster than you no you are slightly faster than the turkey that has been shot good stuff all right keep going keep going keep moving keep moving keep moving kite them kite them around oh i love that okay i think you're now almost far enough away right shoot shoot yes that's good here good hit run run run run oh beans you've been pecked oh you've been pecked twice in the torso from the left leg come on shoot it shoot the turkey good job good job okay that's our first dead turkey lovely stuff we can butcher that down turn that into some food at the same time vote is technically going to bleed out and die eventually his left eye crushed how does a turkey crush your left eye verts what have you done go and go and sleep in bed do we have anyone who's uh who's on medical okay also yeah everyone needs to be maximum for bed rest and firefighting i forget um and bed rest dexter your maximum doctory job good stuff ah j-man bring in the turkey good stuff mecca turkey honestly the fact that the turkey is able to jump up and punch and crush the eye of verts is insane like this is probably like a six foot tall man right and a female six foot tall woman versus a turkey that is able to jump up and crush your eyeball how verts can no longer but can't really see oh no apparently sight is only 94 so they can they can still pretty much perfectly see oh territory right chairman can you please can you please finish the chicken coop it is of maximum importance that the chicken coop is finished more important than the inside tables um right things getting done eating food is too complex eating food isn't too complicated it's fine we can we can manage it look at all the chickens coming in wooden egg box okay so these are some unfertilized eggs that's fine we can have a few unfertilized eggs these can be used for food alternatively for some reason unfertilized eggs sell for insane quantities of money look it's 29 like how that's the same as a fertilized egg it's a bit ridiculous how well eggs sell on the open market you can generally make great money just from eggs all right chop trees please chop trees and also someone needs to be on the research so for research we need um where is it batteries yes batteries are the most important thing to research first lovely stuff [Music] could you name the fastest chicken after me world line zero i'll give it a go but um it's pretty hard to tell who the fastest chicken is when you know they are all pretty much the exact same speed we can release them into the wild i suppose that's what we'll do with the chicken if a chicken starts eating too much food we'll just release it into the wild it can just be a free chicken what's this ancient bed like is it comfy i don't think it's very comfy 85 rest effectiveness i think that's probably better than our regular beds uh no it's fine okay it's pretty much the same okay right we'll ignore it all right that's fine close this pen needs to be enclosed i know we need batteries i know we need a meal source ritual opportunity soon a ritual opportunity is coming soon for the following rituals the fiesta of eating in 1.3 days well i mean the issue is we're probably not going to have any human meat to cannibalize in the next 1.9 days so i don't think we're going to be enjoying that one also is grey ferret naked yes they are topless he is a topless cowboy right why why are you not wearing clothes there's enough clothes you know you can wear clothes there's literally a shirt right here why do you not want to wear it un uncovered chest there is clothes for you please put on some gloves why did you just want to be naked oh geez some people some people ladies and gentlemen it is ram branch what is this ram branch brown ranch is a is a song okay you can find the song online it's a it's a very odd song it's about naked cowboys um it's a it's a meme i don't recommend people search for it um but finally we've convinced verts to actually wear some i know grapefruit to actually wear some clothes this is good it has finally happened and can we please finish off the pen instead of doing whatever else we're doing which is not finishing off the pen no can you cut the trees harvest the trees harvest the trees give me wood and finish the pen right good stuff good to finish the pen good and prototypes finishing the blueprint good good good good good look at this boy go finish that blueprint finish the blueprint yes good oh you're not assigned to constructing that beans no you're going to bed you're not going to bed my friend you finished that you finished that blueprint put that wood down and someone can go build it in the morning okay good need every chicken in the pen all of the chickens are going in the pen oh so i don't think the chickens want the trees so um chop the wood in the pan like so we don't really need trees in there they just want bushes and grass that'll keep them happy bushes and grass when you open the stream and hear naked cowboys look okay don't judge me it's a rim it's a game of rim world everything is on the everything's on the cards okay there's no limits you can just do whatever you like whatever you whatever floats you go it goes in room world or i can hold some rubbish right pull the rubbish out of it we don't want just random chunks lying around those as well they can go i think that's all fine lovely stuff lovely stuff good stuff right oh animal disease flu eight of the animals have the flu what the hell game how oh my god right looks like we're burning all of our medicine tending to animals who is our designated oh also someone has crashed a bartender named gilliman is crashing in a transport pod nearby is suffering from paralytic abrasion will be unable to walk uh oh my god i guess we could just uh we could do something magical with this man because we're basically having free food crash land on the colony okay who is designated animal looking after um it's not hunting handle here we go right you are maxed out with handling but you should probably be the max handler because you're also a doctor so we combine the both and now we look after the chickens um right now i think it might also be a good idea to put down a sleeping spot for all of the animals animal sleeping animal sleeping box perfect wooden animal sleeping box we don't have enough wood but it's okay we will soon enough let us designate a good sleeping area for our chickens there we go all of the chickens shall have a place to sleep because they are good boys and they need good sleep spot we can also claim that why not uh well strict's daddy confirms that he does not have the flu good stuff strix this is fantastic news for you um and so is roller is also okay this is fine the chickens can continue with just you two if necessary starvation gray ferret for goodness sake eat food why are you dying of malnutrition just eat food you idiot there is food here oh my goodness he is literally starving himself to death consume the meal why are you resting instead of consuming food oh dear oh dear these two chickens are just busy doing chicken things this one has the flu oh dear tip right look hopefully we can treat them all i think it should be okay should be fine but currently we are dealing with bird flu why are you relaxing socially when we need to we need to construct chicken boxes we need wood apparently okay we need more wood get chopping trees you're not assigned to plant cutting get you're not assigned a plant get chopping trees you there no i want the person not the chair you're a snort sound who is assigned to plant cutting why do we only have one person assigned to plant okay a few we have a few people assigned to plant cutting get and plank cut you know when there's a job to do you do that job you don't just pretend not to do the job everyone goes cut down the oak tree okay we need wood we need beds for chickens ah randy in that pandemic i can't believe rent oh look at this dexter's herding chickens he's bringing them in he's bringing the chickens in and it's it's christian s the chicken's birthday today happy birthday to christians the chicken can we get some happy birthdays in chat for this chicken my goodness oh goodness most these chickens are aged 1 in 44 days you're two in 12 days and you are exactly one happy birthday look at this that's amazing all right the chickens are going in the wood is being chopped grapefruit is doing a good job right great ferret get constructing and autumn get constructing as well i want as many of these chicken boxes constructed so we can get looking after these chickens there you go look at that look at that chat is wishing christine s the chicken a happy birthday fantastic we've got i think 11 fertilized eggs here which is insane because it basically means we're gonna have a stupid amount of chickens very shortly how many chickens can we fit in here um food chickens oh wait oops animals here we go animals we just want chickens okay nutrition growth 2.45 per day nutrition consumption 1.34 okay so these chickens will basically sustain themselves because there's enough grass growing in this area that the chickens will just eat the grass on the floor which basically means this is a fully self-sustaining economy a perfectly self-sustaining economy ladies and gentlemen it just works it really just works right and are we also researching because i realize we need to get research boy doing some researching go verts go read a book or something after you finish cutting down you can stop cutting down the tree actually all right there you go go oh you want to continue cutting down the tree okay you're no longer max priority tree cutter all right he's now going to go and teach us how to use a battery and oh look at this perfect the chickens will now start being treated look at this we are treating the chickens who have the flu i don't know how you treat a chicken that has the flu and also don't know why the chicken blightwolf has a stab scar what has happened to this chicken was this chicken involved in organized crime there is no way of knowing but it is likely oh dear and also i forget we have the transport pod arriving soon which means we need ourselves a butchering table ladies and gentlemen because why on earth would you bother saving people when you can eat people it's so much nicer and then electric stove yeah we can just pop that there that's fine you can also probably whack some batteries in here as well so if you can use an animal sleeping spot and set it to medical yeah but they can have their own little they can have their little good sleepy boxes look at this a good quality sleeping box wooden animal sleeping box good meanwhile we've got poor quality beds most of the colonists are sleeping on poor quality beds meanwhile chickens they're sleeping on the finest chicken caskets the great oh this one's awful like no one's using this one chickens don't like that one oh dear dear give the sick chickens chicken soup that seems a little bit i don't think that i don't think that's how it works i don't think you do that with them chickens right we're also going to need to build a fridge i realized for all of the food we're going to get so we're going to make it out of steel like so there we go because we're going to be getting a large amount of uh of you know cold food that we need to store so we will need to do that and equally i think it's important to have lights so we'll get some standard lights all the way through here one here one here one here one here a light here a light here a light here perfect stuff everyone gets a light also cut that treats it's in the way of the uh the wind turbine oh mr samuel streamer have you ever considered turning the barn into a freezer for fresher chickens um no because the chickens have a purpose mr samuel streamer you see there's something very magical at the moment in the game where basically let's say you have a trader arrive let's say a goods caravan arrives and they're willing to buy chickens from you now this basically means your chickens then leave your pen and go and sit with the caravan and then the caravan will leave they'll take your chickens with them but the thing is the caravan won't leave until every member of the caravan is ready to go there's just one minor issue uh not every member of the caravan can go if all you simply do is close this gate by closing this gate right here you stop any of the chickens from leaving so despite the fact that the chickens are owned by the caravan the caravan will just stay perpetually right here being like okay we can't leave not all of our people are ready to depart we shall stand right here on the caravan parking spot and wait until our new chicken friends come and join us there's just one issue chickens can't leave the pen so what happens well the caravan waits here and they keep waiting here and then they eventually run out of food they've only got a few days worth of food so they're still there waiting waiting for the chickens to arrive and then what happens the caravan starves to death they'll just all die waiting for chickens what happens when the caravan starves to death the chickens stay so you lose no chickens you get all of the caravans goods and it's also not your fault because the caravan is themselves starved to death you are not to blame you didn't attack them you did nothing to them they simply starved themselves to death waiting for a chicken that would never a that would never come then you hate waiting for a that would never come i love my job um right so yeah there you go that's um 1000 iq play 1000 iq play but then you'll be asking okay spiff okay that's good but there's one downside one downside you're going to be getting a lot of new goods a whole bunch of new goods is going to be arriving like all these expensive weapons from the cavanese what do you do with all those expensive weapons you can't keep them in your colony because what's going to happen big old raiders are going to come along and be like oh i like the look of this plasma launcher you have right here i shall be robbing you for it so what do you do well quite simple ladies and gentlemen you go to the world map you click on your base and you hit form caravan uh you then basically say the caravan to go just next door to you and uh this is perfect uh there you go you add a caravan there and then you load things into the caravan what do you load into the caravan uh basically anything of value anything of value if you have expensive items whack them into the caravan why does this matter well when the caravan is formed all of those expensive goods are loaded up onto the caravan and taken into the literally just right outside your base when you're and because they and because those items are no longer in your base right because that makes sense you know they're not lying around on the floor they don't actually add to your base's value as we can see our value has increased over time but the thing is as soon as the items leave the base the value drops because they're no longer in the base so the game goes oh no this player is struggling he did have 30 grams worth of stuff so we were going to send him say a raid with free raiders but suddenly his value has just dropped massively so what's gonna happen will they send you a raid they still send you a raid just one slight issue that one raid is going to be tiny it's going to be like a regular guy called craig with a wooden stick and he can't even walk straight um that's literally what the game does it's like okay we'll just send stuff i know you want a roof okay i'll add a roof and i'll add the roof in chat i see you so basically you can manipulate the game to never send you a raid at all why is oh it's not building the roof because it needs to build this area first of course that makes sense that makes sense we got to wait until the freezer is constructed and then we can have the roof guys oh who's this bartender named gillyman is uh is crashing in a transport pod nearby he's suffering from paralytic abrasion is unable to walk he is willing to contribute once he is recovered um [Music] his uh if you don't want gilman you can banish him sell him into slavery or leave him to die we are going to reject him and i think he still crashes please tell me he still crashes nope he did oh what are you no he has he's here he's right here oh oh first willing subject look at this boy oh he's perfect oh he's amazing right so what do you do with a special boy like this well most importantly you need a room for him so we're going to repurpose this room right here for medical uh and then what are we going to do well you're going to get your best doctor who is not you not you not you not you it is you it is dexter right dexter's gonna come over here and uh capture gilman the barkeep uh yes this is fine oh wait we need a prisoner room for him don't we okay this is for prisoners perfect uh so we send dexter over dexter go capture him easy peasy lemon squeezy what do you mean there's no reach there's a reachable bed right there it's for prisoners i suppose it needs to not be for medical right there we go all right capture him capture him there we go warning capturing will anger the faction of aaron do we care about the faction of aaron they're neutral with us they don't really like us i think they're going to hate us anyway i don't think it matters dexter why didn't you pick him up dexter why capture him please your job is to capture him come to him and pick him up there we go much better much much better there we go he's been caught he left a poor quality knife it is rubbish have you been doing the holding shift exploit instant religious conversions or times free work speed for nine days for every colonist wait seriously there is a hold shift exploit for that i have never heard of that but okay that's pretty cool right so we now have a brand new uh colonist here say hello to gilman ladies and gentlemen uh who is he a male refugee uh can we rename him how do we rename him we don't get to rename him oh that's a shame i love renaming my prisoners is it just because the ui is trapped up here potentially there is no way of knowing but uh he is our brand new prisoner and what can we do with him well we can start harvesting his organs but first we must actually run a power line into our base otherwise we can't see him and if you can't see someone it makes it quite difficult to take their organs out uh trust me it is actually difficult to try and extract organs from someone if they are alive oh yes it's time for our faction what's our faction our faction is going to be um the traders uh what is our settlement name ladies and gentlemen welcome to ram branch yeah it's ram branch time it's perfect it's everything i wanted and more right so uh we are apparently feeding them eggs i don't know why but we just fed him an egg um i think that's it's gonna be fine okay now we actually have lighting in here we can do something good we can actually do an operation to harvest his left lung and then his right kidney and then his heart perfect stuff right now we just need to make sure that he's allowed to actually have our medication and then dexter go and perform the operation let's get some organs yes oh this is the way i like it all right also i probably want a floor in my actually we can have a concrete floor a concrete floor in my fridge please lovely stuff let's get ready to orga organ extraction oh my god mr samuel street but that is the greatest greatest name imaginable for a colony i couldn't oh i can't rename my colony organ eggstraction would have been perfect oh it would have been perfect oh oh well we've got some new chickens on you we got brand new chicken coming as one life leaves us aaron gilman here is having his organs harvested he's actually quite a good colonist as well a new life is added a chicken life which is of course more valuable than a human life although the game will not not agree with you but that's because the game's stupid oh i can't wait for a brand new chicken here it goes yes we managed to get the organ it has upset the people of aaron even more but does that matter no not in the slightest doesn't matter in the slightest happy late birthday swift thank you very much killzone hope you're having a lovely time f12 the name is that how you do it oh next time i mean he's about to die so there's not much point renaming him he is about to die right and it looks like successfully we've managed to create ourselves our food stockpile so storage uh clear all foods [Music] and bodies corpses yeah we can have corpses in here uh and this is of critical priority good right next organ is coming out come on dexter you gotta you got a good lung out a good lung oh he's done it again it's her kidney and he's actually improved his medical stat even more this is going well right storage i think we should probably also allow body parts right is it manufactured medicine well we can keep the medicine in here as well uh drugs no is it just body parts corpses human-like corpses no i always forget where the um harvested organs are reclaimed body parts no it's definitely not body parts natural yes it's body parts perfect right keep the body parts in here inspired surgery dexter he's going to have an inspired surgery on gilman i mean it's an operation to remove his heart but because he's inspired the chance of success is doubled maybe he will survive without a heart dexter it was not to be um he is no longer inspired by surgery after ripping a heart out of this bar keeper all right let's butcher this man uh butcher creature details human-like corpses as well and just do forever there we go let us butcher this boy jamin are you taking off to be butchered no you'll take him off to put him in the fridge i can't believe as he was ripping out someone's heart he was like ah i am inspired to harvest an organ yes this is exactly what i shall do oh my goodness oh and yes we have our first chicken it's chick one of the farm animal of the traders perfect you are perfect chick one chick one you are renamed i know there was people i was going to name first but you know this has to be mr sam streamer represented in chicken form here today ladies and gentlemen and this can go back to being a bed for colonists there we go oh fantastic stuff also i suppose i probably also want power cables running through the rest of my base so that everyone can enjoy electricity will i harvest organs from chickens um no oh wait did we butcher that man immediately oh that's a shame because we could have taken legs off of him oh that was actually a waste we shouldn't have butchered the body straight away because we can do medical operations on corpses now um i will spam till you learn have your convert have your comfort drafted hold shift and spam either work drive or convert cooldown won't reset until you let go what is this in i mean i haven't messed around with any of the ideology stuff so what can we do rituals you have more leader a first eater melee specialist and a shell holder okay ethical sculpture moral is it drafting them no okay honestly no idea no idea i know there's a way to do stuff but it's fine mr samuel streamer of course saying it's good that he's now immortalized as a on someone's channel forever i know not just on your own channel we have created history also i realize we need more sleepy spots for the chickens um i suppose we don't need to give all of them incredibly nice oh wait we can have a ritual spot right ritual spot here in the outdoors uh we don't technically need a really fancy wooden animal sleeping box we can just have a regular animal sleeping spot for regular old chickens doing regular old chicken things said owner oh the chick ones not even sleep yep i don't think you sleep oh congrats sam by the way it's your birthday today happy birthday happy birthday sam oh dear is this cold enough nope why is this not oh target temperature is 21 degrees right let's lower that temperature there we go much better much much better now none of our lovely human meat will spoil good stuff low food how do we have loaf o day's worth of food in storage one guess we need to start murdering some of the wildlife uh you there squirrel you shall be hunted um rat you too can also be hunted i swear there was buffaloes on the map here they are but bison hunt 10 chance to attack when harmed and it'll be fine guinea pigs guinea pigs perfect they can be hunted gavin barnes donates 10 pounds to say i'm drinking yorkshire gold watching the greatest youtuber and a fellow countryman god bless the queen thank you very much for your 10 pounds friend and also bernasti thank you for 10.69 tea for science oh my god look at all the chickens they just all hatched in there why i thought chickens were meant to be where did these chickens come from did we take the eggs from here and put them in the fridge oh my god we have so many chickens now right guess i've got to name a lot of chickens you are now um gavin barnes or just gav i think gav the chicken for me sounds fun you are now bonasti uh i will name you after my one of the greatest room world content creators of all time it's gonna cause me none other than am big and big u.s amphibian uh ambiguous amphib that works fine you mr chicken are now uh nj smith there we go you are now spectra grim spectra grim it's your first time catching a live stream welcome my friend welcome back to grim you need an ideal an id login with a converter role active make someone moral guidance oh i see okay right okay an ideology with a converter role active makes a moral guidance person through the social trap draft the newly promoted dude hold shift spam convert also powers levels of social well thanks nj uh nj smith i did not know that exploit that's a good one to know um tabitha in chat says can i be a you can be a although actually this is a female chicken but ah it's fine tabitha for the chicken are they all female no male male male male oh my god they're almost all dudes they're mostly dudes ah they'll be fine um and ben obi ben obi you should support you should exploit the ultimate meme game ray shadow legends ben obi okay this is my idea chat chat tell me if i'm tell me if this is too insane but my idea okay is to do a rage shadow legends sponsored video or just a video right where the only contents of the video is just an ad read it is just an endless advert for just um for just you know uh for rage shadow legends or whatever terrible mobile games it's just one like 30 second ray shadow legends and then like i know a uh another advert for something i don't know and just more and more adverts loading themselves up over and over and over again just more adverts uh all stacking on top of each other and just collecting an entire video's worth of money just like because sponsored videos pay quite well but the issue is when you do too many of them that's annoying but what if it was only sponsorships in a video because i reckon if you guys watched that video right we could make an insane amount of money and people will just be like sure yeah that's fine um i mean honestly like part of me wants to just see if we can do it and then just pay you for watching it like if we put enough adverts in the video is it possible that i could say give everyone who watched the video like say i know or give most of the people who watch the video like five dollars or something just something like that all right do until you have 20 oh no that's too much 25. there we go as we go to 30 30 simple meals is our aim and now dexter is taking all of the chickens into the coop perfect that's my idea it's like a an an endless a video that is just adverts no package survival meals in the south you miss them yes there are thank you very much nyla uh arda for that donation there are only three of them but good spot that is still free meals to be had roman where are you going you're going out to you're going to grab the package survival meal good stuff we are very much low on food someone should really start cooking but then again i think we're out of electricity because there is no wind there is no wind this is a problem please can we cook food and i don't think we can cook without power who is actually in charge of cooking uh j-man okay j-man can you cook without power you cannot cook without power can we put you on some kind of treadmill to power the to power this you know actually if we turn off uh let's turn off all of these lights that's what we can cook cannot cook simple meal needs material there's human meat right here everyone's accountable bills details allow meat all types of meat allow animal products don't allow fertilized eggs there we go perfect right now j-man go and cook me some human meat prioritize cooking yes it's human meals time uh put down a campfire to cook we don't want campfires we want fancy electric stoves also i realize we should probably keep this light on because it is the one that provides you know light to the person cooking uh which is important slade always awesome to catch you live this box joy can i be a chicken of course and hello clicking later um is it really worth selling your soul to raid even if it's for a joke lol uh honestly i don't know uh personally i mean i don't like the game great shadow legends it's not for me there's like some mobile games i do actually enjoy like um infinite lagrange which has sponsored a few of our videos recently i do like that game because it's kind of like stellaris but relaxed and i can just dip in and out of it which i enjoy uh and then there's other games like um what am i thinking of um like like say gentian impact is actually quite a fun rpg like it's got its problems but there's nothing else really like it begin fiesta of eating oh this is quite cool a celebration gathering of your colonies to have fun a leader will give an encouraging speech then everyone will socialize for a while depending on the ritual this seems good focus objects any gathering spot like a table ethical platform ritual spot yeah this seems fun let's begin the fiesta j-man wants to be the speaker expected qualities 45 lectern and a leader present oh we don't have a leader yeah i guess we don't i guess we don't know it's still like a there's like a okay before we do that then let's build a lectern um furniture was it misk a skull spike oh that seems fun giblet cage lecter and there we go bam perfect right so we will make a lectern so that we can have a meeting and talk about how great eating human food is name the chicken and cocktails i can't he's called dexter we can't rename he's already named after someone uh neymar chicken cluck norris oh my god chat that's the greatest idea you've had all day that's amazing that is actually you've done a great job i'm so proud of you very very proud of you well done chat well done j man can you um actually wait no you're not able to do that uh oh you're not assigned to cooking uh j-man could you prioritize butchering the rat and the turkey because it would appear the turkey is rotting and i don't particularly want that we did it ready we did it cluck norris is gonna happen we're gonna have cluck norris the greatest chicken in 1.5 days the next batch of chicken spawn oh that's going to be amazing i'm very excited very excited for the next batch of chickens look at this we've got some nice tasty rat meat mmm mmm j-man's cooking up a lovely rat meat meal mmm tasty tasty tasty rat meat um nice ingredients rat burger yay oh dear if you click on the color list and go to social tab there will be an assigned leader button ah right but who should be our leader i'm guessing we logically want to pick the person with the highest social stats so i guess that is j-man j-man is our designated leader um social where is it wait where on earth is this is some streamer i'm a potato um i do not see it dude ah beans the resolution cuts it off of course it does right let me scale down the ui ui scale 1.5 keep all right ui's a little bit smaller guys sorry about that but it is necessary there we go oh now i can see the ui now i can even rename prisoners right you are going to become moral leader required apparel head wrap ah that's fine we can make a head wrap we'll gain the following abilities work drive combat command trial oh okay right i like the sound of this so basically you're telling me i can draft him and do an endless combat uh endless endless combat stuff strix daddy new exploit loop rage shadow legends adverts until they can't afford adverts then no one else has to see a raid shadow legends advert it's just endless quantities of us we take the entire marketing budget and there's nothing left for them to ruin youtube with it's perfect you click i hit cancel of course i did of course i did confirm here's the new leader the new leader j-man you are our hero welcome work drive okay so you're telling me i hold down shift and i inspire them okay so shift let me inspire who do i inspire let's go for gray ferret i'm just gonna spam shift on this person and then this person all right j man inspire them i want you to inspire the ever living hell out of them and make yourself the most social being in the universe okay so social stat is 9.39 i'm gonna hold down the shift if this exploit works this is going to be incredible okay right so i think we inspired them we worked we called upon them to be work extra hard no there's a time there's a cool down my friend as a cool down i'm sorry friend i was holding down shift i was holding down shift it did not work i'm sorry friend oh click inspire ah ah is it did i click the wrong one oh you need to draft them oh of course we do right we'll try again in 10 days i'm sorry chat i'm a potato inspire 100 well i mean he didn't increase the social stat then but maybe he actually did i think it was 9-3 9.38 so he went up a little bit about 100 experience which is decent um right let's actually organize a fiesta of stuff so let's begin the fiesta ritual fiesta of eating has begun everyone is going to stand here j-man is going to talk what is he talking about j-man talked about togetherness yes he spoke about being together i got a second j but that seems pretty similar ladies and gentlemen we're all gathered here together i love being together there is a moral structure to this universe one where chickens are above men there is a moral structure to this universe one where chickens are still above men the speech is over in the parties now beginning jaime you were quite possibly one of the worst speakers i've ever seen the best speakers usually don't repeat what they've said twice um the eggs chicken or above men the eggs get the eggs out of the freezer did we are we seriously putting we are actually putting fertilized eggs in the freezer storage can we please not put fertilized eggs in the freezer please thank you game thank you get those fertilized eggs uh oh wait you're at the fiesta so you can't do anything that's fine they're doing good they weren't drafted so they wanted off to do the next task you're right work drive is times free work speed for nine days the combat is aoe please stop potatoing thank you very much well it was a boring fiesta everyone felt too awkward to open up and laugh everyone in the ritual receives a minus one boot [Music] oh dear very looks oh oh well oh j-man you tried you tried to get the people inspired but it wasn't it wasn't for them nice try nice try j man thank you nj smith as well thank you for giving me this exploit and sorry for beansing it uh also can we please prioritize hauling the chickens out of the freezer so that they don't put them there oh my god game animal products none do not put animal products in the stockpile oh my oh they can't go back they can't go back into the egg box right well i guess they're going in the freezer then oh i suppose they can hatch that okay they can hatch there but they will actually for some reason they will spoil i will put them back in the freezer they can grow they can grow in the freezer it'll be fun it'll be fine guys it'll be fun what's wrong with you can still grow if you were frozen doesn't matter doesn't matter oh my god we're gonna need more space for the chickens this is fantastic we still have enough nutrition growth to counter the chickens ambrosia sprout oh dear we don't want any of that let us just ignore it how goes the rice rice is going okay once again we are out of food can we please start butchering food please please please j-man please we need to also probably start hunting more of these animals and probably assigning someone to slightly high priority dexter you shall go hunt you have a revolver the perfect hunting weapon j-man is butchering guinea pigs the perfect thing to cook with oh i don't think we can actually cook this dead turkey that's fine we could bury the turkey later or just wait for it to die dexter is running around failing to shoot a guinea pig dexter just hit the guinea pig dexter it does not take much it's next to you potato it is a you've given up how could you it's a guinea pig i can't believe you're best to buy guinea pig right that's health operations i would harvest one of your organs if you weren't so important with the running of the animals um this is exactly the moment where it would harvest your organs without a second out because if you can't even kill a guinea pig what is your purpose in life now let's put these batteries down very good stuff that is not the right spot for a battery oh dear oh it's okay so if you can do it it's easiest to have everyone drafted and standing next to each other so your inspire dude doesn't have to walk as far nice way of mid-maxing it very good oh my goodness look at all of our amazing chickens they're absolutely brilliant i love them also i think we're going gonna need more power yes i think we will let us get another win turbine added in why not right you can go right here and i need to cut trees chop wood everywhere please thank you very much lovely stuff new wind turbine we're low on food again actually three days worth of food now we've got five meals in there we've got a whole bunch of eggs we've got some rice as well coming in that is very good good stuff guys this is good progress name a chicken attila the hen that is pretty good that's a good name chat i'm proud of you once again guys if you're watching the stream feel free feel free to like the stream remember you're legally obliged to do because this is my birthday stream where everything is about me and how amazing i am oh my goodness aren't i amazing i know how to control chickens and keep them in a pen yes consequently i'm brilliant i'm quite possibly the best simply the best all right now let us what am i thinking i'm thinking we need more space for the pen because i'm i'm aware of the fact that when these chickens grow they're going to need more room to just kind of chicken about in so we'll expand the pen up here a bit um like so okay yeah you can chop down that tree that's fine happy birthday there you go it's over 9000 likes well done chat thank you very much when we hit 10 000 likes i'll show you something amazing i'll show you something very magical oh look at there we go right the pen is dealt with so now that we've expanded the pen we can just deconstruct all of this and expand the chicken coop even further to give the chickens more food oh dear nj smith don't worry you you are already a chicken my friend you're already a chicken where is your chicken there you are you are here right there you go look look at this you're a male chicken of two days of age you need a little bit of food and you like to rest perfect also i think we probably want more chicken sleepy spots so animal sleeping spots here we go i think we probably want to make one of these the like medical sleeping spots there you go because this way we have a place for the chickens to get sick they can stay in there rest up a bit new lovers dexter has wooed autumn making an observation about drunkenness autumn autumn became arrested has agreed to become dexter's lover well that's um that's fantastic where does dexter sleeps in here okay i guess we need to reinstall this bed actually we probably want to put them in this room because this room looks a bit better and bigger so we will we will do just that we need to build them a double bed so there we go look at that nice double bed we can even give them an end table so their bed is slightly better uh as well as also a nice wooden floor there we go a nice lovely wooden floor let us pull that chunk away all those things all these horrible things away lovely stuff and we can smooth down the walls so that they look not terrible perfect stuff dora the explorer chat okay these egg puns are literally literally driving me clucking mad what is this the hunted baron a baron of the refugee empire is calling from nearby his guards were killed in an ambush he escaped but is now being followed by a man hunting squirrel yes we will look after him and the reason we want to do this is very simple if the empire becomes our friends the empire will come along for tax collection and if the empire comes along for tax collection we can kill their tax collectors by offering chickens instead of money and that will basically keep them perpetually trapped out here happy birthday there are free survival meals on the map to the right thank you dean freschetti for the most important information we have ever received free survival meals on the right oh my god there's an insect nest up here we're just gonna we're just gonna ignore that up there and just not touch it in the slightest i can't see the survival meals because i'm blind well that's fine i would just accept that i'm blind and move on with my life yep i'm fine with that oh dear dear have we got these are these eggs growing soon ruined by temperature all right well i guess we stopped storing the fertilized eggs in here beans well that's 20 chickens we won't be seeing i'm sorry cha i killed 20 chickens i'm sorry we couldn't have kept them here oh where's also the man hunting squirrel jump to location i was chasing this guy down wow it really is chasing this guy down right let's send dexter out who couldn't even hit a guinea pig so he's the right man for the job look at this point look at this van brown goodness this is a really high progressive squirrel this poor guy is being bruised by squirrels where are you go where are you going why are you you're stuck there what are you doing oh my god he's been dropped he's actually been dropped by the squirrel this man is an idiot he can't even defeat a squirrel dexter if you don't defeat the squirrel i'm going to be very very upset smith wore those bugs off else colonists will i call this one go over there it's fine dexter hit the squirrel dexter you how did you not hit this you stunned him that's good and again and once more good job good job dexter i can't believe that you got bruised by a squirrel and can you not leave this guy oh he's gotten back up that's fine and can we please take oh that screw is already rotting i will leave it oh the shuttle's arrived perfect right uh michotes load get on that thing get on the boat right perfect stuff and apparently we've detected an ancient danger in here that's fine we just don't need to open up yet my god that squirrel your wind turbines are blocked by rocks i don't think wind turbines get blocked by rocks they only get blocked by trees uh and so yeah this is fine these trust me i've seen these wind turbines operate in max capacity they're just operating like this because there's not as much wind major brake risk michotes well it's fine he's getting on the shuttle we don't need him to be mentally sound and there we go fantastic freeholder title gained and j-man is now a yeoman uh right let us assign this bed of poor quality to autumn and uh what is it not autumn is it dexter and oh are they not allowed to sleep in the same bed no slaves in colonies so they're upset awful bedrooms so that's oh so even though they're lovers they don't want to sleep in the same bed oh cool well i i guess that simplifies things that really does simplify things actually that's fantastic yep your religion might prevent them from sleeping together until marriage ah that's fine that's fine by me all right let us reconnect all of this there we go turn on all the power for these rooms so that they do not look so terrible and then give them some nice furniture i think everyone can have a little a little wooden plant pot in their bedroom uh just to make it look a little less terrible there we go everyone can have a little plant pot then everyone can also have a little little end table there we go little end table just to remind them of the nicer things in life and that their bed isn't the worst thing in the universe and also we've got all of these organs we need to sell to people look at all these lovely organs we've got very excited by the organs oh exactly as planned chat please can you stop it chat please no egg no more eggplants no more eggplants please place dexter needs treatment dexter heal yourself prioritize tending yourself you've been bruised by a squirrel you'll be you'll live a squirrel that you should have shot about 700 times but for some reason you have the aim of a potato why are we egging you on chat stop it these yolks are excellent chat please i will not explain my reason for hating the egg puns they don't exactly make me ecstatic with joy [Laughter] i'm gonna go mad i genuinely this is just gonna i've gotta go insane just from the egg buns oh dear dear i love my job but also i hate my child and i love my job it's great it is the best oh dear dear dear are these puns excruciating yes the puns are excruciating chat oh my god that one's the best that one is the best you can you can pat yourself on the back for that one that was actually brilliant oh my god excruciating okay so i think the daylily here makes the rooms look nicer so um what is this uh what is this room like awful uh because it's rather tight somewhat poor and ugly i guess that can be fixed by tidying up the dirt this room also is just a case of dirt this one's awful because it's cramped this one is awful because it's impoverished i suppose we can fix up the floor in this one that's fine give it a nice bit of wooden flooring wooden flooring here here here and here and also here there we go that just tidy up the rooms just a little bit so i realized we definitely needed another light in this room this is far too dark standing lamp here and we can also have another light here why not so this one can be turned on again and vertices room is dull okay that's not the worst this can have an end table and a dresser that's the worst position for a dresser but it'll be fine if the meals are in the middle right at the very edge of the map i found them yay thank you chad i'm blind without you i'm blind oh you saved me dexter is fully healed yay good stuff all right these eggs are hatching in 21 days good good good good good draggy thank you very much for the one dollars oh french egg puns make me go honestly i don't like okay the french language is a very interesting language but the one thing i will never understand is why you would call an egg if like why it makes no what like what makes you look at an egg and go ah yes earth it's it's just it's an egg guys it's egg egg makes sense if not make sense no no sense no sense colonists on a mental break will cross oceans ignore forbidden doors and try to try and heist the insect jelly you're right they will they will try and steal the jelly well okay i guess we can we can put a wall up there i'll steal wooden wall bam bam bam bam and then bam bam bam and then build decks that set you the map bam bam now we just have to be careful when the colony is building because there's a very high chance they'll just wander straight through here and activate the air activate the hive and we do not want that just got to keep an eye on there uh spam viking is it more beneficial if i sub uh on youtube or patreon um i'd say at the moment uh it is a good idea to someone what are you doing oh what are you doing that is the wrong direction you idiot okay right they sorted out they sorted out in the end roman you almost died you are a potato but it is it is actually also already done uh i think it is better to serve on patreon at the moment because i'm doing a a couple of videos where okay so that you can get a little oh my goodness ten thousand likes okay this is what you get for ten thousand likes i'll tell you about a video we're doing um so there's a game called marble world right chat it's basically you can build your own marble runs and race them off and they're amazing they look beautiful um however we've done something magical in the world of marble run we've built a marble marathon it is a marble run that lasts around about uh around about 15 minutes i'd say about 50 minutes is how long it takes to actually finish the marble run um and after you finish the marble run oh what are you sure oh you're shooting rats after you finish the marble run the idea is that all of the marbles are named after patreons right and so the patreon who wins brackets their marble wins uh receives a a prize is the idea like i know like 500 quid a grand i'm not too sure yet um so the idea is that yeah we uh we named marbles off to patrons and race them around a marathon course uh just to see who wins because i i think that would be fun no one else has done it on youtube i just think it would be interesting uh it's my kind of weird video that i'd like to see others do but they don't do so i'm just gonna do it myself uh strawberry plant i like strawberries honestly they're fun and then seeing because we have like idol colonists at the moment it just makes sense to put down some extra space you can be you can be potatoes they yield well and then finally i guess we can get to work advancing our structure out a bit like we could actually turn this into a production room like so um and maybe also build build a production room over here maybe maybe like an art room we could use to make art in that'd be a smart idea a wooden door here and then production inside we'd like a art bench perfect and then you can even have a chair nice wooden chair bam so yeah that's the idea so we'll name we'll name marbles after patreons and raise them around the course because i think i think that would be enjoyable this is the kind of weird stuff this is like when i say i want to do videos that no one else can do on youtube because then they just wouldn't this is exactly it this is exactly the kind of weird stuff that i like doing inspired creativity roman perfect oh eight days right we've got eight days to build this art bench for him is he good at art he is okay crafting pretty sure crafting's art right bio no he's one in artistic ah it'll be fine he can he can try and do a bit of art with his art skill of one um it'll be okay it'll sort itself out all right this is going quite well verts is spending ages on that chair come on just finish the chair finish the chair oh there we go he's no longer inspired by creativity what did he make he made a masterwork dining chair oh my god this is called death with a rooster the furniture bears a portrayal of a rooster crouching next to a fire with a visible rash seven fly-ridden pelican corpses surround the area this represent its representation relates to the rooster being stricken with the flu on the ninth of april five five zero zero why a chair why couldn't you have made art for me why a chair it's only 185 dollars this masterwork chair is worth as much as like five eggs just oh my god okay who is artistic man is artistic right j-man you appear to be literally good at everything but that's fine make a bloody image is this the kind of thing that we'd like i think this is the kind of thing that my colony would enjoy yeah let's make a bloody image let's make one nice bloody image after you know finish cooking some meals or something oh dear oh dear can we research stuff as well is a turret i don't think we really want totes i think we can just do it manually we haven't even been hit by a raid so yeah we're fine oh my goodness 22 eggs 22 eggs now this is really good there's a lot of eggs chairs can be art a chair is not a piece of a chair is for sitting on quest available is special trade uh a nearby settlement marrow is a special trade they would like to purchase 24 components worth 768 and in turn we can get a 30 goodwill an invisibility psi trader an aesthetic nose 21 gold or a masterwork assault rifle and a low shield pack 24 components we've not got enough components but i reckon we could um right deconstruct that crash ship chunk and let's get mining if we can get the components like the components if we can get some components mined out in time we'll give it a go but there's a good chance we won't be able to so it's just not going to be worth it but a masterwork assault rifle would be quite nice um we're not getting the aesthetic nose chat we don't we don't need the aesthetic notes can you harvest the organs of chickens no but someone needs to make it so um chat make a mod so that i can harvest the organs of chickens it is of critical importance to me because i think it would be cool this bedroom's dull this one's mediocre this one's mediocre this one's dull this one's dull this one is dull ah it's not the worst it could yeah it could be better but this is good at least they're not going to have mental breakdowns because of it why are you upset no slaves in the colony denied joining uh one to moral leader apparel unsightly environment and recreation deprived oh they don't have the old stick and pin they didn't have a sticking pit everyone needs a stick and pin jeez just hoop stick everyone needs the horseshoe stick otherwise you go insane i'm afraid the tea plants mod i don't think it's updated for 1.3 yet which is why i couldn't use it um because you know rimworld is slightly janky oh it's summer yay look at this big old bison look at this big boy he's perfect he'll do great j-man um when you're awake i think i'd like it if you could do this horseshoe and then make art in a pitch black room you know what i will be generous and i will give you a standing lamp that's just how generous i am right we do not have any more chickens just yet they are on their way 1.7 days chad 1.7 days how many chicken hearts to replace the human heart we can make this work but when you think about how big a chicken is and how big a human is i mean there are some people whose hearts are probably so big they're as big as a chicken like a full-sized chicken so j-man can you please build the stick and pin people in the people need the stick there we go now people can hoop stick look at them they would decline the joy of hoopstick and now the recreation is coming in everyone is enjoying life there we go first eater role unfulfilled oh does someone need to be first eater and we also need a research project ah there's so many things we could be doing right j man i think we have enough meals for the moment so i'm going to suggest that you go and do some art for me because it's important to get art underway because art improves improves the quality of the rooms and a good room is the best way to stop people going mad [Music] actually i suppose we could should create a designated eat room so for that we'll want a wooden wall here here and a wooden door and this can be the designated eating room and we can have not really a paved heart we don't really have any nice yeah we don't really have any nice um floors that we could put down yeah i'll be fine it'll be fine now this is a dining room which is done but if you make the dining room nice people will be happy oh we've completed a sculpture it's called bloody image uh it is good uh it is related to neo ethics uh the art is a depiction of dexter shaw smacking aaron gilman oh he was the uh he was the colonist who we butchered dexter is laughing his tears well up in gilman's eyes the representation tells the story of dexter capturing gilman well that's pretty morbid but i think it works perfectly let us put it down in the eating room [Laughter] we captured that boy and we turned him into food oh my goodness look at all of the eggs we're laying so many eggs oh this is going to go so well so so well oh yes and we still yes we might want to expand the pen in a little bit um to encompass more of an area uh because we will always need more space for the chickens so what is this deconstruct that deconstruct this deconstruct the kitchen sink um deconstruct that we can just build the pen out this way and up and this should add a bit more food for them to you know eat so the chickens are happy that tetra is the best name statue in all of rimworld bloody image brackets bloody image title bloody image j-man you know you might not be the most eloquent speaker but you do know how to make a nice bloody image and now we have a slightly impressive dining room nice i wonder if this actually has like an area of effect that makes people happy like is it um initial hope extremely comfortable what are expectations right if you come into here how does it feel nope no you don't get a magical bonus for it but it is kind of cool i suppose we could have another bloody image there's nothing wrong with having too many sacrificial monuments put everywhere ah happy birthday chick asleep we need your castle i agree we need to give us chick ass look you will have chick astley with time but the chickens are ready in 0.9 days you have to wait for the chicken to be ready i can't just summon a chicken from thin air that's not how this works the chickens arrive exactly when they're meant to arrive uh wooden fence these are all slate walls marble walls slate blocks this is fine after we build this pen we'll deconstruct all the marble wolves because we might be able to make a nice house out of them how many components we got 26 ah we don't need to do the quest only 24 is a masterwork assault rifle really worth it probably not it'll be fine we'll manage without it we've got stuff ancient concrete barriers we don't need them uh you are a steel wall you're useless there is a granite urn though we can claim that and reinstall it somewhere let's reinstall it in dexter's bedroom um any other abandoned structures a bed nope no some sandstone sandstone's not the best all right we've got some idle colonies so what you can do that is just get them to mine out a wall uh actually wait we can set up a production i've realized we can have a what is it stone cutters table there we go nice stone cutters table this way steel stool oh wait we've run low on steel we're really low on steel okay let's get cutting up some steel then cancel all of this now let's get some steel harvested all right and this has all been finished which means all of this can be deconstructed ladies and gentlemen deconstruct everything here perfect stuff look at that beautiful beautiful stuff now the chicken enclosure will expand even further and oh my god look at this look at all of the chicks we're up to 22 chickens need names right you are now draggy76 draggy76 okay chat let's get naming chick astley clerk norris oh god i just want a chicken also called earth after the french if no earth there we go uh henga's khan i like kangaskhan hangus khan that's pretty good uh chick-free uh so cloaks a lot oh i said collects a lot i like chat you've got some good names really good names nigh z marcus okay this is quite a complicated one uh king okay right fine king there we go fine there we go it's job done um paco wants one paco you can have one my friend there we go spam viking spam viking my friend spam is a incredible food really magical magical food uh camilla you want a chicken called camilla okay you can have a chicken called camilla this is camilla the chicken thank you verified person in chat who went by so quickly i couldn't even read their name chickpea oh chickpeas good chat you got some good stuff here chick pee oh that is good that one is okay i'm impressed with that one uh victim oh victim and arriving right victim bam scroll on down ernest hemingway oh that is actually terrible that is actually the worst name i've ever seen i can only have ernest henning there we go i'm amazed actually fit on um kylo hen oh my i think we're gonna get copyright struck by disney for that uh drago gamer you're in drago gamer bam oh my dear lord there's so many chickens chicken dumplings okay chicken wait no chicken little there we go you're in chicken dumpling is going to come in as well yolkshi gold oh my god okay right can we please mod that man in chat who just recommended yorkshire gold yorkshire gold that is amazing name for a chicken and also i wanted um i did want one chicken called um giga uh wait no not giga monster after the it's a reference for hat films okay and the four people who watch them um the spiffing chick oh that's cute thanks chat spiffin chick good stuff surf fluffles oh surf fluffles i like that chat super deathclaw wants to be a chicken super deathclaw you can be a chicken thank you very much for the five dollars super death claw i've got any more chickens i've got one last chicken i think no two more chickens okay you are hen kenobi that's actually even worse hen kenobi and final one chat make it good final chicken gonna hold out for a good name here uh margaret hatcher [Laughter] perfect that's actually perfect now we need to kill her finally i can kill thatcher in a video game oh dear oh dear oh dear that is actually amazing oh god i'm so proud i'm so proud of you chad that is really good now we've got all of these marble blocks that we've just got from basically destroying the floor uh this allows us to put down some marble tiles oh no we want marble flagstone which is i think it's the best they look they're pretty to look at but they take a long time to lay no it is marble tile yep we want a marble tile uh it's not marble is it no it is it is marble blocks wow oh we've only got slate in stock okay well i'll wait for them to get hold over so i can see how much we actually have before i start going a bit crazy oh um uh hello john moore restrict hatcher to a mine are we able to actually restrict individual individual hence to his own are we able just to put margaret hatcher in a single mine now just margaret hatcher in a single pen by herself next to the insects so she can be with her so she can be with her reptilian kind i'm so proud look at all of these amazing chickens we've got they're beautiful they look really cute as well oh i'm so happy i'm really happy with what we've got what is this is this a marble door yeah it is a marble door wow that's um that's a bit lavish we've got all this spice in me oh we've got food for days infinite food here won't spoil this thing needs to get dumped this turkey um am i able to get rid of it no i can't sadly it's can not khan oh yes i've you're right the h needs to be the other way around i'm terribly sorry about that i have mistyped i know a youtuber making a spelling mistake unheard of ladies and gentlemen report him to the youtube boss um there is a youtube boss right we have a boss please tell me i have i work a real job and i have some kind of importance please please marble flagstone oh i think we can disassemble that too deconstruct no we can't deconstruct the floor ah it's fine dearest spiff i humbly request that this uh this gift of british pounds um names the chicken hannibal lecter well we've got some more chickens on the way 2.1 days or 1.7 day until we get this chicken whoa and then that is when the clucking begins the great clucking have we actually also got enough food for all of these chickens nutrition growth 3.6 nutrition consumption 3.36 ah when these chickens grow up they're going to need more space right we're gonna have to start expanding themselves um i think yeah so wooden fence down south you go here and along here and up like so steel knife is deteriorated i was a terrible steel knife we didn't need it deteriorating because outdoors oh i suppose we can we can wall it off there you go look at that there you go bam wooden door look at that storage is now walled off and build a roof here perfect now we want to add bill make uh marble blocks please do if you have nothing else to do oh right now do we have with 43 marble blocks stored up which i think is enough to create that is 36 okay that gives us some room for if someone botches a construction or two and we've almost built the new pen as well oh and we can hunt a rat lovely oh and there's a cougar there's a cougar get out of the chicken pen get that out of the chicken pen it's got a 50 base chance to fight back right everyone militarize yourself want everyone here to fight that chicken get everyone together right you need to all attack that chicken sorry the cougar can you please can someone hit it right roman run back run back run back you're the bait you're the bait run run run run run bait run run bait yes good yes we did it we saved the chickens ah mark cram says i'm the cougar fine mark kram this cougar is you and do you want to know what we do with cougars who try and eat our chickens that's right we summon j-man and we send him to butcher the cougar rest in peace mark cram you're with us for two seconds the cougar wants some from from ram ranch of course it does of course right let us deconstruct this fence we can now expand pen ah perfect more chicken spice i'm amazed we haven't had a trader yet where is the trader i would like to sell some chickens to you please let me sell you chickens please game please let me sell chickens and get back to work j man no rest for you and okay right now with that expansion yes more nutrition growth 4.76 good because the issue is when these chickens grow up a bit um they start eating more food eventually this entire map might just become a chicken farm chicken overpopulation no it's fine also i think i have an idea i think i think we can actually grow food in here and i think that um i think it might actually increase the the like nutrition rate here so if we were to grow rice say hey grass what is this hay is edible for animals but not humans okay sure let's get some hay grass i guess the chickens can just eat it um that'll be fine stuff grows fast here anyway it's got 140 fertilization um [Music] and we almost finished this almost 120 works left okay so tomorrow we'll get ourselves another sculpture and we can put it in gray ferret's room because he's currently soaking wet and eight without a table there's a table right here you idiot you can just eat here greedy for impressive bedroom oh of course you're going to be one of those people that's fine i suppose it was going to happen eventually we have to smooth out this surface and make the bedroom better for you michael jackson okay that is literally the worst alexis max's d says uh police alexis maximus says please name the chicken pen pen 15. how do i how do i i don't think i can name it i don't think i can name it pen marker one how do i rename pen marker one oh well i'm a potato and i can't work it out i also realize there isn't really much of a reason to actually have a fence gate here considering colonists can just walk over the fence oh i thought we just had some more chicks for a moment i was going to go absolutely wild more minor break risks j-man why are you having a break risk did you finish the sculpture you did it is another sculpture called bloody image what does this represent this piece resembles free eggplants the subjects are in front of a thousand ellipses great right let's put it in gray ferret's bedroom so he stops complaining right look now is your bedroom better there you go slightly impressive are you happy now are you going to stop complaining yes fantastic let's go to that beauty map mode we can also deconstruct these ancient kitchen sinks and beds i don't think the chickens are going to be using them something tells me it's not for the chickens oh these chickens are in bread as hell it's fine the game doesn't have an incest mechanic everything is going to work out okay look there's nothing wrong with incest if your universe doesn't simulate it uh it's perfectly fine yes i think we could probably get another bloody image going seeing as we're doing so well actually just pumping them out we just start improving these bedrooms rice taylor says nothing better to wake up to than spiffing brit on rimworld i'm shaking like heck from the vaccine but hopefully this will make me feel better i'd be doing good mate i'm guessing you probably had your second vaccine because the second one is generally when most people get like you know slight flu-like symptoms and get knocked out for a couple of days for me the first one um i think it was the first vaccine really made my arm sore for about half a day and then the following day it was fine uh yeah i generally just drink a lot of water and you're fine raid from the nightclubs oh my goodness they've actually got stuff oh my they actually have weapons look at that oh no looks like they're literally coming right for us right everyone draft get over to the pen wall [Music] i suppose we can go on the offensive like we could attack them all right stand around this car yes perfect can we please try and hit stuff game i suppose autumn doesn't have a weapon and neither does j man so they might as well just walk back roman you can just run in oh my god dexter just got shot in the head oh my god right dexter get out of there please i can't deal with you dying there's only diver left go knife him knife him he's down we did it okay that was kind of rough a lot of injured peoples but that is actually not the worst that could have happened right we do actually need to put down a place for prisoners so i'm just going to whack him in here so let's make them for prisoners and away we go good stuff i felt like i just got a phone call then nope i did not okay all is good oh right three shooty boys were very mean to us deaf in six hours nice what about you extract skull yes you we need to strip you and we need to strip you uh roman is actually the uninjured one so he should go and start stripping people dexter needs to look after him himself prioritize tending to yourself dexter and then please look after everyone else because otherwise everyone will die you were the only trained medical professional roman strip and strip him oh no don't take his skull away strip this guy first please thank you i will take that gun we'll take that gun you might as well grab it actually grab it then also probably capture them thank you good stuff good stuff oh just a quick reminder from chat to say remember to get your cup of tea guys yes get the get your warm cup of tea you will need it ladies and gentlemen it is always important to have a cup of tea dex is doing good he's running around tending people medical emergency shorty is about to die we've got three hours ah he doesn't need he doesn't need um dr care but no medicine fantastic right yes we can just heal him with bare hands healing with your bare hands dexter and roman instead of helping anyone has just gone to just lay on the just start cutting up some stone chunks oh dear dear all right there we go we're tending to shorty fixing fixing them up a bit major break risk from dexter dexa please now is not the time to have a break risk all right there you go you save this person's life um oh my goodness we've almost actually completely filled our our food space we hauling that person back roman i thought you were meant to haul the other prisoner back did you oh the prison only made it here before they died ah that's fine we'll extract their skull lone x-ray says you cure my depression plea never stop please i won't stop don't worry but one day you might you know move on and you want other people to entertain you not me and that's fine that's perfectly fine don't worry i understand i understand there are there's more than just me out there in the universe that you need to watch it is fine let us get a lamp in here because we are going to need to do a medical operation to steal this person's limbs uh we can administer smoke leaf joint to them get them high and then we remove their organs although i suppose the uh for some reason we want to recruit a slave right enslave wardens will threaten the prisoner to reduce their will once they have no will left the warden will enslave them okay that seems good i mean most of our colonists want slaves they seem very upset that we don't have any so i guess we need one and we also need a first eater so who do we make first eat i guess jamin can't be first eater we should probably make dexter first eater sings he's actually making the food uh first eater requires the following apparel visage mask okay that's fine we can have our first eater and we will need to make a well we just took that person's head right off cool great i guess we should probably do with some uh graves because we just removed a whole bunch of people's heads let's get some graves down lovely we'll need those but now we have scope totems head pikachu late happy birthday hope the slavery goes well thanks head pikachu head pikachu how would you like to be uh i can't rename this person until i enslave them that's fine can do that we will take control of them yes oh transport pod crash a random person called bb has landed they are injured they are not part of any faction nice mind-shattering pain it looks like the second the second slave has just arrived ladies and gentlemen what excellent news perfect absolutely wonderful oh yes and look the grass is growing really fast look at that very good stuff good stuff let's also get rid of that tree and this tree because that'll make room for a think more food for them i think that's how it works and also i think we have even more chickens arriving in 0.2 days which is slightly insane uh but it will be fine we are yet to have a trader i am amazed we have not had a trader but we have not do right you once can have no medical treatment and you shall be enslaved perfect stuff and also i think we want a crafting spot um which is in production just a random crafting spot and the reasoning is simple because i think we can make make a veil yep which is what one of our peoples want uh and yes we can make it from the wool and cloth that we have lying around and oh my goodness we need a bigger fridge or we just need to start making more food actually that'll that'll probably solve it let's make um 50 more meals and also we got anyone who's any good at tailoring and oh dexter can preach health and counsel people there's a chance success depends on the speaker's social oh i'm reassured oh yes and convert i wonder if we can do the same exploit then that we could do with j-man which we can do right now uh in about two hours one hour one hour right are we ready for exploit ladies and gentlemen in 0. 0.6 hours we're going to supercharge the colony into madness and oh my god the chickens have spawned everywhere we're going to need to start killing a couple of these chickens but then again we don't need food so what are we going to do what are we gonna do this is a problem okay right let's just get everyone uh anyway draft them up get everyone here j-man j-man my friend it is time it is time to initiate the work drive work drive okay so i guess i just hold shift click work drive let us go work drive them yes drive him full of work i'm holding shift i don't think it works my friend i'm sorry i don't think it worked i think only autumn has been driven by work is it in health it would be log uh j-man pursued autumn play oh wait no j-man who did you actually talk to j-man called upon verts to work extra hard for the colony i'm sorry friend exploit does not work we tried we tried does not work i'm sorry friend right now we have a stupid amount of chickens again do we keep them i mean we kind of have to like the entire exploit relies on people coming to our colony to take these chickens away and so far no one has arrived uh and i suppose we do need more we the chickens are just gonna keep consuming more and more space this is the only problem like they are just endlessly expanding but it'll be okay it'll be fine we'll just keep expanding with the chickens why not why not we can just let the chickens expand more they're big old special boys we can give them more space to grow and there's about seven bajillion more chickens to name how is there 11k likes but only 5k people watching magic friend magic watch this okay person who just said that question everyone like the stream right now now what you're going to watch is the light count is going to go up about like 100 and then in the next few minutes another like 200 people or like a 500 people will suddenly appear watching because that's how that's how youtube works the more people who like the stream the more people end up getting recommended the stream and it just consists of a cycle of nightmares um yes it's a mess or a raid from aaron a single person with a poor quality heavy smg and i think they're attacking immediately well do we have anyone who is even any good at shooting you are the one person who's meant to be good at shooting so get out here and get shooting dexter you're the other person but you technically did get shot in the head um you don't have a gun roman does have a gun roman you can get out of bed and help go and help with your gun good oh that was always close that was close that was a miss that was also a miss roman can you can you hit them from there you cannot closer closer closer closer go go go go try come on shoot better shoot better come on right closer closer closer closer you're literally an inch in front of them shoot roman shoot great ferret is bleeding out for you oh my god he's downed roman shoot better roman shoot better shoot them in the head roman roman please kill shaklee how are they you're literally the worst roman shoot them there we go that was a bit of a mess some stranger nice stream keep it up uh you can have a chicken my friend have a chicken some stranger welcome welcome thank you very much for the twenty dollars some stranger moran as well thank you very much for the 10 no 10 euros euros i just took a screenshot moran you're in chicken seven bam you are now ryan yanus brian your noose and chat we've now reached the point where you get to call stuff really tax exempt i love it roman is only level four shooting yeah but level four shooting and someone is literally like half a meter in front of you all right i guess we can have autumn come over here and pick up this uh smg autumn will now be the next next designated shoot boy oh god oh connor we've got you here as well connor you can have a chicken i don't think i named a chicken after you i don't think so ah group of travelers are passing by where where where where can we trade with them we can't trade with them can we no we can't they're just traveling that's frustrating it would be good if we could trade with them you are being tended to you'll be fine oh dear right connor you can have a chicken [Music] that's what you get can you name the chicken vladimir lenin lane in that's terrible vladimir lenin this chicken is now called cluck of the draw oh my god cluck of the draw last donor i promise hen and teller nj smith you've got it and teller is actually incredible hen and teller oh dear dear dear and this chicken here yolks cast after the yolks cast i like it yolk's cast not that anyone in chat is gonna get that reference because they've never heard of the yogscast since 2013 but it's fine dakota wilson thank you very much dakota wilson name a chicken lunch i like that it's morbid but i like it this chicken here you can be jamie stringer jamie jamie the chicken you there chicken what are we going chat goat i was wondering like hang on a second attila the hen oh that one's good i like it till other hand we did see that one early early but yes it is back attila the hen queen hentoria oh wow that is also terrible being antoria oh dear dear oh dear name one nugget i shall name a chicken nugget good little chicken nugget you are now called nugget yes good chicken all right all right so of the animals we have we've quite a few we don't auto cut any of this for good reason because you know the animals can just eat them um i think they will eat the hay grass once it's fully grown they should get some meals out of it clay cryptic thank you very much for ten dollars happy birthday enjoy the chicken-based shenanigans i will oh no there's clear cryptic i'm terribly sorry clear take oh my god i just saw the next worst chicken name it's none other than the legendary hentai i think it's a i think it's a japanese name right it's a japanese name perfectly normal japanese name right there just hentai oh god uh oh margaret hatcher is growing up margaret hatcher is four days old oh wait this is the hud okay can i release margaret hatcher into the wild actually wait we've got a lot of chickens and i'm just saying if we're gonna murder one of them it's gonna be margaret hatcher she might not be the biggest chicken on the block but she needs to be eaten because you know i want space for more chickens hen solo chat i hate you but you can have it han solo it is margaret hatcher is dead rest in peace bing bong margaret hatcher is dead we're just dumping her straight into the forbid anyone to touch this corpse we won't even eat her oh fantastic this is it i just need a trader to come along geez honestly part of me is happy to just summon the um summon the uh the the debug menu and summon a trader because i i haven't even tried out this exploit in the latest updated version so i don't even fully know if it works i just i would actually like it you know if the game could give me an event quests no we don't want that incidents no uh trader i don't know animal trade tags not this one not this one this one uh trade trade no trade do trade caravan arrival thank you please and who are we friendly with uh i think refugee empire imperial trader there we go imperial trader from the refugee empire finally we can actually we can actually practice the exploit for once i know i know it's cheating but we've literally been here since we've been here for like three hours at this point okay it's not my fault the game isn't actually throwing events at us we've had like two of we've had one event and then a bunch of raids randy random is going for the most passive randy randoming i've ever seen right okay now this is where things get cheeky we need to deconstruct this well we need to build a wooden fence here and here to stop the chickens being able to get out this is very important right and now we get j-man and we talk lacking necessary title to i'm an idiot oh god you need you actually do need a correct title to trade with this caravan i'm a potato that's fine uh which faction likes us the galga treaty and then the rest hate us that's fine right galga treaty new trade caravan the galaga treaty thank you yeah we need to be a knight yes i i've forgotten it has been like it's been a few months since i've played room world i went on holiday it was very nice right bulk goods trader is approaching lovely stuff this is exactly who we're looking for um right we can now send jman you look like you're about to have a mental breakdown why want moral leader apparel and no slaves in the colony look we'll get some slaves eventually recreation unfulfilled you can play the horseshoe game no one's stopping you from playing horseshoe game it's okay stop having a breakdown jeez right j-man has gotten food poisoning due to dirty cooking area oh you're gonna you're gonna so have a mental breakdown that's fine it says we've detected a steel mining work site nearby controlled by the pelican oh cool so we can go attack this i guess nice that's kind of fun i didn't realize that's that seems new i haven't seen anything like that before right now to test my exploit which did work in previous versions now let us see if it works in this one okay the aim is simple these trade people are going to get chickens from us but they aren't going to be able to take the chickens away um right we have a lot of chickens here to trade firstly we're going to sell we're going to sell king i like how chickens sell for 13 despite the fact that eggs i'm pretty sure sell for more like eggs are pretty good in terms of money um right so we will sell chicken and we will sell chicken little and we will sell so clocks a lot and we will sell camilla and we will sell the spiffing chick um and i think we can also sell chick too you know we can just sell these default chicks because we haven't named them um and chick 15 there we go and let's accept there we go bam so we've sold these chickens can they escape the area tribes people from the guy are trapped and are trying to dig their escape no they're not they're just trying to leave are they trying to leave was his psychic souve okay that's fine how did the chickens get out they dug out what the hell my god okay here's what happened here's what's happened if they step into this area whilst we're doing the trade they immediately go ah we're trapped we're gonna start digging out this creates a bit of a problem because whilst they're in here they just dig a hole in here oh my god i mean we did make good money off that don't get me wrong like the fact that we're able to spew chickens out at this rate we can get some good cash but still i'd like it if we could not have people steal the chickens and i think genuinely the only way to do that would be to build an impassable wooden wall around the head like around the enclosure um to stop people getting in um i think that is genuinely the only way we can do this because we need to stop people getting into the enclosure because that way it makes trade actually possible um i guess we're just going to build this worst looking base in the universe i think if we stop access to the chickens with this kind of gigantic wall monstrosity we will be able to successfully take the chickens safely without anyone ruining it oh dear this is one hard exploit look it's not that bad oh exploit i hate you chat yes biff stop them stealing the goods they paid for excellent yes this is the entire aim to build a wall around the goods that they've just purchased so that they can no longer access the goods they purchased consequently won't leave with them and will instead stay and starve to death like good chickens good ah they'll still be able to get in by the top corner don't worry we're going to um dismantle this fence here and this one here i just couldn't do it before us the chickens would start running everywhere mine a break risk i'm pretty sure we had a major break oh j-man yeah j-man is still upset because he's been rebuffed twice because people don't like him he is happy that he ate human meat and he likes the ethical style of surroundings nice um he's in serious pain and he really does want his little leader apparel which is i'm pretty sure uh the little head wrap right are we making that here no we're making a veil right that's not the same that's not the same at all but we do have these awesome looking skulls where is it it's i think it's in furniture no misc misc skull spike this is exactly what people want in their bedrooms skull spike let's go spike i think we have two skulls do we only have one we only have one skull what a shame if only we had more only we had more oh macklin i was saying so glad i could catch your life i'm so glad you could catch me live and i could see you live as well yes that's right we have to wait for the next caravan to exploit don't worry i'll just i'll just summon the next caravan we can't wait around for like 500 hours for the game to try and spawn a caravan in that might never come i'm not willing to go insane just for randy random please all right roman finish off the wall oh no the nutrition consumption is getting slightly too high but we don't want the chickens to starve so we need to deconstruct this wall so they have access to this area because this is now all successfully fenced up but did they also dig up they also ripped this wall open what the hell guys now we've got chickens living in the dining room god caravan's the worst a cougar is hunting han solo for food no hunt how dare he he's getting in uh gun here grab gun come here dexter come here as well roman you're missing your gun aren't you yes please grab your gun please j man you don't you can't use a gun autumn you can use a gun come here no no hen solo has been killed and it wasn't even by kylo hen oh hen solo no oh no you were the chosen one you're supposed to bring balance to the force not destroy it but you're not assigned to construction uh well you are now cut down this fence and let the chickens escape please there we go now the chickens can eat over here which means the nutrition consumption is improved right everyone ready yourselves please this cougar is getting nice mighty close right now attack no don't run there attack the cougar oh yes good shot everyone that was very impressive we properly murdered that boy he is very dead very very dead oh good stuff and now the chickens are happy they've got all this area to run around in happy little chickens chairman can you also deconstruct all of these wooden fence so i can put a wall in please and this one and this one and this one all right come on please tell me my exploit is not fixed and chickpea please can you get that out get out of that that's not your area we've almost actually completely finished it yes come on no you botched the construction yes and there we go right the chickens are now secured in a unobtainable chicken pen i believe i'm 90 certain we are now safe to summon the trade caravan dude uh galga bald goods trader here they come right and actually i suppose we could just intercept them before they get to our base and start you know doing cheeky things all right uh let's also turn off the uh developer mode there we go come on trader caravan it's almost like you've never left right grab them good right we will sell you chick one and chick six why can we sell you multiple times what oh is it because we have a whole bunch of unnamed chicks it is yes i was wondering why we could sell them so many chickens right well there you go some unnamed chicks you can have a whole bunch of them but you just have all of them we don't don't need all of these unnamed chicks bam there you go we sold sold the chickens right now if we just disallow that they're escaping through here disallow close close close close good defense build a fence here build fence here build offensive prioritize building fence go go go go go go go go go go go build it prioritize you're not assigned to construction j-man go vote it yes okay they're trapped and they're trying to dig out to escape what is going to happen here none of the people are in here the chickens took down the fence what okay fine a chicken can destroy a fence but can it destroy a wooden wall we haven't got much time we have not got much time they've done it no get out get it get it not assigned to construction dexter dexter you are now the most important constructor we have chicken is stuck where is he going he's going to the top door he's going to the top door there was a wooden second door wall build it build it draft not drafted priorities working on wooden wall cut that tree uh we want it on the other side other side as well wooden wall and wall there roman priorities working on that wooden wall get it going get it going no you bastards right now now this is why we're testing look this is part of testing and exploit live this is how you test that exploit live guys you have to summon the bulk goods traders all right autumn you can go do it now because everyone else is just out off of their mind right now the chickens fully enclosed there is no door from which they can escape consequently we can't sell them chickens of course because they don't have access to them but if we deconstruct this temporarily birds can you wake up please deconstruct the wooden wall and then i want you to put down a wooden wall here as if we are going to build it and i want you to prioritize working on that there you go and then autumn do the trade right raw meat is rotted away i don't care seldom chicken dumpling earth kylo hen yorkshire gold and hen kenobi and we've got any other we got some cheap ones down here we can sell as well right go and then right with those chickens sold already working on the building get the wood over there now get the wood over there don't you dare go inside as well traders right travis people from have been trapped and are digging up to escape yes but how you're destroying my goddamn wooden wall why can these chickens do this oh a chicken is able to blow a hole in a wooden wall a wooden wall i can't believe they fixed this exploit how did it how can it get how is a chicken able to blow a hole in a wall oh my god what are these chickens eating what are they doing why can they do this why are the chickens this powerful why are they able to blow holes and wolves i mean okay i think there's a way i think there is a way to do this okay but i'm not sure so my where my understanding of how this could be done is if we somehow created a way in which um [Music] i think if we if we sold them chickens that uh were starving we might be able to do it i think is the way to do it like if a chicken is starving i think they would stay until the chicken had food so maybe if we create a pen which has no food and put a chicken in it that is starving to death we might be able to do it try making walls out of stone it won't make a difference like the stone will only survive a couple of extra hits the point is that the chickens are now classed as people because it used to be when you tried to trap a trade caravan in they would just straight up blow up a wall and leave like they just go right we've got a pickaxe we're leaving animals used to not be able to do that you used to just be able to like put an animal somewhere and they wouldn't be able to get out because it's a chicken it can't break a wooden wall with its beak and leave they can't do that but no they now can for some reason and we've completed a sculpture another sculpture it's good let's let us install it uh god everyone's bedroom is a nightmare it's horribly dirty all right we need someone actually to work on cleaning i guess autumn you're now head cleaner get cleaning tidy up that blood ugh maybe it was patched i think so but even if it's patched like the when one exploit is patched others can be found that's that's kind of like my full understanding and game philosophy so even though this is patched there is a way to do this and the way to do it would be to build around here with a method in which the ai can't access so a way in which i think it could be done is with bridges okay so if you had if you had a base somehow like if we if we demolish this granite here there's space here for a chicken pen right and then if we bridge out to this right and then we destroy the bridge the chickens are stuck here okay like there's only space for maybe one or two chickens but it is doable so we would bridge here okay right i think we can do this we can do this we can't bridge onto what do you mean we can't project we can't bridge onto you can't bridge onto deep water how would we do it how would it be done okay it can be done it can be done ladies and gentlemen we've got you can't bridge on deep water but here's what you can do here's what you can do we could surround them with water but you can't do that in the base game uh you can't place water around people here's what you do it is possible to learn a psychic ability that allows you to teleport or alternatively you've got it chat drop pods drop pods could do it we dropped a chicken into the middle of a lake oh i like it i like it the only issue is we need to we need to destroy this granite wall which means i genuinely think the only way to do it is to grab autumn here and we would have to send him physically to go and try and shoot the um so please can you prioritize cleaning the actual inside of the house not the outside thank you the only way we'd be able to do it is if we if we grabbed a whole bunch of um if we got like a gun okay and we blew this up this gives us a tile to put chickens on but the issue is how do you get the chickens out i think the way you'd have to do is you'd have to load the chicken into the launch pod and at the same time as firing the chicken over there uh you'd have to sell the chicken at the same time so that way the chicken's not inaccessible so because of course if the chicken's inaccessible you can't sell it like we learned that earlier but if you fire the chicken if you put the chicken load the chicken into the drop pod before you fire it you then eat the chicken over here it lands but it's sold and the people can't get the chicken out sometimes sometimes chat our mind is too much our mind is so smart small smarty has gone insane and he's now fighting the other prisoner who's got the knife who's designated knife man i think he's grey ferret here but he's dropped his knife where did you put your knife you were a melee boy mellow melee boy need melee knife here it is right equip the knife over here okay you just equip that knife and then you come over and save the prisoner this prison is just taking the beating all right now can you please draft and melee attack them please they just broke the door luckily they aren't taking a gun that would be a bit embarrassing right stab no please come on you've got got a knife and they're barehanded good job you you captured them capture them again and now can we also please put a wooden door back here but chat sometimes my genius is almost they've all got the flu look at how many chickens of the flu oh that's fine they could be tended they don't take too much to tend actually it's not the worst um a moat you can't build a boat in this game the only way you'd be able to build a motor is if you've like built one a built one using a mod and at that point you're kind of getting a little bit into the cheeky territory where it doesn't really count the only other like way that i think you could get around this is if you somehow built something that the ai knows not to break down explosives are better than bullets yeah well we don't have explosives so we're doing things the old-fashioned way with a machine gun come here autumn come here come here with your heavy smg i know it's really early and you're tired okay but you have a very important job and that is to shoot a wall oh my gosh it actually works way better than i was expecting look at him go make a cave next to the water on the lake uh that wouldn't work because you can uh they just mind their way out they just straight up mind their way out of the cave please tell me there's land under here please please please please please please that looks like land rock rubble roccum granite walk speed 93 that's land that is land right there just a test marble tile that's land ladies and gentlemen we can land a chicken we can land a chicken right now we just need to learn what a drop pod is where do we learn drop pods it is transport pod after micro electronics ah micro electronics unlocks things you cannot build because they require memes that none of your people have high life or transhumanist ah it's fine we don't need this right research micro electronics so i can have transport pod well i suppose i could just debug and we could finish it now if we want to try and launch it now we can do it manually we can do it manually it's fine oh my god we've got even more chickens again there's a lot of chickens and the grass is going nicely look at that right this is um this is look you can't use bridges it's not possible you need deep deeper water although because the issue is you can only bridge over like shallow water which people can walk over normally medical emergency what's wrong with them they're fine they're fine shorty but you're fine malnutrition extreme ah ah have we not been feeding the prisoners did we not say prisoners would have food guys food restrictions nothing they can just eat simple why is no one is no one assigned to wardening j-man is but he's not doing it right that would be why please can we feed the prisoners i'm pretty sure it is illegal not to feed the prisoners well i'm pretty sure it's legal to not feed prisoners they get angry and upset and grumpy right give them food please hello everyone's happy uh everyone's happy they've now been given food oh dear goodness advanced cruelty uh of prisoners starving to death right next to piles upon powers of food it's very high to look it's just the way we like it 75 bison will be rotted away yeah it's fine it's been there for years and we haven't used it it's fine it's okay we can cool it down a bit more if we'd like but i don't think it's gonna cool because it's summer who cares if some bison meat rots away right now this is where things get complicated uh the process of launching launching chickens onto an island requires a few things we are going to need a way to make fuel uh which i'm pretty sure requires something uh maybe it's something we only look under research because i know the pod launcher requires fuel to launch train required media doesn't matter transport pod how do we bio fuel refining bio fuel refinery there we go okay so we need the biofuel refinery first and then we can go for microelectronics okay right this is it this is how we're doing it also is the dining room good the dining room is still somewhat impressive that's not as good as i wanted it fine somewhat impressive is okay but i'd rather someone was happier with their bedroom so uh we can keep it in the dining room fine original diddy asks mr samuel streamer do all uk youtubers know each other yes we all know each other we have a meeting once every friday um where we discuss like the queen and stuff and how we can best over for america it's a nice fun meeting pretty chill there's team biscuits um it's good fun good fun um yeah only the coolest youtubers are allowed to go um by coolest i mean you know all the all the boomer ones all right let us get some let us get a we can't use steel we make another freezer here because we do need one no we can't because this goes out to there cancel cancel cancel cancel cancel cancel i need a new freezer but we can't build it there uh i guess we could build a freezer here like this is okay we'll just build it around the graves hey that'll be fine this could be a freezer this will be a freezer perfect oh right someone in chat says they've been playing since the early alphas and never figured out how to shoot a wall you're a wizard i mean it's pretty simple you see a wall and you see it as a health bar and then you know that everything else in the game has a health bar and equally enemies in this game guess what they do they'll shoot your walls if they can't get into your base what do they do they shoot your walls which is why you designed the like nightmarish trap of um the murder boxes uh because otherwise they're just gonna rip a hole in your base like the chickens raiders they're not quite as powerful as um as chickens because chickens will just legitimately punch uh like to hit a wooden wall and bolt goods traders randomly arrived but but we haven't the chickens aren't ready we haven't got the drop pod going come back in a few days but we've got the drop pod going please please that was not the time oh dear oh dear you just cut off a growing zone i don't think i did bb has gone berserk again oh no shorty went berserk last time why have you gone berserk it's not the malnutrition is it ravenously hungry these people oh the rage has come to an end because they were punched to the floor well that'll do capture them and you know i mean honestly at this point these prisoners have been too pernickety which means like as soon as they start getting a bit uppity yeah that's when you have to kill them uh right lung kidney and heart please uh but there is no medicine yeah they're not having medicine don't you worry there is no medicine the actually you do need medicine don't you oh you do need medicine well that's fine we have a solution to that we can harvest wild medicine because who doesn't want to have their organs harvested by random herbs that we found on the floor the perfect kind of organ harvesting medication take their legs i mean what are we going to do with their legs we can do things with their hearts but not legs uh i want me to look after some prisoners we don't want that or raid it's a good thing we've got a caravan here then that'll definitely slow down the raid good oh we've broken one of the prisoners um wills okay so i suppose we could turn them into a slave but instead we're going to take their organs instead which seems perfectly fair perfectly fair indeed are the raiders coming down are they attacking us where are they they're middling about up here hopefully they attack soon because i'd love it if the caravan could fight them for me all right j-man let us see if you can come down here and do a quick cheeky trade what have they got they will take our lungs and hearts but we probably want them to stay for a little bit longer as well so we don't want to do this trade straight away uh they can we could we can buy herbal medicine from them oh there we go they're beginning the assault perfect right good good good good good where are they going okay they're going around here i think the caravan will protect us yes they will fantastic good fight for me caravan fight splendid i don't have to do a thing and if anyone dies we can just steal the stuff good stuff well done well done all right let us trade now the thing is we want to kind of be good friends with this faction um so i think one thing we can do is gift gift mode we are going to gift some hearts i think they will accept a low quality kidney a lung and a heart this will improve relations by 18. uh would you like a whole bunch of chicks well chicks hardly improve their relations eight chicks to get like two relation improvements organs are amazing right let's offer gifts they'll take them they'll like them good uh margaret hatcher's corpse is decaying over here perfect oh dear oh dear right this is like one of the most complicated exploits i've ever had to pull off because we're eating chickens into space oh we enslaved someone cool we enslaved both of them are we still harvesting their organs no we're not apparently that's fine they can work for us you know they can do menial stuff i guess i mean if they escape they escape that's fine we'll set them both to cleaning high priority and hauling good stuff good right well if they escape i don't mind um just free range organs right how goes our research because that is actually very important manhunter pack man hunter monkeys i think the trade caravan will hang around for a bit though which is good if we can keep the trade caravan here this is a good site no they're leaving nope please no yes the monkeys are here fantastic good they will fi one of the monkeys has made it inside j-man please please can we kill the monkey shoot the monkey not the furniture oh you're incapable of violence j-man why are you incapable of violence autumn commit save him save him from the monkey monkey's dead good oh everyone is happy everyone is happy good stuff right there's a man bleeding on the floor here can we save him to harvest his or his organs are shot up he's not worth it let's just strip him with his clothes and take his head off oh does this skull actually also beautify the room a bit causes terror nice um i think that makes the room better no it doesn't but that is fine was this dexter couldn't reach shorty the illuminator so he decided to redirect his anger at verts the scavenger just on the insulting spree dexter please can you just behave please please animal starvation why these chickens starving is it because of the flu it's because of the flu isn't it and dexter's the one in charge of looking after the animals can you please feed the chickens you know we can actually have some i think the slaves look after them where is it it's handle right yep you both can also look after the chickens it is not difficult work to look after a chicken why are you sleeping out here with the chickens you know what fine i'm not going to judge them if they want to sleep with the chickens they can sleep with the chickens in the wild good quality auto pistol yay we can take that i would like that oh all right what time is it i realize it is oh we've been going for three hours and 10 minutes that's good but i want to see if i can drop pot of chicken onto this island and you know what we're not going to be able to do it in time so that means we're just gonna i'm afraid we're gonna have to cheat it we're gonna have to debug finish that and debug finish that research this instead oh wait no research this and then debug this right i'm sorry chat i don't like cheating i know you don't either but we need to create fuel so um can fuel power generator now we need to make chem fuel biofuel refinery finds biological manner into chem fuel perfect and get some steel good stuff oh yes prisoner beds need to be set for slaves you're right right we can select both of these and save for slaves yeah they still have their room all is happy extreme break risk both of the slaves are unhappy because they had to live outside where are they going cleaning dirt that just seems like escaping 90 certain you're just trying to escape feeding rice to chick astley i love this game oh dear dear right who's assigned to mining is anyone actually you know we can give that to the prisoners as well they can try mining because we need some steel uh if we're going to get this chem fuel lab going and then even after we have that chem fuel lab we need to get a pod launcher which in turn is even more so let's get a pod launcher and then we need a transport pod to be built onto that pod launcher this is quite possibly one of the silliest constructions i've ever done but it is going to be incredible when it's finished do we have anyone else assigned to mining i guess verts is verts could you finish off mining like we don't really need all of these potato plants i just want to know if it's possible to launch chickens into space that's all i'm interested in shorty has gone catatonic ah it's fine but you can you can rescue them i guess take them away save them if necessary i suppose we can upgrade you to an auto pistol as well grab that pistol there we go def lunch hand because the flu oh dear lunch has died queen hentorius died and cluck of uh cluck of the draw has also died of the flu it's a shame but you know it's gonna happen some of these chickens they're getting older they get the flu it knocks them out but it's okay because when they die they go to chicken heaven also known as the butchering table uh and then they get turned into tasty chicken food which um gets combined with human meat to taste to make tasty human chicken hybrid food it's tasty that's all that matters all right verts get back to mining uh baby what are you doing you're cleaning dirt you can also try and mine compacted steel for me i like the slaves have meager slave expectations this is good this is very good oh we could somewhat impressive dining room slaves are happy with the dining room we have this is useful very useful i like how they are just happy with being a slave that is insane most slave mods aren't happy with people being enslaved so you know you'll take i'll take a win where we get the one all right who's construction roman is construction roman can you please build this chem fuel you need steel can we please no empty space oh my god the food is overflowed oh my god right we need to create new zone stockpile zone this is for delete this zone right make new zone stockpile zone here and here once again this is clear all food only no clear all yes just food and critical priority go right now we can finally get the food out of here and into somewhere where it will actually stay cold and i'm also going to need to get a new dumping stockpile great orders all things there we go just get rid of all of that perfect stuff now we actually have space for the steel to be put because the rice can be moved out oh right we're making progress progress has been made the transport pod has been launched uh set target fuel we don't need much literally uh one tile is what we need so for um [Music] in fact i mean build transport pod there we go right we'll build the transport pod i mean we could cheat and add the necessary 0.1 fuel oh wow that is actually tiny right well we'll just make the fuel ourself that's fine i don't mind making fuel fall has begun good good good good stop them from sending the fertilized eggs into the new fridge oh my god they hold 48 fertilized eggs in here thank you chad that's 48 chicks that are gonna be created but then again we do have quite a lot of chicken already this is um this is a good quantity of chicken there are so many chicks it is ridiculous this is insane there are too many of them use dev mode to create a deep water moat around the chicken okay if that fails that's what we'll do walk hunting birds for food what the heck guy what the heck that's really rude right you you defend ourselves please might need autumn as well why not all right kill the warg good job everyone that was good that was very good i'm happy with that good stuff right now can we please hold the stone yes we can good all the steel in and the food out and let me make my thing all right the steel is slowly getting hauled at the pace of a snail the pace of a snail we actually have a visitor as well visitor some random person is visiting the colony they have items to trade can we sell a chicken to them will you accept a chicken chicken they will not accept a chicken imagine that imagine being so back-minded that you wouldn't accept a chicken if it was offered to you i mean we literally have a million of them so um it'd be a bit silly not to take them they're kind of undervalued at this point right so i think we have a good amount of steel do we have enough to make this no skill too low what about you can you make it need steel okay still need steel ah we need more mining and mind mind my mind my mind mind mine good all right gray ferret you need to get mining verts you also need to be mining roman you're not assigned to it j-man are you no you're not either dexter let me guess you're also you are assigned to mining perfect right mine the steel i need steel to build my floaty space contraption oh we can load we can load chickens we can load chickens this is it you can load the slaves into the truck we can fire humans at people oh my goodness this is it this is it we can do it we can do it i believe in us chat i believe also dexter please upgrade your gun to something that isn't terrible right we're actually building it we're actually building it roman please finish off the bio refinery whilst i'm still alive and not dead of old age we are building the chicken cannon or as i like to call it the launcher all right bills ad bill chem fuel from wood yes that will do make 10. um that'll be fine can you craft yes you're good at crafting oh needs power of course it needs power of course it would need power your potato jeez right build the cables as well please please build cables we get building build them cables all right good it is now finished right roman bam make me some chemicals send strix and the cog launcher fine firefighter fine uh load where's strix strix is here okay so i think strix won't be too difficult to load in right i think that's us technically we've made some fuel yep and it's getting loaded in good and that's actually the target fuel so this is actually now good to go this is good to go right i think we're ready i think we are actually ready for this okay debug do trade caravan the galagas bulk goods merchant here we go here we go bought goods trader perfect they're arriving now this is either going to crash the game or create something amazing all right send you over here very quickly and trade with them but just before just as we trade with them actually are we able to load them up before strix the chicken strix you're going to space load stricts they will now be loaded into the transport pod here comes gray ferret with strix the chicken into the transport pot they've been loaded into the transport pod and they are now ready right where is our right i think autumn if you can now please trade with them let us see if we can sell streaks directly or if we have to wait i don't think strix is on the list we can check nope he is not on the list okay which means this is going to get complicated we need to unload cancel load strix is out now we need to load oh my goodness this is going to be a nightmare load strikes in and then at the same time autumn needs to trade autumn why are you so slow oh my goodness right okay we need to wait for them to stand still then cancel load autumn why are you so slow what is wrong with you major food poisoning stop complaining about major food poisoning jeez just don't have food poisoning it's easier right okay strix is now here now load strix into here okay strix loads into launcher if strix is in the process of getting loaded into launcher are we then able to trade for him at the same time yes yes we can right we wait for them to almost put strix into the launcher loading is in process j-man i'm gonna need you to stay with me i'm gonna need you to stay with me please follow that trader follow that trailer we timing is everything pick up strix pick up strix the chicken oh my god pick up strix the chicken yes dexter's coming with the chicken he's coming with the chicken all right he's coming here we go right the chicken is there right now we can't trade the chicken just yet but if we load okay here we go if we load strix like so hit accept he's literally right there dexter's gonna do it prioritize loading so that he's one tile away and j-man is here and he's going to trade and we're going to sell strix right here we go guys this is the most convoluted way i've ever tried to kill a trade caravan but here we go load complete ready to launch he's in he's in the chicken is in the chicken is loaded content strix fire you may fire when ready look at him go he's going he's going look at him fly he's he flew out of the map he's back transport pod has arrived it worked it worked ladies and gentlemen he's in and he's part of the caravan so now the caravan can't leave we did it we actually did it oh my god we dropped it he's in he's in look at him he's right there oh my god what happens now what happens now let's turn off the debug mode because i don't want the game to try and cheat its way out of the situation they can't leave i reckon they can't leave whilst this chicken lives on this island they also must remain oh my god chad i think we've done it i think we've actually done it this is it this is history oh my god corbin fry says my son just came home from his first day of school and said and screams dad spiff is live streaming he wants me to tell you uh noah says happy birthday thank you very much noah thank you very much corbin frye you're having a lovely evening and congratulations for your first day of school that is incredible well there's fires going on hopefully lightning doesn't strike the chicken that we've placed on this island but my goodness what an incredible operation to simultaneously sell a chicken and load it into a drop pod launch it up into space and then land it here on this single island in the middle of nowhere inaccessible island why is the refinery on fire please can we put out the fire please i do not want the entire base to burn down oh my goodness oh my goodness and transport poured some food over there that's a really good idea the only issue is i think if we were to land a drop pod onto this chicken we would kill it um i think if we were to literally drop hay on top of the chicken we would murder it but you're right next time if we want the chicken to outlive the people all we have to do is land food on the island as well but the thing is um when people start to starve uh the issue is we can't really shoot at the rock because if we try and shoot at the rock here we're just gonna hit the chicken and that's gonna anger everyone so we can't really do that um oh my goodness oh electronics catch fire when left out in the rain you're right they do they do do that you make perfect sense now we need to desperately repair this biofuel refinery before it melts uh in another fire but you make perfect sense chat right i wonder what this caravan's going to do because they're going to start running out of food soon they're going to start running out of food and trust me we can last longer than they can best of all if they're staying here they're leaving they're leaving what are they doing how is the chicken leaving what what they just left the chicken behind what that's illegal what are they doing what are they doing oh my god we gave him the chicken and everything everything we launched a chicken onto this island for what purpose we can't get him back strix is stuck here forever he's the safe is the only chicken here we can't access him because he's here we can't i can't believe okay so what they've done is the devs have patched the game so that no matter what no matter what problems you're going you're having the game is just going to force the caravan to leave no matter what and all i've done is condemn an innocent chicken to death i can't believe it i can't believe it oh dear oh dear dave well ladies and gentlemen we've just launched and eated a chicken onto an island we've created these single chicken based alcatraz in the universe run away run away run away there we go shoot run and kite and kite roman police can you hit the shot roman please can you hit the oh my goodness can you not hit its point blank dexter oh my goodness can you guys not hit point blank shots please ah there we go well ladies and gentlemen this has been operation try and trap trade caravan using excessive quantities of chickens um it's a shame it did not work out i think it's something like as someone rightfully points out you technically you technically did still keep the chicken the issue is have we really kept the chicken because all i see here is slowly starving to death streaks actually you know what let's see if we can save him if we build a transport pod here okay we can do this we can do this if we can build a transport pod we can save that chicken we can save that chicken and give it a life load food we need to get food onto items rice someone airdrop this chicken 1 000 rice 1 1377 rice loaded onto this drop pod for the chicken we're giving this chicken enough food to last its entire logical life and this is of critical importance prioritize loading that transport pod you as well everyone needs to help with the loading process actually they can't i suppose but individually i need people assisting with loading of the drop pod come on load load your rice load load actually i suppose if i just assign everyone to maximum hall right you will haul with speed why is the what just happened of the uh generator set on fire rent about the biofuel refinery right operation save the chicken is a go 900 rice has been loaded 1 500. perfect this is it the generator keeps setting on fire and burning people it's okay is that the rice loaded 1275 it says good progress good progress invert is still on fire all is fine is that loaded it's ready for launch launch it might kill the chicken but it's worth it that's not where i wanted it to last we've created a prison for the chicken all of the food has landed just out of reach because the chicken was occupying this tile fine you know i'm not giving up though i'm not giving up build another drop pod who's got the assault rifle autumn get up here again go here go here your job is simple shoot the wall next to the chicken if we can do that we can save the chicken if we can land some rice without murdering the chicken just whatever you do don't hit that chicken why is the chicken so important we flew this chicken onto an island it's the it's more important than you right we can only technically fire 75 rice over there but we can do it in stints it's okay oh my goodness right roman not enough steel not enough steel autumn you're not assigned to mining we'll let everyone rest and then tomorrow straight into the minds of them into the minds we're saving that chicken's life we just need 60 steel 60 that's 38 that's not enough oh dear that's enough right your construction skill is too low that's fine we'll summon roman to do it just wake him up he's not even at his breakfast but we're going to send a chicken food and bam right load 75 rice exactly 75 rice it's one stack except it's fueled and ready to go we just need to load it in bb's loaded it and launch operation scent chicken rice whatever you do don't land in that area yes it's worked he's eating the rice ladies and gentlemen we have done it we've saved the chicken oh my goodness we did it we did it we actually did it we saved a chicken that stranded on an island after we sold it to some people who get left it there to die well ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen thank you very much for watching this has been the legendary perfectly balanced organ harvesting live stream where we created about 400 chickens and then heated them onto an island best birthday party i've ever been to personally i hope you like it we can now go to sleep if you enjoyed the stream of course feel free to like it um it's time for us to go but thank you very much for watching everyone it has been an absolute pleasure having you here with me and i hope you have a wonderful day an absolutely wonderful day farewell all what an incredible colony we've created shout out to everyone who of course was named after a chicken um and all of you in chat for coming up with the worst puns i've ever seen in the universe you're all amazing have a lovely day and goodbye my friends goodbye bye bye bye

Channel: The Spiffing Brit

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Length: 216min 56sec (13016 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 11 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Maw_2812]

The egg puns were eggcelent

[u/Lt-Skeleton-SFW]

I love how the stream turned into The Martian at the end, but with chickens!

It even had the rushed and desperate missions that did not work