r/Entitledparents OBEY YOUR MOMMY OR GO TO JAIL!

welcome to our slash entitled parents we're an entitled mother calls the cops on her 23 year old kid for running away from home background this happened about five years ago my fiance and I had been together seven years this month we're hoping to get married this year but my postponed due to the coronavirus we were reminiscing with some old stories yesterday when this one came up and she suggested I share it at the time she was my girlfriend and I was fully aware that her mom was a few fries short of a happy meal but this was the pinnacle of her behavior Ellie and I were living together at the time she just stayed over from time to time when she could I took her home after she'd been staying with me a couple days and was heading to work but shortly after just before getting to work I get a phone call from her and I can tell she's in tears apparently when she got inside entitled mother immediately blew up on her about being gone for so long even though it was only two days and she told him she was going to be gone and kept in contact with her while she was gone but Ellie just sort of brushed it off and went to her room entitled mother's house was pretty much your stereotypical crazy cat lady house the house was badly decaying cats all over the place going to the bathroom and random places and whatnot and when Ellie got to her room she realized that while she was gone the catch used her pile of clean clothes as a litter box but whatever Ellie decided to just back them up and she would wash them next time she came to my place her mom didn't have a functioning washer at the time and apparently that really said entitled mother off entitled mother apparently thought Ellie was bagging her clothes because she was planning to go back to my place that night to stay another few days so she stomped into a room grabbed the bag ripped it open and flung the clothes all over the room along with the cat poo and piss while screaming at Ellie that she's not going anywhere that's when Ellie ran outside and called me she was so upset and didn't know what to do her mom had been doing crazy stuff to Ellie since I'd been with her but up until then I just helped her hover I could while not getting involved in not saying a word to her mom I told her to go ahead and get the things she needs and I'll take her to my place she said she would love that I told my work I was to be late due to an emergency and turned around to go pick her up when I pulled back up to the house Ellie was in the driveway crying I went and hugged her told her it was gonna be okay and that she could stay with me as long as she wanted so she went back inside to get her things as I was standing outside waiting I heard the door open again and went to help Ellie with her things oh oh it's her mom entitled mother comes stomping out with her hair crazy and frizzled in an old nightgown she beelines for me and gets right in my face she says with an extremely thick high-pitched southern accent my daughter said I need to come out here and ask what do you think of me I knew this was a blatant lie as Ellie would never instigate this you got something to say huh you think I'm trash don't you huh that's what do you think isn't it again up until now I'd completely kept my mouth shut and was trying to maintain that but this woman was up in my face freaking out and was tormenting the woman I love so I finally looked at her and broke my silence why do you treat her like this what do you mean that's my daughter and I worship the ground she walks on oh really so calling her a [ __ ] grunt and [ __ ] is worship yes I've heard her say this with my own ears oh I would never say anything like that BS I've heard you say it's you get your effing butt off my property okay I almost never find myself in situations like this so I'm not used to it I say that because after she said this I pretty much saw red I'm not proud of it but I just started shouting every curse word in the book I could possibly think of at the top of my lungs while she went back in the house but thankfully that only lasted a few seconds and I immediately calmed down so finally Ellie comes back out with her stuff and we put in the car and I assume it's over but Ellie turns to me and says I'm sorry but we can't leave yet why not huh my mom called the cops I sort of had a feeling that would happen no big deal so we just hadn't waited for the cop to arrive after about ten minutes or so a cop car pulls up right when he does and mother comes out of the house and oh my god yes she was doing exactly what you'd think she instantly puts on the fragile brittle old lady act hunched over walking slowly of a whole gig and of course when the police officer asked her what happened she has to pitch her entire medical chart to the guy le will tell you this woman's been terminally ill for 12 years alone so when she finally gets done trying to milk this poor guy for sympathy she tells her version of what happens sir he came onto my property and verbally attacked me he's awful to me sir and I've never ever done anything to him he's turned my daughter against me and is trying to convince her to leave at first he seems somewhat sympathetic to her until he turns to Ellie ma'am this is your boyfriend yes sir okay and how old are you sir I'm 23 this was my favorite part because the officer looked up from his notepad with a look of wait what obviously he was thinking Ellie was a minor or something based off of how entitled mother was acting but quickly realized just what he was dealing with eventually he turns to me okay sir please give me your version of what happened I did so funny side note at one point the police officer looks up to me and says you look really familiar do I know you it actually turned out that the police officer and I had gone to high school together once we recognized each other we laughed and shook hands very briefly this was hilarious because out of the corner of my eye I see entitled mother has a big scowl on her face as she sees me getting friendly with the police officer but anyway the police officer puts his notepad away and turns to me just FYI he says the following with this heavy tone of I know that you're fully aware of this and don't believe you're in the wrong at all but I have to say this as a formality well Opie she doesn't want you on the property so be aware that if you come back here you technically can be charged with trespassing do you understand this as I've explained it absolutely sir but sir I want to press charges he didn't do anything illegal ma'am but he verbally assaulted me I understand that and while that was ill-advised it's not something I could arrest him for he agrees will not come back on your property without your direct permission okay fine whatever Helly come back inside what no you heard the police officer Opie is leaving in years staying here whoa ma'am I didn't say that at all but but your daughter is not a child ma'am she's a full-grown adult she has every right to go wherever she wants I'm her mother she lives under my roof I told her she needs to stay here so she needs to stay no ma'am that's not how it works if she wants to stay with her boyfriend there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop her the entitled mother starts the fake crocodile tears and stomps in the house in defeat Ellie and I think the officer got in the car and left we've been living together ever since and the happy ending believe it or not entitled mother isn't really much of an entitled mother anymore over the year since that day entitled mother has actually decided to make an effort to try and improve herself I guess she realized that if she didn't make changes she would lose her relationship with Ellie so entitled mother started taking advantage of her medical coverage and went to see her psychiatrist and got medicine for mental illness she actually had as opposed to the one she would make up since then well she's actually gotten way better she takes her medicine regularly and has a boyfriend that is an extremely kind man and treats Ellie as though she were his own daughter so basically an titled mother isn't really an entitled mother anymore we actually get along very well and we see them frequently and we help each other out whenever we can we actually look back in the early years when she was in fact an entitled mother and laughs so not only is everyone getting along well we can actually share the cringe stories and happily laugh about them if you guys would like to hear some more let me know wow I'm really glad for the happy ending but it makes me wonder how many of the people in our / entitle parents stories have a mental illness and how many of them are just entitled our next reddit post is from WB prepper my significant other is the caretaker small private cemetery in the city we live in a small house at the front of the six acres some of the neighbors occasionally walk their dogs there or bring their kids to learn to ride a bike it's not a big deal and we rarely throw people out unless they're doing or selling drugs nodding off or exposing themselves are they coming during the night there are usually fewer than ten people at a time the sign says cemetery hours 8:00 a.m. to sunset after dinner yesterday I looked out the front door when I saw a man park on the grass get out of the car and run across the lawn towards the back curious I moved to the kitchen window where I saw a group of several dozen people kids and adults clustered together thinking someone had gotten hurt I opened the back door to see what was going on I could hear them singing happy birthday it seems they decided to have their kids birthday party in the cemetery and the hope nobody would call it in they stayed for about an hour so let me get this straight these entitled parents decided to have a birthday party during the quarantine lockdown on someone else's property our next reddit post is from not another feminazi I'm a pre-k teacher and one of our kids is having a birthday party on Monday as I'm about to go to my lunch break I hear my boss calling parents on line one well whatever that's entitled mother she wants to know why we didn't feed her child why are we excluding him I say I'm sorry but Kevin ate all his lunch with no issues no the birthday party why are you not letting him have anything I'm sorry untitled mother but I won't let you yell at me if you're ready to talk I'd like you to rephrase that or you can call another time entitled mother calmed down and started her poor wronged lady act Kevin came home crying yesterday because you guys said he isn't allowed to eat anything he has to bring food from home and feels excluded because all of his friends will be eating cake but he isn't allowed well the party will be on Monday we told him to let you know so you can pack on some gluten-free snacks since I don't know what the other parents will bring for the birthday party unfortunately I don't know what's safe for Kevin to eat so it would be better and safer for everyone if you could just pack loot and free cupcakes and we'll take care of the rest but Kevin won't be having cake with his friends if you send us cake we'll be sure he does silence will that be all can you ask the other parent to bring gluten-free snacks no that's up to the other parents why are you guys bullying us that's not fair you're excluding my baby because of a disability my lawyer will be involved I sigh and hang up the call and let my boss know what happens right now I'm just dreading the end of my lunch break and having to handle the hot truckload of garbage coming my way our next reddit post is from surviving Spartan so for some background information I work in a retail chain and live in the UK where it's a law that if the person in question looks under 25 then you have to ask for ID fried items such as lighters and knives it's also a law that if the person in question can't provide the ID then you have an obligation to decline the sale even if there was someone who can produce ID and vouch for them you still have to decline the sale because the person wishing to buy the item cannot produce identification I hope that makes sense so to the story on this particular day I was standing at my tail waiting for customers into her entitled mother and her daughter entitled mother put all her shopping on to the till and I began scanning she was pleasant enough in her transaction went by smoothly having paid for our items the daughter proceeded to put her items onto the till she had a dog toy and spray pain now in the UK you have to be 18 to purchase spray paint so I scan through the spray paint and the computer screen turned red and informed me that I needed to make sure the person in question was of age to purchase this the daughter looked young I reckoned she was 18 but because she looked under 25 I still had to ask her for proof of age also the CCTV is watched over when it comes to items being purchased with age restrictions someone is paid to watch over these sales to make sure that I'm following procedure and I'm not letting anyone underage purchase such items if I'm found to have sold such items I could be fired or face criminal prosecution with this in mind I said the following sorry ma'am this item is age restricted do you have any proof of age on you the daughter looked a bit startled but looks through her person doesn't find anything I don't have ID on me I must left it at home I'm 18 though sorry ma'am I can't authorize the sale without ID if you bring ID with you next time I'd be more than happy to authorize a sale the daughter shrugged inside oh well I'll come back another time I'll just take the dog toy then I was about to scan the dog toy through when entitled mother enters the conversation you seriously need to ID for spray paint yeah it's the law you have to be 18 but my daughter is 18 she may be 18 but I still have to ask her for ID because she looks under 25 but she's turning 19 in a week again ma'am that may be the case but without ID I can't authorize the sale that's ridiculous sorry ma'am it's the law stop mom it's okay I can come back tomorrow we are not coming back tomorrow at this point suddenly the entitled mother comes up with a genius solution to buy the spray paint and bypass the law I'll buy the paint for I'm over 25 that means I'm lawfully allowed to buy it unfortunately you can't because I know you'll be buying it for her and if I authorize that it's still illegal this is BS I want to buy spray paint sorry ma'am I can't authorize you buying the paint because I know you're buying it for your daughter you don't know that I'm buying it for my daughter yes ma'am I do because you literally said five seconds ago you would buy it for her so now you're lying to a customer the daughter tries to drag entitled mother away mom leave it ma'am I'm not lying to you I'm telling you what you said and what the rules are well I'm going to go to the other cashier and Piatt there that's fine ma'am you can try that but they'll give you the same answer I'm giving you because I have to notify them of any customer trying to slip either rules the entitled mother raid in the face managed to slip past her daughter and get right up to my face press her finger into my chest and scream get me your supervisor now I'm going to report you for lying as she finished screaming I wiped her spit off my face calmly pointed to my name badge smiled in my best retail voice and said hi I'm the supervisor of this establishment I hear you wish to make a complaint about one of our staff how may I help you her face went from red to purple in a second I genuinely thought she was about to hit me when her daughter stepped in how much is it for the dog toy alone that'll be 399 pounds the daughter paid me five pounds and told me to keep the change I smiled in my retail voice said thank you for shopping with us today we hope to see you again soon have a great day edu and with that she was forcibly let out by her daughter the next day guess who comes in the daughter alone with her ID for all you young shoppers out there two things first please bring your ID with you it's easier for everyone second if you have an aggressive parent please refrain from bringing them with you that was our slash entitle parents and if you like this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 16min 33sec (993 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 01 2020