Reading dirty fan fiction (PART TWO!!)

now i know what you might be thinking didn't you just do this like two weeks ago isn't it a little bit too early to do a part two yes it probably is but i found another fan fiction this is a google doc that someone added me to and there's like six people that wrote this fan fiction together what was that conversation like hey i was thinking about writing a cody fanfic me too why don't we do together why don't we put our heads together phrasing okay this is gonna be the same as last time i'm gonna read this as dramatically as i can because this will be good practice you know if youtube doesn't work out for me i can just read porn audiobooks for a living oh we're going to get into this i hope you're feeling saucy wait forgot something huh it's lit [ __ ] all right this is called r.i.p any respect i had i'm assuming she meant self-respect or maybe not maybe this is just like r.i.p to any respect i had for anybody that reads this document so me i wrote this with the intent of writing something so disturbing i will never be able to look my parents in the eye ever again i'm pumped for this it was may of 2017. i remember it like it was yesterday in fact even though a lot of things got in the way of the experience it was something i'll never forget something i will tell my grandkids when they first start asking about sex and whatnot i'll be there for them because this roller coaster and this story will not only get me street cred with the kids but also a lesson i don't know what that means that makes no sense i was 25 years old living my best life in southern california i was working as an instagram model of course because what else does a hot young gal like myself do in southern california it's actually a good question it does seem kind of like the normal path now of girls that are hot in southern california i'm just gonna sell protein powder now on instagram yeah just do that forever and i was hot too i had legs that resembled chopsticks a watermelon sized ass and cantaloupe sized breasts anyway specifically i was residing in santa monica where i did nothing but lay out and go to the gym with the occasional juice cleanse then get blackout drunk four out of seven nights a week the other three nights were strictly sex nights for an awesome life my only goal those nights were is getting as many dicks rammed up my [ __ ] and ass as i could anyway so i was just laying out one day as per usual when i found myself opening a man's snapchat named devon he posted about how he needed someone to rent his apartment in venice for the summer i knew he lived with males which might increase my sex nights to seven nights a week this could be big huge i decided to email him to me devon responds and we decide to meet that night which included his roommates marcus and cody it was 6 p.m and i try to put on my best outfit i want to show them a modest but a good time so i decided to wear just a bikini top which only covered my nipples and a skirt very modest choice classy without panties because i know i'm going ram one on without panties because i know i'm gonna ram one on the spot so why taste the ram one on the spot so why waste the time of them having to take it off this is [ __ ] great i've never heard sex describe this as eloquently as as using the the phrase ram went on the spot i go to the restaurant we decided to meet at and i see them as i'm walking up three average sized men but hey whatever gets me off right hey [ __ ] off anyway immediately they all get boners what why but i've never seen this kind before their dicks all look like wrong their dicks look all their dicks all look like long rolling pins used in a kitchen as opposed to what other type of rolling pins but i was ready i go up to them and we have a small dialogue hey i'm savannah nice to meet you hi i'm marcus marcus says faintly he then immediately passes out from the blood rushing to his dick the other two boys don't seem to notice hi i'm devin devin replies while not making eye contact well he technically was making eye contact with my big ass tits those cantaloupe-sized melons i'm cody the third man smirks our eyes lock he's the one this is the man who is about to slaughter my [ __ ] tonight dinner was a blur all i remember is that we talked a little i think about how they take out the trash and stuff but everything else went right over my head also she's dumb we ate food and i got them to pay my bill by letting them touch my glistening god damn it we ate food and i got them to pay my bill by letting them touch my glistening cantaloupe-sized breasts for six seconds each tit you drive a hard bargain will you guys pay for my meal i'll let you touch my tits all right fine but six seconds per tit no less after devon finished with my left hit he just immediately took up running maybe it was his first time holding one poor guy we didn't see him for the rest of the night devin just got a little bit roasted here we left marcus at the restaurant on the ground because we didn't want him to we left marcus at the restaurant on the ground because we didn't want to bother him he was passed out the whole dinner you'd think we'd be a little bit worried like hey maybe we should like check if he's breathing not let him sleep we drive over to the apartment in complete silence i mean cody knows what's going to happen i know what's going to happen the silence just adds to the tension it was amazing we enter his apartment and he nervously coughs and shows me where he keeps the toilet paper that's my move she knows my move ladies love that kind of talk um toilet paper's right there if you want to take a [ __ ] or whatever after he finishes sexily talking about how he prefers two-ply i shove him in the hallway against the wall and kiss him he bites his lips when we part and exclaims oh baby that's how you like to play oh and this is just the beginning i whisper he picks me up firefighter style over his shoulder he immediately starts slapping my ass repeating it he immediately starts slapping my ass repeating as we get to his bedroom i'm not saying the occasional slap i'm talking about 60 miles per hour this man was going what that just sounds like abuse 60 mile per hour slap that's not [ __ ] around that's gonna leave a mark he claps his hand seven times does a dance routine to i'm the one that lasts four minutes and then snaps his fingers seven times with his right hand he has trouble with his left hand but after a few minutes he gets there [ __ ] wrong [ __ ] wrong incorrect fake news [ __ ] i get to run my fingers through his jimmy neutron hair he [ __ ] off he slides his hand down my body and makes his way to my [ __ ] he eats me out like someone licks out a pudding cup oh my god oh that's so graphic oh i can hear it maneuvering his tongue in that right way to get every centimeter shout out to the metric system we change positions and i start sucking his bratwurst i made fun of the girl who wrote the last one for using words like shaft and member because i was like those words are dumb right you're gonna we don't use those in real life bratwurst however i we do use that that's a very common one suck my bratwurst finally after a lot of foreplay i position myself back on the bed and we start basic and missionary i had to take a break from all the orgasms he titty-fucked me he titty-fucked me for so long i just had a sheet of his [ __ ] on my face like a store-bought face mask i love the needless adjectives here a store-bought face mask as opposed to what a homemade face mask which i guess this would be actually after we were in doggy style ramming so fast and caressing my cantaloupes that's the third [ __ ] time you've used cantaloupe switch it up use a different type of melon at least you haven't said honey do melons once yet and you've used cantaloupes three [ __ ] times he gets up suddenly like a dog smells a squirrel hold on i know just what we need to make this a little more sweet he winks he runs in the kitchen and is there for a few minutes he comes back with a bag of raisins and a bunch of bananas what i'm vegan cody says as he gets back on the bed is this what vegans do when they want to like eat [ __ ] off each other they gotta use like really boring food raisins nobody likes raisins oh yeah baby eat raisins off me gross no he places the raisins down my stomach and starts eating them off me seductively how do you seductively eat a raisin i turn over and cody rubs mashed banana all over my fat ass the weirdest part was that he started shoving raisins up my ass one by one been in clumps weirder than that i liked it we have sex a few more times totaling six hours i'm out of orgasms for about a year fresh out it was amazing something i will continue to tell my grandkids about and something i hope they tell their kids and their grandkids i truly hope that that doesn't happen i truly hope that nobody hears this story besides all of you of course that was funny thanks for watching guys i gotta go because uh i don't know i'm craving cantaloupe for some reason give this video a like and uh i'll see you guys next time with another video you know we all just want to be someone's pudding cup it's a beautiful it's a beautiful thought isn't it

Channel: Cody Ko

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Length: 8min 54sec (534 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 06 2017