Reading dirty fanfic (DO NOT WATCH!!)

if you get uncomfortable easily or you're related to me turn this [ __ ] off immediately I'm gonna be reading a dirty fanfiction today that someone wrote about me it's tagged as kotico smut that should paint a nice picture for you before we get started now I've seen other videos like this and people always pussyfoot around the dirty [ __ ] because it's uncomfortable whatever not me baby no way we are going to power our way through this and I'm going to dramatically read this as best as I can and I lit a candle I don't really know why it just felt like it I don't know why this is gonna be bad I feel like it was gonna be my most disliked video easily 5:30 a.m. today was no different from the rest a typical Monday for me is to wake up at this ungodly hour each morning I would try to get ready faster and quietly and hopefully not wake up my boyfriend who believes I should stay in bed with him for the whole day I'm assuming that's me I don't know why I'm such a lazy piece of trash just stay in bed all day don't do anything productive okay when the alarm went off I heard Cody's grumbling next to me oh it is me I agreed with him but my work should be fun today working with kids has always been a passion of mine and the fact I get to teach the next generation as always excited me what the [ __ ] okay you're you're a teacher you're all [ __ ] teaching the next generation and I'm just staying in bed all day I do I do [ __ ] okay I do [ __ ] I go out luckily Cody was too tired to try and convince me to stay so I kind of like I'm just a sloth so I quickly got myself ready to head out by 6:00 before I left I skirted the bedroom and give Cody a quick kiss he gives me a dreamy smile that's only illuminated by the moonlight shining through the window Oh have a great day baby Cody otters in a husky yet hoarse tone love the animal references they're husky yet hoarse I linger as I watched his face contorts to a slice murk I chuckle at his expression and head out if it's one thing I know how to do its smirk let's keep going teaching high schoolers different ways of interpreting literature was always a challenge trying to get the shy and intelligent kids to speak their mind the smart and extroverted kids to give the others a chance and the others a chance and the others to pay attention it's a weird sentence but that's exactly how it's written 3:30 p.m. finally getting home I set the papers I didn't we have to grade on the first flat service I could find guessing some sort of side table coda should be home in a half hour perhaps a full hour so I decided to treat myself to a nap I removed my current outfit to something a lot more comfortable one of Cody's Duke shirts that one of Cody's Duke shirts which fit me like a dress and nothing else not phrased correctly fit you like a dress and nothing else I'm assuming she meant she's wearing nothing else other than the Duke shirt but this way the way it's written it's like it fit me like a dress and nothing else this did not fit me like a t-shirt at all as soon as my head hit the pillow I felt myself drifting off some great character development so far so far we found out I'm a lazy piece of garbage and she likes to take naps 3:30 p.m. finally getting home and I've just read that what the [ __ ] what is yn me is that a thing oh your name okay so it's this is yn so I'm assuming that's your name so just picture me saying your name here or don't actually that's weird your name babe Cody's voice was coming from behind me I missed you I turned to face him and I was pleasantly met with the blurry image of Cody's bare chest and the warmth he radiated you look too peaceful so what better not to join you what am I the big bad wolf what better to join you my dear Cody snuggled into my chest and I let out a giggle he always claimed his favorite pillow was atop my breasts they do make good pillows basking in each other's comfort for only five minutes I began to wonder how was your day but he groaned boring all I wanted to do was come home and be with you what the [ __ ] I really don't do anything do i I shifted to my back faced him he was confused but intrigued Oh starting to spice up a little bit I can feel it after several seconds I muttered you know if you want I have an idea that will make both of our days a hell of a lot better I ever so slightly began to tease him with my ass earning a she earning a sharp inhale from the man beside me the blush upon my cheeks red hot and the butterflies in my stomach renewed and fluttered fluttered within me God [ __ ] I've missed this his hands crushed my thighs leading to my ass any a pub and he impulsively ground into me his member prominent and growing we got this we got this I turned back around a smile plastered on my face and looked into Cody's eyes piercing hazel eyes stare and bore into my bland and bleak brown eyes what the [ __ ] why would you describe your own eyes as bleak that's so sad the amount of love in his eyes was so apparent that each time I find myself looking into them I'm reminded by this overwhelming sensation love my hand trailed down passing his stomach and I was met with the band of his boxers I boldly reached my hand within the contents of his boxers and felt his member I traced this by true I traced this I traced that I can't [ __ ] say this huh we got this we got this I traced the small veins along his shaft and then began pumping he threw his head back and involuntarily thrusts into my hand to us to assert my dominance i wedged myself between Cody's thighs and lick bottom to top a wet stripe up his shaft just a [ __ ] just a racing stripe of saliva out my dick licking a droplet of pre-cum I could tell he's had enough he grabs me and flips me over the [ __ ] talks about pre-cum in their in their fanfic you should never talk about pre-cum it's just not a thing you should talk about I'm going to tease you now see how you like it he spoke in a dominant tone with a smile tempting his lips his fingers found my [ __ ] and began to rub soft circles and his mouth began to suck my hardened nipples the fingers working my head stopped to hold down my squirming body Kody retrieved a condom from the nightstand tore open the foil packet and rolled the rubber down his shaft why is like whenever like people write fanfics there's always so many synonyms for dick shaft member like we never used those words in real life could you imagine if you're like I yeah go for it lick my shaft yeah grab my member the girl will be like alright I'm out before plunging into me he spanked me roughly and my body lunged forward but I didn't care it's plunged great [ __ ] word great word I applaud you for that word whoever wrote this plunged I turned my head to face him and wiggled for more I wanted to see his face as he entered me slowly he plunged into me and I let out a soft whimper alright we'll use it twice now so you should should have figured out a different word to use there because now I kind of ruined it slamming into me I heard the faint noises of our skin so happy together [ __ ] he went out exhausted [ __ ] I'm assuming she wanted me to say that like ah like [ __ ] but I see myself saying that [ __ ] [ __ ] sure he plunged into me I'm just kidding doesn't say that I just wanted add a third plunged come for me Cody I was right there with him his moans echoed in my ear and I felt his weight collapse on me I'm not really not liking this anymore it was like it was funny with the shaft and the member stuff but now this is like this is getting real its climax time baby slowly rolling off me I looked at him through half littered eyes he looked back at me I could tell he was in a place of euphoria I cuddled next to him and slowly feeling myself doze off the last thing I felt was a kiss pressed upon my forehead and Cody's fingers twirling around strands of my purple dyed hair is that why is that relevant it's a really weird way to end it you dig a detail like that would have been better early on the story to paint the picture a little bit of who these two people are but she just likes to end we [ __ ] Oh also by the way my hair is purple well that was [ __ ] disgusting thank you for joining me for that hit the like button if you cringed subscribe to my podcast I'll put the link in the description and I'll see you next time with another video peace and love and smut yeah it's right [ __ ] [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 2,531,245

Rating: 4.9635468 out of 5

Keywords: comedy, cody ko, fanfic, candle, lol, insanely chill, Cody ko, cody, ko, instagram, sketch, dms, cringe, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, funny, tiny meat gang, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: clyye1wGiHo

Length: 8min 14sec (494 seconds)

Published: Mon May 15 2017