r/CursedComments | part 4

China is killing prisoners to harvest organs for transplant tribunal finds Your Honor my client may have done some bad things but he has a good heart good heart you say quick disclaimer everything in this video is for entertainment and comedic purposes only none of this is meant to be replicated in the real world please keep it in the video that being said our slash cursed comments this wasn't what I was looking for when I looked up ben shapiro destroyed by BBC this is me and my fiance we didn't meet on tinder I just wanted to flex on all you losers you didn't either on tinder but I did God what are they making down there angel they are making milk from almonds what I gave them like eight animals to get milk from they don't like that milk they don't like that milk yeah nut juice I anger to people by calling them hipsters apparently the correct term is conjoined twins here's a tip carry a fork with you if someone tries to rob you pull the fork out of your pocket and say thank you Lord for this meal I'm about to have and charge at them with the fork street smarts [Music] this is exactly what McDonald's sprite tastes like nauseous and vomiting oh geez finally and half yum-yum size for a bowl of yum yum soup please don't reproduce I just read something about replacing I'm sorry with thank you so instead of saying sorry I was late say thank you for waiting for me replacing negativity with positivity and gratitude breaks the I'm sorry cycle powerful thank you for letting me sleep with your sister son under no circumstance should you ever hit a woman several years later thank me Kenny no I'm proud of you son now that she's not a woman you can spank him awkward mistletoe why the don't girls do this where I live because you're wearing a whole meat Ninja Turtles costume hey Pixar are you up with this guy era but guy Pixar so the left has no ribs or organs just a skull spine and ass just the way the mouse likes it our parents make cute babies your mother is a printer how the hell do you make Sonic X Bowser's scat voor furry feet hentai ironically is this a challenge are you trying to challenge me yes cracks knuckles knuckles moans what the flyaway mm-hmm first suiting in an airplane these people are clearly disturbed how did you how do you even get past TSA wearing that easy by boating the entire pat-down baljeet terrorist acts of aggression 9/11 Syrian civil war Heil Bali heat them bombs onto your house and you couldn't see it but I just dabbed there when I said that I hate myself I can smell colors and I can see taste I can hear light and I can eat light my dad beats me this tree is completely hollow inside but still totally alive Wow me too big you ain't special okay what if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry but mom I'm not hungry you honey I could see your heart just eat it what the [ __ ] hey granny how was your trip overseas hi granny how is your trip overseas dabbe you okay granny yeah neighbor hey just so you know I invited Dan to the dinner party Mia cannibal dinner dan who can't spell text from dan I can't wait to meet your friend tonight yeah I'm not sure that's [Music] so um remember that one episode where fid 12 year old boy got abducted by a bunch of shirtless middle-aged gnomes who tortured him and forced him to pole dance for their own entertainment how could I ever forget my sexual awakening yeah I remember that episode that was [ __ ] are you kidding me okay so like if I remember correctly half the episode is Finn being abducted and forced to do like creepy [ __ ] for these gnomes including pole dancing well his buddy Jake is getting hammered across like the the land of adventure time wait Garfield no the last Garfield comic someone get the tissues I don't think it's appropriate to jerk off to this G dia I shall grant you three wishes I wish my dog could talk done me petting my dog hey buddy you've got two wishes what I why my nuts back do no more peanut butter on yours then now this baby you is bored without a nose and she is so adorable got your nose I can't express how much I hate bizu then stop bees it's a really simple solution you know what I meant not after bee movie we don't berry be Banton's about to bury his dick guys I seriously need help yes yes you do at least he's admitting it that's the first step next step is castration take off my bra okay take off my panties Wow okay stop wearing my clothes sorry mom uh hi guys III was cooking last night I and I'm making making some chicken breasts I spilled some soda on my pants so I always cooking without pants on all right I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor but they hit my people but before I hit the floor this morning by peepees seemed like it isn't flamed and the pee hole hurts if I touch it is it is it possible I got salmonella poisoning you those raw chicken breasts didn't you you to the raw chicken didn't you you did I wish my girlfriend's parents weren't abusive granted she now has your parents your boating your sister [Music] mmm-hmm I failed to see the problem do you guys pee the shower if yes why only if my feet are cold cursed common hey it washes off the brown stuff or cursed common yeah but it stains my feet red just stop people who don't flush after pooping why it's hard to flush the sink what more do you want only intellectuals will understand [Music] achievement unlocked getting wood alrighty that's enough ready for one day thank you for watching this if you want to see a video where I go into our slash I'm sorry John which is basically Lovecraftian Garfield then I just go into my channel and look for it I guess I'll probably forget to add it in the endcard to be honest but anyways thank you for watching I hope you enjoyed the video do the YouTube stuff and I'll see you all next time

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Views: 1,718,689

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Id: CDDT5Ad0jyc

Length: 10min 46sec (646 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 26 2019