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pikachu pokemon pika pika pokemon gold detective pikachu pikachu plus fantasy animal pikachu fart fantasy monster stuffed pikachu pikachu toy pika pika kill me hello everybody welcome back to you know what you love it easy peasy my name is cougar the two different colored eyed freak who's ugly as sin and today we're going to be reading on into some r slash kraka smackalacka dakkalinga craigslist let's get to the bargain shall we large airpod bluetooth speaker radio aux tf cod ah yeah i've seen one of these they're dumb no thank you airpods 146 dollars like new ah so that's like new huh all right then rare altoids tangerine sours open tin with candy 2006 collectors item dude no joke please altoids bring these back these were my childhood i love these things so much 40 pounds of horseradish in arby's dumpster dumpster dive notice don't contact me your manager because it's just some free horseradish expires around november okay well i'm gonna go take a trip to hobbies i'll be right back easy peasy fans see ya okay i got my horseradish moving on modern white claw art three dollars ah one of a kind white claw modern art ah it's just like normal white claw it's garbage i've actually never had any ah yes here we have baby wheel want a new wheel but you have baby wheel perfect toy for children and here we have a bbq pit 15 bucks very used barbecue pit bottom is out a little but can be solved by placing metal in the bottom only 15 bucks come on kids let's go get us a barbecue aftermarket bicycle 75 bucks i think you mean aftermarket death trap oh big head inside car air freshener 90 day no no no i don't like big head i'm good on that dally and a boot to shop to cheeto it's a worth a million dollars unlike that accent the only redesigned 2016 chevy silverado with a custom camouflage paint job it's an amazing truck as you guys can see it's a hundred percent camo painted except the tires if you guys have any questions comment below or pm thank you for looking or should i say not seeing this is so dumb i hate it when people paint the rims to match their vehicle so do i sell montana to canada for 1 trillion to race national debt what a signed montana is literally useless just tell canada that it has beavers or something hey i'm from kennedy and i'll take that off your hands and i won't die that was a bad accent 1993 mercury capri xr2 convertible 2d boy i cannot wait for netflix to buy this for the toy story live action gritty reboot block or cement with solo cup stuck in it free if anyone wants it will work great for phil if broken up or i don't know gag gift either way it needs to go asap cross posted fest it's pick up why are you trying to sell this yes this is best chair we could get from chernobyl it is one of a kind totally not radiation poisoning half empty coke i can unopened 175 000 well time to drain the bank account free concrete pieces we are taking out our patio via jackhammer concrete pieces all for free great for filling yard work repurpose u-haul not gonna lie if i was anywhere near this and if i found this out i'd do it because right now i've i bought a new shed to use as a studio and uh i'm using dirt and gravel this would be great for me now i'm stupid and kind of innocent so it took me a minute to figure out what this was for you naughty etsy you so naughty oh don't use this boost yeezy 700 flip flops custom oh damn those custom baby boy 250 98 toyota tacoma door actually doors for certain vehicles like the toyota tacoma 98 run anywhere from 50 to like 200 bucks so they're not that far off sunbae sunbae condom wood pool 12.18 by 4.27 x 1.46 meters empty bought this and it didn't come with water livid it cost more to fill than cost to buy i don't know man steal some water from like your neighbors how should i know speed picks only 15 bucks fun fact i had a guy on instagram offer me forty dollars if i sent him some feed picks and let me tell you i'm forty dollars richard now it's just feet picks man shimonin stratix c 5000 xg what the hell is this a fishing pole or like some oh dude oh no the dude took the photo when he's naked jesus christ this right here is a 2007 ford taurus one thousand dollars driven 220 000 miles man a new four tauruses were ugly but damn that's one fat looking one boy you want to be see the hottest piece of butt on the water with the sexiest ski under your feet look no more i got the ski that will make you pee i bought this sob almost 40 years ago and been getting laid since i have only been able to ride her a couple times per summer and she is looking for some new little crap to pull her hair i mean throttle the belgian is following strap i mean add-on extended t-cut rod plate along with a spare r d plate an aggressive intake rate and another spare 800 cc big pin motor none of that 750 weakling power paint was done back in 2014 and has couple chips but nothing you can't get drunk enough to not see blue hydro turf with thick padded wedge so she don't scrap whip you off the back four degrees bars dual carbs because freak you ocean pro voltex flame arrestors because she only breathes fire at the back end finger throttle because quad riders have thumb throttles odi grip premiere because you can't choke this alpha female be a goal because she'll try to sink your butt mst spark plug boots one usa flag sticker and if you don't like it buy a freaking sit down i am sure that there is more than this beard is making me forget also stored indoors and taken care of she doesn't accept anything but 92 octane i'm about negative three percent smarter than this post sans and it did and ain't hurting for money from the coors rona going around right now shoot me a text if you got the big pair of coconuts in your panties and let's get this babe in your hands stand up jet ski please test because i'm too drunk to talk what the hell did i just read and why did i use that accent let me rent your pond i want to pay you for access to grass and water looking for a pond i can rent and put my geese on will not install fencing as they sleep on the water and don't wander make some free money what i need is any permanent standing water and grass let's talk business well i've got a big old puddle in my yard bud how about you hit me up my phone number is 845 588 redacted redacted redacted redacted rare goldfish crackers conjoined outline holy crap i'm draining the bank account again campbell's boy please i need him gone why mother do you not love me campbell's boy me cure sickness please just get this damn thing out of my house free lowland eastern gorilla this lowland easter gorilla has been in our family for a while now but we think that is time for him to move on with his life he has his own clothes and doesn't require much to maintain he he's about six foot tall and only weighs about 400 pounds yeah yeah nothing to maintain at all free bacon grease every day my roommate produces a fresh batch of bacon grease and then leaves it in a small bowl as seen above it sits on my counter for about a month accumulating in the process so this would be a huge win-win for both of us if you could take it off my hands some people will take that because like i think there's places you can trade in greece for money i don't know selling homemade handcrafted hairball genuine human hair highest quality organic never used that's a little gross free human size hamster wheel brooklyn free human sized hamster wheel available for media pickup i will not have this in my house any longer taking appointments to view this wheel this week my husband keeps running around in circles making a huge racket i really want this i wish i had been the one to get it these hands you can catch these hands for free all day any day is that a challenge make slash manufacturer god model name slash number mayweather 2.0 hey mayweather 2.0 how come you're like three right fingers or smaller than your pointer finger that's weird i don't know if that's what i think it is but no thank you empty cereal box no cereal would look great on the shelf or framed on the wall or as a period film prop i'm also including the bag that came inside the cereal box which is often rare genuine good quality supreme condition are you insane i think you're insane oh yeah baby yeah boy coug's going shopping i'm gonna look fresh at the beach boy iphone 11 pro max redescription important it's a iphone 11 pro max but it's an android i bought it for 1200 and found out later i got scammed so if someone would be generous enough to switch it with another iphone 11 pro max god bless you ha joke's on you i still got my iphone 6 and it's working great the battery only lasts about five minutes though flying jeans free i'm not even gonna ask for all those who need jesus in their life this jesus eyes will follow you around the room praise be with you my child lasagna 10 bucks that's the grossest lasagna i've ever seen half price fillers and botox i am teaching myself to do lip fillers but no no no no no the photo is no the ad is no no louise zero dollars oh sweet i've always wanted a free kid hello there's a whole etsy store dedicated to anti-mass masks all right then microwave for sale 15 bucks microwave for sale use what works great news come to my house to pick up thanks a lot this is just an old dude who doesn't know how to use a phone and i'm i'm happy about that at least he's smiling meet mr roots no thank you i don't want that anywhere neemi three-wheeler with music okay no no joke if you're like a 12 year old this is the most cool thing you can have on the block cup of noodles five dollars still hot come and get it open to trades five dollars no low ballers i know what i've got and i won't be fooled chicken flavored whoa you lost me and then you had me a chicken flavor um this is actually a really big thing in the country especially where i'm from and i hate it i hate it so much penny from 1986 3.29 this penny can be worth thousands in a couple years old pennies are worth a lot not really not anymore i've got some old pennies they're worth about 100 bucks a picture of some hands i don't really know much about uh 25 bucks i guess apple watch for poor people oh yeah just just ride for cook only a thousand bucks yeah i can't afford that vintage 22 inch porcelain dolls still new in original box no thank you prison issued code size xl 100 bucks no questions asked how to how did you get that out of jail my dude i'm pretty sure they take those back i said no questions are asked ps4 white 180 bucks nah i'm good question mark nugget 60 bucks okay i could see paying 60 bucks for a nugget but this is clearly an exclamation point nugget no you're not getting my money horseshoe crab shell horseshoe crab shell jesus image unique gift religious keepsake beach decor display beach animal art horseshoe one of a kind i mean they sold like a tortilla or something like that with jesus or the virgin mariana for like 300 000 so maybe you got some money on your hands that looks more like poseidon to me we don't ask no questions we just restore it oh boy i need one of these for my 97 honda civic funny review for indoor bug repellent does the job well enough strong minty scent did the job immediately had ants coming through a window i sprayed one so far a couple of weeks ago and haven't seen any sense i did spray it on some spiders but it didn't seem to work so i ended up hitting them with the bottle instead which was instantly effective what can i say it works free [ __ ] rings too small for my [ __ ] i have nothing to say here moving on free giving out new ps5 free oh sweet little stinker rocker 25 bucks eh that's actually pretty cool doggy rock 200 we had a champ turned into rug when he died last year our new dog keeps humping so he has to go only to a good home consider the two hundred dollars a rehoming fee you're a monster you're a monster sad frick ten dollars and seventy four cents oh i'll buy the puppy for that much fw my girl she can do any size they fifty dollars plus shipping at pearl cramp initial custom jeans sandals this just looks like it hurt your feet really it does okay no as a music lover that's a cool chair but it looks like it hurt your butt and your back there's one word i'm going to say on repeat to describe this bag of bloody things no no no no moving on ten dollars sexy woman drawing come with frame i can color if you'd like but let me know before i have more all right the dude's just trying to sell his odd i'd i'd buy it just to support the yacht man yes paying women 50 to 100 to smell socks and feet looking for a woman to let me smell your socks and feet today after five this is real and i'm willing to work with what you have will drive i'm available whenever hey bud you're hiring any guys cause like i'm kind of short on rent this month looking to frick a smack head my ex was a smack head and she fricked great nothing better than a tweaked out kitty bouncing on you rooster if you are interested please hit me up age 26 hell i'm not a smackhead but that's a pretty tempting offer there twelve hundred dollars used oreo sonic blast is this still available yes could you do eleven hundred money is little tight 1101 that's the lowest it's really good perfect it's in the trash now but you can still give me the money and i'll say thank you if that is the case can you drop it back to 11. pancake syrup five dollars each i have two gallons pancake syrup hey man i'd buy it i'd buy it as long as not expired that's a lot of syrup man side table i love that the dudes being choked to death in the photo bought this the other day but have nowhere really for it open your office um yeah uh my neighbors are also a little bit pissed no exactly no no no these hands free in stock you want em come get em baby thomas 125 tank one for sale thomas the tank engine fitted with 125 motorcycle engine with clutch in five gears he pulls and chuckles along great this will make some child very very happy 800 pounds choo choo choo i think that's pounds at least i don't know man but that thing thing's kinda cool hey guys i'm selling a bengal tiger sometimes he barks but that's because he's bilingual if you don't know anything about tigers don't comment and mess up my business thank you homemade toothbrush holders i'd buy that lizard one for five bucks that's pretty cool sold apple watch series three trade for what shooting house what do you mean ha shooting house now i'm good though 2018 united states government ufo 91 7z 159 that's pretty cheap for a flying machine man function's great very comfortable leather is peeled off it was a black leather recliner and now it's gray with the leather peeled off but still comfy a 1999 pontiac transport pickup i don't think that's a real thing i think that was a minivan i do half drank vinegar what do you mean half drank vintage pb and j nah i'm good handmade wife hauler 80 bucks or best offer hey man if she wants to hang out while you're cutting the lawn this is the way to do it i'll take it this is a magical rock through this magical rock you can get two wishes i'm selling this magical rock because i already used my two wishes and reminds me of that movie shorts if anyone remembers that thing custom wood gym equipment 500 bucks get your workout on during lockdown baby unique small christmas wreath great for a hunter i'm buying that for my sweetie right now bro tuscaloosa craigslist is wild my son got caught playing with himself at church so his punishment is going to be selling his xbox one for 50 bucks and donating it to the church it comes with fortnite and gta and we can meet in tuscaloosa anywhere it has two controllers and works perfect i'll be there in a second thanks masturbating little boy yes concrete is four dollars okay okay then well if you made it this far time for another fun fact about cougar my voice voice acting job was as a pony and the video has over five million views i think of this day and oh god am i bad anyways thank you so much for 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Length: 17min 57sec (1077 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 09 2020