r/Crackheadcraigslist · nice toes, are they for sale?

ac compressor 150 bucks ac compressor for sale 150 what the hell is with those toes my dude oh my god that is terrifying hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar the second animal named narrator and today we're diving into our slash crackhead craigslist let's get right to those sweet sweet deals one bed one bath apartment slash condos 75 a month hey man if this is los angeles that's a steal i'm moving in there in a second little piece of crap five dollars this looks like a hundred year old man and a baby and a lion all the same time and i both love it and hate it attention i'm babysitting this summer thirty dollars per child ebt approved you don't show up on time i drop off recommending you don't try me my services are from 7am to 7pm i will provide breakfast and lunch but no dinner so pick your kids up on time if your baby doesn't have any baby formula they will drink either two percent milk or almond milk boys will get examined at the door i can look at the shape of a head and tell if they bat or not children with silver cavities are automatically denied ps i hope your kids can fight cause i don't break up fights or get in kids business keep it a hundred fam yep i want this guy watching my kid um yeah uh so much wrong with this the fact that all the kids look happy except for the one two is also concerning backpack filled with spaghettios uh-oh spaghettios notorious b-a-r-t 65 bucks i'm good bart mania ended years ago you know actually i might buy this just to see how it rides it kind of looks fun actually but really dangerous want to start a new relationship dallas hi my name is blank i am a 28 year old woman i come with child and cat i do not work right now i want to be a stay-at-home type deal i'm not really into dealing with older kids if you have them younger is easier or none at all i would need a ride from blank arkansas oh man she's the whole package the whole package of insanity dirt bike twenty five hundred dollars well you see this isn't a dirt bike it's a good boy bike and worth way more than twenty five hundred dollars selling attire eight thousand dollars he may box sometimes but that's because he's bilingual totally not just a dog painted with stripes eight bills all with three nines in a row in the serial number ships for 3.29 only 189 and you're only insane brim with no yankee almost a million dollars all right then no thank you bus seats one dollar wait wait wait real quick where'd you get the bus seat second of all is like each one only a dollar or are they a dollar for all of them because there's some good seats there i may just be hitting you up i'll make luxurious kids cakes prices from 30 pound can also do christmas cakes like santa and snowmen p.m meehan can deliver for petty money ah yes the cake just for you if you feel like traumatizing their kids on their birthday big butt mf candle 800 bucks i've been working on this for about 14 years just dripping the wax this ain't cheap no lowballers it it looks like a bloody turd to be honest o4 subaru forester please just take it this truck has been sitting in my garage for two years now the brakes are shot there is no title i have no idea what to do please just take this thing use it for parts keep it in your backyard and shoot at it i don't care just take it and make sure we never have to deal with it again if it helps a year before the brakes died it got a brand new engine if it helps we can even have it towed to your place just oh god please help me get rid of this stupid thing hey dude there's a very simple thing of calling a scrapyard company and in like 30 out of the 40 states and yours is one of them you do not need a title to scrap it just scrap the thing and you'll get paid for it actually cheeseburger eighty dollars well time for cannibalism haunted chess 25 or trade haunted chest the chest is haunted makes a traditional haunted noise like a buzz no key doesn't open because there's no key trying to force it open or beat it open only seem to make it more haunted both leather handles in good condition moves on its own no wheels it just moves and scuffs up the floor estimated date late 1880s we'll take 25 for it but i'd rather trade it for a less haunted chest email text reply please it's it's causing me nightmares just take it you know what it's free just take it man free lighter and six maryland heights free lighter slightly used and seven cool blue cigs in maryland heights b18 plus age why are you giving away like seven cigarettes i'm so confused lego obi-wan two hundred and twelve dollars be one with the cobb anakin or as translation would go scary scary couch that might have been a murder scene a hundred dollars couch okay seems fair 42-inch acoustic guitar covers five bucks or or it's just the box you got your acoustic guitar shipped in you're very acoustic aren't you kovit 19 wanted serious this is a totally above board and serious offer i am trying to catch the virus and can't find anyone anywhere who has it if you have a covert 19 positive test that is less than 7 days old and are willing to cough on me in while i inhale i will pay you up to a hundred bucks cash and i promise to self quarantine after we meet i do not want to get anyone else infected of course i am trying to get the virus so that my blood will have antibodies for my aging parents in case they catch it which eventually i think they will thank you for your support man where were you when i had this stuff dude i would have taken 100 bucks hiring a female cuddler for regular therapy session independent free box spring no stains no bed bugs only one death all right then i'll be taking it it's a free hundred dollar box spring heck yeah buddy dear leg numb chucks be the forest ninja you've always wanted to be 1994 dodge ram 2500 regular cab 4 000 well i'm sure the motor is worth at least a grand and there's a lifted truck but it looks like it rolled over when you were mudding that or a hurricane gotcha can i offer you 300 and a pet dog that's trained to sniff out anal cancer sure i'm pickle rick how do you train a dog to sniff out anal cancer professional animal portrait framed and signed fifty dollars for fifty dollars have a beautifully drawn picture of your beloved pets drawn immaculately now a lot of people are going to make fun of this but that photo is just as scary as that dog so eh worth it concrete dumbbells 50 cents a pound 10 bucks get in shape don't risk it at the gym that's right risk it where you're unsupervised with a homemade dumbbell that might just break you farted in kroger yesterday man for woman age 31 oh this one's gonna be sweet ain't it let's get to it you were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night i was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked was that you you quickly replied no that wasn't me you almost seemed insulted i would ask as the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence but it was evident i tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of a kybata bread you proceeded to storm off in an angry manner you are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like gladstone i'd love to meet up oh romeo and juliet for our ages iphone 7 it's locked but i have the finger 350 bucks or messed up that's that's a literal human finger right there all right then just just going to call the cops real quick my home girl's selling burritos best in town season two perfection with a little extra on the tortilla four dollars pop get em while they're hot yup this is how you get covet everybody 99 ford contour 300 bucks 994 contour rolled into shallow pond located in blank unknown mileage has reconstructed title asking 300 no trades well i'll uh i'll get it out of the pond for you and keep it but that's it rare xbox gamer tag palestine twenty thousand dollars sold i will take it right now go car a hundred dollars it gets you where you need to go when you really gotta go large family size george foreskin grill good working order no longer used well i hope you're not using your foreskin anymore if it's not attached to you ford car runs great 500 bucks first of all i'm pretty sure that model is based off lexus and or infinity second of all that is very clearly a picture of gta 5. lost drone free details sports outdoor condition new description if anyone finds a drone in the daffine area please dm me i lost single at about 60 feet up and it flew off in the direction of lake forest oh man that really sucks i'm not too bothered about the drone but my girlfriend's hamster was in the cockpit and she's sipping ups oh no private squeakers come back yeah this guy's getting dumped peeled cucumbers filled with hot dogs 175 bucks is this like a delicious delicacy somewhere because it just looks disgusting hey yo you know what i will fight any irish person mm-4mm south philly cilician born and raised in jersey trying to prove that italians are better than the irish will fight any irish person must be from south philly fight has to happen on 9th and christian outside lorenzo's pizza shirts optional last name starting with me preferred no weapons email the setup date and time let me tell you i'm gonna kick your butt with my five-four stature over here jars of thoughts jaws filled with random thoughts collected at various stages from various people and one dying goat don't ask why i have them and i won't ask why you want them we both know you want them though 2004 jeep liberty 1234 dollars well it's not a bad price for 2004 jeep liberty but uh why does your i'm assuming that's a chevy truck made up to look like a tesla super truck i don't understand this photo aunt jemima fifteen thousand dollars well they are discontinuing her as the mascot so get it while you can jesus autograph what please don't tell me someone was that stupid planet jupiter good condition only 5999 sally at sally's planets for sale let me tell you the rings are flying off the shelves with this one 15 keith i made this when i was sad now i'm selling it dm me any questions do you think all his sadness got channeled into that thing and now it's the demon that like walks at you at night like give me your soul i am the ear of souls the almighty keith in all seriousness the narrator's working on a puppet show and he wish he owned this for it kidney vernon new jersey perfect condition non-drinking non-smoking b type b positive 30k or best offer let me tell you you're definitely going to be loving this kidney now where the office coming in mecca sign a hundred dollars in stock maccus have it your way and we got sued by mcdonald's massage chair rental fifty dollars renting out my massage chair does full body massage 15 minutes for 20 bucks 30 minutes for 30 bucks one hour for 50 cleaned after each customer subject to a person's weight size person's hygiene right to refuse service to anyone this is definitely not safe during quarantine but i have been wanting a massage so i think i'm gonna do it million dollar pencil for sale be the one who bought a pencil for 1.5 million usd well i know what i'm going down in history for minion tires 40 bucks they're gonna haunt your nightmares and eat your soul give me ba boo probably from mech warrior sue or something like that 500 bucks either mecca warrior suit boot or snowboarding boot either or it looks dope af hey bud that i'm not even gonna tell you that but it's not a snowboard boot and it's not from a mecca warrior i am selling a set of natural nails like new freshly cut the nail clipper is included natural nails 350 ew you nasty you real nasty 20 bucks positive pregnancy test your man trying to get away will rope him in with a child he never wanted or at least that's what he thinks 425 male roommate gbe maybe looking for a male roommate must be okay with me being nude in the house can show today if interested get back to me prefer to show with both of us nude is this a guy that's running out of the apartment or a girl i am so confused and either way no just no rare mcdonald's chicken nugget rock 395 dollars fun fact chicken nuggets only come in four shapes and this is one of them how do all of them cost separate 25 that's how much for the iphone 25 oh what kind is it a5s okay can we trade something for it what you got i got an air sent and got random chords for an xbox 360 and computer so do you want those i can throw in five movies please i need a new phone do you have a computer no but please take this please i need a new phone please please take it sorry i can't i can throw in five hangers and a really big blanket well butter my biscuits you had me at big blanket lemon oreos 144 yeah you're taking a bite out of one of them sir and no thank you lightly crapped pants 38 34 yep just lightly craft you can see it through after they've been washed 900 bucks the panty dropper actually bought one of these cars for my brother and it only cost 300 bucks and let me tell you it did not drop any panties phone mount 10 bucks oh really really is that a custom-made phone mount that's so strange it looks like a piece to a cinder block but whatever you say pigeon found pigeon does not fly very nice please give it a home that's a lot of bread to be feeding that thing man limited cheeto blaster one thousand dollars it looks like it was in his mouth too no like really look at it it it's soaking wet good old-fashioned pool water for sale made in america selling 3 800 gallons of pool water 50 bucks honestly if you could somehow get this to your pool it'd be probably cheaper than filling it up from your sink and or buying chlorinated water free one bedroom apartment just keep doing dumb crap well i'm on my way there already let's go no rent is good for me ps5 250 dollars i kind of want to do this now with my p4 and my ps1 that'd be great are you pissy your spouse 2500 has your spouse or partner cheated on you and you want to get rid of their trucker suv i'm looking for an f-150 truck or suv from 2015 to 2018 that you bought for the cheater and now want to sell it so they can't have it i have 3 500 cash to spend if you're looking to get revenge dang that's how you get deals just go to a broken woman or man's heart car 110 bucks i wonder if this is the actual prop from the movie military rocket 750 pounds where did you get this and why are you selling it on let go or facebook jesus man lost and found someone appears to have dropped one of their quote-unquote rollies this morning at one of our stores good news is it's been found bad news is it smells strange so we will arrange disposal of it unfortunately we can't keep it on site for you which is a shame as it looks like some effort has went into rolling it update lots of people claiming they dropped it proof of purchase required if claiming it's yours yeah let me just get my mug dealer to write me up a receipt real quick fish sandwich wall plaque 16 bucks fish sandwich wall black 16 bucks pick up yes available did you steal this from your job at mcdonald's because it looks like you did 125 crack screen tv it works perfectly just needs screen fixed yeah if it was like 15 bucks maybe and i was so broke i want to watch tv with that big baseball hole in it but no no you're insane good afternoon i recently got scuttles off craigslist from another home in drw unfortunately i need to re-home him or her i can't tell due to allergies scuttles was named because of his tendency to scratch and cuddle he is still learning how to use a litter box but is also having a tough time finding it i have him on premium meow mix and it seems to do alright the last owner said he would do great with a small child and i truly believe that he is easily startled and prefers slow deliberate movements he does wear size 2t in toddler clothes he loves dressing up and visiting their retirement homes if you are interested in adopting skulls please email me there's a small rehoming fee to recoup costing damages to the house have a great day i want to buy scuttles i want to buy skulls so bad i paid to enter your septic tank for an hour at the time 150 dollars some might judge me for this but it's what i enjoy i will pay you 150 an hour to bring my equipment in and gain access to your septic tank i then have my associate close the tank after i set up my tripod and camera believe it or not it's a great place to reflect it's where i found the true purpose in life swimming in other people's poop and pee shoes twenty dollars can drop off for small fee those look like two empty water bottles 3d puzzle for anatomy biology paleontology students no it does not smell yes i know what it is no don't know if all pieces there great project for paleontologist wannabe i worked in paleontology lab wildlife biology anatomy students or 3d puzzle enthusiasts ps it's a skeleton there's still hair on it and that's really gross squalets i'm selling squallets a hundred percent real genuine squirrel asking thirty dollars firm i have 22 in stock inbox for your order i can also do googly eyes colored fur and wacky haircuts why why do you have this or any squirrel wallets are you a squirrel murderer cement slash dirt stamper used once used to flatten slash level dirt to put in a patio and backyard heavy works great what's wrong with this that's exactly what it is it's a stamper oh oh i see they wanted 75 and they're it only cost them 29. you're insane tarantula free tarantula on porch if you want it nah nah i'm good i'm good come here little boy let me take a look at those pearly white teeth treadmill fifty dollars this is the treadmill that i used as a sander i installed a 100 grit sanding belt on it it works great as a substitute for a drum sander or large belt sander i used it to flatten an end grind cutting board dude imagine running on a treadmill like this and you just the faster you go the quicker your feet just get torn to shreds hi are you still selling that truck yes can you send a picture all right i do look pretty sexy today of the truck dummy sorry i just wanted to show you how pretty i am 350 bucks custom wall of lychee crucifix wow luigi died for your sins what type of wreck was it in minor yeah yeah definitely definitely a minor wreck unzip insert straw bottle neck sip then zip back up when done the zip and sip mask will even soak up any minor dribbles or spills sewn in smoke free home okay i kind of actually want this not to use it like this but that's kind of funny and it'd be just a great meme to walk around and show people this butt worms 50 bucks i i will give you 50 to burn that thing and oh my god is that poop coming out of her mouth arm and hand milky dreams painted with titties 250 bucks i painted this using only my titties let me paint you one you choose the colors it looks like a bunch of eyes staring into my soul queen size mattress like new defective queen size mattress and plastic covering like new bed bug and coven 19 free middle of mattress is sunk in other than that it's fine mattress only asking 50 or best offer dang you must have one fat but thin butt at the same time hot cheeto pb 2500 well at least this one wasn't in their mouth baby hybrid dick okay i don't like ticks and i'm not a fan of babies this is my nightmare sarah to pillow top queen size mattress 125 dollars first sale is a certa queen size pillow top mattress was 550 when new six years ago slightly urine stained comes from a pet-free smoke-free home will include the box spring for free excellent condition except for minor staining we put a mattress cover over it and barely smell the urine odor only selling because my twin boy and girl are moving away to college so they don't need it anymore give me a call the most disturbing thing about this is what i'm assuming is her teenage twin daughter and brother son we're sleeping in the same piss covered mattress well if you made it this far and aren't going completely insane from the posts and or being locked in your house i hope you enjoyed feel free to like 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Published: Tue Oct 06 2020